December 21st, 2011

Heather Mills Accuses Piers Morgan of Scapegoating

Heather Mills has released this statement on her website:

For the avoidance of doubt, I can categorically state that I have never ever played Piers Morgan a tape of any kind, never mind a voice message from my ex husband.

Piers Morgan is doing all he can to deter the Leveson enquiry from finishing their important job.

Morgan is using me as his scapegoat and I would be more than happy to answer any questions that the inquiry would like to put to me.

As stated in a press release by my ex-husband, he has never insinuated that I have leaked tapes of him to the media.

Oh dear Piers…


  1. 1
    Common Sense says:

    Piers heard their mother fucking tiers yo!

  2. 2
    Billy should be killed for his own good says:

    Wonder what CNN are thinking?

  3. 3
    Campbell campaigning for Labourlist? well thats that site fucked. says:

    See above

  4. 4
    a non says:

    Revenge is a dish best served cold.

  5. 5
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    The fact that Mr Morgan apparently listened to a tape of a “heartbroken” Sir Paul McCartney and felt the need to sing ‘We Can Work It Out’ as he thought it so funny speaks volumes about the man.

    I would pay good money for Sir Paul to ring Piers this evening and sing ‘Help’.

  6. 6
    capt apollo says:

    ted turner say piers morgan byebye and dont let the door hit you on the arse on the way out

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Piers Morgan could yet go the way of Peter Hain…

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    Sir William Waad says:

    He hasn’t got a leg to stand on.

  9. 9
    Peg leg says:

    Tricky thing to decide who of this pair is more devious, mendacious and trustworthy.

  10. 10
    Geoffrey G Brooking says:

    No wonder he preferred video linking rather than a personal appearance.

  11. 11
    The Grauniad/BBC says:

    Murdoch, Murdoch, Murdoch. Murdoch! Murdoch – Murdoch. MURDOCH!!!! Murdochmurdochmurdochmurdochmurdoch…….murdochmurdochmurdoch. MurrrrrrDOCH!

    P.S. Murdoch!

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    Campbell campaigning for Labourlist? well thats that site fucked. says:

    And who done interview in the Mirror today?

    Peter Hain @PeterHain 6h

    · Open

    The real Ed: great @DailyMirror interview today reveals a leader voters will increasingly warm to
    Retweeted by Straight Bat

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    Jay says:

    To be fair, what has been suggested all along was that it was Heather Mill’s PR agent that had leaked the tape to Morgan. The question is then whether the PR agent was authorised by Mills (directly or indirectly) to do so or not.

    I still think Morgan’s “I didn’t know anything about phone hacking” line is untrue but the Heather Mills story might not be the one where he will be caught out.

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    Bring Back Emily Nomates says:

    Bye, Bye Piers…

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    WORLD AT WAR ! says:

    DAMN & BLAST !.

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    Drum says:

    Who to believe, Piers or Heather? Umm err pass.

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    Philip McArthur says:

    a) Peirs Morgan does not work for Murdoc.
    b) He is Left wing.
    Consequently he will get away with it.
    The Leveson Enquiry is purely set up to get Murdoc ,
    and via Coulson do damage to David Cameron.

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    Anonymous says:

    Trouble is that it doesn’t really matter if he’s lying – because there isn’t anything that can be done about it, unless the police have evidence against him and therefore arrest him. Let’s live in hope….

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    All the fun of a lynching without the mess says:

    This is all very fun, but when are we going to have the cross-hairs?

  20. 20
    Bring Back Emily Nomates says:

    CNN are probably asking their Lawyers to trawl through that Contract they signed with him to see how they can get out of it…

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    Comic Opera says:

    Orange??? fuck!!!

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Watson says – Murdoch, Murdoch, Murdoch, Murdoch…………..Murdoch.

  23. 23
    The Public says:

    Not about the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth then? I am very disappointed. Who’d have thought it?

  24. 24
    The Public says:

    Morgan was on oath, so presumably he wanted us to think he was telling the turth the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

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    Carefully chosen words says:

    Exactly, in this statement she only denies playing the tape personally and further only denies her ex husband ever insinuated that she leaked tapes to the press. This is neither an admission nor a denial that she did . More forensic questioning required.

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    nellnewman says:


    For once in my life I think I quite like Heather!

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    WORLD AT WAR ! says:

    LADIES & GENTLEMEN, may i return your attention to the Kamikaze
    Euro ?,a little light relief maybe, but the soon to be defunct Dollar
    should be derided & torn apart the British way (was going to say English)
    by a little irony & well irony.

  28. 28
    Those in power says:

    You cant handle the truth

  29. 29
    On the commute home says:

    What a crock! It’s gone after everyone! Why the desire to find bigotry when none exists?

  30. 30
    Bear shitting in woods says:

    Got any toilet paper?

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    nellnewman says:

    I’ve been wondering what’s happened to that tom whatsisname newspaperman that works for militwit?! Wasn’t he tangled up in this hacking mess as well somewhere?

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Morgan obviously thinks/thought that he had enough dirt to keep Mills silent. Mills now has the position where if Morgan attempts to dissuade her from testifying, she can scream Blackmail to the heavens and Morgan is really toast. If Morgan releases the dirt, he’s guilty of particularly noxious petty revenge and once more he’s toast. Ain’t Hubris wonderful?

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    I did have a certain grudging respect when she tipped the water jug over that barrister’s head!

    Oh, the times I’ve wanted to do that…!

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    nellnewman says:

    Seems a travesty of justice if poor old coulson’s going to be prosecuted but piersmorgan is going to escape.

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    Seb coe's a cunt says:

    Peter Manglbum gets in everywhere !!

  36. 36
    Tachybaptus says:

    In a fight between vultures, it’s OK to favour one of them.

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    nellnewman says:

    Oh the orange one talking about millitwit in the mirror.

    Remind me again how many readers does the mirror have?

  38. 38
    Sarah Teather says:

    ‘welcome to my world,wont you come on in —‘
    (Jim Reeves)

  39. 39
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    My oh my! The mop-headed Mersey musical maestro’s mendacious ex-marital monopod.

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    Margaret "conveniently loopy" Moran says:

    Coulson just needs to pretend to be mad. Mad as a bag of badgers, just like me. Then the charges get dropped and viola! You become sane again.

    Tee hee! Wibble.

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    You dirty old man says:

    PLEASE leave Emily Maitless out of this !!.
    MY face HER BUM OK ??!!!!.

  42. 42
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    You must admit, things are getting better. Getting better all the time.

  43. 43
    Father Jack says:

    Septuagenarian hasbeen musician, one-legged hasbeen glamour model, insider-dealing spiv, and a pissed-up prissy paddy, with more mince than Dewhurst, pretending to pontificate on weighty matters.


  44. 44
    Tom Fatson says:

    Fingers in ears -LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA.

    I can’t hear anything !

  45. 45
    Piss Organ says:

    But nobody wants to know me,
    they can see that I’m just a fool

    And nobody seems to like me,
    they can tell what I want to do,
    and I never shows my feelings,

    But the fool on the hill,
    Sees the sun going down,
    And the eyes in my head,
    See the world spinning ’round.

  46. 46
    Socialists = Sociopaths says:

    Er, Piers = Labour. Labour = Lies.

    Hypocrisy and Mendacity – it’s in Liebour’s D-N-A.

  47. 47
    Lou Reed says:

    And the coloured girls sing “Doot da doot da doot da doodoodoot…”

  48. 48
    Anon says:

    Most voters would only warm to Ed Milipede if he was doused in petrol and set on fire.

  49. 49
    BBC News says:

    We’re not biased you know!

  50. 50
    Laura Tobin says:

    Is it time for me to do the weather yet?

  51. 51

    It will all end in Piers

  52. 52
    Sir Aston Martin says:


  53. 53
    50 Calibre says:

    Did you call?

  54. 54
    L is For Labour, L is for Lice says:

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    Hacking isn’t very hard. We know that. Dial 1111 and listen away.

    But how did the hacks get the mobile phone numbers in the first place?
    Someone at the networks must have been selling.

  56. 56
    Maxwell Edison says:

    Rose and Valerie/screaming from the gallery/say Piers must go free/the judge does not agree/and he tells them so, oh-oh-oh,

    But as these words are leaving his lips…

  57. 57

    Right eye, left brain, both vultures?

    Interesting that the collective noun is committee.

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  59. 59

    Just tried that with your phone and got nothing…

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    YOUR GOD says:

    Vultures don’t fight,they establish an order,just like us !,
    wanker bankers just order !!!

  61. 61


    ECB has bailed out all of Europe’s banks. Thanks Europe! It was looking like an austerity Christmas for the bankers. But now they can all get pissed as farts knowing the bonus money is in the vault.

    Coming up next on BBC 2 .. QE. The guessing game where money is printed not just because it might be right, but because it might be interesting or amusing to see what happens.

    Hosted by Mervin King
    Guests: Bob Diamond, Vince Cable, Stephen Hester and Jo Brand.

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    Engineer says:

    Journalist, “Mr. Watson, can we have your take on the possibility of phone hacking at the Mirror during Mr. Morgan’s editorial tenure, especially in light of Ms. Mills’ statement?”

    Tom Watson, “Mumble, mumble mumble. Mumble…..MURDOCH!”

  63. 63

    That’s because I changed my pin to 2222

  64. 64
    Ed Miliband says:

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    Engineer says:

    So now the Eurozone can look forward to inflation as well as all their other problems.

    This is not going to turn out well…

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    ‘bye bye baby, baby bye bye ————–‘

  67. 67
    Gordon Brown 65K/annum plus expenses, no fixed abode says:

    I blame Sue!

  68. 68

    A variant of No, nurse, I said prick his boil.

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    Hell is other people. says:

    Paul has been silent in all of this?
    One thing I can truthfully say about Morgan, is he has tendency to pick on women. The more vulnerable the better. The pathetic excuse for a man is nothing more than lying coward!

  70. 70

    My 2 key is missing.

    Can I type 5 upside down?

  71. 71

    Ask Chris Bryant, he has an opinion on everything.
    Actually not so much an opinion as an innuendo.

    “Ohhhhh! Wellll… I tell you dear, what I just between friends..James Murdoch only listened to Heather Mills and Paul McCartney doing the sweaty dead..That old slapper recorded it on her iphone!! Hmmmmm..well…I heard they were banging like filthy hot monkeys to Paul’s “why don’t we do it in the road.”

    ohhh..its disgusting ..listening in like that. he should be ashamed, eh?
    And he even went round their house to try and get video! yes! I know! Slumming perv or what, eh?

    Anyway..I’ve told the BBC and they’re running with it. I did say my anonymous source at the Guardian gave me that story though. Just in case it isn’t true, which it isn’t.

    Bye luvs..bye..

  72. 72

    Is it just me or has Mrs Mills lost a lot of weight?

    Haven’t heard her on the piano for years.

  73. 73

    I don’t know if that works. Try 3 and then press -1.

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    William Pitt says:

    Perhaps people could leave helpful comments here for the CNN producers and execs to read in case they are testing the public mood.

  75. 75

    What’s the collective noun for some committees?

  76. 76
    BillyBob... says:

    Cho off ‘is knob, the knob !

  77. 77


    It works!

    BTW Who is Samantha?

  78. 78
    BillyBob... says:

    Chop off ‘is knob, the knob !

  79. 79

    Lefties rushing to the defence of Piers.
    I’d have thought they hated him.

    After all, he did make Gordon cry.

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    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    Lice, damn lice and statist tics.

  81. 81
    BillyBob... says:

    Hmmmmm… the orange one, he who was suspected by the met of a robbery many year ago??

    no change there then :)

  82. 82
    BillyBob... says:

    Chop off ‘is knob, the silly knob !

  83. 83

    She’s the one from “I’m sorry i haven’t a clue”

    ‘Samantha has to nip out to the House of Lords with her constituency friend. He’s looking for support for his MP who’s facing expulsion, and Samantha says it’s important to have a good peer if his member’s likely to be out.’

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    I have been called for dinner.

    But I will leave my account details when I get back.

    I do accept direct debit.

  85. 85
    Archer Karcher says:

    Robbin’ banks?

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    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    Mills has now clarified a little: She says she has never played the message to anyone, at any time.

    Did she authorise anyone else to though?

    The unclear unidexter.

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    Tachybaptus says:

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    Dog Breath says:

    The problem with the euro is that Europe is still using ye olde G Brown recipe for pigs anus and hog bollocks debt pies.

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    Spanner in the works. says:

    The Daily Mirror sales for the year end to November were 1.103.405 copies a 6.1% decrease on the previous 12 months.
    The Sunday Mirror sold 1.760.141 copies an increase of 64.9% due to the demise of the News of the World, the increase only reflecting approx 25% uptake in last News of the World sales.
    The Guardian and Sunday Observer both lost just over 10% of sales, those being 226.473 and 266.744 respectively

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Comment removed

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    What a dilemma. Is Piers lying. Or Heather? Piers? Heather?

  93. 93
    Gordon Brown says:


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    Archer Karcher says:

    The Mirror has a lot of viewers, I am not sure how many of them can understand the words printed on it’s pages though.

  95. 95
    Cato Street Conspirator says:


  96. 96
    A slavering lecher says:

    No, dear, but you can do me any time.

  97. 97
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    +10. LOL

  98. 98
    Criminal Protection Service says:

    We are pleased to announce that we are hitting our targets for alleged offence to prosecution decision timescales.

    John Terry : 2 months.

    Chris Huhne : Mr Starmer, Mr Starmer, hellllllllllllllllllllllllllp.

  99. 99
    P.Mandevison, the Eminence Greasy says:

    Horribilis ??

  100. 100
    Sarah Brown says:

    Not tonight Gordon.

  101. 101
    BBC News says:

    We’re not biased you know!

  102. 102
    Archer Karcher says:

    Best put them both in the ducking stool to be certain.

  103. 103
    Apathy Rising says:

    Dare I say that the Leveson Inquiry is the spittoon into which anyone may spit.

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    Elder or Younger?

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    nellnewman says:

    With piers morgan’s tv ratings at CNN plummeting where on earth can he go next to earn a living?

    He’s becoming a pariah like his pal gordon and like gordon he’ll eventually be where nobody wants him.

    sad. not!

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    Anonymous says:

    Is that why the CPS are taking such a long time to prefer charges against H*hne?
    A temperature of -273C is as cold as you can get;is that what they are waiting for?
    Didn’t take long to charge T*rry.wonder what the difference is?

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    The Public says:


  108. 108
    Thomas Sharp says:

    Dear Aunty Guido
    That judge at the hacking inquiry seems to be modelled on Lord Leakham. Should I sue ?

  109. 109
    Well it's a thought says:

    Put it down to 1= good PR, 2= loss of job and pension.

  110. 110
    Max Miller says:

    Is this really the end of the Piers show?

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    Cell time says:

    A compromise of Committee?

    Or complication?

  113. 113
    nellnewman says:

    I think the problem is that everyone is doing just that.

    Not the most credible or impressive of inquiries is it?

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    WVM says:

    Just seen Labours Rachel Reeves dodging bullets on Sky News’ Jeff Randall Live, hope someone You Tubes that.

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    anon. says:

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    ++ BREAKING WIND++ says:


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    Ballymoney Boy says:


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    Just saw Samantha on the way back from a very enjoyable rump at the Savoy Grill. She “likes nothing more than to peruse old record shops. She still particularly enjoys a rewarding poke in the country section.”

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    Anon says:

    All that EU funding over the last 10 years didn’t do them much good then.

    What is quite interesting: The Economist reckoned that (independent of England and Wales), Scotland’s economy is the same size as Hungary’s.

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    Anon says:

    One of my local pizza shops is advertising for delivery drivers.

    Not sure they’d trust Piers with the cash, though. And obviously he’d need to be personable, numerate, capable of reading a map, show.. bollocks, no – he’s not up to it.

    I’ll keep a look out for anything suitable.

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    Bloke of A Certain Age says:

    Morgan was a hack
    Who thought he was a rock Star
    But we knew it couldnt last

    Morgan left GB
    To make it in the US
    Hoped that we’d forget his past

    Get back
    Get back
    Get back to where you once belonged

    Morgan wrote a book
    Secured a show on prime time
    Chat show host on CNN

    All the folk he’d pissed off
    Said he’s got it Comin
    For the things he knew back then

    Get back
    Get back
    Get back to where you once belonged

    Get back piers
    The inquiry is waiting for you

  123. 123
    I'll have some of that says:

    Samantha ‘s been tasting some of her local butcher’s sausages. She liked the beef and chutney, and says she’s looking forward to his tongue in cider

  124. 124
    Margaret "conveniently loopy" Moran says:

    I told you I was mad.

    Can I keep the £60K?

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    I Squiggle says:

    Nail on the head. Like the P Moron yesterday, by trying to be “economical with the truth” they both incriminate themselves.

    This whole exercise is laughable – limp questioning from the enquiry, blatant evasion from “witnesses” (a collection of has-beens, weirdos and the incongruous).

    Who is paying for this?

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    Anonymous says:

    We should be so lucky.

  127. 127
    Hugh Janus says:

    A conviction for conspiracy perhaps??

  128. 128
    Tin hats on everyone says:

    Morgan was on US soil….

    Does the UK oath apply there?

  129. 129
    Billy Bowden in the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Who to beleive – Piers or Heather

  130. 130
    Gordon Brown's best speech ever! says:

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    Really? says:

    I was too distracted by her peculiar, droning voice to pay any attention to what she was saying. If that is the best that Labour can do, then either they (since unelectable) are stuffed or we (if they regain control of government) are.

  132. 132
    nellnewman says:

    Of course piers is only the last in a long line of leftwingers to bite the dust in the last few years. alycampbell, bliar, brown, bullyballs, kinnochio, tombaldwin, militwit.

    They’ve all been discredited.

    The big question now is who’s going to be next?

  133. 133
    nellnewman says:

    A man who achieved nothing, stood for nothing and did nothing worthwhile.

  134. 134
    South of the M4 says:

    Absolutely, Kelvin

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    Samantha Sang, but off-key says:

    “Samantha’s just returned from a private club which serves alcoholic beverages in the anterior portion and has card games in the back portion; liquor in the front and poker in the rear, that’s always a winning combination!”

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Discredit is nothing to the discreditable. The important thing is that they end up very rich. Even Mili will probably manage that.

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    Socialists = Sociopaths says:

    Mendacity and hypocrisy – that’s in your D-N-A.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Yeth ! Yeth ! My ambition is to be a champagne socialist just like all my Liebour party associates.

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:


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    Freebie Jones says:

    I see some out of touch judge has ruled that it is OK to rob the public purse.

    Can anyone tell me what I can expect to make if I put some pv panels on my roof from the feed tariff?

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    Louise Mensch. says:

    Oh dear on the face of it this looks good as Piers is in the shit, but it does mean he could be back in the UK soon and who wants that? Do I look pretty? Please buy my new book xx

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    Handycock, innocent Russian Spy Shagger says:

    I keep telling you, Chris is being looked after by the Grand Master. Boaz.

  143. 143

    So they have discovered planets in the “Goldilocks zone”. Telegraph.

    Life could have existed on them for millions of years.

    It is my theory that we are descended from such life. Our predecessors abandoned the old planet and came here. Then they became indolent, did not see the point in learning history. Discovered they could print money by pressing buttons. Forgot that the world was an oblate spheroid. Died out and had to evolve from apes all over again. Developed anew, worshipped funny gods. Had an age of enlightenment and an Industrial Revolution. A few wars happened along the way including a Cold one that was won.

    People were writing about the End of History. Then when everything was beginning to look too good to be true, along came a new messiah with an ugly wife and an unhinged chancellor…

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    My name is Mr Raj says:

    Very good, very good.

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    Outside Westminster says:

    Yes, you do look pretty. For a politician, which is not saying much.

    No, I won’t buy your book. You have no achievements worth reading about. Come back in 20 years time.

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    JH says:

    Sometimes The Mash is a pale imitation of The Onion, just trying too hard.

    Other times – particularly when it is skewering lefty sacred cows – it is superb.

    That article is in the latter category.

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    Cellmate Love says:

    I’m certainly looking forward to his stretch inside.

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    Sir Aston Martin says:

    >Who is paying for this?

    Rhetorical question #1.

  149. 149
    Time Lord says:

    Get over it, dear.

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    NOT "Pennywise" says:

    He might want to try his luck at this:

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    Sir Aston Martin says:

    Now that’s what I call a woman.

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    Writing a book is an act of creativity and I should like to probe her productive tracts and get a feeling of her talents.

  153. 153
    Elephant man says:

    Is that the one in Putney?

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    I would rather have her, in preference to Heather Mills, ticking my ivories.

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    Gordon Brown, Our Lord and Saviour says:

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    In Memoriam says:

    Farewell then
    Piers Morgan’s career.

    Jeremy Clarkson once twatted you
    Right in the face
    Which you didn’t like.

    And “Private Eye” used to call you
    “Piers Moron”
    Which you also didn’t like.

    But it was not a missing letter
    But a missing leg
    Which was to prove your downfall

    And now,
    Now it is you
    Whom CNN don’t like.

    E.J. Thribb, 17 1/2

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    recovery time for a nettle rash: One day
    recovery time for a cold: One week
    recovery time for appendicitis: One month
    recovery time for hip replacement: One year
    recovery time for New Labour: One century

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    Ah! Monika says:


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    nellnewman says:

    militwit is already very rich as is his brother militwit senior. The sons of ralph who came here a penniless marxist to flee WW2.

    So where did the money come from?!

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    Ah! Monika says:


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    nellnewman says:

    If you will only install these magical panels the saleman will promise you a saving of £thousands over your lifetime.

    Don’t expect his predictions to come true!!

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Aw, thanks! Have yourself a Merry Christmas!

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    nellnewman says:

    No you trashed the UK!!

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    Ah! Monika says:

    That’s two of them that haven’t got a leg to stand on

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    Ed Balls, Shallow Chancer says:

    Gordon’s money trees ?

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:


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    Ah! Monika says:

    Going Down on Heather. He won’t be the first!

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Well, she seems perfectly happy with the Catholic church’s views on contraception, and her husband doesn’t seem to be particularly weighed down by the weight of his own ball-sack…

    …I’m just sayin’.

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    E says:

    What’s the recovery time after being on a three year bender, Crmm?

    Should I drink plenty of water?

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    *Excellent – may I add the following?*

    You are going down
    Like Keith’s mum
    But for much longer.

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s actually quite a limited denial. It only denies that SHE played a tape to Morgan. It doesn’t deny that she authorised someone to leak a tape to the Mirror or to Morgan.

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    Jimmy says:

    You mean a brief sabbatical followed by a return to his old job?

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    Where my cat is recuperating.

    Except it is thigh deep in snow now.

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    Said Gadaffi says:

    I am sure that it had nothing to do with the money that I gave to the LSE

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    To be fair, the statement also said that she was happy to answer any question the Inquiry put to her.

    Even a complete air-head would see that the first question would be, “did you authorise anyone else to play your voicemail message to Piers Morgan?”

  177. 177
    Aydodge E. Scheisster, QC says:

    On the off-chance that your question is serious, and not a rhetorical one, or an attempt at ridiculing conspiracy theorists (which your moniker suggests), trust me, the oath is just as valid in the US as in the UK. There are Hague Conventions on the taking of evidence in a foreign country (named after the Dutch city, not William!) which make an oath taken in another land just as valid as in the home country. The US makes it even easier– you can just go to a Federal Court and get a subpoena for the witness’s app**rance without any Foreign Office-to-Foreign Office rigmarole, so long as you can show the existence of a genuine ongoing litigation (which Leveson’s sideshow would qualify as, being an ongoing “investigation” of sorts for which discovery can be had). Since you are in the jurisdiction of both the US and UK “courts,” you are bound to give truthful evidence no matter where the questioning is done.

  178. 178
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m having three moob implants, so I look better than that Sarah woman.

  179. 179
    Stumpy says:

    She has nice nip’s, i’d poke a turd outa her ass

  180. 180
    I'm Henry the Second, I Am says:

    We-e-e-e-ll, did I REALLY authorise anyone to rid me of a turbulent priest?

  181. 181
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Mewwy Chwithmath Winter Fethtival ! To all my admiwerth !

  182. 182
    Apathy Rising says:

    According to Wikipedia Mr Morgan utilised his pseudonym at the Inquiry without clarifying his identity.

    Perhaps it was someone else they interviewed.

  183. 183
    Sir Paul McCartney says:

    Everybody’s got something to hide except me and my monoped

  184. 184
    nellnewman says:

    Oh haven’t you heard up there in kirkcaldy? Those silly implants are dangerous and 45k misguided women in the UK are being advised to have them taken out!

    Another of your job creation plans gone wrong!!

  185. 185
    JH says:

    I am fed up with you people on here saying the BBC is not impartial.

    Here for instance is a superbly nuanced, balanced article by Nick Robinson on how utterly brilliant Ed Miliband’s new Chief of Staff is, which is completely impartial.

    In fact Tim Livesey is utterly brilliant – ergo the article is impartial. It does not read like a LabourList puff piece at all. Reassuring in a piece by the BBC’s Political Editor. Who is impartial. Yes.

    Nick’s impartial article shows you all up as vermin. Particularly compared to Tim Livesey. Who is brilliant. Along with the man with the brilliance to appoint him. Ed Miliband.

    Shame on you all.

  186. 186
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Fair point, well made.

  187. 187
    nellnewman says:

    We don’t do winter festivals around here. We celebrate Christmas.

    And I hope the Archbish was listening to cameron’s message the other day about getting on and doing his real job of supporting Christianity because it’s long overdue!!

  188. 188
    nellnewman says:

    Another once great institution ruined by labour – the beeb. Sad!

  189. 189
    nellnewman says:

    OK Folks. Night God Bless, Loads of cooking to do tomorrow.

  190. 190
    This is OUR country, muzees. Go fuck yourselves in Kraplakistan says:

    I was at Sainsbury’s and noticed they’re selling alcohol free christmas pudding alongside the regular one. Is this yet another concession to the muzbots? We can’t have traditional christmas pudding, we need an alcohol free one too? What’s next, pork free bacon? Alcohol free brandy sauce? Fuck the muzbots.

  191. 191
    The One The Only TaT, Gambling Demon Extraordinaire says:

    yes we’re all vermin who extort 145 quid from you per annum on threat of imprisonment for reading our views on the world……………

  192. 192
    BBC News says:

    In today’s news, Murdoch and Ashcroft and Ashcroft and Murdoch. Also Murdoch and Ashcroft and Ashcroft and Murdoch. And that’s today’s news.

  193. 193
    Freebie Jones says:

    That’s what I thought.

    Think I will stick to growing firewood for my solar power.

  194. 194
    This is OUR country, muzees. Go fuck yourselves in Kraplakistan says:

    Fuck the muslims. Funny how they like to slam this great country but won’t step foot in any jizzlamic republic. Maybe it’s because they get to live off the state and have access to prostitutes and alcohol which they can’t get in kraplakistan and the other third world shitholes. If only we had a prime minister with the balls to ban the burka, ban the sale of halal meat in our supermarkets (they can sell it in their foul smelling butchers) and stop immigration from muzee countries.

  195. 195
    This is OUR country, muzees. Go fuck yourselves in Kraplakistan says:

    And why are muzee men strangers to deodorant? They all fucking reek of body odour, not to mention halitosis. And muzee women are all grossly obese. Even the fucking traitorous british converts fatten themselves up. Did their kiddy fiddling nonce rapist prophet say muzee women should all be morbidly obese? Fucking disgusting terrorist religion. Or, as an outreach diversity coordinator would say, a fine and peaceful religion with violent, misogynistic and anti s e mit ic rules which we should respect in the spirit of diversity and the richness it brings.

  196. 196
    This is OUR country, muzees. Go fuck yourselves in Kraplakistan says:

    And why are muzee men strangers to deodorant? They all fucking reek of body odour, not to mention halitosis. And muzee women are all grossly obese. Even the fucking traitorous british converts fatten themselves up. Did their kiddy fiddling nonce rapist prophet say muzee women should all be morbidly obese? Fucking disgusting terrorist religion. Or, as an outreach diversity coordinator would say, a fine and pe aceful religion with violent, misogynistic and anti s e mit ic rules which we should respect in the spirit of diversity and the richness it brings.

  197. 197
    AC1 says:

    Was in the Alps snowboarding last week in thigh deep powder…

    Was rather awesome.

  198. 198
    JH says:

    You imbecile! Nick describes the brilliant Tim Livesey – who will probably see Ed win a snap election by Christmas, if there is one, which there should be – as ‘a surprising and impressive choice’.

    Who are you to question Nick Robinson! Who! Who!

    We are talking about a brilliantly impartial, non-tribal commentator who did not exhibit barely-suppressed glee during the election coverage at the moment it became clear the evil Tories did not have an overall majority.

    How. Dare. You.

  199. 199
    The Paragnostic says:

    Unfortunately, the ‘What the Editor Saw’ machine is temporarily out of order.

  200. 200
    The Paragnostic says:

    I read the news today, oh boy
    About a lying twat who made crap shows
    And though his evidence was crap
    Well, I just had to laugh
    He faked a photograph.
    He lied his arse off to the court
    He tried to tell us that the truth had changed
    But Heather Mills popped his balloon
    Not dancing to his tune
    Nobody was sure if he was either fool or fraud…

  201. 201
    anyachaika says:

    I would be grateful if somebody could comment on the story at – The police have started a criminal investigation and the whole story is on the blog – the pieces of the jigsaw just need putting together

  202. 202
    The Paragnostic says:

    I’d rather he went the way of Blair Peach…

  203. 203
    Tachybaptus says:

    انت البومة

  204. 204
    The Paragnostic says:

    Q. Why is Leveson out to get Murdoch?
    A. ‘Cause Leveson never could get into the A-Team at anything.

  205. 205
    I'm Henry the Second, I Am says:

    Cf. post 180, supra

  206. 206
    The Paragnostic says:


  207. 207
    This should cheer you up! says:

  208. 208
    Tachybaptus says:

    The blog is not clear. The Wikipedia article on attachment therapy seems a fair summary:

    If you want a comment, my comment is Ugh.

  209. 209
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Oh what a tangled web we weave…

  210. 210
    Piss Organ says:

    Can I still be a judge on the next series of America’s Got Talent?

  211. 211
    FFS get a grip says:

    You really need to sort yourself out, lots of people are teetotal, some people have or are alcoholics and need to stay away from booze, some people don’t like booze, the supermarkets are offering a freedom of choice, booze free puddings or non booze free puddings, they are happy to take your money for both products.

  212. 212
    Laura Tobin says:

    Can I do the weather now?

  213. 213
    BBC News says:

    We’re not biased you know !

  214. 214
    david attenborough says:

    Not much of a fight, looks like a dominance stance to me.

  215. 215
    Anna Grant-Bartholomew says:

    But maybe they can get him on being a former News International employee as he was show business editor at The Sun before moving to be editor at The News of the World.

  216. 216
    Ironside says:

    The recipient of the water was a solicitor not a barrister.
    Big difference, get it right.

  217. 217
    Ironside says:

    A Parlaysis

  218. 218
    Ironside says:

    Quite right.
    And not helped by the lacklustre performance of the lawyers.
    Hopeless lot, second raters.

  219. 219
    Some Geezer wot thinks the froggies might be right about some things says:

    The French, that much-beloved race of this blog, nonetheless have some redeeming qualities, and one of them may be their ability to come up with neatly cynical aphorisms; the one I have in mind for the question of the “good fortune” of the Brothers M goes as follows:

    “Never ask the family how the first million was made.”

    My favourite, however, goes something (“but ONLY something,” as Benny Hill once said) like this:

    “A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. No knowledge at all can be pretty dangerous too.”

    Make of that last one what you will.

  220. 220
    The Paragnostic says:

    No, but there’s a job producing the annual Wormwood Scrubs Glee show going. Bring your own gimp.

  221. 221
    Billy Shakesp**re was the greatest playwright ever ! says:

    Some are born mediocre, some achieve mediocrity, and some have mediocrity thrust upon them…

    …or something like that.

  222. 222
    albacore says:

    Tread softly because you tread on Dave’s dreams.

  223. 223
    songstress says:

    Macca, Heather and Piers..

    Ah! Look at all the lonely people….

  224. 224
    Hi sailors! says:

    I think peg leg above meant untrustworthy, but, whatever…

  225. 225
    Pub quiz says:

    Bill, It’s “A Socialism”.

  226. 226
    Pub quiz says:

    No no no. The question, if you are old enough to remember, is “Who is Sylvia”.

    Samantha wasonly 4ft 2 and lived on the 5th floor of her apartment block. As she could not reach the 5th floor button, she used to get up in the lift by pressing 4 and 1.

  227. 227
    Pub quiz says:

    You seen Winnie Atwell lately? Or Russ Conway for that matter?

  228. 228
    Prezzie Dent-Assad-Git says:

    Quite so – just like I am not in charge of my army.

  229. 229
    HM Treasury says:

    It is confirmed that 2012 will start the year with flat figures. It is further confirmed that there will no more boob and bust for the foreseeable future..

  230. 230
    HM Treasury info services says:

    Furthermore it has long been possible to purchase alcohol free beer. – which is in effect just coloured water, but we still get to collect the VAT.

  231. 231
    Apathy Rising says:

    Being the world’s largest and most influential blog, perhaps the Levesen Inquiry will call Mr Wikipedia to give evidences as to how it functions and how it could be regulated, bearing in mind that there have been reports of it being used by lobbying companies to promote their own particular views.

    Maybe the only permitted views are those that have been paid for, or perhaps corporate views are seen as being preferable to those of the individual.

  232. 232
    HM Treasury info services says:

    Enta il boom? Was that him blowing himself up?

  233. 233
    Ironside says:

    He could try being a journalist

  234. 234

    Oh hell. UK is in the shit. Huge fire on industrial estate in Leyland where all the bogrolls are stored.

  235. 235
    The Paragnostic says:

    They had to find a use for Leyland one day: are they the Maxi rolls, or the Allegro (for when you’re caught short)?

  236. 236
    Ironside says:

    Chris Huhne

  237. 237
    Lou Scannon says:

    That’s three irishmen who won’t be short of work then.

  238. 238
    Ah! Monika says:

    Digging for peat?

  239. 239
    Ah! Monika says:

    Ah! Monika says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    December 22, 2011 at 8:31 am
    Digging for pe at?

  240. 240
    media watch says:

    Bit quiet from Morgan since the Mills statement . Why is it that these people think their words are taken at face value by anyone? All educated readers now question every nuance and word selection from the Morgans and Mills types, and wonder as much about what is not said…

  241. 241
    Del Boy talks sense, warns of a Fourth Reich says:

    David Jason says Germany wants to run Europe.

  242. 242
    Desperate Dan says:

    I prefer Piers Morgan to Heather Mills.

  243. 243
    No-one here but us chickens says:

    Talking turkey.
    Soon, the inevitable question for all UK traditionalists to choose between a leg or a breast at Christmas [assuming only ex pats and youthful Ryan Giggs types prefer the wings]. I must admit to being a leg man.
    Watching film of the drunken lady dismounting the train, I am forced to conclude that silicon has now become an essential addition, for all health and safety conscious female revellers. Take away the 48FF implants to cushion the fall, and subcutaneous botox to protect the face, she might have suffered long term repercussions.
    And experts assure me that a woman’s most erogenous zone is still the brain? Is this yet another failing that should be placed at Labour’s door

  244. 244
    Today Programme says:

    Its the bankers fault. Its got nothing to do with Labour or Gordon Brown or Ed Balls or Ed Miliband. Everyone hates the bankers because I say so. John Prescott is a genius. Everyone supports Occupy because I say so. Everyone is angry because I say so. Everyone is miserable because I say so. Its the bankers’ fault because I say so. Sometimes its David Cameron’s fault because I say so. Its never ever Labour’s fault. No-one is ever angry with cuddly loveable Labour. The Today programme only ever broadcasts the truth and what everyone (ie me and my editor) is thinking.

  245. 245
    Spartacus says:

    bout time there was another subject. frinstance

    – mps on suicide watch
    – hune banged up real soon now
    – irish times, elvis still dead

    even a caption competition would be better than the gold digger and mister smarmy bastard ramblings.

  246. 246
    Jeff Foxworthy, Host of the US Version says:

    No. You can, however, be a contestant on “Are You Smarter Than a 10-Year-Old?” I seriously doubt if you’ll win anything, though.

  247. 247
    Spartacus says:

    i understand and agree his point.
    but what is your point?

  248. 248
    nellnewman says:

    Our politicians talk twaddle and spe@k only for themselves whilst David Jason talks sense and reflects the views of the majority. Says a lot about how UK politics has become so detached from the electorate.

  249. 249
    nellnewman says:

    I suspect they are two very vain people who are equally obnoxious.

  250. 250
    Wayne Rooney says:

    Count me in for breasts. Make sure they sag a bit.

  251. 251
    mick says:

    Thank de lord we polished our JCB-GTs last week.

  252. 252
    Gonk says:

    I want one. But I’d also like to live.

  253. 253
    Naughtius Maximus says:

    Only Piers could make people side with hop-a-long Heather.

  254. 254
    You couldn't make this up! says:

    Guido comes out for Heather! FFS!

    You’re both welcome to each other.

  255. 255

    Princess. Those don’t smell.

  256. 256
    ffs! says:

    Typical of the host to support a gold digger.

  257. 257

    Nah. They were wiped out in the clearances.

  258. 258
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Piers Morgan Memory Man.

  259. 259
  260. 260
    James Hadley Chase says:

    Paul was stunned.
    “You’ve got me on tape, then?”
    “Better than that, you old fart– digital recording. I should have thought you’d know something about that.”
    “What do you plan to do?”
    “Y’know, I haven’t really decided– I COULD go public and make you look like a pathetic little nelly boy. I could do that…”
    “I been around the block a time or ten– you’re leading up to something…”
    “Or you could make it worth my while for these recordings to simply vanish…Ball’s on your side of the net, amigo.”
    Paul thought, I DO know some people “who know some people”…wonder how much it would cost to make this piece of human detritus “simply vanish.” Naw, pull yourself together, old man, you’ve been through worse…though I’d like to wipe off that smirk once and for all…

  261. 261
    say what you see says:

    Vanity is in the eye of the beholder nell!

  262. 262
    a spade is a spade says:

    How many more people are the PC brigade going to lock up for saying things they disagree with?

    Fight fire with fire!

  263. 263
    lol says:

    He doesn’t talk for me nell. I may agree with him on this but that’s about it. I bet you’re the sort of person who uses phrases like “rally around”, “hearts and minds” and the like.

  264. 264
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy (from glen to glen) says:


  265. 265
    jgm2 says:

    Seems Piers lead the way on that front. By not remembering anything and expressing no opinions the wicked and malicious fuckers can’t jail you for thought-crime.

    I’ve a sneaking feeling that the more folk are forced to bottle up their rage for fear of being prosecuted for thought-crime then the more explosive will be result when folk simply cannot take the bull-shit any longer. Free speech is a safety valve.

  266. 266
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wish you all a merry christmas and a happy new year.

  267. 267
    Somalia won't cost Dave his Premiership but the Falklands certainly will says:

    Whilst The Independent claims that Cameron is intending to intervene militarily in Somalia in 2012 if true which I seriously doubt can I perhaps give a piece of advice to Cameron,Hague,Hammond and the FCO…forget about Somalia you’d better be sure the Falklands is protected adequately….the bottom line is that nobody gives a fuck about Somalia but if you lose the Falklands your government is British PM could survive losing those Islands let alone a Tory PM…it almost cost Thatcher her Premiership and it was only by luck that we recovered them.It wouldn’t be so easy to-day if we lost them…there needs to be adequate air and naval re-inforcement.It’s all very well saying that we can re-inforce by air bridge in 24 hours via the Ascension Islands but not if the Argies have Port Stanley Air Base we can’t or if the weather closes in…

  268. 268
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Use the Leveson report it’s about all it’s useful for. Let me know if you haven’t got your copy yet.

  269. 269

    How would you like your pier destroyed?

    By arson, storm lashing or explosion?

  270. 270
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Viola? Cello!

  271. 271
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Any cheaper?

  272. 272
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Samantha is just nipping out to meet her new footballer friend. He’s involved in a European Cup tie and just wants to slip one in between the legs.

  273. 273
    nellnewman says:

    Actually lol you underline my point as you say that he does spe@k for you on this. You and I may disagree on many things but on this we agree as does davidjason.

    It suggests the anti eu/euro feelings in the uk are widespread and yet the politicians do not share our view hence they are out of touch with the majority of the electorate..

  274. 274
    Lord Trombone says:

    David Farham, a former miner, had a letter published in his local newspaper, The Shields Gazette. He wrote: “I am proud to say I was on strike for 12 months in the 1984-5 strike, when Thatcher used the full might of [the] state to defeat us.
    “I would stand on a picket line now if it would prevent her having a state funeral. She had a near-pathological hatred of trade unions, and referred to us as the ‘enemy within’, but what did we do that was so treacherous?
    “We struck to prevent pit closures and protect jobs – with disastrous consequences. Look at the ghost towns of former pit villages which she left devastated.”


  275. 275
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hang the bastard

    French police launch criminal investigation into Tory MP and friends who wore Nazi dress to stag night – Guido Fawkes

  276. 276
    jgm2 says:

    I was wondering when that angle would be explored. The French (and Germans) are very touchy about folk wearing Nazi regalia. I’m surprised the chaps at the stag-do weren’t aware.

  277. 277
    jgm2 says:

    That looks like an equipment malfunction rather than anything stupid the terrorist did.

    Still, hard not to laugh.

  278. 278
    Technomist says:

    The great irony is that free speech is a human right

  279. 279
    Breaking News says:

  280. 280
    Hardware storekeeper in Brixton says:

    I got lotsa spades in this morning. Must be shopping for the holidays.

  281. 281
    jgm2 says:

    Except, quite obviously, in the UK, it is not a human right. It is punishable by imprisonment and fines.

  282. 282

    Shouldn’t that be “What the Editor heard” machine?

  283. 283

    Freedom is a strange thing.

    I have a very large library of books, mostly non-fiction, which I took with me. Amongst some 8,000 or more publications was a copy of Mein Kampf by Adolph Hitler. It had come into my collection with a number of others that were bequeathed to me. Had I not acquired it that way, I would probably have bought a copy to familiarise myself with the thoughts of a madman who had such an effect upon our history.

    For I while, I had these warehoused in Austria. It is illegal there to possess a copy of Mein Kampf, even nowadays.

    Ironically, the warehouse just happened to be in Braunau-am-Inn, birthplace of the megalomaniac.

  284. 284
    Danny Boy calling Broadsword, over.... says:

    Cello, Cello, who’s your lady Friend, Who’s the little girly by your side?

  285. 285
    Curious says:

    Why does no-one ever dresses up like a French soldier from the Maginot line on stag dos?

  286. 286
    jgm2 says:

    The French are going one further on the holocaust denial front….

    Naturally enough the religion of peace doesn’t want folk to know where H*t*lEr got his inspiration from…

  287. 287
    a non says:

    I prefer Bobcats. Very underated yet worth their weight in gold. You rarely see them littering the sites these days.

  288. 288
    Ed Testicles says:

    I dressed as a Nazi and got away with it. Aidan should’ve joined Labour.

  289. 289
    jgm2 says:

    The French are going one further on the holocaust denial front….

    Naturally enough the religion of pe*ace doesn’t want folk to know where H*t*lEr got his inspiration from…

  290. 290
    BillyBob... says:

    WTF and be carrying a white flag ?

  291. 291
    Gordon Brown says:

    This christmas day I’ll be having a prudent slice of toast.

  292. 292
    BillyBob... says:

    Must be a quiet news day or is everyone out on the p*sh ? Perhaps Leveson is working his magic on the cynics?

  293. 293
    jgm2 says:

    Dunno. But on a geology field trip at university (to a wide open field) we were told we had to wear hard hats. Like proper geologists. I went down to the army surplus store and bought a surplus WWI French army helmet and spent the entire week wearing that around Galway. To protect me from the Geology from space.

  294. 294
    BillyBob... says:

    You’re lucky, I would love a slice of toast, I am having the crumbs left over at the bottom of the toaster !

  295. 295
    John Terry says:

    Dear Troops,

    when you have finished “fighting for freedom” in various moslem shit-holes around the planet, could you come home and fight for mine?


  296. 296
    execute them all says:

    Most people would baulk at the idea of wearing the shirt of a football team they dont support….yet these fuckwitted ballbags are ok wearing Nazi uniforms.
    What planet are they on?

  297. 297
    Diversity Coor Dinator says:

    Shouldn’t that be a nice fat free slice of inclusive Gluten-free nutless Winterval soya-loaf?

  298. 298
    Fancy Dress Man says:

    It used to be a free one

  299. 299
    Armchair Admiral says:

    Given the choice, bombing Somalia is probably more fun. Still, I don’t suppose it would be very good to let the Argies have the Falklands.

    Presumably they are now aware of the likelihood there are submarines lurking off their coast and reckon that on their own they pose no threat to their airforce unless it were decided to wipe out their planes on the ground. Which is probably going a tad too far at this point.

  300. 300
    Google says:

    Ant al-bumah = You are the owl = You are stupid and dirty.

  301. 301

    Your taxonomic nomenclature may be askew. Bobcats are rarely found in the British Isles outside of captivity.

    On Seventh Avenue, particularly from 59th to 110th Street, you can hardly move for them.

  302. 302
    Carlos says:

    A South African gold miner was badly injured in an accident underground.

    When his friends visited him after his leg amputation he was bemoaning the fact that he was unlikely to ever get another job. He said “Who’s going to be interested in a one-legged gold-digger?”.

    At that moment the phone rang. He picked it up and heard “Hello. It’s Paul McCartney here”.

  303. 303
    Koh Samui says:

    You may like to consider the questions thrown up when an entire school decided to dress up as Nazis in Thailand

  304. 304
    I don't need no doctor says:

    You rich show off. I’m just looking at a picture of food.

  305. 305
    chippy chancer sniffing revenge says:

    Precisely. Remarkable that Leveson can’t see how letting a mancunian drug hoover and a whore-mongering acting talent vacuum declaim how very offended they are, abases the whole proceedings.

  306. 306
    A Bloke Of A Certain Age says:

    No its the “What the Editor remembers” machine which only contains forgotten memories of about 5% of what may have happened according to the rumour mill at the time, which was about 10 years ago to the best of his non recollection.

  307. 307
    A Bloke Of A Certain Age says:

    The street of Shame there is a journo with a mobile phone
    Of every ‘sleb he’s had the pleasure to know
    And all the famous that come and go
    Featured in Hello

    On the corner is a Banker with a Ponzi Scheme
    A massive hole the size he hides behind his back
    And the banker plots with Freddie Mac
    It’s a risky game
    Very Strange

    Street of Shame
    With cops your ears, corrupted eyes
    There beneath the blue suburban skies
    A bung and meanwhile back…..

  308. 308
    Timmytour says:

    So….Piers didn’t know 95% of what his reporters were upto???

    However he knew the source for the McCartney tape but didn’t want to reveal it.

    Knowing his reporter’s sources indicates he knew a little bit more than 5% of what they were upto and more than indicates that he was fully aware of how they came across their information

  309. 309
    Anonymous says:

    Ha ha ha – good old Heather. I remember when she had her ‘tv breakdown’ a few years back she was trying to play ‘secret recordings’ for her hubby to anyone who would listen.

  310. 310
    Viglen says:

    I think we have established he is a lying c unt.

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“Clearly Bashir does not have any real political principles or commitment, only naked opportunism and self-interest. He represents the revolving door principle in politics. The Tories are welcome to him because he will cause them embarrassment. Fortunately Respect was able to act before he did it to us.”

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