The Last Word on Prezz-a-Manger
“FORMER Hull MP John Prescott has been cleared of misusing a public credit card after officials revealed it had been cloned” screamed This is Hull before Christmas. Prezza briefed them that £2,000 worth of camera equipment that had been bought on a government card was in fact theft. True, but Prezza then decided to spin this that he had been completely cleared of overseeing any inappropriate spending. He’s got greedy and is demanding an apology. It was left to Baroness Hanham to set the record straight in the Lords on Tuesday:
“For the avoidance of doubt, we have no evidence that spending in this period at venues such as the Star City Casino, Doyles Seafood Restaurant in Sydney and at Sydney Aquarium, all of which were associated with the visit of the then Deputy Prime Minister (the noble Lord), were cloned transactions.”
Give it up Prezza.
See also: Prezz a Manger, Prezza’s Cabinet Office Rant, Prezza Should Chus His Battles More Wisely
OINK! OINK!
Surely the noble Lord hasnt been lying through his teeth ? If he is then that would make him unfit for office in the same way shagging a government employee, behind your wifes back, on Government property in Government time. For example.
People in possession of cloned cards use them to buy plasmas and cameras etc. They do not (usually) use them to buy a plate or two of barracuda with chips and a pickle.
The other give away is the restaurant bill:
- 8 seafood platters
- 8 side orders of chips
- gravy
- 2 glasses of wine
God almighty Prezza, you are even better at it than me. Jahbulon.
Sorry Guido but the only “Last words” I want to hear in relation to Prescott and this matter are ” Guilty as charged, send him down”.
The fat slug.
Still I’m sure we will hear ad nauseum that his recent £40k from Rupert will be going to just causes. Well a man’s got to eat.
People here spell ad nauseam as ad nauseum ad nauseam.
Star City Casino is in Birmingham.
All you can eat ribs £7.95.
I think we know at exactly which venue Lord Johnny Prscoctt was.
All restaurants are SeeFood restaurants for our Dear Lord
That is his special diet;see food & eat it.
Prescott = greed + corruption
He’s done nothing wrong.
Jack Dromey’s done nothing wrong either!!!
Oi! Jacqui Dromey!
Declare your interests in the register.
And then do the dishes. There’s good girl.
What’s the chance of Lord Porkscott donating his little windfall from the News of the Screws to charity ?
Not great…
NIL
Give Prescott a break…..he was a very able Deputy Prime Minister and a hard working constituent MP…..he was (and is) a leading light in the socialist movement helping to create the fairer,more just society we live in today.His huge intellect helped the Labour movement leap forward to become an internationally aclaimed becon of hope for the deprived peoples of this world.
I don’t recognise the one you’re writing about.
There must be two of them.
I’m in ”trying to think like a Labour voter!…..It’s really really hard…..It’s so hard that I’ve come to the conclusion,there is no way millions of Britons are that thick/insane…….there must have been vote rigging on a massive scale!
+1
That’s why a bunch of mozzy subcontinental liebour supporters are currently banged up. Hope Big Daddy is looking after them well. It’s illegal to use the back door where they come from too.
Spelling mistake there. Should it read “bacon of hope”. ?
Is that the Breacon Becon?
Certainly he is an international Beacon of gross self indulgence and venality.
So he did eat all the pies…
Well every palace needs a jester so I suppose prezza is the jester for the palace of westminster.
I don’t find his conduct in the slightest bit funny; in my book he remains a greedy, self-serving and incompetent oaf who, like so many, demeaned his high office. I trust that history will record him in this way.
You’ll probably find history won’t record him at all.
A footnote to a footnote about poor highways decisions taken at the end of the millennium.
Hugh, you forgot to add loathsome, jumped up, two-timing, illiterate, pompous fat b@stard. In fact, typical Leiber scum.
Feel free. However, there are insufficient words of adequate descriptive force to provide an accurate picture of this odious cretin. Even the usual expletives are pretty useless in his case.
So Prescott or any old Establishment jester can feed what he likes to some tentacle of the media and get it broadcast. Quelle surprise.
Funny what absolutely, categorically, no way Jose lurks unreported and under wraps, though, ain’t it?
Whatever you do, DON’T even think about Googling, say, Manchester + grooming + trial. That would be just plain naughty.
Only grown-ups get to do things like that.
No Nell you couldnt be further from the truth. The Jester played a crucial role in speaking truth to power. Prescott is simply an oaf who should be prosecuted for misvonduct in public office. Any Junior civil servant who conducted themselves in the way he has would have bern sacked and prosecuted long ago.
Prescott shall sit in the royal kitchen turning a spit, but may only eat the bones left over by the hounds.
FAT LAZY INCOMPETENT THIEF! … and thats his good side!
Lets leave it to the BBC to right this evil wrong
What a fat greedy twat. Is he related, (We are all from Africa) in any way to the abbot creature?
He waved a chipolata at me.
I ‘ope it wasn’t the same one ‘e used on me – dirty old devil!
You really are scum Prescott. You are no more than a scrounger.
yes but he was really ill with bulimia during this time and that’s why he had to eat so much food. It wasn’t because he was a greedy fat pig but for medical reasons – honest ! Luckily now the tax payer funded overeating has ended he has suddenly made a full recovery.
Lying, fat, useless prick
Prick simple!
Thats what you call PWNED!
Mr Prescott is not deserving of the title Lord, noble or otherwise. I didn’t vote for him; in fact, no normal people had a say in his ‘elevation’ to the HoL. You can’t polish a turd and that’s what he remains, no matter what he would like to be called.
Now now, you are just jealous that this man managed to make himself a millionaire as a waiter on board the ferries. He has then given up this clearly lucrative career to serve us, the public, to which we ought to be grateful.
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he eats enough for 2
has 2 jags
enjoys 2 women
surely he’s entitled to a cloned card as well?