January 9th, 2012

What a Difference Two Years Makes


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


    You and the rest of D.U.E.M.A have really got your work cut out.

    Save Ed

  2. 2
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Bit late me thinks.

    Minus 46 with You Gov.

    Sharks circling.

    Alarm Bells Ringing.

    Or in the case of Mrs Balls – Tails Wagging!

    Any sign of Mr Balls lately Guido?

    He’s very quiet for a crisis :-)

  3. 3
    jgm2 says:

    Guido please don’t remind me of the existence of that unsp*eakable c*unt Jack Straw.

    Thank you.

  4. 4
    Marmite says:

    Jack Straw, son of a conscientious objector. Seems like betraying your country runs in that family.

  5. 5
    Ed says:

    I love Star Wars The Empire Strikes Black.

  6. 6
    john in cheshire says:

    Until the true purpose and effects of communism, socialism, fascism, marxism and the other versions of leftwing politics are taught, honestly, in our schools, people like this will continue on their path towards the destruction of our way of life, our country and ultimately, Western civilisation. Socialists/communists should not be allowed anywhere near to either power or money because it is in their nature to abuse them both.

  7. 7

    Problem for Miliband was that he made a pact with a devil.
    Rumour that there’s a picture of Gordon Brown in his attic, getting older and more and more bitter each day.

    Actually it might not be a picture.
    It might be Gordon Brown himself. Gently rocking away in Miliband’s attic.

  8. 8
    Ed Tourette says:

    I wanted to be – Fucking bollox, titty wank knackers- leader!

  9. 9
    Straw Jack says:

    I object to that remark. I’m NOT conscientious at all.

  10. 10
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    LOL Look at the picture :

  11. 11
    Ed says:

    Great Scott! I’m taking Labour Black to the Future! Where’s my Fux Capacitor?

  12. 12

    The Hunt for Black October

  13. 13

    On thee the death thou plottest for thy King.

  14. 14
    misterned says:

    Just seeing those labour aresholes back in the Government benches is a flashback that could cause a serious mental breakdown.

    Thank God that they are finally out of power……Hopefully forever!

  15. 15
    Frack Off says:

    But you do like birthday presents from Texan gas companies

  16. 16
    Anthony Worrall Thompson says:

    Slice of Dairylea, just 20p. I’ll also consider offers but no lower than 14p. Please note slices are slightly warm from being in my pockets for the last six hours.

  17. 17
    Lee Jasper says:

    I object to the words blackout. Whitewash is ok.

  18. 18

    If you haven’t seen this, you really should click.
    Deserves its own post.

  19. 19
    Pop Psychologist says:

    It was Dairylea?! The man is even more bonkers than I thought

  20. 20
    Grumpy Old Man says:


  21. 21
    Infamy x 2 says:

    Et tu, Ballse?

  22. 22
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Block Beauty.

  23. 23
    Cell time says:

    Should also be pemanently excluded from Education.

  24. 24
    D Fatbott says:

    Remember the Laughing Cow and BSE. Never affected me much.

  25. 25
    2012 will be Ed's last chance. says:

    Look it’s just bloody stupid. If someone is not up to the job then the only sensible thing is to remove the person from the job. Just what is the point of soldiering on pretending otherwise?

    The problem with selecting a leader is that you don’t know if he can actually lead until he has a go.

    Labour do know that Harriet Harman is a capable man as is Darling. Long may your keep Ed at the top campaign last but I don’t think it will.

    I see Alan Johnson came out this morning with the statement “This will be a pivotal year and it’s got off to a shaky start for Labour” Which in plain spe@k means it’s Ed’s make or break year, if he can not get his act together then he will have to go to give a new leader chance to prepare for the 2015 election. Johnson also went on to say “”We cannot get to 2015 and an election with the public and the media asking the question ‘Who is Ed Miliband?'” . The knives are out and are being sharpened, Ed has been formally warned.

  26. 26
    Diane Abbott says:

    There’s a new thread, honkeys.

  27. 27
    Straw Jack says:

    Oooooo yes please!! I AM conscientious about that!
    AND – being Justice Secretary means I could break the law and get away with it.
    I’m blooody bomb proof, me!!

  28. 28
    M says:

    Is that a subliminal message underneath jack on the yellow bar

  29. 29
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Ah! those were the days when Guy News appeared weekly, Guido mini-me was known as Tory Bear and the cherubic Ms Nomates fronted up.

  30. 30
    pigs in space says:

    E.D. – the extra disastrous

  31. 31
    Nina says:

    It’s the shakey shakey Eddie Milliband rabbit in the headlights look that gets me.

  32. 32
    Emily Band says:

    “Methinks” is one word.

  33. 33
    Emily Band says:

    “Albeit”, not “all be it”.


  34. 34
    The Beast of the embassy club says:

    Time to blockball Ed Marx (the unfunny brother)
    Kiwi Parade gets the best shine

  35. 35
    David Marx says:

    Can I hold the electric buffer?

  36. 36
    David Marx says:

    You song and dance act is Hackneyed Dianne

  37. 37
    David Marx says:

    You must be cheesed off for having been arrested

  38. 38
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    rocking or rotting?

  39. 39
    I Hate Tesco AND the Pope says:

    Harriet Harman is capable!!?? Are you on the loco weed? My friendly Number 10 insider says she’s as thick as Bob Crow and Diane Abbott combined and just as bigoted and blinkered.

  40. 40
    I Hate Tesco AND the Pope says:

    Jakob Strawinski – allegedly the mastermind of the tsunami of immigration, legal and illegal, during the catastrophic Liabour years.

  41. 41
    Gordon says:

    I am ready to save the world (again!) at a moment’s notice.

  42. 42
    Tony says:

    Once was quite enough, thank you

  43. 43
    Hopalong says:

    See 1:20 onwards. Little Ed’s body tics are great. He still can’t stop himself shaking his head before he spouts the latest propoganda message.

    Guido – Let’s hope nobody scuppers DUEMA with a highlights video

  44. 44
    Lord Straw Haw says:

    That slippery coniving bugger Straw would have been involved at some point in the plot before calculating it would be better for him if he chickened out.

  45. 45
    rubbergub says:

    Personally, I’ve missed seeing that gurny face that Miliband pulls when he doesnt get his question answered at PMQs.

  46. 46
    Thomas from Tonna says:

    Milly should be playing the war card because that is where the old Etonian is taking us.

    Compulsory military and apptitude training for all 18-22year old boys and girls this side of Easter.

    Cameron ever since coming to office has treated the scots with complacency and arrogance evidenced by some extremely poor parliamentary candidates.

    In the glenrothes by election he even congratulated the conservative candidate for coming in a poor third!

    No more mister nice guy. No more mister worried. And no more punch and Judy.

  47. 47
    Laughing hangman says:

    Head on a block would be better

  48. 48
    Laughing hangman says:

    Should be permenantly excluded from breathing oxygen

  49. 49
    Red Ed says:

    Am I supposed to be doing something today?

  50. 50
    Nicker says:

    Can’t Cook, Won’t Pay.
    Supermarket Dash.

    I do not believe that Tesco in Henley even stocks “low-value items”. He should be in court rather than pretending to have psychological difficulties that need treatment. Five times and on video strikes me as deliberate theft.

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