It’s always nice to know your work is appreciated, so Guido enjoyed his chat last night with a northern Labour MP whose name escapes him and whose face blends in.
“Amicably” discussing the Commons subsidy and difference in prices for the public and Members, Guido was asked what he was doing sipping a taxpayer subsidised lager in parliament:
“Research”.
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Heineken researches the parts other beers cannot reach!
Researches the Blears other Blairs cannot retch…
Pity a Labour MP can’t drink Red Barrel any more.
Do they sell Courage in Kirkaldy?
The Red Revulsion.
Harping on about Lager drinkers, sign of a bitter man – another pint please, Landlord.
Mine’s a Guinness, cheers genghiz!
We are in it together, aren’t we?
Largest Petro chemical refinery in UK goes bust. At £140 per litre. HOW?. Has the Governments TAX policy failing. Car drivers on the Tax man Ropes. Or are they on the canvas? Looks like they are on the Canvas. Thatcher, Major, Bliar, Brown, Cameroon, Government doing the same thing killing the economy.
It doesn’t worry me I live in the north
Was you trying to fosters relations with the enemy?
That takes Courage.
Are you bitter?
A little. This place still appe als to my bass instincts, I spose.
I worked as a Porter and we lived in a flat as Tennents with our Foster children. It made me very Stout and I developed Tuborgulosis.
I’ll get my coat…………………………………..
No, I’m laughing all the way to the Banks’s Mild.
Quafitative Research
A decent local bitter would be more enjoyable than that foreign muck.
UK debt hits 1 trillion pounds today.
Gordon McMental must be so proud that Dave & George are carrying on with his fiscal lunacy to the letter.
Any Tories wish to comment on this disgrace?
Blue Labour out – vote UKIP
About the equivalent of my annual earnings
You Tories are amateurs at tax & spend.
Ahhh, tax…….
What are taxes?
I bet you’re not, everyone remembers the book & film, The Man Who Never Was
I’m really enjoying troughing the subsidised grub in Stasbourg & Brussels. Leave the EU – never, I like it too much.
Yet another panicking Cameroon lickspittle shows his fear….
You forbore to mention, Sophie, that the Borrowing Requirement was down significantly. If the reduction in the borrowing requirement continues, then the SS Gordon’s Legacy is being turned away from the rocks of government default and the shoals of IMF. It took the Fool of Kirkcaldy 7 years to trash Major’s golden legacy, give George a bit more than 5 minutes to sort things out, will you? Oh. and please give the full story or people will think you are spinning for the UKIP.
P.S. Be happy for me, I paid off the Mortgage today.
My wife has come into a bit of money recently, we will be doing the same….
Congrats. I paid mine off in 2004. Nice feeling, isn’t it?
Presumably your net income will now have gone up. My advice is “don’t do anything sudden”.
Well done GOM, it is a great feeling. I did it and all by my own efforts too, despite being bled white by the taxman.
Farage has a ounce of credibility,as for the rest of UKIP not quite as much..
Don’t you just love that grin?
Sophie
I’ll give you credit for one thing, in terms of the future being brighter under UKIP, you are at least an optimist, it must be difficult though when so few people share your view
I love the subsidised chips.
As much as croquet ?….
Well, you are in the Lards
Subsidy Junkies
Just some bigoted woman.
Gordon, be aware of attached microphones they can bite
So you forgot who you were talking to, and you blame that on him for being dull. yeah yeah yeah, next you’ll be singing “and my daddy says i’m fine”.
Any ideas? A northern MP drinking lager? Sack him!
Mps needs hanging!
Guido’s snout wettened .. how long till he dives in?
He is trying to get nominated for a safe Tory seat, but first he has to stand for a Liebore/maginal seat
Ed Miliband, a former adviser to Gordon Brown, look at the good that is doing to his image.
In a sense I’m a current adviser to Gordon Brown.
I advise that he admits he was an incompetent jackass who destroyed the UK economy and then kills himself.
Gordon Brown may have had advisers, but would he listen to them and act on their advice?
What goes on tour, goes on Fawkes.
Oh dear?
Not a fine claret?
How things have deteriorated in the Mother of Parliaments.
Easy Trougher
They’ll get a hold on your money, believe it
Like no other
Before you know it
You’re paying for their sleaze
Easy Trougher
They’ll swipe your wallet
But you won’t feel it
They’re like no other
And I’m just trying to make you see
Lip smacking, thirst quenching, ace tasting, motivating, good buzzing, cool walking, high talking, fast living, belly giving…..research
Mixing it with the troughers Guido?
The things you have to do for this blog.
Next time you’re out, have a drink on me.
Oh.
You already have…
Next time you’re out, have a drink on me, how do you know it was only one, after all one leads to two then three……
Reminds me of my favourite song.
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
Prezza have you joined the Desperate Dan Pie Club
What a bloody cheek!
When I think of all the drinks, meals and christ only knows what else these shysters are creaming out of us, it makes my blood boil
Guido, you should have said that, as a taxpayer, you’ve subsidised your own lager!
But MP’s pay tax too, probably more than Guido, who as an entrepreneur will be using all the dodges going.
Do they really pay tax?
They get everything paid for through expenses (i.e you and I) – even their groceries.
We’re hardly robbing them blind – more the other way round.
Hang on GOM, if MPs pay tax on what they are paid then where does their pay come from in the first place? They are not paying tax at all, they are merely recycling taxpayers’ money.
Labour party policies are what they are unless they aren’t.
Guido – presume you saw Dolly in the Commons during your research trip? He was in the lobby at 8ish.
Pity you didn’t chop 10 pints of free stella and beat the snot out of the first Lib dem you clapped eyes on. Preferably Clegg. Or Huhne.
The Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.
Then an MP came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The MP was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND NAPPIES NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!