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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
magic_otter says:
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
Like all socialists, Kim was a great and wonderful person. We in the Labour Party shall deeply miss him.
Like all socialists, Kim put his people before himself.
Nice uniform!
Sieg Heil!
We must keep this N azi/war shit front-and-center for the braindead english spasti cs, so that we can invade more muzzie countries in 2012 and call their leaders “the new H*tler” and their women, children and old men evil N azis!
was he at the hague with those other criminals blair and bush?
Sssh! Dish up some shit on ‘W’minster tittle-tattle’, er, 10,000 miles away, and ignore that Blighty is a nightmare shithole, fed upon by psycho moneychanging scum, to whom all pols are beholden(plus the judiciary, mil/filth, media…), and thus of no point to discuss any differences.
‘Because as the chart below shows, if there is anything the global financial system needs, is for the rating agencies, bond vigilantes, and lastly, general public itself, to realize that the UK’s consolidated debt (non-financial, financial, government and household) to GDP is… just under 1000%. That’s right: the UK debt, when one adds to its more tenable sovereign debt tranche all the other debt carried on UK books (and thus making the transfer of private debt to the public balance sheet impossible), is nearly ten times greater than the country’s GDP.’
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/psssst-france-here-why-you-may-want-cool-it-britain-bashing-uks-950-debt-gdp
Lighten up buddie, it’s nearly Christmas.
Castro next!
then Chavez.
Hope I’m not on your train.
His celebrity cook was good— 5o ways to Wok your Dog
By Kim
I will offer prayers this afternoon in Paddy Power for his amazing life in supporting Labour principles. Maybe one day the Lord will grant power to our very own Dear Leader Edward Miliband who will strive to follow in this giants footsteps.
Cameron to pay Merkozy £25B to stay friends
Figures suggest European Union officials expect British taxpayers to be the second largest contributor. The Prime Minister has repeatedly promised not to provide any extra funding for the IMF for the specific purpose of saving the euro and Britain is already liable for £12 billion of loans and guarantees to Ireland, Greece and Portugal.
Earlier this month, EU countries set today as the deadline to raise up to €200 billion in new loans for the IMF to deal with the eurozone crisis.
FUCK THIS SHIT,
Tell you ll pay but on a yield of 50%.
BUNCH OF C-NTS
Cameron has got shit for brains if he imagines we will ever see a single penny back. On second thoughts, he knows we will never see a penny back, but couldn’t care less anyway.
STFU, english twats. you’re already in the hole for around £15 trillion. what’s £20bn compared to that, you spazs?
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/psssst-france-here-why-you-may-want-cool-it-britain-bashing-uks-950-debt-gdp
FUCK THIS SHIT
If we are in so much shit ! Why is Camoron still giving money away to a black hole that will never be able to pay off it’s debts
‘tell you what,we give this money but if any of these countries
goes bust WE OWN IT !!!’
Headline: Kim Young Ill !
It ith thilly and rude to poke fun at a perthon’th name. I inthitht you thtop.
In Memoriam :
In the west he could’ve been a great oligarch.
Just goes to show that Lefties are all shyte
Spotted in the Grauniad: Kim Jon Well has pissed away.
Did he bid for business with another dying man/regime. …..Seems to be a pattern with the desperate souls at Team Blair.
“Karl Marx in his Eighteenth Brumaire wrote that those trying to master a new language always begin by translating it back into the tongue they already know. And I was limiting myself (and ill-serving my readers) in using the pre-existing imagery of Stalinism and Eastern deference. I have recently donned the bifocals provided by B.R. Myers in his electrifying new book The Cleanest Race: How North Koreans See Themselves and Why It Matters, and I understand now that I got the picture either upside down or inside out. The whole idea of communism is dead in North Korea, and its most recent “Constitution,” “ratified” last April, has dropped all mention of the word. The analogies to Confucianism are glib, and such parallels with it as can be drawn are intended by the regime only for the consumption of outsiders. Myers makes a persuasive case that we should instead regard the Kim Jong-il system as a phenomenon of the very extreme and pathological right. It is based on totalitarian “military first” mobilization, is maintained by slave labor, and instills an ideology of the most unapologetic racism and xenophobia. ”
[Christopher Hitchens, Slate]
and the award for the 2011 Guido most boring copy n paste goes to @Jimmy.
Well done.
I know, long words as well. My bad.
Fuck off back to your A level English in your Comprehensive School you grade 1 arse.
Oh Sir, I know long words !
Yes Jimmy, But you are a working class loser, so fuck off.
Take it easy Your Lordshit – sorry, Lordship, don’t go getting the blood pressure too high now & go out of tune. Perhaps the “long word’ knowing Herbert has been given a dictionary for Xmas? Let him have his fun – season of good will & all that crap!
Why the @?
Don’t suppose it matters much whether Kim Jong-Il was an evil lefty dictator or an evil righty dictator. He was still an evil dictator and a serious pain in the arse to the people of North Korea and NK’s neighbours. Don’t suppose he’ll be missed much globally.
Depends what follows.
Who knows what that podgy wee chap known as the “Young General” will be like, if indeed he becomes the new leader.
It would be nice if the next “Dear Leader” could at least have a decent haircut and suit.
If nothing else, he knew how to create a proper “North-South Divide”. What have we got? The Watford Gap service station ferchrissakes.
Rules out Hancock then Freddie, shame…
Don’t think Kim I’l Milliband’s gonna hang on as long as his boy hood hero
He was a state capitalist.
So why didn’t the Chinks top the c u n t?
Mithter Sthpeaker, Mithter Sthpeaker, thith ith outwageouth.
This cannot be a real comment from the Halfman!
And William Hague has sent condolences! Not in my name, FFS!!
Thanks god the evil bastard is gone ( i hope)
Send mandy over there…. I am sure he could help, for a price
Send
m..a…n..d…y
to advise…. I am sure he could help, for a price
Send Fondlebum ANYWHERE but here (corrupt piece of shit).
Where is the Korea Advisory Service?
probably all got shot!
Kim jong dead!
Kim jong long dead?
Kim Jong Long Dong dead.
Kim Jong Long Gone Dong dead.
Wot!
Angkor Wat.
How long Kim Jong Long Dong dead?
Kim Jong Long Dong dead in bed wearing wrong thong singing song after bong
Long Gone Kim Jong Long Gone Dong.
Was Kim Jong Ill?
I just recently wished him a happy and healthy Christmas.
I told you I was Kim Jong Ill
Hong Kong say Kim Jong Long Gone Dong Long Gone.
Gordon; from the archives:
http://listeningblogger.blogspot.com/2008/09/did-gordon-brown-send-kim-jong-il-get.html
Kim Jong Long Gone Dong win Hong Kong King Kong Film Gong.
Kіm Jоng Lоng Gоnе Dоng wіn Hоng Kоng Kіng Kоng Fіlm Gоng.
I say it twice cos its velly nice.
*Fucking HK!*
I missed part 1. Was the sequel any good?
I have started a Downing Street petition to rename Kim Jong Il to Bruce to make things simpler around here.
poofter
Wrong Pong Kim Jong Long Gone Dong
There are tears at the BBC and Labour hQ, Meanwhile Gordon Brown has offered his services to the north Koreon people.
I wonder where they got their enriched uranium?
From us. But before you get all shirty with me about this, I would like to assure you I sold it to them for a very good price.
About £6.80.
And the left overs you dumped on your local beach?
Not all of the leftovers, no. Some of them I sold to Iran, for £4.50. And I threw-in 10 tonnes of gold to sweeten the deal.
I’m hearing Streep is lined up for the biopic.
I wonder how long ago he really died?
Long.
Not long enough the deranged Stanlist twat. He’s boil in the bag rice faced son looks like another Neo Stalinist butcher.
According to State Media, Kim Jong-Il died in battle and will fly to heaven unaided.
Hew should be flown by Ryanair.
He
He he?
Ho ho.
And Bercow says Hi Ho.
Heaven eh, thought he was an atheist communist? What a deranged rice pudding faced twat. Bet his son kicks off his new reign with a mass purge of the party and another famine. This is one place we do know has got WMDs and will use them could be a warm start to the new year.
No doubt the deluded leftists will claim that NK engaged in the “wrong type of socialism”
It really does need to be outlawed – Moonbat, “toff” Toynbee, & all of BBC News should reflect on the monstrous & inevitable outcome of their ideology when put into practice.
It always ends this way BUT next time will be different Comrade, next time.
Behold my wisdom! Where every other socialist in history has failed (and failed miserably), I – and I alone – shall be successful.
I wonder if this means some ritual sabre rattling by the serried ranks of Korean top brass (if anyone thinks the UK MoD is top heavy, see the video clips of stadia full of senior officers, each wearing literally tunics full of medals).
murbarak
Gadaffi
OBL
Kim jong ill
OI Lefties, you socialists have taken one hell of a beating this year!
Ah, but there are more of us, lurking under stones and in dark places. Whenever the going gets tough for us socialist dictators, we know the media, the beeb and various deranged ‘intellectuals’ will help bring us back.
We are the left! We are destructive, we are hateful but we are invincible!
That old Cuban beardface is next.
GORDON Brown yesterday welcomed a pledge by the Ministry of Defence to fully investigate radioactive particles found at a Scottish beach.
He has campaigned for Dalgety Bay in Fife to be cleaned since environment agency SEPA revealed “significant” sources of radiation had been found there.
Blah…blah….blah…
It is believed that the contamination – first detected in 1990
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2011/12/18/gordon-brown-backs-mod-pledge-to-investigate-radioactive-dalgety-bay-beach-86908-23643117/
So. Just when did Gordon start his camnpaign?
I mourn the passing of a great and noble socialist statesman. The World is a poorer place
because of Brown/Balls economic mismanagementwithout him.Calamity Clegg, Vince Incapable and I will be attending the funeral.
Good old Vince is on my side (versus Bankers). Boris however warns we don’t kill the goose… the same one that may have done for us all.
FFS Boris.
He rides, I mean rode, to save us like a viking. I am in heat and I love all despots.
I love the way there is a pizza advert under this post! More pizza less socialism!
Pizza cake!
It can’t be true. No mention at all on kcna (always good for a belly laugh)
http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm
It’s nearly as good as the Beano.
I take it you mean The Daily Mirror?
Did you notice they have to register their state news agency under the Japanese top-level domain?
And they use frames. Yuk.
How many of his own people did this left wing nutjob kill then ?
Bloody socialism should be classed as a mental illness and treated with jail time.
If you live in North Korea it is
Evil Bastard!
Evil fat bastard in a country of mass famine
Shut your piggy English mouths, you little squirmy English pigs! We French spit in your little nasty piggy faces!
By the way, can we have another 25 billion quid by tomorrow?
No – fuck off froggies.
Colonel, you are a member of the British public and therefore I am going to ignore you. Because you, like every other member of the public, are wrong and I, as a Liberal Democrat, am right.
Of course we shall give £25billion to our European
mastersfriends. I will insist Cameron sends the payment by lunchtime. Or by God I’ll throw the biggest hissy-fit you’ve ever seen.£50 million a day we give to those EUSSR bastards.
Now they want another £25 Billion to save the unsavable Euro?
Those EU socialists are like heroin addicts – just one more fix of British taxpayers cash & we will be cured, just one more heave into Euro Socalism.
Enough. If Cameron thinks he can get away with his stage managed spat with the EU to counter UKIP he is very much mistaken.
The proof of his intentions will come when he gives those bastards more of OUR money – which we have borrowed from future british taxpayers from the Chinese.
Vote UKIP.
“Now they want another £25 Billion to save the unsavable Euro?”
The EU has a number of objectives, one of which is the destruction of Britain by economic means. They’ve destroyed our fishing industry, destroyed heavy industry, they have banned us from signing favourable trade agreements with other countries and they are seeking to destroy our financial sector, which alone counts for about 9pc of our economy.
They don’t want to the £25billion to save the euro, they just want another £25billion hole in Britain’s finances.
Three cheers for Ted Heath and Maggie
Hip hip…
Ted sold us out, at least Mags got a rebate that the war criminal Bliar gave away for nothing.
He thought he could buy himself the Presidency of the EU using our money, little realising the hatred which his ‘European partners’ held for him in their hearts.
Look forward to reading the Guardian’s glowing tribute. Will there be a St Paul’s camp vigil?
I can “camp” it up if you like, said the ACTOR to the Bishop…
*pa DOOM poom!*
Will the left here in the UK that N.Korea’s economic problems stem from central economic planning?
And a total lack of democracy and human rights. Like all communist systems its the equality of outcomes that are the concern not the equality of opportunity. Does not matter that the outcome is starvation so long as you’re all starving communism has been built. Except for the ruling elite of course who need access to the finer things in life like food etc..
…all starving except the key workers.
Last I heard event district party functionaries were not getting their five a day. But they’ll be more pain in the Socialist Mother Land for the ordinary people once his jubby off spring gets going.
Well done Team America, now head back to base for debriefing and cocktails!
Any chance they could wack some out ours?
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl4O9IR4_wE&w=560&h=315%5D
Ed mIliband to unviel new head gear……
http://t.co/sOdcjJQz
He already looks like he’s wearing a cycle helmet with that stupid mong haircut.
He was an expert at impoverishing his peasants. Our bunch of exspenses grubbing incompetent politicians can only aspire to his level of ability.
Uncle Joe Stalin must be welcoming him in Hades.
Vaclav Havel, Kim Jong-il … The Good, the Bad, and if I were Andrew Lloyd-Webber or Jo Brand, I’d be very nervous about now.
+20
Best one of 2011 I’d say.
If he’d waited a couple of weeks before posting, he could have been the best throughout 2012.
Too kind, too kind.
+1000
Made me smile too, but no one bout to take a photo.
Apparently he’d been il for ages…
It’s always a sadness when these people die peacefully, rather than being strung up by their own people.
He probably went while bonking, but we will never know.
Main thing is he went.
Was watching the Beeb’s output of people wailing and gnashing their teeth at the loss of such a sincere and caring human being. It had to be seen to be believed. Of course, when they get off camera, they’ll be laughing insanely.
What with this and Gaddafi, not a bad result in 2011. Still a few days left in the year too, on my wish list: Castro, Chavez, Ahmadinejad…
Don’t forget Mugabe…
Yeah and to be honest Castro is having a very bad time since they gave him an artificial anus so I’d like him to linger on a bit, seems only fair for fucking up his own country.
He’ll ask to be elected President if if he dies.
I bet Alex Salmond is bricking it after Labour unveiled their new leader in Scotland.
As Ed said;
”There is Tom Harris, there is Johann Lamont and a third candidate who is also putting himself forward.”
A third candidate who is also putting himself forward was happy not be elected
Mugabe……Bliar…..watch your backs!
Blick Bob ? another great leader loved by his people
100% approval rating.
I will be collecting my new Saab later today. Great cars, great company.
http://www.businessweek.com/news/2011-12-19/saab-automobile-submits-filing-for-bankruptcy-chief-muller-says.html
superb natural picture not staged at all, good candidate for caption comp.
Think of how we challenged the impression that we taxed for its own sake and that we were hostile to business. We were right to change.
or…
Well you can be the son of a Marxist and not necessarily be a Marxist in all your views.
or…
“Right now there will be control wielded over the people to keep them from descending into chaos in this tumultuous time” says Chung Young-Tae from the Korea Institute of National Unification.
Don’t you just love em?
“there will be control wielded over the people”
That’ll make a nice change for them.
You should have heard what they said at the Korean Unified National Taskforce .
I just saw a clip on Sky news of chinky foriegn min, he said “Nrth Korea must keep its socialist princples….”
The world also loses a great golfer. Every match he played saw him getting a perfect score and at least one hole-in-one (according to NK government news reports).
It was reported on Sky that in one round he got 11 holes in one
and his score card was signed to boot
the reporter was also shown into the great library where she was told that He had written all the books ! America will be nominating it for the “Let turn Korea into a sheet of glass” award !
Pretty good considering it was a nine-hole course.
Don’t forget all of the music he composed!
I’m so Ronery !
Has Miliband gone round to the Embassy to sign the book of condolence?
Or has he just contented himself with a few remarks on BBC24 paying tribute to a true democrat and force for peace.
The laughing scenes are brilliant
Some people are laughing so hard they have tears in their eyes 
You’d be crying if you had a a bayonet up your arse !
A bayonet yes… a finger no !
That’s what they were trying to do with that sword and Gadaffi! It’s all so clear now.
Another slitty-eyed bastard gone. Only 100 million more!
You are Prince Philip and I claim my £5
There’s no money left!
Breaking news To mark the death of “One sick Fuk” The Koreans have just test fired a missile
So anyone who thinks they will come in from the cold
There’s your answer !
MAD FRANKIE, you cocksucker, you’re next for the shark food gig!!
Boris comments that when the Euro fails Ouzo will be dirt cheap.
That’s OK but God help us if chorizo gets any cheaper; it’s in every bloody recipe already.
I have noticed an aweful lot of black pudding being strewn about by the TV cheffies recently.
Out of fashion. Was followed by Goats’ Cheese, then pomegranate, now foam.
I wouldn’t bring back capital punishment for murder, but for the originator of black pudding with scallops.
Back pudding with scallops, you’ll get Billy all excited.
To be fair, Galloway and Bragg may be irritating but they’re just gobshites – they haven’t actually been responsible for peoples’ deaths like the other lot named.
It can be argued that Galloway’s giving succour to Saddam’s regime helped to prolong it and thereby many Marsh Arabs and Kurds who perished might still be alive today.
And that is just the visible side of his activities.
‘It can be argued that Galloway’s giving succour to Saddam’s regime helped to prolong it and thereby many Marsh Arabs and Kurds who perished might still be alive today.’
And equally it can be argued that Donald Rumsfeld’s giving succour to Saddam’s regime helped to prolong it and thereby many Marsh Arabs and Kurds who perished might still be alive today.
Who the fuck cares about a few marshy rag-heads?
America’s policy in the time of Ayatollah Khomeini was based on the dubious logic that the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Given the different world situation that existed at the time, and the fact that Saddam was early into his time in power, there is not the equivalence here that appеars upon first blush.
Indeed, this approach was vital in the winning of World War II, notwithstanding that it subsequently enabled the Soviets to split Europe and enslave and impoverish two generations in the East.
How many people have topped themselves after listening to Birry Bwagg’s depressing dirges on the Moiners Stwoik?
Anyway, they all amalgamated into Lord Myners, so I read somewhere.
You know you’re wrong about Saddam and Rumsfeld, don’t you? But you just can’t bring yourself to admit it – because your selective memory had forgotten all about it.
Au contraire. I remember it very well. But play the man and not the point; a point that I made with some care.
I could say you have deliberately posted this in the wrong place so I would not be able to reply through not having seen it.
He was so ronery.
Double good news. News just announced serial killer Donald Nielsen has died.
But the bad news is that serial killers Bush and Blair live on.
As does Barry Hussein Soetero.
They did not kill any serials. EastEnders lives on!
Vince thinks that Ping Pong Wiff-waff is Ill. Maybe even dead. Anyone one know the truth according to the Korean Information Centre (or Ed Balls)?
Now if only someone could shoot Madmood Ahmadinnerjad, christmas will have come early, albeit by 6 days.
… not in parts of the UK where the celebration of Christian festivals is frowned upon.
Now if only that other unelected far left extremist & Maoist “President” Barroso could be shot in the face Christmas would be perfect.
Seconded. He’s of far more danger to us than KIm Jong Il ever was.
So it seems Kim Jong was ill.
We no longer have any right to lecture any countries with regard to democracy.
The EU,Italy and Greece prove it.
They are “happy” to “consult” Parliaments, but not the people. Referendums must be avoided at all costs.
The antithesis of Vaclav Havel.
Unlike the revered Mr Havel, Kim’s passing will not be mourned
100 days compulsory mourning imposed in NK?
Nobody else will though.
Just last week I phoned Kim to wish him well.
So let me get thith right; Thouth Korweer good, North Korweer bad?
Yes Ed. The difference between the two is in North Korea they might think you had something to offer as a joke, but in South Korea they’d laugh you out of town.
Disappointed Punters, missed chance on date of Death… ah- rubbery!
Any news today on Milijong’s succession?
Still in nappies (and so is his successor).
No. He died. He have heart attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb, and was killed in a shooting accident. I…I his how you say…succ…sussor, Mr Atkinson.
CPS find new lead in Huhne case
An electric one around his neck, perchance?
Just like Cameron only Cameron justifies his starvation policy because those who can’t work or won’t work are responsible for the economic situation. (Nothing to do with the bankers or Corrupt Politicians)
There are rumour’s that he was going to follow Hitler and go for the final solution, but didn’t have enough trains.
you’re a fucking loony
Should David Cameron contribute £25bn to IMF for eurozone bail-out?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/debt-crisis-live/8965011/Debt-crisis-live.html
No. (For a start, he hasn’t got £25bn to contribute.)
No fucking way they should. I live here in the Spain, where the money grabbing political elite have been ripping off the EU for years. There is no press transparency like there is in Blighty. Another cash injection to this shithole will just mean more local government workers on € 20,000 per year salaries will end up with million euro villas, Range Rovers, children in private schools and leong, expensive foreign holidays.
It’s so ingrained in the culture here, everyione just accepts that if yoiu are in poilitics you feed at the trough of the taxpayer and EU.
No-one cares to expose it.
€ 25 billion Mr Osborne ? You might as well flush it down the toilet, it will do no practical good, and you will NEVER see it again.
No problem dave. I’ll just Quantitatively Ease it via my keyboard for you this afternoon.
No – Not a single penny more 71.2%
Q: Why do European politicians hate the markets?
A: Because they’re much more difficult to ignore than voters.
test
tickle?
Negative, I hope.
Dame Margot Fonteyn
Kim You thpeak not only for NK but for the united Kingdom too….
Someone dead ???????????
We’re all going to look a right bunch of plonkers if he suddenly pops up again.
.on the third day he rose from the dead and ascended unto heaven where he sitteth at the right hand of…….. oh, hang on – wrong religious unsubstantiated made up drivel.
Thank you mod-bot for eventually passing my posting (191).
Have they only just rceieved the latest issue Daily Express “Diana Dead in car crash”?
They’d buy flowers but they ate them all for food.
Carry on, idiot socialists!
boohoo boohoo boohoo boohoo boohoo comedy gold
Wailing and gnashing of teeth aplenty. But curiously, no tears down the cheeks.
Oooh fuck! i’ve just condemned them all to death.
You can’t see the soldiers, out of shot, holding up placards saying “Cry or Die”
First one to stop crying gets five years in the gulag.
It’s a whole nation with the Stockholm syndrome. Poor, deluded bastards.
Richard Corrigan On Hunger. Current T,V 22.00 tonight
Have they all just heard that they actually lost 7-0 to Portugal
Once all the redundant people have starved, Socialism is a snap– just ask me. (When I’m not flying off to receive quack cancer treatment, that is.) Trouble is, it sometimes takes longer than you’d like, ‘coz those little buggers hang in just for spite. Then you have to go into villages and shanty towns and, on the pretext of quelling internecine violence fomented by the colonial masters to tear the fabric of our society, cut some heads off, mainly of those who dare oppose you openly. We Socialists are Malthusians, you know– the “People” are too many, as Jude Fawley Jnr might say.
If they keep him in state like they did with Lenin it’ll be Kim Jong Pong
Il death us do part !
Will his son be known as Kim II as the new despot in charge of this Stalinist monarchy ?
The EC wants more money ?
Sorry – can’t hear you now we’ve been isolated and relegated to insignificance. It seems they don’t have any shame begging for money. Let the EC members who were throwing insults at the UK come to the Queen and ask – on their knees.
How many ways can we tell the EU to ‘get stuffed’. Sooner or later they’ll get the message.
Not out of choice I have just watched the Bullshit Bollocks Corporation 1 o’ clock news. The newsreader was wearing fucking black (with a few white stripeys). They went to their Seoul correspondent who was also wearing black. What the fuck is the matter with these huhnes? No doubt they will claim it’s a coincidence. Well if that’s the case surely one of the production team would have said ‘We can’t let anyone wear black, it’ll look like we’re mourning the death of a mass murdering psycho’. So they wore black.
Never mind ‘standing up’ to the EUSSR. Jellyfish Dave needs to deal with this nest of commies as a priority.
*knocks Team America out of pause*
I’m so ronery.
North Korea has practised perfect Marxist Socialism, it has read the book and seen the film and put into action all the Marxist socialist dogma. It is what Marxist Socialism is all about. It is about crushing the individual and raising mindless drones and that is why we see pictures of North Koreans wailing and crying on TV. Socialism isnt just a mental illness, it is a disease of the soul and mind, it is the essence of evil and Kim Jong Il is simply a product of that evil as much as Castro and Chavez and Stalin and Mao and Pol Pot and many others. Its where Marxist socialism always leads.
That is why North Korea is the way it is. It is the perfect Marxist socialist utopia, the exact way a Marxist socialist state ends up time after time, in misery and starvation and death and torture and disease and hunger. North Korea cannot feed itself, it needs millions of tons of food from the West with its supposedly flawed capitalist system. Marxist socialist states end up with weeds in the fields and starving children an massive armies and well fed secret police, oh how they love their secret police, just ask Merkal who used to be one.
Each age has its killer virus, the black death killed millions upon millions and the red death has tried its best to outdo the plague, in its way that is what it is to humanity, a plague. The weak West has helped North Korea, sustained its evil, fed its vast armies even as its people starved to death, accepted its trade in arms and tolerated its existence. Marxism/socialism/communism in the hearts and minds of evil men is responsible for much of the human misery on planet Earth.
“that is why we see pictures of North Koreans wailing and crying on TV”
The reason you see that is because if they don’t, the boss’s men will come after you with the pliers and blow-torch to get medieval on yo’ ass.
http://www.rogerboylan.com/the-snug/the-two-koreas-night-and-day
Just why any part of the media should carry an obituary for this piece of sh it amazes me.
The death of Kim Jong Whatever is a tragedy for all freedom loving peoples everywhere. Not only did the Great Whatsit write every book ever known but he personally orchestrated all televisual entertainment in the Land of Nork and personally fed his loyal, happy and devoted people. Now the mantle of his successor falls to his chosen prince, because as a People’s Republic the last thing we want is the people choosing anything through an election.
Indeed, the Great Kimbo had a massive election with his bevy of perfectly trained ladies while drinking vile capitalist brandy and watching reactionary western movies in order to selflessly save his people from the ills of… (continues for many more moons)
http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/
Now Kim is looking at a coffin lid from the inside
The people may starve but the leaders are always well catered for.
His son is a bloated little fucker
That’s socialism folks.
His son takes after his father.
If he doesn’t, the generals will have him replaced by the results of yet another miraculous event on the top of a snow covered mountain which will produce yet another ugly little bastard to fuck up the lives of 26,000,000 people for a few more years.
If they are daft enough to put up with it, they will get more of it.
Jong-il’s power model appeals to western leftist powerism/controlism aspration, ergo all his planned-economy/great-decider mass starvations generate less indignation among toynbeist pseudo-liberals than a single clarksonism.
There used to be Tshirt: “Socialism kills! Free markets feed! Don’t be a dummy!”
So Jong, farewell, we need to say adieu…
Intelligent commentary from Guido. ‘He killed his people’. Thanks, I learned a lot today.
Haha. Lot of posters seem to believe KJI created a ‘non-democratic’ society – the epitome of Socialism blah de blah. Hands up who thinks we are any better off in the UK? Democracy? Get a life! Have to go and re-line our ducks due to GO’s latest ‘Having a crack at us bankers.’ Will take us about 15 mins to sort that one out. Suckers.
If we are no better off here, you may as well fuck off to North Korea then.
No doubt your free education here will have given you many useful skills they would be grateful for.
unification??… Beny il ?
Socialism is OK. It’s the socialists that fuck it all up.
I know this to be true. Ed Bollox told me so. So did Mandlebum.
They’ve moved my potty you know…
@TinfoilLinedChancer
Ask yourself this: which would you rather be? One considered to number amongst the disadvantaged of society in a Western democracy like the UK? Or in a socialist utopia like N .Korea? Take your time and think carefully.