Steve’s Pitch
They say that history is written by the victors, but that hasn’t stopped the Indy’s Steve Richards trying to buck the trend. Upon reading his “Gordon is still great and should come back and teach us all how to save the world” piece, you could be forgiven for thinking his copy was filed after the festive sherry was passed around the Indy office, but something else piqued Guido’s interest. There are mentions to previous Prime Ministers, as well as their biographies. The whole thing reads like one long job application…
Is Steve lining himself up to write the book?
Will it be filed under fiction? (book)
The not so Indy ?
Quotes courtesy Mat-Hari.
Steve Richards has been on the wrong side of every opinion since at least 1983. If he is asking for Brown to come back, I am happy knowing that Brown really was the economy destroying fuckwit we all thought he was.
Is this the same Steve Richards who used to have a very biased Sunday morning program?
Enough of your cheek, sonny.
Ah yes, I remember, Gordons GOATS…Government of all the Twats wasn’t it?
Deluded Tit!!!
Totally deluded article outdone however by some of the rabid Brown supporters below the line.
Probably under “Pawn”.
’1001 Nights and a cock up every time’
Fiction Billy?
Judging by the BTL comments on the Indy article, the separation between fact and fiction is pretty tenuous for some already.
The call of “Tory Troll” are more frequent and strident at the “Independent” than they are on CiF.
I am firmly convinced that many on the left are actually delusional. I don’t just mean that as a jibe. I really do think many of them are. Doublethink and cognitive dissonance are their normal modes of thought.
Most of the left seem to be suffering from borderline mental illness
Projection
Pathological Envy
Narcissism
I’m on the ‘left’ and I’ve put a comment on there saying what a cretin Brown was (and is). So there.
Forget that…
http://tallbloke.wordpress.com/2011/12/14/tallbloke-towers-raided-many-computers-taken/
Brown should be spending time in prison- that useless self-inflated Marxist arrogant lying bullying BASTARD
I saved my jobies for the world.
Guido, why don’t you write a book as you seem to know quite a lot about Jimmy Brown such as “Gordon Brown , and my part in his downfall” who knows it might be a best seller way out selling Gordoon’s dictated masterpiece, (apologies Spike Milligan dec’d)
I can write ‘the book’
In the begining, there was a lunatic. First he just ran the economy, but after bankrupting the Country he was promoted. At the first attempt to get rid of him the public voted him out of office.
Then he went even madder, but was largelt forgotten.
The End.
W.W.
If you where going to leave it three hours while you moderated it, you could have corrected the spelling.
Silly boy! The word is ban*rupt.
Is this book as a result of the runaway sucess of his last book ?
Katya is writing a book about our love affair. It should be a best seller.
Not Fiction Billy but Fantasy
Cant they just get Johann Hari to copy and paste “Courage” and “Beyonf the Crash” and merge them to have the next book?
I would but I’m interviewing Cleopatra and Lee Harvey Oswald for a world exclusive feature.
Working title; “Gordon Brown: a Terrible Lesson for the Future”.
Any other suggestions, peeps?
“Gordon Brown: What, that actually happened?! They actually let him be PM?”
“Gordon Brown: And The Little Congregation Prayed for Guidance From Above”
Andrews Sisters version is the one, the got away with a very good piss take, Rum and Coca cola should be dedicated to Tony Blair.
for good old Jimmy Brown
just a lonely bell was ringing
in the little valley town
Gordon Brown: I slaved the world.
enslaved?
‘Gordon Brown: A Warning from History.’
13 years of economic lunacy or One man’s ego and the nation’s credit card reduces the next generation to serfdom.
We know the taxpayer got nothing as they were on the receiving end of every tax demand but where the fxxx did he spend all that money? where has it all gone?
I’ve written Brown’s biography already. Here it is free of charge.
Chapter 1
Mong is born.
Chapter 2
Mong takes bag full of bricks to university party and lies that it’s full of cans of beer.
Chapter 3
Mong becomes Chancellor and sells off our gold at bottom and raids private pensions.
Chapter 4
Mong has sham marriage.
Chapter 5
Mong is allowed by Labour to become unelected prime minister.
Chapter 6
Mong bullies staff and fucks up the country.
Chapter 7
Mong loses general election.
Chapter 8
Mong neglects duties as an MP.
Chapter 9
Mong fades into obscurity.
The End
Epilogue:
What a f***ing mong
I think I am seeing a trend coming through…….. you do not like him ?
I think this book also needs a Prologue: “Read this book at your own risk. The publishers will accept no responsibilty for any self harm which arises as result of ignoring this advice.”
Gordon Brown was a disastrous MP.
Gordon Brown was a disastrous Chancellor of the Exchequer.
Gordon Brown was a disastrous PM.
THE END.
Chapter 3 is way too short.
I’m rich.
Cameron is promising to sort out scum families , by having some timid overstretched social worker going round to point out the error of their ways
What a waste of money !
They can’t even do anything about them now , when we spend £75,000 per family per year
So what chance are they going to have by cutting it to £20,000 per year
There is an alternative !
Build internment camps miles away from normal civilisation and lock the fuckers away with their ilk Sterilise all of them give them as much free booze , fag’s and drugs and eventually they will die out !
They wont mine so long as each billet has a 60″ flat screen with access to several thousand Jeremy Kyle DVD’s
It’s got to be cheaper !
Hitler was a very bad man but he had some good ideas.
We wouldn’t be having to put up with shite like this !
I’m not saying kill them or even ill treat them
They will do that for themselves
All i’m saying is give them the tools and every opportunity to do it !
What are sink estates for?
I assume that would be delighted to act as commandant
I don’t know !
I’ll have to ask That !
brown will go down in history in the same breath as Genghis khan, the bubonic plague, the great fire of london, justin Bieber, Cheryl Cole and barrymore … Great Fecking Disaters of the World vol I
Close, but no cigar. The great fire of London served to eradicate the plague, so it was not all bad. It’s an ill wind etc…
Gordon Brown Says After my visit to Obama beach
I had to go to Helmet Province !
http://www.moneymad.org/Previous/Gordon_Brown_helmet.jpg
Have just processed a huge ,and I mean huge sell order for gold.
Just thought I ‘d give the heads up !
Gold 1,570.20 -16.70 -1.05%
never sell gold until the troops are on the streets
There should be another comma after your second “huge”. Otherwise your heads up, aka spam, is not of great interest.
Probably rotating into shotgun shells and farmland…
Brown doesn’t speak because he was wrong
A fucking idiot who not only spent all the money for the next 50 years he also signed the cheque that financed the war in Iraq
Brown’s sole qualification is that his father was a Vicar
This is the difference. Since leaving office he has chosen not to put out a memoir but rather a book on political economy. Dave Gimmick when the time comes will probably do a cookbook or something about cats.
Great man. Would be nice if he turned up at the office once in a while.
I thought [The Scottish One] was the one doing the book cooking?
What Gordon Brown knew about economics he could write in his thick pen on the back of a Higgs Boson.
There is a top secret underground loop under Kirkcaldy, Gordon is still busy analysing the data, expect an astounding announcement soon.
That book on “political economy” is nothing but an apology for ruining the UK economy. It tells you a lot about Gordon, but nothing useful about economics apart from how not to do it.
It’s odd to think that there are still people out thee who think the economy is stronger than it was 18 months ago.
The new EU treaty is DEAD
long live the treaty
Sweden yesterday “won’t get it through our parliament”
Ireland “We might have to put it to a referendum”
French opposition leader “We will vote against it”
Today
Czech PM “we cannot sign up to tax harmonisation”
Hungarian PM Will not sign tax harmonisation !
Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear !
Cameron now stands tall in Europe , Whilst everybody else is looking in !
never mind about that, it’s old news. We want to talk about Murdoch, Murdoch, Murdoch.
Here’s a labour spoksperson.
Did AlJaBeebya mention seizing the equipment of a blogger cos he was one of the first to make the climate scammers look silly?
Yeah. sickening, isn’t it? If we have to have shit PM’s at least make them lucky shit PM’s
BTW. I withdraw all reference to “Heir to Blair”. The way he’s manipulated events the past week, Dave is much more like Harold Wilson, Two-faced and many-sided.
A multi-faceted cameroon? I must drop by the bakerery on the way home!
oops! “cake shop” then.
hagiography
- The study of saints.
- A biography of a saint.
- A biography which expresses reverence and respect for its subject.
- A biography which is uncritically supportive of its subject, often including embellishments or propaganda.
Which will Richards’ book be?
Can’t wait to see Wee Slithery Dougie talk us through this mess.
The only book we are looking forward to next year is ‘Katya’s Story’ – with all the gruesome details of the affair with her Lion King, her Darling Teddy Bear – our own Mike Handycock.
The entire media is blaming Gordon Brown? Hahaha.
The BBC wouldn’t even mention his name when reporting on the RBS enquiry, in which he was deemed to be partly to blame for its failure.
You expect unbiased reporting from the Beeb??
The BBC after being all over him like a rash for over 10 years have obviously sent out a decree that under no circumstances must his name ever be mentioned again, just too embarrassing?.
I remember when Tony Blair stepped down, in anticipation of a leadership challenge BBC news24 were giving Gordon Brown 10 minutes exposure every hour – it went on for days.
For an impartial public service provider to have been hijacked by a political minority means it needs shutting down. The checks and balances do not work. They advertise job vacancies primarily in the lefty Guardian (it takes 76% of this specific budget).
Shut them down.
As someone else pointed out on another thread today, if you read Helen Boaden’s response to the criticism of biased reporting over Europe, it just makes you realise that she believes they are answerable to no-one, no-one at all. I would like to know what power in this country is capable of holding them to account, because they certainly appear to think that they can transmit anything they like. It’s a pity that they cannot be brought before a court of law to justify their reporting.
Civil disobedience. Don’t buy the licence. They can’t lock 60 million of us up.
Fuckwit – simply can’t be bothered to comment further….
I think he should be taken outside and shot in front of his contracted family.
Steady on there BB ….. this is the man who saved the world !
Hardly a surprise from the paper that wouldn’t even sack Johan Hari. The Indy is as much a proper newspaper as the Beano but without the entertaining bits.
Entitled “Hunt of 1,000 Days” or “The Worst Prme Minister Ever, a biography”
1000 Pages, with just
Gordon Brown is a C U N T
on every page.
This years best seller.
+ several
I felt sick reading this.
Why do these hopeless lefties try to rewrite history? At least wait until everyone who remembers what a treacherous moron he was, has died.
McMad should be made to walk bare foot to every city in the land and beg us for forgiveness he was a total disaster for the country, his constituents and his party. Still Blair is more odious McMad is ultimately a sad sick barm pot with anger issues while Blair is a sinister calculating cash obsessed c_nt who would give his kids to the nearest Catholic care home if he thought he’d be made EU President, that the pair of them ran the country for 13 years is a matter for national shame
Pray allow me to be the first to sprinkle freshly-broken glass in his path.
Flash a-ah
Savior of the Universe
Flash a-ah
He’ll save every one of us
Britain: my major part in its downfall. By Gordon Brown. Published by BBC books with a forward by Bernie Madoff
foreword. Tit.
Good evening Meinen Dritten Rieche!
God, if this is the hateful little country we are going to have under you lot when you aren’t even the government, god help us if you ever are.