Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
Cameron is Having a Shocker | Iain Martin
UKIP Still Back Flat Tax | London Loves Business
Dave Will Probably Win in 2015 | Dan Hodges
EU’s Tax Harmonisation Agenda | Dan Hannan
Tories Have Always Sneered at Party Faithful | Simon Heffer
French Youth Fleeing Socialism | Reason
Councils Should Not Blow Cash Subsidising Arts | Harry Phibbs
Old Holborn on Twitter Exile | Backbencher
Attorney General Warns Press Over Rebekah & Andy | Media Guido
UKIP Pros and Cons | Allister Heath
“The Double Income No Kids Existence” | Alex Deane
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Ah! Monika says:
Google-eyed-Dave
For God’s sake. How often do I have to tell you, The Grand Master has fixed it for Chris.
Boaz.
Just like for you with me, the schoolgirl, the Russian spy, and your expenses. Pervert.
Sorry Guys, It just ain’t going to happen.
The Teflon has been sprayed good and proper.
My best boys were on the case.
WHERE IS BILLY?
Who gives a fuck?
Asty, like all theatrical types, is a bit of a fairy.
Oh! Hi Asty, love!! Mwooar! Mwooar!
Are you having a wonderful Christmas, darling?
Great Queen Street surely?
Is it Christine and Neil Hamilton?
Bang me up before you go go.
Points mean Prizes
Points mean Porridge
Points mean bras.
You underestimate the lack of ethics in this mob, I suspect. Save this cartoon for next year, you might need it again.
Why did the Huhhne cross the road?
If it drives like a Huhne, lies like a Huhne and hides like a Huhne, it is a cuпt.
To see if Guido was following him with a camera and mircophone
Cos’ my cock was stuck up a lesbian’s snatch
The Huhne was picked up by the fuzz?
I imagine he will be havIng behind the scenes discussions with HM Prison service to install solar panels on his cell for a reduction in his tariff
He would do better to get armored panels for his ha’penny.
Next yesr it will be the Hilton @ Pentonville dear
How many more times…the DPP will NOT proceed with the case on the grounds of “Not in the public interest” and drop it …Huhne’s position in the Cabinet is perfectly secure…Clegg daren’t sack him and Cameron can’t because under the Coalition Agreement only Clegg can sack LibDem Ministers…any speculation is totally pointless
I agree, that happened with me during a Trial of a Tory Councillor, that I set up, for corruption, so that we LibDems would get re-elected in Portsmouth. When it became clear during the trial that it was a set up and my ‘boys’ were involved in it, a submission was made by the police and the CPS to prosecute me and two others for perverting the course of justice. It went all the way to the Attorney General in the last government, who refused to prosecute.
Maybe if you tell on him to the rozzers a la Emma West they will act?
I sent Chris and the Eurozone my best wishes for 2012.
Can’t we just tie him to one of his “friendly” windmills ,the ones that are blotting out the lovely sea views, I think one on the East Hoyle sandbanks would be a good bet, he would then be able to have a nice view of Llandudno when he’s upright.
Strap him to one just above the waterline at low water, so he can contemplate his many follies and crimes as the tide slowly approaches his head.
The squeaker and his fragrant wife, Sally?
Ms Pryce, if convicted of perverting the course of justice innit, has well and truly fucked her career into a skip
Nice work you fucking liberal democrat shagging twat-bag
Enjoy working at Aldi hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You are not correct, she will still be welcome as an all-seeing sage of economics on such shyte as the Sunday Politics show
Fuck off Winstons, just cos we dont give you anymore airtime, you smug right wing anus
Thank fook we’re gonna be free of that fooken useless backstabbin’, gobshyte from the cabinet.
Southampton and its environs is a benefits cheating/scroungers/welfare degenerates immigrants heartland, so we wont win the by-election, but who fooken cares
My message of Chrismath is that I intend going on being me!! tho there
Well it did not happen to A Charming Martini
Is this the start of something new? The cartoon is almost good.
Please revert to the usual dross.
I fear you may be suffering from an excess of sprouts.
The male is definatly mr sunny and windy and look after number one, I presume the other is the BBC’s new finance “expert” his ex wife.
I live in hope on this one, but I am not holding my breath…
Wise move, you see the CPS has all the wrong evidence.
Some time very, very Huhne…
“Watch your thoughts for they become words, watch your words for they become actions, watch your actions for they become your character, and watch your character for it becomes your destiny.” Mrs Thatcher.
Who else since has understood the responsibilities of leadership better than her? Certainly not the pygmies who’ve followed her.
Margaret T was better looking than this!
“Watch your thoughts for they become words, watch your words for they become actions, watch your actions for they become your character, and watch your character for it becomes your destiny.” – Siddhartha Gautama, as a matter of fact.
Yeah, but Mrs T reminds us of these truths in this film, thus revealing an understanding of them, Sir DB9.
So Mrs. Thatcher didn’t attribute; big effin’ deal.
She must have done something right, lefties everywhere are foaming at the mouth and baying for her imminent death.
This film will have had Common Purpose approval, it will remind and educate the masses that The Iron Lady stole our school Milk & shut down UK PLC, and Tories at babies.
Nah, the masses will just see what we’re missing now, strong leadership. Remember, Mrs T wasn’t voted out in an election.
And Gordon Brown wasn’t elected in one.
I’m getting magically moist.
Tom Watson, scourge of the nation’s phone hackers, is setting up a new rapid rebuttal unit…how soon before the return of MacBride/
http://www.totalpolitics.com/opinion/281742/changes-to-labours-party-structure.thtml
North of the border it will be the return of Purcell!
thought that fucker had o/d on cocaine
Nah, I think the fecker’s employed emptying the Buffty frae Kirkcaldy’s bed pan at the mo.
See how well it worked in my personal dealings with Swiftcover? Watson’s the name, “Name’m and shame’m”-’s my game…
Ed M confirmed as psychologically flawed, Ed B on maneuvers, looking forward to it.
Hopefully soon the term ‘tariff’ will have a whole new meaning for Chris
Where to Mr Huhne?
Pentonville would be nice.
А crоwdеd rооm, frіеnds wіth tіrеd еyеs
І’m drіnkіng wіth yоu аnd yоur bоwl оf rіcе
My Gоd, І thоught yоu wеrе sоmеthіng tо drіvе оn
Mе? І guеss І wаs а hаrd shоuldеr tо pеа оn
Things didn’t go as planned this xmas then?
The song remains the same.
Madam.
Maybe you are confusing me with my cat.
I am being treated to dinner tonight by some wonderful friends.
What more could one wish for?
Happy days..
Guido’s on base!
Obviously the Euro version -driving on the wrong side of the road.
Sorry – bass.
Excuse me!
It is driving on the right side. Any fule etc..
Just hang him!
Comment of the year! A t shirt is in the post.
Arseholes like Huhne are needed in Government as poster boys to remind us of the coalition’s fully detached and sanctimonious attitude in wasting our money for political gain in implementing faddy schemes to mollify their particular brand of loony.
Huhne is damaged goods.
It suits Cameron for him to remain since his continued presence weakens Clegg.
4FS. The one day of the year when the dynamic duo have an excuse not to provide a monday toon and they go ahead and conjure up this heap of shite.
WATCH ME GIVING STRAIGHT ANSWERS TO STRAIGHT QUESTIONS…
so Santa didnt bring Guido some funny cartoonists.
Did Santa give you some of his special STDs from his sack?
That is Ron Mexico you are thinking of!
Last Christmas I gave you my voice.
According to the Daily Star you won’t be giving us it any more….
Not ‘cut enough’ shirley
In other key areas, dynamism, credibility, popularity and policy, my Shallow Chancer, Ed Balls and I are well in the forefront, massively ahead of the Conservatives and FibDems.
……and our policies are second to none. None being the operative word.
Any chance the moderation on this site will get fixed soon? It’s just like Ed Miliband, useless.
Huhne is a pompous loud mouthed tosser. But where is the proof of his guilt?
Such proof is currently with the CPS. Think about it, if there was no proof they would have dropped the case yonks ago. The fact that they havent clearly indicates there is indeed a case to answer. They are working out how they can drop it in these circumstances.
This is hardly the most intellectually demanding case the CPS have ever dealt with.
They were able to sort out John Terry in a fraction of the time.
Prosecute and let the Beak kick it out is their best bet now.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2078561/Ministers-defy-meddling-EU-votes-prisoners.html
We will see.
Figure it out: How are the prisoners in HM Prisons going to vote– polling stations, or postal? And for whom? Who benefits?
Maybe this hideous idea will have gone into effect by the time the Huhnester can avail himself of it.
We will see just about sums Cameron up – he will be known as the do nothing Prime Minister.
Nothing on Immigration
No referendum on Europe
Nothing on curbing the powers of public sector and rail unions
Nothing on Pilgrims
Nothing on Human Rights
Very little on reducing the deficit, public spending still rising and nothing on reducing the national debt
No reduction in energy and employment costs for private industry
Capitulation on public sector pensions
Capitulation to Bob Crow over the Olympics
Nothing nothing nothing ……
And now no foxhunting too!
What’s guilt got to do with it ?
Parp Parp trump Parp cack pump
Are you my new speech writer ??
No, I am. Papa oom Mao Mao, Papa oom Mao Mao Mao…
Why, in this day and age are these arseholes still allowed to go on strike?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/road-and-rail-transport/8977887/Shoppers-and-sports-fans-face-tube-strike.html
What the f*** are you doing about this Boris? You useless posturing turd!
And that is why Public Transport will always be trounced by Personal transport.
If these fuckers think themselves so special and vital – then they should be forbidden to go on strike, just like the Peelers & the Army.
Just get rid of the drivers like the DLR and have computers driving the fecking thngs. Then Bob Crow can shove hit up his arse.
Wait until the Olympics are over then announce plans to fully automate the underground trains. Sack all the bus drivers and replace them with out of work HGV drivers. Regan resolved all public sector issues at stroke by sacking all the so called irreplacable air traffic controllers.
I’m a big fan of The Sweeney but don’t remember that episode.
‘Unelected nonentities’ .WOOOOT ???
I can’t wait to get back to the Russian orphanage !
So i can splash out on the kids !
By the power of Boaz and Jacin he wil be free, jabhulation one and all under god.
Has the EC announced an austerity budget for itself ?
I don’t think so.
Wocka wocka wocka.
I will not be using British Rail or the London Underground until there is a mass cull of all these striking not so public public workers.
“Holiday strikes to protest austerity measures paralyzed ground traffic in Belgium, delayed flights in Paris, and promised days of headaches for Christmas travelers around Europe.”
It’s not unusual and will become less so. The Olympic Games provide leverage.