12 Most Popular Stories of 2011
Everyone does round-ups of the year, only ours was chosen by our readers, here are the most read stories of the 2011:
- Piers Morgan Knew Award Winning Scoop Was Hacked
- A Story You Won’t Get from the BBC, Guardian or The Times
The Secret of Three of Westminster’s Media Gate-keepers - Bet Giles Coren Wishes His Tweets Were Sub-Edited
- Morgan Mocked Macca’s Misery Voicemails
- Guido’s Celebrity Super-Injunction Advice
- Farage’s Rage Going Viral
- The Full Boundary Review
- Exclusive: Alastair Campbell Evidence to Leveson
Speculates Morgan’s Mirror Hacked Cherie Blair’s Voicemail - + + + Osborne Coke and Hookers Story Breaking Tonight + + +
- Sexist Laurie Penny Exploits Unemployed
Pays Staff Below Minimum Wage - Unbankable Story
- Scandalous European Parliament Email Triggers Gossipping
Not sure that “popular” is the right term for Piers Morgan, nevertheless he is the subject of three of Guido’s most read stories this year. Super-injunctions also occupy three stories (#4, #6, #12). Andrew Marr’s menage a trois is #3 despite being three years old and subsequently disproved by DNA.
The story which amused us most was probably comrade Laurie Penny’s exploitation of an intern. This was funny on many levels, the hypocrisy, her crazed response and the knowledge that whilst travelling in the back of a Mercedes limousine with her, courtesy of the BBC, it was Guido who had urged her on, telling her she “simply must get an intern”.
The Boundary Review scoop was just another example of Guido beating the BBC and the rest of the mainstream media to a story that everyone was chasing. You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…
Really outstanding year Guido and Neo guido.
Thanks
+1
Not such a good year for Billy, caught lying, caught stealing lines from other blogs, claimed prize won by won of his fakes and numerous new arseholes torn. Roll on 2012.
“claimed prize won by won of his fakes”
Evidence?
Ps all the others are just rubbish and you know it.
Billy, don’t get drawn in to an argument – you will end up with a new one torn again
so you fail at the first hurdle of evidence.
Oh dear.
Merry Christmas.
I am not sure which of the fakes provided the winning line – it was not me. I think that the original Billy claims it was him – seems unlikely but you never know. They say that if you put a chimp in front of a typewriter, he will eventually write a novel.
It was an original line that I came up with – please stop saying it was somebody else.
Sit on my face.
I once asked my wife to sit on my face.
Big mistake.
Ooh you are awful!
Grunt Parp Parp splatter ohhhhh……. Thrump plop
Nice to be reminded of Marrs’ troubled story.
Reason enough to sell the bloody BBC.
Is there still life in the Marrs story ?
I resigned from the London Library when I discovered that twat was a member. Christ, I might have met him on the stairs.
Wasn’t the Marr story back in 2008? Not quite 2011 methinks. Bit up there with the Miliblands and their 65,000 new followers ….
Was I popular?
No, you were an Ed-sell.
But he was baulked at every turn.
You are as popular as norovirus.
And the same colour …
Where where?
Don’t Sarah and the kids live in Canterbury these days with Sarah’s ‘best friend’, while Gordon holds court around in Cape Cod with lot’s of eager young men hanging on his every word?
We could tell you where she really is, but then we’d have to kill you.
Gordon would tell you that’s a lot of “codswallop.”
Wonder if he’s ever been walloped with a cod?
http://www.provincetown.com/civic_community_ma/support_education_worship/_/17805/
2X *pa DOOM poom!*
Sarah – you are in denial.
Fucking sad bitch.
How exactly is she tracking this via NORAD? Should we be informed about this? Has her Aspergic, nosepicker of a husband taken up hacking, a la Gary McKinnon? If so, can we PLEASE see him deported to the USA and locked up (God knows he would enjoy it though).
So corruption rules, a crying shame
High crimes committed, no sod to blame
You can’t depose the high and mighty
In LibLabCon Trick’s ersatz Blighty
Our noses rubbed in their cunning stunts
The good and the great? Just rancid runts
Hic! I’ve just had my seventeenth bottle of gin of the day. Hic!
Lightweight,
Slainte! (But do be kind and dispose of evidence properly.)
That’s one hell of a site!!!
Did anyone ever take up that wonderful internship opportunity with Comrade Penny?
Thought sure she’d help out one of those Occupiers, she loves them so much.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/nov/15/occupy-wall-street-police-violence
Don’t forget all the other scoops. Fox to survive, Laws to survive, Huhne to be charged, Gideon to Kensington. So many exclusives.
wibble
You loved ‘em.
Right bastard having to wait until Hogmanay to be able to enjoy yoursel’
O what a gale was on my speerit
To hear the p’ints o’ doctrine clearit,
And a’ the horrors o’ damnation
Set furth wi’ faithfu’ ministration!
Nae shauchlin’ testimony here -
We were a’ damned, an’ that was clear,
I owned, wi’ gratitude an’ wonder,
He was a pleisure to sit under.
And the one about me and my schoolgirl girlfriend.
Pervs R Us. Come and join us.
As I sit watching the local Boxing Day Chunt and chunters rambling across fields nearby I must congratulate you Guido on the continued success of this blog. It has indeed given airing to many a fine topic – ones no doubt all the chunters around here would hope would disappear leaving them to continue their rape of our country
You’re nicked.
1 Harrow Fields Gardens
Zoopla Estimate £462,043
Refine estimate
Gorgeous weather here dahlings!
Comradeth! Thith time next year, I’ll be prime minithter! Now let’th all thing the Red Flag!
prime minister of North Korea ?
Not unless you ditch the unions you won’t Ed…
We churn out more productions to savor :
Thrill to the tilsit tones of Julie Anthotyros in The Pound of Mihaliç
Pungent satire with Mike L Rennet in Beyond the Fridge
Guest star L N Bursztyn in our gruyere-some horror, Catupiry
A lyceum trip to Wonderland in Oh My Ears And Vlaskaas
Steamy passendale with Casein Rindback in A Squeaker Named Désirée
Madcat comedy in Arseniko and old Naxou
And one we know you all lika so much, Škripavac
Hvala vam što ste lijepo sir.
Vi ste dobrodošli.
Just noticed, Ed Miliband does not feature on the list.
#noimpact
(see above)
Neither does Billy’s having won the caption contest.
“12 Most Popular” goeth againtht my egalitarian printhipleth. Everyone thould be ath mundane ath I am.
Im sat here posting utter shite like a c’unt on Boxing Day because im a fucking sad idiot.
Laughing at the irony.
LOL
Looks like there are at least 3 of us here – enjoy me
He’s right Billy you are a sad ADHD c’unt, Boxing Day or not.
You see it just goes to prove my theory. Where is the evidence?
Get back to your security booth and porn stash. Fap fap, sploot.
Dirty fucker!
Everytime you insult me you prove my theory with another nail. There is nothing ou can do to stopper it because I am right.
Billy rocks my prostate
There is no money to pay for trolls anymore.
WATCH ME COMPLETELY BURY CAMERON….
But Miliband is not impressing voters….
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2078539/Camerons-popularity-surges-ahead-Miliband-following-Euro-veto-parties-neck-neck.html
Let’s face it, Milimong didn’t even impress his own Party; they voted for his brother.
I was on the naughty list this year, or to give it’s official name the sex offenders register.
Oi. Billy is my bitch – fuck off and find somebody else to abuse
Ah, Christmas. In years gone by, I used to rush down the stairs and rip open as many parcels as I could as quickly as possible. There was always an argument with the others about who had the best toys, but we always made up in the end. After that we’d sit down for a three hour meal, then watch telly for the rest of the day.
I really miss working at the Royal Mail sorting office.
To save the world in the new year, I will make my ploppies the new gold standard. Discussions are already well advanced with the MFI.
Gordon, you sold nearly all our Gold. You’re so full of shit there’s no chance that there’s enough Gold left to keep that promise.
But what about the chocolate coins on my Christmas tree ?
I would shit my pants if I had to get a job in industry
Pity any unfortunate private sector workers if subjected to such a calamity on legs, Bob Cratchets Tiny Tim would never have survived.
See if the French army will have you :
http://www.arrse.co.uk/armed-forces-jokes/142319-colour-uniforms.html
Does this re arrangement work
I shit my pants ,I had to get industry, I would a job in .
mmm or perhaps
I shit , I pants, in industry, would get a job if had to
Most popular stories of the year? What about Handycock? Non-stop fun with the ‘Ocean-going Shagger’.
As Xmas fades after hanging around like a bad smell since about the middle of November, our thoughts turn once again to the really important things like hot chicks and shagging. In my case I often fall for something quirky about a girl’s character that makes me laugh, but saying that they mustn’t be fucking mingers. One time, I absolutely knew I was attracted to someone when she stopped mid flow in the corridor, scratched the right side of her head, and then carried on. In that split second I was hooked. Funny innit? In my case at the moment this requirement comes in the form of a whacky, well stacked brunette, taller than the types I usually go for but ‘sex on legs’ just about sums her up. Just hope she’s still free after the Xmas hiatus.
In honour of Boxing Day, why not a little boxing?
Once again, Baroness Thatcher proved correct. The Left won’t like this http://bit.ly/sqpzTe
The left and very rarely right.
what the fuck does that mean you huhne
It means Billy is either a mong, pissed 24/7 or both
what it says?
The left (socialist/marxists/Nazis) are very rarely right (freedom/capitalisim)
understand?
Ooer, Billy’s done a pun, but who’s gonna clear up the resultant mess?
In Billy’s world there is no difference between “are” and “and”, and he is always right and nobody has every torn him a new one
Billy carrying on a conversation with himself. Not much else on this thread today, gotta fill it up with something, I reckon.
What do you expect at these prices?
Truth will out. When in doubt, listen to the horse’s mouth.
Besieged on all sides,
A dark castle stands alone,
On a windswept plain.
Unfortunately the lack of any ‘IQ’ in the moderation has prohibited compliments for your offering. Your thought processes are impressive.
Perhaps another time , another place.
I cannot believe giving the nom de plume gra-sshop-per [to indicate student of an art] should have upset the automod.
High queues in vogue?
Winter sails gather all
till ringings subside away.
Even more popular
Even I am getting worried about fancying this
Mon frere
Ow do you theeenk I feel during de monthly bath de Francais?
eeeeeeeeeeeez not easy being a father to this
Send her to us
I am a coward
I hate my country
Yes you and the rest of the non tartan wearing world
No “Miracle On 34th St.” for this Santa:
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/fire-victim-lomer-johnson-loved-bringing-joy-santa-claus-saks-avenue-article-1.996925
No further comment.
Merry Jizzmas.
Britain loses spot as sixth-largest economy to Brazil.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/8977834/Britain-loses-spot-as-sixth-largest-economy-to-Brazil.html
Thats either just nuts or a close shave !
Chris waxes lyrical about trimming ‘em.
I think we may have to open a book on which party will make the most faliable rafio/tv piece before midnight on 31st .
Ed “I think labour had a good year”
Labour is a tyred party that’s lost its kama.