730 days ago the Labour Party were secretly flapping about their leader, but publicly grinning, all be it with guns to their head:
If Guido recalls correctly, Gordon’s “relaunch” a few days later was a spectacular success.
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
Guido
You and the rest of D.U.E.M.A have really got your work cut out.
Save Ed
Just seeing those labour aresholes back in the Government benches is a flashback that could cause a serious mental breakdown.
Thank God that they are finally out of power……Hopefully forever!
Ah! those were the days when Guy News appeared weekly, Guido mini-me was known as Tory Bear and the cherubic Ms Nomates fronted up.
I am ready to save the world (again!) at a moment’s notice.
Once was quite enough, thank you
Et tu, Ballse?
Look it’s just bloody stupid. If someone is not up to the job then the only sensible thing is to remove the person from the job. Just what is the point of soldiering on pretending otherwise?
The problem with selecting a leader is that you don’t know if he can actually lead until he has a go.
Labour do know that Harriet Harman is a capable man as is Darling. Long may your keep Ed at the top campaign last but I don’t think it will.
I see Alan Johnson came out this morning with the statement “This will be a pivotal year and it’s got off to a shaky start for Labour” Which in plain spe@k means it’s Ed’s make or break year, if he can not get his act together then he will have to go to give a new leader chance to prepare for the 2015 election. Johnson also went on to say “”We cannot get to 2015 and an election with the public and the media asking the question ‘Who is Ed Miliband?’” . The knives are out and are being sharpened, Ed has been formally warned.
Is that a subliminal message underneath jack on the yellow bar
That slippery coniving bugger Straw would have been involved at some point in the plot before calculating it would be better for him if he chickened out.
Bit late me thinks.
Minus 46 with You Gov.
Sharks circling.
Alarm Bells Ringing.
Or in the case of Mrs Balls – Tails Wagging!
Any sign of Mr Balls lately Guido?
He’s very quiet for a crisis
On thee the death thou plottest for thy King.
lol
“Methinks” is one word.
Guido please don’t remind me of the existence of that unsp*eakable c*unt Jack Straw.
Thank you.
Jack Straw, son of a conscientious objector. Seems like betraying your country runs in that family.
I object to that remark. I’m NOT conscientious at all.
But you do like birthday presents from Texan gas companies
Oooooo yes please!! I AM conscientious about that!
AND – being Justice Secretary means I could break the law and get away with it.
I’m blooody bomb proof, me!!
Harriet Harman is capable!!?? Are you on the loco weed? My friendly Number 10 insider says she’s as thick as Bob Crow and Diane Abbott combined and just as bigoted and blinkered.
Jakob Strawinski – allegedly the mastermind of the tsunami of immigration, legal and illegal, during the catastrophic Liabour years.
I love Star Wars The Empire Strikes Black.
The Hunt for Black October
Block Beauty.
Head on a block would be better
Until the true purpose and effects of communism, socialism, fascism, marxism and the other versions of leftwing politics are taught, honestly, in our schools, people like this will continue on their path towards the destruction of our way of life, our country and ultimately, Western civilisation. Socialists/communists should not be allowed anywhere near to either power or money because it is in their nature to abuse them both.
Should also be pemanently excluded from Education.
Should be permenantly excluded from breathing oxygen
Problem for Miliband was that he made a pact with a devil.
Rumour that there’s a picture of Gordon Brown in his attic, getting older and more and more bitter each day.
Actually it might not be a picture.
It might be Gordon Brown himself. Gently rocking away in Miliband’s attic.
rocking or rotting?
I wanted to be – Fucking bollox, titty wank knackers- leader!
LOL Look at the picture :
If you haven’t seen this, you really should click.
Deserves its own post.
E.D. – the extra disastrous
Great Scott! I’m taking Labour Black to the Future! Where’s my Fux Capacitor?
Slice of Dairylea, just 20p. I’ll also consider offers but no lower than 14p. Please note slices are slightly warm from being in my pockets for the last six hours.
It was Dairylea?! The man is even more bonkers than I thought
Remember the Laughing Cow and BSE. Never affected me much.
You must be cheesed off for having been arrested
Can’t Cook, Won’t Pay.
Supermarket Dash.
I do not believe that Tesco in Henley even stocks “low-value items”. He should be in court rather than pretending to have psychological difficulties that need treatment. Five times and on video strikes me as deliberate theft.
I object to the words blackout. Whitewash is ok.
There’s a new thread, honkeys.
You song and dance act is Hackneyed Dianne
It’s the shakey shakey Eddie Milliband rabbit in the headlights look that gets me.
“Albeit”, not “all be it”.
Santorum.
Time to blockball Ed Marx (the unfunny brother)
Kiwi Parade gets the best shine
Can I hold the electric buffer?
See 1:20 onwards. Little Ed’s body tics are great. He still can’t stop himself shaking his head before he spouts the latest propoganda message.
Guido – Let’s hope nobody scuppers DUEMA with a highlights video
Personally, I’ve missed seeing that gurny face that Miliband pulls when he doesnt get his question answered at PMQs.
Milly should be playing the war card because that is where the old Etonian is taking us.
Compulsory military and apptitude training for all 18-22year old boys and girls this side of Easter.
Cameron ever since coming to office has treated the scots with complacency and arrogance evidenced by some extremely poor parliamentary candidates.
In the glenrothes by election he even congratulated the conservative candidate for coming in a poor third!
No more mister nice guy. No more mister worried. And no more punch and Judy.
Am I supposed to be doing something today?