Ellie Keeps the Red Flag Flying From the Outside
It seems Ed Balls’ most loyal Twitter fan can’t get used to life on the outside, Ellie Gellard used to Tweet relentlessly for Ed Balls when he was running for leader. Having left his entourage to go work for Tetra Strategy, the Twitter foghorn formerly known as BevaniteEllie is now “Head of Digital” for the shady spinmeisters.
And look what a difference it has made to their Twitter feed:
Ed M welcoming Cameron's move (following his) onto attacking "crony capitalism"… says if this becomes battle ground "bring it on"—
Tetra Strategy (@TetraStrategy) January 10, 2012
Tory HQ (unsurprisingly) insist Cameron was correct while Labour HQ send Lord Adonis out to attempt to clarify his 2009 decision. Politics!—
Tetra Strategy (@TetraStrategy) January 11, 2012
Gove now rowing back (!) on suggestions he called for publicly funded Royal yacht.—
Tetra Strategy (@TetraStrategy) January 17, 2012
Compare that to the more neutral offerings put out before she arrived. Though Tetra was set up by former Labour figures, they have been trying to ingratiate themselves with Tories, most notably with their hiring of the disgraced expenses cheat Julie Kirkbride.
Someone better tell the new kid though…
She does remind me of Ed Balls, she seems very spiteful.
Although it is something that i noticed mainly effects those on the left.
So young, so dumb, so full of schettino
Beauty fades.
Stupidity lasts forever.
Inflation down again. What would the Misery Index say? Would it be up or would it be down?
The BoE obviously don’t use the same shops as the rest of us. Hedonic changes probably account for most of the “drop”.
She will do for me, regardless of what she is saying. Anyone know her number?
we’ve all got your number, arsehole.
Here ’tis, big guy. Boaz.
Brainwashed.
Oh Dear! Another silly little girl Labour poodle. They do try but they are so thick they can’t make an impact. One day I’ll be lucky and find a Labour poodle with some intelligence.
My mum and dad had a toy poodle, it would run around the garden chasing what was left of it’s tail, daft as a brush it was.
I think it’s a minister in the shadow cabinet now
There was one on my paper round when I was a youngster. It was a big black bastard of a dog and this one time, it bit me on the face with its jaws open wide and I could see the dangly bit at the back of its throat. I’d definitely stick the toy variety of the poodle. The standard poodle is a deeply mental animal and will rip off you face.
Thankfully I’m still a handsome devil
>find a Labour poodle with some intelligence.
There’s something really wrong about this sentence, but I just can’t quite put my finger on it…
More like a labour poo than a poodle.
Pull the flush and its goodbye Ellie
Welcome to equality ladies…
http://voxday.blogspot.com/2012/01/youve-come-long-way-baby.html
Best quote there was http://www.durham21.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/feminists.jpg t shirts being worn by the crew.
She’s just a st*pid airhead. Silly little shitehead.
Is someone looking for me?
Empty vessels…
Can’t tell from that photo but I suspect you’re right.
There seems to be an echo in there…in there…in there!!!!
Has she been postively yvetted?
No Ellie! I said cock your head!
Thanks for the tip off Guido as I now know not to do business with this company since they see fit to employ this stupid girl.
yes i agree.
out of work graduates who have experience of the real world cannot get a job.
imagine employing this kid in anything other than a secretarial role.
TETRA STRATEGY HAS DEVISED A NOVEL APPROACH GIVING US AND OUR CLIENTS THE INSIGHT TO SEE AND MASTER COMPLEX PATTERNS. DEVELOPED FROM CONTEMPORARY AND EMERGING THEORIES OF COMPLEXITY AND CHAOS, WE ARE BRINGING THE SCIENCE OF INFLUENCE AND OPINION TO THE ART OF STRATEGIC COMMUNICATIONS
This is the description of themselves on their homepage (!) It’s actually like something Alan Partridge would come up with.
(You know, there are people who genuinely think that those who speak in this way must be fantastically intelligent, rather than sad bullshitters.)
Stupid useless cow cant even get the Gove story right. He never suggested public funding.
Never let the facts get in the way of the story. Daliy Mirror rule number 1 that. Besides the facts can be fabricated later on to suit the political rant.
Poor old Balls, he never seems to get a break. That’s what happens to turds.
she is so fit
Alizée has a much better arse.
Ah yes, but Alizée is a goddess whereas this tart is just a stupid, bloated bint – d’you see?
She’s probably more suited to one of Rodney trotters adult art magazines
The Yeti
Wikipedia community
Believe it mate. It’s already happening.
Is that you, E? Can’t sleep?
E has been quiet today. I’ll bet she’s up to no good.
That is what I am hoping…
Isn’t Order-order.com US-based? That’s what we’ve always heard when the subject of super-injunctions is raised. How would this law affect Don Guido, then? Does anybody know– how about you, Neo? Has your brief told you what it means to you?
We are building a one world government, it is important that this government does not include the end user, you.
Why doesn’t she get a job in the real world?
The last time I checked her hero Nye Bevan wasn’t a communications guru or a Smith Square lobbyist, he worked down a mine before joining a union and then going in to politics.
The people around Labour, with their smartphones and thousand pound suits, have no idea how normal folk live.
Now now you don’t expect parasites like Ellie to get a real job do you?
You should feel pity for her – imagine how desperate you have to be to hang around a fetid slug like Balls
Oi!!
Do you mind!
Right. That’s it. I’ve had enough (retch, swallow).
It’s handbags at dawn Virginia
Ellie get thee to a minery?
No !
Leave my man alone ladyboy.
Another Rubrik’s pube finished in record time.
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Is she where the eagles fly, on a rug so high?
Won’t be long until one of the Eagles has landed.
Hahaha!!
I think it’s disgusting that David Cameron is rich. How can he understand the ordinary person? What’s that? Sorry but I won’t answer questions about the price of my suits. These are just personal attacks against me.
Key workers are just as important as outreach coordinators and Pig Grims.
http://bbc.in/wSb692
Is she trying to play divide and rule ??
divide and rule who
There are far too many non jobs within the westminster circle. It would be interesting to know the total salaries paid to people like the young lady above.
Do these people actually believe they are contributing anything to the UK, and do they actually believe the shit they write.
Bevy Ellie is just an arselicking, unintelligent, socialist parasite. No wonder the economy is going down the tubes when silly little girls are head of digital. Time to employ REAL talent and get this pathetic excuse for a economy on its feet again.
Right. So what the british economy needs is much better bullshitters, who have a REAL talent for making us swallow shitey lies?
When I were a lad, “head of digital” was the bloke on the market who put new batteries in your watch.
Isn’t ‘digital’ something to do with fingers?
Finger and thumb for a proper bowling ball hold. Unless it’s Ms. D. Fatbot in which case use both hands.
and make sure someone’s holding on to your boots
Look mate, give the girl a break. She`s young, talented, feisty and full of spunk, i should know i b*nged her last night.
you sure Chuka? you look like a bit of a mincer to me
Ah swings like the pendulum do…..
each way bet.
leave no hole unplugged.
That cruise ship captain reminds me of Tony Blair and Tony Blair reminds me of that cruise ship captain.
They both jumped ship just as their vessels hit the rocks and refused to go back.
Something like that happening could really screw up your day.
Where is the Misery Index?
It is noteworthy that when inflation falls Guido & Neo-Guido don’t bother to show it.
They only want to show bad news. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
God! It took you long enough!!!!!!
Sadly, there will come an age when money will have to change hands in the opposite direction for that category you identify.
For now though repetitive strain injury looms.
I will not tolerate any lack of gallantry towards the wise and beautiful Ms. Gellard.
At least she shaves.
Any relation to Wellard ?
Yeah, she’s his and Sonia’s lovechild.
See. Europe is good.
Nothing wrong with Europe ( except it’s bankrupt ) it’s the EU that needs destroying.
YOPS scheme works then?
“Common People”
She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge
She studied sculpture at Saint Martin’s College, that’s where I caught her eye.
She told me that her Dad was loaded
I said in that case I’ll have a rum and coke-cola.
She said fine and in thirty seconds time she said, I want to live like common people
I want to do whatever common people do, I want to sleep with common people
I want to sleep with common people like you.
Well what else could I do – I said I’ll see what I can do.
I took her to a supermarket
I don’t know why but I had to start it somewhere, so it started there.
I said pretend you’ve got no money, she just laughed and said oh you’re so funny.
I said yeah? Well I can’t see anyone else smiling in here.
Are you sure you want to live like common people
You want to see whatever common people see
You want to sleep with common people,
you want to sleep with common people like me.
But she didn’t understand, she just smiled and held my hand.
Rent a flat above a shop, cut your hair and get a job.
Smoke some fags and play some pool, pretend you never went to school.
But still you’ll never get it right
‘cos when you’re laid in bed at night watching roaches climb the wall
If you call your Dad he could stop it all.
You’ll never live like common people
You’ll never do what common people do
You’ll never fail like common people
You’ll never watch your life slide out of view, and dance and drink and screw
Because there’s nothing else to do.
Sing along with the common people, sing along and it might just get you thru’
Laugh along with the common people
Laugh along even though they’re laughing at you and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that poor is cool.
I want to live with common people, I want to live with common people [etc..]
I prefer Petula clark, myself.
When I see middle class gals spouting socialist shite I always think of that song, my lady.
I did prefer Catalina, but thou hadst promised me sons; hence, I did abjure the Church and did dump the olde bag, the better that I should marry thee and continue my lineage. Thou wert an whore, and paid for it with thine head. Thou didst not even get the bearing-sons deal right, didst thou? Well, I say, verily, nobody giveth a monkey’s that which thou preferest, and shut thy slutty gob.
I`ll have Women`s aid on to you, my Lord.
Tower Hill return, and a single for the wife.
What do mean, my Lord, i`m due at the hairdressers tomorrow!!
loved her when she went downtown
Yeah, i know a place alright.
I make a ton of dosh at Tetra, yah!
They should stick to keeping orange juice fresh.
Remember, comrades. The leader is good, the leader is great.
Another young no nothing socialist for fuck sake.
I saw Dan Hodges on tv today described as an ex GMB official.
How many years did the son of Glenda Jackson spend as a boilermakers apprentice to earn the right to gob off on tv?
got an exemption for being such an ugly cun*t – not surprising with that old minger as his Mum
Has Billy been stabbed whilst on fence duty?
He’s busy watching cricket.
https://twitter.com/#!/search/realtime/ontablets
and sucking cut cock
The litany of errors this captain made are truly disgusting. He went off course because he wanted to wave to a friend on the shore, and then failed to return to his ship when ordered to do so. Lives have been lost because of this c unt. Put simply, he’s fucked. There’s no way he won’t get a massive life sentence. Over here he’d get compensation for emotional distress at being arrested.
There’s nowt like a fair trial after you’ve hung someone.
That’s the way I used to run things. Had a remarkable effect on the crime rate in my county.
Why does this ship remind me so strongly of our Wonderful Euroland, our strong Euro Economies and our well ordered Euro Societies.
It’s just a shame that it fell on its side and the most stylishly attired Capitain chose to run away when duty called.
You pay for it one way or another.
Don’t people usually hire lobbyists so that, when they knock on government’s door, they find it open? Someone ought to tell the lass…
Has she just overdone the eyeliner or do I detect an uncanny resemblance to Russell Brand?
Perhaps they are related?
no – just both useless cun*ts
I bet pretty much every staff member, consultant, founder at TS is totally full of shite. H
Tetra Strategy’s website appears to be a wind up.
http://www.tetra-strategy.co.uk/about
If I were one of its clients I’d wnt to keep quiet about it. a
Blimey, what a load of pseudo-intellectual clap-trap. I’m surprised they didn’t throw the word “quantum” in there too.
I bet pretty everyone involved with Tetra Strategy (including client’s staff engaging with them) are full of shit. How many of their contracts involve public money? I have to admit a small part of me admires the art of bullshit but I mainly despise it and those that are good at it.
Damn my laptop & browser.
Is Rushridger on Levenson live at the monment?
when sitting on the lavatory doing poo, I have found my bowels are evacuated more efficiently if I do a Mexican Wave movement when the turtle appears
STOP PRESS:
Alan Rusbridger has NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER met Tony Blair or Gordon Brown. He has only met Cameron – once.
Typical labour. She has absolutely no idea about sound business principles.
Business Rule no1 – don’t alienate or antagonise your customers.
“Inflation is down.” (Some commenters above)
No, it is not. The rate at which inflation is rising is slightly less this month than it was last month, at 4.2% per annum rather than at 4.8%.
That is still more than double the laughably-imposed government “target” of 2% per annum. And yet, so far from being dismissed, the BoE committee are now talking of further “quantitative easing” — otherwise known as clipping the currency — on the grounds that inflation is falling.
In the old days, they would have been hanged.
Let us not forget Tetra’s role in forcing Fox to resign -
Surely Tetra doesn’t really pay her to churn out this drivel?
Oh, Ellie is such a little “garl” isn’t she?
Unprofessional and an eternal 16-year-old.
hubba hubba