Which half-pint Tory minister has taken to texting congratulations to members of the press who write critical articles of his equally ambitious Secretary of State?
Though he’s no stranger to controversy himself, could the Minister be oiling the cogs for a promotion?
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Alan Duncan?
Who knows, rats, I’ve just trodden in a steaming pile of Miliband.
How much is Cameron and Osborne going to give to his IMF m8,s this time thought we were skint
Andy Edinburgh
Dave is on record as saying no one has ever lost money by lending to the IMF.
Tonight we should be very very worried.
back to the matter in hand: you might be thinking Greg Barker …
but I couldn’t possible comment
Does it rhyme with Hunt ?
Incidentally, Kudos to Cameron for neatly side-stepping the trap set by Miliband about ‘changing course’. He was just begging for some quip about Italian Cruise ships so the bedwetters could then feign outrage about Cameron making a joke over a tragedy.
So what’s the definition of Italian Iced Coffee?
An EU immigrant with a nasty cold.
No, it’s Costa on the rocks
Cant we get that coastguard to order McDoom back to Parliament ?
You cannot be serious
The strangest change of course has to be that of Captain Ed Balls, never mind a ‘U turn he has manoeuvred a 360 degree turn, man the lifeboats!, women and children last!.
I can see you twitching from here, dear.
It’s not a change in course. It’s a three act play with a surprise ending.
The little tinker has to beat Dave on U turns yet
I believe he jumped ship and abandoned his brother
Please, please, please, don’t tell me he has got a brother as well, plan B Blinky MK 2.
I don’t think that Ed Miliband really understands what Alistair Campbell means by “spinning policy”
“Woolly” thinking??
Bob Neill is pretty ambitious
How tall is Nick Gibb
Who cares? Can he sing?
Any points for this one?
Aside, anyone else having a prob with the sidebar on this site?
Yes
It responds to double click. keep button held down on second click to move widget.
Just Guido having a problem with the right
Cheers
probably by some liebourite. Yes. <e too on irrespective of brousew. Posting comments is as well fucking awful. I think that GF's site nmust hav hacked e been. Aaaargh!
thank christ for the info blood pressure much reduced,,,,,
That and more besides. Switched to Google Chrome and normality seems to have been restored.
Remember to install the Chrome adblock app.
Could be all those lovely tracking cookies on this blog
The Conservative Party……….. Party fit for arse lickers?
You must be joking.
I thought it was a party full of dinosaurs myself with all that nonsense about keeping Scotland in the Union and keeping Falklands within the Empire.
It’s a pity Scotland isn’t part of the Falklands, as far away from England as possible.
Bigot alert = 44
If campaigning for Scottish independence makes you a bigot then I’m sure Salmond is happy to be called a bigot.
I really do not think that Alex Salmond really wants independence. he wants to look like he wants independence, then lose the vote and then blame the English for dirty tricks.
If he really wanted independence, he would insist on a truly democratic referendum for the WHOLE of the UK to have a say on the future make-up of the UK.
That way the English would be delighted to kick the Scottish into ex-dependence, self reliance and a socialist failed state status inside a decade.
I was in France skiing when it all kicked off in April 1982 and, to be honest, I actually imagined The Falklands to be somewhere between The Orkneys and The Shetlands.
Mind you, the puff was quite strong in those days. Bit of an anti-climax to find out it was just some shit-hole near Antarctica.
Understandable…there is a Falkland Palace in Fife hence the confusion.In fact the Falkland Islands was named after Lord Falkland by John Strong the British explorer who made the first landing on the island in 1690(so the Argies claims are rubbish as we claimed ‘em first)and named them after his financial backer
http://www.nts.org.uk/Property/Falkland-Palace-Garden/
Falkland Palace and the village of Falkland is actually quite nice. Olde Worlde buildings and suchlike.
It reminds me of England. When its not raining.
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Those who are not respectful can sod off.
I’ve got the solution to Scotland , swap the populations
Falkland islanders move up here with people they want to be with & the Scottish can have the falkland . And Then see how Argentina like living next door that lot
Deep fried empanada Mars Bars (popular delicacy)
Haggis y cheso (snack)
Tossing the Chileno (popular sport)
Tierra del Hadriano (tourist landmark)
More a sign that the current marxist in charge of Argenitalia has run out of other peoples money and is trying the usual sabre rattling.
Oh? I thought they’d ‘fixed’ their last episode of running out of other people’s money by stealing all private pensions.
You mean they’ve blown all the pension money too now?
It’s like looking at an eternal Labour Imbecility.
I’m Captain In Deep Shittino. I left my ship as passengers were drowning and hailed myself a cab home.
I am invincible – I have SAT NAV.
Cameron & Osbourne – duplicity incarnate.
“No British taxpayers money for the Euro bailout”
“The British Government strongly supports increasing our IMF contributions”
The pro EU Cameron regime has got to go – can we even call them Conservative?
Vote UKIP
If you want to deport Abu Qatada vote UKIP.
+1
If you want to support Liebour see a shrink
If you want to see Labour back in power, vote UKIP
Because blue socialism is SOOO different…
http://anti-citizen-one.blogspot.com/2011/06/those-cuts-in-full.html
Best vote for an impossible cure than the same old ConLibLab disease.
That’s what they used to try and frighten people with in Fucking Scotland. A vote for the S&P is a vote for Labour/Tories.
Look at them now. One foot out of the door.
Same with UKIP. Yeah, sure, they might have cost Cameron a majority in 2010 – but whose fault is that? UKIP? UKIP voters? Or Cameron for failing to guarantee an in/out vote.
In another few years it might be UKIP lording it over the T*ries and Labour just as Salmond is strutting about all over the shop in Fucking Scotland. As long as folk aren’t actively voting for the wicked and malicious party I don’t see what the problem is with folk voting UKIP or S&P or anything else. The key thing is to keep thge party of all the imbeciles away from power.
Completely agree Sophie and jgm2.
If the tories really want to win the next election, all they have to do is give us the binding EU membership referendum.
IF and when they do not, then it is the tory leadership who would be responsible for throwing a victory away and handing the government over to another bunch of politically correct, pro EU, pro massive immigration corporatist third wayers! Much difference from what we have now?
UKIP offer independence, Swiss style referenda based democracy, Massively simplified tax system so that the likes of VODAFONE would actually KNOW how much tax they owe so that they could actually pay it! A flat rate of income tax. Controlled immigration. An end to politically correct based division and oppression. A return to high standards in schools, free education at point of use for all, meaningful degrees, a return to proper law and order after scrapping our abused human rights act and instead a common sense bill of rights which will allow proper punishments and deterrents for criminals. A vibrant, dynamic and entrepreneurial economy where we can compete globally unhindered by Brussels. A realistic and empirical evidence based approach to climate and climate change. NOT the model based alarmism which is increasingly being proven to be class A Bullshit!
That is why I will be voting UKUP, regardless if they have a chance of winning, or whether I would be the ONLY person voting for them. This time, I will vote FOR the policies I want to see implemented. I cannot do that if I vote tory, labour or Liberal.
Once France got control of the IMF piggy bank, it became a fig-leaf for Dave and George
to send yet more millions across the Channel. I’m not surprised the general election has been notionally fixed for 2015, these people do not work for us.
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If it stands for countries standing on their own 2 feet… Then it is a good thing.
Coming back from another recent EC summit in Rome, various European leaders were forced to take the train due to a strike by Swiss ATC controllers; sitting together in the same compartment, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were Sarkozy, Cameron, Merkel and the young and very attractive female Irish foreign minister.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a kiss followed by a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, Sarkozy has a bright red, hand print on his cheek. No one speaks, everyone is extremely shocked and embarrassed.
Angela Merkel thinks: Sarkozy, not able to help himself, must have kissed the Irish girl in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The Irish girl thinks: Sarkozy, not able to help himself, must have tried to kiss me in the dark, but missed and kissed Merkel and she slapped his cheek.
Sarkozy thinks: Why me ? That perfidious Cameron must have groped the Irish girl in the dark knowing that I’d get the blame for it and she slapped me…the English bastard.
and Cameron thinks: I can’t wait for another tunnel, just so I can kiss the back of my hand again and smack that little French sod another time.
Comment of the day!
You wanna have a recycled joke as comment of the day? You sick cu’nt!
There’s no such thing as a new joke
Oh yes, there is! It requires a vivid imagination, though.
Michael Gove’s quite new…
Shamelessly ripped, I have to point out. You’re either an originator or a copier.
I think the Swiss could afford lighting in their trains?
Couldn’t think of an actual attractive politician to put in there? No wonder – herd of ugly bastards they are…
Occupy London Protes. Too much time, too far the protest, too much shit. Get a job you lazy fuckwits, or if you can’t get a job do some charity work. Oh and get a wash!
Plenty of jobs at the BBC for the protestors.
Maybe it’s my friend Ed Miliband. He should be in for a promotion some time soon.
Captain Schettino pulls ahead of Yvette Cooper in race to replace Ed as leader.
Don’t ‘rock’ the boat now!
When Gordon Brown attends parliament does he uses the Strangers Restaurant?
He uses the Cromwell Green visitors’ entrance.
Anyone just see the hilarious speech by one of the Occupy protesters about the court ruling permitting eviction? Couldn’t they get a better representative? To say she sounds dim is an understatement. And apparently one of them compared their protest to that in Syria. Because of course the police have been randomly shooting dead Occupy protesters or torturing them.
Good idea.
Future labour MPs?
ugly thing with a speech defect
was it a woman?
There is nothing that infuriates masochists more than people who refuses to whip them.
O’Neil/Shapps, got to be.
Bath time is my favourite time. I play with my rubber duck.
What happened to that Turkey Baster you used to squirt water with?
Yes, you do, dear. And just how many times have we had to call 999 to get your “rubber duck” extracated from the overflow?
occupy london have lost tp the corp of london good
i got beaten up down there protesting again those scum, Did you see the spokesthing. ugly (i think it was a female) and a speech defect
I would ask you to email them and give them what for
general@occupylsx.org
My brother David has sent me a gift. A ticket for a cruise on Costa Concordia.
Well, you missed the flight on 25 July 2000, didn’t you bro?
… not a gift bruvver, more of a transfer from one sinking ship to another
Have been playing Red Ken’s advert all day now ( sound set to mute ).
Will I wear it out or is it best to keep replaying ??
Do what you like. Nobody gives a shit.
You are a Labour MP and i claim my £ 5.
You’ve rumbled me! To whom should I bounce the cheque?
it is a little known fact that if you bounce a cheque in certain European countries your account is permanently closed and you are barred from holding or opening any others.
Dave in his eagerness to protect and improve the City of London will I understand be releasing draft details of enabling legislation in the very near future.
If Terry Blair had had such vision and foresight years ago Scotland would be safe today.
A Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down-wown
The medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
In a most delightful way
But your govt told me that sugar is bad for me. Please make your mind up.
No one has as much oil as me!
I’m a close second.
there is no oil and Vaseline in me .
just alcohol upon which vast amounts of tax have been taken by English usurpers.
Could it be that bearded, scruffy dinosaur lover, Paul Flynn?
All Ministers are doing such excellent jobs.
therefore there is no place for any up and coming whippersnappers no matter how talented they may be.
I will return and save you.
OI !!! Get back in ‘ere, you flid.
My name is Dave and I’m ever so blue
At least, that’s what we keep on telling you
And if you believe it, you’d believe owt
We do Tory here only when you vote
Which half-pint Tory minister has taken to texting congratulations to members of the press who write critical articles of his equally ambitious Secretary of State?
Though he’s no stranger to controversy himself, could the Minister be oiling the cogs for a promotion?
Dunno.
Phew! Glad we managed to clear that one up so quickly.
mark harper and his team are c’unts – is it him?
September 2011 – Miliband attacks ‘predatory capitalism’.
January 2012 – Cameron sets out his vision for a ‘moral capitalism’.
Better late than never, eh Dave?
The first time I read this joke it was about wartime France and starred agirl, a resistance man, a priest and a German officer!