January 18th, 2012

Totty Watch: Scotland Tonight Boobs Miliband Interview


Good to see that ITV’s Scotland Tonight decided to put some subliminal messaging about Ed Miliband on to the monitors during their interview with his biggest fan Dan Hodges last night. If you are not at work you might enjoy the closest the Labour leader has got to a bounce in recent weeks. Fast forward to 13.02 here

UPDATE: A senior Labour source close to Dan Hodges gets in touch to stress that the interview was conducted at the ITN studios, not at the offices of Her Majesty’s Daily Telegraph…


  1. 1
    Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? says:

    I would think tits would be offened to be compared to two Eds.

    I do however think he will wipe the floor with Cameron today at midday.

  2. 2
    Gordon Brown says:

    Who’d like to see my man boobs?

  3. 3
    Ed's dead, baby, Ed's dead says:

    Wipe the floor with Cameron? That would be a first. Ed’s handed Cameron a load of ammunition with his confused backtrack on supporting cuts but saying they’re wrong at the same time. And with his union paymasters barking, I’d say Cameron has plenty with which to slap Ed around.

  4. 4
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Got bored after the 3rd advert – can’t be arsed to plough through all that for a pair of tits and Jock accents.

  5. 5

    No thank you, i`d imagine they`re even worse than my husband`s.

  6. 6
  7. 7
    Captain Shittino says:

    My name is Captain Shittino. I changed course just so I could wave to a friend on the shore. And then when I was ordered to go back on my ship to help look for survivors, I refused and got myself a taxi home instead.

  8. 8
    Le Chiffre says:

    Does Dan Hodges weep blood?

  9. 9
    Scotch TV says:

    My advice to anyone thinking of following Guido is don’t. Acres of ads then a quick flash of a man about to go under. His screen grab above is all you need to see.

  10. 10
    Sarah bristles at being asked about her inane tweets says:

  11. 11
    Sarah says:

    Check out mine.

  12. 12
    un believer says:

    Mr Gove (aka Plug from the bash street kids) here

    Anyone fancy spunking a few million on a royal yacht?

    How about I spend some of your cash on buying thousands of sky pixie manuals to celebrate the 401st anniversary of the St James Bible?

    Each one inscribed with a personal message from me, because nothing says humility and austerity like tax payers spending cash on bibles with my own message inscribed alongside the word of God.

    Not an egomaniacal misuse of tax payers funds at all.

    as if.

  13. 13
    Ex-Tory says:

    More to the point, what the f*ck is that leftie c*nt wearing? He looks like a sweaty nonce just released from a stretch for kiddy fiddling.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Ooh goody, a Scotland Tonight Player, what I’ve always wanted.

  15. 15
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I’m more shocked by the bloody silly basket. With a post it note.

    Birthdays in offices. Bastards.

  16. 16
    Everard P Burgerpenis says:

    Fast forward to 13:02 ? Just being able to fast forward to the end of all the irritating adverts would be a promising start … !

  17. 17
    Up shit creek says:

    Tits to the left of me, tits to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you!

  18. 18
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    As guido II said earlier today: “Boris wins”

  19. 19
    Loungelizard says:

    Might I propose Sarah for conversion to the new Royal Yacht. She’s wide in the beam and her ego is unsinkable.

  20. 20
    Goddess, Empress, Dictator Frau Merkel says:

    Nobody loves my Dedward Miliband poodle any more. If my massively fat black poodle would stop biting the white poodles then she might become leader of the pack.

  21. 21
    Waste of time says:


  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Oh, ffs !! Enough of this Ed obsession ! Further military redundancies announced today, ECHR tell us we can’t deport scumbags like Abu Qatada, Dave mulling over bunging the IMF a few more billion and this site’s fixated on a sub marxist, adenoidal, ineffectual nomark.

    We all know Ed’s shit but he’s not the one currently running this country like an Italian cruise liner. I’ll give you a clue – it’s the other lot.

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  24. 24
    København says:

    Oh! We all miss Gordon so.

  25. 25
    I'm effin Terry Wogan says:

    Yeah but imagine if the captain bails on us, then we are in for some deep poo. Imagine Ed steering a captsized cruise liner. Actually that would be quite a laugh if you wherent on board.

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Poor Mr Hodges. I don’t know who was responsible for his chemical peel but I hope he had a full refund.

  27. 27
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Praise indeed ! Will you be one of my new scriptwriters for my next re-launch ?

  28. 28
    Mornington Crescent says:

    By far the best suggestion for the Royal Yacht came from Martin Vander Weyer a few months ago:


  29. 29

    If Dan Hodges is Glenda Jackson`s son, who the f*ck is his Father? I`d always assumed that our Glenda was a devotee of the Bush, and i dont mean the G W variety.

  30. 30
    U Turn Chuka says:

  31. 31
    John Maynard Keyens says:

    In which case you’ll probably lurve this. http://s4c.co.uk/clic/e_live.shtml Mwynhewch!

  32. 32
    Grim says:

    Didn’t bother, just too many ads. Never going to visit that site again.

  33. 33
    Red Ted He's our man. says:

    Well said anonymong. Ed needs more people like you, keep up the good work and help to make sure Mili Mong leads Labour into the next election.

  34. 34
    Loungelizard says:

    That pretty well sums up Upchuka’s grasp of economics.

  35. 35
    Evil Landlord says:

    The boob shot was from last nights Shameless on Channel 4. Still available on 4OD.

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    How are you offened?

  37. 37
    Queen salmond says:

    Only the Scotch would watch a program called Scotland tonight. But what has Ed Miliband and Labour got to do with Scotchland, I thought they had left the Union?

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    That girl is selling a lot of DFS sofas, that’s all I can say…

  39. 39
    Sun Tan Man says:

    That was a V. strong and assured performance from @Ed_Miliband at #PMQs today.

  40. 40
    I'm effin Terry Wogan says:

    I think he should be the next leader of the Labour Party, he is welcome to it, with all seven of its followers.

  41. 41
    Chucky says:

    Very strong and assured performance from @Ed_Milliband at PMQs.

  42. 42
    smoggie says:

    That explains the Brown eye. I remember when Glenda’s son got glassed in the face and lost his eye.

    Anyway at least the bloke has a sense of humour unlike most earnest socialists.

  43. 43
    I'm effin Terry Wogan says:

    So bloody true only the scotch would watch a programme called Scotland tonight. They are so bloody scotch them scotch. What have they got to be so proud about? Battered Mars Bars? Sectarian violence? Midge Ure? Primal Scream? Give me the referendum vote, I will vote ‘Yes For Independence’ and they can have Billy Connelly if they really want him, I dont.

  44. 44
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Your smell will however linger on……….

  45. 45
    Spartacus says:

    after about 10 mins of ads and still no material . . .


  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Endless fucking adverts, got fedup waiting, isnt there a screencap somewhere?

  47. 47
    I'm effin Terry Wogan says:

    Everynight, he saved the Labour don’t you know, by saying how bad Ed really was. Then of course Ed was reading his blog on the Daily Telegraph website and decided he agreed with everything Dan said. So now Dan is happy. I think the Daily Telegraph will be a bit upset, having the ‘saviour’ of the Labour Party blogging from their site…ho hum…I hate Dan….nice tits though…also I hate Michael White by the way so bloody smug, what a cund. I don’t really hate Ed Miliband to be fair, I think he is kind of dorky in a good way, just that I don’t want any of the bastards behind him running the country, they had their chance, and failed miserably, why allow it again.

  48. 48
    Hava Nagila says:

    That was underwhelming.

  49. 49
    Another day another Bigot says:

    The interviewee is inglish you ignorant oaf. Dont let the truth get in the way of your bigotry.

  50. 50
    Pedobear says:

    how many fucking adverts on that video ?? Cameron and co should use ariel acitlift

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    I dont know why Sarah Brown uses twitter so much, its embarassing. Does she really think anybody is interested in what she is doing ?

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  53. 53
    Bawbag Survivor says:

    You British….What are you like?

  54. 54
    my tongue round Billy's rim says:

    what you see is what you get

  55. 55
    Sungei Patani says:

    He didn’t.

  56. 56
    The Doddering Old Fart says:

    Scotland Tonight. What a thrill. I bet the whole world watches it.

  57. 57
    MB. says:

    The Scottish Sun must read this site, they have now got the story.

    “Have I got nudes for you

    SHARP-eyed viewers watching STV’s flagship current affairs show got a surprise bulletin — when a NUDE blonde in the throes of passion flashed up on studio tellies.

    The X-rated romp was spotted on high-brow Scotland Tonight during a debate on Ed Miliband chaired by presenter John MacKay.”


  58. 58
    Pundit Too says:

    Why on earth is Guido showing pro Ken Livingstone adverts for London Mayor???????????????? Times must be hard if you have to take the devil’s shilling; or has his ethics slipped a few miles.

  59. 59
    Jock Strapped says:

    The sex scene is from a Band Of Brothers – some freudian reference to Millitwat’s pay masters?

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