December 19th, 2011

Kim Gone Hell


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    Harriet Harman says:

    Like all socialists, Kim was a great and wonderful person. We in the Labour Party shall deeply miss him.

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      Like all socialists, Kim put his people before himself.

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        A.Burley MP says:

        Nice uniform!

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          CFI says:

          Sieg Heil!

          We must keep this N azi/war shit front-and-center for the braindead english spasti cs, so that we can invade more muzzie countries in 2012 and call their leaders “the new H*tler” and their women, children and old men evil N azis!

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          • Spartacus says:

            was he at the hague with those other criminals blair and bush?

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          • the 22st. leprechaun in the room says:

            Sssh! Dish up some shit on ‘W’minster tittle-tattle’, er, 10,000 miles away, and ignore that Blighty is a nightmare shithole, fed upon by psycho moneychanging scum, to whom all pols are beholden(plus the judiciary, mil/filth, media…), and thus of no point to discuss any differences.

            ‘Because as the chart below shows, if there is anything the global financial system needs, is for the rating agencies, bond vigilantes, and lastly, general public itself, to realize that the UK’s consolidated debt (non-financial, financial, government and household) to GDP is… just under 1000%. That’s right: the UK debt, when one adds to its more tenable sovereign debt tranche all the other debt carried on UK books (and thus making the transfer of private debt to the public balance sheet impossible), is nearly ten times greater than the country’s GDP.’

            http://www.zerohedge.com/news/psssst-france-here-why-you-may-want-cool-it-britain-bashing-uks-950-debt-gdp

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          • smoggie says:

            Lighten up buddie, it’s nearly Christmas.

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          • Die commie scum! says:

            Castro next!
            then Chavez.

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          • Breton says:

            Hope I’m not on your train.

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        Lik Mai Slit says:

        His celebrity cook was good— 5o ways to Wok your Dog
        By Kim

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      REV FRANK E HADDOCK son of GOD says:

      I will offer prayers this afternoon in Paddy Power for his amazing life in supporting Labour principles. Maybe one day the Lord will grant power to our very own Dear Leader Edward Miliband who will strive to follow in this giants footsteps.

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        Lord Trombone. W says:

        Cameron to pay Merkozy £25B to stay friends

        Figures suggest European Union officials expect British taxpayers to be the second largest contributor. The Prime Minister has repeatedly promised not to provide any extra funding for the IMF for the specific purpose of saving the euro and Britain is already liable for £12 billion of loans and guarantees to Ireland, Greece and Portugal.
        Earlier this month, EU countries set today as the deadline to raise up to €200  billion in new loans for the IMF to deal with the eurozone crisis.

        FUCK THIS SHIT,

        Tell you ll pay but on a yield of 50%.

        BUNCH OF C-NTS

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      Grauniad says:

      Headline: Kim Young Ill !

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      Sir Barrington Minge says:

      Just goes to show that Lefties are all shyte

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      J . Lewis-List says:

      Spotted in the Grauniad: Kim Jon Well has pissed away.

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      Strategic mandelson says:

      Did he bid for business with another dying man/regime. …..Seems to be a pattern with the desperate souls at Team Blair.

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      Jimmy says:

      “Karl Marx in his Eighteenth Brumaire wrote that those trying to master a new language always begin by translating it back into the tongue they already know. And I was limiting myself (and ill-serving my readers) in using the pre-existing imagery of Stalinism and Eastern deference. I have recently donned the bifocals provided by B.R. Myers in his electrifying new book The Cleanest Race: How North Koreans See Themselves and Why It Matters, and I understand now that I got the picture either upside down or inside out. The whole idea of communism is dead in North Korea, and its most recent “Constitution,” “ratified” last April, has dropped all mention of the word. The analogies to Confucianism are glib, and such parallels with it as can be drawn are intended by the regime only for the consumption of outsiders. Myers makes a persuasive case that we should instead regard the Kim Jong-il system as a phenomenon of the very extreme and pathological right. It is based on totalitarian “military first” mobilization, is maintained by slave labor, and instills an ideology of the most unapologetic racism and xenophobia. ”

      [Christopher Hitchens, Slate]

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        Lord Trombone says:

        and the award for the 2011 Guido most boring copy n paste goes to @Jimmy.

        Well done.

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          Jimmy says:

          I know, long words as well. My bad.

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          • Lord Trombone says:

            Fuck off back to your A level English in your Comprehensive School you grade 1 arse.

            Oh Sir, I know long words !

            Yes Jimmy, But you are a working class loser, so fuck off.

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          • ta4nowt says:

            Take it easy Your Lordshit – sorry, Lordship, don’t go getting the blood pressure too high now & go out of tune. Perhaps the “long word’ knowing Herbert has been given a dictionary for Xmas? Let him have his fun – season of good will & all that crap!

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          Roger the cabin boy says:

          Why the @?

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        Engineer says:

        Don’t suppose it matters much whether Kim Jong-Il was an evil lefty dictator or an evil righty dictator. He was still an evil dictator and a serious pain in the arse to the people of North Korea and NK’s neighbours. Don’t suppose he’ll be missed much globally.

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      retardEd Miliband says:

      Mithter Sthpeaker, Mithter Sthpeaker, thith ith outwageouth.

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      nick says:

      This cannot be a real comment from the Halfman!

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      Airey Belvoir says:

      And William Hague has sent condolences! Not in my name, FFS!!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Thanks god the evil bastard is gone ( i hope)

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    Benny Hill III says:

    Where is the Korea Advisory Service?

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    Kim jong dead!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    There are tears at the BBC and Labour hQ, Meanwhile Gordon Brown has offered his services to the north Koreon people.

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    Spud says:

    I wonder how long ago he really died?

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    The Truth says:

    According to State Media, Kim Jong-Il died in battle and will fly to heaven unaided.

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    Sophie says:

    No doubt the deluded leftists will claim that NK engaged in the “wrong type of socialism”

    It really does need to be outlawed – Moonbat, “toff” Toynbee, & all of BBC News should reflect on the monstrous & inevitable outcome of their ideology when put into practice.

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      Famines and Firing Squads says:

      It always ends this way BUT next time will be different Comrade, next time.

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        Ed Miliband's massive intellect says:

        Behold my wisdom! Where every other socialist in history has failed (and failed miserably), I – and I alone – shall be successful.

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    MrAngry61 says:

    I wonder if this means some ritual sabre rattling by the serried ranks of Korean top brass (if anyone thinks the UK MoD is top heavy, see the video clips of stadia full of senior officers, each wearing literally tunics full of medals).

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    murbarak
    Gadaffi
    OBL
    Kim jong ill

    OI Lefties, you socialists have taken one hell of a beating this year!

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      The Red Rag says:

      Ah, but there are more of us, lurking under stones and in dark places. Whenever the going gets tough for us socialist dictators, we know the media, the beeb and various deranged ‘intellectuals’ will help bring us back.

      We are the left! We are destructive, we are hateful but we are invincible!

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      Anonymous says:

      That old Cuban beardface is next.

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    Twat Watch says:

    GORDON Brown ­yesterday welcomed a pledge by the Ministry of Defence to fully investigate radioactive particles found at a Scottish beach.
    He has campaigned for ­Dalgety Bay in Fife to be cleaned since environment agency SEPA revealed ­“significant” sources of ­radiation had been found there.

    Blah…blah….blah…

    It is believed that the ­contamination – first detected in 1990

    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2011/12/18/gordon-brown-backs-mod-pledge-to-investigate-radioactive-dalgety-bay-beach-86908-23643117/

    So. Just when did Gordon start his camnpaign?

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    Potty Toynbee says:

    I mourn the passing of a great and noble socialist statesman. The World is a poorer place because of Brown/Balls economic mismanagement without him.

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      Chris Hoon says:

      Calamity Clegg, Vince Incapable and I will be attending the funeral.

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        Disliker of Bankers says:

        Good old Vince is on my side (versus Bankers). Boris however warns we don’t kill the goose… the same one that may have done for us all.
        FFS Boris.

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      Polly Kettle-On says:

      He rides, I mean rode, to save us like a viking. I am in heat and I love all despots.

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    Onetimeoptimist says:

    I love the way there is a pizza advert under this post! More pizza less socialism!

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    jgm2 says:

    It can’t be true. No mention at all on kcna (always good for a belly laugh)

    http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm

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    Mitch says:

    How many of his own people did this left wing nutjob kill then ?
    Bloody socialism should be classed as a mental illness and treated with jail time.

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    Ex Bootneck says:

    Evil Bastard!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

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      Nicolas Sarkozy says:

      Shut your piggy English mouths, you little squirmy English pigs! We French spit in your little nasty piggy faces!

      By the way, can we have another 25 billion quid by tomorrow?

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        Colonel Blimp says:

        No – fuck off froggies.

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          Nick Clegg says:

          Colonel, you are a member of the British public and therefore I am going to ignore you. Because you, like every other member of the public, are wrong and I, as a Liberal Democrat, am right.

          Of course we shall give £25billion to our European masters friends. I will insist Cameron sends the payment by lunchtime. Or by God I’ll throw the biggest hissy-fit you’ve ever seen.

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      Sophie says:

      £50 million a day we give to those EUSSR bastards.

      Now they want another £25 Billion to save the unsavable Euro?

      Those EU socialists are like heroin addicts – just one more fix of British taxpayers cash & we will be cured, just one more heave into Euro Socalism.

      Enough. If Cameron thinks he can get away with his stage managed spat with the EU to counter UKIP he is very much mistaken.

      The proof of his intentions will come when he gives those bastards more of OUR money – which we have borrowed from future british taxpayers from the Chinese.

      Vote UKIP.

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        Ex-Conservative voter says:

        “Now they want another £25 Billion to save the unsavable Euro?”

        The EU has a number of objectives, one of which is the destruction of Britain by economic means. They’ve destroyed our fishing industry, destroyed heavy industry, they have banned us from signing favourable trade agreements with other countries and they are seeking to destroy our financial sector, which alone counts for about 9pc of our economy.

        They don’t want to the £25billion to save the euro, they just want another £25billion hole in Britain’s finances.

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    Rowan Williams says:

    Look forward to reading the Guardian’s glowing tribute. Will there be a St Paul’s camp vigil?

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    Raving Loon says:

    Will the left here in the UK that N.Korea’s economic problems stem from central economic planning?

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      The Not So Velvet Revolution says:

      And a total lack of democracy and human rights. Like all communist systems its the equality of outcomes that are the concern not the equality of opportunity. Does not matter that the outcome is starvation so long as you’re all starving communism has been built. Except for the ruling elite of course who need access to the finer things in life like food etc..

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        Grumpy Old Man says:

        …all starving except the key workers.

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          The Not So Velvet Revolution says:

          Last I heard event district party functionaries were not getting their five a day. But they’ll be more pain in the Socialist Mother Land for the ordinary people once his jubby off spring gets going.

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    Lord Copplebottom says:

    Well done Team America, now head back to base for debriefing and cocktails!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ed mIliband to unviel new head gear……

    http://t.co/sOdcjJQz

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    Brunel the Visionary says:

    He was an expert at impoverishing his peasants. Our bunch of exspenses grubbing incompetent politicians can only aspire to his level of ability.
    Uncle Joe Stalin must be welcoming him in Hades.

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    Chris says:

    Vaclav Havel, Kim Jong-il … The Good, the Bad, and if I were Andrew Lloyd-Webber or Jo Brand, I’d be very nervous about now.

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    middenocracy says:

    Apparently he’d been il for ages…

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    It’s always a sadness when these people die peacefully, rather than being strung up by their own people.

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      Red in the evening, Kim's warning says:

      He probably went while bonking, but we will never know.

      Main thing is he went.

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    Perse O'Nally says:

    Was watching the Beeb’s output of people wailing and gnashing their teeth at the loss of such a sincere and caring human being. It had to be seen to be believed. Of course, when they get off camera, they’ll be laughing insanely.

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    Article 38 says:

    What with this and Gaddafi, not a bad result in 2011. Still a few days left in the year too, on my wish list: Castro, Chavez, Ahmadinejad…

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    Steve Miliband says:

    I bet Alex Salmond is bricking it after Labour unveiled their new leader in Scotland.
    As Ed said;

    ”There is Tom Harris, there is Johann Lamont and a third candidate who is also putting himself forward.”

    A third candidate who is also putting himself forward was happy not be elected

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    Tom Baldwin's Liebour Ajax supplier says:

    Mugabe……Bliar…..watch your backs!

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I will be collecting my new Saab later today. Great cars, great company.

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    filipinomonkey says:

    superb natural picture not staged at all, good candidate for caption comp.

    Think of how we challenged the impression that we taxed for its own sake and that we were hostile to business. We were right to change.

    or…

    Well you can be the son of a Marxist and not necessarily be a Marxist in all your views.

    or…

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    Bogeyman says:

    “Right now there will be control wielded over the people to keep them from descending into chaos in this tumultuous time” says Chung Young-Tae from the Korea Institute of National Unification.

    Don’t you just love em?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I just saw a clip on Sky news of chinky foriegn min, he said “Nrth Korea must keep its socialist princples….”

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    Bogeyman says:

    The world also loses a great golfer. Every match he played saw him getting a perfect score and at least one hole-in-one (according to NK government news reports).

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      MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

      It was reported on Sky that in one round he got 11 holes in one
      and his score card was signed to boot
      the reporter was also shown into the great library where she was told that He had written all the books ! America will be nominating it for the “Let turn Korea into a sheet of glass” award !

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      Special Ed says:

      Don’t forget all of the music he composed!

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    I’m so Ronery !

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Has Miliband gone round to the Embassy to sign the book of condolence?

    Or has he just contented himself with a few remarks on BBC24 paying tribute to a true democrat and force for peace.

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    BillyBob... says:

    The laughing scenes are brilliant :) Some people are laughing so hard they have tears in their eyes :)

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    Colonel Blimp says:

    Another slitty-eyed bastard gone. Only 100 million more!

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Breaking news To mark the death of “One sick Fuk” The Koreans have just test fired a missile
    So anyone who thinks they will come in from the cold
    There’s your answer !

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Boris comments that when the Euro fails Ouzo will be dirt cheap.

    That’s OK but God help us if chorizo gets any cheaper; it’s in every bloody recipe already.

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      Food Glorious Food says:

      I have noticed an aweful lot of black pudding being strewn about by the TV cheffies recently.

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        Ah! Monika says:

        Out of fashion. Was followed by Goats’ Cheese, then pomegranate, now foam.

        I wouldn’t bring back capital punishment for murder, but for the originator of black pudding with scallops.

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      Engineer says:

      To be fair, Galloway and Bragg may be irritating but they’re just gobshites – they haven’t actually been responsible for peoples’ deaths like the other lot named.

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        It can be argued that Galloway’s giving succour to Saddam’s regime helped to prolong it and thereby many Marsh Arabs and Kurds who perished might still be alive today.

        And that is just the visible side of his activities.

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          Cato Street Conspirator says:

          ‘It can be argued that Galloway’s giving succour to Saddam’s regime helped to prolong it and thereby many Marsh Arabs and Kurds who perished might still be alive today.’

          And equally it can be argued that Donald Rumsfeld’s giving succour to Saddam’s regime helped to prolong it and thereby many Marsh Arabs and Kurds who perished might still be alive today.

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          • Colonel Blimp says:

            Who the fuck cares about a few marshy rag-heads?

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          • America’s policy in the time of Ayatollah Khomeini was based on the dubious logic that the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

            Given the different world situation that existed at the time, and the fact that Saddam was early into his time in power, there is not the equivalence here that appеars upon first blush.

            Indeed, this approach was vital in the winning of World War II, notwithstanding that it subsequently enabled the Soviets to split Europe and enslave and impoverish two generations in the East.

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        smoggie says:

        How many people have topped themselves after listening to Birry Bwagg’s depressing dirges on the Moiners Stwoik?

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    America, fuck yeah! says:

    He was so ronery.

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    Another good death says:

    Double good news. News just announced serial killer Donald Nielsen has died.

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    Vince Cable's rucksack says:

    Vince thinks that Ping Pong Wiff-waff is Ill. Maybe even dead. Anyone one know the truth according to the Korean Information Centre (or Ed Balls)?

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    Someone please take out Madmood says:

    Now if only someone could shoot Madmood Ahmadinnerjad, christmas will have come early, albeit by 6 days.

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    Frank Carson says:

    So it seems Kim Jong was ill.

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    Anonymous says:

    We no longer have any right to lecture any countries with regard to democracy.

    The EU,Italy and Greece prove it.

    They are “happy” to “consult” Parliaments, but not the people. Referendums must be avoided at all costs.

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    YorkshireLad says:

    The antithesis of Vaclav Havel.
    Unlike the revered Mr Havel, Kim’s passing will not be mourned

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Just last week I phoned Kim to wish him well.

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    EdMiliband says:

    So let me get thith right; Thouth Korweer good, North Korweer bad?

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      I see the socialist future says:

      Yes Ed. The difference between the two is in North Korea they might think you had something to offer as a joke, but in South Korea they’d laugh you out of town.

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    Anonymous says:

    Disappointed Punters, missed chance on date of Death… ah- rubbery!

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    Any news today on Milijong’s succession?

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    Anonymous says:

    CPS find new lead in Huhne case

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    Edward Devoy says:

    Just like Cameron only Cameron justifies his starvation policy because those who can’t work or won’t work are responsible for the economic situation. (Nothing to do with the bankers or Corrupt Politicians)
    There are rumour’s that he was going to follow Hitler and go for the final solution, but didn’t have enough trains.

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    Vote says:

    Should David Cameron contribute £25bn to IMF for eurozone bail-out?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/debt-crisis-live/8965011/Debt-crisis-live.html

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      Engineer says:

      No. (For a start, he hasn’t got £25bn to contribute.)

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        Baddabing says:

        No fucking way they should. I live here in the Spain, where the money grabbing political elite have been ripping off the EU for years. There is no press transparency like there is in Blighty. Another cash injection to this shithole will just mean more local government workers on € 20,000 per year salaries will end up with million euro villas, Range Rovers, children in private schools and leong, expensive foreign holidays.

        It’s so ingrained in the culture here, everyione just accepts that if yoiu are in poilitics you feed at the trough of the taxpayer and EU.

        No-one cares to expose it.

        € 25 billion Mr Osborne ? You might as well flush it down the toilet, it will do no practical good, and you will NEVER see it again.

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        Merv (soon to be Lord) says:

        No problem dave. I’ll just Quantitatively Ease it via my keyboard for you this afternoon.

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      WVM says:

      No – Not a single penny more 71.2% :)

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      Anonymous says:

      Q: Why do European politicians hate the markets?

      A: Because they’re much more difficult to ignore than voters.

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    test says:

    test

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    Milli Twat says:

    Kim You thpeak not only for NK but for the united Kingdom too….

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    BillyBob... says:

    Someone dead ???????????

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      Engineer says:

      We’re all going to look a right bunch of plonkers if he suddenly pops up again.

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        Colonel Blimp says:

        .on the third day he rose from the dead and ascended unto heaven where he sitteth at the right hand of…….. oh, hang on – wrong religious unsubstantiated made up drivel.

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    Mass Hysteria says:

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    Robert "Hitler" Mugabe says:

    Once all the redundant people have starved, Socialism is a snap– just ask me. (When I’m not flying off to receive quack cancer treatment, that is.) Trouble is, it sometimes takes longer than you’d like, ‘coz those little buggers hang in just for spite. Then you have to go into villages and shanty towns and, on the pretext of quelling internecine violence fomented by the colonial masters to tear the fabric of our society, cut some heads off, mainly of those who dare oppose you openly. We Socialists are Malthusians, you know– the “People” are too many, as Jude Fawley Jnr might say.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    If they keep him in state like they did with Lenin it’ll be Kim Jong Pong ;-)

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Il death us do part !

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    Apathy Rising says:

    Will his son be known as Kim II as the new despot in charge of this Stalinist monarchy ?

    The EC wants more money ?

    Sorry – can’t hear you now we’ve been isolated and relegated to insignificance. It seems they don’t have any shame begging for money. Let the EC members who were throwing insults at the UK come to the Queen and ask – on their knees.

    How many ways can we tell the EU to ‘get stuffed’. Sooner or later they’ll get the message.

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    Cressida's Dick says:

    Not out of choice I have just watched the Bullshit Bollocks Corporation 1 o’ clock news. The newsreader was wearing fucking black (with a few white stripeys). They went to their Seoul correspondent who was also wearing black. What the fuck is the matter with these huhnes? No doubt they will claim it’s a coincidence. Well if that’s the case surely one of the production team would have said ‘We can’t let anyone wear black, it’ll look like we’re mourning the death of a mass murdering psycho’. So they wore black.

    Never mind ‘standing up’ to the EUSSR. Jellyfish Dave needs to deal with this nest of commies as a priority.

    *knocks Team America out of pause*

    I’m so ronery.

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    Polythesis says:

    North Korea has practised perfect Marxist Socialism, it has read the book and seen the film and put into action all the Marxist socialist dogma. It is what Marxist Socialism is all about. It is about crushing the individual and raising mindless drones and that is why we see pictures of North Koreans wailing and crying on TV. Socialism isnt just a mental illness, it is a disease of the soul and mind, it is the essence of evil and Kim Jong Il is simply a product of that evil as much as Castro and Chavez and Stalin and Mao and Pol Pot and many others. Its where Marxist socialism always leads.

    That is why North Korea is the way it is. It is the perfect Marxist socialist utopia, the exact way a Marxist socialist state ends up time after time, in misery and starvation and death and torture and disease and hunger. North Korea cannot feed itself, it needs millions of tons of food from the West with its supposedly flawed capitalist system. Marxist socialist states end up with weeds in the fields and starving children an massive armies and well fed secret police, oh how they love their secret police, just ask Merkal who used to be one.

    Each age has its killer virus, the black death killed millions upon millions and the red death has tried its best to outdo the plague, in its way that is what it is to humanity, a plague. The weak West has helped North Korea, sustained its evil, fed its vast armies even as its people starved to death, accepted its trade in arms and tolerated its existence. Marxism/socialism/communism in the hearts and minds of evil men is responsible for much of the human misery on planet Earth.

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      Keep socialism off the planet says:

      “that is why we see pictures of North Koreans wailing and crying on TV”

      The reason you see that is because if they don’t, the boss’s men will come after you with the pliers and blow-torch to get medieval on yo’ ass.

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    Mr. Putin's Stolen Cat says:

    http://www.rogerboylan.com/the-snug/the-two-koreas-night-and-day

    Just why any part of the media should carry an obituary for this piece of sh it amazes me.

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    Official Nork News says:

    The death of Kim Jong Whatever is a tragedy for all freedom loving peoples everywhere. Not only did the Great Whatsit write every book ever known but he personally orchestrated all televisual entertainment in the Land of Nork and personally fed his loyal, happy and devoted people. Now the mantle of his successor falls to his chosen prince, because as a People’s Republic the last thing we want is the people choosing anything through an election.

    Indeed, the Great Kimbo had a massive election with his bevy of perfectly trained ladies while drinking vile capitalist brandy and watching reactionary western movies in order to selflessly save his people from the ills of… (continues for many more moons)

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  70. 224
    Red in the evening, Kim's warning says:

    http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

    Now Kim is looking at a coffin lid from the inside

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  71. 227
    Keep socialism off the planet says:

    The people may starve but the leaders are always well catered for.

    His son is a bloated little fucker

    That’s socialism folks.

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      50 Calibre says:

      His son takes after his father.

      If he doesn’t, the generals will have him replaced by the results of yet another miraculous event on the top of a snow covered mountain which will produce yet another ugly little bastard to fuck up the lives of 26,000,000 people for a few more years.

      If they are daft enough to put up with it, they will get more of it.

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  72. 239
    RunningDog says:

    Jong-il’s power model appeals to western leftist powerism/controlism aspration, ergo all his planned-economy/great-decider mass starvations generate less indignation among toynbeist pseudo-liberals than a single clarksonism.

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  73. 240
    Antoine Clarke says:

    There used to be Tshirt: “Socialism kills! Free markets feed! Don’t be a dummy!”

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  74. 243
    genghiz the kahn says:

    So Jong, farewell, we need to say adieu…

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  75. 245
    Gloone says:

    Intelligent commentary from Guido. ‘He killed his people’. Thanks, I learned a lot today.

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  76. 246
    PinStripedChancer says:

    Haha. Lot of posters seem to believe KJI created a ‘non-democratic’ society – the epitome of Socialism blah de blah. Hands up who thinks we are any better off in the UK? Democracy? Get a life! Have to go and re-line our ducks due to GO’s latest ‘Having a crack at us bankers.’ Will take us about 15 mins to sort that one out. Suckers.

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    • 252
      Minister for Anarcho-Commies says:

      If we are no better off here, you may as well fuck off to North Korea then.

      No doubt your free education here will have given you many useful skills they would be grateful for.

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  77. 248
    Annonymous says:

    unification??… Beny il ?

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  78. 249
    Gordon F Brown says:

    Socialism is OK. It’s the socialists that fuck it all up.

    I know this to be true. Ed Bollox told me so. So did Mandlebum.

    They’ve moved my potty you know…

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  79. 251
    PeteSeegerRemix says:

    @TinfoilLinedChancer

    Ask yourself this: which would you rather be? One considered to number amongst the disadvantaged of society in a Western democracy like the UK? Or in a socialist utopia like N .Korea? Take your time and think carefully.

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