Happy Christmas
Balls Calls for Deeper Cuts | Speccie
Lessons from the Thirties | CPS
PMQs Idiots | Harry Cole
Jon Cruddas is Not the Messier | Dan Hodges
We Should Honour Victims | Bob Blackman
Bad Al Campbell Spinning for Portland | PR Week
HuffPo’s House Jihadi | Washington Free Beacon
Osborne Gets His Soundbite | Nick Robinson
Moonbat versus Chomsky | Charles Crawford
Beecroft is “S**t” | LibDem MP
News of the World Trailed Watson’s Mistaken Mistress | Indy
Shabana Mahmood MP Saves Brum Market | ITV News
Plan a Velvet Divorce for the €uro | Gideon Rachman
Truth About Romney’s Bain “Vampire Capitalism” | Wall Street Journal
Clegg’s Revenge | Nick Wood
Cleaning Out Stables | Biased BBC
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Iran’s military chief-of-staff, Major General Hassan Firouzabadi…
“The Iranian nation is standing for its cause and that is the full annihilation of Israel”.
The last Quango in Paris says:
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
And you Guido.
Give us a xmas wave
Three words – Smug Fat Hunt.
Guido you need to raise your game. The Tories, Lbour and the Lib Dems are rancid. Go get ‘em.
Nice trick hanging C U N T to Hulme.
How about doorstepping the Hunt?
Guido has gone to harass a few leprechauns in the old emerald isle as well as down a few gallons of pochin (is that the correct spelling) now that will be blinder, he could have taken Billy B
“Poitin,” although pronounced the way you’ve written it. The people of the Island to the West persist in a strange orthography for their archaic and mostly-defunct native tongue.
Ni mind eh
Billy, you sad fuck. Are you spending the whole of Christmas waiting for the next post. Are you alone Billy?
“Hanging” is too good for him.
Meanwhile Guys..
That cameo image of a Gay Man of indeterminate age and his young Catamite looks worryingly authentic.
Do you think people will start talking, know what I mean?
Who’s the Billy Bunter on the right?
That dude is set for an early RIP if he doesn’t do something about it.
My motto is work hard play hard. At least that way you get to play hard. Forget the plastic gym and take up cycling or hill walking and don’t entertain jogging as that will only knacker your joints, failing that sack the nanny and the cleaner and keep your own house in order.
Some people never tire of telling others what to do.
All the best to you and yours Guido, and those where who aren’t politicians as you have ruined our country.
Sorry to be churlish but I feel strongly about it.
Reminds me of two Dawn Frenchs
Usually find one french at dawn’s enough for me, honey. Unless the girlfriend’s pal’s stayed over in which case one has to be sociable, doesn’t one?
who is that with Alex Salmond?
Don’t know but it sure does look like he’s getting a reach around
Is it the Krankies ?
I’ve got AIDS
Who’s the fat boss eyed fucker on the right as we are looking?
H*rry looks serious hung over.
That is all.
Is it Jonathan King?
Can i extend it too all readers and Guy Newsroom staff and off course Neo Guido, you lot are legends , Merry Christmas to all yous and your families
xxxxxx
gottle ‘o geer
I’ll second the ‘Billy Missive’ Merry Christmas & a prosperous New Year to all, apart from Huhne of course.
Who are these 2 gentlemen?
Ant and Dec
ided the diet wasn’t for him?Guinness is a very fine diet and has constituted >85% of my body mass for several decades. I cannot compete with our host though.
They are not gentlemen they are my friends
And he’s no stranger to me. Stranger THAN me, perhaps.
http://www.jamesonwhiskey.com/Advertising/Hawk-of-Achill.aspx
Are they from Verona ?
Wishing you all happiness and separate hotel rooms.
Happy Christmas werrily!
Piss off moniker you dopey old twat.
I wish I could say sorry that I seem to have spoiled your Christmas so soon after it has started but I must rush before I have an accident.
*background noise: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Long hollow slashing sound emits from the urination station. Goes off to the kitchen to get himself a grappa. Comes back to console with tears streaming down his cheeks*
Are you deaf, clothe ears?
Yes. To you.
*clothe ffs!!! pfffffft!!!!*
See you didn’t deny that you’re order_orders answer to Malcolm Muggeridge, so that’s a win for me I think, you mental spazza.
Winnar – yawn.
Pissed again I see.
CRMM has issues, dontcha know?
Bed time TaT – or your stocking won’t get filled.
So what moniker is that then?
*parp*
Haha, CRMM’s colostomy bag has burst!
Over your head
No, all over the clean sheets that nursie has recently replaced after his last scatological episode.
Master of the Universe
HAWKWIND
Good Idea, Can.
2-hit combo!!
2-hit combo, so that’s what they call mutual masturbation these days?
Yeah
Thank you Gentlemen. I do enjoy these pointless fucking spats.
Fksake guido, you and the apprentice look hammered in that photie.
All the best for xmas – keep your eye on the fuds in your northern empire – fun and games in the pipeline once salmond decides to play rough.
Does Guido Senior have a black eye welling up there??
Happy Christmas
Keeep on driving the slay.
Rich and Mark have excelled themselves this time. Who are they?
A happy Christmas to you all
Except Fabians, Commies, Marxists and Socialists who can all go stick their heads up a dead dog’s bum (or Polly’s sweaty arse – tough decision that!)
It’s not Monday how come we have a Rich&Skidmarks cartoon of G&Nneo G as headlines.
For some reason Ghostbusters came to mind.
Merry Xmas Guido and Family and a Merry Xmas to Neo Guido and family.
Or the Blues Brothers.
Bring back Alizée, I zay.
OMG. Guido is an Eric Pickles in the making.
What does that make Harrietta then?
If you want to Eric Pikles secret life, click here
http://1.2.3.11/bmi/i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/24/article-2078285-0F44BD3100000578-692_306x423.jpg
Always the bridegroom, never the bride.
But best wishes to both of you, and thanks for many a canty day.
Ooh! Has Ronnie Kray got a new boy friend? Just like the good old days eh… Paul?
Give us Boolavogue before you go.
Keep the same sentiments up.
Have a Jamesons on me.
Would that be a Jamieson’s you’re after, Sorr – y’ know, the Priests’s Whiskey, John Jamieson’s? The one with the lovely smoky-peaty … that’s the one? Now, as it happens, Sorr, I’ve got a good bottle of it right here: in fact, sine Father O’Donoghue left this world, I’ve got more than several. Ting is, Sorr, that a lot of inedicated people ask for Jameson, so I tell em no, but I’ve got some very good Bushmills… Y’see, Sorr, if they can’t be bothered to spell or pronounce it right – Jamieson’s – I reckon they’re not worthy of it – even if they’re willing to pay five shillings-a-nip!
You drunk in that photo Guido? My left eye goes wonky as fuck when im pissed as well. Personally? Im shitfaced and hitting the single malts as i type.
If you can hound Huhne to suicide this year I will name my first born after you. Fuck it, you can have Mrs Brubaker (she is top quality MILF action) for 1/2 hour in any cheap motel you choose if you can manage that………..
Merry fuckin Chrimbo.
It’s egg nog for me, but still having the same effect, after 1/2 gallon or so…
Can we suggest a meet up with you and Mrs Brubaker ? We know a quiet little car park just outside Huddersfield.
Neo-guido looks great
#hastakenonboozeand****
Stop wanking like a rabid chimp Billy, you disgusting little oik.
I will be wanking all Christmas because I am not my own, and I love Guido
Why isn’t it the pogues merry Christmas on.
Come on billy post it
Fuzzy camera guy’s eh! *XmAs*
Happy Christmas, both!
Honestly – does our host not look a wee bit like Alex Salmond there?
dont insult the man
Indeed not. Alex is easily hurt.
All four are naked from the waist down? Is there a prize?
Yes, Billy’s chocolate dildo from the previous thread.
Only one owner.
It was Christmas day in the workhouse.
The snow was raining fast
A bare footed boy with pit clogs on was slowly running fast.
Does anyone know thre rest
Ask CRMM, he knows evrything.
Tripped upon a stair rod, so couldn’t run so fast.
Sadly, so sadly, with Bryant up his ass?
The version imprinted on my memory as a kid and submerged until your unfortunate reminder was:
‘Twas springtime in the Rockies
And the snow was raining fast
A barefooted man with clogs on
Came slowly whizzing past
He turned a straight corner
To see a dead donkey die
Then took out a dagger
And shot himself in the eye
A Merry Christmas to one and all.
The elephant is a funny bird
It flits from bough to bough.
It makes its nest in a rhubarb tree
And barks just like a cow.
You’d better not pout,
You’d better not cry,
You’d better not shout,
I’m telling you why:
Santa Claus is dead…
Legend.
I recognise Dennis Nielson, who is the other bloke?
Splendid Guido. Can you do one as Gove and Rachel Wolf next?
Dr. Fox and the Talented Mr. Werritty?
These blokes more like.
http://www.thenewestmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/49624_big.jpg
I see they are proposing to augment the Pictish diet with extra Vitamin D so the fuckers don’t get MS and nick all the wheelchairs.
May I suggest just adding it to cooking fat?
I’d go for the direct method – straight into any mars bar sold north of the border.
Season’s greetings to all non-socialists
OK. the biggest riddle of 2011 is solved… we now know who ate all the pies
Have a good one Guys… You and Yours.
Ohhhhh
Now which is the prettiest?
Would you buy a used car from any of those gentlemen?
Garry Chrimble.
Merry Christmas Guido & Neo. Thanks for making me happy/sad/angry/bleeding ste*ming etc.
Merry Christmas to everyone. Hope Santa was good to you all.
Going to bed now after a horrendous shift.
Wonder what 2012 will bring? Hopefully the downfall of Huhne, the entire Leiber party [in particular T.Watson, Balls...too tired to finish my wish list]. Anyway Guido, see what you can do to make my new year happy please!
“Going to bed now after a horrendous shift….” (echoed)
Is that a picture of the Kray twins?
In Yuletide homage to all those here who are so much better educated than I:
A group of scientists were all asked the following question: What is 2 * 2?
The engineer got out his slide rule, fiddled with the slide strip and the cursor and eventually said, “3.99″.
The physicist consulted his technical references and set up the problem on his computer. After a few seconds, he announced, “It lies between 3.98 and 4.02″.
The mathematician ruminated for a while, then announced, “I don’t know what the answer is but I can tell you that an answer exists.”
The philosopher challenged with, “Ah! But what do you mean by 2 * 2?”
The logician insisted, “Kindly define 2 * 2 more precisely.”
The sociologist said, “I don’t know but is was nice talking about it. Do you want fries with that?”
The behavioural ecologist ventured, “Probably a polygamous mating system.”
The MP droned, “minus £7tn but with a gold-plated pension and full expenses thrown in for me.
The blog proprietor said, “Half a million clicks and a bottle of Jura.”
Finally a medical student said, “4″…
All others looked at him in amazement. “How did you know?”, they asked.
The student replied, “I memorised it.”
Have a good one…
Is this one of those new crap xmas cracker jokes?
Have you been pulled yet?
Peano would no doubt have answered S(S(S(1))).
You know, and WE know, 2 X 2 = 4, but you have to be able to PROVE it before judge and jury, so until we have more evidence, this case will remain in abeyance.
4 times harder than
http://scienceblogs.com/goodmath/2006/06/extreme_math_1_1_2.php
A more formal example
http://tachyos.org/godel/1+1=2.html
∀
I see you get mention in this ditty SC
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=GB#/watch?v=_SFdUJLebzU
Very elegant.
For all.
Happy Christmas one and all!
Too busy cooking the goose but Merry Xmas to you all.
Merry Christmas all, especially our hosts.
Merry xmas you fucking bastards
Fancy a game of Tic-Tac-Toe, TT?
I wish you all a wonderful, happy, Christmas.
Oh shit….
Winterval felicitations to you too, o great economy-wrecker. If you are still around in 2012 then I will count that as a stupendous failure.
You bastard! Was it you that turned our water off?
I wish you, what you did to us in the last 13years and I hope your electorate get wise to you and get rid , I am hoping Salmond decides in 2012 to break away from the disunited kingdom and you end up in obscurity.
Apart from politicians, I wish people all the best.
I told you not to let Broon near me
Fuck me. What’s a Younger Robert Maxwell doing on the right.
Fixing Gordon Brown up with a flat ?
Too early for a single malt? Not after the scare I got seeing that pic! HAPPY CHRISTMAS! (Before they ban it)
Is this it???
12 more hours of B&Q ads, charity appeals and get down to a sale near you?
Is this what all the fuss is about?
Merry Christmas everyone Thanks for keeping me massively entertained over the last twelve months.
Here’s hoping for a late Christmas present when Huhne is finally charged.
Well, it’s pretty obvious what Guido’s new year’s resolution should be!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Merry Christmas guys – enjoy
Merry Christmas Everyone.
And a Happy and Prosperous New Year.
I’m sure Handycock And Huhney Tunes can’t wait!
Your’e going to get yours in the New Year, Fawkes. The Grand Master and Lord Leveson have been fully briefed and don’t forget, revenge is a dish best eaten cold. Jachin.
What’s up did G forget to buy you a beer?.
Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year which I suspect will be one to remember.
Many thanks Guido and Neo-Guido as well as the Guys and Gals who make this blog so addictive and entertaining, defiantly fit for purpose.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Excellent photo…………… oh yes – and NOW I remember last years Christmas card too……. Ha! Ha!
Happy Christmas.
Book early for our forthcoming productions, starting with :
Weisslacking fun in our pantomimolette : Peter Paneer
followed swiftly by our fast-paced crime-thriller : The Jailing Of The Huhne.
K-TEEEEEEEEWWWTT!!! (stumble) (sway) OOYEWLOOKIN’AT!! (crest) (macadamia)
Thanks to Liam and Adam for the entertainment during the year.
I too wish you all a happy christmas.
First!
Merry Christmas to everyone, including all those left wing tuppence lickers who don’t believe in celebrating Christmas in case anyone gets “offended”. In fact, a special Christian Merry Christmas to that lot.
Guido’s really let himself go. It’s a long time since he looked like this: https://bit.ly/fKJcin
He did look dapper back then I must admit.
BLIMEY!! – is that Che Guevara without the Beret?…
Or this:
http://www.monarchist.org.uk/uploads/3/2/5/2/3252756/388215447.jpg?558
Just have to hope there are no serious accidents affecting any liblabcon turds leaving them writhing in agony ,screaming in pain, with their innards falling out of them and the blood flooding out of them. With their families there watching them die, obviously.
Ha ha ha
There is the Brandy Butter all gone.
Just nipped upstairs for a wank CRMM? That’s usually Frankies modus operandi, it must be catching.
A ride in my new Range Rover Evoque, for the first one to provide me with the French Tart’s number.
Skinny fucking Frog, with cheap silicon tits, who can’t sing
poof
It’s a Toryfest tonight on ITV. The Downton Abbey special is written by Tory Julian Fellowes, it stars celeb Tory Nigel Havers, and an extended trailer for The Iron Lady will be screened during one of the ad breaks.
‘Iron Lady’ a tory film? It’s just a case of ‘he who is first to write the history…’
‘Common Purpose’ inter-generation educational video, for all those who can’t really remember or were yet to be born.
Our tentacles are far reaching, far more than just the BBC.
“Is a Tory running ITV?”
I should fucking hope so, as it’s not being subsidised by the tax payer like the Labour mouthpiece, BBC.
Isn’t it amazing that ITV can make drama that is watched by millions without needing 3.6 billion pounds off the taxpayers. Give those managers a pay rise.
Amazed that Robert De Nero hasn’t taken out a super injuncyion about once being married to Diane Abbott
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2078244/Robert-De-Niro-68-wife-56-welcome-child-surrogate.html
Different Diane Abbott, but his Ms Abbott was a coloured girl too.
Dearly Beloved
I do so hope that Ewanme will be showing some contrition over this Christmas time.
There was Schrödinger’s cat, thinking that they were going to start a family together when she announces that she will be spending the festival with a special friend and another cat!
Not only is our dear Schrody relegated to being a bit on the side. He has become a bit on the side to the bit on the side.
May the Lord lift up the light of His countenance upon you.
You can’t make a whore a housewife. The cat has learnt a valuable lesson here and will be wise to get away with merely it’s whiskers burnt.
Judge not lest ye be judged.
Thank you. A glass of sherry would be fine.
It was filth. Absolute filth. I don’t know what this blog is coming to.
Instead of taking the piss you should get the moderation sorted out. Fucking idiots.
Mark Thompson of the BBC should hang his head in shame at the shit put out on BBC TV. How can he and his fellow cronies justify their high salaries. Disgusting!
Have a great day evryone.
Good strategy regarding the 7th Unsellable episode of frozen planet. The story is now the zoo shots of baby polar bears being born. No public complaints about polar bears, but explanations in all non-recorded programmes about Polar Bears, R!, R2 & R4 etc.
No room for climate change ‘education’ episode.
Story gone, job done, trebles all round!
What about antarctic shrinking (when it’s growing) or polar bear numbers falling (when they’re growing)?
It’s standard “green” science. All spin, no facts.
Totally agree AC1, just a very good working example to explain to ‘Supper Club’ (all mid to late 80′s) how the unreproachable BBC has changed since the war, (maybe it hasn’t).
Why does H@rry never comb his hair? Is it considered fashionable in London political society to wear one’s hair in the state it was when the owner arose from his bed?
It actually looks better when he’s in the bed. I just fucking hope that this pic was taken pre botox treatment.
My aim is definitely getting better. After a skinful last night I managed to have a piss this morning without getting it all over the seat.
However the bed is soaked
Taking the piss, Billy? What did I say to you that got you in this mood?
We aim to please. Your aim helps.
Merry Christmas all.
Very best of season greetings to the Guiodos and their famlies!!
Merry xmas to all non-sock-puppets!
piss off.
Seasons greetings to you too.
I like Năsal cheese.
I prefer Västerbottensost.
We know.
I DON’T LIKE THIS FAWKES GUY….
Merry Christmas to you both and staff and all your families!
Looking forward your blog exposing more about the usual and unusual hypocrites in 2012!
If those two blacked up they would look like Al Jolson and a Golly Wog
What did I say wrong?
It may have something to do with likening young H@rry to a G0lly W0g Carol.
In more innocent times.
Ed. Leaders of Her Majesty’s opposition do NOT do Christmas messages. Her Majesty herself does that job. Now shut up and push off TWAT!
Just as well the armed forces’ reply was modded!
http://www.arrse.co.uk/armed-forces-jokes/170875-liam-fox.html
Nowadays Twizzle would have an extensible cock. That would be the USP.
If those two blαcked up they would look like Al Jolson and a Gοlly Wοg
See you in court!
Faces only a mother could love…
H@rry looks like an inhabitant of Fraggle Rock, ffs. And don’t get me started on Guido, but Madame Tussaud and an overstock of wax springs to mind.
Does that explain why his face is melting ?
Fucking unhealthy fat bastards.
So, the Westminster village has two idiots then.
Happy Christmas to everyone one here and a Bah! Humbug! to politicians and renewable energy loonies everywhere.
Wow, pure hot sexpots, enough to tun me into a beeboid
Notice the Queens speech was a Sky News production, what’s up too good for the BBC to do these days, time they were sold off.
Merry fucking Christmas
MY CHRISTMAS MESSAGE: TOO FARTS, TOO FAST.
What is wrong with flipping houses? It is all within the rules. You are all just jealous of us. Off for a ride now in my new Range Rover Evoque:
Riding around in my Range Rover Evoque
Looking for young girls to pick up and poke.
Boaz
Thanks Handy. Perhaps we should get together sometime. Ed’s getting a bit too involved, plotting to take over the leadership, and he has no time for me anymore. How about it?
This morning I had my annual Christmas wank.
I’m having a very white Christmas.
went down to the sales today – saved even more than i thought – the shops were closed
I’m dreaming of a Diamond White Christmas
Who’s the fat freak with the dodgy eye and vitiligo hair?
Blimey Guido, I think I’d rather come across Fox and Werrity on a dark night in the public conveniences and hope to get away unscathed, than bump into you and ‘Arry.
Only joking. Have a great Xmas, and thanks for the website.
Suggest you pose next year before the office party!
The one thing I hate about Christmas is my house stinking of shit…
Must be the logs on the fire.
Great photo. Merry Christmas.
Fuck off
I’m watching Rossini’s Barber of Seville – I’ve not seen anyone have their hair cut
Bah humbug! A day of demented in laws and evil uncontrollable sugar fuelled kids up since 5.30 am. Whoever invented Boxing Day should be shot.
Turned out better than i thought I nearly wept when H M Queen , found a prayer in a carol . such a simple line ….. and yet so much .And Aljabeeba and Sky didnt forget our lads and lasses abroad and they all even managed to say “merry christmas” which was perhaps not unsurprisingly banned under Blair era , but we perhaps understand why that was , a little better now .
I think it trumps Van Rumpouys 200 things to smile about , hopefully for ever after . Dan Hannahs christmas card (Roger Helmer for graphic) is a nice touch .
During carols one young girl a few rows up was in tears and left before the end of the service , no doubt some trouble in her life , let us hope those in darkness find there way home , and we all share in somthing of the bringing of a light into the word , and not a grid .
Apologies. Photo taken after junior had his head flushed down the bog.
I will be dropping a Yule log later this evening
The ugly stick has been in use!
You should have seen the pic before they Photoshopped it.
Guido with your nose so bright won’t you lead my sleigh tonight.
Hic!
Merry christmas all, I hope you all had good days
Left,right,centre etc
Love ya
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Huhne, fake, fuck off
Good to see so many other lonely people enjoying themselves on here on Crimbo day. I love it here.
Are you wearing the tee short you won with my line?
You cant even stop it for one day.
You know, you are the sad one, the one has to be someone else, you are so afraid of being yourself under your own name that you have to live a lie.
Merry Christmas.
… and your name is really “Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever !” – I don’t think so – you huhne.
You have proved my point.
Merry christmas.
Are you on your own Billy. There are a whole bunch of us remembering the various new arseholes you had torn durning the year! We are laughing!
Anon
You direct all your hate at me, yet never express your own politcal views.
I am not lonely, have spent all day having christmas dinner and visiting friends.
you however?
Merry Christmas.
Just popped in, and nice to see it’s business as usual at order_order. Bye!
What is your real name – it probably says it on your name tag at the security booth so look it up if you do not know?
Another pointless- yet amusing little spat. Thank you and Merry Christmas children
JP Who is the first Prime Minister alphabeticaLLY of the twentieth cCentury?
Sir David Steel Baron Steel of Aikwood, KT, KBE, PC “Callaghan”
Callaghan? What a complete moron!
This useless idiot cost the Lib Dems much support in the elections because of his wishy washy uselessness.
Merry chrithmath!
Guten Abend!
Ich habe jetzt in Oberösterreich angekommen. Ich hatte eine angenehme fahrt über die Alpen. Das wetter war schön. Ich sehe, sie haben alle eine gute zeit hatten. Schrödinger’s katze lässt grüßen.
Prost!
(Es gibt keine erbsen in dieser nachricht)
Hast du dir die Hände gewaschen? Hmm?
Sie machen einen guten Film ist nicht möglich.
Liebe. xxxx
You know who du bist und I claim my funf euro.
Sie sind ein dirne…
Fuck off with that!
Gehst du zu einem alten Freund zum Abendessen?
Nächsten abend.
Heil Hitler.
Heil-a Mussolini.
Ich habe dir gesagt, bevor Sie werfen können nicht dein Handtuch auf der Liege, wenn jemand bereits darauf
Wie ich schon sagte, ich hätte nie mit einem Handtuch.
Die Sonne küsst meinen Körper. Soweit kann ich besser finden …
Parp Parp trump Parp Parp biff cack
Your very existence is a treasonous offence you slack cow.
Something else I’d like to add too Sally.
At this time of the year and after my family and friends I often find myself thinking about these poor fuckers and all the shit they have to deal with day in and day out.
I hate Christmas.
jeezo Harry C- get a f#c#in haircut.
Guido It’s the wrong way round you look more like Fox
Perhaps less about who they look like per se, than that they’re showing us who recreates the same relationship role as the corresponding gentleman in the photo.
I have sent my best wishes to an old Greek bloke in Papworth hospital.
Fortunatly you proved in a court of law your wishes are really dreams, ie Lisbon treaty, so the old Greek fella is well protected.
Ant and Dec have really let themselves go over Christmas.
Chuffing heck you have both turned into Chaz Bono or the gay twins
Please stop it!
Me and my eye shadow?
kinghell !!!!!!
Thats the Rimmell wrongun look
… and the caption is:
DON’T DO DRUGS !