An MP moans about their subsidised food:
“The bucket’ of chips, while attractive to some and no doubt trendy, makes for soggy chips. The tower arrangement is better.”
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
1980s school dinners.
Let them eat cake
To the MP who complained:
Stick your subsidised chips up your arse.
In answer to my query if he could justify subsidy for their dining, my MP tells me it is because these advantageous prices are “available to the whole estate” not just MP’s and its in recognition that the staff at Westminster work “unsocial hours”.
So thats the apparent official line then.
As one of just 650 MPs representing the views, interests, futures and prospects of 70 million people, I DEMAND that my chips be built as a citadel, as per the previous arrangement.
Well, it does seem factually accurate. I can see chips wouldn’t work that way.