Gordon Spends £7,053 to Ask About Local Sailing Club
Gordon Brown was seen loitering around the Parliament this week, and it seems he managed to do something on behalf of his constituents while he was in town. He put in a written question about the his local sailing club. Democracy in action…
As Guido has reported extensively, Gordon jetted around the world pocket-lining while a nuclear waste crisis developed in his constituency and went back to his old tricks of bullying any journalist that dared to question whether he was doing his job properly. Since he was dragged out of Downing Street, Gordon has spoken in just three debates in Parliament and put down just six written questions. Despite his MPs salary, and his growing private wealth, Gordon has thought it fit to claim £42,318 in office and travel expenses in that time. That works out at the tidy sum of £7,053 per written question. The people of Kirkcaldy deserve real representation.
7am? You aren’t drinking enough, Guido.
Oh yes he is, “the Parliament” is generally used to denote the EU caricature of democracy. The Mother of Parliaments is simply, “Parliament”.
Dear Gordon
Why dont you just fuck off and crawl under a stone you useless country wrecking bastard.
You are a disgrace, you have no shame, you should be egg’d whereever you go.
I bet you daren’t venture out of the house because you are without doubt the most hated vile politician we have ever had.
You should hang.
What a miserable shit bag he is.
The C.U.N.T.S in Kirkcaldy deserve all they fuckin get…
Gordon is an amateur compared to me. Troughing and no work from the age of 21 and using taxpayers money for continuous shagging all that time. Boaz.
No, don’t hide. Come on out into the open. I want to see him egged wherever he goes. Not likely though is it? Not when he can earn thousands for spouting his version of socialism to any gullible fools that are willing to stump up the readies.
He has done nothing wrong.
Socialism is a mental illness, The Labour Party is the asylum
Gordon is right at home
No the Kirkcaldy porridge munchers do deserve it, they voted for the twunt.
The man is worse than useless and a traitor. Just remember the Lisbon treaty , the EU rebate given away for …………nothing. F**k off back to Scotland you traitor Brown
………………and mass migration deliberately imposed on England.
You’ve got to wonder if people in Kirkcaldy are stupid?
Are they happy with their workshy MP grabbing expenses but not doing his job?
So a shite Chancellor, the worst PM in living memory and now a totally useless local MP who can’t drag his snout away from the trough. A bully, a smearer and someone totally devoted to his own advancement to the detriment of colleagues, part and, most importantly, country.
What is there not to like about the man?
It always surprises me that no one has ever talked about about their inspirational teacher of History, who went on to greater things.
I wonder if he ever turned up to the lessons.
Pah, the people of Kirkcaldy voted for the wretched marxist incompetent, they deserve everything that goes with it. Nothing.
Indeed. The people of Kirkcaldy deserve everything they get. A brand new secondary school if I remember rightly. Plus of course jobs for the next decade funded by the most expensive naval contract in UK history.
The fuckers don’t give a damn. Their man has engineered billions to be splashed into the local economy. Billions of borrowed cash admittedly but he and they don’t give a shit. They don’t give a damn that he’s destroyed the wider UK because they don’t live in the wider UK. They live in a constituency that has been bought off with borrowed money. Money that the folk in Englandshire will have to pay off.
But they don’t give a shit about that. Because they don’t live there.
.
A very good post that jgm2. Maybe there should be independent checks and balances about how money get spent near the homes of those …who have high political privilege.
You should look at Glasgow on street view, the whole fucking place has been rebuilt on English money thanks to this fucking racist retarded wanker.
A NATION DEMONSTRATES ITS LOVE OF ME….
The worst PM in living memory apart from Tony Bliar shurely.
I soon started thinking B’Liar was an airhead and Brown would be better, little did I know how little better Brown was, he got the chance and blew it, I don’t know how Darling managed to keep his temper at times with Gordo sticking his oar in all the time, El Gordo was a big disappointment
If by ‘big disappointment’ you mean ‘unmitigated fucking disaster’ then you may have a point.
The current arsehole is doing his best to be worse than those two fucking conmen
The worst Chancellor and Prime Minister in living memory .
MP hits rock bottom. Surprised? This one is already independent.
I’ve been there.
They have all got no thumbs.
No thumbs, 14 fingers, webbed feet and a tail.
You would have thought that the Almighty would have had the decency to throw in a pair of horns…
Like most of Scotland, they’re on the Nash. Lazy, fat, inbred mongs.
It’s not the Scottish who are paying for this son of a jackal. It’s us, and we’ll be paying for some time to come.
A curse on his house.
Primrose Hill Wanker more like
I thought we were all British……In fact Brown denied being Scottish in an American interview he refered to himself as ”North British”…..his favourite goal was Gazza’s against Scotland?…….he is totally mad!……..so normally I abhore such racist remarks that you make against the good people of Scotland!!! But under the circumstances that you are commenting on Brown,I can excuse your justified bile.
Hoots mon, I’m a wee straight kind of guy, ye ken?
Let’s draw a wee line under this and move on the noo.
Alright govenor, my ol mans a dustman, down at the old bull and bush, tally ho, anyone for tennis, Oh I say .
gordon is concerning himself with weekend sailing clubs and sarah with learning horseriding whilst living rather well off the state without doing any real work.
there’s not a great deal of difference between them and the welfare benefit troughers is there?!
He’s done nothing wrong. If his constituents are happy with this, then I’m all right Jack.
“The people of Kirkcaldy deserve real representation.”
the people of Kirkcaldy deserve everything they get, they have been voting him in for the last 30 years.
W.W.
One day, the noo, we’ll be getting the electric, then we can all use our free state-donated computers and catch up with the real world.
Jack, did you tell the Union that you wouldn’t be working for them full-time because you were moonlighting as an MP?
This is all in order – the product of a trust set up for The Browns and their sprogs. So all of Mc Doom’s earnings from his overseas lecture tour (The United Kingdom – My Part in Her Downfall) go into the trust to pay for riding lessons etc – and of course being a trust the taxation arrangements might just be a little opaque (just like one of Gordon’s budgets).
The question about the sailing club is one of a series of questions about, erm, the nuclear waste problem in his constituency.
Yes. Truly amazing that , though the problem was known about in 2000, he never brought it up while he was in office, isn’t it?
+1 The idiot finder general Brown, is grandstanding and as usual, playing hypocrite politics for the gullible. In reality, the sociopath could not give a toss about anything other than himself.
He was too busy saving the world and ending boom and bust remember
Well I think heeth alright!
They will have proper representation once Scotland gets its independence.
The Tories should be shouting “Freedom for Scotland” from every rooftop and sending a blu-ray copy of Braveheart to every Scottish household.
Independence for Scotland means a 23 seat majority for Cameron at Westminster and he can then dump the Lib Dems
ATTT “The Tories should be shouting “Freedom for Scotland” from every rooftop and sending a blu-ray copy of Braveheart to every Scottish household”
Yes a very imaginative American film, it might continue the delusion, still that is up to them
It should serve to remind everyone, that the relationship between scotland and england has been very very pe*ffs*aceful. In the last 700 years theres been not much else to complain about that.
Shove a pin in any point on the continent and count how much war, national conflicts, and varigated shit has been going off in the last 700 years.
1513 Flodden
1650 Dunbar
1689 Killiekrankie
1715 Sherrifmuir
1746 Culloden
1820 Carron
2008 Manchester
Is that right? I another election I might vote differently to try to maintain no tory monopoly (as i don’t much like ‘em)
You really want Labour back in charge?
No I bloody don’t! But the latest worry is the tory mantra of having a go at the NHS. FFS back the feck off.
Oh can’t you leave the poor man alone. At least he isn’t collecting his Prime Minster’s pension (oh no he couldn’t be could he??). When we get rid of the Jocks he is one we must make sure stays on the northern side of the barbed wire fence and 6 mile deep minefield.
Would that apply to all those with Scottish names, what about northern Ireland, why not let them join with Erie then they can have the fun, by the way bombs going off in Northern Ireland, get rid, same reason
Just hang Bliar and Brown and be done with it
I was about to ask ‘Which Blair’ but then I reasoned that stringing all of them up would remove a stain from the world’s DNA library.
They already have sprogs. I draw the line at that.
With statesmen like Mr Brown a majority in our rotten Parliament, would you really wish to partake of the fare in the members’ dining room these days?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089245/Pee-Soup-MLud-Police-probe-judges-court-lunches-spiked-urine.html
Talk about rotten parliaments,liars and ministers happy
to betray, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16642959
Still, at least we can rest assured in the certain knowledge that they’re getting on with the job, shoulders to the wheel, noses to the grindstone, not a stone left unturned, etc, etc.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16643677
See Tristram Hunt MP (labour) on Newsnight last night?
What an obnoxious creep – talks over everyone, won’t let anyone talk about Labour or Socialism, criticises tories for being middle-class … and his name is fucking Tristram. Was his daddy a miner, a docker or a road-sweeper do you think?
Still, at least I’ve found a new piece of rhyming slang. It could replace Hoon.
What a little Tristram.
His daddy was Lord Hunt of Chesterton. Although he didn’t go to Eton he still enjoyed a jolly good private education and then Cambridge.
A bit of a leftie, his manners are a bit brusque but he’ll grow up. He’s a good egg, he’s one of us.
He’s also a protegee of Mandelson, I believe.
I’ve got his back, oh yes.
Hunt is Labour’s Tim-Nice-But-Dim.
Totally financially illiterate, so he fits in well.
If he was going to grow up, he’d have done it by now, sorry to say.
Hoon was replaced by a big pair of tits.
NN “It could replace Hoon. What a little Tristram.
what about TRISTOON , it keeps the rhyme with Hoon
Troon. Lovely beach.
I watched him too and he was very annoying and I wanted to punch him in the mouth. His father is Baron Hunt of Chesterton FRS a leading British authority on turbulence modelling (whatever that is ?) he was parachuted into Stoke by Labour and he lives in London.Another MP (like Milibland) with no connection to his constituency.
Yes, he stitched up Stoke resident and longstanding friend of this site, Gary Elsby.
I saw that. Annoying? Yes but delighted to see his corntorted body language as the Fink and the bird with the short skirt wiped the floor with him.
Yet another labourite, like Polly, to add to the list – educated beyond their intelligence and resentful of their priveleged background.
Mmm mmm mmm mmmr speaker Guido has gotten up especial early today just to make fun of and pick on me, and I want this ssstoped! He’s taking his DUEMA membership far too seriously, its all down to that yyyougov poll yesterday you know.
Mmm mmm mmm mmmr speaker?
String the Monocular Mong up!
Now the unions are threatening to cut our party’s funding too far and too fast!
Where will it all end?
It’s a time of austerity, Ed
At a time when Union funding is being discussed it is irresponsible for the government to go on strike..
Look if I ever get in to number ten… *cough* sorry number eleven even I won’t be able to reverse the cuts Ed, and that’s coming from me, spendthrift Eddy!
At a time when Union is being discussed, what I say is, it is irresponsible for the government to go on strike.
The people of the entire country deserve better representation
All MPs are liars and thieves
People chose the ones that are most like themselves, in that case in some cases heaven help us
Exactly if just one of them gave a fuck , he would be reported to the police for fraud !
yes they are but its in the job description
Has anyone thought of making a count-down clock for Huhne?
There would not be enough digits available
A few old clocks doesnt really count as “nuclear” waste.
Nuculer. NU-CU-LER.
Oh. and just to get my nit picking to new levels, the headline is wrong.
That question cost £3,527
It’s a very early morning post for Guido and I’m betting the two pints of water he drank earlier haven’t quite reached his brain yet.
Are you Merv Kings maths teacher ?
No, I’m having a go about what appears to be guido’s attempt to practice his skills in tabloid journalism. And that makes me irate because essentially it means people are expecting me to believe their spin, and lead me along by the nose.
The headline becomes less tabloidy and more factual if it says “per question”.
And more skewed in the other direction if its “for a question about speaking to the local community about radioactive waste”.
Its trivialising the question to say its “about local sailing club”, when its actually about a serious issue, that can be made to sound more trivial based on the fact that the people most concerned play in boats at the weekend.
So I thought I should join the fun too and a play with the figures, by dividing it in half, as the question was in two parts.
No, I’m having a go about what appears to be guido’s attempt to practice his skills in tabloid journalism. And that makes me irate because essentially it means people are expecting me to believe their spin, and lead me along by the nose.
The headline becomes less tabloidy and more factual if it says “per question”.
And more skewed in the other direction if its “for a question about spe*ffs*aking to the local community about radioactive waste”.
Its trivialising the question to say its “about local sailing club”, when its actually about a serious issue, that can be made to sound more trivial based on the fact that the people most concerned play in boats at the weekend.
So I thought I should join the fun too and a play with the figures, by dividing it in half, as the question was in two parts.
ffs modbot.
No. two part question. each part is half as much. its called pissing about with the numbers, a skill deployed widely in politics and business.
Gordon Brown will go down in history as a Neil Kinnock and Paul Foot like character; pathetic and unworthy of public office.
Cameron I think will end up worse than Heath. Too soon to predict perhaps but I feel that despite his little veto, that’s the ignoble direction he’s heading.
So we have 2.6 Million total unemployed of which 371,000 are foreign-born claimants on benefits and of these 258,000 were from outside the European Economic Area.
With the highest number of migrants on benefits originally came from Pakistan, Somalia, India and Bangladesh.
Well you don’t say!
Forty two grand seems reasonable enough when you consider the cost of nursing staff and incontinence pads.
Or an alarmed straight jacket made out of the finest weasel skin.
straitjacket.
You’re rite.
It’s an absolute bargain compared to the damage he is/was capable of doing when he did show up for work.
The great shame was that his damage was limited to 42K a year in expenses during the time when he was play-acting at being a grown-up and fucking up the entire UK economy.
The incompetent jackass.
Shurely “incompetence pads”, hic.
why haven’t Sunlight taken this up ?
It’s fraud plain and simple
It would still be fraud if he was there every day the useless twat !
Sadly once they become an MP the become an untouchable, we’ve seen this in action, only the the outright crapbrain gets plod on it’s back.
Please, the people of Kirkcaldy are smackheads and fat teenage mothers. They voted for Gordon with an increased majority at the election they are getting what they deserved. Do we really want to hear their blathering complaints in Parliament “och, the fat in billy’s deep fat frier hasnee been changed for three weeks adn me MArs Bar tastes of fish.”
Is this anyway to treat a fine upstanding pillar of the community? Democratically elected to represent his constituents with a 50% majority. The Rt Hon. Dr James Gordon Brown MP, World Statesman of the Year 2009, Saviour of the World’s economic and monetary systems!…….
Yes! I think it is! Useless as PM, useless and MP. Never mind resigning, he should be sacked!
If you live in Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath, take some action to rid us of this parasite!
Do you really think that Gordon Brown gives a toss about what you print about him Guido?
Oh dear.
The fact that the wicked and malicious fucker dare not show his face in parliament shows that he cares what some people think about him.
If the guidos follow the logic of “keep ed in, because he’s useless”, you’d think they’d be quite keen on an entirely non-functional labour back bencher.
They don’t really want him replacing by a young, keen, hyperactive MP, or do they?
Oh Yes! The energetic and unintelligent do the most damage to their own side – just think Chuuka, Penny Dreadful and Chris Underpants.
Not really, Guido has the same effect as a horse fly bite, very painful, could be infectious, but El Gordo will survive, he has the PM’s pension at last.
Aren’t lemons nice?
No not always, some are bitter and sour just like you Gordon.
For those who didn’t see last night’s Question Time, it wasn’t your typical Labour stacked audience. It was a surprisingly refreshing audience who were mostly critical of Labour and applauded attacks on Labour. There was one obvious plant who talked about Labour’s 5 point plan, as though ordinary members of the public go round parroting political soundbites!
Local activists always try to get on QT. You fill out a form, with leading questions so they can guess your political persuasion. Then they phone you up to question you again, to weed out the Tories. If you are right of Pol Pot you need to lie. Pretend to be a minority group, that always works.
Labour’s five point plan?
Is this the one:
1) Say nothing
2) Admit nothing
3) Learn nothing
4) Commit to nothing
5) Declare you have a five point plan
Another Labour liar, who should be in prison, Alistair Campbell was on LBC last night. He was given a free ride by the failed Tory wet, Ian Dale to propogate the myth that he is a victim of mental illness. No you are a ‘kin lying c*nt, responsible for untold deaths and injuries.
LBC specialises in giving airtime to the disgraced Labour elite. Jacqui Smith has her own show.
So, who funds the station?
Richard asked me if I’d rim him. What does that mean?
Your memory’s failing as well as yor career my dear. Don’t you remember licking all those orifices while you climbed the political greasy pole?
The best solution would be for all the media to totally ignore Brown and Blair. No publicity whatsoever. Send the two thieves into oblivion. Just publish stinking obituaries in due course.
I wish to announce to the House that in the last month alone I have created 67,000 million new jobs, raised 67,000 million UK children out of abject poverty, saved Africa, and overseen the production of 67,000 million tractors from the State Tractor Factories.
That is all.
Output falling again?
As soon as the miserable jock gits vote for independence we will be rid of Jonah and all the other troughing labour lobby fodder and we may never ever again have a Labour government. VOTE YES to independence!!
Sadly his liability will still be with the UK whatever shape it takes, the Scots ain’t that daft they would dump him in a heartbeat if they were forced to take on his liability.
Are they labour run councils?
obviously not talking to Gordon then
i wish someone would tell her just to fuck off but hey
Slightly less than 2% globally then.
Surely she could find a more representative group of victims to cry about in order that we know how big hearted she is.
If Ed Miliband wants to talk about predators, then let’s hear about Blair and Brown first. Come on Miliband what your view on the pair of them, predator or producer?
Boredom Brown was seen drinking alone in the Strangers Bar last night.
No he was actually talking to his imaginary friends and telling all and sundry how he saved the world
Pity the man didn’t raise the most important question of Dalgety Bay ,the Mod and radioctivity
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201212/cmhansrd/cm120118/text/120118w0001.htm#12011865001085
Has Gordon ever told anyone why he did nothing about this while he was prime minister?
Gordon Brown will be judged by history as the very worst PM ever – the man is a dangerous egocentric fool who has, almost single handedly, wrecked both the social and economic well being of the UK.
One thing is for sure – they will still be talking and writing about this creature in 100 years time; Students of economics and history will wonder at our folly in allowing an unelected Fabian (Marxist) to set about the complete destruction of the UK without our taking to the streets in protest.
The unions and tribal voting labour mongs will deserve all the contempt that will be coming their way.
But they kept telling us he was the best man for the job.
QT last night. That Steven Twigg sure does look like Nick Griffin. He also looks like that picture of Ed Balls dressed as a Nazi. There is a pattern developing. He really, really looks like that bloke who went on a european tour many years back.
Watching Twigg last night, why did he keep smiling and laughing in a silly way. Perhaps he knew he was lying and spewing out drivel.
I thought that Warsi was surpringly good last night.
Comment 9:58 moderated. I thought it was too good to be true this morning. Moderation on this site is fantastic…. shit.
Oh God,not again!! The word is Europeeeeeeean. Geddit yet??
It doesn’t need to be this way.
The people of Kirkcaldy deserve real representation.
The people of Kirkcaldy deserve eternal damnation and misery. They deserve to be visited by locusts and frogs and rivers of blood. They deserve fire and pestilence and plague and famine for voting in that spawn of Satan, year after year after year.
He cares about them about the same amount as he cares about the UK. Zero.
For inflicting the original cruise ship captain onto our island, even when they knew! Knew! Were fully aware of his lying,mendacious, incompetence, no longer covered up by a friendly media; those idiots still went and made him their representative.
If their crops fail, their animals die, their children contract sickness and their spouses perish in brown, stinking bogs.. they only have themselves to blame.
Harsh, but fair..
The standards in public life committee has been banging on about little else.
i have found that eating tamarind pasties adds a certain tang when i am wearing my curry pump helmet
As the mutant product of radioactive waste it might explain why his constituents are exact carbon copies of himself. Perhaps the whole area can be quarantined and his travels restricted until he becomes less toxic.
Thats it, the penny has finally dropped.
ZOMBIELAND.
£7k per question? That’s nothing compared to how much some of my ‘children’ cost the NHS per hour of actual non-Union work they perform…
Gordon is positively excellent value for the taxpayer.
Wasn’t the clown’s excuse for selling the gold at rock bottom that he deversified the holdings into Euros because the evil Tories had too much holdings in the yellow rock!
Going long on the euro is the same as shorting the pound. Says it all about the man.
And yet the thickos in Kirkaldy would *still* vote for him because he’s not an ‘evil Tory’.
You get the representation you deserve…
the thickos in kirkaldy would vote for a turd if you stuck a red rosette on it
Remember me? I don’t seem so bad now, do I? Anyway, tome for another one?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/29/article-1262145-06BF8884000005DC-840_468x286.jpg
This tosspot is not fit for purpose (whatever that may be) He says he ended boom and bust but he also started bullshit and no trust. Feed him to the pigs Erroll!!!
Captain Gordon Schitton-u
The audio was first made available on the website of the Kirkcaldy Courier, and the press association confirmed its authenticity before it was mysteriously removed.
-De Bercow: “This is De Bercow calling from Westminster. Am I talking with the commander?”
-Schitton-u: “Yes. Good evening, Cmdr. De Bercow.”
-De Bercow: “Please tell me your name.”
-Schettino: “I’m Cmdr. Gordon McSchitton-u”
-De Bercow: “Schitton-u? Gordon McSchitton-u? Is that you ..?
- Schitton-u: Yes. Its me.The Great Helmsman.
- De Bercow: Listen McSchitton-u. There are people still waiting at your constituency surgery. Now you go with your car to the starboard side. There is a doorway there. You will go inside. You go inside and then you will tell me how many people there are. Is that clear? I’m recording this conversation, Cmdr. Schitton-u…”
-McSchitton-u: “In this moment, the car is quite low on petrol…”
-De Bercow: “I understand that, listen, there are people still coming down the High Street to meet with you. You go inside, get behind the desk and tell me how many people there are still waiting for you to bother to turn up. And find out what they need. Is that clear? You need to tell me if there are children, women or immigrants in need of assistance. How many OAPs. And tell me the exact number of each of these categories. Is that clear? Listen Schitton-u, you saved yourself from the embarrassment of explaining crashing the UK into the rocks , but I am going to… I’m going to make sure you get in trouble. …I am going to make you pay for this. Go inside , behind your desk. Start making notes of your people’s concerns, (expletive)!”
-Schitton-u: “Commander, please…”
-De Bercow: “No, please. You now get back to the village hall.. They are telling me that there are still…”
-McSchitton-u: “I am here with the Spads & my security detail, I am here, I am not going anywhere, I am here…”
-De Bercow: “What are you doing, Great leader?”
-Schitton-u: “I am here to coordinate the rescue of the British economy from the storm that started in America…”
-De Bercow: “What are you coordinating there? You can’t do anything. Go back to the surgery and meet the voters who elected you!. Are you refusing?”
-Schitton-u: “No, I am not refusing.”
-De Bercow: “Are you refusing to do any work for your £65,000 at all? Can you tell me the reason why you are not bothering to go to work?”
-Schitton-u: “I am not going because I have a very important meeting in Singapore..about a new book I’m writing.. about regulating the global banking system..”
-De Bercow: “You go back to work. It is an order! Don’t make any more excuses. Is that clear? Do you hear me? Go, and call me when you are shaking hands with your constituents.”
-Schitton-u: “But do you realize it is dark and here we can’t see anything…”
-De Bercow: “And so what? You want go home, Schitton-uo? It is dark and you want to go home? Get to the door. Its a motion activated light. Then go inside and turn the switch by the main door. The lights will come on. It was you who turned them off when you left!”
-Schitton-u: “Commander, I want to go and see my loving, fellow Scots, but it is simply that the car has just..erm..yes..its just stopped..for no reason..”
-De Bercow: “It has been over eighteen months that you have been telling me the same thing. Now, go back. Go back! And then tell me immediately how many people there are there.”
-Schitton-u: “OK, De Bercow.. But first I need to have a long rest. I was in a terrible ordeal. The economy I was steering crashed and was swamped by a huge tidal wave of debt. The whole ship of state turned over. There were billions lost!”
-De Bercow: “Go, immediately!”
From a transcript of great financial disasters.
“Beyond the crash into the rocks.”
By Gordon McSchitton-Ewall
“The people of Kirkcaldy deserve real representation.”
The people of Kirkaldy get the representative they deserve.