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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
We are so blessed this year guido
You wanking in your bedroom again Billy?
you are such a sad fuck wit huhne – all excited about making the first comment of the New Year
There appear to be a number of people pretending to be Billy on here this morning. Please fuck off all of you. Billy is my fag and I will not share him with anybody else. Get you own fags. Guido’s rules, full refund, defend their right to say, new moderator etc etc
I`m still dead, you know.
So is the party you used to lead.
My Labour poodles will be reinvigorated in the coming year, I have ordered it to be so. My Limp-Dumb hamsters will also be reinvigorated with a fearsome squeak.
Me too.
Didn’t you have elegant cabriole legs?
Those, and 17 dead children. I was better off sticking to making furniture.
Does that make me Dead Red Ed ?
I`m sorry, i dont think i know you.
“The next Guidogram is being sent out to subscribers on Sunday.”
Very funny Guido/Neo Guido, the thought that either one of you will be sober enough to use a PC/I pad etc is far fetched.
Unless you or one of you will be sober, in which case i would be concerned.
It is automated.
Oh, ok then, Happy New year to you and Family Guido
Billy is so grateful to have a safe haven for his insanity, he’ll do anything for ordure_ordure.
I’m with you boyo! More power to your elbow.
Let’s hope they’re strong to the finish.
My contacts in Pyongyang tell me that Kim Jong-un’s official title has now been decided. He will be revered by every North Korean as The Fat Controller.
I thought he was un-named.
If you live in N.Korea and your fat everybody knows you must be the controller.
I’m so very fat and ronery
I wonder if he has a bodyguard, with a steel hat, like Oddjob in Goldfinger
I wonder.
So Toenails reads the comments here but not those on his own blog. Funny, that.
I work for the BBC. You don’t believe anything I tell you, surely ??
I wouldn’t let Prick Robinson anywhere near me, neither in front or particularly behind me Guido.
Nick Robinson is Eric Morecambe’s love child.
I love going to the Twitter page to follow the cryptic little Tweets that appear in the corner, and, lo and behold, @alanmills405 has been Tweeted by Lord Foulkes, who is in high dudgeon that Aiden Burley has not yet resigned from the House of Commons, in all decency!
Ask Ed Balls about it, why dontcha?
I know you lot here at guido’s are worried I might be a bit of a Heathite lefty in disguise. A Tory wet. Maggie’s shameful son. Well let me reassure you.
These policies here,
referendum on EU membership
scrapping the licence fee
ending public sector job adverts in the guardian
union modernisation fund
end to foreign aid
Scottish independence.
End to MPs second homes and expenses
All of these policies will NOT be introduced!
See, I knew you’d be pleased.
But I am working on pushing up the price of beer to help gain the admiration of the working classes, Closer ties to the Eu to encourage middle class voters and an extension of the 50% tax rate for another ten years to lock in rich voters!
I expect a landslide in 2015.
What about scrapping the ‘Pilgrims@?
You may push up the price of beer all you like – just make sure you stay away from my cheap tesco’s wine.
I like a good whine.
So does nell.
This:
ending public sector job adverts in the guardian
Really needs pushing up the agenda, it’s worse than the pilgrims issue because it means the entire machinery of the state is pushing the extreme left wing ideas of the guardian.
Hey thickie, has nobody told you that landslides have a habit of burying people under a few tons of detritus? Just like the way you are now treating your voters.
Beware, the way you are going, one day someone may just be tempted to hire a JCB to bring it about with you at the foot of the hill.
I’m so fat and ronery
You want gril?
Norf Kowean buns are velly fillin.
So fat and ronery you could die?
All over christmas the BBC has shown repeat after repeat. Just what are they doing with the revenue from the license fee payer. Big fat juicy salaries, over manning. It certainly isn’t on decent films, sport etc.
How does Mark Thompson justify his salary? What does he do? What do they all do?
Archetypal public sector organisation.
Beyond a certain point, more money=less service.
They’re too busy spending the loot and preening in the limelight to do their jobs.
It is too late for reform. The BBC needs to be sold off, without the licence tax.
+1
One that has slipped under the radar
http://www.thelawyer.com/dean-and-dean-urged-to-settle-messy-court-of-appeal-proceedings/1010280.article
So as not to upset the mod bot I won’t pass comment other than to wish Shahrokh Mireskandari a speedy recovery.
Google may assist those seeking background.
WHO IS NICK ROBINSON?
A nobody that thinks he is a somebody.
Let’s take a wild guess, Fawkes.
Written from the perspective of the bloke who aimed to blow up that den of thieves and vagabonds, the end of year position is:
No change.
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