January 10th, 2012

Ed in Words

He even managed to get “Kremlinology” in to an answer to a question…


75 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    How the hell will D.U.E.M.A last the week let alone month after that?

    D.U.E.M.A

    • 32
      Grumpy Old Man says:

      Think of it as an opportunity, not a challenge.

    • 62
      Maximus says:

      Or rather, the way things are going how the hell will Ed Milibandit last the week let alone the month after that. I luuuuurv Ed Milibandit because he makes Layber unelectable. It’s one thing to take the miccy out of politicians — that should be done mercilessly — but this nu start to 2012 is disconcerting.

    • 66
      Up shit creek says:

      Labour, the party of crony-welfareism.

      • 72
        Fish says:

        LABOUR introduced the rail fare escalator that allowed fares to go up by Inflation + 3%

        This government reduced the escalator to Inflation + 1%

  2. 2
    Mike Litorus says:

    The white space can be rearranged to give the largest words, “I’m Fucked”

  3. 3
    tube_thumper says:

    who is this arselicker

  4. 4
    Sophie says:
  5. 5
    SouthEastVoter says:

    Sorry is the hardest word.

    • 18
      I make up my own wurds says:

      I would disagree.
      Kreminology takes it I think imho.
      Parliamentalismically also stands a chance.

  6. 6
    Patriot says:

    I see that Britain doesn’t figure too highly in his thoughts.

  7. 7
    Peter says:

    So who decided to place a rusty old hulk behind rEd?

    • 14
      Tom Tomos says:

      I thought that the endless stream of tugs towing London’s rubbish barges along the Thames was the metaphor of the day.

    • 29
      Acne is my constituency says:

      I mistook that rusty old hulk to be the good old ug-lee Di_anne

  8. 8
    PK says:

    totally out of his depth.. like a school boy.

  9. 9
    Tom Tomos says:

    Ed in the clouds.

  10. 10
    tube_thumper says:

    is that balls on that boat behind him quaffing champagne?

  11. 11
    The Beast of the Embassy club says:

    Sophy
    I have told you before
    JUST GET YOUR TITS OUT
    £5 a dance and keep going until the next tune and I cum and there is £50 in it for you

  12. 12
    firefoxx says:

    The most prominent words seem to be Labour, Less and Money. Could be either Labour means less money for us, or possibly Labour will be getting less money in future.

    Both probably true.

    • 40
      Grumpy Old Man says:

      Government is on the list twice, and there is “thing” and “things”. Ed’s speech must have been riveting.

  13. 13
    tube_thumper says:

    Knob Ed

  14. 15
    Anonymous says:

    The EU is completely unmentioned. Sore point?

  15. 16
    Neil says:

    Without a shadow of doubt, Ed is the new Michael Foot.

    • 27
      Engineer says:

      At least Michael Foot believed in something,even if it was loopy. There’s no indication whatever that Ed believes in anything.

      • 43
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        +1

      • 63
        Spank Sinatra says:

        And when on form, Foot was quite a good orator. Mad as a box of frogs of course on many issues but entertaining nonetheless.

        • 67
          Apropos says:

          I once saw Michael Foot eating a hamburger. It probably means very little, but he wasn’t phoney, even if he was unsuited for the role he’d decided upon in life.

  16. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Government and government

    Just as well the 2 are split otherwise presume it would be nearly the largest word?

  17. 19
  18. 20
    saffron says:

    Just listened to some red idiot making a rambling inane speech,what a plonker,no money left so fairness is the order of the day.
    Reality check needed methinks.

  19. 22
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
  20. 23
    BBC watch says:

    Is Ed Miliband slowly dying on his feet really prime time news?

    • 39
      Gordon Brown says:

      Some of the questions came from Labour plants in the audience. Wouldn’t have happened in my day.

      Mummy..I dropped my biscuit.

  21. 24
    YorkshireLad says:

    Besides a plethora of missing words enough to write a dissertation, I cannot see the words “responsibility” or “credibility”.
    Mind you they are words that havent penetrated the Labour Party’s vocabulary so why am I surprised?

    • 36
      Illuminati says:

      or commie traitor, nationwrecker, illegal war monger, anti E’n=gli’sh r=c’is,t, bank lover either

  22. 25
    Bob Diamond Geezer says:

    Though I suspect you intention is to kick Labour at every opportunity in the hope of a right wing landslide at the next election actually you are doing us a favour if Ed goes and we get a decent leader of the opposition who will give PR poster boy Dave and his millionaire chums the kicking they so richly deserve.

  23. 26
    tube_thumper says:

    oh dear he is being roasted in the polls

  24. 28
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Ed Miliband in words

    Mong

    Twat

    Wanker

    Wallace Gromit

    Mong

    Arsehole

    Liar

    Fucking useless

    Shithead

    Lefty

  25. 30
    tube_thumper says:

    we all want him outside london as much as possible

    • 37
      Engineer says:

      Message from oop north.

      Keep the bugger. We’ve already got more than enough useless scroungers, thank you very much.

  26. 35
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Sure he didn’t mean Kremlinology?

    Sounds about right for when they were in power!

  27. 38
    Penfold says:

    Waffle. Hot air. Claptrap

    The man can’t communicate with the little people, we are beneath him, he’s only relaxed around his Commintern buddies spouting agit-prop.

    Long may Red Ed remain leader, he is “Call me Dave” ‘s secret weapon.

  28. 44
    genghiz the khan says:

    The Iron Pyrite Man, a film about the demented. old, sad loser who led the Labour Party to destruction, looking back at his career.

    Perhaps he should be invited to a cookery school to prepare a cooked English breakfast. Then at least, papers could run the strapline prick with fork alongside photos of relaunched Ed.

  29. 50
    Anonymous says:

    I loved the answer Miliband gave to the person from the group arguing for the “Living wage”, when asked if he would push Labour councils to introduce it…

    Hos response, after various guff… The Labour councils are facing hard times and could not afford it!

    Says it all… We are happy to put unaffordable burdons on business, but not on Labour councils.

    • 57
      Non sequitur says:

      He can’t – most of the Labour councils are running at a huge deficit! (and of course, there’s all those public sector pensions which they will have to consider…..)

  30. 53
    Non sequitur says:

    I see Ed Balls is now making hay on Sky, and so soon after his revered Leader’s speech. (Esp. when said Leader is nowhere to be seen……)

  31. 58
    Harriet Harman says:

    I would go to the wall for my sissy Ed.

  32. 60
    Kim Jong Ed says:

    I would not go to the wall for my brother David.

  33. 61
    Anonymous says:

    At about 12:50 I passed a TV showing Ed being interviewed on BBC News 24. I’ve no idea if it was live or recorded. Anyway while he was speaking his head was bobbing up and down, and swinging this way and that in exaggerated motions bordering on caricature.

    I thought the operation had been a success, no?

    Honestly, to see Ed in action just now you’d think the surgeons had grafted an invisible elephant’s trunk onto his face, complete with a mind of its own, which Ed was still struggling to master the control of.

  34. 69
    Mr Ed the talking arse says:

    I can see why you are puzzled. It was never meant to make sense.

  35. 75

    In short: I am won-over by the monetary tin-foil-hat-wearers regarding the economy. Has anybody discovered a ray of optimism throughout this “downturn”?



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