Where’s Mili?™ – Calamity Kenny Gets the Blame for Twitter Fail
Labour are having a spectacularly bad week. Ed finally surfaced today to commiserate the death of TV’s Bob Holness, star of Blockbusters:
A is at the other end of the keyboard from O. A source in Ed’s office was quick to spin that given Kenny Young, the Press Officer Manager with emphasis on the manager, is in charge of the twitter feed, “and not much else”, this is most certainly his handy-work.
We are told that a “relaunch speech” is currently being “desperately cobbled together” for Monday or Tuesday. What could possibly go wrong?
The name’s Bond, Ed Milibond.
*claps*
Is it because I is block?
Iz dis Abbot me skin ? Dianarasclat ! , old boy (puke).
I’ll have a P please Bob.
I’ll get it right when Brian Cant dies.
And the hosts of Countdown.
You WILL take an ‘e’ & love it !!
Educotian, Educotian, Educotian
Black…that’s r@cist!!!
WACIST!
Ed’s on a Gold Run. A run of comedy gold.
It is vastly resembling a New Years special of “The Thick of It” absolute comedy gold.
“If some c^nt can f^ck something up, that c^nt will pick the worst possible time to f^cking f^ck up because that c^nt’s a c^nt.” – Tuckers Law
What a bunch of haans
I’m sure Armando Iannucci is sitting down with a large red marker scratching out script ideas as we speak. – ‘Damn, can’t use that anymore…That’s been done too…’
Should that not be Affice Moneger ?
Mr Millwand is a banker.
Black bust? .. he’s thinking of Diane again!
I’ll tweet it again boss. And get i’ll it right this time.
B-L-A-C-K- B-A-R-S-T-E-R—
Loool!!
Just about the perfect example of a Freudian slip, rather than a typo. He’d sure like to bust Abbott, but chickened out. His subconscious was still prompting him to be more proactive.
Milliband will only get rid of Diane Abbott when she starts to ‘deny the Holocaust..
From the photo it looks like young Kenny’s wearing the old ‘Nokia Ear Plug’ Maybe Militwit’s learned a thing or two from his old boss.
Dionne Obbitt
mmmmmmm subsidised canapés ! (great for my waste !).
It’s your waist, and the taxpayer’s waste.
It me laugh so much.
What happened to Education,Education,Education.
and O is right next to A right?
It is close to Q which looks a bit like an O
I’ll have an O, please, Bob. AND MAKE IT QUICK, FFS!
Go back to EDU—- & start again (illiterate muppet).
Educotian, Educotian, Educotian.
You couldn’t make it up…
A taxi for Dainne Abbott?
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-24025904-cabbies-slam-abbott-for-claiming-they-drive-past-black-customers.do
Iz it coz I iz black?
No, it’s because the back axle can’t take the strain!
Right….Fat, Ugly and Black….a full house for Abbot
Fat, ugly, black, thick, bigoted, AND a one-time supporter of the one-eyed Scottish twat. It really doesn’t get much worse than that.
Who you calling black?
I urge all cabbies to drive past her yelling ‘Hey Abbot!’
http://www.hark.com/clips/vzyhzyyqvv-hey-abbott
She does not look like she has ever walked anywhere in her life, The size of her expenses claims for taxi fares and her obesity suggest that she is lying about this too.
While doing taxi work in rural Lincolnshire the one B*ack passenger I ever took paid with a rubber cheque.
This fucking rent-a-gob for BLACKS is truly a hypocrite,while seeing
her non-gangmember upper class kids through private skool (sic) !!
this fat Hunt ————– (please add).
You wouldn’t want that fat fukker in your cab. New shocks would be the least of your worries. You would have to burn the upholstery as a matter of course.
Talk to the honky hand,the black face is not lissnin.
Given the amount of taxpayer’s money Diana Abbot spends on taxis, I would not have thought she would ever had trouble hiring one.
In fairness, Kenny only works for him as part of Ed’s equal opportunities programme. We have to get special needs kids into work somehow.
Didn’t Ed make about 8 ‘relaunch’ speeches last year?
8 every month, I think.
Don’t forget the re-writes !!
facepalm indeed…is there nothing Miliband can do.
heard on the news that blacks were for sale
I got excited that the good old days were coming back
Turns out its just a load of tents and stuff
+1
The comments on here have had me in stitches, but the Menstural Cycle Display Team name nearly made me fall of the sofa laughing…….funny!
It wasn’t widely known that Bob “give me a negr*” Holness was founder of the Klan’s Goring On Thames branch.
Everyone knows that, TT. It was amalgamated with the Henley-on-Thames chapter after certain … irregularities were discovered in the accounts.
And certain accusations of a sexual nature
What? So these celebrity twitterers don’t write it themselves? Their PR people do it? I’m amazed.
Maybe Diane never wrote her divide and rule comments, after all!
I wonder what leaders of the block community think about this one?
Now we know what Union block voting really is.
Except Katie Price. I’m sure she writes all her own material.
Pah, you will be telling me next that Magda Brown doesnt write her own tweets either.
If he’s not careful he’ll have Diane round to complain about this. That is, if she can get a taxi.
RIP Bob, a great entertainer and also a perennial favourite for winning pub quizzes in the ‘list the James Bonds’ category.
I’ll have a P45 please Bob
lol or lal in Red Ed speak
To be fair the lad who has to type the tweets looks about 12, so he wouldn’t remember Blockbusters.
So he assumed the programme was “Blackbusters”? Hmmm. Labour, eh?
dis country is loco.
You stay out of this south americano.
Or as it appeared the the Guardian TV listings: Blackbastards
Can I have an “E” Bob.
Son of Brown! See how quick he is to blame someone in his office.
It’s his twitter feed, it’s his responsibility.
So Ed Miliband’s twitter isn’t actually from Ed himself.
All those tweets about ..’off to Ikea for a cheeseboard’ and ‘just saw Linda Barker in Sainsburys.Still looking hot!” and “ho-hum..do the washing up then off for a poo .” aren’t really Ed’s ?
I’m disillusioned. I thought these vacuous puffs and pointless endorsements were his vacuous puffs and pointless endorsements.
+10
Guido/Neo Guido
This is going to make the work of DUEMA very challenging.
Yeah, mission bloody impossible!
Milliband will only get rid of Diane Abbott when she starts to ‘deny the Holocaust’.
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-RB-gWqREqu8/TwcI9L0q9sI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/CbQzMY82sC8/s617/untitled.JPG
Just like last years riots in london, which involved a couple of city blacks. I meant blocks! What the hell…
SNORK!
Ed is obviously trying to beat his ex-boss,Brown’s record for re-launches and with the same result…Ed isn’t just flatlining he’s actually so far beneath the line to be hardly noticeable
I can’t even detect him with the ASDIC.
He’s dying on his fuckin’ arse. He’s doing a macavity. Instead of the rocking horse he’s sitting in a bedsit somewhere doing his rubiks cube
LOL. Love it.
plus,plus, and another plus
I wonder if Ed gets O’s and A’s mixed up in the bedroom with Mrs M?
….as in, “the onus in on you tonight, darlin”
Mrs M,
You cOd you
You can have some O action later!
LOL.LOL.LOL, Freudian typo.
LAL….LAL….LAL….
My remark was taken out of context.
My remork was token out of content
BlackBusters? is that a bit like…
If you can’t get Abbott
To break her habit
Who ya gonna call?
Any comment from Gardan Brawn yet?
I had that Abbott in my cob once.
I had her in my gob
Millband – 7 away
Has she deliberately put an extra L in to further insult Ed or is it just because she’s thick?
She did not benefit from a public scholl education unlike rich white boys Dave Cameroon and Gideon Osborne.
and her son.
Public scholl? Is that where they learn to make proper shoes?
He certainly isn’t, Blair won three general elections. Militwit will struggle to win one.
Just one L Diane.
Would that be a black passage or a back passage Fatso?
Milliepeed the Minor……..is such a national treasure…..& please remember he’s a fully paid up Gold Member of the Frank Spencer Society…….all we need now is for Ed Blinky’s application to be quick approved….then there will be two prize berks together….could’nt ask for more or could we …..LOL
+1
I trust that the family of Bob will instigate civil proceedings against Ed for wilful misrepresentation of an innocent game show.
Do I really have to phone Lee Josper for an interview again?
*sigh* – get me the Guardian to help diffuse the situation… again….
Gid Moaning!
Surely you mean the Guordion?
The Gordian? Not!
and, of course “defuse”. Par for the course though…
Rocist!!!!!!!
Hey that’s my job.
Maybe Labour have introduced a “theme of the week.” This week being racism, of course.
And now here’s one for all you viewers at home…what T is a four-letter word and an appropriate description for the current leader of the Labour Party?
Tart?
Tool?
Trot?
Turd?
Bab, is the answer “Twot”?!
Temp
God, let’s hope not. I’d have to find a new moniker.
Is the correct answer – Terrific?
Surely Tosser has 6 letters…
Tony
Tost?
What we know in the business as a ‘Freudian slip’.
Please say it isn’t true. That nice man from blackbusters is dead?
RIP Doctor Verwoerd.
Bob Holness used to be on Springbok Radio, Dr Verwoerd hated it.
140 character assassination… or suicide… by the entire Labour ‘machine’.
Can’t wait to see how BBC and Newsnight tries to spin this one… ‘Look over there, it’s a Murdoch (possibly) doing something… er… a source… has told us.’
Context is all.
There is no story here.
But there is lots of man made climate change and the Tory led coallition Government are going to make life harder for millions of hard working families.
We are currently filming a lavish new and very expensive sequel to life in the freezer where we see ice actually melting in a gin & tonic.
Thank you for your money.
?un(N)official? Is my dikshonri up to date?
The strangest thing of all, is that when I try to type blackbusters on my mac it actually autocorrects to blockbusters. You have to try really hard to screw up like this.
.. and Word autocorrects “wellies” to “willies”. Hmm!!
The tweet is still there.Perhaps they are hoping no one will notice?
No the original has been deleted and that is a new one with the correct spelling. Re-write history is what Labour does best.
http://i.imgur.com/QRZ7D.jpg
QFT
Blackbusters are dead. We’ve always been at war with Blockbusters.
A and O are at opposite sides of the keyboard so it is hard to do that as a mistake.
Which Gordon Braun would never have done.
Blockblackers surely?
Ed couldn’t organise a piss up at The Greene King Brewery.
I never thought it was possible to conceive a politican more socially and technologically inept than Gordon Brown, until I heard of his successor.
Aha! The word “thuccthethor” containth the word “thucctheth”. Ha! I am a thucctheth, you have thaid it yourthelf!
To conceive or conceive of?
At least my spelling mistake wasn’t all over Twitter like a rash.
i would’nt send ed for a loaf of bread
Ha ha ha ha ha!! EPIC FAIL!!! That’s blackbusters….completely priceless.
I think it might well be saying “Goodbye for now” to Ed.
give us a R ed?
resign
Ed we are sending you twenty bags of sand in cash, just get our boy aaaart
There will be another nice drink in it for you if it works
Cliff
Blimey! Kenny Young looks just like his boss.
Maybe geeky Millibrain was using a Dvorak keyboard layout, where A and O are next to each other.
Ed you and your party are a Fuckin laughing stock………
I am sure this is only a minor setback, and I wish Ed and his shadow cabinet a gaff-free New Year.
As do we.
Thank you for your money.
Glad you posted that
Group now called TWEET, singing blackbusters??
Blackbusters?? That is disgusting, seems like Red Egg is just taking the piss !!
I see the hand of Diane Abbott here…
How do you know? Is it clutching a pie?
A generation will remember him fondly from Blackbusters.
I didn’t know Bob Holnes was in the SPG and I do remember them fondly as it happens.
It’s made the Mail now
Something on your mind, Ed? Miliband’s tweet tribute to Bob Holness says he will be fondly remembered for ‘BLACKBUSTERS’
Comes after he was forced to call Diane Abbott yesterday to demand she apologise for Twitter comments about white people
#Blackbusters now third most popular Twitter topic today
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2083175/Something-mind-Ed-Miliband-tweets-tribute-Bob-Holness-saying-remember-BLACKBUSTERS.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
Anybody heard about this, seems NOBODY has, hat tiop vlad
http://vladtepesblog.com/?attachment_id=42539
sorry better link
http://vladtepesblog.com/?p=42538
ffs why did you have to put a damper on 2012?
We will be downplaying all coverage of the witchcraft trial.
Thank you for your money.
How shambolic must those Hunts be.
It’s 140 characters max, which take about 10 seconds to p-r-o-o-f r-e-a-d.
Above all, I hope Bob Holness had a great sense of humour.
There was a Young Lady called Abbott,
Who somehow got into Red Ed’s Shadow Cabinet,
Then one windy day,
While the boss was away,
She ranted like a wee bunny rabbit!
O is included but A is £50 extra
I will help save you son.
Just like I saved The World!
I have finally dethided what to do about Diane Abbott. I am banishing her to the black benches.
wasnt bob holness the first james bond in a radio version of Blackfinger?
That sneer of such stupendous magnitude on the callow Kenny’s chops reminds me of a cartoon character whose name I have forgotten.
Could anyone tell me who it might be?
Paar Bab Halness must be turning in his grove.
Who on earth is that guy on the right doing the gurning act or has someone tried rearranging his jaw
He’s a labourite, theyr’e all ugly freaks.
there was an old slag called called diane
her arse was the size of a van
although nothing but crap
came out of her trap
some of it just hit the fan
Sounds like a Freudian slip, like he wants to bust some black balls, nudge nudge!
I always thought he was mincer.
A relaunch – what could go wrong?
How about a lack of lubrication leading the good ship Miliband to be stuck on the slipway?
Ed Miliband has called for an enquiry into the activities of unregulated bOnkers.
Fucking bunch of cow’s cu’nts
What a wonker.
What do people expect- Kenny is a Scottish red so incompetence should not be any surprise.