Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
Cameron is Having a Shocker | Iain Martin
UKIP Still Back Flat Tax | London Loves Business
Dave Will Probably Win in 2015 | Dan Hodges
EU’s Tax Harmonisation Agenda | Dan Hannan
Tories Have Always Sneered at Party Faithful | Simon Heffer
French Youth Fleeing Socialism | Reason
Councils Should Not Blow Cash Subsidising Arts | Harry Phibbs
Old Holborn on Twitter Exile | Backbencher
Attorney General Warns Press Over Rebekah & Andy | Media Guido
UKIP Pros and Cons | Allister Heath
“The Double Income No Kids Existence” | Alex Deane
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Ah! Monika says:
Google-eyed-Dave
I recognize this one. Unfortunately.
Slightly wider gob, alright, much wider gob, would have naild it.
Where’s the bird shit?
Where is his cat? – been very quiet recently
Quite agree, Bob.
Bod – you don’t know when to shut up? We’ve heard it all before. Too loud, too boring.
“Too fast – Too deep” (great spin) now on rocks as those countries who followed the labour/socialst less fast – less deep route all lost thier AAA rating and now facing higher costs – tougher in a defecit !!!!
So now its “We will inherent an economic mess from the tories” – again great spin – but ofcourse this is due to the labour mess left in the first place.
and thier economic plan
VAT Tax cut – a plan so good when labour last tried this they thrown out of government so fast it was unreal….
lol
Once more they miss the obvious joke…
A sinking ship with “Cary On Spending” and Ed and Ed – would have been sooooo funny –
Maybe its about irony.
Look, what I thay ith thith, under my leaderthip the Labour party are thpewing out thplendid polithieth too far and too fatht for the Torieht to keep up with. It all maketh perfect thenthe if you’ll jutht lithen to me…hello? Hello? Ith anyone there?
Thtop taking the pith!!!
Wasn’t there some cyanide involved in Schrodinger’s original thought experiment?
Of course, it’s misunderstood – he put the idea up as an explanation of how absurd quantum theory was; it doesn’t matter how fancy the maths, you cannot be two things at once. Neither can Ed.
But people always get the King Canute story wrong nowadays as well.
I blame Labour miseducation.
And Culloden, people seem to believe it was an English V Scots battle when in fact it was Catholic Stuart V Protestant Hanovarian. It was The Boyne part 2.
It was also very much Lowland Scots v Highland Scots.
He can’t do one thing at once never mind two.
I spotted two spelling mistakes – the letter N is missing, twice.
+1
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Guess who loves
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Who?
Although poorly executed… spot on. Who knows which way Teddy Eddy the Lispy Goon will go with his responsible captitalism platitudes.
Is that Hugh Grant?
Guido, I think SC deserves the original.
Not another Ed Miliband epiphany?
Ed’s eureka moment of the day is always a source of amusement.
Can’t wait………
That’s my boy. Oh no he isn’t.
Why? No pe-a, no ri-ce.
Cut his Balls.
Not another Ed Miliband epifanny?
Ed’s your-eeka moment of the day is always a sauce of amoosement-
Can’t wait for today’s ophering……
The twats a Kipper – two faced and no guts
Shhhhh … you’ll wake him up.
It’s the original pushme-pullme, still if Dave Boy can u-turn so can Teddy boy
Look at this Ed – real leadership! Instead of arguing over cuts and trying to invent new marxist ways to tax people in ‘big houses’ or taxing performance related bonus payments what about growing the ‘pie’ so everyone benefits.
We are constantly being told that our trade with europe amounts to 50% of our trade’ well with the EU in a tailspin, that seems to be getting worse, this 50% is no longer a strength it is a vulnerability.
By all logic it will be easier to grow the other 50% in the new tiger economies – so how about you and your union paymasters thinking about ways to help our manufacturing exporters rather than class warfare and the negative politics of envy!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/9016975/There-is-a-golden-opportunity-to-be-seized-in-Asia.html
+1
And we had to give up most of the commonwealth and overseas trade to get into the common market in the first place. As Enoch Powell would say – repent at leisure
Absolutely spot on!!……+25
Problem is, we used to sell the rest of the world manufactured goods & equipment at competitive prices. Nowadays they make it cheaper and sell it to us. That is why they are tiger economies in the first place.
And, in case nobody noticed, most of our steel industry in now owned by an Indian company.
Our only way forward at present is to sell luxury goods to countries with even higher manufacturing costs – i.e., Western Europe.
Also, most of the non-white commonwealth is in a bigger mess than we are.
Welcome to the 21st century.
OK then cut the ‘red tape’, slash the council tax for manufacturing industry, tell the unions to piss off, tell elf and safety to stuff their clipboards, introduce a maximum 15% corporation tax for exported goods outside of the EU – Oh! and go take a ‘peek’ at communist China to see how they are attracting manufacturing industry.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Nаturаl mіnеrаl wаtеr Sаrаjеvskі Kіsеljаk sprіngs frоm а dеpth оf 150 tо 300 mеtеrs, еnrіchеd wіth mіnеrаls іn іts nаturаl flоw thrоugh оld еruptіvе rоcks. Nаturаl аnd crystаl clеаr, wіth а bаlаncеd mіnеrаl rаtіо, Sаrаjеvskі Kіsеljаk іs bоttlеd by stаtе-оf-thе-аrt tеchnоlоgіеs.
Аccоrdіng tо іts prоpеrtіеs, Sаrаjеvskі Kіsеljаk іs sоdіum-cаlcіum-mаgnеsіum-hydrоgеn-cаrbоnаtе-sulphаtе аcіd mіnеrаl wаtеr аnd іs аmоng thе bеst mіnеrаl wаtеrs іn thе wоrld. Thаnks tо іts cоmpоsіtіоn, іt hаs аn еxcеptіоnаl аnd rеfrеshіng tаstе аnd а bеnеfіcіаl еffеct оn humаn hеаlth, hеlpіng prеvеnt аnd trеаt numеrоus dіsеаsеs.
Sаrаjеvskі Kіsеljаk suppоrts thе cаts
Shhhh !! Don’t mention the insecticide factory next door! You know, the one where they bury all the waste in that big pit, next door to the slaughterhouse opposite the asbestos plant.
You must be confusing it with Bradford.
The asbestos plant was in Leeds (Armley).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armley_asbestos_disaster
Anyway, asbestos is a natural mineral. Surely that makes it good to drink?
Thanks for that correction AE.
I shall commit it to memory with the information that the cost of those paralympics tickets is going to be an arm and a leg.
does it have a best before date….
The BBC still think Red Ed is a genius
Deadwood.
Chuuka has come out in support of a share-owning democracy, which is NICK”S BIG IDEA, claiming that the idea was Labour’s in the first place. Forget for the moment that Labour had 13 years in office, and nary a whisper of this policy reached the ears of the Electorate. So we have a left-of-centre politician supported by a loony left politician extolling the virtues of popular capitalism. I remind those old enough to have escaped a New -Labour education system, and inform those who did not, that it was the baby-eating Baroness Thatcher who introduced the concept, which was vigorously opposed by the Left and dismantled by the Sage of Kirkcaldy as one of his first acts towards creating the Handout Society.
The public endorsement of any form of capitalism by the Looting Parties underlines Baroness Thatcher’s greatest achievement – that of making a true Left-Wing government unelectable.
Yes Guido, but do we get to use the radioactive substance on Ed to complete the experiment?
This is a good one.
The next one can talk about the “Two Eds Uncertainty Principle” – their uncertain about what their policies actually are.
(yes the 1st “their” should be “they’re”)
or. “their uncertainty”
Keynes talks a lot of old balls.
He went to school in Eton!
19 PMs came from this school and this explains our problems.
If any Wally extols Keynes in my presence I smile and walk away.
Very good joke about Ed on last night’s That Sunday Night Show. Talking about Ed’s facial expressions, comedian Ross Noble said Ed always looks like someone who’s just arrived at a pub and is looking around for his mates.
Ed has mates?
Ed doesn’t gig in pubs – only the chintzy winebars of Primrose Hill for him. Pubs are for the squeezed middle like those people who voted for him in his Doncaster constituency.
All the pubs here are shutting down.
He might find some kind of bar on a Friday night but I doubt he’d come out alive.
Nothing to do with the smoking ban.
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Deadwood need solitude.
He values wisdom.
Spank me.
That will be million pounds please.
I’d like to see him tackle the completion backwards principle.
Now now girls. Dont mock the afflicted
Ball’s agrees with the cuts
little Ed ,you should really ask your master before spouting off
a song for balls from little ed
Thanks Mad Frankie. Always good to start the day with a classic
While I enjoy the Ed Milliband bashing so richly deserved one can help thinking our Tory/Lib friends also subscribe to the same Quantum principals…
I see little difference as all of them appear to be lightweight freeloaders.
They are however what they are…its the nob heads that seriously believe the utter cods they trot out that amuses most.
Where’s Willy, is he actually at work, working
I’m going to do actual work, rather than look at this.
Absurd likeness. He never wears green ties.
Actually ‘absurd’ is a very good way to describe militwit.
Did someone say cats?
Pussy I believe, but he might have been lion.
It is all a matter of interpretation.
I know we mock them. And it’s right that we should because they are paid out of our taxes to do a job which labour particularly is performing pathetically.
But there is a serious side in that a proper democracy requires an effective opposition to maintain democratic balance.
The libdems have collapsed and in any case, as part of the coalition can’t provide effective opposition.
But labour have simply imploded and not one of their elected members from the leader down to the lowliest mp is a credible politician.
If only UKIP had some representation in Parliament and a growing voter base then that would have been cause for hope.
Anyone up for a tax payer funded £60,000,000 yacht for the queen?
Any other bright ideas?
For a mere £10,000 I can give you wavey davey’s mobile and you can suggest them to him direct…….
Same old bullshit business as usual……
You should know by now any change for the taxpayers goes into the politicians pocket, the old statement what goes around, comes around, time will get these arseholes.
Why not just use one of Gordon’s porkbarrel aircraft carriers as the Royal yacht?
There’s a bot going cheap near Italy. Needs attention.
Merde. I have been downgraded by an a.
Don’t be anal.
The effigy of the man of the future, too much fine wine and dining at the taxpayers expense, R@M have looked into red eddie’s future and took a picture and have drawn this “cartoon” of him , good one.
Ed’s Classic on Marr was “we are likely to inherit a deficit” Marr’s reply should have been “yes you probably will bearing in mind that your lot created it you hypocritical prat”.
Marr is part of the Leftie Conspiracy. not a chance.
Marr & Miliband – the two ugliest twats to be seen on’t telly.
Marr & Miliband – the two ugliest twats to be seen on’t telly.
Principles of ‘whatever’ Milliband do not exixst.
Bollox!
We’ve failed to ensure ‘the conceptualisation of the internalisation of firms’ (or something).
Clearly, that’s where the UK’s economy has been going wrong all these years.
Yes, that was from the former Milibean Guru (Glasman) on Marr just a few moments ago.
I think my brain is going to explode trying to unravel that load of utter bullshit.
I don’t Twit but Guido’s comment that the Livingston adverts are not an endorsement should spur us all into action – click through the advert and it has the following effects:
1) Pays for Guido’s lunch – no issues there.
2) Costs the Ken campaign money – seems like a considerable plus to me.
3) Has nil chance of converting anybody – goes without saying really.
So there you go – everyone click Ken’s ad and bankrupt his campaigne!
Yet another example of the evils of Capitalism – Well Done That Man!
Guido has 61,000 twitter followers.
If they all click the Ken ad three times, it will cost Ken – actually I have no idea what it will cost Ken, but it might well annoy him a little, which seems like payoff enough to me!
Guido, how about letting SC have the original of today’s cartoon?
Ed, If he were truthful to himself, would be less Schrodinger’s Cat than Buridan’s Ass– there’s as much reason for him to say one thing, as there is to say another, and he risks “starvation” by saying nothing at all, and so he must just “say SOMETHING,” which in his lights is determined by the simple expedient of waiting to be pushed into doing so by reacting to something someone else said.
I thought a cartoon was supposed to accentuate the victim’s features, not dumb them down.
Who cares what Ed supports or doesn’t support. Persona non grata first class. When it looks like a twat, talks like a twat and acts like a twat, it’s a twat. Who grants these Eton trained Members of Parliament knobheads any intelligence at all. I have watched them make a complete mess of everything they have touched since WW11. Remember selective employment tax. Only country in the world where a public place has to have a license for singing and dancing. No need to say more.
Socialism is a disease…The Labour Perty is the asylum
Perty?…Party FGS
If you could find the time to email me what you would like to hear at the next election my address is Ed@Millibandwagon.co.uk
When he grows up to be a kiloband he might have something more weighty to say.
In the meantime, ignore the pest.
Anyone who trusts any millipede is an icepick short of a Trotsky.
Ed@Millibandwagon.co.uk
It would be nice to hear you say you are staying as leader of the opposition for all time.
If you have ever seen a crap show on The History Channel called Heir Hunters, the cartoon looks like the solicitor bloke in that more than it does Millband!