January 7th, 2012

Brillo’s Bedroom Secrets Revealed


  1. 1
    weightwatchers says:

    Ginger rat on head, still ?

  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Brillo is the one shining light at the BBC, he seems the only who has a grasp of reallity and the one reason to watch the BBC politcs show.

    I ,look forward to seeing his new show.

  3. 3

    That made me feel quite ill. Does he wear Hi Karate aftershave, i wonder?

  4. 4
    Fatbutt says:

    B L A C K pjs he’s obviously trying to wind me up.

  5. 5
    Billy's Newest Fan says:

    in response to Billy Bowden @1:44pm


  6. 6
    Meanew says:

    Billy thinks that Blue Nun is a porn vid.

  7. 7

    I would not want to have been born in the same year and on the same date as he was.

  8. 8
    @Sceptic_Tank says:

    Agreed – I attended a presentation by him a while ago.

    On the other hand, I can’t help thinking that in this video he has been subjected to a Berlusconi make-over, including permanent facial hair removal – no 5 o’ clock shadow? The py-jys are probably there if he does not dye his chest hair.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    P l e a s e !!
    No suggestions that he should give Diane a brilloing

  10. 10
    !"£ says:

    are they still intending to cut away and show shit regional stuff during the show?

  11. 11
    Jasmin Alibi Cunt says:

    Nighty, night, dont let the ginger bed bugs bite

  12. 12
    Jasmin Alibi Cunt says:

    I as to put up with the bearded cu’nt peter Enley

    Even regional BBC politics cun’ts are rabid labourites

  13. 13
    Peter Henley's top level spokesperson says:

    Fuck off cu’nt

  14. 14
    I Squiggle says:

    His portrait in the attic obviously has mildew..

    O/T, But the BBC radio news this morning lead with ‘Ed Miliband’s vision thing, “up for the fight”, “clear plan” etc. FFS, that’s the main item in the news??? I know the BBC do all they can to puff the adenoidal loser, but that takes the biscuit..

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    Biffo says:

    Thank heavens they are not pink.

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    annette curton says:

    Oh my god!, not more cutting edge stuff from the BBC.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The BBC are right to highlight Ed Milibands interview and comments, the country as a whole have misunderstood Ed, they need educating.


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    Goddess, Empress, Dictator Frau Merkel says:

    I have decided that the UK needs to pay more into the Euro bail-out scheme. Therefore all housing benefit claimants must be moved into caravans as the UK can’t afford them any more. Also my massively fat black Labour poodle is instructed to stop biting the white poodles.

  20. 20
    filipinomonkey says:

    ..but he did say he relished opposition, lets just hope he can enjoy that for a very long time indeed…

  21. 21
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Bit of a Flash ‘arry innit?

  22. 22
    Gordon Brown says:

    I go to bed naked.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ed Miliband didn’t make a mistake, he was just tweeting a new song he wrote for the Kop:

    There’s someone black in ya neighbourhood who ya gona call?


  24. 24
    Diane Fatbott says:

    I’m on Take Me Out tonight but I can’t get a taxi to stop for me. TAAAAAXXIIIIIIIII!!!

  25. 25
    Bad week for Ed says:

    Good thing Les Dawson died years before Ed became leader. He hosted Blankety Bank.

  26. 26
    YorkshireLad says:

    I bet Sarah sleeps in the spare room then!

  27. 27
    The Velvet Underground & Nico says:

    And here is the background song in full: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZXZ2wWmARY

  28. 28
    Eeek says:

    Way too much information for me to cope with Gordon.

  29. 29
    Jathru says:

    …given his keyboard skills, do you think he actually meant to type an eight letter word after ‘black': you know, the one that almost rhymes with those once-extinct Scotch game-birds (Freudian-slip, and all that)?
    No: this is fantasy beyond fantasy – like suggesting that an academic (!) from an immigrant family, might be supported by the Unions, those tireless supporters of the -horny-handed sons of toil…

  30. 30
    Ed Milicrap says:

    I’m shit, will always be shit, and will do my upmost to make sure we have another Tory government, in as shitty a way as possible.

  31. 31
    I'll have a p please bob says:

    “Sad to hear that Bob Holness has died. A generation will remember him fondly from Bumbusters.”

  32. 32
    Ed's latest tweet blunder says:

    It was just corrected in time, by a Labour Spad, before ED hit the transmit button.
    He was tweeting to Fabio Capello, and was suggesting that England might have more success at the next world cup if the W.A.G.S. went with the squad.
    Labour Spin Doctors think somebody has it in for Ed, and keep swapping the A and O keys on his keyboard.

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    och aye the poo says:

    For a jock, ‘naked’ means they strip down to their second to last layer of grubby thermals.

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    Mike Lewis says:

    He would look much better with a Kilt over his head.

  35. 35
    Pamela Bordez says:

    do you want to see some old poloroids i found?

  36. 36
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Hi Peter. Thanks for all your support and that of BBC South during my recent troubles. Boaz.

  37. 37
    bourneville avenue says:

    Billy is about as correct as a used chocolate dildo.

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    Selohesra says:


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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I go to bed wearing my scarf, loosely tied, and with a teddy bear. It sends the young girls wild.

  40. 40
    BillyBob... says:

    Go steady on the enemas ……. :)

  41. 41
    Katia says:

    Don’t forget the viagra and the electric toothtbrush. My book comes out soon, it will all be in it.

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    How come you spent about two grand per annum on cabs in your expenses then.

    Try walking – you look like you could do with the exercise.

  43. 43
    cynic2 says:

    She daren’t. The abuse from the little people in the street would be too much to bear

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    Mark Oaten says:

    Is he doing something for me?

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    You just know Peter Stringfellow wears black silk pyjamas as well.

  46. 46
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Busting makes me feel good.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Well he’s certainly right!

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Let me guess – they only had white wine on offer?

  50. 50
    Jacqui Smith says:

    I go to bed wearing Chanel No 5

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Just more proof she is a racist. Running scared, well wobbling more likely.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “It will be all white on the night”

    Diane Abbott gameshows

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    Diane Fatbott says:

    Nope. Couldn’t get a taxi to stop for me.

    S’funny. A Hackney carriage won’t stop for a Hackney MP.

  54. 54
    Ed Miliband says:

    My condolences to the family of Les Dawson, host of Blakety Wank.

  55. 55
    bourneville avenue says:

    You can never right a wrong’un.

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    The Miscegenation Game

  57. 57
    Up sh1t creek says:

    The burning question is. will we get to see Andrew Neil in HD?

  58. 58
    The Daily Mail says:

    Hooray for the Black Pyjamas !

  59. 59
    Ah! Monika says:

    Chinese resort planned for rural Wales

    “The majority will be for Chinese people,” Elena Krashia, project manager for developers Maxhard, told AFP.
    “Wales is a nice area, the landscape is very nice and the people are friendly. There are plenty of things to do in Wales, for example there are national parks close to the site.”

    Welsh & Chinese… imagine the roadsigns

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    Ah! Monika says:

    And in the Green Room too!

  61. 61
    Ah! Monika says:

    Billy or imposters.
    Don’t you dare highlight MAXHARD

  62. 62
    Anonymous says:

    You inglishmen are hilarious with your kilt jokes, crack me up everytime, really.

  63. 63
    Ah! Monika says:

    Amir Khan finds new practice target for return fight

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    Or Rranfairpwrrgwyngyrrgogerychwyrndrobwrrrrantysiriogogogoch.

  65. 65
    prince philip says:

    Strangely enough, Wales is a favourite destination for the chinky eyed Japanese too. Eyties also seem to like the place.

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    Predictible shit inglish humour watch says:

    Cracks me up everytime !

  67. 67
    Miss Cilla Black says:

    Anyone who had a heart

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    donal' where's your troosers says:

    That’s ironic, as a glimpse arse crack is always a big danger with kilts.

  69. 69
    gobby jock watch says:

    Piss off, it’s a Saturday, shouldn’t you be rat arsed in a skip somewhere?

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    Sir Aston Martin says:

    You go to bed in the Channel Tunnel and then there’s no room for the trains.

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    A chippy jock, well who’d have thunk it. How’s this grab you? When you stop sending your jokes over the border to “lead” us, then we’ll stop making jokes about kilts. Deal?

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    The blessed Obama's spinmeister says:

    Hello there you Limeys. How’s that cut and burn of your economy going? Gonna help you pay down all your debts on time is it?

    Here in the great US of A we have borrowed mucho dollars to stimulate our economy and it is paying off. Unemployment is down for the second month running! See getting into debt works ask my apostles Balls and Kaletsky.

    Economy gonna be just right in time to re-elect his blessedness in November. After that, who cares!

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    Jabba the Cat says:

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    My version was better, sod off back to the `pool, Cilla.

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    nemo says:

    I know what you like about Brillo, Billy, it’s the black silk pyjamas, it’s the feel and lustre of them, you could asked Brillo where he got his pj’s from and then you could obtain a loan to by a pair, just imagine how your friends will long to have a pair Billy (w’not they be jealous) but I am not so sure about black though.

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    nemo says:

    He’s a real knock out isn’t he

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    Anon says:

    I`ll bet they`re a better fit than the black shirt, old Rothermere used to wear.

  80. 80
    nemo says:

    That is being racist about ginger bed bugs

  81. 81
    nemo says:

    Is that some new brand of latex contraceptive Billy

  82. 82
    nemo says:

    Black does have its draw backs

  83. 83
    nemo says:

    That’s just bare arsed cheek Gordon

  84. 84
    nemo says:

    Billy you have been on those porn sites again, you’re just a naughty little boy, bend over and kiss the gunner’s daughter

  85. 85
    nemo says:

    Cilla is just a proffessional Liverpudlian

  86. 86
    nemo says:

    I don’t know, only you would know that

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    nemo says:

    Don’t you think that would cramp his style Ginny

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    nemo says:

    They are taking Billy’s friends around to his pad so they can see his new black silk pyjamas just like Brillo’s

  89. 89
    Peter Henley's PA says:

    Boss says thanks Handy. Thanks too for the exclusive on your own forthcoming ‘Bedtime Stories’ which will surely be a best-seller.

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    Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

    He’d look even better with a noose around his neck.

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    Old Heathers says:

    Being a retired butler of the old school, I feel it is my duty to enlighten Signor Brillo (from his surname, I assume he is an Italian) on our English customs. With only one exception, black items of clothing are permitted only over other items of different hues, e.g. a black dress bow tie over a white dickey. The sole exception is black socks, which are of course de rigeur in formal situations. Otherwise, no gentleman wears black next to the skin. As for ‘pyjamas’, they were unknown in my time in service, though I gather they were sometimes worn by ‘fast’ young ladies and a certain type of young man whose nature cannot be told in a family newspaper. However, I would not be too hard on Signor Brillo. His ignorance of good form can be excused by his being a gentleman of the foreign persuasion, as well as by the disjointed nature of the times owing to the fact that the present Conservative prime minister is apparently the daughter of a provincial grocer.

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    Jasmin Alibi Cunt says:

    The fat twat couldn’t get a black cab

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    Andrew Marrrrrr's diseased arsehole says:

    Shuddup fuckole

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    Jimmy says:

    It’s an improvement on his clubbing vest at least.

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    Anon says:

    I wonder if Brillo will be looking at this story in more detail on his new Sunday Politics show…..

    Tony Blair and the £8million tax ‘mystery’

    A very very interesting report in The Telegraph……….

    Once again proves, that some are certainly more equal than others !!!!!!

    especially Bliar who’s up there right at the top of the pile………which is now

    beginning to stink more & more excrement…..but who is going to confirm

    all of this information is more detail ….& the amount of Tax that should have

    been paid…. I wonder will it be Guido ?? or has all of the important

    documents now been shredded……..

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    bbc film dye rector says:

    They were going to video it in black and white. She objected to the white.

  97. 97
    Biglig says:

    Looks good, bound to be plenty of crucial insight into the modern world from someone who hasn’t heard that WE STOPPED USING MAGNETIC TAPE IN PERSONAL VOICE RECORDERS TEN YEARS AGO.

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    Pedobear says:

    still looks like a bunch of arse programme

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    The Impartial observer says:

    Ah, that’s why Farage was sitting next what appeared to be one of the extras from the Hobbit movie. All is explained.

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    The Impartial observer says:


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    Disco Biscuit says:

    “Are there any more cliches I can record on my dictaphone?”

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