Totty Watch: Sexy (Home) Secretary
Last week it was Louise Mensch in GQ, this week it’s Theresa May glamming up for Total Politics. Guido approves…
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Harold Macmillan says:
” Evans, dear boy, Evans “
would rather they just got on with thier jobs than whoring themselves to the media.
She should have her norks at least partially displayed.
Com’on darling – gettemout!!
Window Dressing
What next the Tory calendar girls !
A woman with a big arse shouldn’t wear a short dress.
I would
I feel mildly ashamed and disgusted with myself…. So would I.
Then you May.
What a saucy minx.
More like Mutton dressed as Mutton
Has she got an older sister?
Has she got any grand daughters?
The one without the h is a lot better
I wonder if she takes it up the dark side
Has she got a younger sister?
Bit of a moose?
Im a Canadian, sometimes you cant be too choosey.
It’s those long dark winters in the boonies that does it every time!
I’d smash it
That was offside
I didn’t recognise her without her spacesuit.
Attention-seeking, that’s all.
Pray that you are correct because my fear was that she is setting herself up to be our new energy secretary
That’s a demotion, Why would she want that? The Minister of Huhnery is a LimpDick agreed post anyway.
Don’t look under the hood or under the car, you might discover some rust!
NOT art pamphlet material.
Hang on ,while I replace my sick bag.
Yes, mine’s rather full too!
I’d hoped to see the back of celeb politicos with the demise of Brown’s government, this sort of thing hardly brings gravitas to the offices of state. Still they both look a hell of a lot better than those miserable potato faced harpies from the left.
GIVE. ME. STRENGTH.
Last time I was served slow-to-no ‘news’ media self-promotional delusion on this level was Jacquie Smith coyly pretending to be distracted by all the male attention to her decolletage.
Didn’t end well for her, either.
Trying to get peroxide-addled assistant managers, with sterns to rival HMS Rodney, in the local council officers to tear ‘emselves away from the mirror to to their sodding jobs is hard enough, so mutton dressed as heifers flouncing around at government level being indulged is not going to help on the role model front much.
Or when it’s done by the women.
I agree. Sob, sniff
Irregular verb:
I am sick in my hand
You are welcome to it
Guido approves.
As for Louise Mensch – if you came downstairs and found her on the hall carpet you’d slap your dog.
Lol!
That`s one of Joan Rivers` old gags, if you saw Yoko Ono floating in your swimming pool you`d punish your dog.
You dont spell plagiarist like that.
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sausages???
You don’t look at the hearth when poking the fire.
She should get her e mails out!
I feel sure the lady’s innate modesty will prevent her from revealing her e mails.
However a simple Press Release confirming that Brodie Clark’s Employment Tribunal case has been struck out as showing no reasonable cause of action would be very nice.
She’s already revealed these babies, it’s just that she’s choosy about who she reveals what to.
Now everyone’s jealous ‘cos they all want a peek.
Especially Vaz…The old mucky pup.
Might be worth checking for collar and cuffs – a silver snatch is not to be sniffed at…
But not when it’s the size and shape of a horse’s collar, as it is rumoured to be.
Has she got her skirt caught in her knickers ??
See me in Admiralty House. IMMEDIATELY !
Attractive is relative of course…
put her in a line up where the other options are Diane and Harriet
The only crumb of comfort is that at least it’s got ( slightly ) more appeal than Jacqui ( FiveBellies ) Smith.
Not sure what’s best in bed, Guido in his best suit or the HS with no clothes on.
She’s beautifully groomed and if I were not married would ask her
to the pictures.
So would I.
Utterly incompetent Theresa May:
Immigration higher than under Labour.
Resign woman.
Vote UKIP
Now then! Mrs May is doing very well for a woman.
She is worse than Blunkett – & that is as crap as you can get for HS.
Blue Labour out.
Vote UKIP
GOM: that’s a naughty comment, but I like it.
I’ve met Mrs May and though I found her tremendously enjoyable to talk to and the sort of person I would cheerfully share a bottle of wine with, I don’t really associate her with the word “totty”.
On the other hand I can’t help wondering if she’s had a full body wax…
Aren’t I sexy?
Your husband obviously does`nt think so.
Girls with fat necks always swallow.
Not me
Totty? Amazing how language evolves.
Indeed, when i was a slip of a lass, ” totty ” was an affectionate term for a small child, a toddler, now it has an overt sexual overtone….oh dear, i wish i had`nt written this now.
You write what you want deary, – as long as we don’t lose sight of what I’m here for.
Phwoooar! getaloadathat!
Totty Watch??, more like mutton dressed as offal (or awful if you prefer).
You must be bent. Or a millitwat–sorry, tautology.
Has Arthur Scargill had a sex change?
Whatever happened to that ginger git?
I think we know now.
This wasn’ t the face that launched a thousand ships,
And burnt the topless towers of Ilium?
True…but I bet it it got ‘em a bit hot n’ bothered in the shires….there’s a lot to be said for a maturer lady !!!
Would Sir like anything for the weak end?
Well – better than Jacqui … what was her name, I so pleasantly forget … oh yes, Smith.
I’ll leave you lot to fight this one out and keep my boat in dry dock for now.
These pictures have put me off my breakfast
There are no leopardskin print shoes in evidence, so, my dear Watson, I deduce that this woman is an impostor.
After regime change she can be arrested, stripped, and chained in Trafalgar Square for public use. Until execution time.
GINLF
Grotty watch.
Norman Smith, BBC twat, stop stirring it up about children becoming homeless, just because benefits is to be capped at £26,000 p.a. It’s all lefty bollocks.
Homeless is being defined as children having to share bedroom rather than not actually having a home to live in. A rather misleading definition of homeless which the media seem uninterested in clarrifying
Homeless is my speciality.
Blimey, this post is like sex with a Chinese girl in a lift; fucking Wong on many levels.
Hahaha!!
Polly Twaddle on SKY thinks that living on £26.000 p.a. is “absolute destitution” I wish I had her money
The £26K is still above average earnings.
Looks like Polly T is upset about families having CB cut if earnings are above £42K, out of touch, and away from reality.
Adopt one of the families affected Polly. Put your generosity with tax payers money where your mouth is.
B-lair tax bill….
The £12 million income, up 42% on the previous year, was filed by Windrush Ventures, one of Mr Blair’s many companies. However, almost £11 million of this income was written off as ‘administrative expenses’ and hence classed as tax allowable.
£11 million written off as administrative expenses????????
Blair doesn’t care. Anyone that lied over Iraq where thousands of lives have been lost will not bother about tax fiddling.
This is ironic right?
You can put lipstick on a pig…
Yes you can, but it does not improve the look of the pig.
I fucked a pig.
You still do, you still do.
Shexshy
Should`nt you keep your attentions on Mish Moneypenny?
What an appalling thing for the holder of one the great offices of State to do. It would perhaps be forgiveable if she could do her fucking job well, but as it is, the photographer was probably some undocumented immigrant recently arrived on the train from Lille.
I’d lend her one.
Guido I think you should have gone to Specsavers!
Rather lovely pictures of the next Tory Prime Minister. She gets my vote every time.
Guido approves…
Awww c’mon now! Until now I have respected your judgement, but……………
Daily Politics. Why are labour guests always allowed to spout on longer than cons or libs. And why does Jo Coburn never interrupt a labour guest?
Being a retired butler of the old school, I do not always find it easy to understand the modern world. Whilst, during my time in service, I had the honour to serve in a number of illustrious Homes, I do not remember a single Home that required the services of a Secretary. Still, I do not question that ‘Home Secretary’ is indeed this person’s station in life. I furthermore deduce that the colloquial term for a holder of such a post is ‘Totty’.
How strange it all seems, but I venture to suggest that it is no stranger than the fact that the present Conservative prime minister is apparently the daughter of a provincial grocer.
And who did she get to do the photo shoot? Cosmopolitan? She’s been airbrushed to within an inch of her life.
Do you think they could do the same with Polly Twaddle, only dont stop at the last inch?
For Polly you need diffent software–Gobshop.
Perhaps it should Gigolo Fawkes and if you are going to ply the cruise trade, Guido, would advise you to steer well clear of Italian vessels.
Why can’t they get on with the bloody day job and stop looking like posturing idiots.
There’s a downturn on, don’t you know?
Cut for Victory!
Mothers – send them out of London!
Save kitchen subsidies for the pigs!
My new comedy novel about the PM replacing the Royals through a TV talent show has a Home Secretary called ‘Homey’, but he doesn’t look like this. Thankfully. http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Royal-Factor-ebook/dp/B006KX73CE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1327333128&sr=8-1
You English are clearly obsessed with sex.
The sooner the Scots are given their independence the better.