Naked Truth is Osborne Will Back IMF Bailout
Last night Guido tweeted
If Osborne doesn't risk any more British taxes to the IMF I'll run naked from the EU HQ around Smith Square on St Patrick's Day.—
Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) December 19, 2011
Guido reckons the spin coming from the Treasury about them saying “No” is bluster. Guido suspects they mean they are not ready to send billions to the IMF just yet…
If by St Patrick’s day Osborne has kept his promise, made to MPs on October 27, that “Britain will not be putting money into the bail-out fund either directly or through the IMF” Guido will keep his promise* and run naked around Smith Square from the EU offices right past Transport House and back. Don’t count on seeing Guido’s bare arse streaking past the daffodils on March 17…
*Iain Dale has yet to “run naked down Whitehall” as promised on election night.
Didnt you promise to post topless photos in solidarity with egyption blogger?
Load of cr-p, the deal is already done. Cameroon like all his political class, they aren’t running the country the deal maker bankers are. THE DEAL IS DONE OUR FATE IS SEALED.
I’m afraid you right Dave ‘Look I’ve Grown a Pair Vote for Me’ has been playing the PR game very well of late, his ‘veto’ that in fact vetoed nothing and is a spent force by 2014 anyway when majority voting rules will apply has gone down a treat with faithful who think he has seen the light.
Nothing could be further from the truth, this piece of spin is part of the PR campaign he has put together to remove the heat from EuroSceptics, remove the threat of a referendum and keep the EU show on the road, it also keeps the LibDem in their place as well. If the Euro goes tits up trust me he’ll be leading the charge to bolster it.
SWEET BABY JESUS!!
PAY UP NOW GEORGE, PAY UP NOW!!!!
Don’t worry, he will.
Just as soon as the masses have absorbed how “Eurosceptic” Cam and his fellow referendum-deniers are.
Just in case though, I recommend the Dukan diet, Guido.
All this for Billy’s benefit!
It sounds like a half cocked idea, Guido.
If Cameron double crosses the UK on this one (as expected), he is finished, along with his party.
I sort of hope he does because the country isnt served well by any of these useless duplicitous fuckwits.
We need a purge.
Could anyone publish labours top tax avoiders ?
Go for it Guido. Billy is right behind you.
Billy will race you Guido making sure that you are in front
Madam
I have just returned from my plantations to find my felid in a very poor and emaciated condition. His crepuscular activity had almost ceased to be apparent. I have had to send him on a short recuperation.
It has been drawn to my attention that you may have some knowledge of what afflicts him. He had been staring at a conveniently sited laptop screen and pressing the f5 key with his paw to the point that I shall have to install a replacement console, a tricky task on these things as I am sure you will be aware.
If you are considering such an athletic feat, I would deem it a great favour if you would delay it until his return. I am sure he would hate to miss it especially as his imprimatur is likely to be on display. That would certainly excite him.
cat + .22 rifle = fun
car + 50 cal Browning = fun
Not if you are up against a .600 Nitro Express cartridge.
I notice that you have not said that you will do it in daylight Guido.
However he does it, I’m off to Dublin on St Patrick’s Day – and I am not Irish!
First the Krankies and now this . Guido my stomach cant take much more of these images.
Exactly what time of day can we expect this aesthetic outrage?
“If Osborne doesn’t risk any more British taxes to the IMF I’ll run naked from the EU HQ around Smith Square on St Patrick’s Day”
Thank God the eyes of the world will be on England v Ireland at Twickenham …
EU Voting Song
Jolly voting weather
We are all europhiles
We’re very clever
And lie to you all the while
You fell for our promise especially the CAST IRON trick
We’re all from Eton, and you lot are all too thick.
If you think I’ll claim back powers,
You haven’t got a clue
We’ll hand the UK to Merkle,
There is nothing that you can do
No referendums Changes through on the nod
I am the PM and I’m a duplicitous sod
As for immigration
I know it gets on your tits
I will flood the nation
And pay their benefits
I am from Eton; I am one of the ruling class
If you don’t like it, you can just kiss my ****
If I agreed the Treaty
Things that it would amend
Required referendums
And that would be the end
We’d be out of Europe and that’s what the public crave
But I’m undemocratic, just call me dictator Dave
Clegg is making noises
Pretending he did not know
If he really meant it
Lib-Dems would pack up and go
There all in it together, and David is now all smiles
He has silenced the sceptics, with the aid of the Europhiles
This has been a carve up
Helped by Merkosy
They need our money
That is quite plane to see
They played out the charade so it looks as if Dave’s alone
But were still in the EU and we’ll pay for the Euro zone
Jolly voting weather
We are all Europhiles
We’ve silenced the sceptics
Look at their beaming smiles
There’s no referendum, the sceptics are really thick.
I am from Eton and those idiots missed the trick
Subject: The EU – Why, Yes…….
‘Common Market’ became double-E C
EEC became simply EC
Then EC to EU
From EU to a coup
Reich number Four follows Reich number Three.
Can I come with you?
God save us from this double vision!
Its in my diary.
I will give you a rub down when your finished!
Guido would probably win by a long chalk.
Just like myself, some people are better off keeping their clothes on…. in public !
“Don’t count on seeing Guido’s bare arse streaking past the daffodils on March 17…”
you mean you can run that fast – fuck!!!!
With Billy chasing him wearing just his t shirt I would think so.
That will not be a pretty sight.
Moobs everywhere, methinks
That just happens to be my birthday and a sight well worth seeing. I’ll just see if I can get a cheap ticket on East Midlands Trains!
I absolutely promise you, hand on heart, that I will not, under any circumstances, give* any money for any more euro bailouts.
I know I promised that before, at least twice, and on every occasion I’ve broken my promise, but this time I really really really mean it. God’s honest truth.
*I’m going to lend it, on the understanding we never get it back. That’s different from “giving it”.
how are you going to get the money big boy? maybe have an even-handed chat with the people at HMRC who deal with every matter equally and who will provide your every need from the 99% as usual?????
I have some whizzer ideas about raising the cash.
Tax increases, hospital closures, scrapping what’s left of the nation’s defences, borrowing the money so we’ll be repaying the interest forever and ever and ever. Or a bit of all of these things.
But that £25billion of your money has to be handed over one way or the other. I don’t want the French and Germans shouting at me again. The question is, how am I going to raise the next £25billion? And the £25billion after that? Gosh, it’s frightfully tricky. But it’s good that we’re in the EU.
Print it.
Guido hedging his bits again?
Eh?
Just Googled Smith Square street view. Pretty bare eh.
I automatically assumed their was sufficient shrubbery for you to protect your assets.
I hope he does working out before the day, go easier on the eye.
I’ve just thrown up my lunch at the thought.
YEUCH!
http://order-order.com/2011/11/18/totty-watch-egyptian-freedom-edition/
Here we go, so if you dont keep your word, why should Iain dale?
#justsayin
See above.
Inevitable clusterfuck. Always was the pillocks.
We are here to defend the public from unpleasant scenes, your streaking will not be allowed to happen. We have water cannon and snatch Land-Rovers standing by.
Didn’t know Guido had a snatch!
His boobs are bigger and floppier than mine mate!
Snatch Land Rovers be damned.
I’m old enough to remember Willys.
I’m old enough to play with my willie!
I doubt you run much risk of having to actually do it. HMG will bend over once again and take it up the jacksie from “our friends” in Europe.
He won’t do it, he’ll just claim he’s mad and call the whole thing off.
Wibble!!!
To be fair to Iain, nobody seriously believes anything a tory promises in an election campaign.
I’m trying to consider which is more likely, Gideon keeping his word or Guido predicting something correctly. Which of these is less likely?
In fairness it wasn’t until the Tories actually got the keys to The Treasury that they were able to see how parlous a state Labour had left the nation’s finances in…and from that all other financial decisions flow…so I suggest you address all complainnts to Mr Ed Miliband and Mr Ed Balls as they were equally responsible with Brown for the mess
What ever, Gideon was promising to match (and in some cases increase) NuLab’s insane profligacy right up until the credit crunch
That alongside his commitment to totally deregulate the mortgage industry 11 months before Northern Crock went tits up speaks volumes about his financial credibility.
Should have stuck to folding towels in Selfridges or possibly a bit more data entry at the NHS.
Thank heaven then for the spectacular economic renaissance of the last 18 months.
And your plan would be????
Whatever Toxic Ned suggests. Borrowing more money we ain’t got and hoping something will turn up most likely. Or something else will turn up that he can blame for his one-trick economic policy failing.
Vote Labour. Obviously.
Ah the Go Full Retard option…
I would rather commit suicide than vote Labour. Obviously.
Wear a blind fold.
Election promises?
Thinnest of thin ice for a labour fan.
No tuition fees!
But we kept our manifesto commitment to giving you a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty.
There was of course not such commitment. Not by us at least. Only a cast iron one by Flashman. But then you knew that. Only one party has ever actually delivered on a referendum promise.
There was of course not such commitment.
Oh yes there was….
Ah, panto season.
“The Tre*aty sets out what the the new EU can do and what it cannot. It strengthens the voice of national parliaments and governments in EU affairs. It is a good tre*aty for Britain
and for the new Europe.
We will put it to the British people in a referendum
and campaign whole-he*artedly for a ‘Yes’ vote to keep Britain
a leading nation in Europe.” The Labour Party Manifesto 2005.
You know when a socialist is lying, everytime they open their mouths, write something down or type some shite on a blog. Well done Jimmy, you prove that with every post.
You are Jimmy Krankie and I claim my£5.
And which Treaty is being discussed here? Is it
A. the Lisbon Treaty
B. the Treaty of Versailles
C. the Constitutional Treaty
Take your time. No conferring.
“We have got everything we wanted” Valerie Giscard d’Estaing
“The two tre*aties are one and the same” Angela Merkel
“They have taken the original draft constitution, blown it apart into separate elements, and have then attached them, one by one, to existing tre*aties. The Tre*aty of Lisbon is thus a catalogue of amendments. It is unpenetrable for the public.
In terms of content, the proposed institutional reforms – the only ones which mattered to the drafting Convention – are all to be found in the Tre*aty of Lisbon. They have merely been ordered differently and split up between previous tre*aties.”
Clever liars know when to shut up, stupid ones however…….
It’s odd how people like Giscard and Merkel’s statements suddenly become unimpeachable gospel truth for righties when it suits you.
“We will have a referendum on the EU Constitution, even if its name changes.”
There are the Tories and the labour folks and the Libertarians
They all have their limits. Just ask their miss.us.
Didn’t your best mate Gordy prove in a court of law that Liebour promises are just that, hot air, something to pad out a minute on the BBC news lies, that’s why reddy eddy hasn’t made any promises because nobody will believe what Liebour says, except for brainwashed people like you.
That’s right. Got a High Court judge to rule that Labour’s manifesto promises weren’t subject to ‘legitimate expectation’. Then thought he’d won some kind of a ‘victory’. A Judge rules that Labour promises aren’t worth the paper they’re written on and the Maximum Imbecile thinks he’s won!
What a fucking jackass.
I’m surprised the T*ries don’t make more of this ruling.
A Judge has declared Labour manifesto ‘promises’ are meaningless! I’d be shouting it from the rooftops.
I’m surprised too. Unlike righties to take a bad point and not beat it to death.
Actualy turd, the High Court judge ruled that manifesto promises weren’t subject to legitimate expectation.
What a coincidence, I was streaking around the Christmas tree this morning whilst Ms Macaulay was shopping and one of the lower branches got stuck up my starfish, pulled the whole lot over!!! Didn’t dare tell anyone though.
I’ll bet the fucking thing was lying on the floor, lights and smashed baubles everywhere, when she got back and the Maximum Imbecile was standing there claiming that was still upright. Never been more upright in fact.
Just like he did with the economy.
Ed Balls has popped over to help pick the needles out of my rusty sheriffs badge.
Tweets, Scoots & Weaves.
My hero is dead.
Nurse, can I can use the potty now ?
Nurse, nurse, where’s my new Saab ?
Fear not, people of North Korea, my loyal friend Kim o’Saaby will save you.
The bare faced cheek!
This time Guido has gone too far and too fast.
Giving tax pounds to the IMF to prop up the EURO is just plain wrong!
Business and investors can kiss my arse, like any venture if it goes badly wrong you lose your wad, millions of jobs may be lost across Europe?…since when have investors worried about jobs before investment returns…
Highly amusing and totally improbable its the investment they want to protect, loss of jobs a red herring.
Where are the Guarantees of jobs then?
None, no I thought not…
Osbourne never said he wouldn’t increase lending to the IMF, he said he wouldn’t do it purely as part of an EU deal. If the G20 decideto pump more cash into the IMF, so be it, but Osbourne should stick to his guns over the proposed £25 billion.
£25 billion just the same amount that big business fiddled on it’s tax last year !
collect it and give them that !
Osbourne supports IMF shocker – or dies.
Sheeit. Billy will be in Hot Pursuit!
How about an open invitation to Gideon to do your streak for you after he has redirected my taxes to the IMF?
£30bn is a price worth paying not to see you in the buff, Guido!
Last week I suugested that, to stick it to the Frogs, we should boycott all things French.
Today, Renault announced they are withdrawing 5 models from the UK and closing 30% of their UK dealerships. That will mean a lot of jobless cheese-eating production-line surrender-monkeys over there.
And that’s in only a week – a year of boycott and the whole EU will be crawling before us. They need us more than we need them.
The power of the Guido blog, eh.
I notice they have started advertising Brie on our TV
You know the one , soft white rubber covered in talcum powder good at this time of year for plugging leaks in your water pipes !
They are switching to Tank production !
For the Final European Solution !
renault …bastards got a renault scenic seats are perfect for us older ones engine total gas guzzling lump of scrap as i say bastards
Perhaps “Guido” has now given George an incentive “NOT” to waste tax payers money on Europe.
As if obeying the will of the public were not enough
Barely contained (snigger)
Francis Maude just stuck it to Mark Serwotka – excellent!!!
francis maude is a wanker, an old style, never had it so good tory wanker
Fuck off Gordon
Sarah is waiting to change your nappy !
Go on son, meat cleaver to the fuckers head…
Chortle!!
Phone the ambulance in advance.
Make sure to mention they need a big stretcher.
FFS Georgie boy
Pay them the fuckin money !
Guido, what time is Morgan on telly?
Aaah Guido, continuing to give the EU the arse.
Morgan on now
£31 billion is a fair price not to see Guido’s naked flesh.
Not making loans is not a bad thing.
We have two spanking new as yet to be commissioned aircraft carriers which have cost the tax payer a fancy price.
I am sure Dave is ‘doing all he can’ to offload one or both of these onto the EU possibly to be stationed in the Med just in case there is a war in the near future.
We definitley don’t need to loan our hard earned money to any pesky Greeks. The have loads of brand spanking new fighter aircraft supplied by their german friends.
I am sure Dave can do a deal here to get them to the UK for a very interesting price.
Remember you heard it here first.
Total EU population 502 million
Total UK population 62 million
Dave therefore lost 440/62 and was left without a single friend in the room.
The EU want Dave out because he is a waste of space just like most Brits.
EU loses export market of 62 million while UK loses a whopping 440 million.
A real no brainer.
The 26 agree their own treaty and resign en bloc from the EU. Dave is left on his own and will have to pay for the whole Brussels shooting match himself even if the Scots Welsh and irish promise to do all they can to help.
I promise you I am not making all this up.
Dave has taken a long walk on a short plank
You are talking about small change. Please apply for a life!
They will still want to trade with The Golden Isle, you buffoon.
Tory poll ratings shot up after this.
Labour lost, get over it.
My problem is: WHICH WAY WOULD GUIDO JUMP?……….. That isn’t so clear. Would he be pragmatic, or dogmatic?
Therein lies the dichotomy for Ozzy and Cambo.
Do we let ‘em sink and start bailing ourselves, or do we give ‘em a patch for the leak!
I also suspect Ozzy will throw ‘em a patch. The problem is that the current size of the patch is not known. While the optimists tell us it will be around £25bn, I see that the €uroshare stops some £75bn short!………. and it don’t look like anybody else is digging into their pockets…….
……….Then there is the issue of conditions. Loans mean one thing. Profligate waste another!
Spain and Italy have pledged large sums to the bail out funds even though they don’t have any money and will be beneficiaries.
The bail out fund is a joke,
Here you go Guido, free of charge.
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/865/guidostreak.jpg
Correct me if I’m wrong –
the latest EU wheeze is to levy some dosh from its members to create a fund large enough to reach the critical mass required to get a jumbo loan from the IMF which it hopes will stave off bancruptcy for a while.
We haven’t got 30 billion – we would have to borrow it.
Where will this madness end?
Quit the Eurobollox soonest.
You talkin’ about this?
If Libor had had any guts they would have taken us into the Euro 10 years ago.
the Government would then not have been able to bail out Uk’s failing Banks and the Eurocrats and Greek pensioners would have taken a real haircut.
Instead the problems have festered and libor landed me with a majority shareholding in some dodgy banks.
Then along comes Dave and the share prices tank even more. There are riots in the streets and worse still I am still waiting my Bank dividend cheques!
The only difference between Dave and libur is that Dave went to a posher school.
I tell you something if Dave was in my school his head would have been stuck down the toilet long before now if I could have got clegg to open the cubicle door first that is.
Guido in the buff – haven’t we been punished enough already?
From Irwin Stelzer in the Weekly Standard
“…..Cameron just might have taken the first step on the road to liberating Britain from the web of regulations and taxes that doom Europe to slow or no growth. It is possible that we are witnessing a huge change in the focus of British economic and foreign policy—from a focus on Europe, with its declining population, increased Islamization, rising taxes, and flawed currency, to one of reaching out to the growth areas of the world, as befits a great trading nation. “