January 20th, 2012

Get Your Guidogram Tonight

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148 Comments

  1. 1
    Init! says:

    Tonight?

    How you treat us so well.

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  2. 2
    annette curton says:

    Fuck Andrew Neil and all his works.

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    • 3

      I like Brillo. Did you see him take the piss out of Abbott last night? That’s the third week running he’s had a pop at the Hackney MP. he doesn’t need to do it. She, among others, just ticked him off.

      And he’s at a terrible disadvantage as he has to conform to BBC Nanny ‘compliance’ in case someone in TV land is offended by some off the cuff remark.

      I bet the BBC execs are begging Sky to come and take him off their hands.

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      • 7
        Spaz says:

        Yes it was quite funny but she had let the show down and Mrs Smith had to take Acne’s place.

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      • 12
        annette curton says:

        It was a reply to Guidos headline, and yes I did see/hear Neils summation of our politically expedient twitterati, I will give him a plus for that.

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      • 18

        I like Brillo too.

        Compared with most of the others he is … well … brillo!

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        Fly fly fly away! says:

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        Tell it like it really is says:

        Talking of Brillo, who is the only half unbiased bbc interviewer, I see that today the bbc is in full attack mode trying to portray the thousands of foreigners on the public benfits teat as “just a nothing, take no notice.”

        This includes Toenails squealing about how awful, beastly, unfair, it is to deprive all the non producers of £1,000 a week housing benefit. Bastards all.

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  3. 4
    Killer Lettuce says:

    So what?

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  4. 5
    Fact! says:

    The Guidogram has now been sent out, so all those that now sign up will not get this weeks.

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  5. 6
    Another Colonel (retd) says:

    Can’t even wipe my arse with it. The Grauniad is way ahead of you on that front, Fawkes

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  6. 8
    Gordon Schitton-u says:

    Today I shall be taking the economy for a spin across some dangerous financial waters and close to rocky, uncharted, economic shoals.

    Have no fear. I am a master mariner who has ended Boom and Mast.
    look! Look! There’s Obama! I want to sail, really, really close to him..
    Closer…Closer than that..

    opps! Last one in the lifeboat is a Tory!

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  7. 9
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    So who is Amelia Hill shagging then?

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  8. 10
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I’m not signing up, otherwise Guido will find out that I’m Tim Farron.

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  9. 20
    The Paragnostic says:

    A serious question here, for the Derby justices – how do you balance the Victim Card Top Trumps when muzzies threaten queers?

    Given that poppy burning (which only offends the normal, white majority) is worth a 50 quid fine and a slap on the wrist, how much should you punish a Muzbot who tells the plain truth about Sharia “law” and upsets the arse bandits?

    Surely there is some formula to tot up the victimhood points and arrive at a sentence?

    I invite Jimmy, Anonymous and any other liberal type to enlighten me on the calculus of cuntitude that will define the sentencing in this case.

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  10. 21

    I wish more people would follow my Hitchogram

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  11. 22

    Captain Gordon Schitton-u

    The audio was first made available on the website of the Kirkcaldy Courier, and the press association confirmed its authenticity before it was mysteriously removed.

    -De Bercow: “This is De Bercow speaking from Westminster. Am I speaking with the commander?”

    -Schitton-u: “Yes. Good evening, Cmdr. De Bercow.”

    -De Bercow: “Please tell me your name.”

    -Schettino: “I’m Cmdr. Gordon McSchitton-u”

    -De Bercow: “Schitton-u? Gordon McSchitton-u? Is that you ..?

    – Schitton-u: Yes. Its me.The Great Helmsman.

    – De Bercow: Listen McSchitton-u. There are people still waiting at your constituency surgery. Now you go with your car to the starboard side. There is a doorway there. You will go inside. You go inside and then you will tell me how many people there are. Is that clear? I’m recording this conversation, Cmdr. Schitton-u…”

    -McSchitton-u: “In this moment, the car is quite low on petrol…”

    -De Bercow: “I understand that, listen, there are people still coming down the High Street to meet with you. You go inside, get behind the desk and tell me how many people there are still waiting for you to bother to turn up. And find out what they need. Is that clear? You need to tell me if there are children, women or immigrants in need of assistance. How many OAPs. And tell me the exact number of each of these categories. Is that clear? Listen Schitton-u, you saved yourself from the embarrassment of explaining crashing the UK into the rocks , but I am going to… I’m going to make sure you get in trouble. …I am going to make you pay for this. Go inside , behind your desk. Start making notes of your people’s concerns, (expletive)!”

    -Schitton-u: “Commander, please…”

    -De Bercow: “No, please. You now get back to the village hall.. They are telling me that there are still…”

    -McSchitton-u: “I am here with the Spads & my security detail, I am here, I am not going anywhere, I am here…”

    -De Bercow: “What are you doing, Great leader?”

    -Schitton-u: “I am here to coordinate the rescue of the British economy from the storm that started in America…”

    -De Bercow: “What are you coordinating there? You can’t do anything. Go back to the surgery and meet the voters who elected you!. Are you refusing?”

    -Schitton-u: “No, I am not refusing.”

    -De Bercow: “Are you refusing to do any work for your £65,000 at all? Can you tell me the reason why you are not bothering to go to work?”

    -Schitton-u: “I am not going because I have a very important meeting in Singapore..about a new book I’m writing.. about regulating the global banking system..”

    -De Bercow: “You go back to work. It is an order! Don’t make any more excuses. Is that clear? Do you hear me? Go, and call me when you are shaking hands with your constituents.”

    -Schitton-u: “But do you realize it is dark and here we can’t see anything…”

    -De Bercow: “And so what? You want go home, Schitton-uo? It is dark and you want to go home? Get to the door. Its a motion activated light. Then go inside and turn the switch by the main door. The lights will come on. It was you who turned them off when you left!”

    -Schitton-u: “Commander, I want to go and see my loving, fellow Scots, but it is simply that the car has just..erm..yes..its just stopped..for no reason..”

    -De Bercow: “It has been over eighteen months that you have been telling me the same thing. Now, go back. Go back! And then tell me immediately how many people there are there.”

    -Schitton-u: “OK, De Bercow.. But first I need to have a long rest. I was in a terrible ordeal. The economy I was steering crashed and was swamped by a huge tidal wave of debt. The whole ship of state turned over. There were billions lost!”

    -De Bercow: “Go, immediately!”

    From a transcript of great financial disasters.
    “Beyond the crash into the rocks.”
    By Gordon McSchitton-Ewall

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  12. 23
    Chris Hoon says:

    What’s happening, bro ?

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      Handycock ( dedicated defrauder of the Taxpayer for shagging purposes) says:

      Don’t worry chris, Grand Master looking after you, if I can get away with it, with all I have done, your situation is a doddle. Boaz.

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    Bill Quango MP says:
    January 20, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    Captain Gordon Schitton-u

    The audio was first made available on the website of the Kirkcaldy Courier, and the press association confirmed its authenticity before it was mysteriously removed.

    -De Bercow: “This is De Bercow calling from Westminster. Am I talking with the commander?”

    -Schitton-u: “Yes. Good evening, Cmdr. De Bercow.”

    -De Bercow: “Please tell me your name.”

    -Schettino: “I’m Cmdr. Gordon McSchitton-u”

    -De Bercow: “Schitton-u? Gordon McSchitton-u? Is that you ..?

    – Schitton-u: Yes. Its me.The Great Helmsman.

    – De Bercow: Listen McSchitton-u. There are people still waiting at your constituency surgery. Now you go with your car to the starboard side. There is a doorway there. You will go inside. You go inside and then you will tell me how many people there are. Is that clear? I’m recording this conversation, Cmdr. Schitton-u…”

    -McSchitton-u: “In this moment, the car is quite low on petrol…”

    -De Bercow: “I understand that, listen, there are people still coming down the High Street to meet with you. You go inside, get behind the desk and tell me how many people there are still waiting for you to bother to turn up. And find out what they need. Is that clear? You need to tell me if there are children, women or immigrants in need of assistance. How many OAPs. And tell me the exact number of each of these categories. Is that clear? Listen Schitton-u, you saved yourself from the embarrassment of explaining crashing the UK into the rocks , but I am going to… I’m going to make sure you get in trouble. …I am going to make you pay for this. Go inside , behind your desk. Start making notes of your people’s concerns, (expletive)!”

    -Schitton-u: “Commander, please…”

    -De Bercow: “No, please. You now get back to the village hall.. They are telling me that there are still…”

    -McSchitton-u: “I am here with the Spads & my security detail, I am here, I am not going anywhere, I am here…”

    -De Bercow: “What are you doing, Great leader?”

    -Schitton-u: “I am here to coordinate the rescue of the British economy from the storm that started in America…”

    -De Bercow: “What are you coordinating there? You can’t do anything. Go back to the surgery and meet the voters who elected you!. Are you refusing?”

    -Schitton-u: “No, I am not refusing.”

    -De Bercow: “Are you refusing to do any work for your £65,000 at all? Can you tell me the reason why you are not bothering to go to work?”

    -Schitton-u: “I am not going because I have a very important meeting in Singapore..about a new book I’m writing.. about regulating the global banking system..”

    -De Bercow: “You go back to work. It is an order! Don’t make any more excuses. Is that clear? Do you hear me? Go, and call me when you are shaking hands with your constituents.”

    -Schitton-u: “But do you realize it is dark and here we can’t see anything…”

    -De Bercow: “And so what? You want go home, Schitton-uo? It is dark and you want to go home? Get to the door. Its a motion activated light. Then go inside and turn the switch by the main door. The lights will come on. It was you who turned them off when you left!”

    -Schitton-u: “Commander, I want to go and see my loving, fellow Scots, but it is simply that the car has just..erm..yes..its just stopped..for no reason..”

    -De Bercow: “It has been over eighteen months that you have been telling me the same thing. Now, go back. Go back! And then tell me immediately how many people there are there.”

    -Schitton-u: “OK, De Bercow.. But first I need to have a long rest. I was in a terrible ordeal. The economy I was steering crashed and was swamped by a huge tidal wave of debt. The whole ship of state turned over. There were billions lost!”

    -De Bercow: “Go, immediately!”

    From a transcript of great financial disasters.
    “Beyond the economic crash into the rocks.”
    By Gordon McSchitton-Ewall

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  14. 25
    Hari Kari says:

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    Flogger Blogger says:

    Johann Hari apparently leaving the Independent

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    • 32
      genghiz the kahn says:

      First time a rat has been deserted by a sinking ship.

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      • 43
        Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

        Hari is to journalism what Italians are to captaining ships.

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        • 72
          Tessa Tickles says:

          Hari is to journalism what the NHS is to healthcare.

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          • stun says:

            Rarely do I want people to suffer. Well, occasionally I do. Actually, all the slimy progressive tossers can be set alight immediately. Hari deserves a particularly slow roasting in hell for helping the ‘intellectual middle class’ with their righteous indignation, by lying. Tosser. May he be plagued by guilt. But somehow, I doubt he will. Hoon.

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          • Tessa Tickles says:

            I dunno. He apparently lives in New York City, without an income.

            That should see him selling his bot in Central Park by.. April at the latest, I suppose. Still, HIV medication’s pretty good now, I hear.

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  16. 36
    Polly Twatbee from her Ivory tower in Tuscany says:

    pollytoynbee Polytoynbee

    Johann Hari, one the best, is no plagiarist. Save your wrath for the abominartions and harrassments by the Murdoch/Mail press.

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    • 59
      Polly Pot says:

      We socialists are much nicer and more intelligent.

      As for the rest of you we need another solution, probably along the lines of GBS’s ‘lethal chamber’. The Fabian way is the only way.

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      joescotus says:

      the indy fucked up big time by not sacking the bastard at the time he’s been told to piss off christs sake who will ever believe him again.

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  17. 37
    GOD says:

    …and, on the eighth day I laid back and watched the flids and the spasmos, that I had created, tweeting the fuck out of each other.

    Then I tuned into Horrendous House Horrors on BBC 3 because Nick Knowles’ hairdo quite floats my boat.

    And then I put the kettle on and thought, “It is done.”

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      GOD on the blob says:

      Bad mood today Lord?
      Does your creation not please you?

      Why not bring back Tony Blair and George Bush? They always listened to what you told them. Even when you said it really quietly and no one else could hear. They heard.

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      • 48
        GOD says:

        I don’t care what the fuck you think or write. Unban you an me before I give you cancer. I know where you live.

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      • 62
        nellnewman says:

        Oh No. You really need the immaculate son of the manse for this sort of stuff.

        hey don’t come anymore inept Oh Sorry I mean blessed, Blessed than him! He really has the ear of God and all that!

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  18. 38
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    I signed up weeks ago, so where’s my fucking guidogram?

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  19. 45

    Wish H*rry C*le’s dry January had improved his spelling…

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  20. 46
    Fay Soffe says:

    Has Red Ed been replaced by an impostor ?

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  21. 51
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Breaking news Moussa Ibrahim Gadaffi’s Gob Shite has been captured in Libya !
    Tomorrows breaking new
    is he’s committed suicide by cutting off his own head with a slice of mango!

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  22. 55
    Herman van Grumpy says:

    Citizens of the EU!
    We have realised that if the 300 million members of all the EU states donated just 1 Euro each, that it wouldn’t help much at all.

    So we’ll be sticking you all with a £10k Euro tax each in the summer.
    Sorry about that.

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Good news that the lying gobshite Huhne might be getting his comeuppance.

    If he gets nicked before June, my mate John owes me a score.

    Who said crime doesn’t pay?

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    OWCH! says:

    Greek bond holders ‘to suffer 70pc haircut’ as talks continue…

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      Tachybaptus says:

      We’re shaving off everything except the forelock, so they can tug it to us.

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    • 81
      annette curton says:

      A number two?.

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    • 82
      Aldo Apache says:

      Sounds more like a scalping to me.

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    • 83
      Tachybaptus says:

      From Agence France-Presse, 18 January

      ATHENS — Available for rent: The Acropolis.

      In a move bound to leave many Greeks and scholars aghast, Greece’s culture ministry said Tuesday it will open up some of the debt-stricken country’s most-cherished archaeological sites to advertising firms and other ventures.

      The ministry says the move is a common-sense way of helping “facilitate” access to the country’s ancient Greek ruins, and money generated would fund the upkeep and monitoring of sites. The first site to be opened would be the Acropolis.

      More:

      http://tinyurl.com/6vmg5aq

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        annette curton says:

        Sounds like a good buy to let possibility.

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        • 91
          Tachybaptus says:

          ATHENS — Acropolis sale shocks world

          In a move that took the world by surprise, the President of Kazakhstan, Nursultan Nazarbayev, announced yesterday on national television that his oil-rich country would be not renting the Acropolis, but buying it outright and taking it away for re-erection in the country’s capital, Astana. It is understood that the purchase price agreed with the Greek government is 50 billion Euros.

          After the President’s broadcast, a spokesman said that not only will all the buildings — including the Parthenon, Erechtheum, Propylaea and Temple of Athena Nike — be removed and reassembled, but also a 33ft (10m) thick slice from the top of the natural hill on which they stand. It would, he said, be only fitting to display these great buildings in their natural setting.

          He further explained that, as a nation boldly coming to the forefront of the international scene, Kazakhstan had no taste for ruins, and that all the buildings would be restored to their former completeness, as they stood in c.430 BC. To this end, the country had already purchased some 5000 tonnes of Pentelic marble.

          The buildings would also be painted in their original bright colours, with gilded details, and all their original fittings replaced, including a facsimile of the colossal statue of the goddess Athena that originally stood in the Parthenon, which will be created by the renowned Kazakh sculptor Khakimzhan Naurzbayev. As in antiquity, the statue will be mirrored in a broad pool of oil, in this case top-quality Kazakh crude.

          The British Museum confirmed that a team of Kazakh scientists had already been permitted to take extensive laser measurements of the Parthenon marbles, with a view to recreating them in their entirety, replacing the missing heads and limbs, restoring all other damage, and painting them in lifelike colours. They were, he confirmed, not in the least interested in purchasing the originals, which will remain in the museum, the only surviving parts of the Acropolis to stay in Europe.

          The remains of the original Acropolis hill, now the property of the Kazakh government, would be crowned with a complex of offices and hotels, including a museum area open to the public where a 1:50 scale model of the original site would be displayed.

          In the words of President Nazarbayev, ‘Kazakhstan is deeply proud of having made such a huge contribution to the world’s cultural heritage.’ The Greek Ministry of Culture has not so far commented on the deal.

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        • 92
          Tachybaptus says:

          АΤHЕΝS — Асrороlіs sаlе shосks wоrld

          Іn а mоνе thаt tооk thе wоrld bу surрrіsе, thе Рrеsіdеnt оf Kаzаkhstаn, Νursultаn Νаzаrbауеν, аnnоunсеd уеstеrdау оn nаtіоnаl tеlеνіsіоn thаt hіs оіl-rісh соuntrу wоuld bе nоt rеntіng thе Асrороlіs, but buуіng іt оutrіght аnd tаkіng іt аwау fоr rе-еrесtіоn іn thе соuntrу’s саріtаl, Аstаnа. Іt іs undеrstооd thаt thе рurсhаsе рrісе аgrееd wіth thе Grееk gоνеrnmеnt іs 50 bіllіоn Еurоs.

          Аftеr thе Рrеsіdеnt’s brоаdсаst, а sроkеsmаn sаіd thаt nоt оnlу wіll аll thе buіldіngs — іnсludіng thе Раrthеnоn, Еrесhthеum, Рrоруlаеа аnd Τеmрlе оf Аthеnа Νіkе — bе rеmоνеd аnd rеаssеmblеd, but аlsо а 33ft (10m) thісk slісе frоm thе tор оf thе nаturаl hіll оn whісh thеу stаnd. Іt wоuld, hе sаіd, bе оnlу fіttіng tо dіsрlау thеsе grеаt buіldіngs іn thеіr nаturаl sеttіng.

          Hе furthеr еxрlаіnеd thаt, аs а nаtіоn bоldlу соmіng tо thе fоrеfrоnt оf thе іntеrnаtіоnаl sсеnе, Kаzаkhstаn hаd nо tаstе fоr ruіns, аnd thаt аll thе buіldіngs wоuld bе rеstоrеd tо thеіr fоrmеr соmрlеtеnеss, аs thеу stооd іn с.430 BС. Τо thіs еnd, thе соuntrу hаd аlrеаdу рurсhаsеd sоmе 5000 tоnnеs оf Реntеlіс mаrblе.

          Τhе buіldіngs wоuld аlsо bе раіntеd іn thеіr оrіgіnаl brіght соlоurs, wіth gіldеd dеtаіls, аnd аll thеіr оrіgіnаl fіttіngs rерlасеd, іnсludіng а fасsіmіlе оf thе соlоssаl stаtuе оf thе gоddеss Аthеnа thаt оrіgіnаllу stооd іn thе Раrthеnоn, whісh wіll bе сrеаtеd bу thе rеnоwnеd Kаzаkh sсulрtоr Khаkіmzhаn Νаurzbауеν. Аs іn аntіquіtу, thе stаtuе wіll bе mіrrоrеd іn а brоаd рооl оf оіl, іn thіs саsе tор-quаlіtу Kаzаkh сrudе.

          Τhе Brіtіsh Musеum соnfіrmеd thаt а tеаm оf Kаzаkh sсіеntіsts hаd аlrеаdу bееn реrmіttеd tо tаkе еxtеnsіνе lаsеr mеаsurеmеnts оf thе Раrthеnоn mаrblеs, wіth а νіеw tо rесrеаtіng thеm іn thеіr еntіrеtу, rерlасіng thе mіssіng hеаds аnd lіmbs, rеstоrіng аll оthеr dаmаgе, аnd раіntіng thеm іn lіfеlіkе соlоurs. Τhеу wеrе, hе соnfіrmеd, nоt іn thе lеаst іntеrеstеd іn рurсhаsіng thе оrіgіnаls, whісh wіll rеmаіn іn thе musеum, thе оnlу surνіνіng раrts оf thе Асrороlіs tо stау іn Еurоре.

          Τhе rеmаіns оf thе оrіgіnаl Асrороlіs hіll, nоw thе рrореrtу оf thе Kаzаkh gоνеrnmеnt, wоuld bе сrоwnеd wіth а соmрlеx оf оffісеs аnd hоtеls, іnсludіng а musеum аrеа ореn tо thе рublіс whеrе а 1:50 sсаlе mоdеl оf thе оrіgіnаl sіtе wоuld bе dіsрlауеd.

          Іn thе wоrds оf Рrеsіdеnt Νаzаrbауеν, ‘Kаzаkhstаn іs dеерlу рrоud оf hаνіng mаdе suсh а hugе соntrіbutіоn tо thе wоrld’s сulturаl hеrіtаgе.’ Τhе Grееk Mіnіstrу оf Сulturе hаs nоt sо fаr соmmеntеd оn thе dеаl.

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          • stun says:

            Not bad. Can’t have taken you long to write that, word perfect an’all. Irony (I think, always get a bit muddled) at its best.

            Fine work.

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          • When does bidding start for The Agora, Kerameikos, Delphi, Corinth and Acrocorinth, Mycenae, Olympia, Pylos, Vergina, Sparta and (for what is left) Marathon? I could do with a few rocks here.

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      stun says:

      Of course, the bizarre thing is that the ECB’s Greek bond purchases will not face any loss. The more the ECB buys, the bigger the loss for the other investors. The ECB owns c.€60bn of Greek debt (bit of a guess) and by not taking the loss itself has passed it on to the banks. It is a total shitshow.

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    • 104
      LORD ELGIN says:

      They should all go and help themselves to a few artifacts as collateral

      I did !

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  25. 88
    BREAKING! says:

    Hari has quit The Independent!

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  26. 95
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Just seen on BBC 3 that oral sex causes cancer.

    My wife should be fine then.

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  27. 96
    Dirty Hari says:

    Hari says he’s left the Indy so he can write a book. It’s going to an exciting thriller all about the world of spies and espionage. It’s a completely original story and the novel will be called Sinker, Bailer, Holder, Fly.

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  28. 97
    Larry says:

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  29. 103
    *Burps* says:

    Hic!

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  30. 105
    bear from the waist down says:

    Neo Guido goes fuckin’ nuts.

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  31. 113
    Tony Blair eulogy on Hari's resignation says:

    People liked him, they loved him. He was the people’s plagiarist.

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  32. 114
    Take the E outta ordr-ordr an look wot u's left with says:

    lol – woz gonna post u a suicide note from all my monikers .

    Fuckin thousands of them . Jus about got thru the “A”s , FFS !!

    God bless . Wot a HOOT !!

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  33. 115
    Mad Nad is Back says:

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  34. 119
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

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  35. 121
    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Job done. Newsnight managed to muddy the waters on immigration and benefits. Good idea not to invite Andrew Green on – he’s too articulate.

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    • 130
      Writing from 2004, Tony Blair Millionaire says:

      Only 11,000 East Europeans will move to Britain, and all of them will be highly-skilled and hard-working, paying lots and lots of income tax.

      They’ll be such a benefit to our economy, just you wait and see!

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  36. 129
    Amelia Hill - shit hack says:

    I like Policemen with big truncheons

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