Good on Labour’s Farooq Ahmed for declaring he will remain a councillor in Rochdale, despite being grassed up by his own team for smoking a spliff. Having been booted out of the Labour Party, he was going to resign his office, yet now declares he has “overwhelming support from the local community”. Surely the LibDems will welcome him with open arms?
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
If only a few more of em smoked a joint, would take away some of thier nastyness.
+ 10.
Hasn’t done much for you though has it Cato?
I misread, when I saw the video I thought the story about a token councillor.
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/02/06/the-10-most-successful-potheads-on-the-planet-cool-enough-to-admit-it/
Only conservotard nimrods oppose the Mary Jane. Shame there’s so many of you – voting to stay in the EU and bailout loser countries.
Snarf. Snarf.
That may or may not be the case, but it’s a sure bet that the vast majority of long tem benifit users are in fact users.
I think alot of MPs are on some kind of drug. Symptoms are talking sh!t, false sense of wellbeing, delusions of grandeur, eating too much and making lots of mistakes.
Sounds like they’re addicted to O.P.M. Geddit?
What’s the problem, my spies tell me all the Labour poodles are either criminals or aspiring criminals. They have to be to want to destroy their Country everytime they’re in power.
Sounds like you’re a user Billy. Little wonder your brain cell count is into minus figures.
Numpty.
Er, since when would Billy get the right answer you dumb fuck?
Wheelbarrow.
Wrong answer.
All smoke & mirrors
Grassed!
Green green grass of home
Tough one for the Lib Dems.
On the one hand they are all so progressive about soft drugs. But on the other they want to inflict the death penalty if any second hand smoke has been inhaled.
Thrown out of the Labour Party just for smoking a joint? What about the ocean-going shagger Mike Handycock? – any chance of him being thrown out of the Liberal Democrats for all his adventures in Russia and Rumania, his 4-year affair with Katya or his ’50 sexy text messages’ to his local Princess? If he had been a Tory MP we would not have seen him for dust.
All thanks to the unique way the BBC is funded.
Liam Fox comes to mind.
What about the Flipper Fraudsters…Tourette & Yvette!!
Bonny & Clyde eat your hearts out!!
Good for this guy for not resigning cos of a local moral panic.
Mind you the only way to make Labour Party policy seem reasonable is to be completely smashed out of your nut.
I hear that Farooq’s signed up to DUEMA
I’ve not tried Blueberry, bet it smells gorgeous.
I smoked a jay, once, dear.
I like smoked bacon and smoked haddock does that count.
They blocked E w a n m e !
Pathetic.
*Inaudible sitting ovation*
+37
She just agave them too much of a headache.
She
willwon’t be missed.What did he do?
You tell us.
(S)he dared to annoy people with her typing, as if the feeling wasn’t mutual.
MOOWAAAAAH !!! *sobs*
Why? She was just hitting her stride and Hedgey will be utterly distraught. I haven’t even met her yet.
See you around, Ewaname?
You’re welcome to visit my blog anytime, E.
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/
The ModBot has actually added the E word to it’s list, FFS!!
What? Ewanme now automodded?
Damn shame
Moderation on this site is run by twats.
E w a n m e has many faces and monikers. She will survive.
Not on my adopted blog, she won’t.
You’re just another journalist though, dear. Have you ever had a job?
only a blow job – does that count?
Ban everyone.
Vote for The Pope in 2015. *Waves to Meanu*
I’m up for some of that.
Never heard of it.
What’s going on here?
Nothin much , darlin . Suck on this :
Much more apt:
Wow, far out man!
How about this one
E w a n m e spiked? That’s the last voice of sanity down the drain, then. JT
Hi. It’s me again. Did I mention my site? http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/author/damianthompson/
As you may have guessed, like Ew***, I’m a lazy socialist. The State funded my education and then God pointed me towards journalism. He assured me, whilst I was fapping-off over my Beaverbrook poster, that it was a job for life.
HE said, “The human beans will always buy papers/lap up the news/read any old shit”, and that it was a guaranteed, almost bottomless, pot of money, ripe for tapping into.
How right my God was. People DO buy papers because they can’t get out of that habit. It’s like a tax on the stupid, and I’m able to craft a comfortable existence from their donations.
I AM a socialist. I am NOT equipped to produce anything but waffle-wiffle in this life.
Journalism and journalists feed off the “involuntary tax” that the thick people pay you.
All journalists are SOCIALISTS, ain’t they?
E w a n m e is innocent.
Not rocket science, is it?
Admitting to being a journalist is like saying, “I can’t be arsed to participate in the real world.”
No kidding.
“Waffle-wiffle”?
Please:
Impressed with your “work”, E. We’ve all fucked Bryony in every way imaginable, Fancy a column?
Not really.
What’s so special about Bryony, then?
Dear E.
You were the best thing that ever happened to the internet.
I changed my underpants and vacuumed the bedroom according to your explicit insruction manual.
Igonnakum Jerk, USA
EB is worth five Billy’s. Any hain on here fancy raising me?
U&me is worth Five Billys and ten Billy fakes, of which there are at least that many.
(That moniker is not literally-intended with respect to the young lad(y)in question, is it?)
Jus playin the game darlin why yuo ban me ?
E w a n me is god. God bless.
Keep it up, E – hot air is not cool. These people are non-productive, self-serving little shits and unemployable in the real world. I’ve seen their type all over the known universe and beyond.
Bonne chance dans votre vie:
Cue for a song I think:
U’r a socialist thru an thru ain’t ya , Billy ???
just tell that trumped up little public schoolboy that north sea oil comes from Scottish sea routes and he can therefore do one and stay out of Scotland.
the only things those Tory bastards have ever done for the Scots is rob them effing blind.
Effing hell that Bowden couldn’t arrange a stag night in the Haymarket.
if effin Moribund says we should all stick together someone is effin pulling my plonker and it isn’t even a Scotsman.
Effin effin hell
Someone has to look after Scotland, and it’s not the Scots full of Buckie and deep fried Mars bars.
Salmond is a fat troughing shyster, and Scotland’s answer to Tom Watson.
Billy is a Labour troll sent to disrupt this blog and make it look like it’s frequented by idiots.
Would anyone like a freshly amputated foot? I don’t need it anymore.
Ah ha, “Foot off ” for Mr Ahmed, and take your joint with you.
But how strange! How very, very odd! One alleged drag on a joint will get you thrown out of the Labour Party yet in other areas of England at least one person with convictions for child sex abuse is still allowed to be a very active and leading member of the local Labour Party!
So, what was the REAL reason they had to get rid of Mr Ahmed? Asked an embarrassing question? Upset the wrong crony in the party?
His tan was better than Peter Hain’s. Please do not take this comment out of context. Yours Diane Abbott.
It’s an art, but onw must learn to weed between the lines.
As their’s no difference between political parties surely the NuConned us can take him on.
Surely Roachdale.
The grass is greener over there
But they made a hash of it.
Labour well and truly Farooqed.
Brilliant video
Where’ Sid?
I did not inhale
I ‘ll smoke anyone, or any shit
http://www.thecourier.co.uk/News/Fife/article/20173/opponents-accuse-gordon-brown-of-failing-to-perform-duties-as-mp.html
luv, I couldnt be more appalled at you if you were on Lorraine tomorrow with your fanny pad. You demean this nation.
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The Duchess and her daughter Princess Eugenie visited the orphanage near Ankara while making a film for the ITV Tonight programme in 2008.
The court accused her of going “against the law in acquiring footage and violating privacy” of five children.
She faces a maximum term of more than 22 years in prison if convicted.
The Duke Of Edinburgh has booked a seat in the gallery.
He should live so long.
heard sally b’s alley holds more fluid than a billposters bucket
Nasty crack about a nasty crack but at least she avoids the nasty crack.
Now that Rochdale Council has shown the way, can we expect the high-profile recreational drug users at Labour Party HQ to suffer the same fate? When he gets tired
of orgasming over MP’s lunches, maybe Guido can give this some time.
The BBC lefties say “Ahmed is one of us man”.
RENDITION – time is running out for labour.
David Miliband et al you can’t spin your way out of what’s coming.
Sounds good, link or explanation?
Watch the news channels.
Fair commentl.
Libyans rendered back to Lybia, and totured, before Gaddafi was ousted.
Implication is UK labour government was involved. This is just the tip of the iceberg.
Doctor Doctor, there’s something green sticking out my arse!
The phone-hacking scandal happened on Labour’s watch but the BBC et al focus on Coalition links with the Murdoch press, rather than Blair, Brown and Campbell.
The financial melt-down and bank bailouts happened on Labour’s watch but the BBC et al focus on blaming the Coalition’s handling of the City and economy.
I expect the same to happen with rendition.
Hands up those that would like to urinate on Gordon Brown!
these troops go out on patrol risking their lives among other duties to stop muslims slaughtering other muslims kids mothers grannies et al the whole troop should have been force fed loads of bacon washed down by the smelliest of curry s
then ordered to shite all over the stinking islamist garbage they’ve just killed
muslims dontcha just love ‘em
I would except he would probably enjoy it !
Wouldn’t piss in Gordon’s mouth if his brain was on fire.
I trust Ozzy more than Balls on economics, tho that isnt saying much…
Me too.
Sharon!!!
Sharon!!!!! The dog’s fucking my leg again…
The world has gone mad…..
Still an excellent video
Judging by the comments he seems to be very popular with the people of Rochdale.
YOU should not knock being a Councillor in Rochdale because it is a nice little earner.
That Elwyn Griffiths of Griffiths v Woolas fame can give you the details.
Vacant Ned is like the Maximum Imbecile. The more voters see of him the more support Labour loses.
Perfect.
Guess the re-launch went well then?
D.U.E.M.A
Alex Salmond announces the new Scottish currency.
Question Time is back tonight. And it’s coming from the islamic republic of tower hamlets. The panel are Justine Greening, Paddy Ashdown, Douglas Alexander, Nicola Sturgeon and – before you fall asleep from such a dull lineup – Kelvin Mackenzie.
Nicola Sturgeon? What is that poisonous dwarf doing south of the border?
BTW what is it with the kilted nasties and their fish-related surnames?
Salmond & Sturgeon both big fish in a small pond
Caviar comes from the virgin sturgeon,
The virgin sturgeon’s a very fine fish.
The virgin sturgeon needs no urgin’
that’s why caviar’s a very rare dish.
The virgin sturgeon is the one who can swim the fastest…
Thx for the heads up.
Why no Diane Abbott?
Ed had a word so she’s keeping her head down atm, along with the extra large KFC family bucket.
Thank f**k for Kelvin MacKenzie.
“Rochdale shopping centre abandons Muslim-friendly lavatories”
I’ve never had a friendship with a toilet myself. I can’t think why not.
“Councillor Farooq Ahmed called the lavatories an embarrassment to Rochdale”
I have friends like that.
They were proper, hole in the floor squat pits.
Made the subcontinentals feel at home, you see.
The problems started when some wag installed them all facing East, towards Huddersfield.
Squatting is an excellent way to shit, because the posture puts pressure on the bowels and aids in the expulsion process. Sitting on loo seats causes straining and damage to the whole elimination system of the body.
If people face East in Yorkshire, are they worshipping Hull?
And what’s wrong with a Nile pan? Your diversity co-ordinator will conduct 1:1 remedial reprogramming on Tuesday.
To observe a Muslim crewed ship swing at anchor during communal prayer time is a joy to behold.
Very good, very good!
Balls
Yes Boss?
No you fool. Balls, all balls. Every bit of advice that you gave me. complete Balls.
“Overwhelming support of the community”. That’ll be like Ed Balls saying that the majority of the British people believe Labour handled the economy brilliantly.
Or like Salmond and Sturgeon saying that the majority of Scots want independence.
He should have waited till he was Labour Home Secretary before revealing he enjoyed marijuana. Nobody was calling for Jackie Spliff to go just ‘cos of her spliffy past.
Although there were, understandably, some concerns over her politically motivated arrest of an opposition MP in the HoC.
And her penchant for expensing p*rn.
Bob Crow’s quote of the day reminds us yet again of the utter folly of putting 33bn quid of infrastructure at the mercy of Bob Crow and his ilk.
Charge: Bein’ a selfish git– Guilty!
Punishment: Him hafta learn some Ganja etiquette, courtesy dis song:
Bogart – haven’t heard that one in years!
Harrietta is fucking about with this blog again.
The Borrowers are on-line? Fuck me, I better start logging off at night!
Jack RENDITION Straw
David RENDITION Miliband
Tony Blair War Criminal
We’ll keep the
whitered flag flying here.Never mind this guy’s spliff. Why can’t I and a few million others have a ciggy with our pint?
In the garden of our local there’s an old lean-to built for a horse. You can’t even sit in there when it’s raining because it has three sides.
What’s this country become – the Third fucking Reich?
Of course it’s all down to our freedom-loving Labour government who promised “some” restrictions on smoking, which I don’t have a problem with. Then sanctimonious harridans like Patricia Hewitt and Deborah Arnott took control of the agenda and shut down half our pubs.
If anyone stinks, it’s them.
After closing time at our local,
When only the locals remain,
Out come the ashtrays and fuck Labour laws –
It’s like being British again.
We don’t have to mind our language,
Self censor ourselves or our brains.
Out come the ashtrays and fuck Labour laws –
We all become British again.
“It’s like being British again.”
I love that. Where’s the boozer?
Well done that man,most of my clients smoke weed and so do i.As has been said more people should smoke it personally i dont know anyone who smokes a few J’s on a friday night causing trouble perhaps we outlawed the wrong drug.
Perhaps we shouldn’t outlaw ANY drug? Just apply the law to what you did.
well we could but speaking from a few yrs experience of the ‘Law’,most of it concerning weed,is fucked up at best and only really there as a whipping boy/girl by the Government that happens to be in power at the time.Legalize and tax it make some money off it.
I do hope the lying dhimmi fucker doesn’t get done for this alone – Blair needs to face trial too.
I’m as elusive as Chris Hoon, as slippery as K.Vazoline.
No Abbott on Brillo’s This Week tonight. Portillo’s joined by Postman Johnson.
The same Postman who wrote 2012 was a pivotal year for Labour and they could not go to the next election asking who Ed Miliband was?
OK, so images of GIs pissing on the Taleban are not nice but neither is war.
Why are we always trying to sanities war? It is a brutal dirty business and to pretend otherwise is a complete nonsense.
Would we rather just kill the “enemy” sat at home using unmanned drones so pretending that no one is really hurt? I guess we would and certainly politicians do.
At the end of the day the people who really pissed on those Taleban are the politicians who started this and I can assure anyone that being pissed on when you are dead is whole lot better than being pissed on when you are alive.
Be nice to start a cultural tradition of pissing on our enemies burning corpses. After all they don’t play by the Geneva war conventions, so it’s entirely optional whether we do so as well.
+1
Confirmation, if we needed it, of the real reason CMD was so keen to get involved in Libya.
History will talk about the Blair legacy. With a bit of luck it won’t be the one he’s hoping for.
And if the one eyed jock retard could be implicated, that would be super.
Gimme the link to ur sordid Livechat, Billy. Ta. E x.
Question Time on in a few minutes. Kelvin Mackenzie should provide some sparks.
Why has Hardeep Sing Kohli been invited onto Brillo’s show tonight? He was fired from the BBC for sexually harassing a female production assistant.
Typical Andrew Neil. He loves to divide and rule. I won’t play his game.
Am tempted to suggest that he should go back to Scotland but I know you’d take that out of context.
I am wearing my hi-visibility vest tonight as I’ll be delivering Liebour propaganda leaflets later.
Hardeep
Shallow
No can do, Calvin. She’s onto us, AGAIN! My parents never wanted me to be a useless sub-graduate in ….blah …..blah ……sponge …..
So I proved them wrong by pissing into the wind whilst being funded by the unsuspecting advertisers.
Socialism works well as long as you have thickos below you in the Ponzi pyramid.
Is anyone reading my advert? Whatever you do, don’t use AdBlock and please try to buy my product.
You’re not even trying, are you, E?
Tell us again ..
How many Tory MPs in Scotland
And How many sick Pandas
Sick as Cleethorpes donkey.
the daily guido mail cannot resist the cute mailesque headline….is the guy a whisky swiller?
Goodnight Chris
Do pantomime dames smoke?
Q: Do you smoke after intercourse?
A: Don’t know, I’ve never looked.
More news from Rochdale and the enemies of the people who beset the town: http://eotp.org/?s=Rochdale&x=0&y=0
If that’s what the folk of Rochdale elect
Just what are they like, the ones they reject?
If they dropped the sods on Afghanistan
You could say “Ta Ta” to the taliban
Are you sad people still getting excited over the puffed up, pompous rhetoric of the freak show known as Westminster? Did you really think anything would change? Didn’t the expenses scandal and the publics willingness to vote the vast majority of them back to the trough teach you anything?
Get with the program. Either you want to see them all hanging from lamposts, or you vote for your own self interested reasons. On benefits, or lobbying for influence, it all boils down to the fact of “Fuck you Jack, I’m allright”
Still stuck with only the earthly realm eh?
On my planet, MPs would be strung up feet first 6 inches above the ground in order that dogs could urinate on their faces much easier.
Sound a great place! Do you have White people that like to divide and rule?
Strange week , quite a lot loaded up and of course the dear old euro is on for later in the month . Perhaps my overall feeling is as the dynamic changes , is that , true you can always blame and sack advisors if a wrong decision doesnt turn out right , but you cannot run away from the fact that you didnt articulate the reasoning properly . Despite all the promises democracy is getting roughed up a la Blair all over again , answers are not available for questions , particulary the ecnomic ones , were back again with hustle and nudge .
“what we need is fast modern infrastructure !” fascinating , considering yet another bust / inflate out model is being applied , i want to know what has happened to afforadable rail travel for people …. mmmm slight of hand , so it will be fast middle class travel , majority paid for by people who will not be able to afford to use it . HS1 had a suppliment for quickness .
The trough that none could refuse is the pursuite, at best of people that have no integrity , the trough that can be greased through parliament and opposers monstered , is a corrupt club , by all means enjoy the magnificance of explaining (although somewhat vaguely when you analysise it ) things in simple sound bites , but if you vanquish truth , what then is really the loser .
The forces of darkness will not help you , and you should not complain when all your plans devour you , if your argument is built on deception upon deception .(somthing the EU should understand)
However, for now, a busy next 6 months are in prospect , I think what is comming out of the EU is a bit flawed , but they have to talk it all up as soluble , dont they . The debts keep getting bigger and yet cost and wage spread are becomming detached , and there is less freedom as countries run up debts , where will the magic end …………, wheres the way out of what the failing invention of hyper unreality , dont forget the good within a country (not goodwill) is a resource that can be expended , then no ammount of nudging will coral the left over spent reactants .
Yeah. whatever.
I’ll just bet the political class love people like you that stand in line to play their game instead of dropping the whole shebang down the deepest mineshaft known to man.
Apparently, there’s a video out there showing the public urinating on dead MPs.
Well, that’s my 5 minutes of political involvement over for another week.
Time to get back to reality, and return to ducking and diving for my own personal self enrichment.
I don’t know where i get such fanciful ideas from.
Rochdale Council’s latest meeting prepares for for fact finding mission to impoverished Californian hell hole.
Cab Calloway
No question asked on last night’s QT about Diane Abbott’s racist comment. I wonder why the BBC didn’t allow a question? Do the BBC divide and rule in favour of non WHITES?
That Diane Abbot sort spent 13 years in Government and never once manages to get to hold and keep high office and benefit us all.
A Socialist who sends her child to a private public school says it all really .
Best if she stands aside and gives someone else a chance .
she is going to achieve nothing positive for the country
this was Councillor Ahmed comments in the Rochdale news
“I have thought carefully and despite the false allegations that have been made and the upset caused by the smear campaign I am not going to bow to those trying to force me out. I have decided to stay.”
i think he should be leader of the labour party, he’s another one living in fantasy land. Some one should show him the video