DUEMA in Crisis: ICM Give Tories 5 Point Lead
And ICM/Guardian poll has the Tories on 40% for the first time since March 2010. They are five points ahead of Labour on 35% with the LibDems are on 16%.
The Don’t Unseat Ed Miliband Association is in crisis talks tonight….
UPDATE: Populus/Times has LAB 38, CON 37, LIB 13. ICM have always been the kindest to Labour though so this is not much of a silver lining…
















We are doomed.
maybe libour can beat libdums to be the new coalition partners
it is only 1M pound
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/mediatechnologyandtelecoms/media/9031787/BBC-spends-11m-lending-London-staff-to-regions.html
Lord Wayne, just because it’s about the BBC, no need to lie!
It says £11m in the headline.
Peers reject ‘unjust ’ £26,000 cap on state benefits
that is because us Lords live on benefits of more than 26k – incase you wondered
Mit.. 15%.. nice job.
Things can only get better…..
Listen hereDaisy, bog off!
I have no confidence in the Leadership of DUEMA and demand heads should roll.
Perhaps Ken Livinghell could become my campaign manager……….
If Ken Livingshit really does beat Boris, Yer’d better get yer arse out of Londinium pronto.
That Branston feller will be rubbing his hands then
Life is just like a box of chocolates….you never know what yer gonna git next……
Chocolate soldiers?
Chocolate teapots?
Forrest Gump as Labour leader?
Forrest Gump IS Labour Leader
Leave him alone, he’s doing a good job.
Did somebody mention jobbies?
They are riding high in the polls because the public support them in these benefit reforms. They better not back down to those Bishops who no one voted for or those Lefties who lost the election.
Scandalous, ‘those Bishops’ as you call them and Paddy Ashdown, my Mentor, who recommended me for the CBE for charitable services, even though the Charity I was supposed to be working for, Mencap, sacked me; are people of the highest moral standards and should be listened to. These poor vulnerable people earning maximun benefits because they have had 8 or 9 children deliberately, so to do; should be protected. They vote for us, if they lose their benefits, we lose our seats. No more troughing and visits to eastern Europe for sex. Boaz.
40 + 16 = BBC Champagne with the corks still in the bottle.
http://www.econmatters.com/2012/01/forget-china-system-d-is-worlds-second.html
System D is the only place in the modern world where growth will happen. Why? It’s largely not infected with wealth harming marxist taxes.
Do you see how far down the league table we are. Even Italy has a better black economy than us !
It’s a disgrace !
p.s. How come the LibDums are so high ? I thought ( hoped) that they were hovering near the mythical 5% extinction mark. Bah !
Changing leader will probably only damage Labour’s poll ratings further, although banishing Ed Balls to the back benches might help.
God is a Conservative. Burn the non-believers! Not that I think for one second that Ed Milli-Watt would even burn properly….
If Labour want to side with looters, benefit claimants and scrounging pilgrims then there’s a price to be paid.
Fucking clueless ED and Co. Couldn’t even get on the right side of limiting benefits to the scrounging sponging society.
Carry on ED ignoring the public view. You are so fucking dumb it is untrue.
I find your argument persuasive.
bandstanding
Admitting that the long-term unemployed and housing benefit claimants are a core Labour constituency marks the first step in the party’s recovery!
Onward with the homeless unemployed! DUEMA!
Unemployed is one thing, that implies that the intention is to find work and go back to being employed.
There are vast numbers of ‘unemployed’ who either have no intention of seeking work and find that the state can give them the life style they desire, with a bit of work on the black on the side or are totally unemployable being thick or druggies.
To tar them all with the same brush is a little unfair.
Why does Call Me Dave kep saying “earns benefits”? Surely one qualifies, not earns.
Guido, it is down to Neo Guido not wearing a #saveED Twibbon, leading some to think he is a double agent, i hope DUEMA will sort this out
Join BUBBA, ΒETTER UNSEAT ΒILLY ΒОWDEΝ ASSOCIATION. Bwibbons will be available shortly.
Hey Bubba
Is that you?
B i l l y whilst you are still a Huhne, it is a great improvement to this Blog to ban you posting under your favourite moniker (monkier to you).
You would think having your moniker banned would be a big enough hint to f’uck off, but no.
At least he has learned to spell. I lick that.
Wrong.
good to see the tossers got booted off this blog
Don’t assume ‘everybody’
Bitch!
And what’s the UKIP score; I can’t seem to see it in the guardian report?
The tories are being rewarded for showing some backbone and saying what needs to happen-I could not believe that the BBC could find no end of lefties who think it is fine to pay benefits of £100k a year. The lib dems have been found out for what they are-middle class looney leftists
I understand Labour are for the cap of £26,000 but have voted against the hard financial decision.
Tough by any standard.
They are going to scrap the Rose as a symbol and replace it with Janus, the two-faced god.
Bill
Ed is a huge one
minus the j
Ed is Anus; the god with two arseholes that both spout crap.
Talk is cheap. When they actually start doing a few things, I will consider whether to hold my nose long enough to vote for them.
But Boris is behind Ken.
Oh no he isn’t!!!!
Oh yes he is!
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The Libertarians need to do a reverse takeover of the Labour Party.
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The corporate party that is Labour could do
with a dose of individualism.
It needs to be abolished and a significant number of its members in senior positions put in front of juries.
There are some local authorities where the Labour Party is not much different than a criminal conspiracy.
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Pass the details to the police commissioner with a copy to this blog.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Say it aint so
*bangs fists on table while weeping uncontrollably*
ROTFLMFAO…………………………….
Please please! Get rid of those flashing adverts!
These ads pay for this blog and Guido’s wages so stopping them is not a possibility
think of them as GFs union funders
Weleathe the houndth.
Deadwood ith fucketh.
What were they thinking of when the brothers and sisters annointed Edward as their leader. I suppose that they had to find someone stupid enough to be a scapegoat or Kinnock Mark II. He has all the appeal of a match between Raith Rovers and Darlington on a wet Friday night.
ED refreshes the parts that other politicos cannot reach
ED knows where the G spot for the entire country is!
ED completed Angry Birds Rio in 34 minutes
ED IS A GOD!
Guildford?
Guildford’s more like the prostate.
So what is Gravesend then?
your mums colostomy bag.
I’ve never met her. DAD!
It’s got a nice cobbled high street.
And one nice pub (the one down by the river, next to the lock on the old canal.)
(at the back of the Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, on the other side of the River Wey.)
And there used to be a meadow
where farmers made wey hay
Make that two – if you go downstream a bit there’s a nice pub with a terrace overlooking the canal and river.
But the rest of the town, and its inhabitants, leave much to be desired.
Still nicer than Aldershot, though ;-(
Mogadishu on a Saturday night is nicer than Aldershot.
Ed talks Balls!
I am confident that DUEMA will be as successful as Ed.
He needs a theme song.
How about Creep by RadioEd?
“But I’m a creep
I’m a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here
ha ha ha ha or anything from the Dire Straits ‘Brothers in Arms’ album.
Things can only get shitter
Prosecute Chris Huhne for God’s sake
Thankyou for the support Mr Fawkes.
What’s a matter with Ed Milibland’s nose…has Henry Cooper been using Ed’s nose as a punchbag?
Oy Vey,it’s time for Alistair Darling to come to the rescue.
I’ve just come
He could call on me, – I’d come! and Peter would help too, and Big Al and Eddy Ballsup and Evadne – we’re all him for him . . aren’t we boys?
Thumtimes I don’t know if I’m coming or going, thupporting cut-ths or oppothing them, playing nice or narthsty, skwatching my arse or my elbow.
Can someone tell Sarah Smith that the word is “reMUNeration”, not “reNUMeration” please?
She sounds like a complete mong. More than usual.
And while I’m at it, what’s all this business about replacing the perfectly good word “specific” with “pacific”?
Utter spasticity.
She’s got a serstificate in spasticity.
I demand a recount.
It’s my fault, I made Vince wear a Twibbon.
16% for the LDs?! They must be chuffed.
I am not bothered about how big or small the LD support is as long as the combined support is a majority which will keep Labour out of power and shows the coalition has the mandate it needs to govern.
This is not good. Can someone ask McRuin to come out of retirement and talk up David Cameron and Nick Clegg?
Vote Labour a vote the State Police.
Ch4 News says ministers are quietly popping champagne corks at the Lords benefit cap defeat
Hhahahahahahahah Labour just walked into the fucking biggest elephant trap in the world. What a bunch of muppets
Fucking priceless.
Ch4 News says ministers are quietly popping bubbly corks at the Lords benefit cap defeat
Hhahahahahahahah Labour just walked into the fucking biggest elephant trap in the world. What a bunch of muppets
I shat my pants three days ago and that socialist Pilgrim nurse is ignoring me as she has to attend to her Trade Union meeting. That will teach me to vote for socialist scum.
Fuck off and get eating those chocolates some idiots family has given you to make your arse even fatter
Last year I had 3 IVs
one left me with a six inch bruise
two I had to remove a canula from my own arm (luckily I know how to do that) having sat there for three hours
Three was a fucking somalian refugee who is even better at it than I am
Fuck the NHS and Nurses
The big fat over paid slags
Coo! Weren’t you lucky!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2090332/Four-patients-die-thirsty-starving-EVERY-DAY-hospital-wards-damning-new-statistics.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
THIS IS ALL DUE TO TORY CUTS!!!!
Cameron needs to seize the moment, call an election and wipe out Red Ed and his mong goons once and for all.
Young bull sees the gate to the cows has been left open and calls the old bull over and says
‘I’m going to run down the hill and fuck a cow!’
old bull smiles and says
‘I’m going to walk down the hill and fuck them all!’
The libdems are slowly imploding in full public view and labour are intent on digging holes. Both are becoming more unelectable by the day.
The phrase ‘ keep your powder dry’ in advice to cameron comes to mind.
Oh thanks. I will use that excuse then for doing *uck all of any benefit to anyone.
I vote for the Green Party. This explains why I look like an unwashed eco warrior. Roughing in a caravan in Dale’s Farm is awesome.
I like to rough it.
Not as much as a badgers behind does darling
What did you do in the woods today?
About as good a teacher as Julie Davies
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089634/Bear-Grylls-survival-challenge-man-dead-remote-Scottish-mountain-hut.html
Fucking idiot.
Darwinism in action.
Yeh £26k clear is cool.
Labour will always retain roughly a third of the national vote; those on welfare or whose employment depends on the taxpayer. Elections are won and lost on say, a middle 10% or so who haven’t been “bought” so to speak.
This is Chavtopia. We are living the Chavtopian dream. It can’t get any better than this unless Simon Cowell becomes PM.
How do you Chav in Polish or Albanian?
Well, you now e’s a great player you know. E took ‘is goal ever so well you know. Yeah cash please. If he carries on like that e’ll do ever so well you know. Or a wire to Zurich. Im chuffed for the lad, you know. Super lad. Only 10 %? If we carry on like that well be challenging for the title, no doubt about it you know. Cheers. Lovely jubbly.
Fuck it.
Just follow Handycock’s strategy ‘Arry and tell them to prove it, you will be free at the end of the week.
Good luck my son.
G A Y S E X
Testing Testing
G A Y S E X
Here you go B1lly you can have your name back in 1337 form, don’t say I don’t do anything for you me ode jam sponge.
Іt’s nееt, іt’s lееt, іt lооks lіkе shееt.
It really doesn’t matter who leads any of the political parties. The politicians are corrupt and self-serving, interested merely in getting re-elected.The UK deficit is rising at circa 500 million pounds a day. We are getting deeper and deeper in the shxt. No doubt we will go down the Weimar Republic route before crawling to the IMF again.
Forget this crap democracy, it doesn’t work.
Its not a democracy. Can’t people get that into their thick skulls.
Incidentally, there is heavy censorship on the BBC this evening: 200+ comments on the Iran oil embargo issue have been culled down to about 67.
Did the other 133 point out that all the embargo will do is play into the hands of Netanyahoo and his land thieving chums?
The BBC isn’t allowed to promote that sort of thing any more – they don’t want to be accused of antisemitism.
It IS democracy that’s at fault. 649 (or thereabouts) MPs who joined Parliament for one reason, and one reason only: to line their own pockets with our money.
In their election manifestos, all three main political parties promised referendums on our membership of the EU. After the election, all three main political parties oppose referendums on our membership of the EU. This is ‘democracy’. That and the fucking whips.
So fuck democracy, fuck it to hell. Let’s have a military government that (hopefully) rounds up all our MPs and makes them disappear and then does whatever’s necessary to sort out all the politically correct multi-culti crap that’s been heaped on us by our “democratic” MPs.
Much as I admire the British Army, that’s asking for trouble. That option has never worked anywhere, ever.
Yes, democracy is sick. But what else is there? The only halfway solution I can think of is to choose MPs at random from residents of the constituency, subject to recall by a majority vote of constituents if they are hopeless. The Lords should go back to all-hereditary, with new hereditary peers created from time to time to top up numbers, by public poll (would Jordan make a bad baroness?). The whole system tempered by referendums triggered by a fair number of signatures, as in Switzerland. Not perfect. There is no perfect.
Agree, but the problem with democracy is that in almost every vote far more people vote against (or not vote for, if you prefer) the eventual winner. So we are governed by an unelected minority who claim a mandate to impose another load of various restrictions on our freedoms. We need a further process of eliminating back markers in order to arrive at a more representative selection.
Rubbish. Sweeping generalisations devalue any argument. Neither you nor I know the motives of every MP. And every party did not promise a referendum unconditionally. David Cameron, for one, said he would hold a ereferendum IF – IF – IF (how many times does it have to be repeated) IF the treaty had not already been signed. It had, so no referendum. What bit of the word IF don’t you understand?
How come a government has the right to sign us up to stuff, but when the idea of a future government repudiating that decision (with the support of the people as shown in either an election or a referendum) is mooted, this is suddenly a bad thing?
I know you’re a Jock EU mentalist, but could you explain why a government cannot just say “Sorry – Labour signed us up to that, and we’re pulling out”?
“Sweeping generalisations devalue any argument.”
Hmmm, sounds rather like a sweepng generalisation to me.
Para – That may not be ‘a bad thing’, but it wasn’t what was promised. The moral for any politician is don’t make conditional promises. It is too easy to be misconstrued.
Anon – I prefer the Brown formulation:
“Manifesto pledges are not subject to legitimate expectation”
At least that puts the politician’s point of view fairly and accurately – they will say anything to get in, and there’s nothing we can do about it.
Gwido
I was getting worried
The Great british People seem to have taken months to realise that Ed is an empty, arrogant, opportunistic adolescent with a poweer crazed incoherent No 2 – the other Ed
We simply must keep them as leaders of Labour, the party of crooks, Ponzi artists and frauds
BTW
Has Ed done his Bar Mitzvah yet ?
His Balls have to drop before he can do that
Baruch hatoh adenoids elohenu melech olom…
“to realise that Ed is an empty, arrogant, opportunistic adolescent”
Sadly, that description seems to apply to every Party leader from 1997 to the present day.
Not least, the Little Dictator: Dave “I’m gonna concrete all of England because the construction industry’s backhanders will make me filthy rich and, let’s face it, I’m a complete cunt” Camoron.
Who gives a rancid dog shit about this poll, the poll of London’s immigrants and welfare scroungers putting Ken ahead is the big shit……innit
That’s OK . The wealthy mr chuckourmoney, my inheritance is invested offshore away from the taxpayer chap, says polls are not important.
By the by , labour used to be for the working classes. Where have all the working class mp’s gone these days?! Not a single one of them has ever done a decent days work!
This is why Labour needs to change its name. Nay, MUST change its name. They should be done under the trades’ descriptions act.
A party led by feckless tax-dodging scum (none of whom have done ANY work in their miserable little privileged lives), aimed squarely at parasitic benefit-claiming filth.
Labour Party -> Parasite Party.
Call me Dave needs Boris to fail to get rid of him as a potential replacement.
militwit needs Boris to fail to stop him being replaced!
I have a finger of fudge.
Do you miss me?
How were you so popular Gordon?
Personally I’m setting up the BBBB – Bring Back Brown Brigade!
The latest rumour is that lots of Laboids want Chuka for leader. The comedy turns into farce.
This week’s Book Talk about the book ‘Brown at 10′ is very damning of Brown, Ed Miliband and Douglas Alexander, but most scathing of all about the personality of Ed Balls. Should be serialised as the book at bedtime, compulsory listening for anyone thinking of voting Labour at the next election.
If there is any money left after paying the nation’s benefits we must give it to the third world.
The only way we can rise in the polls is by appealing to our core support. I mean of course immigrants and benefit parasites. Surely we must have enough of them now to win a majority.
We will work day and night to get Labour into government. 24 hours of sublimal socialist brainwashing media shite should work.
The BBC collective will assimilate non lefties. You will soon be Ed Washed.
I will be your next leader. And once I’m in power, you will address me as Dear Leader.
Lord, but there’s one born every minute
That old, old scam’s a pearler, innit
Two lots of scammers take it in turns
And the electorate just never learns
Tory and Labour, two cheeks of one bum
Still the turkeys elect to believe the scum
VΦT€ £@BΦUΓ
Mark Serwotka says 35% is good enough for me.
But wouldn’t Labour still win with these figures, because the constutuency boundaries haven’t yet been sorted out?
Do you really think the Tories are that thick and wet, that they won’t get that in place before the next election?………oh wait a minute.
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Guido island anyone?
Who cares? We look from Labour to Conservative, and from Conservative to Labour, and from Labour to Conservative, again. And which is which?
All pro-EU. All Pro-immigration. All in favour of pissing our money away on any shit scheme that flits across their radar (HS2, foreign aid..)
All anti-English.
Fuck them.
It’s true that even with 25% of the vote Liebore still win 200 seats, but the Tories need to get a move on with the new boundaries.
However, if we could persuade the arse stabbers in tartan to fuck off that would take over 50 MP’s out of the commons, meaning the Tories would only need about 301 seats to get a majority, Labour will struggle to get up near 300 with the kilt lifters gone.
Taking Scotland out of the equation Blair would still have won the elections in 97 and 2001 ergo you are talking shite . Never let the truth get in the way of your blinkered bigotry.
Sensitive, aren’t you?
Awa’ back tae yon park bench wi’ ye an’ yer buckie!
Who asked you taffy, ive already told you its rude to talk with inglish cock in your mouth
If you bother to check your facts MOST elections Labour won in the 20th century needed the block vote of the tartan skit lifters. Yes 97 and 2001 didn’t need the skirt lifters, but of course were it NOT for the skirt lifters we English wouldn’t have shit foundation hospitals or tuition fees when Liebore only got through parliament thanks to their skirt wearing rotten teeth heart disease ridden mongs north of the border.
The jocks can fuck off once and for all and with the boundary changes Labour will lose 80+ seats.
The only reason Labour won in 97 and 2001 was the massive vote they got from traditional Tory voters in the south of England, THAT will never happen again.
My facts were correct you twat, even you admit as much. Last I looked Labour got a new one ripped for them at the last Scottish elections. You really are a pig ignorant stupid little bigot.
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Do what is right and forget the outcome.
Oh dear, Anne Diamond’s car has broken down near Reading and she’s missing the Sky paper review.
That just about sums up Diamond’s media career.
“has broken down”
Has she checked whether the handbrake’s still on?
She doesn’t get out of bed for less that 50 quid these days.
As long as she isn’t getting into bed for thse prices…
Fucking thing probably gave up the ghost after lugging her useless lardy arse up the sliproad.
Wonder whether it was her fan belt or gastric band…
Cant they send Kelvin McKenzie out to give her a lift ?
Out of brain cells, out of ideas and out of government – The Labour Crooks Party.
But mainly still out of prison
Awww bless, Ontablets concern for Hair Bear is so touching.
As the current leader of our ancient British religion, I demand a seat in the House of Lords. It is one of my human rights. If the fecking idiot C of E Bishops can influence our Government why can’t I? Or religion has a longer history than their collection of fairy tales.
You have a very good case, as believable as the ‘other story’, get a petition going and I’ll round up some signatures, and then the Jedi Knights need a Lord.
I hereby declare Britain as the Biblical homeland of the Welsh.
Fuck off all you Saxon arrivistes or we will build settlements and bulldoze your cider orchards.
bulldoze your cider orchards.
Come and get them.
Oh fuck its Brokeback mountain with these two
Labour has no one who could actually pose an electoral threat. Miliband’s shit but he’s not even the worst. Blinky would be even more toxic to voters and Chuka would be quickly exposed to the wider public as the vapid shallow lightweight he is. But we all know Unite decides who leads Labour and if Ed was to be removed, it’s a sure bet that Blinky would be quickly put in place by his pals Charlie Whelan and Len McCluskey.
Upchuck’s probably too busy on his Procul Harum course.
Yvette Cooper is as toxic as her fat mong faced husband. Would be great if they ran as the Labour party ‘dream ticket’
I thought he was British, is he involved with the troubles in Nigeria?
Whatever gave you the idea that Procul Harum were involved in Nigeria?
Did you listen to the mangled pronunciation of Boko Haram on the BBC too?
Besides, Upchuck’s only half Nigerian. All cunt, but only half Nigerian.
Must be the top half then – or then again, maybe the left half?
To you Labour mongs, are you missing Brown yet
You know I really miss Gordon Brown, it’s so much fun to relive those good old days. Labour really should bring him back
Labour missed a trick. They could have got somebody fired over referring to the Maximum Imbecile as a Nazi.
Or perhaps that faux outrage only works for the S&P in Fucking Scotland.
Yvette Cooper for the next Liebore leader, she’s fucking brilliant
Apparently, she’s toxic to a lot of female voters. Not as unpopular as her husband, mind you.
I was just about to write the same post.
It’s not over till the Fatima Lady Singhs!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/libya/9033135/Libya-Gaddafi-loyalists-capture-Bani-Walid.html
It’s not over till the F@tima Lady S1ingh5
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/libya/9033135/Libya-Gaddafi-loyalists-capture-Bani-Walid.html
I see Newsnight is full of faux outrage at the lack of government control of executive pay -v- the proposed benefits cap.
C4 News were pulling this shite earlier too.
Cable was being interviewed so I wasn’t expecting great things but why isn’t the reply along the lines of “because private salaries and bonuses are fuck all to do with us whereas excessive benefits very much are”.
Now Liam Byrne’s on. FFS.
Well the RBS chief exec’s bonus is probably able to be influenced by the Government – there’s no telling what Brown and Darling signed up to when they employed him, but the deal should be published and it should be made very clear that the useless shithead won’t get a penny more than he’s contractually entitled to.
That would at least show that the coalition is doing what it can, while at the same time showing up Labour for the cunts they were for bailing the RBS out in the first place.
It’s just playing up to the gallery, NL style.
What private companies pay their staff is a matter for them and their shareholders, not the envious leftie control-freak Grauniad reading arseholes baying from the sidelines.
Bailed out banks ARE NOT totally private concerns in fact for the time being they are public bodies seeing they are in receipt of tax payers money. For as long as that situation applies then the Govetnment have every right to cap their bonuses. Fuck them the useless c unts deserve fuck all bonuses. If they dont like it they can fuck off elsewhere and take their fuckwitted business “acumen” with them. Fucking clowns.
Shall I put you down as a ” don’t know ” then?
I am a majority shareholder in LLoyd and RBS thanks to a bunch of Socialists.
Why have I received no dividends for three years?
Why have the share prices tanked when market leaders like HSBC and American Express have gone northwards and paid dividend?
Pots and Kettles ; what about BBC pay. If we make enough noise about this they will shut up!
Go back to your constituencies and prepare for gummunt !
TAXI !! TAAXXXIIII !!! TAAAAAXXXXXXXIIIIIIII !!!!!!
Save Ed!
Oh come on Bish why should someone have to earn £35 grand to be financially on par with his neighbours sat at home on benefits? Benefits that that his taxes are paying for.
It only got through with the immoral Pantsdown Liberal support and they are all aetheists anyway.
Send an email to the Bishop of Ripon and Leeds sayin hes a fool easy to find on the internet
Well after the disgusting way militwit has colluded with the bishops to stop IDS bringing in the benefits cap he can expect that gap to widen even further.
Expecting another string and assured performance from Red e/d today.