January 23rd, 2012

An MP moans about their subsidised food:

“The bucket’ of chips, while attractive to some and no doubt trendy, makes for soggy chips. The tower arrangement is better.”


6 Comments

  1. 1
    Give em says:

    1980s school dinners.

  2. 3
    Mike Litorus says:

    To the MP who complained:

    Stick your subsidised chips up your arse.

  3. 4
    Fobbed off Constituent says:

    In answer to my query if he could justify subsidy for their dining, my MP tells me it is because these advantageous prices are “available to the whole estate” not just MP’s and its in recognition that the staff at Westminster work “unsocial hours”.

    So thats the apparent official line then.

  4. 5
    Do you think we're effing proles? says:

    As one of just 650 MPs representing the views, interests, futures and prospects of 70 million people, I DEMAND that my chips be built as a citadel, as per the previous arrangement.

  5. 6
    Breton says:

    Well, it does seem factually accurate. I can see chips wouldn’t work that way.


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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