Brillo’s trailer for his much anticipated Sunday Politics show, launching next week, reveals that the man about town wears the classic night time attire favoured by playboys from Hugh Hefner to Frank Sinatra. Black silk pyjamas…
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
Ginger rat on head, still ?
B L A C K pjs he’s obviously trying to wind me up.
I have decided that the UK needs to pay more into the Euro bail-out scheme. Therefore all housing benefit claimants must be moved into caravans as the UK can’t afford them any more. Also my massively fat black Labour poodle is instructed to stop biting the white poodles.
Hello there you Limeys. How’s that cut and burn of your economy going? Gonna help you pay down all your debts on time is it?
Here in the great US of A we have borrowed mucho dollars to stimulate our economy and it is paying off. Unemployment is down for the second month running! See getting into debt works ask my apostles Balls and Kaletsky.
Economy gonna be just right in time to re-elect his blessedness in November. After that, who cares!
RACIST!!!
Hooray for the Black Pyjamas !
I`ll bet they`re a better fit than the black shirt, old Rothermere used to wear.
He would look much better with a Kilt over his head.
You inglishmen are hilarious with your kilt jokes, crack me up everytime, really.
That’s ironic, as a glimpse arse crack is always a big danger with kilts.
A chippy jock, well who’d have thunk it. How’s this grab you? When you stop sending your jokes over the border to “lead” us, then we’ll stop making jokes about kilts. Deal?
He’d look even better with a noose around his neck.
do you want to see some old poloroids i found?
The burning question is. will we get to see Andrew Neil in HD?
Brillo is the one shining light at the BBC, he seems the only who has a grasp of reallity and the one reason to watch the BBC politcs show.
I ,look forward to seeing his new show.
Billy thinks that Blue Nun is a porn vid.
As usual Billy is correct.
http://www.channel4.com/culture/microsites/T/talking_points/rbn.html
Billy is about as correct as a used chocolate dildo.
Well he’s certainly right!
You can never right a wrong’un.
Agreed – I attended a presentation by him a while ago.
On the other hand, I can’t help thinking that in this video he has been subjected to a Berlusconi make-over, including permanent facial hair removal – no 5 o’ clock shadow? The py-jys are probably there if he does not dye his chest hair.
I know what you like about Brillo, Billy, it’s the black silk pyjamas, it’s the feel and lustre of them, you could asked Brillo where he got his pj’s from and then you could obtain a loan to by a pair, just imagine how your friends will long to have a pair Billy (w’not they be jealous) but I am not so sure about black though.
That made me feel quite ill. Does he wear Hi Karate aftershave, i wonder?
in response to Billy Bowden @1:44pm
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He’s a real knock out isn’t he
I would not want to have been born in the same year and on the same date as he was.
P l e a s e !!
No suggestions that he should give Diane a brilloing
are they still intending to cut away and show shit regional stuff during the show?
I as to put up with the bearded cu’nt peter Enley
Even regional BBC politics cun’ts are rabid labourites
Fuck off cu’nt
Hi Peter. Thanks for all your support and that of BBC South during my recent troubles. Boaz.
Boss says thanks Handy. Thanks too for the exclusive on your own forthcoming ‘Bedtime Stories’ which will surely be a best-seller.
Nighty, night, dont let the ginger bed bugs bite
That is being racist about ginger bed bugs
Shuddup fuckole
His portrait in the attic obviously has mildew..
O/T, But the BBC radio news this morning lead with ‘Ed Miliband’s vision thing, “up for the fight”, “clear plan” etc. FFS, that’s the main item in the news??? I know the BBC do all they can to puff the adenoidal loser, but that takes the biscuit..
The BBC are right to highlight Ed Milibands interview and comments, the country as a whole have misunderstood Ed, they need educating.
D.U.E.M.A
Is that some new brand of latex contraceptive Billy
..but he did say he relished opposition, lets just hope he can enjoy that for a very long time indeed…
Thank heavens they are not pink.
Black does have its draw backs
Oh my god!, not more cutting edge stuff from the BBC.
Bit of a Flash ‘arry innit?
I go to bed naked.
I bet Sarah sleeps in the spare room then!
Way too much information for me to cope with Gordon.
For a jock, ‘naked’ means they strip down to their second to last layer of grubby thermals.
Cracks me up everytime !
Piss off, it’s a Saturday, shouldn’t you be rat arsed in a skip somewhere?
I go to bed wearing my scarf, loosely tied, and with a teddy bear. It sends the young girls wild.
Don’t forget the viagra and the electric toothtbrush. My book comes out soon, it will all be in it.
I go to bed wearing Chanel No 5
You go to bed in the Channel Tunnel and then there’s no room for the trains.
That’s just bare arsed cheek Gordon
Ed Miliband didn’t make a mistake, he was just tweeting a new song he wrote for the Kop:
There’s someone black in ya neighbourhood who ya gona call?
BLACKBUSTERS!
…given his keyboard skills, do you think he actually meant to type an eight letter word after ‘black’: you know, the one that almost rhymes with those once-extinct Scotch game-birds (Freudian-slip, and all that)?
No: this is fantasy beyond fantasy – like suggesting that an academic (!) from an immigrant family, might be supported by the Unions, those tireless supporters of the -horny-handed sons of toil…
“Sad to hear that Bob Holness has died. A generation will remember him fondly from Bumbusters.”
Busting makes me feel good.
Billy you have been on those porn sites again, you’re just a naughty little boy, bend over and kiss the gunner’s daughter
I’m on Take Me Out tonight but I can’t get a taxi to stop for me. TAAAAAXXIIIIIIIII!!!
How come you spent about two grand per annum on cabs in your expenses then.
Try walking – you look like you could do with the exercise.
She daren’t. The abuse from the little people in the street would be too much to bear
Good thing Les Dawson died years before Ed became leader. He hosted Blankety Bank.
And here is the background song in full: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZXZ2wWmARY
Anyone who had a heart
My version was better, sod off back to the `pool, Cilla.
Cilla is just a proffessional Liverpudlian
I’m shit, will always be shit, and will do my upmost to make sure we have another Tory government, in as shitty a way as possible.
Go steady on the enemas …….
Is he doing something for me?
I don’t know, only you would know that
It was just corrected in time, by a Labour Spad, before ED hit the transmit button.
He was tweeting to Fabio Capello, and was suggesting that England might have more success at the next world cup if the W.A.G.S. went with the squad.
Labour Spin Doctors think somebody has it in for Ed, and keep swapping the A and O keys on his keyboard.
squod?
You just know Peter Stringfellow wears black silk pyjamas as well.
Don’t you think that would cramp his style Ginny
Let me guess – they only had white wine on offer?
“It will be all white on the night”
Diane Abbott gameshows
The Miscegenation Game
Nope. Couldn’t get a taxi to stop for me.
S’funny. A Hackney carriage won’t stop for a Hackney MP.
They are taking Billy’s friends around to his pad so they can see his new black silk pyjamas just like Brillo’s
And in the Green Room too!
Just more proof she is a racist. Running scared, well wobbling more likely.
The fat twat couldn’t get a black cab
They were going to video it in black and white. She objected to the white.
Ah, that’s why Farage was sitting next what appeared to be one of the extras from the Hobbit movie. All is explained.
My condolences to the family of Les Dawson, host of Blakety Wank.
Chinese resort planned for rural Wales
“The majority will be for Chinese people,” Elena Krashia, project manager for developers Maxhard, told AFP.
“Wales is a nice area, the landscape is very nice and the people are friendly. There are plenty of things to do in Wales, for example there are national parks close to the site.”
Welsh & Chinese… imagine the roadsigns
Billy or imposters.
Don’t you dare highlight MAXHARD
Or Rranfairpwrrgwyngyrrgogerychwyrndrobwrrrrantysiriogogogoch.
Strangely enough, Wales is a favourite destination for the chinky eyed Japanese too. Eyties also seem to like the place.
Ah, shaddapa ya face.
+∞
Amir Khan finds new practice target for return fight
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02102/EdM_2102546c.jpg
Being a retired butler of the old school, I feel it is my duty to enlighten Signor Brillo (from his surname, I assume he is an Italian) on our English customs. With only one exception, black items of clothing are permitted only over other items of different hues, e.g. a black dress bow tie over a white dickey. The sole exception is black socks, which are of course de rigeur in formal situations. Otherwise, no gentleman wears black next to the skin. As for ‘pyjamas’, they were unknown in my time in service, though I gather they were sometimes worn by ‘fast’ young ladies and a certain type of young man whose nature cannot be told in a family newspaper. However, I would not be too hard on Signor Brillo. His ignorance of good form can be excused by his being a gentleman of the foreign persuasion, as well as by the disjointed nature of the times owing to the fact that the present Conservative prime minister is apparently the daughter of a provincial grocer.
It’s an improvement on his clubbing vest at least.
I wonder if Brillo will be looking at this story in more detail on his new Sunday Politics show…..
Tony Blair and the £8million tax ‘mystery’
A very very interesting report in The Telegraph……….
Once again proves, that some are certainly more equal than others !!!!!!
especially Bliar who’s up there right at the top of the pile………which is now
beginning to stink more & more excrement…..but who is going to confirm
all of this information is more detail ….& the amount of Tax that should have
been paid…. I wonder will it be Guido ?? or has all of the important
documents now been shredded……..
Looks good, bound to be plenty of crucial insight into the modern world from someone who hasn’t heard that WE STOPPED USING MAGNETIC TAPE IN PERSONAL VOICE RECORDERS TEN YEARS AGO.
still looks like a bunch of arse programme
“Are there any more cliches I can record on my dictaphone?”