Breaking: Morgan Nemesis James Hipwell to Testify Wednesday
The former Mirror journalist whose testimony will painful to watch for Piers Morgan will be before Leveson on Wednesday morning. The day after Morgan.
In July Hipwell spoke out of his time at Morgan’s Mirror:
“I used to see it going on around me all the time when I worked at the Daily Mirror. I sat right next to the show business desk and there were some show biz reporters who did it as a matter of course, as a basic part of their working day. One of their bosses would wander up and instruct a reporter to `trawl the usual suspects’, which meant going through the voice messages of celebrities and celebrity PR agents. For everyone to pretend that this is some isolated activity found only at the News of the World is ridiculous, it’s just a lie.”
Said Showbiz Editor was one Mr. Richard Wallace who is also expected to give evidence this week. He is now the Mirror’s editor…
See also: Ex-Mirror Journalist Puts Morgan’s Denial in Doubt and Mirror Journo Speaks Out Against Morgan’s Version of Events
UPDATE: Sky’s digital-guru Neal Mann scooped Guido by about eight seconds. He’s pretty grumpy about this.
was this not what the other person said?
Will the mirror now close?
I am sure that Lord Leaves-a-lot-to-be-desired will do a fine job.
…cont…of Vajazza’ing a Thanks Giving Turkey
Plucked?
“Piers Pughe-Morgan, you have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is now my duty to pass sentence.
You are an habitual criminal, who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner.
We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences — you will go to prison for five years.”
Nah! Nah! Nah! Nah! Cut!
You have not practiced your lines have you. Take 20 whilst he learns them everyone.
Now, look Judge! Where is that black wig that costumes got you? Yes, that’s it. Now you put that on and say these words on this card. And when you get to the bit, “May God bless his soul”, make sure you are not nursing a woody this time.
OK, dears, lights, cameras, ACTION!
*wooshes*
It’s “whooshes”, you dolt.
2-hit combo!
*swoons*
Being Swedish, mine is rather Bengt.
Na night, darling. Don’t swat up on tomorrow’s caption competition for too much longer! Sleep well. x
Pale imitations do not a real Musa Acuminata make.
I steal lines from other blogs – should I close?
Billy – don’t leave open goals.
its a fake Billy
A good snitch tho.
Is it too soon for the cross-hairs?
Oh and Have a great night Guido and neo Guido, I expect drunken photos in the Mirror tommorrow
One thing tho,
Neo, give us a wave Neo Neo Give us a wave
go on 
thanks for my crimbo gift.
*Cheers*
Thats ok Neo, Have a great night
#legend #greathair
FFS! Get a room!
Hang on, what about when you and Ewamme go on eh, Neo straight so i anit gotta chance, and even if his was Gay , well out my league
@Cat
Lol
Neo been busy watching Leverson i think.
And i never complained about whatever you and E chatted about, that why i said what i said.
On top of that Neo Guido is a legend
@ cat. Nothing between you? The relationship is more advanced than we thought.
Nah! He’s a c*nt, just like you and me…
Except he gets more exposure.
@GOM
Probably like you, I have a great many years of listening to politicians.
Inevitably, it rubs off.
@Cat
Not saying anymore in case incriminate myself
On this subject
@Billy
You will surely know the words of Oscar Wilde:
There is only one thing worse than being talked about…
and that is not being talked about.
@cat
I know the pharse and now know who said it , Thanks
>cant help it if i have a soft spot for Neo
@Billy. I am sure that he is very relieved to hear that…
@Cat
True, but we can all dream
Talking of dreaming, I see Jimmy is lurking again below…
Suck, gobble etc
So what was this gift, a tour of your security booth and then a roofie in his kwiksave own brand coffee, compliments of the house?
Piss off nonce.
Blimey ! Darlin x .
That was a long one x !!
Us did not reply to me petal xx . Is still waitin at the other end !!!
Us knows I loves u like crazy !! An ur trampstamp is wild !!! We has both seen each other with no clothes on now xx ! I had been lookin for a place to hang me towel. Now I has one xx !!
I’m havin reel difficulty typin this as the laptop won’t stay in its normal place xxxxx !
Nearly gets up to feed the puppy and then realises I hasn’t got one , babes x .
(Is that enough attention for ya , hun ??)
SC xx .
@ did neo guido go to public school by any chance?
Don’t mention the security booth – Billy wishes he never mentioned it and always fucks of (not sure whether he takes a full refund) if it is mentioned.
Much of the mutual masterbation which passes for comment on this blog is embarrassing.
Large VAT please Dave and half a Carlsberg for Terrance.
On the slate of course.
How many more times do we have to feign surprise at the repeatedly-regurgitated ‘facts’.
Please Guido, it’s become quite wearing; just let go?
Wears the soap?
Yes, doesn’t it.
“Where’s the soap?”, you dolt.
I was in two minds about which way to spell it best for the joke. You remain, of course, free to infer that I don’t know how to spell. but you would be wrong.
I guess what I’m saying is…
Fuck off.
You should also have given Kenny a hat tip for stealing his material. Some of us are old enough to have seen the original at the time it was delivered.
And by gum that lad had some pretty lasses on his show too!
Have you come this way before?
No, must be the cobblestones.
Two nuns in a blender.
Two pandas in a blender.
Two nuns walking through the woods when 2 blokes jump out of the bushes and rape them.
Oh gosh, says the first nun, how are we going to explain to the Mother Superior how we were raped twice in one day?
Twice? says the second nun.
Well, we are coming back this tonight, aren’t we?
Or:
There was a young nun from Siberia
endowed with a virgin interior
until a young monk
jumped into her bunk
and made her the Mother Superior
I predict a sudden memory lapse on Wednesday. He’s not going to be naming any names – he has to still work with these fuckers – so it’ll all be just hear-say.
Of course if piers was doing well in the States and increasing his TV stats it wouldn’t matter so much. But he’s fronting a show that’s haemorraging viewers and his bosses might be looking for a reason to get rid of him. This just might be the reason!
He doesn’t even have a gig on America’s Got Talent next summer; I just replaced him. Not much reason for the jerkoff to stay in the US, and the sooner he goes the better; I am the King of All Media, not some British asshole!
Perish the thought, shame, anyway,
‘Charlie Hebdo’ is France’s answer to Private Eye, here is it’s latest front cover.
http://www.charliehebdo.fr/la-une
It’s just like the good old days
Charlie is like Private Eye crossed with the Morning Star, but still funny for all that.
Not as good as their Mo’Hamed cover, though.
Lol they have the inglish down to a t
They know the Brits are unlikely to set fire to their offices in retaliation.
Unlike some free speech deniers.
Piers Morgan must be careful what he says with James Hipwell appearing the following day. Could he be recalled!
Hang fire one damn minute, how come these witnesses seem to come out of the woodwork? Surely it is nothing to do with hanging out this enquiry to fill the lawyers pockets?
Lets face it it’s costing a fortune now. What at the end will the taxpayer be charged for this charade?
When leave-a-stone finishes he will produce a set of recommendations that will be either followed or like all the other enquires will be found buried under a compost heap like all the rest.
To be fair, Hipwell was indisposed for some of the intervening period.
29 “intervening period”? – blimey: first it’s Maternity Leave, then it’s Paternity Leave, and before you know it, it’s ‘Time of the Month Leave’! No, don’t tell me! He was having a Period!
You may rest assured that if it was anything that might bear on his credibility as a witness, Guido would have mentioned it.
I wonder what their policy was on hacking abducted children?
NOTW didnt hack or delete and messages of Millie Dowlers phone, keep up Jimmy.
They hacked. They just didn’t delete.
Well I’m not sure you’re right about that.
What really bothers me are ‘supposedly respectable’ politicians like millitwit jumping on the milliedowler bandwagon to try and promote his popularity. That was really immoral!!
No Nell. It was just Ned being Ned. Labour were utterly indifferent to phone-hacking when Murdoch was re-printing their press releases as fact and supporting Blair in Iraq and the Maximum Imbecile’s systematic destruction of the UK economy.
It was only when Murdoch jumped ship that the wicked and malicious Labour party spat the dummy out.
I believe the recent “revelation” was that the voicemail was set to delete messages automatically if they had been listened to.
Besides, are you under the impression that Dowler was the only such case? To listen to the bleating recently one might be forgiven for thinking so.
Well too true jgm.
But then that makes them immoral because they are not holding to a principle of free press unless that is the ‘free press’ is in their favour!!
jimmy, just a thought. alycampbell was a newspaperman. Think he knows anything about what journalists do re hacking? Or is he squeaky clean +++laugh+++…..
Not entirely. I’ve heard he sometimes uses profanities.
Jimmy,the police admitted they had listened to the voicemail messages on Millie Dowler’s mobile phone. It’s highly likely THEY are the people responsible for the deletions but were to embarrassed about admitting it and so it suited their purposes when the Guardian wrongly alleged it was the NOTW was responsible. Still no definite proof that journos hacked Millie’s phone.
@ Billy. Last year, I heard Jimmy spent Hogmanay in England. He came with clean underwear and a £20 note. When he got home, he hadn’t changed either of them.
It’s harder than it looks isn’t it?
Don’t know about you mate, but sometimes I hardly dare look.
Boom tish
Fuck me, Jimmy must be sober, he’s all over this blog like a bad case of scabies.
Same as the Labour government’s policy Jimmy. Whatever Murdoch does is fine by us (Labour) as long as he supports the parteh.
If you’re arguing we should have acted sooner I’m not going to disagree. Some of our people did indeed get far too close. You will no doubt join with me in saluting those who did not.
And even with Murdoch backing him, Dave still set up the inquiry, which is more than Labour did.
So are you saying will done DC Jimmy?
Words can’t express my admiration for the principled way in which he was dragged kicking and screaming into doing that.
@Jimmy
Which is more than Labour did in 13 years.
Can we take that as a yes then?
Jimmy never replies in the affirmative or the negative in case he incriminates himself.
@jimmy’s brief
Like Alistair Campbell then.
‘I don’t remember any instances of my authorising phone tapping while editor.’
So, not an unequivocal ‘No’ then.
I don’t know about you but if somebody asked me did I ever authorise phone-tapping I’d be able to give a pretty solid ‘No’ instead of inferring that my life was so incredibly busy and complex that a trivial thing like, oh, phone hacking, would send down no more of a mental marker than being asked ‘Have you ever had ‘Cheerios’ for breakfast?’
“Some of our people did indeed get far too close. You will no doubt join with me in saluting those who did not”
Yes indeed jimmy – You name them and we’ll salute them! Was one of them gordon of the pyjama party?
The question raised by Colin Myler’s evidence to Leveson today is:
Given that the Met obviously knew from their enquiries into the Goodman affair that phone hacking was widespread, why was there no further police action until 2010? Could it be that Labour’s placemen in the Met put a lid on it for political purposes?
That is the question that the Labour party has to answer – and it seems to me that they, and
CommissarCommissioner Ian Blair are up to their necks in this.Paragnostic!
What an awful thing to say!!
I so hope that their inflation-proof pensions are not affected when the whole thing is swept under the carpet…
Some of our people did indeed get far too close.
And the rest of them just kept their mouths shut and basked in the glow of power and played at being all growed-up. Meanwhile, with NI acquiescence, Blair brought us all an unnecessary war in Iraq and the Maximum Imbecile borrowed an average of 30bn quid a year during the ‘boom’ years, employed 1,000,000 bedwetters, boxtickers and bastards with the borrowed money to rig the unemployment figures, imported a million or so from Asia just to p!55 off the golf-club members and… well… generally fucked everything up.
‘get far too close’
They fucking loved it. You all loved it. Murdoch telling you how great you all were, how brilliant your war in Iraq was, how prescient the Maximum Imbecile’s imbecile economic policy was. You all fucking well loved it. None of you gave a shit if Murdoch was anally raping newborns as long as he was behind the parteh. Just as y’all didn’t give a shit when Blair rigged the ‘evidence’ to justify his insane war in Iraq or Brown employed one million bedwetters at huge expense just to rig the unemployment figures.
As evidenced by the pure bile y’all spit now that he’s jumped ship and doesn’t love you any more.
And you know it. Everybody knows it.
Right on the money yet again.
and still the idiots vote for them – see yesterday’s bye-election results.
Read between the lines, it has become apparent that Plod accessed the voice mails in the first place which were then automatically deleted by the phone provider.
So since it was the showbiz reporters who were hacking into phones does this include the 3am Girls? Would this also include a certain former 3am Girl whom Private Eye refers to as “Bryony Gormless”, and is now being given more “grown up” jobs at the Telegraph? (Thank you Mr. Brogan)
“UPDATE: Sky’s digital-guru Neal Mann scooped Guido by about eight seconds. He’s pretty grumpy about this.”
You should have had Billy on the Job.
It just means he’s a normal leftie not sure what’s he’s being paid £thousands to do and he’s looking for someone to show him the way forward.
Y’know another miliitwit blank sheet of paper sort of person.
+++Laugh+++ My comment does not belong here but was a response to Realistic at 30.
A tough day and 2 glasses of wine and I’m posting comments in the wrong spot!!
In other words you’re nissed as pewt.
That Leveson’s a lazy bastard. Asks the witnesses what they think he should do. That’s hus job, innit!
That’s OK Bill. But tried to sign with them on twtter and they won’t even let me have my own name!!
can still take part in live caht? easy to follow on twitter as well?
Hope you dont mind Guido sir?
Sounds like treat. You’ll come for the politics, you’ll stay for the famed Ulster sense of humour.
You are welcome as well Jimmy
I doubt that very much. I have a FreePee fatwa on my head for insulting the Daily Mail. It’s a long story.
Never know unless you try
The Daily Mail are usually quick off the mark with national socialist dogpigs.
You neeed to be careful Jimmy your breaking your programming by putting up more than one comment, beware you may end up being a real person with real feelings and not your usual catty drone self.
Been to German Market in Manchester looking for Unfair Trade products.
None to be found. Couldn’t find any Glugwein with any alcohol in it either.
Thought at first it was snowing, but turned out that the pavements were covered in chewing gum.
Lunch in Town Hall, but they were out of white wine.
Why do the continentals think that we should support their economies by buying their tat?
£12.50 for car parking. And they wonder why shops are folding.
Only developments seem to be Council funded.
Glad to be back home.
Non-alcoholic Gluhwein? That has to be the wurst thing ever!
Stop being such an ungrateful brat.
I shall just have to make do with some stollen pleasures.
Touche.
I shall try not to be a sauer Kraut about it.
Climategate, and the Norfolk plod investigate sceptics rather than the UEA fraudsters whose “evidence” is behind the whole scam in the first place:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/12/15/climategate_police_action/
And Silicon Roundabout – 1 million plus in public money wasted in the last year:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/12/15/tech_city_one_million_quid/
Surely Guido can do some digging into Rohan Silva, the “No. 10 policy advisor”?
Billy is a hopeless case, plus he’s in love with a certain little teddy bear.
http://biased-bbc.blogspot.com/2011/12/newsnight-live.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Piers Morgan should be locked in a decompression chamber with a band of rabid chimps for exposing us still further to Peter Andre and James Corden, and then hung for all the other crimes of being an insufferable prick.
Only ‘This Week’ with Brillo tonight from the BBC as David Dimbledor is having his colostomy bag changed and will only be returning with Question Twat on the 12th January. The audience can be found camped outside St Paul’s.
Why is everybody so suprised about phone hacking
I haven’t read a newspaper for about 30 years
but i know that phone hacking has been going on for years probably even before the inception of mobiles only in the old days they called it tapping
so why all the “Shock Horror” These lowlifes have always done it
and probably will in the future ,and several papers are guilty !
Only next time they will be much more discrete
discreet. Thick head.
where is “toilets” by the way?
Khacking it
For the latest by-election updates, visit the BritainVotes live blog:
http://britainvotes.survation.com/
If the bus pass Elvissers hadn’t wasted their vote on a joke candidate, Charalambous of UKIP would have been ahead of the LibDems. A hundred votes.
The bye-election was covered in a few words on bbbc tv this morning. It was along the lines of:
The labour party won with a majority of over 6,000 votes, (with glee in voice) with twice the vote of the conservatives.
What’s the big deal? Most Mirror “readers” are illiterate Labour tribalists. That’s why it has big pictures.
DM leaked email
‘‘Having had an extremely productive meeting with Nick Clegg and three of his Cabinet colleagues Vince Cable, Danny Alexander and Chris Huhne yesterday, we are convinced now more than ever that it is necessary for business leaders to maintain public pressure on the Government to follow through on its promise to be fully engaged in the European Union following last week’s veto,’ it says.
Lot more interesting than the rantings of some old hacks with crotch rot.
AH (C)
The Chief Prosecutor at the International Criminal Court says there are serios suspicions that the death of Colonel Gadaffi was a war crime !
Ah well such is life !
It’s a fucking war crime it wasn’t done sooner. Give me the gun, I’ll do it to Saif!
Yeah, his daughter or somebody is writing rude letters to the Hague about it. Somebody should ask her how much of her ill-gotten gains is stashed in Swizzleland.
What having a etal pole shoved up his arse? Most BBC males pay for that sort of treatment
Fatbutt is back on the sofa for the last This Week of the year in a minute. Get out the Blue Nun before Brillo takes it. Fatbutt’s happy with her pot of ryce and pee.
i just sensed portillo having a smallish fart and wondering could it get any worse it cost my parents and me a lot of capital to facilitate my sitting on this sofa as opposed to this jamacan brainless c^unt chancer fetched up next to me note how portillo is getting more estatic by the minute (go on andy fuck it right up her manky black winging arsehole fucking c^unt
Toilet Maguire, Quentin Letts, Portaloo, actor David Morrissey, Fatbutt and an X Factor finalist. A lineup that could only have been chosen whilst on magic mushrooms.
Toilet Maguire, Quentin Letts, Portaloo, actor David Morrissey, Charlie Kennedy, Fatbutt and an X Factor finalist. A lineup that could only have been chosen whilst on magic mushrooms.
Oops, double post. Like I said, mushrooms.
Does Fatbutt have the hots for Portaloo? She has a habit of touching his knee.
That maybe but how on earth any man can have the hots for her?
abbott ,really is the most boot ugly fucking annoying jamacan c&unt i have ever seen the only redeeming feature is she does’nt seem to posess an arse like
table top mountain as most of them have
Specsavers. They are open at 09:00.
Hello all, I’m just round the corner and I’d just like to welcome you all in to my 1930s depression bosom.
See you soon
Can’t wait ……….
ICAN
Now their marching the streets.
if the manky stinking muslims bastards feel the uk is so bad why don’t they fuck off back to pakkki land Huntin disease ridden fucks
M’lud, My clients assert that they never thought of that before.
jon Craig throws down attendence gauntlett ! ………… 50% down on last times turnout ohh could be interesting .
Dianne Abbot , eurosceptic? eh well I never ,interesting straw poll of guests , I couldnt stop laughing at Downturn Abbey bit when Maguire walked in and Quentin was on sofa , Lol and Lol again .
You are a machine , dear! I missed that particular moment of hilarity whilst juggling with something called “Coverit Live”. Never again, I have to say.
Time for bed, dear.
Do you want a banana for the night?
Duo-Balls, dear. Good night and do try to get some sleep.
No chance.
I have to be up all night for dears like you.
Oh dear, dear. I won’t play on your nerves for any longer then. I hope he’s paying you something, young man.
Thanks love. I’m doing night shift for Billy Botty.
Double Standards!
There Was NO Treaty!
i think Dave called it a treaty outside the treaty , although treaty within a treaty was also used . so as i understand it vetoed joining a treaty not yet made or signed by any other state , ie said no to new eurozone compact becomming institutions of EU .
But at least mr Barroso cannot now say 1 vs 26
seema wins feltham as if it will boost the e.t. eyed millitwat he really is a weapons grade tit.
28.8% turnout lowest for 11yrs in bye election
Labour got 54% of vote
so basically bad weather an all , 62% of electorate could not be bothered to vote , hardly that good a rush to Labour really is it . Its more an endorsement of a wet thursday at christmas than eds voter appeal .
NN made me laugh when ambassador said “we havent yet seen what the details are” I just thought my goodness how well organised these people are 1 week after summit still no details for members . and some have already said No to tax harmonisation and no10 now taking up observers offer (flask, sandwiches ,sleeping bag , 50 shirts check)
That’s it then, brain dead c*nts get the mp they deserve. Hilarious.
In the meantime how many of you know about the ‘secret’ organ of the DWP, set up to harrass and gaol disabled people? These disability integrity centres are springing up around the country to redefine who is disabled and redefine who is eligible for benefits. Even parliament wasn’t told about their existence.
Sounds like the stazi to me. Sounds like a little bit of ethnic cleansing courtesy of Ian Doombrain Smith. Sounds typical of a right wing coalition government.. The bankers, who have cost this country dear, go free and are encouraged …. everybody else is either a criminal or a terrorist
Get a fuckin’ job you benefit scrounging c’unt.
oooooh
you’re brave
internet warrior!!!!
ATTT: My friend Ed said that that remark was very pithy. I am not sure what he meant though.
Ethnic cleansing?
Which ethnicity would be that be that you’re on about, then?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2074437/Rapist-asylum-seeker-dumped-victim-rubbish-tip-released-dodging-deportation.html
Yeah. No secret. Started by Labour (Mrs Balls) just over 2yrs ago.
Christopher Hitchens
Ferociously intelligent man. Politically misguided in his youth but came to see the light in his later years (not that way!).
The world is a poorer place without him now but remains enriched by his having been here.
Just saw that – proof, if ever it was required, that there is no Dog – a caring Dog would have carted off Johann Hari or Polly Toynbee instead.
I see that there are no sbowdrifts in my part of London this morning. Acoording to the BBC I was supposed to be skiiing to the tube station. Looks like rain.
Must that infernal global warming again. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Likewise…..I live in Coventry and the local BBC was predicting up to 5cms of snow overnight and treacherous conditions this morning..so far nothing….perhaps they’re still looking at 2010 Calendar ????
Global warming! Global warming! ManBearPig! Racists! Vote Labour!
How many votes are you wanting ?
Snowing up here in Manchester
Not snowing here in Cafe Nero either. Where is everyone?
R.I.P. Christopher Hitchens. Not always an easy person to agree with, but a shining ray of light when compared to the opinions of the Left.
Christopher Hitchens dies as God particle is found.
He would have enjoyed that one methinks…
Er we are talking about someone who recently still considered himself a Marxist ?
Rather a long time since you read the news, Cain? Or are you not Able?
So did he disown Marxism ?
Suppose you show me that he did not.
today i am eating lots of liquorice so I can make the King for my toilet turtle chess set
i see the labour sheep voters have been out in force again last night.
29% turnout suggests a resounding victory for the anarchists
I thought it was the 99%
A cull seems overdue.
We win again. Innit.
It was the postal votes wot won it I’ll wager.
Where am I supposed to be today? Was it Cafe Nero or the ENT clinic?
Someone has nicked my diary page. This is not funny.
Did we win something?
“We have an atomic bomb that we can use in the face of the Germans and the French: this atomic bomb is simply that we won’t pay,” said Pedro Nuno Santos, vice-president of the Socialist Party in the parliament.
“Debt is our only weapon and we must use it to impose better conditions, because recession itself is what is stopping us complying with the (EU-IMF Troika) accord. We should make the legs of the German bankers tremble,” he said.
http://tgr.ph/s80pQF
The reason that the Germans are now trying to be nice to the British after last week and agree to them having observer status during negotiations is because they have looked at the budget figures and suddenly realised that the UK is the second largest net contributor after them and if the French are allowed to have their way and push UK out of EU the Germans will have to make up the shortfall.
We’ll be back at the negotiating table in February as other nations are now decidely luke warm over the accord now they have had a chance to look at it back in their own capitals and discovered that their national Parliaments are less than keen…sp much for “isolation” in Europe…..it was always bollocks being spouted by the BBC, Guardian, Labour and the LibDems
We should demand the negotiations are held in public on live TV so everyone in Europe can observe
Bring on the caption competition now !
I have just thought of the winning caption
Billy. You want to improve your mind.
Look up the videos of Christopher Hitchens.
In particular:
1. his debate with Blair over the existence, or not, of God and
2. his last interview with Paxo
Your time will not be wasted.
Billy cease your self glorification. Go and do some charity work.
Chinese government vow to halt protests by villages in Wukan
so that will be yet more mass murder by everybody’s best friend China
Ah! But we in the civilised world want the plastic trash they produce more than we value the lives of these people in a far off land of whom we know little.
Searhces of the internet to find reports in Chinese on this story have failed so far to find anything this morning
Ha ha ha ! Britain will be given observer status at the EU negotiations
We can sit and watch as it Crashes and Burns.
They need us more than we need them !
Gathering winter fools.
That cannot be correct…Britain is isolated in Europe and we shall keep telling the Briish people that
The BBC is isolated in the UK.
Sorry we are now closed for Christmas..please leave your answer after the tone
The BBC is isolated from reality, but to be fair Cocaine has that effect.
They should sell tickets, it will be a hoot
An auction would be fun but why not just have a live video link for the whole of Europe to watch them in real time? No need for observer status then.
Who needs who, we are isolated, fckem, they need our money , lets pick up our ball and play eleswhere , better with the Commonwealth crowd they have money, the arse is falling out of the trousers of the EU, they are brassic, skint.
Guido should stand outside and hand Morgan a large jar of Vaseline which a cute white boy like him will need in jail
His sorry arse is a bit past its prime. Maybe a smack in the face will plump up those lips a bit.
Surely Tom Watson can’t remain silent over the implication of other newspapers. You would think, by his silence, that he was only out to get the Murdoch empire.
What reason would he have, other than to get revenge for his master the proven liar Gordon Brown.
It’s time Watson told the truth! Where is his moral compass?
His Missus has binned it. It never worked anyway. He hasn’t missed it yet…
Brown took it with him to Kirkcaldy but it’s proving difficult to find South
His Asian girlfriend Haz-Mats hasn’t come up with anything clever for him to say about it yet.
I like the smell of toast in the morning, even Welsh toast, in’it…
If you’re going to parody the Welsh do it properly.
in’it, like…
It’s no good me being asked to give evidence about phone hacking because nobody ever called me or left messages. The other problem was my phone was always suffering from impact damage. Don’t know how that happened…