January 17th, 2012

Tony’s Toxic Thai Trip

Much to SamCam’s distress, Dave was forced cancel his Christmas holiday to Thailand in 2010. He was meant to have been the guest of fellow old Etonian, and then Prime Minister, Abhisit Vejjajiva. However the little matter of a coup d’etat and the shooting of dozens of peace protesters made the trip a little tricky. Since July, Abhisit has been in opposition and is under investigation by the Thai Department of Special Investigations for over ninety deaths. That’s wasn’t enough to put one British leader off from pressing the flesh yesterday though:

Our Tone always pops up in the most interesting of places. Where next… Syria?


86 Comments

  1. 1
    Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? says:

    Tony Blair should be in hell!

    Or Scotland whatever is worse.

  2. 2
    Sir Pimple Timpleton says:

    Is that the same smile he used when greeting Gadaffi? By jove, I think it is.

  3. 3
    Mike Lewis says:

    Blair is possibly the most corrupt arsehole on the Planet:if there is money involved,he is as voracious as a Great White Shark.

  4. 4
    Alex Salmon Fishing says:

    He’s only trying to get to know mass murderers and bring them back into the fold…

    Gadaffi was a success story for the Rev of St Albion

  5. 5
    Cell time says:

    ‘one British leader’

    -eh? Leader of what?

    (when giving suggestions please be aware of the sensitivities of some readers)

  6. 6
    trigger says:

  7. 7
    Mandy Pandy says:

    And Labour to the core!

  8. 8
    Cell time says:

    I nominate Capt Francesco Schettino for the Gordon Brown award.

  9. 9
    NeverRed says:

    The bottler had only just sent for a cruising brochure last week, pity the bastard wasn’t on the ship in one of the submerged cabins with Blair on a reconciliation cruise!

  10. 10
    Greychatter says:

    As ther Old saying goes: Where there’s Muck there’s Money.

  11. 11
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Today’s not a day for soundbites.

    Today’s a day to get richer and richer.

  12. 12
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Between the two of them, I prefer blair. Because he kept his shirt on.

  13. 13
    Richard Kelham says:

    Blair? Labour? Don’t make me laugh.

  14. 14
    Sandra says:

    War criminal meets despot shock horror.

    And of course we have Cherie to thank for getting her husband to buy into ECHR – which means she makes loads of money defending the likes of Abu Qatada.

    How can a British Prime Minister surrender the right for Great Britain to deport its enemies?

    Europe are quite friendly with the Thai despot. Seems some criminals are accetable to them – afterall they would have Blair as president in a shot.

  15. 15
    SamCam says:

    My Dave’s got bigger tits that me!
    Not fair!!

  16. 16
  17. 17
    Soon, please let it be soon, says:

    Just waiting for him to turn up in his coughin.

  18. 18
    Anybody but Ed says:

    Makes your flesh crawl seeing him suck up like that. I hope conscience gets the better of him some dark knight when all the money he has made can no longer ease his soul.

    Think on Blair what has your legacy been………………..?

  19. 19
    Patpong says:

    Ping Pong Banana

  20. 20
    Gonk says:

    In my fevered imagination, Krakatoa 1883 or
    Mount St. Helens 1980. Perched on a deckchair,
    right on the top.

  21. 21
    Anybody but Ed says:

    argh NIGHT

  22. 22
    St.Tone says:

    Don’t forget that a majority of you numpties elected me three times — that’s democracy for you.
    Anyway its all for slotgob. She makes Eva Peron & Co. look like amateurs.
    !’m just a poor kafflick boy trying to make good. Move over Benny, its my turn now.

  23. 23
    Memory Lane says:

    Guido, don’t you have some old stories about British union leaders visiting Thai girlie bars in order to keep abreast of labour relations?

  24. 24
    Labour=Looter's Friend says:

    Where’s there’s money, there’s Blair.

    Is he still a member of Labour?

  25. 25
    Joss Taskin says:

    Pity the horse.

    Gordon still doing FA for his MP salary ??

  26. 26
    Merchant of Death says:

    Tony is trying to buy an aircraft carrier off the Thais for the Royal Navy to use. He’s a great patriot.

  27. 27
    Maximus says:

    Is that anywhere near Scotchland?

  28. 28
    Ugly says:

    is it a real horse or a rocking horse?

  29. 29
    tube_thumper says:

    the twat is guilty of treason alongside brown for ruining this country and selling our gold.

    They should both be immolated

  30. 30
    The General Public says:

    Balls, Sion Simon and Tom Watson all lunched together last weekend in Birmingham. Not at a local Labour club or anywhere else they might have to speak with some ghastly proles, but at Marco Pierre White’s new steakhouse at The Cube.

    Up the workers!

  31. 31
    MrAngry61 says:

    Bliar’s just an Economic Hitman – he circles the globe looking for sources of capital to expropriate.

  32. 32
    St. Tone of Truth says:

    Where there is money, I shall bring contracts,

    Where there is suffering, I shall turn the blindest eye,

    Where there is corruption, I shall lend my hand,

    Where there is despair, I shall bring soundbites.

  33. 33
    nellnewman says:

    “Since July, Abhisit has been in opposition and under investigation by the Thai Department of Special Investigations for over ninety deaths” and extremely wealthy to boot.

    Exactly the sort of politician bliar likes to befriend.

    As for sy ria and ass ad – does he have enough money to interest bliar?

  34. 34
    Jack Ketch says:

    They were LADYBOY bars for Christsake! Get your facts right.

  35. 35
    Handycock Phd (Troughing) says:

    Your simple innocence amazes me. Politics=Corruption, always has always will. Blair is no different from the rest of us, we are all in it for the money. Look how I run Portsmouth, get the right people in and you can do what you want. Look at our Lib Dem Lord Mayor.

    http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politics/portsmouth_s_lord_mayor_in_waiting_denies_wrongdoing_1_2616537

    She even has her own Twitter site.

    https://twitter.com/#!/CllrCherylBuggy

    People have reported these frauds to the senior Officers Portsmouth City Council and the Police. Outcome nil. You ask why? Boaz.

  36. 36
    Anonymous Misogynist says:

    Erm…It’s not the cough that carries you off it’s the coffin they carry you off in…!

  37. 37
    Blair? Labour? says:

    I think not. Blair was in the enrich Tony Blair party. And no other.

  38. 38
    Jo Bloggs says:

    St. Anthony of Blair makes very little money. If he did he would have a very big tax bill, wouldn’t he?

  39. 39
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – is there anything at all Blair wouldn’t do for money?

    He is a shameless spiv.

  40. 40
    Don Quikon says:

    Ninety deaths? The Thai bloke is an amateur compared to Blair sending our boys into battle without properly armoured vehicles or rushed into Iraq with no plan and hundreds of thousands of people died in the years of chaos.

  41. 41
    Cherie Blair says:

    Oh, dear, Guido’s publicising Tony’s trip to Thailand– and here I thought Tony could get away with collecting yet another bung unnoticed!

  42. 42
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Which one will have the biggest arse?

  43. 43
    Wendy Bendy says:

    Of course, Blair was Labour’s greatest success. Didn’t they all love him – a new day has dawned, has it not?

  44. 44
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Yeah I remember all those Labour revolts, mass defections and resignations during the Bliar ye@rs by all the “re@l socialists”.

    Except for one minor detail, they never happened.

    For 95% of the time Labour were entirely happy with the lying fraud. Now of course he was never “one of us comrade”.
    Do you ever wonder why lying socialists and lying socialism are so despised?

  45. 45
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Yeah sure he was and you were so stupid you fell for it too. So what does that make you?

  46. 46
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Did Schettino write a book on bravery too?

  47. 47
    Tony Blair Millionaire says:

    Rubbish. I was Labour’s most successful Prime Minister, leading the Party out of 17 years in the wilderness, and winning two further General Elections.

    Labour voters can hardly wash their hands of me, denying that I was Labour, when they themselves voted me into Number 10 not once, not twice, but three times. You all knew what you were doing.

  48. 48
    København says:

    This is all very well, or not, but I came here looking for Alizée vids.

  49. 49
    Chuka Umunna says:

    Need any help with your tax avoidance, Tone? Oh, nope – you seem to be doing fine as it is. Even better than me.

  50. 50
    Splooge says:

    Christ, how did we ever elect this c\unt?

  51. 51
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Luckily for you Tone, the tories had what Labour now have. A series of non-entities who are unelectable. What a coincidence huh?

  52. 52
    When "Cool Britannia" was good ?? says:

    Yes it’s amazing isn’t it….cast your mind back to 1997…wasn’t the BBC(and some in the press) lauding him to the rafters as the”Straight Sorta Guy” dynamic young leader who single-handedly saved the Monarchy, brought peace to N Ireland freed Kosovo and gave the leadership that this country needed to make it respected throughout the World >We were told that he’d change British Society(well he did that and no mistake).

    But then again the BBC and certain sections of the press also of course thought Brown was a very good Chancellor…

  53. 53
    Anon says:

    Could you re-type that in English?

  54. 54
    Legal system no longer fit for purpose says:

    ECHR = the work of the Devil

  55. 55
    A BBC Spokesperson says:

    I recall Broadcasting House awash with empty champagne bottles after every wonderful victory for progessive socialsm too.

    Those were the days comrade!

  56. 56
    Deep Froat says:

    Here here

  57. 57
    Grateful Yvette says:

    Rubbish. My Ed Bollux has a big entity. Take my word for it.

  58. 58
    Tessa Tickles says:

    “How can a British Prime Minister surrender the right for Great Britain to deport its enemies?”

    That’s an excellent question, which our cretinous MPs would do well to answer, if they can spare the time between expense-fiddling and eating in silver-service HoC restaurants at our expense.

    Another excellent question: why is a suspected terrorist, an avowed enemy of Britain and its allies, a foreigner who hates us and who has contributed nothing to our society allowed to claim £800 each week in benefits? Perhaps if Camoron can stop hugging hoodies or huskies or planning his £32billion HS2 railway/white elephant for 5 minutes, he could answer the question.

  59. 59
    It's time for snub... says:

    .
    .
    The money grubber believes in nudge.

  60. 60
    Not surprised says:

    “Hi. I’m Tony. Are you rich? Then I will be your friend!”

  61. 61
    Sam --- it's me at No.10 now luvvy says:

    Hi Sherry Dahling.
    Are you going to give us a blow by blow account of this trip, just like that absorbing report from Balmoral. (Apologies M’am for reminding you about slotjob’s embarrassing visit)

  62. 62
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    Maybe Abhisit can help bring about peace in the Middle East? Sounds like it would be right up his street and that’s what Tony’s job is isn’t it?

  63. 63
    Grim says:

    Tony is scum of the worst kind.

  64. 64
    Grim says:

    Where? Where?

  65. 65
    Grim says:

    Hope she falls off.

  66. 66
    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Queen Street says:

    Handy. These ignorant people will one day realise how the system really works. Keep up the good work, the few intelligent MP colleagues of yours who are not members are stampeding to get in, presumably they need our protection as well. Jahbulon.

  67. 67
    I don't need no doctor. says:

    If Blair was prepared to lie about Iraq, take us into an illegal war, and still continue to lie, then why should we be surprised when he grabs money from anyone however dispicable.
    As with all labour members lying and denial come far too easily.

  68. 68
    The End of the Piers Show says:

    Vajjajiva was seen wiping his hands after greaseball Blair shook them…..

  69. 69
    The End of the Piers Show says:

    Isn’t there any way Tony Blair, Millionaire can ever be brought to justice?

  70. 70
    Hava Nagila says:

    I think we all remember the pictures of Tony in front of No.10 with his lips locked to Assad’s sphincter.

  71. 71
    Hava Nagila says:

    Yes. Just take a left when you get to Engerland – assuming the hordes of feral Engerlish youths don’t stab you, eat you and set you on fire.

  72. 72
    Christ says:

    No body up here has any idea why either

  73. 73
    M says:

    Be fair they wouldn’t eat you unless there was a large fries with the deal

  74. 74
    M says:

    What was it Clarkson once said ?

  75. 75
    er um says:

    I thought the decision of the Court was that he could not be sent back to Jordan.

    So why can’t he be sent somewhere else? Like Guantanamo frinstance??

  76. 76
    Pun ter says:

    I’m rich ! Yes Siam. [Try that on for size].

  77. 77
    Desperate Dan says:

    I hope the Foreign Office has made absolutely plain to countries and heads of state round the world that Tony Blair is a deluded loon and that he does not, and never will, represent Britain and its people.

  78. 78
    Desperate Dan says:

    He grabbed a small fortune from British taxpayers but happily for him the evidence in the form of receipts and claim forms got shredded “by mistake”.

  79. 79
    David laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    He should be thoroughly investigated from his expenses, abusing his former position for gain after leaving office, to the illegal Iraq war, Dr Kelly’s death, Levison’s media inquiry etc etc.

  80. 80
    Pannasit says:

    Abhisit Vejjajiva is a modern Thai liberal who graduated from Cambridge and came from a long line of loyal servants to the Chakri dynasty. Abhisit had democratic ambitions for Thailand, and is the leader of the Democrat Party, Thailand’s oldest and most respected political party. Abhisit is very well respected among leaders of civilized democracies like England.

    If it wasn’t for the Red Shirt mobs who tried to violently overthrow the universally revered King Bhumibol the Great, Abhisit was well on the way to building a democratic Thailand under the wise royal vision. The Red Shirts were NOT “peace protesters” – there are photos of them carrying dangerous weapons. They even tried to march to Siriraj Hospital where the King is staying and burn it down!

    The Department for Special Investigation is a Gestapo created by the convicted-tyrant Thaksin Shinawatra to hound his political enemies. The 90 Red Shirts who died in 2010 were assassinated by Red Shirt leaders to make Abhisit’s government look bad, give the Red Shirts an excuse to overthrow the monarchy, and establish a Shinawatra dynasty. But the dead shouldn’t be blamed: they were mostly uneducated farmers and taxi drivers who were paid 300 baht a day by Thaksin to protest… and they ended up being sacrificed like prawns.

    Thailand is a modern country and should not be lumped in the same category as Syria, and Abhisit Vejjajiva is one of the greatest Prime Ministers Thailand has ever had. Blame Thaksin.

  81. 81
    Pannasit says:

    Despite his modest wealth, Abhisit is not a capitalist!

    Before starting his career in politics, he was a guest speaker at the prestigious Chulachomklao Royal Military Academy. Not for a single day in his life has he worked for a capitalist company. And he didn’t manage the kingdom as a personal company like the convicted thief Thaksin Shinawatra did.

    Any wealth that Abhisit has reported is from his wife and his parents. Both of his parents are successful England-educated physicians and his father was appointed a Director of Charoen Pokphand, one of Thailand’s most successful corporations. He received pocket money from them, but he is a follower of King Bhumibol the Great’s Sufficiency Economy Theory, and is a humble and simple man.

  82. 82
    gripper stebson says:

    A battle axe on a war horse!!!

  83. 83
    Anon Hacked off Being bleed dry Voter says:

    Just wait until the London Olympics starts then it will be wall to wall coverage of St.Tony 24/7………..oh yes there will be small amount of air time devoted to those taking part in the various events. Of course the Biased Broadcasting Company know as the BBC will devote a major part of its coverage to singing the praises of Bliar…..and licking his ann*l regions on his his devious achievements.

    The London Olympics are the major sponsors of Windrush Ventures unLimited , a Tony Bliar Company, whose articles of association are to run rings round the HM Tax & Revenue, and pay little or no tax……..Some are more equal than others

  84. 84

    ”Abhisit Vejjajiva is one of the greatest Prime Ministers Thailand has ever had. ”

    When was it that he was elected by the Thai people to become the Prime Minister of this ”democratic Thailand” that Abhisit was well on the way to building? I can’t seem to find any evidence of him ever winning an election.

    ”The Red Shirts were NOT “peace protesters” – there are photos of them carrying dangerous weapons.” ……..True. There were some protestors who were armed and were fighting back against the military but considering what they were up against, even if it cannot be condoned, it is perhaps understandable. The events of 2009 when the military opened fire on demonstrators had a lot to do with the extremes that people were willing to go to in 2010. The absence of pictures showing these hordes of armed protestors tells it’s own story unless you deem hand clappers, bamboo and sling shots amongst these dangerous weapons.

    ”They even tried to march to Siriraj Hospital where the King is staying and burn it down!”………..When did this event take place? As you well know, this event did not happen. Let’s keep this real.

    ”The 90 Red Shirts who died in 2010 were assassinated by Red Shirt leaders to make Abhisit’s government look bad”…….Come on! I suppose you also believe the Suthep line that the protestors were only killed because they were ”running into bullets” is also true? There is more than enough evidence that shows that the military were the cause of the majority of the killings that took place in 2010. You can never rule out the possibility that there were other factors involved too but that is the same for any situation that is going on around the world at the moment.

    ”they were mostly uneducated farmers and taxi drivers who were paid 300 baht a day by Thaksin to protest…”……….Again not true. As with the previous protestors who closed the airport and took over Government house, you had a wide cross-section of all parts of Thai society present at the demonstration.

    Many people who had demonstrated against Thaksin were also demonstrating against the fact that a military coup was carried out to get him out instead of going through the democratic process that many Thai’s had held sacred since 1992.

    One of the interesting observations during the demonstration at Rachaprasong was watching the dynamics of the crowd change in the evenings from about 5pm when people would arrive after finishing work and settle down for the night outside Central World and stay there until about 6am when they would return home to get on with their normal working day. These people were local business owners, teachers, office workers, retailers etc. To try and portray the people there as sheep who did not understand what they were doing shows your total lack of understanding of why people were there and what they were there for.

    ”sacrificed like prawns”…….”Abhisit Vejjajiva is one of the greatest Prime Ministers Thailand has ever had”……………….I think both these comments speak for themselves.

    ”Blame Thaksin”……………While I will never be his biggest fan, he sure seems to be getting blamed for a hell of a lot of things that are wrong in Thailand at the moment :-)

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    “sacrificed like prawns”.

    Isn’t it great when one typo reveals the utter idiocy of the contributor.

  86. 86
    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    Blair is not a British leader.


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