January 4th, 2012

DUEMA and Friends

Despite a much touted blitz of speeches and promised new year activity, it’s all quiet on the Miliband front today. This has given the Don’t Unseat Ed Miliband Association plenty of time to get used to their rebranding and reorganisation. However it seems that a rival operation has come out of right-field all of a sudden:

Rentoul, and the other wicked traitors like Dan Hodges, will be defeated…


44 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ed will suprise those that doubt him!

    Come ED miliband. The man with the 5 point plan.

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  2. 2
    Mr Trik says:

    All “quite” what?

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  3. 3
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    It’s all quite what on the militwit front?

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  4. 4
    Percy Longprong says:

    DUEMA What else could he do?

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  5. 5
    Erich-Maria Remarkable says:

    “All >Quite< On the Miliband Front"?

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  6. 10
    MrAngry61 says:

    Maybe the Labour Party should have shared leadership, with RedEd batting at PMQs for (everyone else’s) fun…

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  7. 11
    JH says:

    You really, really want this to be true, don’t you?

    Anyone who disagrees with you = racist.

    Pitiful creature.

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  8. 11
    I don't need no doctor says:

    What must be going through Ed Milibands head. The realisation that you are useless with no place to hide.

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  9. 13
    AC1 says:

    We don’t like National Socialists here tat.

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  10. 16
    Just Busting Balls, And Not Ed Balls Either says:

    Did Neo get enough sleep last night?

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  11. 18
    I don't need no doctor says:

    You are sad to even make that comment. Why bother?

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    • 30
      One explanation says:

      17 years old, 11 years of Labour education, face covered in acne, no hope of ever getting a job.. what’s a typical Labour-supporting chav to do?

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  12. 19
    Desperate Dan says:

    The other day Ed said “I am no sex symbol”. There’s nothing like stating the bleeding obvious.

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  13. 22
    Nu Attack Dog says:

    oh do f*ck off you vile tw*t

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  14. 24
    Mrs. Ball-Scooper ( triple flipper ) says:

    CAN WE MAKE THIS THE ASSOCIATION’S THEME TUNE ??

    DUEMA ! DUEMA, DUEMA, DUEMA !! WHY DO FOOLS LEAD THE PARTY ??

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    • 39
      Dusty Springfield says:

      “I don’t know what it is that makes me love you so
      I only know I never want to let you go
      ‘Coz you started something, oh can’t you see
      That ever since we’ve met you’ve had a hold on me
      It’s crazy, but it’s true…”

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  15. 25
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    What a disgusting little shit you are.

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  16. 33
    Ha hah says:

    ^ Labour supporter smearing Order Order.

    Mc Bride? Dolly? Come on, own up, we know it’s one of you.

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    • 37
      Tom Watson, who won the "Billy Bunter" Lookalike contest so many years they retired the trophy says:

      No, actually it’s me; it’s all part of our strategy to take over the New Media as well as the conventional media, and what we can’t destroy we discredit. We actually think some casual perusers of this site will think the trolls are legit and will then avoid this site from now on, thus drying up Guido’s ad revenue as word of mouth on Facebook and other sites tells people to give Guido a miss and to tell their friends to do the same. You see, I know from personal experience what bad publicity can do– none of this bosh about “Just as long as they spell your name right!” for me!

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  17. 35
    bergen says:

    For the rest of his leadership he will be haunted by his poltical assassination of his elder brother and there is simply nothing he can do about it.The press will never allow the electorate to forget it and he will not be trusted as a result.

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  18. 36
    Geoffrey G Brooking says:

    Come on you Red Ed

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  19. 38
    Anonymous says:

    Christ. Mods?

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  20. 40
    AC/DC 1 says:

    One can only conclude that you found this article after googling a phrase with the word “tampon” in it. Each to his own I suppose.

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  21. 41

    I got the music in me.

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  22. 42

    With friends like these, who needs enemas. (Les Dawson circ 1973)

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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