Cameron Learns That You Can’t Always Get What You Want
The Prime Minister won’t be Dancing in the Street at Davos today. Proving he is not a Slave to anyone, or Under the Thumb, Mick Jagger has pulled out of a planned appearance with Dave, citing over-politicisation. You can Almost Hear Him Sigh, and Cameron will hope this scandal will just Fade Away. Time Waits for No One and Jagger was told to Take It or Leave It.
With the meeting Slipping Away, the PM Can’t Get No Satisfaction. It’s All Over Now, but Guido doubts this is The Last Time a celebrity Sittin’ on a Fence will leave a politician stuck between A Rock and a Hard Place. Or is that Just My Imagination (Running Away with Me)?
I thought Jagger was dead?
Nah. Just dead-beat.
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And I thought Davos was dead.
and Cameron was in Def Leopard
sigh
Mithter Fawketh, you thilly, you forgot Paint it Blackbusters
Too Much Blood
(I like the bit about the Jap who ate his girlfriend)
Pity. It reduces the chance of Dave being founf floating upsdie down in the hotel swimming pool in the early hours.
I thought it was Michael Jagger he was planning to app*ear with not Michael Barrymore.
I thought it was Michael Jagger he was planning to app*ear with not Michael Ba*rr*ymore.
I’m not at the gathering either
…thought you liked snow?
I would be in Davos, but unfortunately, I am on important national business in eastern europe at the moment, which is entirely unavoidable.
http://www.frequency.com/video/cllr-mike-hancock-cbe-mp-people-dont/29965905
If you are visiting Moscow, Handy, don’t forget you owe me and the girls money from your last visit.
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Davos is for 20th century peacocks.
That’s enough.
Get Off My Cloud Dave!
Miss you.
He can’t get no satisfaction.
Ed cant get no statisfaction!
Will Dave complete the set by inserting a Mars Bar deep into Marianne Faithfull’s fundament?
Errrr – have you actually seen Marianne Faithfull recently?
Thought not.
Liqueurs?
http://upload69.net/uploaded/images/2008/01/14/Upload69.Net_1200315693_may_lam_tinh2.jpg
Mars Bars have changed shape dramatically since I was a lad, it would seem.
A real rock star would have used a Toblerone.
Good on Mick! He doesn’t need the aggro, or the work.
What I’d really like to know is who was going to pay for this?
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Wo iz davo abt.
I haven’t had a nosth job and I’m not a clueleth plonker.
Thereth real theel in my thoul.
You know what the sheep farmers in Scotland say Hay hay Macloud get offa my ewe.
chuckle
Not so much “move it like jagger”, more swimming like Brian Jones.
Who gives a shit?
Jagger has been long exposed as a middle class opportunist who latched onto the idea of being in a ‘working class’ band…as it would give him more street cred.
yop
That’s what happens when you employ over-excited blabbermouths to liaise with the press.
Agreed. Some clueless c__t’s moronic jabbering forced Sir Michael to save face. What a t__t!
Puntastic…
Just ain’t no satisfaction.
If these jokers could get the economy right, we could see the return of factory girls
Let us all bask at the delicious knowledge that just as the UK was recording negative growth the opposition publicly announced that they would not reverse the Tory ‘cuts’.
A tactical faux pas almost on the same scale as Cameron proclaiming he’d match the Maximum Imbecile’s spending plans while behind the scenes Fred Go*od*win and Andy Hornby were begging for a few hundred billion in soft loans.
Wild Horses couldn’t drag him to Davos.
Having missed the job at the IMF I see Gordon is now pleading for another global position. He want’s a global education fund. Big job and world kudos for himself and his ghastly wife.
A global education fund?
Doing to global education what Labour did to UK education?
Costs a fortune to turn out the most stupid 21 year-olds in history?
Up to their necks in debt because of tuition fees that Brown’s lot introduced.
Don’t think Brown gives a shit about how much it costs or even if it achieves anything, all he wants is a fancy title and the rest of us to be impressed.
You’re wrong there. They’ve all got qualifications in media studies, camping on private land, holocaust studies and telling lies..
Well after all he is a man of wealth and taste.
I like eating Brown Sugar — especially that of Wild Horses.
I sit and watch, as tears go by.
Cameron and Osborne should pull out of Davos as well. Its going to be a gathering of third-rate and failed Labour politicians.
And their sleazy paymasters.
Get real guys
Mick has at least got a degree in economics, and he definitely earns more than Cameron and probably has trousered more dosh than those boys will ever see.
My guess is if they asked Mick to sort out the economy, Keith could sort all the export market from Colombia and the golden triangle, and Ronnie well, what a star he’s your man for the Arts and Media when he’s around and not shagging some 20 year old strumpet.
Jobs a good un
Iirc, Jagger got his A-Levels, which back in the day would have been to a standard that surpasses modern so called degrees.
Mick probably realised he’d be an odd man out at Davos – the only person there who’d earned his fortune by his own honest toil.
Like a football Jagger should be given a good kicking.
Poor Dave. Jagger met with me once, we went to Paint it Black together #blackpower
“Just My Imagination (Running Away with Me)” was by The Temptations.
Dave looks like Pete Rinaldi from Hot Leg with that hair.
You gotta have Sympathy for the devil?
I understand a meeting between Gideon and Keef is still going ahead in the hotel bathroom.
He could always go Under Cover
Your citing of Stones tracks belies the undisputable fact they haven’t done a decent album since the early seventies. Ditto every other pensionable idiot on the rock scene today.