January 19th, 2012

The Last Word on Prezz-a-Manger

“FORMER Hull MP John Prescott has been cleared of misusing a public credit card after officials revealed it had been cloned” screamed This is Hull before Christmas. Prezza briefed them that  £2,000 worth of camera equipment that had been bought on a government card was in fact theft. True, but Prezza then decided to spin this that he had been completely cleared of overseeing any inappropriate spending. He’s got greedy and is demanding an apology. It was left to Baroness Hanham to set the record straight in the Lords on Tuesday:

“For the avoidance of doubt, we have no evidence that spending in this period at venues such as the Star City Casino, Doyles Seafood Restaurant in Sydney and at Sydney Aquarium, all of which were associated with the visit of the then Deputy Prime Minister (the noble Lord), were cloned transactions.”

Give it up Prezza.

See also: Prezz a MangerPrezza’s Cabinet Office RantPrezza Should Chus His Battles More Wisely


  1. 1
    Lard Prescott says:


  2. 2
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    The fat slug.

  3. 3
    Steve Miliband says:

    Still I’m sure we will hear ad nauseum that his recent £40k from Rupert will be going to just causes. Well a man’s got to eat.

  4. 4

    Star City Casino is in Birmingham.
    All you can eat ribs £7.95.

    I think we know at exactly which venue Lord Johnny Prscoctt was.

  5. 5
    Steve Miliband says:

    All restaurants are SeeFood restaurants for our Dear Lord

  6. 6
    Labour=Looter's Friend says:

    Prescott = greed + corruption

  7. 7
    Jack Dromey says:

    He’s done nothing wrong.

  8. 8
    Mrs Hyacinths Bucket says:

    What’s the chance of Lord Porkscott donating his little windfall from the News of the Screws to charity ?

  9. 9
    Bawbag Survivor says:

    Give Prescott a break…..he was a very able Deputy Prime Minister and a hard working constituent MP…..he was (and is) a leading light in the socialist movement helping to create the fairer,more just society we live in today.His huge intellect helped the Labour movement leap forward to become an internationally aclaimed becon of hope for the deprived peoples of this world.

  10. 10
    50 Calibre says:

    So he did eat all the pies…

  11. 11
    nellnewman says:

    Well every palace needs a jester so I suppose prezza is the jester for the palace of westminster.

  12. 12
    Lard Prezza says:

    Jack Dromey’s done nothing wrong either!!!

  13. 13
    Onslow says:

    Not great…

  14. 14

    Oi! Jacqui Dromey!
    Declare your interests in the register.

    And then do the dishes. There’s good girl.

  15. 15
    Hugh Janus says:

    I don’t find his conduct in the slightest bit funny; in my book he remains a greedy, self-serving and incompetent oaf who, like so many, demeaned his high office. I trust that history will record him in this way.

  16. 16
    albacore says:

    So Prescott or any old Establishment jester can feed what he likes to some tentacle of the media and get it broadcast. Quelle surprise.
    Funny what absolutely, categorically, no way Jose lurks unreported and under wraps, though, ain’t it?
    Whatever you do, DON’T even think about Googling, say, Manchester + grooming + trial. That would be just plain naughty.
    Only grown-ups get to do things like that.

  17. 17

    I don’t recognise the one you’re writing about.
    There must be two of them.

  18. 18

    You’ll probably find history won’t record him at all.
    A footnote to a footnote about poor highways decisions taken at the end of the millennium.

  19. 19
    The Tudors says:

    Prescott shall sit in the royal kitchen turning a spit, but may only eat the bones left over by the hounds.

  20. 20
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Spelling mistake there. Should it read “bacon of hope”. ?

  21. 21
    Surely not says:

    Surely the noble Lord hasnt been lying through his teeth ? If he is then that would make him unfit for office in the same way shagging a government employee, behind your wifes back, on Government property in Government time. For example.

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    No Nell you couldnt be further from the truth. The Jester played a crucial role in speaking truth to power. Prescott is simply an oaf who should be prosecuted for misvonduct in public office. Any Junior civil servant who conducted themselves in the way he has would have bern sacked and prosecuted long ago.

  23. 23
    Bawbag Survivor says:

    I’m in ”trying to think like a Labour voter!…..It’s really really hard…..It’s so hard that I’ve come to the conclusion,there is no way millions of Britons are that thick/insane…….there must have been vote rigging on a massive scale!

  24. 24
    Rat's arse says:

    Hugh, you forgot to add loathsome, jumped up, two-timing, illiterate, pompous fat b@stard. In fact, typical Leiber scum.

  25. 25
    Rh- says:

    FAT LAZY INCOMPETENT THIEF! … and thats his good side!

  26. 26
    MajorFrustration says:

    Lets leave it to the BBC to right this evil wrong

  27. 27
    gildedtumbril says:

    What a fat greedy twat. Is he related, (We are all from Africa) in any way to the abbot creature?

  28. 28
    Tiktok says:

    People in possession of cloned cards use them to buy plasmas and cameras etc. They do not (usually) use them to buy a plate or two of barracuda with chips and a pickle.

  29. 29
    Nauseum is a sailors' museum says:

    People here spell ad nauseam as ad nauseum ad nauseam.

  30. 30
  31. 31
    Jayle bird says:

    That’s why a bunch of mozzy subcontinental liebour supporters are currently banged up. Hope Big Daddy is looking after them well. It’s illegal to use the back door where they come from too.

  32. 32
    Street robbery victim says:

    He waved a chipolata at me.

  33. 33
    I don't need no doctor says:

    You really are scum Prescott. You are no more than a scrounger.

  34. 34
    Handycock No1 Trougher in Parliament says:

    God almighty Prezza, you are even better at it than me. Jahbulon.

  35. 35
    Hugh Janus says:

    Feel free. However, there are insufficient words of adequate descriptive force to provide an accurate picture of this odious cretin. Even the usual expletives are pretty useless in his case.

  36. 36
    And finally.... says:

    Sorry Guido but the only “Last words” I want to hear in relation to Prescott and this matter are ” Guilty as charged, send him down”.

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    That is his special diet;see food & eat it.

  38. 38

    Lying, fat, useless prick

  39. 39

    Thats what you call PWNED! :-)

  40. 40
    john in cheshire says:

    Mr Prescott is not deserving of the title Lord, noble or otherwise. I didn’t vote for him; in fact, no normal people had a say in his ‘elevation’ to the HoL. You can’t polish a turd and that’s what he remains, no matter what he would like to be called.

  41. 41
    Tra Li says:

    Is that the Breacon Becon?

  42. 42
    Evil Landlord says:

    yes but he was really ill with bulimia during this time and that’s why he had to eat so much food. It wasn’t because he was a greedy fat pig but for medical reasons – honest ! Luckily now the tax payer funded overeating has ended he has suddenly made a full recovery.

  43. 43
    the scrote says:

    Prick simple!

  44. 44
    Pundit Too says:


  45. 45
    Pundit Too says:

    Certainly he is an international Beacon of gross self indulgence and venality.

  46. 46
    You fat bastard says:

    The other give away is the restaurant bill:
    – 8 seafood platters
    – 8 side orders of chips
    – gravy
    – 2 glasses of wine

  47. 47
    filipinomonkey says:

    Now now, you are just jealous that this man managed to make himself a millionaire as a waiter on board the ferries. He has then given up this clearly lucrative career to serve us, the public, to which we ought to be grateful.

    In breaking news, Greggs lorry hijacked on the A63, local man sought…

  48. 48
    Traycee says:

    I ‘ope it wasn’t the same one ‘e used on me – dirty old devil!

  49. 49
    socialist worker says:

    he eats enough for 2
    has 2 jags
    enjoys 2 women

    surely he’s entitled to a cloned card as well?

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