Exclusive: New Miliband Speechwriter Deletes Critique
The Sunday papers are grim reading for Ed Miliband, with the Mail reporting the previously blogged criticisms of his newly hired speechwriter Asher Dresner. This morning Dresner has quietly deleted the entries criticising Ed speeches from his blog to save his new boss embarrassment. As ever, in an effort to be helpful, Guido has restored and uploaded Dresner’s wisdom to the web here for all to read. The web is forever, not just for Christmas…
Dresner once wrote that
I really believe that the reason Blair was so successful was because he spoke to centrist majority….
Something that his new boss explicitly rejects, so Dresner will have to be clever in getting Blairisms into his speeches. Ed Miliband listens to left-wing wonks who think there is a “progressive majority”. Unfortunately the polls showing the Tories ahead suggest the reality is otherwise.
The Indy reports that Labour HQ is to be moved nearer to parliament, as if the 5 minute walk from Big Ben to Labour’s offices is part of the problem. The same article reports grassroots despair from former Ed supporters. The number of despairing former Ed supporters seems to be growing at an accelerating rate.
As Asher comes in and Ayesha goes out Guido has heard more about that much contested story from last week, sources say she fell out with Tom Baldwin repeatedly and that she is suspected of leaking Ed’s media grid as a departing shot. She has previous for negative briefing when she last worked for Harriet Harman,
This of course could be the product of an over-stimulated paranoid imagination. Baldwin himself is looking noticeably rough under the pressure of propping up Ed and getting cut through for his message. It can’t be easy to keep to a single line…
Ed is a wonderful Labour leader!!!!
I couldn’t wish for a better one!
Don’t take any notice of this, it is my Press Office that instructs the Karachi Miliband poodle in what to say. Similarly the putrid Cleggy hamster is instructed. This is how the new European Empire works.
I’m a thtrait thort of guy! Honetht!
B@ldwin was done enough C*ke to kill a small horse and is still at it…
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow….
It’s illegal, innit.
Strategic mandeson publicly supports Team Mubbarak….and 10 days later the regime collapses.
It is the beginning of the end of money making team Blair. But then mystic tone has a new role up his sleeve.
Give him time, he is showing all the signs of potential greatness…….. hehehehehe
You can’t polish a turd.
Proof:
Gordon Brown
Neil Kinnock
Michael Foot
and now, Edward Samuel Miliband
Add To that list Labours new “leader” in Scotland the personality free Johann Lamont. They really are the gift that keeps on giving.
Why has this woman got a boy’s name?
anas sarwar ….. comes from a lovely family, go on google them
Johann Lamont looks like Angela Merkel on a bad hair day.
in reply to joescotus’ point … WTF is it with socialists that they hate royalty and inherited wealth (except their own) and then go and create a dynasty , not just in a party but in a particular seat. Just like that weirdo lot in North Korea.
Dresner should just fucking pack up now.
You can’t polish a turd.
But it’s fun to keep trying
Unfortunately, you *can* roll one in glitter.
Dresner got bombed in that film the other night.
If you drink 10 pints of Guinness followed by 6 Big Macs they pop out polished to a high sheen!
… and for dinner?
This is the sort of tip I come here for. Well done.
‘ey up ya beggar, that sounds like my kind of diet lad
Oh, I don’t know …..
… where my target went !
Guido has a part time job as a greengrocer!
“Apostrophies”? Crappest pedant ever.
A t shirt is in the post mr pedant.
part-time, Shirley?
Shouldn’t that be “apostrophe’s are important”?
(Sorry, that should have have been “shouldnt’”, shouldnt’ it?)
errm when the Gov’s finished shafting me…..will you pull me Pant’s up..Ta!
Guido
I understand Andy Burnham Mp was doing the rounds on TV this morning, I dont suppose he was asked about his “Bungs” by the BBC or Sky?
Says the expert on bungs of the rubber kind.
Andy Burpham is another great leader in waiting
♫♪Things go better with Coke♫♪
SC you really have to drag yourself away from here, the dishes are piling up in the sink and your litter tray needs cleaning.
It’s funnier to leave the sad fuck to post shite 24/7.
+1¼
Exhausted! Just got back from shopping in Milano.
I’ve got your Christmas present:
http://tinyurl.com/c6255vb
Give me your address and I will post it to you.
ROFLOLOCOPTER
I’ve had a Czech up
my mistake it was a Pole’… Ow charlie That Hurt’s
the No more Mr NICE guy on y’er knee’s beech
Any critique of Ed’s wofeful week on the BBBC this morning?
All I could here (from a domestic politics perspective was either the EU or Aiden Burley, Five Live helpfully comparing the history of dressing up as a Nazi (which Burley didn’t do) with that of Cameron and Osborne as Bullingdon Club members. The Beeb of course made the editorial decision to ignore Balls appearance in his SS uniform.
People will begin to think there is bias at the Beeb!!!
Im sure you have made a valid point but could you please post using sentences that make sense so I can be sure. Thank you.
I love that image of Baldwin, he looks like a bit of a depraved cu’nt
I do requests. If you want a hitler ‘tache on any image of Ed Balls, I’m your man.
Having read the deleted comments via Scribd, his criticism seems pretty constructive.
So why delete them?
I was a bit rude about this Asia bint. I now see that she does have a couple of good points:
http://tinyurl.com/bmksyf7
I wouldn’t touch it after Fatsons had a go.
Agree. But I wasn’t suggesting anyone go that far.
Look at Dolly’s bint…
Yeah, why not.
http://www.bimmerpost.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=186429&d=1221674856
cooooeeeeeeee
There’s a great story in Barbara W. Tuchman’s The Proud Tower about the great American orator and perennial Presidential candidate William Jennings Bryan, to the effect that when he accepted his party’s nomination for the Presidential candidacy in 1896, he proceeded to tell the crowd that the US would pull out of the recession it was in after the Panic of ’93 only if the banks would lend farmers and industry more money, i.e. stimulus, but that the bankers wouldn’t do so because of gold-standard reserves requirements. After laying it out, Bryan screams “You shall not crucify mankind upon the cross of gold!”, and the crowd goes wild; a Democratic Party boss turns to another and asks, “WTF did he just say?” and the other boss says, “I dunno, but it sure sounded good!”
Unfortunately, this is how politics is done and ’twas ever thus: Just make sure it sounds good, whether it means anything or not. This is the poisoned chalice for Asher Dresner: Make Ed Miliband at least SOUND good.
The finest CD in the world will sound awful if played through a crap delivery system. In this case there is a malfunctioning decoder, the tweeter is shit and there’s a lot of wobble in the bottom.
Cue Ed’s version of ‘Whole lotta shakin goin on’ …..
As I have proved time and time again , get the image right and the public will buy into any old shit.
Not at all a Bliar fan, you could understand his speaking….even when what came out was bullshit. But am I right in assuming that this Mister Ed has some form of speech impediment. Left-wing bullshit with bad delivery is a disaster. Will this man ever be PM????
Over my dead body!
No, No,No Guido!
you have all this wrong, Ed along with Occupy LSX have said they represent the 99%, there is no way Ed would be low in the polls right?
Must be a rouge poll!
Clever Billy, a pun based on your dyslexia. A t shirt is in the post.
FFS! It took 350 comments on the last thread to put that one to bed (in a manner of sp**king). Don’t set it off again.
You’re not telling me that Billy didn’t intend the pun are you? I’m gutted.
Twat!
I don’t do cocaine. I am cocaine.
Impossible, cocaine makes some people very happy.
Impossible, it makes people spout bullshit confidently.
…as if the 5 minute walk is part of the problem. It is if Ed can’t remember what his handlers told him to say after the walk
Not to mention him not being able to remember the way.
A walk in the woods might take longer …
No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society.
If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
A man after my own heart.
Hi Christian, it’s been a long time
And there I was thinking you’d forgotten me.
How’s my star Louis doing these days ? – a little red dwarf but a big-hearted fellow. (Truth be known, he’s a bit dim.)
No but drugs prevelant at the time are good representations of what kind of society we live in. Cocaine for example is a fine representation of the vaccous, shallow fuckwitted Society of the moment.
Yes, but I think a couple of the traits you list tend to get exacerbated by alcohol.
Today i will be a garden shed.
….. full of manure.
Shame you left your collection of tools in westminster….
Includin’ all de spades , man.
We wish to point out that – as the Dear Leader Himself has said – the Party headed by Dear Leader Miliband is an entirely New Generation.
Any similarity amongst all the Shadow Cabinet to the shower of shit we had from 1997-2010 is a figment of your imagination.
Furthermore, none of the Dear Leader’s team ever worked in Brown’s cabinet. The names and faces are the same, but this just an amazing co-incidence.
Thank you.
We’re on a roll..we’ve got our party back….I remember those glory years of 1983 to 1992…
Are you with meeeee? We’re alrighttt! We’re alrighttt! We’re alrighttt!
No, you useless and deluded ginger tit.
dont see why Ed Balls gets so much stick dressing as a Nazi, Ed was only dressing as a fellow socialist!
I am thlightly contherned about my colleague’th attitude towardth Jewth.
When have the British public ever elected anybody who looked and sounded like a mong?
In Luton in 1997, 2001, 2005.
You’re a leg-end Billy. A t shirt is in the post.
‘Tis the taking part that counts……. if it all goes tits up then rewrite history
“if it all goes tits up then rewrite history”
I am not aware of any British female politician, past or present, by the name of Margaret Thatcher.
Linky-linky?
Ta-da!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/6194148/Margaret-Thatcher-airbrushed-from-Harriet-Harmans-history-of-women-in-politics.html
Ta! Mr/Mrs/Miss front bottom!
Must be one of those few good stories that Pierce did not steal off Guido. Harman’s omission spеaks more loudly of her own utter wretchedness and weakness than any 21-gun salute could.
*What an amazing moniker, I have long been thinking. Don’t know whether to be revulsed or inquisitive*
“He who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future.”
He who holds the balls, controls the game?
He who holds the balls is Mandleson.
(Often, according to his catamite!)
Balls and pyramids then…
Mandelson Sort Lobbying Contract from Mubarak
Mandelson Sought Lobbying Contract from Mubarak
Which one got the job? The one that could spell?
No. The one with the biggest tits.
Seen on a lakeside sign near Sc’s house.
DO NOT WALK ON THE WATER
I feel that big now.
Where do I sign?
Yes ,he can be held up as the biggest failure as a prime minister
for the last 100 years.
well he was good for the stats here
Don’t be so modest Billy, you’re still No.1, and No.2′s on a bad day.
BTW, a t shirt is in the post.
We still dont know if Ed would have signed the treaty or not do we ? Nor it seems do we know if Nick and Vince would have ? whilst a good thrashing of the conservative lead gets an airing .
Nick thinks marriage is a private matter , but has no reason to explain if its private matter with a positive effect on peoples lives , that governements should uphold and support .
prof Dawkins thinks biblical morality has not been a foundation and that if we followed it , we would be stoniing people seemingly missing out the whole of new testament “let he who is without sin cast the first stone” Noting he has declined a debate with top USA appologist and too many other offered champions , that he sees as beneath him , or just maybe frit .
3mn UK jobs are at risk if the euro fails and then tags its eurosceptics , completely missing, if it is failing eursozone members by its inherent inflexibility , debts and corruptions. seems to miss out 5mn unemployed that grew under pro EU blair , still lets not let a little amnesia and distortion of truth get in the way of a bit of lib dem kinda of day .
Just concerns me what passes for answers these days in the game of “step in my turd”,
This looks like fun, courtesy of OH.
http://www.callmeaHunt.co.uk/?p=44
Broken link. What did I miss?
Fucking mod. Type, http://www.callmeacuпt.co.uk/?p=44 into your browser,(do not cut and paste this!)
Or click on link1
Ed Miliband will be the greatest Primeminister ever !
Hi Billy, this is the view from my bog in the Sodomites. Weep you little bastard.
http://www.blogcdn.com/travel.aol.co.uk/media/2011/11/hotelcoverexplora-lodge.jpg
That’s the one! But you only photographed the lodge.
FFS, HOW CAN ANYONE MAKE A SILK PURSE OUT OF A SOW’S EAR ???
A shit in a silk stocking.
It’s pronounthed “Prime Minithter”. And yeth, I will be the greatetht.
Even now, I can picture my adoring public waving their handth and cheering me ath I enter Downing Thtreet. And when I am in there, I thall thay to the union bo’theth, “would you like thugar in your tea, my mathterth?”
It’th tho exthiting! I am tho much looking forward to thith.
Wake up, Ed. Time to wash the car.
Vince says to tell you he doesn’t have an opinion on this issue. (But I know he’s after Nick’s job).
SO Dave has bowed to Labour pressure and sacked the Aid who went to a party where someone just happened to be wearing a Nazi uniform Lets hope Ed Balls or any other Labour wanker does not try to make political capitol out of this .
Including the slapper who posed with the statue of Hitler !
Cameron finds sacking members of his own party who’ve only embarrassed themselves very easy, doesn’t he? Pity he never feels the same way about the likes of Chris Huhne who’s not just an embarrassing backstabbing bastard, he’s also subject of a police investigation suspected of committing a criminal offence. My question to Wavey Davey is WHY haven’t you sacked Huhne yet?
Gotta laugh about all this. Ed Miliband is the Unions’ placeman, and what is he doing? Virtually guaranteeing that Labour won’t get elected any time soon. If I see that as a hilarious come-uppance for the Unions, I will happily admit I’m biased! David Miliband, meanwhile, has rather grown since his ousting. Sounds positively human these days, even likeable (which is not to say I would vote for him, just recognising realities). Governed by the Unions, Labour missed a trick there. As a famous woman allegedly once said, “It’s a funny old world…”
The unions are mostly run by Bolsheviks. They have not even got to Stalin yet, let alone perestroika and glasnost.
BBC
Powder corrupts.
Who are all the jumped up idiots? Asher this, Ayeshat this and Arsewipe that?
Guido it Bliarism not Blairism.
Ed’s speech at the last Labour Conference was dismal. Say what you like about Labour, they usually deliver a bloody good speech even if it is full of lies or undeliverable promises. What happened?
Don’t forget that Ed Balls dressed up as Santa Klaus Barbie recently.
I have built my shrine for Brave Dave. He will lead us out of the Land of slavery, he will free his people from the misery of second class citizenship. Brave Dave our true leader will lead us out of the darkness that is Europe and into the light of democracy. He has given us sign. He has shown us his Veto. All praise to Brave Dave. Hallelujah.
We’ve just uncovered new footage of the Miliband of Brothers after the election of Ed– warning, this video may be offensive, not to any normal person, but to the Brothers themselves:
This footage, however, may land us a super-injunction so enjoy it whilst you still can, before it’s taken down and we are hauled in front of the Leveson Inquiry to find out how we obtained it.
rather than just disappearing into the shadows for a while before attaining public prominence at a later day, usually by standing as an MP, why can’t these people just be shot – no matter what party they adhere to????
Poor Baldwin. From your photo it looks like Milliband makes him go out in the snow to work in this terrible cold weather. Cant some of his Union friends speak up on his behalf.
Pseudo-new labour’s ruling dinosaurs navel-gaze as they dream of old, discredited socialism-forms. They imagine the witless milliband.ed as archetypal exploitable proletariat and appoint him to give virtual reality to their outmoded dream/nightmare; their involuntary suspension of disbelief entails wilful ignorance of empirical poll-reality.