DUEMA: Miliband Relaunch Planned For Tuesday Morning
Guido hears that Miliband is preparing a Brown-style relaunch next week. He’s booked into Tuesday morning’s Today programme and will then head to the Oxo Tower, not for a stock speech, but to have another crack at the much derided Predators v Producers idea. It should give him some much needed gravy-tas















What could possibly go wrong?
You obviously haven’t eaten at the OXO Tower
Investors brush off News Corp hacking saga
This week, shares in News Corp hit a 52-week high, edging past the peak at which they stood before the Milly Dowler report upended Britain’s media, police and political establishment.
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Over six-month and 12-month periods, the stock has beaten rivals including Walt Disney, Time Warner and Viacom, and, of 25 analysts following News Corp, 17 rate the stock a “buy” and the other eight a “hold”, according to Bloomberg
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/ee14f04c-387c-11e1-9d07-00144feabdc0.html#axzz1inECRF8y
Oxo Tower.. so dated in it’s aspiration. Is Mr Mili rootless?
Where are his roots.
Not in THIS country, that’s for sure.
Why hasn’t racist Abbott been sacked by Labour or the BBC? Many a football pundit has been sacked.
Cos a black person is incapable of making racist comments, silly you.
Mass killings in Nigeria, bombings in Iraq, killings in Syria, landslides and flooding, thousands displaced in Rio and the bbc lead item is a footballer crying – someone now in custody ‘cos they might, I repeat might, have heckled him with something non pc – so why hasn’t Abbot been arrested?
Should have booked Blockpool Tower
No – POX tower still within the political womb of lundun
OXO cube, Rubik cube. What’s the difference?
So many faces, all of them square..
That explains why my gravy is horrible. What is Ed’s excuse?
You should have seen the pic before they Photoshopped it.
Did someone mention Brazilian Beef?
Grrrrr.
Apologies! I plagarised to make a point.
Is there a “public interest” defence?
Mrs Mandelssohn was not in attendence.
I think Guido’s been airbrushing Ted’s eye sockets, they do not have Teds trade mark black eye sockets
BBC seems plastered with Labour press releases as news (even more than usual).
Grauniad’s online lead story puff piece about Ed now replaced with a lead story puff piece about an incredibly smug-looking Chukka Banana.
Looking smug because he does`nt have to leave HIS car parked anywhere in Brixton.
Said J. Bruce Ismay.
Producers vs predators… What the f*eck.
Sounds something out of a Mel brooks on a Safari movie. Yawn.
He might just as well do the speech on the Isle of Bute for all the notice anyone with half a brain will take.
Millibland….destined for eternal opposition
What – you mean all of islingtun?
The peoples flag is deepest red
But who the fuck would vote for Ed
He is Wallace to Ed Balls Grommet
Both the twats would make you vomit
When will he run up the white flag?
The relaunch will involve free nose jobs for all labour MPs on the NHS so they don’t have to bare the stink of their own prejudice
Guido, we must vanquish the traitors.
We need t-shirts ” Ed,Ed he`S the man if he cant save us no-one can”
D.U.E.M.A
He is not the Great Leader, he is a very naughty boy !
Is that your new trade mark condom, Billy? D.U.E.M.A
Oh Guido…
DULA – I can live with that.
Pronounced Duller
Don’t OVERestimate them either, Tim my lad. Smart money would seem to find its way eventually to a proposition bet of “Labour qua party is OK, it’s the individual Labourites who are no damn good,” i.e. the current crop are a parade of horribles which any sane person would have a hard time wanting to see take power, but after all, Labour mean well, don’t they, and they have a place in the political discourse of the United Kingdom. It’s only in the “dead dog” constituencies (where the voters would vote for a dead dog before voting Tory) that Ed & Co. can count on unqualified support. But most people, one would think, are inclined to be charitable and say that it’s Labour’s failing that they can’t pick good people to represent them, not that the Party itself is a failure philosophically. So long as people recognise that Labour keep the chaff and chuck the wheat, Labour is going nowhere. If Labour turn the corner and start getting good people to represent their public face, then your Don’t-underestimate campaign makes sense; you will then have to deal with the policy issues and hope you can sell the public on why Labour per se is bad for the nation.
+1
Labour are constantly given too much respect, to the extent that they are allowed, via their beach head in the media and education, to define the ‘debate’ and set up silly little non-hurdles like the entirely notional need to ‘detoxify’ the Tory brand – as if leaving the economy in fine fettle in ’97 is something to be ashamed of. As Ayn Rand said:
Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it. Do not count on them. Leave them alone.
Socialists are self-interested, power-mad nob-ends. They’ll watch the world burn before they question their own ideology.
Just ignore them. Evil needs your compliance to gain a foothold; withdraw it.
Problem there matey is that power doesn’t. Power takes what you have and rides roughshod over your rights to resist regardless of your intent. This is why evil, cruel people like politics. It gives them power to act as they want to against your will.
Evil doesn’t need my compliance. It already has the compliance of 28% of the voting population at the last election. My ‘consent’ is already withdrawn but I’m at the mercy of those who still fall for Labour’s lies.
I like the Ayn Rand quote though. Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it. That is Brown and Balls to a ‘T’.
just reading hayek’s road to serfdom – hard going, but complements your comment
I was talking more about falling into what the lefties regard as ‘debate’. There is no point trying to engage with these fuckers, just ignore them. The supposed need to ‘detoxify’ the Tory brand was a classic case of letting the enemy pick the battlefield.
From the start Dave should have taken the line that the adults are back in charge after the insolent, gobby teenager’s 13 year long party, and it’s time to clean up the fucking house whether they like it or not.
Is this in the same vein as ‘Don’t underestimate the Quiet Man’, the Famous Last Words of IDS?
‘He’s booked into Tuesday morning’s Today program’
Here was me thinking at least one of the Labour shadow cabinet was pre-booked on every BBC news show by default, and it was a simply a matter of who got bumped from the remote chance of a counter voice, like Toby Young, if any remotely non-Labour type looked like raining on the ‘every day is a May day’ parade.
Of course others can end up invited on, but only if the boys and girls have scuttled back into the bunker with things looking iffy on the indefensible front, and even Auntie can’t face the thought of dead air.
If Mr. Miliband is up for an outing, he must have been assured that nothing awkward will spoil his day, at least from the most trusted national broadcaster shared values can buy.
Certainly guaranteed an easy ride !
That`s quite enough of that, saucy.
No, stop messing about
Hahahaha……
Sims
TBT: “Outing”? If you KNOW something Guido doesn’t, then by all means e-mail him the lurid details!
Billy is Guido’s outer and informer
one question the today interviewer wont ask ..why ,mr. milliband are you regarded ,in the uk at least , as the most useless c&unt that ever led her majesty’s opposition, bearing in mind foot & the welsh windmill ballbag have set the bar so low?
Thank you, comrade.
Will there be the usual stock questions?
If so they will roux the day.
I’ll get me jacket……..
Dead-pan delivery eh?
Saucey devil!
“Programme” for broadcast, and not “program”, as in computer.
The Yanks won the Spelling War. Get over it.
No, he’s right. Program for computers, for everything else it’s programme.
As for Americans, I’ll take no lectures from those who spell honour without the letter U. Dreadful.
Habla mexican?
Remember the Alamo?
Aloma?
Like France, America is a different country with its own language. We have no need to adopt their spelling of our remarkably similar languages.
“The Yanks won the Spelling War”
Ony with dullards like you. Get over it yourself.
Since it’s Miliband, may I suggest “Pogrom”?
Could this be the BBC’s blockest hour?
Tuesday would therefore be a good day for the CPS to nail Huhne n’est ce pas? Or should that aside now be in German?
ANY day would do, preferably soonest.
Think he’s made a mistake with advance notice.
Plotters will be rubbing their hands with glee.
Good Luck anyway Red Ed.
And don’t forget that its Blockbusters NOT Blackbusters
And don’t start talking about future Labour budgets being in the black. A. no one will believe you while Blinky is Shallow Chancellor and B. It’ll get you into all sorts of trouble.
And if you’ve got a cold don’t forget to complain about being blacked up.
Anybody know how Blockburn Rovers got on in the footie?
They lost.
2-1
Presumably, given the press Ed press onslaught, he will be recording desert island discs – I wonder if he will chose Ian Dury and the Blackheads?
(or block sabboth, bock to block by omy winehause, block is block by los brovas, point it block by the ralling stanes …. etc)
Anything by Blac Party and New Kids on the Black
I’d play some Block-Eyed Peez, but Guido’s Mod doesn’t like them
Blockpool won 5-1 though!
..and simply anything by the multi-hued minstrels.
Blockburn Ravers shurely?
dont call me shurely
Some Liebore MPs are openly calling for him to go and be replaced by Alastair Darling. I’m sure other Liebore MPs will be throwing their hats in the ring for a leadership contest.
Get the popcorn
To be fair to AD, he has a gravitas that none of the others in the Front Bench Team have, but does he have the ability to win an election?
I’m afraid he does have the ability to win but fortunately Labour are in death wish mode and will stick with the Teds.
Against Cameron – no. Against Boris yes…. Whilst this country is a union.
He certainly had the ability to flip homes for his own personal gain.
But then, it was within the rules, right Alistair?
Like phuck you theevin sc@ttish kunnt.
They were all at it. I sat through the Labour Imbecility wondering why on earth they were repeating the housing boom/bust of the late 1980′s. Knowing full-well that the ‘feel-good’ spending splurge that was under-pinning their miracle economy would grind to a halt just like it did back in the late 1980′s once people realised that actually their house wasn’t a perpetual cash-machine.
But they went ahead and did it anyway. Despite making specific reference to the house pr*i*ce boom/bust in their 1997 manifesto. Then sat and watched annual increases of 20% for several years and declared it entirely normal. Nothing to worry about. What could possibly go wrong?
It wasn’t until the expenses scandal broke and so many MPs were shown to be serially buying and refurbishing London flats and building up property portfolios at the tax-payers expense that I finally understood what was going on. The fuckers were insider trading.
They were all at it. I sat through the Labour Imbecility wondering why on earth they were rep*eating the housing boom/bust of the late 1980′s. Knowing full-well that the ‘feel-good’ spending splurge that was under-pinning their miracle economy would grind to a halt just like it did back in the late 1980′s once people realised that actually their house wasn’t a perpetual cash-machine.
But they went ahead and did it anyway. Despite making specific reference to the house pr*i*ce boom/bust in their 1997 manifesto. Then sat and watched annual increases of 20% for several years and declared it entirely normal. Nothing to worry about. What could possibly go wrong?
It wasn’t until the expenses scandal broke and so many MPs were shown to be serially buying and refurbishing London flats and building up property portfolios at the tax-payers expense that I finally understood what was going on. The fuckers were insider trading.
That said – in the Party of All the Imbeciles – Alistair Darling did seem to be the only one prepared to tell the truth about how badly fucked the UK economy was.
as a councillor in edinburgh, Alistair Darling waged a war against all thing motor car. edinboro is the pits to go to visit. and i dont go there any more.
Can you just imagine this chancer as a chancellor?
Errr….He was a Chancellor, we didn’t have to imagine it. That wasn’t a nightmare, that was for real.
Wasn’t Darling in Blackadder?
Bollocks-meant to say wasn’t Darling in Blockadder?
No No NO, Not Darling, he’s good, anyone but Darling.
I have a cunning plan though. All Tories must join the Labour party and a Union and vote BALLS.
Not another useless scotch git fucking up England.
good ole beardless AD
many of us remember him with a beard before the tax and spend party got in.
he had to shave it off because bearded men like him were perceived by women to be untrustworthy.
feminine intuition comes good again?
+1 ….. he’s too smooth by half.
Geddit?
there are a few bottoms i would like to push that up
I have a Plan B. It involves living in Obscurity from next Wednesday morning.
I’ve never been there, but my old drinking buddy Blinkie has and he says its smashing…
I’m going to go to Jeopardy.
I hear from blinky Ed and Millipede that there are a lot of jobs in Jeopardy.
Keep it up, and we’ll send you to Coventry.
.. and while you are there, the rest of us will be in candescent.
I believe that Ed has already been booked to appear on Blockbusters
Could be interesting…
He might be booked to appear on The Simpsons or The Muppets depending how many Liebore followers look at each program
It’s like that old song, “Here we go Again”
It’s like that new song, “Here we ga Ogoin”.
If liebore types are looking at your program, you can bet your last penny that your computer will be completely fuktup
Its only because channel four haven’t got around to commissioning ‘He’s a c*nt keep him out of here’ yet
And he’ll be on Blinkety Blink.
Haven’t we been here before with the Labor leader holding a relaunch do every 5 minutes?
Scanning the various headlines Ed seems to be intending to re-launch with his own party, all this True Grit talk is about getting ready to face critics with-in his own party!
The Labour leader script has picked up Ed just where it left Brown.
This was a man of true grit.
http://www.superstarposter.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/John-Wayne-True-Grit-1969-Blu-ray1.jpg
Up the oxo tower? On a first date?
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/24/oxo_tower/
Out of interest, how many relaunches has he had so far?
I don’t know, but let’s keep the BBC thinking that blanket coverage of Ed Milikack is good idea.
less than Gary Glittet
Isn’t he Billy’s mate?
Isn’t this re-launch number 512 ?
Soon I will be the shit that faced a thousand launches !
( with apologies to Christopher Marlowe )
Ith thith the faathe that launchth a thousthand shipth,
and toppled the pwoud towerth of Oxo?
Miliband is an out of touch Hunt with a tune.
Careful that listhp is catching
I should think so too.
Stop shaking that spear.
Stop shaking that spеar.
It can’t be Donne.
As is universally acknowledged now…at least in my head .. that Gordon Brown was not prudent.
Has the labour party acknowledged this…erm…. on the Today programme?
You would think Ed is everywhere, the way BBC New 24 can’t seem to go 10 minutes without talking about him today!
They’re obviously taking a lead from Neo Guido.
http://www.chesterchronicle.co.uk/chester-news/local-chester-news/2012/01/05/weaver-vale-mp-graham-evans-has-been-slated-as-the-meanest-mp-59067-30061735/
Two loos Prescott at it again
I know! Not even offering shag!
Imagine the Star Wars remake.
Gordon Brown Vader holds Ed Skywalker dangling over the precipice.
“Ed i am your father, come with me and together we can rule the wilderness as father and son of Brown”
Surely the ruin would be the emporer ..
There is absolutely nothing that Ed could say or do to change my opinion that he has been a fucking expensive disaster for the United Kingdom.
I hate his fucking guts.
Save some of that hatred for Huhne, he REALLY deserves it.
I’m weady for my welaunch, like the wocket man I weally am.
Oh Weally….!!
Ed, says that he is the man of steal and shit.
An apprentice Prime Minister no less
64 That is vair, vair, unkind!
Could you lot please stop taking the piss out of my fucking useless brother?
Only if his equally useless older brother stops briefing against him.
Abracadabra bruvs.
Where you’ll take me, nobody knows
Have you been midnight toking again?
Fuck off David, its not as if we are brothers.
Neo Guido on Sky News at 18.30
Milliband looks more comfortable and convincing in the Where’s Wally outfit than he does in his suit at the dispatch box.
mmm dont think Joey jones is allowed to do that on skystrator
Someone once said “It ok not to be liked, but not Ok to be ridiculed”
Well something like that
D.U.E.M.A
I take it he’s off to planet Zog then.
I don’t think she understands what “trolling” is. The article itself is a classic piece of ATL trolling employing as it does the leftwing doublethink that only whites and right wingers can be racist.
She really is stupid.
Indeed my good lady, once upon a time trolling used to mean something and was a fine art praticed by vertiable artists on the internets blank canvas now a days it is a mere one size fits all excuse and get out of jail free card to use on those you don’t agree with and to shut down debate much like ‘racist’.
Actually there was an even older meaning of “Trolling” 1350–1400; Middle English trollen to roll, stroll < Middle French troller to run here and there < Middle High German trollen walk or run with short steps became part of the gay language, to troll, ask Billy B
Trolls is also an affectionate term used by rugby players to describe young female fans of the game. Gay players/followers of rugby also describe themselves as “trolls”. It would be interesting to hear Ms Penny`s opinion on that.
So why did Red Ed order Fatbott to apologise ?
and yhy did the elephantine Abbott feel the need to come up with that drivel about referring to 19th century colonialism as though that were the real context? (When it quite obviously was not the context, anyway).
Dear God. I just read wot Penny rote.
Lots of words that made no sense unless you too are a foaming at the mouth person of the left.Did she attend Oxbridge?
She seems very fond of herself.
Obviously starting a very successful push as a career politician.
Spits.
Did I tell all you folks that during the Christmas Holidays I went and did panto? Shouldn’t come as a complete surprise– after all, my writing pretty much follows the conventions of panto, such as the same formulaic presentations all the time, no surprises in store, same old stock villains, same old laugh lines, ignoring the obvious, “let’s all sing along!” etc.
I’ve always been a horse’s arse; now I got a chance to play one on stage!
At least Penny Dreadful hasn’t yet appeared on live News 24 this evening with a straight face claiming that Ed Miliband has charisma. I’m sure a pin dropped.
James McIntyre must have another career as a stand up comic.
So Watergate WAS about water!
I wonder if its gonna be a glam rock affair , do do do de do do do , you better take care , you better beware , you better watch out if you got long black hair
ah ahhhhhhhh Blackbuster (sweet cant remember when) or could be gary glitter , do wanna be in my gang , my postcode gang !, but tueday is some way off and he will be a tweakin from his hideout .
might as well say what i forgot to say , in that Dave sounded very at ease in his ward talk , in what he would like the NHS to try and improve upon , placing the fulcrum in a good position to try and adopt the good standards that are easy enough to work .
Bit of a lite enagement on HS2 , I nearly fell out of chair on CBI words , how excatly does “lack of high speed rail affect business investment ?” mmmm wont expense sapping high rail fares for business types reduce investment , or for that matter tax payer having subsidise veritable white elephant , noting all HS lines in Europe are state subsidised (somthing this weeks little tease on rail fare costs compared to europe failed to point out ). or perhaps put another way wouldnt not having to pay HS2 rail fares increase business investment ?
The capacity issue could of course be tackled in a completely different way , why do all these people need to travel to london , I mean what business activities are causing the increase in London commute , and would not relocating them to say to Birmingham or Manchester have a better overall ecnomic effect , rather than pressurising londons infrastructure more ?
Some of the evidence panel on the HS2 HOC meeting had some of most interesting facts about the scheme going and yet there seems to have been no reponse to these . I listened to quite a bit of it and thought it was pretty obvious that it was a rather expensive gamble .
I am not anti rail at all and it would be nice to look forward to the day when govt subsidey is ended , but if it turns out we need to get freight to user closer/sorted first , faster passenger travel will be rather short sighted
Another glorious socialist spend and waste scheme to help us keep up with EU levels of loss, on the way to our own national penury.
HS2 will contribute to Dave’s increase in national debt from the £900 Billion that Gordoom left us, to the £1600 BILLION that Dave is striving to achieve by the end of his Parliament.
BTW if Business thinks HS2 is such a great idea, why doesn’t the City come up with the capital, instead of Dave’s helpless TAXPAYERS.
What did happen to Capitalism, because this is not it.
+1.
Multi-billion pound make-work scheme. Just build some longer platforms or make double-decker trains if you need more capacity – which I doubt. Got to be cheaper to rejig a few bridges and tunnels than start from scratch. In fact you don’t even need to rebuild the bridges – just dig a bit deeper under them.
This is the Cameron plan, with only a couple of goals to achieve
1. Abolition of property in land and application of all rents of land to public purposes.
2. A heavy progressive or graduated income tax.
3. Abolition of all right of inheritance.
4. Confiscation of the property of all emigrants and rebels.
5. Centralisation of credit in the hands of the State, by means of a national bank with State capital and an exclusive monopoly.
6. Centralisation of the means of communication and transport in the hands of the State.
7. Extension of factories and instruments of production owned by the State; the bringing into cultivation of waste-lands, and the improvement of the soil generally in accordance with a common plan.
8. Equal liability of all to labour. Establishment of industrial armies, especially for agriculture.
9. Combination of agriculture with manufacturing industries; gradual abolition of the distinction between town and country, by a more equitable distribution of the population over the country.
10. Free education for all children in public schools. Abolition of children’s factory labour in its present form and combination of education with industrial production.
I send my condolences to the family of Elvis Presley, whose hits included I Cun’t Help Falling In Love.
I love Black to the Future.
are you sure it isnt Broke Black Mountain
That picture had a madman named “Brown” in it, too!
Is Kun Aguero being marked by Evra tomorrow?
Ed must be saved !!!!
Fucking Filthy Racist Scousers, why the fuck am I stuck playing for this shite team.
You did`nt learn that language in Dundee, did you?
From quotes at IMDB
Star Wars .. A New Dope. The Miliband Red-Ray edition.
A long time ago, in a leadership race of little importance, far, far away…
Ed Shitetalker buys androids from the tiny, squabbling, double dealing, corrupt scrap metal droid dealers, the Jowells. The red activist one blows up.
C3P-Hain “Master Ed. This one has quit. Seems he had a bad motivator.”
“Are you Tony-Benn Kenobi, of the far left alliance ?”
“now there’s a party I haven’t heard of in a long time..”
Outside the Cantina bar.
Old Tony-Benn Kenobi tells the Unison Immaterial stormtrooper guards.
“This is not the leader you are looking for. He should go about his business.”
In the bar. Ed Shitetalker is confronted by an angry, hideous faced old /new labour supporter. {John Prescott}
“My friends in the Lords don’t like you!”
“Well..I’m sorry..but I’ll try my very best..”
“I don’t like you either. You just watch yourself. We’re unwanted men. I have punched voters on twelve boundaries. ”
Old Tony-Benn Kenobi steps in..
“This little one isn’t worth the bother..I’ll buy you a pie..”
At the table – they meet Plan Loco {ed balls}
Ed Shitetalker: “Benn – is this the smuggler?”
Tony-Benn Kenobi: “well ..he’s certainly very smug”
Plan Loco: “Sure..I can get you to number 10..But what’s in it for me?”
Tony-Benn Kenobi: “Double cabinet post pension pots for you and your wife. Half in expenses now..and half later..You have a plan to get us there?”
Plan Loco: “You’ve never heard of the Pollonium Balls-Con? Its the plan that destroyed the economy in less than 12 parliaments.”
At the trader’s spacecraft
Ed Shitetalker: “What a heap of junk! These ancient tax and spend policies will never fly”
Plan Loco: “Listen kid..they’ll make it past The BBC completely undetected. They may not look like much, but they’ve got it where it counts. In PFI hidden debts! I’ve made a lot of special modifications myself. I changed many of the ’9′s to ’0′s.”
Tony-Benn Kenobi: “Your father’s Abacus. This is the weapon of a Jedwood Shite. Not as accurate or precise as a calculator; an elegant calculating device for a more prosperous age. For over a thousand days, the Jedwood Shites were the guardians of the finances in the Old Labour Republic. Before the dark times… before there was no money left..”
Ed talks about predators and producers again.
Plan Loco: Damn fool, I knew he was going to say that.
Tony-Benn Kenobi: Who’s the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?
Dave Prentis: Red One standing by!
Sadiq Khan: Red Three standing by!
Polly Toynbee: Red Six standing by!
10 o’clock news: Red Ten standing by!
Ken Livingstone: Red Ken standing by!
Dianne Abbott: Red or black, standing by!
Red Ed: Yep..That’s about all who will vote for me.
Red Ed: Stay on message..stay on message..
Red Abbott: I got a problem here. My Twitter finger’s getting cramp. And I’m eating soup!
Red Ed: Eject!
Red Abbott: I can hold it. Gimme more room to type.
Red Ed: You’re too off message. Shut up!
Red Abbott: No, I’m all right…
[death scream]
Red Six: [Porky Abbott's career explodes from a media crossfire]
Bravo
Watch out BQ, BB is behind you
Me thinks you doth protest just a little too much.
Lord Prescott of Hutt surely?
Death of Porky Abbott.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jan/07/stan-collymore-racist-abuse-twitter
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/jan/07/tom-adeyemi-oldham-liverpool-abuse?INTCMP=SRCH
Get the robbie Fowler link up as well ( he blacked up)
Can we also have the Evra clip where he says “n****r” ?
But it is in French where clearly it means something different
http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/886639-robbie-fowler-criticised-over-blacked-up-lionel-richie-twitter-photo
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/4044660/Diane-Abbott-in-new-row-after-racist-cabbies-slur.html
Is there no one in Ed Miliband’s corner to throw the towel in? Come on Ed you are looking really, really stupid now. It really is time to pack up.
Excuse me, but I think you have Ed Miliband confused with someone who has self-awareness.
Somehow, you just get the feeling that Ed’s relaunch is going to backfire in some way.
It says something about the political debate in Britain when Ed Miliband’s best chance of making progress is to keep his head down, and his mouth shut.
He could go and stay at Gorgons place for a couple of years, after all Ed was his acolyte.
For a moment, I thought you said ‘catamite’. Phew!
Nigel refused to share a platform with a racist
Nigel would have written Dionne’s Obbitt maybe?
cought polly on sky earlier spinning ” ed man of steel” “strong silent type” collosus astride… will come good polly every labourer knows that keeping this tit as leader….. labour are fucked, fucked & treble fucked fraser nelson did well to keep his composure
A man of Steel – just like Iosif Vissionarivich?
Can’t imagine Stalin allowing his henchmen to tweet for him on the death of a gameshow host.
She tried that in the Gruianrad today.
Even there she got slated by Cifers. Wonder where all the usual leftie loons have gone?
Comfort shopping mainly. Buy chocolate futures.
Wonder where all the usual leftie loons have gone?
They’ve probably all been banned too. It’s getting to the stage where the only people allowed to comment will be Polly herself.
If pollytwaddle’s back from her luxury tuscan villa things must be really bad for militwit and she sure isn’t going to make them any better by trying to make him out as the next messiah.
For a woman on £120k a year, plus undisclosed private sources, Ms Toynbee is remarkably free of any dress sense, a bitchy point, i know, but i do feel better with it off my chest.
How much would a facelift cost?
Not a simple straight-forward one, but the full blown operation with bells on.
She should start with the facial hair IMHO.
I’ll give her a free one, with a baseball bat, fucking useless champagne lefty.
Husband just got sacked.
Hahahahaha.
You’ll be banned for mentioning that on CiF.
Censorship
Is
Flourishing.
Aye. It’s like the BBC website now. You are free to post but anything not from the Labour party line will be removed from the comments on any pretext whatsoever. Particularly if it’s on the first page.
Not just the website, any answers carefully edited, no live defence for Hackney Abbott but dimblebore read out sufficient emails, to make it balanced.
The BBC (don’t just mean abbott) needs sorting out before GE.
Indeed. And when Clarkson took the pi55 out of them by presenting a ‘balanced’ view suggesting strikers be shot in front of their families the bed-wetters immediately started swooning and pretending not to get the joke.
Funny that. The Surgeon-general is saying something similar.
Luxury Tuscan villa lives in you!
Come Tuesday,
Never let the French bring up the rear
oooh, you are awfull..!!
Ah a relaunch. Well labour are master’s at those. Will they be having a make believe elvis like they did for gordon?
Hahahahahahahahaha….
Nearly choked on my tea – Funnier than when I saw it first time – wonder if the person who choreographed it ever worked for Labour again? I doubt it.
I don’t know who choreographed it but I do remember mandy grandly announcing that there was going to be a massively important star there that day.
To this day I have’tt worked out whether he was trying to be funny or trying to stitch gordon up.
WTF!
Wow “booked into the Today show next Tuesday.” Hardly news. On 2 January oday programme announced there would be interviews this week and next week. I hope Guido is not paying Neo Guido for this rubbish.
Just keep the interviews coming beeboids.
Ed Miliband…..the gift that keeps on giving.
Ed’s new capitalism just introduced in ad on ITV
” With 20% off furniture in our half-price sale “
Moribund II on the launch pad and counting.
48 Hours to Blast Off.
Frank Spencer Mission Control declaring ~ All systems GO
“All we have to do now is sit back and wait for the ‘Ooh Betty’ Moment.”
‘man of steel’ ??!!!
was that a pollytwaddle quote?
I think Ed’s advisors are hoping to mimic the stunningly popular cannon launch of Russell Grant on Strictly. Come to think of it, I think they have a lot in common. Hapless, I think the word is……
I bought a scrapyard today, full of old cars, fridges and washing machines.
I’m reopening it tomorrow as a council estate garden centre
Oh I see militwit gave an interview to the gruadian today in which he said he was ‘ someone of real steel and grit’.
If you have to go around trumpetting that about yourself , the chances are, it probably isn’t true.
Oh yeah. Real steel. Like that geeky one off ‘The Inbetweeners’.
I’m thuper
Thankth for athking
All thingth conthidered
I couldn’t be better I must thay
I’m feeling thuper
No, nothing bugth me
Everything is thuper when you’re
Don’t you think I look cute in this hat?
I’m tho thorry
Mithter Cripple
But I jutht can’t feel too bad for you right now.
Becauthe I’m feeling
Tho inthanely thuper
That even the fact that you can’t walk
Can’t bring me down
[Background singers:]
He’th thuper
Thankth for athking
All thingth conthidered
He couldn’t be better he must say
Shades of the broon talking about courage.
The chip never flies far from the block, so to speak.
We never see ourselves for who we really are. The only opinions that matter about anyone – is somebody else’s.
I think this just about sums up Nu Liebore re-launches of leaders
Seriously, if I was Ed Mil or one of his advisors I would be very worried. Ridicule permanently damages precisely because it is so memorably ridiculous. Who doesn’t remember Michael Foot’s ‘donkey’ jacket? Even though it wasn’t one, apparently. I think Ed’s damaged because he has so little scope for appearing dynamic, unless he sacks Ed Balls. That would be impressive.
‘running out of money’ makes it sound as though it was not their fault.
They spent money unwisely, like water. And when it was gone they printed more and then spent again like undisciplined kids with a credit card not knowing how to keep themselves out of debt.
the fuckwits in Government at the minute are doing exactly the same though…
“Spending” is one way to describe it.
“Stealing” would be more accurate.
So is militwit going to tell us on Tuesday what he plans to do about the economy if he gets into no10 given that he doesn’t believe in cuts and does believe in gordon’s spend spend spend philosophy that got us into this mess in the first place?
Perhaps liam’ there’s no money left’ byrne will want to help him out of his hole.
Vacant Ned won’t have to worry about that Nell because nobody at the BBC will bring up Liam Byrne’s oh-so-hilarious ‘Fuck you’ to the nation. Nor indeed Alistair Darling’s admission that Labour cuts would be deeper than Fatchers. Nor ervyn King’s pre-election comment that whoever gained power would be forced to make such deep cuts they’d be out of power for a generation.
Nope. Ned will be bowled nice under-arm long-hops by the BBC which he’ll probably still manage to glove behind. He really is that shit.
If he needs a plan, he could promise to make all credit and store cards illegal. That may go some way towards helping the country dig itself out of the doodoo.
Ed discovered in the job that he has steel and grit, why is why he stood for the job
You sound almost as thick as your leader, mate.
Not as thick as you, since you cannot see the chicken-and-egg irony in my comment
yes, 100%. He fucked that comment up too…
Do you know, you’re right? It’s so clear now! Please, speak more on this so others may see the truth of what you say.
Cue Labour-instigated faux indignation from ”Tourette’s Society of Great Britain’.
The BBC will soon be leading with Yvette Cooper giving it ‘Tourettes is a serious condition and it is embarrassing for sufferers to be the butt of jokes by the Prime Minister. He should apologise immediately’.
The BBC contacted a spokesman for the Tourette’s Society of Great Britain who said ‘Fuck Arse Bollocks C*unt’.
And now, the weather where you are.
Just as long as Cameron doesn’t make some half-fast joke like “Oh– had an attack of Tourette’s myself, there!” the whole thing should blow over. Believe me, politicians do NOT want to go down the road of talking about people who open their gobs and can’t control what comes out.
I demand an apology from Cameron for comparing people like me to Ed Balls!
Any resemblance between these people and the Front Benches is unfortunate.
For the Family, not the Front Benchers.
https://www.google.com/
(Centenary of the artist’s birth.)
Isn’t there an SU somewhere crying out for his ‘skills’?
What’s an SU?
Diane Abbott is an anti racist campaigner…Fact.
Diane Abbott’s campaigns are always about whities abusing Darkies…Fact.
Racism does happen the other way around ….Fact.
Her Tweet that the White people divide and rule was racist…Fact.
You’ll get no argument here.
To be frank John and I consider myself a reasonably educated person, I was not sure what Tourettes was. Now that google has informed me what Tourettes is I have to agree with Cameron.
+1
If there’s something strange
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
BLACKBUSTERS
If there’s something weird
and it don’t look good
Who ya gonna call?
BLACKBUSTERS
Right on cue. The cock-waving Imbecile Prescott suddenly discovers a life-long commitment to Tourette’s sufferers.
‘I am discombobulated by the seriousnessiveness of the insensitivityness of the Prime Ministers words. He should apologise immediately.’
Diane Abbott tweeted ‘Another typically racist and insensitive comment from the privately educated Prime Minister’.
Empty Ned, the shadow leader commented ‘Too fathst, too dtheep’.
Toxic Ned commented through the medium of mime making what various observers suggested was either a throat-slashing motion, a signal he was running out of oxygen or a limp ‘Heil Hitler’ salute.
I’m a man of steel.
In Vacant Ned’s case it’s more likely to be a man of steal.
And grift.
I hear his fave pop group is Steelers Wheel.
BBC Radio 4 News tonight had the doughty Milliband on the offensive demonstrating his skills by launching a pre-emptive strike with Chukka on Executive Pay. It was like a Party Political Broadcast. All it needed was brass band in the background
It was like a Party Political Broadcast.
Errr – and this differs from the BBC usual ‘interviews’ with Labour politicians how exactly?
We’ll likely be getting another one on the Andrew Marr show tomorrow morning.
‘So, Mr Balls, in your own words explain how the T*ries are fucking the UK economy and how you would fix it by borrowing more money…’
the fawning davies had his head to far and to fast up chukka the fucca’s arse !
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/8999890/Tony-Blair-and-the-8million-tax-mystery.html
Must read
Bollocks to Mili take a gander at this. For the past 10 years I’ve dogmatically assumed the WTC attacks were by Arab terrorists. There were THREE towers remember…
The Planes where controlled using US Air Force “QRS11 Triaxial Remote Guidance System” (“JPALS”). Essentially it’s a “gyro on a chip” using GPS and electronics implanted in the Boeing aircraft allowing them to be controlled remotely. All 5 planes had their black box in flight recorders turned off. The recorder is turned off when the Airborne Warning and Control System takes over the craft.
The CIA carried out the attacks and staged the so-called cell phone calls from passengers on the commercial airlines by using voice impersonation technology and other remote technologies. This group also created the conspiracy story of 19 Arab hijackers, many of whom where either dead or in jail in the middle east.
The airline passengers on 9/11 where probably gassed aboard their plane and then sent to either the Amtrak facility in Kansas City, Kansas or the FEMA crematorium in Terra Haute, ID to be incinerated.
The NIST report does not mention how buildings can collapse due to fire without a historical precedent of any steel framed skyscraper collapsing other than in a controlled demolition. This issue is avoided by claiming that “global collapse” was “inevitable” after the “initiation of collapse.”
While the building is collapsing you can see puffs of smoke (“sprites”) exploding outward from each floor in a timely manner, 10 to 15 floors below the rubble as the building collapses. This would suggest the detonators where on a timed circuit set to go off in a controlled manner, enabling the building to collapse in a free fall. An unobstructed freefall using Newtonian physics would be 6 seconds. If the building collapsed in the ‘pancake’ manner often described, logic would dictate that this would greatly reduce the speed, however the World trade center collapsed in 7 seconds.
This makes sense when you consider the testimony from the firefighters. They reported hearing regular explosions but the media ignored their testimony. Even Columbia Observatory recorded explosions on their seismograph, moments prior to the collapse. Prior to 9/11, no steel building had ever collapsed due to fire. Jet fuel cannot burn hot enough to melt steel because steel melts at 2,700 degrees Fahrenheit, while Jet fuel burns at 1,800.
The truth is the fire burned around 700 degrees and was about to extinguish itself. This is confirmed by the black smoke which occurs in an oxygen deprived fire. There is no way the fires could have burned as hot as the government claimed especially when videos show people sitting at the edge of the impact hole waiting to be rescued.
Steven Jones, professor of physics at Brigham Young University found that the rubble had evidence of evaporated steel, and thermite which is used in controlled demolitions. For steel to evaporate it would require temperatures in excess of 5,000 degrees Fahrenheit. Even three weeks after the world trade collapsed there where still areas of rubble so hot fire fighters could not go near it.
Perhaps this explains why the government was so eager to ship the “evidence”, to China and South Korea. This was a crime scene, and by removing the evidence the government violated crime scene laws. Oddly enough the company tasked to do this was none other than “Controlled Demolition Inc.” With all this “heat” how come the terrorist’s passports which linked Al-Qaeda to the attacks fail to burn in the raging inferno as claimed by the government?
The Bush family and the Bin Laden family are best friends. They where business partners in Saudi Oil and members of the Carlye Group. Bin Laden checked into the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, MN prior to September 11, 2001 seeking medical treatment for his kidney problems and died on December 26, 2001 from kidney failure and lung complications.
Incredibly, Congress has passed the National Defense Appropriations Act, Amendment 1031, which allows for the military detention of American citizens. It is so loosely worded that ANY American citizen could be held without due process.
They are forgetting something critical: history shows that those who sign bills will be subject to these bills themselves. Perhaps Congress assumes that it will always only be “they” who will be arrested and detained. The facts recited above constitute prima facie evidence that George W. Bush, Richard B. Cheney, Donald H. Rumsfeld—and other John and Jane Does are independently and jointly guilty of Treason against these United States under Article III(3) of the U.S. Constitution.
I have a bridge to sell you.
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Expect an arrest of said people any time.
FYI the US did NOT ill Osama bin Laden May 2 in Pakistan — or any day, anywhere. That is not to say that this scenario does not serve a useful purpose in laying the so-called “War on Terror” completely to rest, but the allegation at the center of it is not true, nevertheless.
Expect an arrest by the US military of the said people at any time.
For your information the US did not kill Osama bin Laden on May 2 in Pakistan, or on any other day, anywhere. He had numerous ailments and died of natural causes. That is not to say that this scenario does not serve a useful purpose in laying the so-called “War on Terror” to rest, but the allegation at the center of it is not true, nevertheless.
Many people remain in ignorance of the deeper purpose of what 9/11 was. The so-called Illuminati, who wish to reduce the population of our planet from 7 billion to 500 million know that when all this becomes publicly known, they will fall.
Their hold on many members of Congress is still very strong. Remember that President Obama is just one man. Everything he directs is supposed to be carried out by others. If many of these others are intent on subverting his orders, what can he do to prevent it?
I strongly believe that as soon as the Illuminati stranglehold on government and the military, etc is broken, which will probably be this year, President Obama will actually be able to lead his government and bring some of his plans into action, without being subverted every step of the way.
Expect an arrest by the US military of the said people at any time.
The US did not kill Osama bin Laden on May 2 in Pakistan, or on any other day, anywhere. He had numerous ailments and died of natural causes. That is not to say that this scenario does not serve a useful purpose in laying the so-called “War on Terror” to rest, but the allegation at the center of it is not true, nevertheless.
Many people remain in ignorance of what the deeper purpose of 9/11 was. The so-called Illuminati who wish to reduce the population of our planet from 7 billion to 500 million know that when all this becomes publicly known, they will fall.
Their hold on many members of Congress is still very strong. Remember that President Obama is just one man. Everything he directs is supposed to be carried out by others. If many of these others are intent on subverting his orders, what can he do to prevent it?
I strongly believe that as soon as the Illuminati stranglehold on government and the military, etc is broken, which will probably be this year, President Obama will actually be able to lead his government and bring some of his plans into action, without being subverted every step of the way.
Steven Jones, professor of physics at Brigham Young University
Would that be the same Brigham Young University where you can study creationist palaeontology? I wouldn’t pay too much attention to what any of their ‘scientists’ have to say.
The question is how did those explosives get into the building without anyone noticing?
On the weekend 8-9 September there was a power cut in the south tower. For 36 hours there was no electricity from the 50th floor up, so that there was no CCTV or security locks on doors. Maintenance staff reported seeing ‘engineers’ coming and going and the sound of heavy objects being shifted around on floors supposedly unoccupied. Remarkably bomb sniffing dogs patrols where halted on September 6, 2001.
Securacom (later renamed Stratesec ) was responsible for the security of the WTC complex. Marvin Bush was on the board of directors. Isn’t it strange that he has never been investigated especially considering Securacom was also in charge of security for United Airlines and Dulles International Airport?
So there’s such a thing as creationist physics? Can hardly begin to imagine what they believe. Gravity is the will of God? Atoms are an illusion sent by Satan? Pi is 3 (see 1 Kings 7:23 & 26)?
Given that the claim is that “thermite” was found in the rubble, the most likely explanation is that the remains of rusty brains and tinfoil hats were somehow commingled with the debris.
How people continue to believe this sort of conspiracy theory is beyond me – the simplest explanation is that there is a malign entity controlling their minds and blinding them to the obvious truth that the steel was weakened by the heat and gravity did the rest.
Ah bless , an so you really expect us all to believe that no pilot could override remote control ………… whole thing hinges on made up intro mix of tech myth , funny that virginia flight highjackers got overun , must have just been lucky hitting that CIA control off button .
There is no way a 124 foot wide Boeing 757 airplane could fit into a hole 15-18 feet wide.
Pentagon officials confiscated 80 video cameras which where focused on the pentagon, and eyewitnesses had to sign nondisclosure agreements. Only one of these videos has been released and is only 4 frames. All we can see from the video is a blurry metal lump of some sort hit the pentagon. It is safe to rule out a 757, because such a large aircraft flying at 450 mph would be torn apart from turbulence created while flying under 60 feet in altitude.
Bush ordered the destruction of the Pentagon building to prevent the USA returning to constitutional law. Remote pilot technology was used to fly a small white private plane loaded with explosives into the Pentagon at the exact location of the White Knights in their new Naval Communications Center who at the time were supporting National Economic Security and Recovery Act (NESARA) implementation nationwide.
What pilots ?
Conspiracy my arse – the establishment make a fuck up of everything it touches.
When has it ever done anything right?
It was the establishment, Jim, but not as we know it.
Sounds about right. Did you never hear that taxes are for little people?
After Al Fayed got away with claiming that brown envelopes were stuffed with ‘foreign capital’
Caesar had his Brutus, Charles I his Cromwell, and Leona Helmsley her Internal Revenue Service– may Tony Blair profit from their examples!
If this be treason, make the most of it!
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1891335_1891333_1891317,00.html Scroll down if necessary
For Ms. Ewanme Botha whoever, and wherever, you are. With love:
And along the same lines, another one from the 80′s:
For Ewa:
We like Ewaname dont we Giudo? Its a shame Im gay sometimes, isn’t it Neo? Id quite lke some company in my booth occcasionallly. I imagine E like this don”t I Guido? PS did I win the craption contest this week
Re-launching, again?
Light red touchpaper and run away as far as your little legs will carry you.
Vacant Ned’s leadership inspires further Labour losses in Fucking Scotland…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-16443340
The SNP has taken control of Clackmannanshire Council, after a vote of no confidence in its Labour administration.
‘Finances had been badly managed’
Under Labour? Surely some mistake…
It’s a good job Toynbee isn’t black otherwise everybody would be reported to Plod for ‘racism’ for disagreeing with her. I suspect Lee Jasper is the same. Anybody who disagrees with him will be a ‘racist’. Because he ‘feels’ it. Which is all the ‘evidence’ it needs to be true thanks to Labour brilliantly crafted law.
The only safe thing is to not talk to block people at all. Although that’s probably racist too. So, basically you can’t win. Even if you agree with them 100% that’ll be open to interpretation as ‘patronizing’ and therefore da da ‘racist’.
No wonder N*ick Gr*if*in does so well in Labour constituencies.
Im not “comfortable” with what you have posted, and makng someone “uncomfortable” is amongst the most serious crimes that can be committed theses days. Therefore I sentence you not to death because we dont believe in the Death penalty as some innocent person may be executed by mistake at some point in the future, but rather to be part of an Afghan wedding party which is certain to be spattered to fuck by our bombing campaign which is unfortunate but you know such is life.
That’s nothing you fucker. I’m ‘disappointed’. And that trumps everything except ‘racism’. Including ‘uncomfortable’.
So he reports everyone to whom– the police who are “institutionally racist,” according to the Leftie gospel? The only thing more ludicrous than Lee Crapper’s empty threats of his own being made, is the fact that the Plod would probably be prevailed upon, were he actually to go through with it, to have to investigate, and upon turning up nothing, would be accused of a WHITEwash.
Hiya, honey.
This vid from 1968 is fulla British people (some of them whited-up) an it looks like they wanna kill each other , don’t it ??
Don’t forget , darlin : this woz 44 years ago , FlabBot , honey x .
Thank fuck we’s progressed from those
darkblack an whiteolden days , eh , honey ???Now Labour MPs call on hapless Ed Miliband to ‘get a grip’
Rik Henderson, below, a contemporary from North London’s Haverstock School, said: ‘I remember a teacher saying, “Ed is going to be on Blockbusters.”
‘Ed was not the sort to want attention, but the teacher was very proud. I remember rushing home to watch him on TV.
‘He looked and sounded exactly as he does now. If I remember rightly, he was wearing a bow-tie.’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2083700/Now-Labour-MPs-hapless-Ed-Miliband-grip.html
Heaven help us, the left are on the run, good….married and four young boys, I despise what we have come on to….Dave is all well and good but we need a serious right-wing party/leader that will rid us once and for all of the left-wing bias that infects every area of my life.
A RIVAL TO D.U.E.M.A ??
http://www.saveed.org/Society_for_the_Prevention_of_Cruelty_to_Ed_Miliband/Welcome.html
Lee Jasper and Diane Abbott play the black card to the max. FFS is every policeman in the UK supposed to protect them from their own stupidity?
LOL!
Fuckin’ morons!
What happens if we ring that nmber Guido?
‘Divide and rule’ Diane Abbott sent son to £6,000 private school in Ghana
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2083704/Divide-rule-Diane-Abbott-sent-son-6-000-private-school-Ghana.html
Diane Abbott tacitly admits that UK schools would not prepare her son for University by doing so. What she also tacitly admits is that for people of privilege such as herself, education is a quid pro quo, if you have enough quid. Her support of the SOS Kinderdorf system can be spun as being admirable, and her “African diaspora” bona fides burnished, by sending her son to the SOS school in Ghana. But in fact, those schools there are set up in a way to cream the top students off from those they educate in their lower grades through their Children’s Village orphanages, with those able to afford the tuition charges (i.e. the wealthier Ghanaians and foreigners) subsidising the others. It is by no means any kind of democratic institution Ms Abbott’s son attended, in the sense of uplifting all Ghanaians. Once again the Left are shown to be hypocrites who know what’s better for you than you do and will enforce that vision whilst exempting themselves from its effects. As a prominent pseudo-intellectual once observed, they’re just nicer people. (And deserve different treatment because of that.)
And so to bed, like Samuel Pepys.
Booiiing !!
I feel amongst friends here.
Don’t.
Ed Balls, is that you?
Miliband can do what he likes , he’s a no mark
However, disabled people are not so lucky. Even though the government states that fraud/error in the system is only 2.2% and that it has gleafully saved £3M since April 2011 – they continue to harrass all disabled people as part of their ‘cleansing’ (their word) of the system
http://tcell.org.uk/blog/incapacity-benefit-review-0
what we are seeing now is unashamedly disablity cleansing – and too many disabled people have taken their own lives than endure the stress of governent investigations … people are no longer people, they are economic units
All MPs have now privvy to an £8000 lunch subsidy per year – which is more than most disabled people receive in a year!!!!
Who’s the nazis now??????
Step aside Superman here comes SuperEd (not to be confused with Superted) man of steel. Able to leap the OXO building in a single bound.
The best way to re-launch Little Milliband would be to launch him into outer space! However, this no-hope “leader” of the no-hope Labour party is going in one direction only and it’s not up!!!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/8999890/Tony-Blair-and-the-8million-tax-mystery.html
utter fuckin’ c unt