January 3rd, 2012

Watch: This Explains the New Daily Politics Mug

It’s amazing what turns up on a DVD that you find down the back of a sofa at Annabel’s:

Brillo and Co. are launching the new Daily Politics and Sunday show next week, which is said to have a Newsnight style politically balanced pundit panel. They are keeping the pundits under wraps…

Guido notes with some interest that Osborne’s biographer and Economist hack Janan Ganesh has just started tweeting, as has the Sunday Times’ Political Editor Isabel Oakshott. The Labour Party councillor and Guardian writer Rowenna Davis  has also upped her twitter game recently. Could they be preparing for some regular debate?


  1. 1
    Ah! Monika says:

    Monty Python Copy

    • 32

      Youth. It’s wasted on the young.

      • 40
        Bring Back Emily Nomates! says:

        Nice jolly Afro-Jazz beat to the theme tune – hope the progamme isn’t cr*p…

        • 68
          Statin' the obvious says:

          “hope the progamme isn’t cr*p”

          Will it be crap? The answer to that question is the same as the answer to the next question:

          “is it going to be on the BBC?”

          • A Bloke Of A Certain Age says:

            All three of them look just out of school. THeir debates will be full of worldly experience then.

          • The Pundit Two says:

            Need a new programme “Back to Reality”.
            None of these 3 fit the form needed.
            And BBC could not do it as reality is not in their DNA.

          • Lord Trombone says:

            you’re wasting your time

            clearly will be shitcakes

        • 246
          Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

          Who is the blonde on the left? First one to provide her phone number gets a free ride in my new Range Rover Evoque. Boaz.

  2. 2
    Passing Thought says:

    Catchy Music though

  3. 3
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Someone listened to too much mamba music before composing this. It sounds a bit like the old Working Lunch tune too (before it’s demise).

    • 6
      Up sh1t creek says:

      Replying to my own to add, it sounds a LOT better than the titles to The Politics Show.

  4. 4
    AC1 says:

    Let me make a guess
    All guests are PPE grads with no real-world experience, and massive misplaced sense of importance/ability verging on Dunning Kruger.

    • 15
      Dunning Kruger says:

      Although I don’t know who I am, I agree with you.

      Out of interest, I wonder what those titles cost to produce. It’s not as if they’re in ANY way relevant to political discussion.

      Why not just start each show with a photo of Parliament and a voiceover saying, “And now a programme featuring political discussion.” And save about £50,000.

    • 31
      Vladimir says:

      A bunch of been-nowhere done-nothing know nothings.

      I can’t wait

    • 99
      Ed Balls, Shallow Chancer says:

      That’s what’s on my CV.

      Have erased the section formerly headed, ‘Worked and smeared for Gordon Brown’.

    • 110
      Anonymous says:

      What a scoop!


      Robbie Gibb New @sunday_politics programme political panel @jananganesh, @isabeloakeshott, @rowennadavis from 15th January. Presented by #afneil.
      17 Dec via Twitter for BlackBerry®
      Favorite Retweet Reply
      Retweeted by afneil and 7 others

  5. 5

    Michael never gets fair treatment from the media, you dreadfull people cant criticise him for his policies, so you attack him for his appearance. I bought that coat in Austin Reed, and it is NOT a donkey jacket!!

  6. 7
    MrAngry61 says:

    35 seconds – too long, just like the title sequence of jug ears’ Sunday show. The weekday DP title sequence is only about 15 seconds, and that seems to work OK!

    • 13
      Anon says:


      Although, because I don’t have a TV, I won’t have to endure it again even by accident.

  7. 9
    Mr Jacqui Smith says:

    well that was 36 seconds I could have used more profitably running up the wifes credit card, spying on the next door neighbour or watching pornography.

    • 82
      Time management expert says:

      You could save yourself even more by using your wifes credit card to watch pornography involving your neighbour.

  8. 10
    WVM says:

    Should make a positive change I’ll have to give it a whirl. Did I just say “positive change”? I did! Oh dear I’m sounding like them now, I’ve been infected…

    • 17
      Vacuous marketting person with no imagination or intellect says:

      Moving forward, the new programme format will empower consumers with a rich immersive politics experience.

    • 25
      AC1 says:

      BBC Change = Tzeentch.

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    • 30
      Archer Karcher says:

      The AGW fraud is dying on it’s feet, yet Cameron still imagines the new bubble his corporate and banking pals have spent so much time and money on, is a starter.

      The entire political class are moving way beyond idiotic and gullible, to openly corrupt and on the take, in public perception.

      • 35
        The Public Perception says:

        The illusions fell from most peoples’ eyes last yera if not the year before. We KNOW they are corrupt

        • 70
          AC1 says:

          The worst thing is that everyone seems to just put up with it…

          “When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.”

  10. 12
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    All I want to know is will there be totty?

    How about Louise Mensch is a tight mini skirt bringing in the drinks?

    • 33
      The Karaoke King says:

      On her knees, leaving her shoes at the door.

    • 34
      Infuriated of West Mids says:

      I’d watch it if that Jenny Scott was back on…

      *rubs his thighs and salivates lasciviously*

    • 65
      Anonymous says:

      Well if Guido’s to be trusted we may get a whiff of Isabel Oakeshott, a relation of Old Carthusian and uber shit, Lord Oakeshott – a lib dem peer and former special advisor to Woy Jenkins. I expect her to be cut from the same cloth or at least the same jelly mould as the Lord so you can expect a deranged, EU loving, climate change believing, patrician, progressive **nt !

      • 101
        Lenin 2 says:

        Listening to Lord Oakeshott I can only wonder at the English class system and worry that these inbred monsters with little or no intelligence or wisdom are allowed the freedom to constantly act against the state.

  11. 14
    AC1 says:

    This blog demands a final solution for bob crow…

    and finds one!


    Boris, are you listening? Ditch the fat useless bike scheme and get the robots working in the underground.

    • 19
      COMRADE BOB CROW (ANNUAL SALARY £254,978) says:


      • 22
        Tachybaptus says:

        Given the choice of being menaced by a Dalek or an RMT member, I’d take the Dalek. You can escape them simply by going upstairs.

        • 141
          I love Captain Jack says:

          The Daleks have evolved and can now fly? Russell T DAvies says so…..no escape at all!

          • Dilligaff says:

            Flew long before Russell T Davies. Weren’t you paying attention during the long drivel under John Nathan Turner?

      • 37
        annette curton says:

      • 48
        Osama the Nazarene says:

        Its not cde crow who cares its the ASLEF lot who will have to look for propa jobs.

        On reflection maybe crow has some drivers in his fiefdom as well.

        Wonderful news either way.

      • 247
        +1 says:

        Excruciate! Excruciate!

    • 23
      Axe The Telly Tax says:

      Watch Bob Crowe and his members have a heart attack.

      Go for it Boris. Anything the French can do we can do.


      • 45
        Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

        Crowe’s such a fat bastard – his arteries must be really furry.

    • 104
      Pundit Too says:

      An old but good joke from Obamaland was.
      A golf club introduced 5 robots as caddies. Then they disappeared and the club president was interviewed as to what happened.
      “They were excellent and did their job better than humans and our members where full of praise. But they glinted in the sun and following complaints we painted them black.
      One week later they all resigned and left. One is a drug lord, one a major pimp, one food chain manager, one a rap artist, and the fifth went to become a President of the United States.

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  13. 18
    Brillos Brill says:

    More lefty tosh

  14. 20
    Billy Bowden is the most hated poster ever! says:

    Deal with it.

  15. 21
    Anonymous says:

    Surely on the Meatloaf principle that ‘Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad..’ this could have been tagged ‘Totty Watch’ ??

    • 51
      totty totty totty, oi oi oi says:

      The blond is cool and challenging, the brunette cute and minxy. That’s my political view anyway.

  16. 24
    Well it's a thought says:

    The BBC wouldn’t know what balance is they gave up being decent and honest and none biased years ago, my tv has an on/off switch, so does my remote control, the only thing I want from Camoron is and end to the BBC licence fee..

    • 27
      AC1 says:

      The BBC, it’s funded like a tax on letterboxes to fund junk mail.

    • 57
      Dr. Whom says:

      I cannot understand how people can be allowed to read newspapers without a newspaper licence. No wonder the Guardian is struggling!

      • 78
        grow up and stop treating us like fucking kids says:

        Precisely, they should end this bollocks about the broadcast media being impartial, make the BBC subscription, and diversify the broadcast media. After all, diversity is good….innit?

    • 106
      Pundit Too says:

      Actually the “Now Show” on radio 4 broadcast a remarkable statement some weeks ago.
      “The BBC’s idea of balance is to set the left wing and balance it with the centre left”.
      It got surprised and immediate applause. A one off?

  17. 26
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido Sir
    Luv to number of threads today

    • 29
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      This is getting silly, in fact ridiculas, most of all it shows your own sad and pathitic life.

  18. 39
    NeverRed says:

    It’s the bbc! The politically balanced ‘pundits’ will be that favorite of DP MuckGuire with Toynbee and Jaqui Smith, all favorites of the labour party propoganda broadcasting corporation.

  19. 41
    any questions time says:

    It’s not the panels that matter on these shows, but the ‘live’ audience planted with Labour drones, and luckily this show doesn’t have one.

  20. 42
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    One trusts that all this BBC fake balance will not neuter Brillo!

    Maybe they are just saving money by having some tame commentators instead of subjecting real politicians to Brillo’s incisive grilling.

  21. 47
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Some guy was looking at me whilst i was in the toilet’s,
    he was obviously gay so i moved to the next urinal down,
    to have my shit.

    • 64
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! (the original fake and the author of the winning line) says:

      fake, and not even a good fake. Billy is my fag – leave him to me.

      • 72
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! (the original fake and the author of the winning line) says:

        although the ‘ in toilets was good

  22. 49
    Use a Pun, Go to Jail! (CRMM prefers this spelling) says:

    I’m glad they’re being honest by making the “p” and the “o” a steam engine, as all we’re likely to get is the same old boilerplate.

    *(no rimshot; I promised CRMM.)*

    • 50
      • 130
        Use a Pun, Go to Jail! (the real one, no shit) says:

        I suppose what you mean is that I ought to leave out any asterisked and parenthesised post-terrible-play-on-words dictums; all right, I will do from now on. I was just paying an obeisance to the acknowledged #1 poster on this blog (in a playful manner) with that little bit. I am not one of those individuals on this blog who never improve their postings by learning to spell, capitalise, punctuate, and paragraph correctly. Not a piss-take, CRMM, thank you for your constructive criticism in past, and I only hope I can approach your consistent high quality. Now, if only some others whom I COULD name, but won’t, will follow my lead, we’d all be happy.

        • 161


          Now I know you are taking the piss!

          I actually prefer the older spelling of gaol even though it is regarded now as being archaic. Which was all I was trying to say, perhaps with more brevity than even William of Ockham would have deemed prudent. ;-)

          • Use a Pun, Go to Gaol/Jail! says:

            You’re a good sport, Can’tie. Really. No piss.

            (Looking back, I could have done a cheap pun on “obeisance,” if I pronounced it “o-BEE-sance,” but fat chance of that now.)

          • In amongst all the drivel I have written, I have a piece on the five or six posters that I regard as superlative here. I have never published it but it would not be difficult to guess their names.

            They are each special to me for completely different reasons. I do not even in some cases agree with every word they write but still admire them for the way in which they compose their contributions.

            The only thing that stops me from pressing submit comment is that I feel I can improve upon their characterisation. It is difficult to describe people whom, with a single exception, I have not met.

            So thank you for your kind if overgenerous words. On the subject of spelling and syntax I can only borrow from that skilled wordsmith in saying I could not fail to disagree with you less.

          • In аmоngst аll thе drіvеl I hаvе wrіttеn, I hаvе а pіеcе оn thе fіvе оr sіx pоstеrs thаt I rеgаrd аs sυpеrlаtіvе hеrе. I hаvе nеvеr pυblіshеd іt bυt іt wоυld nоt bе dіffіcυlt tо gυеss thеіr nаmеs.

            Thеy аrе еаch spеcіаl tо mе fоr cоmplеtеly dіffеrеnt rеаsоns. I dо nоt еvеn іn sоmе cаsеs аgrее wіth еvеry wоrd thеy wrіtе bυt stіll аdmіrе thеm fоr thе wаy іn whіch thеy cоmpоsе thеіr cоntrіbυtіоns.

            Thе оnly thіng thаt stоps mе frоm prеssіng sυbmіt cоmmеnt іs thаt I fееl I cаn іmprоvе υpоn thеіr chаrаctеrіsаtіоn. It іs dіffіcυlt tо dеscrіbе pеоplе whоm, wіth а sіnglе еxcеptіоn, I hаvе nоt mеt.

            Sо thаnk yоυ fоr yоυr kіnd іf оvеrgеnеrоυs wоrds. Оn thе sυbjеct оf spеllіng аnd syntаx I cаn оnly bоrrоw frоm thаt skіllеd wоrdsmіth іn sаyіng I cоυld nоt fаіl tо dіsаgrее wіth yоυ lеss.

  23. 52
    Ross Quinn says:

    So the BBC is left wing. What the organisation run by public schoolboys, it’s head is an ‘ex-Tory’, it clings onto it’s religious obligation (Christian and not much else) with every fibre of it’s being, it’s only moving to the regions because it was forced to and looks down on the rest of the countries that aren’t England. Don’t even get me started on the 3 Tory bias on QT.

    The BBC is so Tory it can barely move.

  24. 55
    The Stilton Eater says:

    Ganesh is a rising star of the commentariat. Once a Labour stooge, he is close to Osborne these days.

    He has been tested on Radio 4′s “Westminster Hour” and will be on screen soon.

    • 86
      The public says:

      “He has been tested on Radio 4″

      It’s a shame he – and all the other ‘commentariat’ – weren’t ‘tested’ by Josef Mengele.

      Compression, decompression, compression, decompression and then.. 2 days in frozen water.

    • 100
      60s Survivor says:

      I thought guru Maharishi died years ago?

    • 115
      The Screen says:

      Is he on YouPorn?

    • 241
      Another MP beano says:

      Dennis the Menace’s dog will be on TV?

  25. 56
    hurricane herb says:

    Completely off topic but if you feel like upseting our political elite and their subsidized boozing at our expense, nip along and sign this -


    • 59
      annette curton says:

      Nice idea but zero chance of success, our MPs are all hard working and responsible drinkers, smokers and fornicators.

      • 60
        Hypocrites anonymous says:

        No halal meat at the HoC!

        • 66
          annette curton says:

          One has to draw the line somewhere as he said about global warming whilst eating his subsidised portion of Strawberries with fresh Vanilla air freighted in from Madagascar.

          • Tessa Tickles says:

            Absolutely. A lot like Brown declaring “we have to create a low-carbon economy” and then jetting around the world (along with his faux-wife, but in separate planes), delivering speeches about nothing in particular.

            Or that arse Cameron stating the importance of ‘green taxes’ on our fuel, to “help the environment”. “I know it hurts, but it’s vital for the environment,” he says.

            And then the utter cretin gives a Knighthood to Jonathan Ive, the fuckwit wanker who designed iPods with non-replaceable batteries.

          • Non believer says:

            A fuckwit

    • 77
      Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

      Good idea – it will get Watson out of politics pretty damn fast.

  26. 84
    marcmarc says:

    who are the three stooges the sons/daughters of nieces/nephews of married/partner to godson/god daughter of etc.etc.etc.

  27. 89
    It's political correctness gone mad! says:

    I fapped furiously while watching the surveillance footage of Norris and Dobson talking about how they’d love to stab every bl*ck in the city!

    • 94
      Anon says:

      It’s so quaint, isn’t it? Today, Norris and Dobson would just sit back in their armchairs and watch the nightly news, with reports of every black in the city shooting and stabbing each other.

  28. 93
    Cognitive Dissonance says:

    The thick leftie will say: All racist crime is committed by whites. Leave muzees alone.

    The thick right winger will say: Who gives a fuck about a dead ni**er when so many muzees are killing and grooming young white girls for sex?

    The intelligent person says: There are criminals on all sides, there are racists of all colours. The guilty verdict of two white thugs does not mean we ignore the crimes of muzees etc.

    • 128
      Communist Britain here now says:

      I used to believe show trials, aka keep trying people until you get the right result, only took place in Russia etc., alas the double jeopardy rule specifically destroyed to allow this so called trial to take place.

      FFS terrorists have been found not guilty on a greater weight of evidence than presented in this trial.

      • 134
        Anonymous says:

        It’s creepy the way our liberal elite will do anything to justify they’re wanky policies.

        • 178
          Communist Britain here now says:

          In the interest of showing that which wasn’t revealed in court about Duwayne – ran away and didn’t see but now did see and, incidentally has received £100,000 (taxpayers money) I am told:-

          October 1993 Surrendered voluntarily to Bexleyheath police station, where he was charged under section 2 of the Criminal Justice Act, relating to an allegation of violent disorder at a British National party march. Eventually the proceedings were stayed on December 13 1994 after the judge ruled an abuse of process. The judge had invited the CPS to discontinue the case
          earlier, but it refused to do so.

          May 27 1998 Police requested an interview about an allegation of kidnapping at Catford station. He was bailed until July 23 when police announced that they were taking no further action.

          July 8 1998 Stopped under the Prevention of Terrorism Act in the City of London. Searched and arrested for possession of a knife and theft of a credit card. Bailed from the police station and when he returned on August 4 was charged with possession of an offensive weapon. The action was discontinued in September.

          July 4 1999 Stopped by police in in his car, which was searched. A photocopying tool was found (he works as a photocopying engineer). Police alleged it was an offensive weapon and charged him with possession of a bladed article. They also found credit cards and chequebooks in the car and
          he was arrested for handling stolen goods. He was bailed to appear before Tower Bridge magistrates. The case was discontinued on August 3.

          August 17 1999 Arrested in Peckham, south London, for taking and driving away a car and threatening behaviour. Taken to Peckham police station and bailed until August 6, when police notified him that they were taking no further action.

          September 16 1999 Arrested and charged with attempted rape and indecent assault. Originally refused bail by police and court. Finally bailed on September 29 on condition he resided in Birmingham. At his committal hearing on November 5 police announced they had dropped the charge of attempted rape. Yesterday an Old Bailey judge threw out the case as an abuse of process.

    • 245
      You must pretend not to notice says:

      No, the intelligent person notices:

      1) The deliberate under reporting of crime involving white victims and ethnic minority perpetrators.

      2) The disproportionate amount of said crime, taking into account the differences in populations.

      3) The deafening silence from the Black/Asian communities about said crimes.

  29. 95
    Kieran Psycho Stapleton says:

    I’m Psycho Stapleton and I approve of this blog.

  30. 96
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Let’s hope, whoever it is, they give the guests on the show to answer the first question before asking the second. That includes you Brillo.
    I find interviewers so rude these days!

    • 118
      Lalalalalala says:

      Let’s hope the guests answer the bloody question before talking a local of pre-prepared bullshit.

      I find interviewwes so rude these days.

  31. 98
    Louise Mensch says:

    I’m always being overlooked. What on earth do I have to do get a place on the Daily Politics panel!? Blow Brillo??

    • 109
      fucked if I know says:

      get a brain transplant

    • 195
      Tiny Bliar says:

      Louise, you’re the thinking man’s crumpet, just be yourself and all will be good in the world.

      I shudder when I think of those Eagle women and they called them Bliar’s Babes. Shish!

  32. 103
    Real life comic says:

    First Crossbow Cannibal, now Psycho Stapleton. Now that criminals are giving themselves names, it’s only a matter of time before a member of the public dresses up as a bat to catch them.

  33. 107
    A very nazi man says:

    Guten tag! Vee are very pleazed to see righteous hatred of the bl*cks and the gayerz here! Vee vanted to stab the ni**er Jesse Owens just like those good ar*an youths Norris and Dobson. Join us and ve vill send them all into ovenz! Destroy the bl*cks and the gayers just like our beloved führer! Heil Hitler! Heil Nick G*if*in!

    • 111
      A professor says:

      Congratulations on your double first in Hollywood history and politics. I’m sure your career in the bbc will be well rewarded.

  34. 112
    MacGuffin says:

    Why do you write about such unimportant subjects? Who cares?

  35. 113

    Annabel’s? Surely you mean Tramp?

  36. 114
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
    • 126
      Shite analogy watch says:

      Yes I can see the analogy . The fact that Alex Ferguson had already won many trophies with a relatively small club like Aberdeen including The European Cup Winners cup where he tested his wits at the highest level with some of the best teams in Europe including Real Madrid whom they beat in the final showed he had a good track record and was worth persevering with.
      Similarly with Milliband….er…..well actually come to think of it

    • 132
      Anonymous says:

      Go MCFC – scousers will want a public enquiry after such a disaster

      • 180
        You Have To Laugh says:

        LOL me brothers mates cousins aunties sisters uncle was at Hillsborough you bastard and thats why I don’t read the sun today.

    • 192
      Some Geezer wot knows analogies are arguments that obfuscate as well as illuminate says:

      Comparing Sir Alex Ferguson and Ed Miliband fails on so many levels, but let’s just take one: Ferguson was a player of some ability who demonstrated his grasp of the game by the way he played it, before he was ever promoted into management. Has Ed Miliband ever been shown to have a grasp of ANYTHING, besides his willy?

  37. 116
    The Racist BBC says:

    I just can not nelieve what I am hearing and watching on BBC Panorama.

    They are saying that because a Lady copper straight at the scene thought lawrence had been hit by his mate means the whole police force is racist.

    For goodness sake BBC she was out of her depth, probably shit scared and most certainly not racist. No doubt the initial response was bad, but that is what happens in real life. People fuck up.

  38. 122
    Order Order poster says:

    That bit in Panorama where they showed a clip of Neil Acourt saying he’d like to torture a bl*ck man, skin him alive, set him alight and cut off his arms and legs was such a turn on. Huuh! I’m fapping furiously at my patriotic ar*an heroes. Fuck the ni**ers!

    • 125
      Idi Amin says:

      Have you tried keeping your enemies head in a fridge? Now that is a REAL turn on. I much admired the genocide carried out by the tootsies against the hutus too. Such dedication to carnage on a massive scale.

    • 182
      You Have To Laugh says:

      Someone is suffering from projection.


      Bet you sit secretly fapping to your Che and Stalin posters as well, wanking yourself into a lather about how many glorious deaths where achieved for the cause all the while in public ranting about evil Right Wingers and Capitalism lol……

  39. 129

    Blimey. Stephen Lawrence is the new Diana! You can’t query this unsupportable verdict anywhere. Getting deleted left right and centre, and have been called a racist prick, screeching racist… just for suggesting that if the guy running the forensics investigation *warned* that the evidence might be cross contaminated then… it might be cross contaminated. Those two fellers *might* be guilty, but the evidence given in that trial does not support a guilty verdict.


    This stinks.

    • 133
      Dee Facto says:

      Yep afraid so. The BBC and the Guardian have decided that the evidence was conclusive and the plod are institutionalised racists

      At the end of the day the only convicting evidence was one blood spot on one jacket. The truth is no one knows who killed Lawrence except those involved.

      Anyone know the Ethnicity of the Jury?

      I strongly suspect that the mob has got it wrong as the mob always does.

      • 139
        Anonymous says:

        They’d laugh this out of court in CSI Miami, ffs.

      • 152
        Free speech? says:

        So far the usual predictable bigoted drivel on here, not surprised but thought even this place would be above smearing a Teenage mu.rder victim as a dru.g dealer

        Low behaviour.

      • 154
        Nanny says:

        Nighty nighty hope the bugs don’t bity.

      • 199
        i've got no truck with these thugs but.... says:

        “which is why it took only 18 years to get a verdict.”

        Which is why it took 18 years to change a perfectly good law, and to scrape together enough flimsy evidence to get a conviction you mean.

    • 140
      nellnewman says:

      WOW you were one of those jurors were you who heard all the evidence? The first jurors not to have been bribed with £2000 by the Dad of one of the accused?

      For the first time in 20 years the British Police and British Justice has redeemed itself.

      • 189
        Colonel Blimp says:

        But the point Frank Fisher makes is perfectly correct the forensic evidence presented does not on its own if properly weighed support the conviction.

        In any other case this would not have been allowed to happen.

        Also in order to have this show trail they binned the old legal protection rule of Double Jeopardy. Now anyone can be charged and tried over and over again until the correct verdict is reached. Just like European Union referendums.

        I do however believe that the scum bags are guilty, its just not been legitimately proved and a form of rough justice has taken place.

  40. 135
    Ah! Monika says:

    Sandrigham Body.

    Has The Duke finally done for Sarah Ferguson?

    • 142
      nellnewman says:

      Doubt it. Norfolk’s a big place.

      I doubt any of the Royal Family have ever been to that spot which is completely open, apparently, to the public. Not exactly their back yard.

  41. 136
    Non believer says:

    So far the usual predictable bigoted drivel on here, not surprised but thought even this place would be above smearing a Teenage murder victim as a drug dealer

    Low behaviour.

  42. 137
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    As I mentioned in an earlier thread, since I warmed up I have been in a commentalicious mood. Bring on tmoorrow. Good to have full service back! Anybody posting after this is a fake. Godd night to all :)

  43. 138
    Order Order poster says:

    What kind of a country do we live in when 5 decent young men can’t shout “wot wot ni**er” and stab some coloured kid? It’s political correctness gone mad!

    • 145
      John says:

      Never mind. School starts next week and you can prove how clever you are to the ten year olds.

    • 146
      nellnewman says:

      What kind of a country do we live in when 5 trashbin young men who are never going to do anything worthwhile for their own families let alone for society are allowed to kill a really worthwhile young man who would have become an architect, decent father, brother, son, uncle, grandfather?!

    • 149
      Broadwater Farm Machete says:

      Yes.it’s just not cricket.

      • 155
        nellnewman says:

        I doubt very much whether the murderers of Stephen Lawrence ever played cricket.

        Stephen Lawrence may have played it. It’s a game for educated gentlemen just like him.

        His murderers are the sort of uneducated, low iq people you find in the sewers of london. I doubt they’ve ever even heard of cricket.

        • 203
          AC1 says:

          Ha, Lawrence was JUST like his assailants.

          Just POMO made this a racist crime requiring whatever “evidence” could be manufactured in order to secure a conviction.

          • Ja mein führer! says:

            “POMO made this a racist crime and manufactured evidence”

            Quite right. Apart from the suspects changing their story about their alibis, the father of one of them being a notorious gangster who paid off bent coppers, and the surviving victim of the attack seeing the assailants. Oh, and the surveillance footage which showed the suspects calling bl*cks “rubber lipped Hunts” and saying how they’d love to kill every bl*ck person by torturing them, skinning them alive, setting them alight and cutting off their arms and legs. Nothing racist about that at all. It was just made a racist crime. It’s all a conspiracy to bring down decent honest hardworking lads. Oh, wait, they’re actually living off benefits, as this infamous communist rag reports: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-397812/How-suspects-enjoyed-liberty.html
            But it’s ok, they’re heroes.

          • Anonymous says:

            Er…….none of what you state above was enough to bring a conviction in a court of law you dick.

  44. 143
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Just a reminder, today is the last day that Royal Mail can ensure the delivery of christmas cards by the 25th December.

  45. 144
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
  46. 148
    Ah! Monika says:

    Anyone know if the windmills are still standing?

    • 163
      nellnewman says:

      Very windy here tonight. Doubt the windmills are working. Suspect the ones off the North Norfolk Coast are in anger of collapse. Hope there’s no ships nearby!!

  47. 153
    Order Order poster says:

    Fuck the bl*cks! They don’t belong here! What the fuck are they doing in our country?! It’s not like we’ve ever invaded and colonised their countries! Fuck off, ni**ers!

    • 156
      wtf says:

      Enough now -take your pills and go fuck yourself

    • 162
      Marcus Brigstocke says:

      Good man I’m sure Labour are proud of you.

      One word of advice, give up the comedy and the sarcasm. You ain’t got the talent to do either.

    • 231
      smoggie says:

      I think that was a clumsy parody of what he understands the average Ord­er-O­rder punter to be. Fucking hilarious.

      But don’t give up the day job.

  48. 157
    Saffron says:

    The more I see of the beeboid bunch of feckin leftist pricks,which these days is not much,the more you can see they need to be brought down to earth with a bang.
    Can Cam not see what he needs to set in motion regarding this bunch of sponging tossers who the working taxpayer are being made to pay for under threat.
    For Gods sake Cam grow a pair and put an end to this totally biased up their own ars-s gang of misfits.

  49. 158
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    what do the bullies and sockpuppets want? me to vote labour? me to fuck off?

    Man up and answer.

    • 164
      Jimbo says:

      I would like you to fuck off but I am not a bully or a sock puppet (whatever that is). Are you offering to go?

      • 169
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

        If you think i can be bullied then think again.

        I never ask for anyone to fuck off, nor abuse.

        howeverthat right is not afforded to me.

        “I despise what you say but i will defend to the death your right to say it”

        Unless on someone elses blog.

        • 171
          AC1 says:

          You’re more like unsightly graffiti on Guidos wall than freedom of speech.

          • Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

            So i should shun my thrist for knowledge and learning and be satisfied with “Graffiti” ?

            Some may think with that view that you are a socialist, but i couldnt possibly comment.

          • Anonymous says:

            No you should just take a full refund and fuck off

          • Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


            You own the site?

          • Anonymous says:

            Guido’s blog, Guido’s rules – I remember him telling you that it is quality and not quantity that counts – but in a very socialist way you ignore that rule.

          • Anonymous says:

            You asked – I only answered

          • Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


            More posts are posted by sockpuppets and moniker theives than i actully post, i know that.

            Tho, waiting to see any quality in your posts, must be a over sight.

            Happy new year.

          • Billy has had a new one torn says:

            How do you like the new one

          • Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

            I am not prepared to engage in convo with sillys

          • Made me laugh says:

            Did Guido really tell Billy that he should cut the quantity and increase the quality?

          • Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


            I thought i was un educated, you lefties have to riase your game this year, havent been the same since Dolly and Damian left …….

            Happy new year.

          • Made me laugh says:

            It is lovely having you here Billy

          • ffs says:

            Billy always fucks off in a sulk when the fact that Guido told him off is raised.

          • smoggie says:

            I think what they/he wants is for you to start throwing toys out the pram. I wish my ambitions in life were so simple, and so easily achieved.

            Don’t react and the sad bastard will find someone else to stalk.

          • The Last Quango in Paris says:

            whilst you on the other hand offer some of the greatest political insight combined with an astute commecrial knowledge ever! NOT.

            There is one thing posting having the time to post on a blog and another just being nasty.

            Man up or bog off.

    • 168
      nellnewman says:

      ‘Night Bill.

      Interesting Day .

  50. 159
    Ah! Monika says:

    Fatbut Tears in eyes

  51. 166
    • 257
      Archie says:

      As if Canada wasn’t terminally PC and fucked enough already! This is obviously a product of some expat Guardianistas!

  52. 172
    Confused of Wirral says:

    How come the BBC are devoting the whole evening into accusing the police as being racist when they never said a word when the police stood to one side and allowed black gangas too raise our cities to the ground?

    • 179
      Ah! Monika says:

      I think you will find the w hies well represented.
      Would have done you a favour if Birkenhead had been raized

    • 211
      Bingo Wings says:

      The sad gits are GUILTY thank GOD. I have never considered signing the death penalty notices until now. They should be the first to be hanged.

      • 242
        Look how virtuous I am! says:

        ‘I have never considered signing the death penalty notices until now. They should be the first to be hanged.’

        Why this particular case and not those of Kriss Donald or Mary-Ann Leneghan? Aren’t you just PC posturing?

  53. 175
    Order Order poster says:

    Anders Britvik gives me the horn. We need a hol*caus* on all bla*ks and gays. Sieg Heil!

    • 187
      Sad Act Left In Constant Denial Of Being The Greatest Murderers Of The 20th Century says:

      Stalin and Mao killed over 50 million people, nothing to see here move along lol.

  54. 181
    nellnewman says:

    Good to see Justice at last for Stephen Lawrence.

    I thought decent policing and real justice was dead in the UK and mob rule through the families of those five evil worthless men was going to win.

    Good Night Folks. This has been one of the Good Days for decent people!!

  55. 196
    It's so easy to get a rise out of far right lunatics says:

    Logic of some – not all – Order Order posters: if you condemn the murder of Stephen Lawrence, you are ergo a socialist and apologist for communist dictators like Stalin. See Sad Act Left above. Or to put it another way, if you’re a deranged racist freak who loves the murder of bl*cks, your addled mind can only perceive the world in simple terms and therefore you believe that only communists don’t like racist murderous thugs.

    • 201
      The power of speech says:

      Good innit you have freedom to express on a Liberal blog. You must find freedom very strange coming from a socialist world.

    • 202
      Anonymous says:

      Everybody condemns the murder you loon; shame we don’t hear much of you condemning the black on black shootings and stabbings that happen every week of the fucking year.

    • 207
      O. J. Simpson says:

      I’d just like to extend my sympathy to Gary Dobson and David Norris who were convicted on evidence that would have been laughed out of court at my trial.

      • 226
        Stonewall says:

        Your lawyer could have got Steve Wonder a driving licence

        • 227
          A Degenerate Punter At The Betting Shops says:

          Why not, he got Stevie a football refereeing licence too. All the games I bet on, Stevie Wonder seems to be officiating.

    • 234
      Sad Act Left In Constant Denial Of Being The Greatest Murderers Of The 20th Century says:

      What’s wrong, the truth hurt?

      The lengths you are going to get a ‘rise’ out of others and make sure you bash some good old ‘racists’ wouldn’t be because your trying to hide your own inadequacies?

      Me thinks the wannabe troll protests too much:


      • 244
        You're all way cysts says:

        I think the troll longs for the pre-internet age, where the great and the good spoke and we plebs listened to their eternal wisdom. Where news could be announced on the telly without ordinary public comment, printed in newspapers with just a few carefully selected and edited ‘readers’ comments thrown in, and that was it.

        Well those days are gone, and they aint coming back. It must be a great shock to the ideologues in power and their useful idiot cheer leaders.

  56. 198
    Thatched says:

    Is thatcher dead yet?

  57. 208
    clear-eyed fabulist says:

    On Newsnight tonight Paxo saying something like ‘do the riots of last Summer mean the police have still got a long way to go’ [in embracing racial equality]. FFS! Ex-BBC man Bashir seems the only one trying to comment objectively.

    • 212
      Anonymous says:

      As if the police aren’t politicised enough ffs. They’ve got diversity courses coming out of their fucking ears, and this prick Paxman comes out with this bollocks? I gave up on the Newsnight twats years ago.

  58. 218
    Ja mein führer! says:

    Psycho Stapleton is a hero.

    • 221
      Jack Reagans northern brother says:

      Another Moaty

      ” I prefer to remain seated”
      when asked to stand when some scumbag lawyer entered the room

      A national treasure

  59. 219
    Some Geezer wot wants to lower the temperature around here says:

    Sometimes you have to see a video to believe it. In view of the racial overtones of a lot of the posting tonight, I decided to post this song, done in the late 1960′s by a white group from the American South who did ska, I shit you not; the song was covered by many artists and groups so if this version isn’t the one you remember from your Northern Soul days, you’ll know why and pardon me. The picture part of the video is Riverdance-style clog dancing, of all things. It’s multi-culti in the better sense of the phrase, and it all oddly works, IMHO.

    • 220
      Jack Reagans northern brother says:

      Fantastic !
      Proves two things
      Racism is stupid but white people always do it better

  60. 222
    Jack Reagans northern brother says:

    Stephen Lawrence fell on his own sword and now two innocent men are going down the Kermit, disgrace

  61. 223
    Ja mein führer! says:

    Vee approve of this site and its good decent ar*an posters! Sieg Heil!

    • 225
      Jack Reagan says:

      It’s past your bed time sonny so get under the covers and start wanking before I stove your greasy teenage head in.

    • 229
      albacore says:

      Now Hitler was a very rude man
      Bargeing into Britain was his plan
      He didn’t have an invitation
      And that offended Churchill’s nation
      Now, if he’d been a bit more polite
      Perhaps there wouldn’t have been a fight
      You don’t get in if you yell “invasion”
      He should just have called it immigration

  62. 235
    Onwards and Upwards says:

    Its a new dawn, a lovely new start. I hope everyone is putting on clean pants and socks ready for a productive day making Britain a stronger,more propersou country.

  63. 240
    Doddering Old Fart says:

    Who are these people? Are they anyone we know? Oh I do hope they wear clean underwear, in case they have any little accidents.

  64. 256
    Pedobear says:

    the one on the right looks fresh out of school………………………..rustles a bag of sweets

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