DUEMA: Ed Fearlessly Slays His Mythical Critics
Watch how Ed effortlessly strikes down his critics and dismisses any speculation that he is losing control of his party as “Kremlinology”. Murdoch’s agitators fail again.
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Iran’s military chief-of-staff, Major General Hassan Firouzabadi…
“The Iranian nation is standing for its cause and that is the full annihilation of Israel”.
The last Quango in Paris says:
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
Bloody excellent Ed, you have now set out a vision wish passion.
We will not let you down!
D.U.E.M.A
“Kremlinology is the study and analysis of Soviet (and today, Russian) politics and policies based on efforts to understand the inner workings of an opaque central government. The term is named after the Kremlin, the seat of the Russian/Soviet government. Kremlinologist refers to academic, media, and commentary experts who specialize in the study of Kremlinology.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kremlinology
Is ED’s Head in the correct country?
Oooh, Ed’s given me head
It’s on a different. planet: Uranus.
He is a gift………………
NO! he’s up his own Uranus…hence the constant nasel problem
Trailed as the most important Labour speech since the 50′s. But in the end, nothing of interest here. HS2 is the big story.
Is the whole speech somewhere to view ? Don’t have tv licence for live view ?
You are so sensible
The ‘right thing’ for the Labour party as a whole is to go next door into the commons library, put a gun to their heads and start pulling the trigger…
Kremlinology – something Kenny Everett would have studied
Ed – dead in the head and faux esturine to boot. Keep him right there.
So shop-floor workers should now get a seat on the remuneration committee of a PLC?!? Why? What is that qualifies them to be able to help make such decisions? Why Ed? Why?
If that’s such a great idea, then why doesn’t Joe Public get a seat in Cabinet?
Why doesn’t a schoolchild get to sit with the head and make decisions about school dinners and teachers employed?
I’ll tell you why its a dumb idea….
Because these people are not qualified to be there (and I don’t mean academic qualifications here). They do not have the appropriate experience and understanding to be there. Their level of experience and understanding qualifies them to be in the job they are in.
I’m not qualified to make decisions about military action – and it looks to me like your not qualified to make the decisions necessary to be a political leader. Stop talking shite……
He is like a feeble Blair. He cannot have long to go.
He’s a lovely little fella and an absolute whizz on the photocopier, it got jammed the other day and he knew exactly what to do.
Oh absolutely Sandra!
He really is a sweetie, and always has a jolly whistle (or is it a lisp) when he brings the tea round!
He told me once that one day, when he’s Prime Minister, he’ll buy everyone cakes, so that gets my vote I can assure you!
He is so bad it’s getting quite entertaining. Can’t believe the Union leaders engineered the election of this droning, incompetent fifth-rate performer as leader. Cameron must be praying he stays in power as even he looks good alongside this over-promoted policy-wonk. Labour elected the wrong brother.
Takes one to know one. He isin their image.
“Labour elected the wrong brother.”
Au contraire, Milimong is perfectly placed in his present position…
It strikes me he has been having intensive coaching how to present himself as Blair did. The hand gestures, the light-hearted dismissive gestures, the use of phrases like ‘I simply say’, and most striking of all the slipping into Estuary-English with words like ‘yer’ rather than you.
Desperate stuff.
I’ve Been Edam Fool But I’m Going To Be Gouda
You’re Emmental fucker, ain’t ya? You Ricotta pull yourself together man.
That really grates that does…
no more cheese jokes please – I camembert it
I only steal cheap cheese, or should that be sheep cheese?
You are Johan Hari and I claim my 5 lb of Lincolnshire Poacher.
http://twicsy.com/i/Tp4w4
What people are seeing with their own eyes.
Well let’s make a start with youth unemployment thanks to non EU migration shall we Mr Red Ed.
Keep up the good work my old chum
British jobs for British workers !
shurely you mean “british jobs for people currently resident within the borders of great britain who do not need to be white, anglosaxon, christian … in fact we’d rather you werent so we can fill our quotas of minorities.”
Blame the media.
Good move, Eddie baby, good move.
Ed looks so masterful dealing with those little upstarts in the media especially that Joey “always asking questions” Jones .
Every 100 immigrants that come to Britain take 23 jobs away from British workers !
That means that the other 77 bone idle fuckers go straight on benefits
we are still the land of milk and honey
We sorted that out in 2009. Stop confusing the issue with the truth, please.
Can we apply for aid from India – then we would have enough money to pay all the Brits who dont/wont work to stop at home, and the Indians can send as many immigrants over as they want whilst our home grown workforce enjoys the benefits system.
I am wasted here in the treatment centre – I could work for Miliband and do loads more sensible policies, as above.
“Nearly 2 BILLION unemployed in Britain.
Hope we are not importing Indian accountants and economists?
At least they admit that most immigrants are Labour supporters – not to be heard on the BBC.
British jobs for British workers that was my motto. We had millions of illegal immigrants, I made them British and give them jobs. Sarah thought I was marvellous and even agreed to provide me with some children for my legacy project. You haven’t heard the last of us in 30 years time there will be another Brown as Prime Minister.
No more Boom and Bust.
If we stop immigration, whom am I going to rent my garden shed out to?
Were you the questioner’s voice coach, Guido?
Ed’s Reich will last for a thousand years !
Thanks to the miracle of inflation, a Reich is now only worth 7 minutes in real terms.
Just about long enough to quaff a pint and smoke a fag.
Fuck me.
Ed Balls is on message!
Couldn’t be because his career would be on the line too by any chance?
Even if Mrs Balls takes over?
Speaking of being on message, when Milliband said he couldn’t defend action the last government had taken he forgot to say ‘especially his own’!
Be careful, the komrades always show solidarity before the coup.
jeez, that spazmo made me want to eat my own vomit
The look of a man who realises that his political career has just gone up in flames and looking around (off camera) for someone to blame.
The obsequies will not be far away. (Within 5 minutes a grinning Ed Balls was to be seen on Sky, lapping it up.)
Bloody marvellous!! What a retort!!
Every one can see that the Tories are running scared!!
Long live Ed!! Long live the Kremlin!!
“The best strategy for the Labour Party is doing the right thing.”
How vacuous is that??
Here’s the right thing for the Labour Party: sack Ed M, sack Ed Balls, sack everyone else who worked in Brown’s cabinet (Ed’s “New Generation” my arse) and apologise for 13 years of unrelenting fuck-ups.
How about sacking Diane the racist ?
I have woken up in some sort of episode of Extras, set in the world of Geopolitic Kremlinology, with the unfortunate millband in the part normally played by Les Dennis.
And like much of Gervais comedy, it makes quite uncomfortable viewing.
He doesn’t need CCHQ to stir trouble.
He’s got enough of his own!
CCHQ should sit back and take ir easy!
SAVE ED !!!! http://bit.ly/yYcXYl
D.U.E.M.A.
The trouble with Labour’s political class like this fuck is that they have absolutely no hinterland, no ability to take a balanced view, no recourse to experience, or shared experiences.
Get a job in the real world, make something of yourself then get a safe seat, ie anywhere up north, or in high immigrant areas of London
Ed has given himself a fighting chance of seeing off the Labour plotters for weeks with his assured performance!!
Take that Evil Tory scum!!!!
Ah, but Labour can’t use the phrase “Evil Tory Scum” any more. Not after lying to Parliament and the United Nations and taking the country into an oil-war that slaughtered 160,000 working class civilians.
That was pure ‘evil’. Nothing the Tories have ever done (or are likely to do) can compare.
One clip and all sorts of weirdo body moves and nutty vocal tones.
I think he gives mongs a bad name.
Thats the trouble with responsible capitalism , you should always run it , and not really claim to have stumbled across it as what you previously did ruined economy and soo many lives , making it out as new alternative . tin foil hats all round mainly for kanckering economy in first place , but there are so many additional pox labour left us all with which fine words like Kremlinolgy dont even begin to address
If it looks like a mong, talks like a mong and thinks like a mong. Then it’s a mong.
Is it just me or does Ed do a slight Tony imitation when he throws his arms open after the kremlinology comment.
No, it’s not just you. There’s a definite Tony impression going on.
Utterly pitiful.
Quite a passable Tony imitation, in fact. Ed has found his true métier!
Yes I thought that as well, even tne phrases he used were lifted from St Tone of tax avoidance
+1
It’s in the voice too – listen to “In the end I’ve got a very simple view” – exactly the same intonation and phrasing.
The sad little tw*t has been listening to endless tapes of robber Blaire whilst hiding in his big empty office, doodling on an A3 piece of blank paper.
If I hear one more of these idiotic nonces say “the right thing to do” one more f*_cking time I’m going to buy me a sawn-off and head down to Labour HQ to do a Dunblane. The ‘right’ thing to do would be sack Ed and his chums, their pathetic client state, and all their quangos, NGOs, ‘chairities’ and other undead stillborn infants sucking off the state teat. I ask you…
Ed sucked his teeth under the black minstrel’s makeup and said to his brother David – ‘Nuddin bin the same since yo left boss”. David smiled like an elephants arse cracking open and slowly moved a sweaty palm into Ed’s crotch. “It’ll be alright Ed – just so long as we keep it in the family…”
I see the passing of the NDAA by the Noble Prize winning and the Beebs favourite socialist is going down well too:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-ndaa-protests-end-ironic-swarm-arrests
All hail Obama!!!!!
Maybe we should send Ed out there to talk in public? What’s the worst that can happen?
There is an iphone app where you can make yourself look at bit like Ed Milliband,or any other spaz for that matter.
Could someone please get his adenoids fixed and get him some speech therapy?
Wouldn’t work, that’s not the end he talks out of.
Tomorrow’s pmqs will be legendary. Mark my words. Ed will end up looking a completely broken man.
No, I’m going to go easy on him. DUEMA forever!
Kremlinology………DUEMA………..Now everyone knows I read this blog.
Labours first step on the road to getting the voters back is to elect a leader who can talk properly
Tell you what, Mili E is sounding more and more “estuary” just like wot Bliar did.
Dave might be a posh pillock, but at least you can understand him!
Miliband looked very stressed. Someone in labour do the decent thing, or are all socialists total bastards.
Just think Private Pike. ‘What’s your name?’ ‘Don’t tell him Milliband’.
Ed’s steely determination will enable him to be steely and determined as he faces a clearly worried Dave at PMQ’s tomorrow. All he to worry about is getting there on time and the BBC getting the name right when he stands to question Dave in a steely and determined manner. DUEMA!
The problem is that when Dave starts his next war with them Iranians like all old Etonians he will bottle it.
Steely Ed will then have to save the country.
Asking questions about compulsory military training at pmqs now will really raise Ed’s standing in the country
milly has to do something which makes him memorable in people’s eyes.
I think he should start rodgering a few women.
several women spring to mind. Louise Mensch Nadine Dorres and say Sally Squeaker would do admirably.
He would instantly become popular with natural conservative voters.
the simplest solutions are often the best.
You forgot about baroness warsi.
That would really impress Muslim voters.
Why not go on holiday with the Krankies to the Cairngorms.
That would seal the Scottish debate for Labour.
That must have really hurt. As the truth does. He flapped about as though his Mother had caught him having a wank.
What a steely and determined fellow this is; veritably a political Titan.
DUEMA
Judging by the arm waving and gurning Red Ed is looking for his next career in film as a sequel to a Nick Park humourless one man and his dog.
god, what terrible enunciation – WTF is “kremmelololgy” supposed to mean? I always said that swivel-eyed space-alien freak would be a gift to the Tories.
Creme-lol-ology perhaps? I sense a man who has a future in various custard pie/face scenarios.
KREMLINOLOGISTS.
Keep Red Ed. Malfunctioning Leader Impressing Nobody.
Watch out…Madleson’s about…
FFS he looked like Kevin of Harry Enfield Ugh ! Ugh ! Ugh ! I hate You !
He talks like a complete spastic
He can be my wingman anytime
He needs to eat more pies
He looked odd. Odder than usual. He sounded as if he were pissed and doing an impression of Tony Blair. He was channelling Blair. Extraordinary!
Ed who?