Poll: 96% Don’t Believe Morgan Told the Truth
A real time poll conducted for this website during Piers Morgan’s witness interview in front of Lord Justice Leveson found 96% didn’t believe him, 3% did and 1% didn’t know. Piers squirmed and squirmed throughout. Crucially he refused to explain how he came to be listening to the voicemails of Paul McCartney to his wife, citing source protection. Guido suspects that if Heather Mills or Sir Paul wanted to, they could make life very difficult for Morgan. There is no public interest defence for hacking celebs.
He claimed that it was not unethical to listen to the tapes and insisted ”I am not going to discuss where I heard it or who played it to me”, on the grounds that “I am not going to do anything that may identify the source.”
Morgan finished his evidence with the ”Je suis un rock star” claim that he was like a rock star having the worst songs picked from his back catalogue. Some front…
Piers body L:ang was awful, Guido.
Ta for live chat
Fuck sometimes when I reread my comments I realise what a huhne I really am. Sorry
Funny.
Not
Beware of fakes. I will tweet if necessary.
Most fakes on here are called damian, twatson or piers. Most people recognise them for what they are.
Comment 20 should be comment of the year
comment 17
Billy.
Being both sage and onion at this time of the year is fashionable.
And I put it to you M’lud that this was the perfectly innocent reason my client was caught In Flagrante Delicto with the Turkey.
Aye, he’d run out of sage and onion.
That is no way to talk about a previous prime minister.
with effortless ease
Fuck sometimes when I reread my comments I realise what a huhne I really am. Sorry
Not sure why comments were moderated to bottom of page
I watched from the McCartney bit. Seems to me that he sailed through teh session rather easily.
You’re easily fooled, I own a major bridge in central London, care to buy it from me?
You were so desperate to be first you hit Caps Lock, didn’t you?
You can’t see through me luv.
Good luck for 2012/13
*Burrrp*
@grassyknoll
can happen to the best of us
leave it out
Morgan, he is just an old pirate
A nice rum though!
)
A lying little shit. Devious. Evasive. Incredulous.
He was at his ‘best’ when trying to defend, justify or misrepresent the gloating entries in his book as he poured over the prurient stolen details of the lives of the ‘little people’ who could be destroyed at a stroke of his pen.
I wonder how his US bosses will react to this stunningly bad performance – never mind the fact that he came out as a self obsessed arse
Well said but unfortunately in America as well as England having a regular television slot is dependent on audience ratings and many like to watch a worthless lying shit preening himself and delivering drivel on the box.
“Situation.” Jersey Shore. Nuff said.
Stop being so complimentary:I have nothing but contempt for this piece of S..t
“You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)”
Here you go Guido, free of charge.
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/865/guidostreak.jpg
That is scary.
Lethal force should definitely be sanctioned.
OK – We Give Up!!
You win – you can all start printing sacrilegious cartoons
But PLEASE stop printing this!!!
Emaciated wee chap. The Atkins Diet is a dangerous thing.
I thought he was on the Pickles diet?
Pickles, pies, porter ale, popery….
That would make a great Xmas card Guido.
By the look on your face, Billy must be following up behind.
Even more scary when you have a couple of diseased, flea infested, stray dogs snapping at your tackle!
A craftsman at work
did you also work on the “moon landings”?
I won’t be satisfied until I see Guido’s cock.
Little things …
Billy IS Guido’s Cock!
Is that his slimmer twin brother ?
The only other thing missing from that link-up other than the truth, was a couple of guys in balaclavas holding swords standing behind the moon-faced lying cockmaster.
Let me at ‘im…
Having watched some of the proceedings this afternoon, with all the “I don’t believe so..”, Not as far as I was aware..”,
”I have no clear recollection of that, Sir..” etc. I have this nagging doubt: Did Heather Mills herself give/play the recording to Piers?+1
I think he would have said that if it were the case. After all, Lady Maccabeth’s credit rating wrt the truth is a little lower than Piers Moron’s.
Lets be honest things are getting very desperate if your pining your hopes on Heather Mills !
BBC very supportive of Morgan, there’s a shock, not!
>BBC very supportive of Morgan
They’re a regular surgical truss.
Google “TV Licensing” for handy hints on saving yourself £145.50 p.a.
The BBCy are treading a very line as they know he is lying and they have been instructed by Gruniard and Labour to keep the Mirror out of the phone hacking scandal and concentrate on Murdoch.
Ethical? He has no ethics so no problem there. He is lying through his teeth and his pleading of the Mirror’s version of the fifth ammendment will come totally unstuck.
Considering his antics and performance on CNN is less than that of a true professional I am sure CNN are looking for alternative presenters and legal loopholes like him not having any ethical standards.
CNN don’t have any standards, Al Sharpton is a presenter on their network FFS. Moron’s arse is safe, as he bats for the lefty side and that is far more important to CNN than any ethics.
Piers was on good form. Macca prob provided clip himself as he is not as nice as he would like us all to think he is.
Macca? Nice? I’ve always thought he was an over-rated cunt.
Him + Lennon, sure. OK. But him alone? We get the fucking Frog Chorus.
(And Lennon on his own was shite, too. “Imagine”? FFS. By anyone else, it would have been long forgotten.)
If you can’t remember it, you weren’t there.
I was there but can’t remember a fucking thing — I blame the drugs.
You spent too much time in Thailand, you old poof!
Scurrilous calumny from a failed “celebrity”. All I can say to you, me old fruit, is:
SIMON BLOODY SCHAMA
Well you should be able to save costs together by sharing catamites, I suppose.
Kisses
Jake.
Bitter, bitter, bitter!
Let’s not continue this feud — would you like to audition for a partette? We’ve got the rights to the screenplay from a novelisation of Pugwash, a computer game based on the reworked classic … do you fancy bulking up a bit over Xmas and applying some Kiwi to the fizzog, then trying for Black Jake? There could be a cartoon spinoff, also a breakfast cereal, and you’d get 1.25 points.
Don’t turn it down out of hand. Think about it overnight and give us a bell.
So sorry darling.
But you did start it.
I will always be myself, its what I do. So I will pass that one by.
But I do know a felid who wants a small part in anything he can…
I hope the hydrocyanic is still in its flask. Be a shame to bow to the mongs.
Live and Let Die.
That was pretty good.
“What do you call a dog with wings?”
That was pretty good too.
Agree.
Did you ever hear his ‘Liverpool Oratorio’ ? Fuck me. It was agonising rubbish. Total crap and impossible to listen to. It should have spelled his death as a composer.
Macca is clear proof that cannabis fucks your brain.
My cousin John was not shite anon!
What, have you not heard “Double Fantasy” ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvv3SsIs2B8
The song is a goodun, just needs to be sung in a bleaker way with a better vid.
People of Morgan’s ilk are called “congenital liars” because– ready?– it takes a lot of BALLS to lie like that!
*pa DOOM poom!*
Not really. We’re compulsive liars because we know sheeple will believe us.
Anyway, they didn’t watch Morgan; they were glued to Jeremy Kyle or Xfacta repeats.
Sirs:-
My client, whom I shall not name owing to his sensitive position in Parliament, has instructed me to firmly but politely insist that you cease-and-desist allowing any posts to show up on your blog with the word “[b]alls,” in the same sentence as [Piers] “Morgan” and “lie.” While it is true that in no wise was my client being referred to, he should nonetheless like it made clear that whatever else he is, he is not a liar on the scale of Piers Morgan, and any mention in future of lies and balls and Morgan together shall necessitate that legal action be taken.
Yours, etc.
What a very labour brass neck piers has.
Moron could have been grilled harder by ” M’Learned Friends”. Especially when relating to the evidence of Stephen Knott. Moron stated that he couldn’t remember Knott bringing his story of how easy it was to hack voicemails in 1998. Denied all knowledge of it, or of bunging him £100. Later in his evidence he said while the Mirror didn’t publish the story, Knott took it to a local rag which printed it. So, if Moron couldn’t remember the story or the bung, how come he knew who finally printed it? This was a discrepancy the brief didn’t seem to notice.
The bits of Moron’s evidence I did see him give showed he was very evasive, obtuse and dishonest ( “I am not aware” “I don’t recall” “I’ve no reason to believe”, etc. – all weasel words used by less than honest people who are reluctant to answer questions truthfully)
Quite startling how his memory seemed to fail him at key phases during his appearance, but at other times things were chrystal clear.
No memory of Knott or his story…but he remembers him being bonkers and the story being picked up by the locals.
If that was a criminal trial, Morgan would have been nailed to the wall for his weasle words and evasive non answers. Chavs try that nonsense everyday in our courts up and done the country and regularly get crucified for it. However his reputation for what it was worth is in tatters.
“Chavs try that nonsense everyday in our courts .. and regularly get crucified for it.”
If only that were true.
Appian Way >>>>>
Via Appia Antica.
Would have fucked your suspension.
I thought the whole idea was that it was the act of suspension that fucked you?
Bushmills never killed anyone I know.
http://tinyurl.com/clx22fk
(And the classic Tachybaptus’ reply)
Haha!
Whatever did happen to Tapestry? His shameless plugging of his paranoid blog was quite entertaining on occasion
As I said they all disappеar – like pеas on a plate
.
I’m sparing Jimmy.
For now…
What’s the difference between Piers Morgan and a spineless toad?
the toad
A spineless toad doesn’t use a ‘production company’ tax-avoidance vehicle?
>What’s the difference between Piers Morgan and a spineless toad?
One is a slimy amphibian that fucks goldfish and the other is … er … I give up.
I find it scary that 4% remain fuckwits. Having said that, people kept voting for that prick Blair and his cronies. Not once, but three times.
Some of these idiots are probably of the ilk ,’Oooh, Piers, I like ‘is shows’ and for them, that’s all that matters.
As far as I can tell, the re-vote of New Labour was as much a surprise to them as it was to anyone with a brain. It proved that nuking educational standards and sucking up to newspapers to distort reality was working better than expected – nobody noticed how they were bleeding the coffers dry in the style learned in the US when Blair met Bush (that’s why they NEEDED a war – nothing else gives so much freedom from normal scrutiny).
However, the Blair group were smart enough to realize that the game would eventually be up, that’s why they handed it to Gordon. It also freed Blair to make sure he stuck away the money properly, it doesn’t surprise me he eventually had to create his own private bank..
Only 96%? I’ll have whatever the other 4% were smoking, please.
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graham smith says:
December 20, 2011 at 6:19 pm
piers morgan outshines again
i could not help but note when mr morgan gave his evidence it was from a tidy set……his opposition looked rather seedy in a crowded mess of screens paperwork and bored women (about whom little is known)…….whilst mr morgan was sedately seated at a sensible desk surrounded only by two bottles of water which is an earth symbol and also a symbol of purity …..the ferritty movements of his accusers as he batted them out of the grounds made me think of franz kafka…..when the head inquisitor who although he did have a desk looked like a man who may have been the beneficiary of a good lunch or two intervened it was to threaten mr morgan with the appearance of a one legged alleged ex call girl to substantiate some innuendo or insignificant gossip only half remembered was savage enough but with dead sheep connotations……so its piers pudding hot soon to be followed by cold followed by old followed by a probable tv documentary about the whole levingdon enquiry or whatever his name was
Reply
He can have as many symbols and bottles of water as he wants, but if he was brought before a court of law with 12 ordinary people, you know the ones he and his Liebour friends helped to dumb down, would people even be bothered or arsed what the symbols mean, the thing would be did he pass the honesty test in telling the truth under oath, yes or no, personally I don’t like him but hey ho who cares.
Good observation, there is nothing that pisses the meeja off more than one of their own seedy number making a few bob more than themselves and, center stage.
Meeeyowww…
A bravura performance from a man whose parents didn’t take away his toys often enough. We knew he was lying, the enquiry room knew he was lying, even Lord Leveson knew he was lying, he knew he was lying and the silly little smirk on his face said.”you can’t touch me”. Hubris, little man, catches us all in the end.
He can always claim he’s gone mad.
Wibble. Any prosecution against me infringes my human right to good health. Meow.
There’s a scene in Casino where Joe Pesci enters the kitchen of a woman who looks a lot like Moran. He grabs her by the head and shoots her twice through it. He then gently lays her head back down on the table.
I’m not saying anyone should watch it for a bit of wish fulfilment. Not at all. No. That would be wrong.
It’s not like we paid for her f*cking kitchen, or anything.
I am led to believe that Ms Moran has being diagnosed as suffering from dry rot. Very sad.
Maggot Moran,
Claimed all she can,
That’s my 80 grand.
Gone mental , man
Prison escape plan…..
I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was really particularly effective. Oh… and er… interesting rhythmic devices too, which seemed to counterpoint the…er…er…the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the er…humanity of the…Vogonity…
So the court is being held hostage by the defendant (MP no more, though untrustworthy always): Call me to account for my fraudulent use of taxpayers funds for personal advantage and I will harm myself due to my sudden “psychiatric” problem.
Any objections to calling her fecking bluff?
Me either.
Win-win situation really, either she goes down for the crime and self harms, or she goes down for the crime and is proved to be twice-over the fraud by faking a genuine illness. Either way justice would be served.
“catches us all in the end”, the trouble is that these people never get caught in the end, or even the beginning of the end, never mind any time soon.
I’ve never liked the man, arrogant and full of his self.
I still wonder about the insider trading slant.
Piers Morgan’s lifestyle of leisure,
Is subject to heightening pressure,
For his sake let’s hope,
He holds onto the soap,
When he serves at Her Majesty’s pleasure..
Uhm. Bit of a problem, there. We fucked-up the extradition treaty to the U.S.
Well, we didn’t ‘fuck it up’, we just didn’t write it up very well, because we don’t give a rat’s arse about the British people.
You want people in Britain sent to America? No problem. Off they go, in shackles.
Sending people the other way? No way.
Amount added to the sum of human knowledge? Zero, we already knew he was a piece of worthless rubbish.
Jog on
Why ask Piers anything when you know the answer
A poll conducted by myself this afternoon revealed that 99% had never even heard of this website (let alone the poll) and 1% didn’t know if he had or not (“is that an auctioneer’s site?”)
See here, none of that Occupy 1% and 99% on this Blogg!
Wasn’t aware of the poll but I’m definitely with the 96%. Classic example of ‘when the lips move’. Wonder if it will get any air time in USA. How CNN react will say much about that network.
I’m also with the 96%, but what drugs are the other 4% on? And he’s a Woolwich A*****l fan, which gives me another reason to hate him, as if I needed one.
We’re CNN. We don’t give a shit. Coming up: another repeat of the repeat you’ve just been watching. But first, shut up and watch 10 minutes of adverts.
I also got the impression he was trying to
a) lead us to believe the one-legged whore was feeding him
of
b) leave the identity vague enough to muddy the waters.
I hope they invite said whore to testify. Except that she would be an unreliable witness anyhow.
Moody’s warns that UK could face a downgrade as “formidable and rising challenges” such as the deficit increase since 2008 have eroded ability to absorb further fiscal shocks.
Yes. And in other breaking news, William Shakespeare has died.
Sorry Billy, do you need a hug?
I suspect it would have a boiled cabbage aroma to it.
Thanks France. Time for some payback
Don’t worry, France will be getting a double downgrade.
And at last report, I’m still dead, as is Kim Jung-il.
What poll ?
4% approval is about his US TV rating isn’t it?
the whole problem with braying for blood is that if it doesnt arrive pdq then you are just braying….if however the blood makes an appearance you can be seen as bloodthirsty
Graham, the word is ‘baying’. It’s donkeys that ‘bray’. But as it is the lefty frogs making the noise, maybe you actually do have the right verb.
Lennon-McCartney was just a monika from quite early on – very little actually written together – listen and anybody can tell the difference. I do, however, tend to agree with your analysis of Macca – but lay off Lennon.
Yeah, Paul McCartney only wrote and sang many of the most popular, most recorded, biggest selling, songs in the world. Highly rated by talented musicians all over the world.
In any other country they are proud of world class talent and success.
But not in this miserable island.
Yep and he wrote what was essentially a song for his children and the arseholes treat it as if Revolver Never happened, nor pepper nor Hey Jude, and have you ever actually heard Double Fantady FFS !
There is of course another explanation for the infamous Macca phone message, one which doesnt involve phone Hacking, that is that Morgan just made it up, it never happened. Had my suspicions about the story particularly when he alleged MCCartney sang “We can work it out” yeah that sounds like a made up tale.
The Beatles were just the rehearsal band for Wings. Ahaa!
Thanks Milligan!
If I were IC CNN Morgan would be toasted immediately.
”Je suis un rock star.” Some front..
Morgan is a foot in front..! Please pardon my French..
But hardly in the vanguard.
Or a cultural trend….
Quick off the mark?
Yeah, an hour behind your neck of the woods…
Wow
I thought a Learjet was the transport of choice.
When you use that construction, the ‘un’ is superfluous and should be removed.
What a smug twat!!!!!!!
It is about time we started sending some of these arse ‘oles to the Tower.
No wonder he didn’t come to the UK to give evidence.
Will leveson now call Benji the Binman to the inquiry as he seems to be getting the blame for everything
96% of guidos sheeple think morgan was lying…
But his lips were moving!
The other 4% are in a mental institution? What a nasty lying piece of shìt Morgan is.
+++LAST VIEWING BEFORE XMAS OF ONE MINUTE OF PRIME FRENCH ARSE+++
Oh NO why did you post that sexy French girl video again?
Back in 10 minutes.
Anyone know if she can sing?
Who cares?
She is a Francoise Hardy clone but without the style, songs or voice.
Oui, vous avez raison, bien sur.
memory…
I reckon she’s miming. Disgraceful!
*Goes and prepares rivers of semen speech*
I keep saying it – those mudflaps will be drooping by the time she is in her late 20′s. I’ve seen it happen. Up close.
Piers Morgan in front of Lord Justice Leveson completely exonerated himself of any wrong doing regarding the phone hacking scandal today.
Now the weather with Laura Tobin.
“A real time poll conducted for this website during Piers Morgan’s witness interview in front of Lord Justice Leveson found 96% didn’t believe him, 3% did and 1% didn’t know.”
Other findings from the poll of guidophiles include that the earth is flat, blacks should all go home, and rich’n'mark cartoons are funny.
Jimmy, you can’t be that much of a regular, a poll on here of Rich and Mark’s cartoons would find them funny only insofar as they’re utter crap. Try again you silly arse.
That’s better. Thanks
I’m much bigger than you.
I know – wondered how long that would take. Almost an hour.
Problem is that people don’t read carefully enough nowadays.
Two out of three ain’t bad.
Jimmy,
Please try harder in 2012. That was dire.
Happy Christmas
Paul
I can only play what’s in front of me.
Fraternal regards for the winter solstice to you and yours
Jimmy
We were thinking of trying Liebours version of postal voting instead of the way we vote now,, electronically and anonymous but people decided it would take the post too long to pick the envelopes that had a voting slip in and change them to suit the voting pattern.
Jimmy – next time you a grasping for ways to look clever, remember that R&M’s cartoons are met with universal derision on here. It’s part of the culture of the blog, you see.
You’re carrying the torch of The UK’s only Leftie with a detectable sense of humour – don’t blow it man!
you’re nicked
I have posted my 4,327th comment today after 5 years here.
None of them has ever been published. Why?
+1
Labour manifesto commitments are always met.
Jimmeghh!
“Manifesto pledges are not subject to legitimate expectation”
Salvador Mundi, Feb 8 2008
I am not strange, I am just not normal.
Thank goodness Piers is a liar. I would be locked up by now.
Fair’s fair. Piers handled himself rather well. He was more together than the lawyers.
Those lawyers couldn’t interrogate a twat faced, lying shit bag FFS.
Come on be fair. Those lawyers are under instruction from leveson not to find anything incriminating against anyone they interview/interrogate.
Establishment draws in recruits from outside as soon as they are ready to conform to its standards and become respectable. There is nothing more agreeable in life than to make peace with the Establishment—and nothing more corrupting
Those arsehole lawyers couldn’t get a cough from a bronchitic with tuberculosis.
I hope that he had a fire extinguisher with him n his little broom cupboard room in the US. I’d also recommend that he doesn’t return to the UK for fear of arrest on charges of perjury.
Piers told the truth.
… to take a hike.
+++Laugh+++
Much like alicampbell told the truth to hutton and bliar told the truth to chilcot hmm?!!
Thing is you can fool some of the people some of the time……………………….
Best viewing figures I’ve had all year, thanks guys.
You’re welcome. Your viewing figures graph is still going down. Where will it be at the end of 2012?
If a graph is shown descending from left to right, simply revolve it anti-clockwise through 90 degrees – et voila, all is well again. Simple really and all the chavs fall for it quite regularly; just ask Broonbootsy.
Does the glowing light above his head mean he is under the control of aliens ?
Howard Stern ate him alive.
I understand that reputable journalists are prepared to go to jail in order to protect a source. Let us hope Piers upholds this fine tradition.
It would make an interesting test of the UK-US extradition treaty. I can just see the slimy fuck going all the way to the supreme court (in the US), and then hanging on by his fingernails at the door of the jumbo as two large officers of the law escort him home. All on prime time TV. Its the gift that keeps on giving.
Sue Grabbit-Runne sounds like an HOL labour appointed baroness on the take doesn’t she?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recurring_in-jokes_in_Private_Eye
With that well-known firm Dewey, Cheatham & Howe running not far behind.
*pa DOOM poom!*
There was a livechat for the entire duration of Moron’s questioning? Gosh, Billy Blowjob must have multiple orgasmed. His entire life revolves around this site.
No, he’s one of them.
I’ve got a ticket for you.
Northwick Park GUM HA1 3UJ
Wednesday 1pm to 4pm
Go!
More importantly who’s the other 2% who think he’s telling the truth there’s your story
I hear gordonbrown, piers best pal, phoned him this morning to wish him good luck before his appe@rance at the leveson inquiry.
Love the season of goodwill.
Upside down in a skip with it’s knickers round it’s ankles like last year.
No apostrophe in ‘its’
So if piers is found to have lied under oath will leveson be issuing an extradition notice to get him back from the States?
Will CNN be using their lawyers to keep him safe from British justice or will they see this as a chance to get shut of him before his viewing figures fall any further?
Morgan finished his evidence with the ”Je suis un rock star” claim that he was like a rock star having the worst songs picked from his back catalogue.
Everything I’ve ever done
Everything I ever do
Every place I’ve ever been
…. . …
piers thinks he’s a rock star?! Oh My Word! he’s more delusional than twatson who thinks he’s casanova!
“piers thinks he’s a rock star?!”
Such a shame Piers didn’t drown in a pool of his own vomit at the age of 27.
Or, preferably, somebody else’s.
nah, he couldn’t stomach that!
Piss Organ gave a great performance today: I was proud of him.
A small clerihew to mark the momentous perjury of the insider dealing phone hacking Piers Ploughman (real name O’Meara):
Piers Stephan Pughe-Morgan
Pseudonymous Ed. of a red-top organ
Dissembled without shame
Under an assumed name.
Just in case anyone is struggling for that last Xmas Prezzie here’s a few book suggestions that can be found on Amazon :
Gordon Brown – After the Crash
Piers Morgan – Adventures of a Bigmouth
Alastair Campbell – All in the Mind
Tom Watson – Garbage! Monster! Burp!
Happy Xmas shopping folks!!
You too sweetie. But I don’t think politics is boring . It’s inhabited by too many self serving people prepared to sell their souls or their mother’s for power, influence and money. Great people watching!!
Nice one Ewa…!
Feliz Navidad y Feliz Año Nuevo de España..
‘Scuse me – that was not me you rude person. Post under your own moniker! I have never used that swear word in my life and neither should you!!
Wotever. *BURRRRP*
Ignore him.
Unlike that earlier comment now deleted I do like your blog.
My *real mum* says I should not say Xmas – it should be Christmas. So I was brung up nice.
Whatever a happy one to you too.
Hello nell, you may not use the ‘f’ word, but I’m willing to bet you’ve done plenty of it. nudge nudge.
So, does virgin olive oil really come from an olive’s first squeeze?
PS: Anyone know what an extra virgin is? No, don’t bother to reply to that!!
Tediously, it’s about the acidity content of the oil. The more you b@gger about with the olives, the more acid is expressed from the pit in the middle.
Calling the result of a first, cold pressing ‘virgin’ is an analogy that gets rather lost in translation into English, where a directly descriptive term would be the usual preference (think of supermarket premium ranges and the words used to describe them: nobody, not even Fortnums, calls them ‘virgin’).
oi, Guido. Don’t want no more farkin’ Poles comin’ over ‘ere and farkin’ up my shitty country!
That’s my job…Poles Out!
Quite right, the awful woman should be sent to prison and her children removed by the state, for daring to have politically incorrect attitude.
.Laughing at LFC , all those times you called for death of Lady Thatcher eh.
your player said naughty word, tis socialisim, that what you voted for.
Elbowing someone in the face during a game = 3 match ban.
Calling someone names = 8 match ban.
Whatever happened to “sticks and stones”?
Fucking multi-culti bollocks. Besides, Evra’s French so deserves to be insulted.
Nah, its worth it, they live in a world of socialisim, so they can deal with it :_)
Besides
1: we have whingers scousers
2:The Scousers would complain if JT (Chelsea cap) was found not guilty.
Nah. Just because they are Labour sheep doesn’t make the thoughtcrime attitude OK.
If Evra’s not man enough to stand up to name calling, send the fucker back to France and have done with it.
I agree, but football is a socialist sport, let them eat cake
Brioche, in Evra’s case, surely?
An Indian wrote a letter to the Telegraph about 5 years ago, saying “racial discrimination” used to be – in the 1970s – getting punched in the back of the head by a policeman. For no reason. In the street.
Getting called a name, in his view, was just laughable.
It’s like me calling you “fatso” or “ginger-nut” or “speccy four-eyes”.
When’s will the LibLabCon filth ditch the newspeak laws? When will it be legal to speak our minds again?
See you in court!
OK folks not being a troughing mp or grasping member of the HoL I have to do my own housework. No servants or expenses paid for by taxpayers.
So busy tomorrow spring cleaning the house before guests arrive for Xmas.
So Goodnight. God Bless.
Well the toughest probing I have seen in a long time, and perhaps the most telling question from the whole Leveson inquiry…”Would you like one lump or two Piers dear”?
Nothing nasty should be said about Piers. He is a Brown arselicker. The Mirror supports The Labour Party.
Rock star? The delusional moron is a crappy left wing journalist who sucked on Cowell’s tiny cock for a living. Cock Star!
200th?
No. Two late.
We are so proud of the sub standard, delusional, lying, smug, left wing, smearing, tedious, up his own arse, cock sucking Moron.
The Moron would not know the truth even if it dressed up in a combat uniform and pìssed all over him.
In at number 1, Don’t pìss on my parade by the golden showers. Now for a number two Brown Boy in the ring by Arse licking Moron.
“Fortnum and Mason faces celebrity battle over its sale of ‘cruel’ foie gras
Roger Moore is among stars joining the calls to bar the delicacy from luxury store’s shelves”
What about the 20% of parents force feeding their sprogs??
“Cruel” foie gras indeed. Have you ever seen a fucking goose let loose on a pile of corn? They stuff themselves stupid – no need to force feed them. Most foie gras is produced without force feeding – and it’s delicious fried in butter on some warm toast.
Told to me, by a friend of the Hebrew religious observance:
As the tin of pate de foie gras said when the shopper passed it by, “So what am I, chopped liver?”
*pa DOOM poom!*
morgan – truth – oxymoron
Morgan, an arrogant shithouse bastard
Fucking dirty little cu’nt
Just read in the Telegraph that Merkel is now on holiday for two weeks – nobody knows where. No hope of a let up in the Euro crisis, then.
Rosa Klebb being sent back to Moscow Centre for reprogramming, perhaps?
Wonder what currency her travellers’ cheques are in?
Nice little mountain top place in Bavaria?
Actually my real name is Darren
I’m Bob©. How do you do?
We knew that much. Tell us something new.
I type with my toes coz I’m ‘armless.
At least you’re an ‘armless ©unt, Bob©
It was told to me when I was but a mere strip of a lad that 96% of all men admit they engage in a certain solitary pleasure, and the other 4% are liars. One wonders what Samuel Clemens would have made of these lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Subject: On Piers Moron Getting Away With It
A liar by anyone’s name
In love with himself and his fame
The lawyers have failed
To have this huhne nailed
Oleaginous prick won the game
Where’s Schrodinger’s cat? Probably too busy polishing his ego.
** Merry Christmas to all, with the emphasis on ‘merry’.
I shall be working over the festive season!
Makes a fucking change.
Season’s greetings following a gibe at a convalescent and lovesick cat appеar rather hollow.
Undoubtedly enjoying his paws.
“If we were Palestine, the European Union would be up in arms,”
Ah, THAT’S why Dave prudently scrapped our last aircraft carrier and flogged all the Harriers to the septics to cannibalise for spare parts; and why he gets a touch of the vapours every time somebody whispers “Referendum”.
He’s knows he can always rely on the EU Seventh Cavalry in our hour of need.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16280613
He lies like stinking fish. I should know. I did enough of it…
So CNN employs somebody who doesn’t understand truthfulness.
So what? I don’t either…
CNN are very left wing by American standards – have a reputation over there like the BBC – run their own agenda, tell lies by omission, and interrupt every Republican they interview. Piers is a perfect fit.
Who are the 4%?
Jimmy.
I’m one of the 4%!
I told you I was mad. But I’ll get better when the prosecution’s dropped.
A fine, upstanding Scotsman:
http://www.scotsman.com/news/transport/conductor_who_lost_train_fined_1_000_1_2017921
The 11 o-clock service for Buckfast Central via Oblivion has just left platform 1!
That was a rather expensive tipple.
Blimey! If I got fined a grand every time I missed my train I’d be utterly skint!
How about this:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/8969592/Deep-fried-butter-served-up-in-Scotland.html
“We hope it will help cheer people up in a time of gloom.”
Yep. There’s nothing like a massive myocardial infarction to cheer you up.
What have the Welsh ever done for us ?
I often feel that people from Rutland get a rather easy ride
A fine upstanding Inglishman:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/dec/20/leveson-inquiry-piers-morgan-hacking
How about this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076698/Matthew-Blagborough-repeatedly-punched-puppy-face-escapes-prison.html
Pro-rata that means Gordon should be fined £3tn for his negligent management of the consolidated line which, by fortunate coincidence, happens to equate to … (etc.)
What about me? How many trillions for taking us into an illegal war and killing 100,000 men, women and children?
Meh. I can probably afford it.
I know.
The problem is, everyone and his wife and his dog is a bleedin sock-puppet nowadays.
Good on yer Piers…
Tell them like it is, a load of jumped up tax funded fuckwits blundering around looking for scapegoats, when they should be looking for a proper job of work earning tax pounds instead of sucking on the public teat.
If you put yer goods on offer (so called celebs and has beens) then don’t be surprised if you attract attention good, or bad…
He is laughing all the way to the bank that’s what pisses a lot of people off most….love it!
He seemed to give a Carte Blanche for anyone to hack his phone because he claimed it was justified when the celebrity benefited from the fame then described how he himself benefited from being a megastar (even if only in his own mind). So I presume that “public interest” could be to justify hacking him.
He must have had some very expensive lawyers coaching him but it just resulted him coming over as trying to be too clever in his avoidance of answering questions.
The amount of squirming about in his seat seemed to increase during the questioning suggesting he was not as confident as he tried to appear.
Something else to thank the Scots for
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-16247593
Sky news ! Ed Ball has called on senior Lib DemsTo Ditch their Tory Coalition partners and team up with Labour !
Er yes Ed , So you want them to give up power , something they have only had once before in history 100 years ago
Force an election where they will be put into political oblivion and possibly hand power to you , Where you would then totally ignore them !
Or they can stay with a party they can do business with ?
Hard choice that ed , i mean you have soooo much to offer them don’t you and with you being a backstabbing twat with selective memory loss , they don’t really have a lot to fear do they ?
Breaking news !
Women who have had breast implants made by a French company , have been told to have them replaced because they burst
I wonder if the Froggy bastards are going to pay the cost of the replacements !
Thought not !
Ah! But what about the men that have had the implants, Frankie!
This equality thing runs rather thin nowadays.
These silicone tits do nothing for me mate !
I think I’ll have them removed ! LoL
Otto Titzling must be turning in his grave.
Those expecting the laws of physics can be exceeded in their desire to sport and support a 48FF are asking for problems.
I don’t think Guido needs to push too hard for Piers’ come-uppance. It looks like his “evidence” has already been shown to be tainted with the whiff of perjury and criminal conspiracy……….. viz. today’s evidence.
……….when thieves fall out………….
Guido’s own position on the extent to which people with power have a right to personal privacy seems particularly relevant here. There are few people as powerful as newspaper proprietors, their editors, public pontificators and those who, in their various ways, manipulate and control what the public see, read and hear. At the same time, they are the very ones who assume they have the right to poke and pry into other people’s privacy.
Shouldn’t they, then, except that exactly the same investigation into their own — and their family’s personal affairs is equally legitimate? And shouldn’t they accept that the same levels of deviousness and duplicity would be equally justified? And wouldn’t there be a public interest in those matters, since they are not only powerful but totally unaccountable to the public?
Piers Morgan cheerfully talks about a ‘public interest’ as a justification for the sordid activities that he defends. His dubious and self-serving definition of “celebrity” notwithstanding, in common with others of his moral persuasion, those activities are justified on the grounds that those who are powerful and affect our lives deserve to be investigated so that we know what sort of people they are.
Well them, what’s sauce for the goose etc etc. There are a few, if any, individuals with quite so much power as newspaper proprietors, public pontificators and television producers. They seek to affect public opinion, political opinions, even — famously — affect the election results. Presumably, they would fully endorse the use of those same methods and tactics if — & when, hopefully, they are employed in painstaking investigations into their own — and their family’s background and activities?
4% believe the twat Morgan is telling is telling the truth. Fucking hell!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhh* FIRST *drank all my christmas drink’s hic
@BBCBreaking
BBC Breaking News
Heather Mills “categorically states” she “never ever” played her voicemail to ex-Mirror editor @PiersMorgan bbc.in/vjgwMD #Leveson
Hello,
The daily Mirror and sun newspaper and MI5 has consistantly been harassing Members of the Public who are deemed to be a threat ie Leftwingers ,The claims that the mirror newspaper and MI5 and the sun has been phone hacking are TRUE ask John Keith Roome
I have yet to see a reference ro rhe most telling part of his evidence (sic), which related to his holding of shares that arose out of the Tipster case. He narrowly avoided being charged, because he minimised the extent of his purchase as being £2,000 worth. In evidence it emerged that the total was in fact £6,700. Some difference. To add insult to injury, when the name of James Hipwell was mentioned, Morgan snapped “He’s a convicted criminal.” Yes Piers, and there but for the grace of God….