Où est Clegg?
It seems Clegg is taking this fake row thing a little too far…
UPDATE: Cleggies tell the Sun that Nick doesn’t “want to be a distraction”. Yeah right…
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Ken let the cat out of the bag about Ed on 10 o’Clock Live last night:
“He is genuinely a socialist. And that is why I am delighted we finally got one because we haven’t had one for some time leading the Labour Party.”
Private Eye says:
Exclusive: Guidogram going out shortly.
Maybe he is plotting with Vince?
Maybe not, sitting next to Ken Clarke, Maybe he is hosting a reception in Number 10 for some cub scouts?
Courageous leader of the LibDems in no-show shocker!
What an irrelevance he and his useless party are.
Meanwhile, Miliprat is working hard to prove that he is complete fucking idiot.
An incomplete idiot more like.
Brave Sir Cleggy ran away
Bravely ran away away
When danger reared it’s ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Cleggy turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Cleggy!
…With apologies to Monty Python
Mob attacks Carol singers:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8949752/Charity-carol-concert-attacked-by-Congo-protesters.html
Where’s Clegg?
No! No! No! – No Referendum! No Repatriation! No Safeguards!
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@84~~ Bruce,he can take it easy now;we have seen & heard enough evidence. No further proof is needed.
how do you say cnut in 5 languages?
le clegg
the clegg
der clegg
el clegg
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Having a lunchtime pint with Charles Kennedy?
I instructed my Cleggy hamster to prepare for Government and not worry about today. Sooner or later I will win as my Karachi Miliband poodle will be elected eventually.
Last seen heading home again!
http://horsforthletdownbyleeds.blogspot.com/
kennedy does not drink
I agree with Nick and cannot be bothered to turn up for work either. At least I have an excuse …. Kryptonite on the local beach. Did you miss me?
Clegg is acting like a sulking child.
Time for the country to decide ?
No, Clegg *is* a sulking child, he pulled a sulk after the AV vote, when the electorate told him to shove it up his arse too.
shh! he’s not acting.
I’m not bitter.
Paddy Ashdown the former EU Commissioner.
Y’know – the sort whose pension can be stopped if they ever say or do anything to upset or denigrate their EU masters.
Never needs to be mentioned in the register of interests, though.
If the likes of Pantsdown are against something, you can be pretty sure you are doing the right thing.
That a man who has achieved so little and been so wrong on so many issues, is seen a some sort of wise old sage by the British media, tells you all you need to know regarding how useless the MSM have become in this country.
Pantsdown is a disgrace as he was once a Royal Marines officer.
The Corps is not proud of him.
Patten of The Brussels Broadcasting Corporation should be suspended until after the General Election, he is obliged to censor news in favour of the EU or loose his pension.
Oh not Paddy Pantsdown spouting verbal diarrhea ……. tit heed !
He has clegged it to somewhere he would be more useful.
He’s gone to a wife-swapping part with Sarkozy
That’s a win for Clegg.
Sarkozy is leaving his wife at home
That wont bother Clegg.
Why are there so many liberals on the front bench, and I include Ken?
Did Ken qualify because of his Euro-fanaticism?
Surprised that we havn’t heard from Neil (five pensions) Kinnock or his missus Lady (four pensions) Kinnock or their now Dankse (and EU beneficiary) son Stephen.
Or from four pensions me and two pensions my wife. The bottom line is, as I have said many times, principles go out of the window if they conflict with troughing.
cleggie has taken the eurostar to see his EU friends and complain about the wicked wicked tories
Then don’t let the little muppet back in again!
If I was David Cameron, I would ask Clegg to go over to Europe and help his pals in France sort out their problems-for 4 years if possible.
Vince is there, set next to Ken Clarke. Ominous.
Is Ken asleep while his leader is spouting, probably will ask Ken if the fun has started when its over
should be Vince
Yellow
Can’t wait for GE leadership debates they will have a field day with Clegg over this. What a cowardly piece of stuff you scrape off the bottom of your shoe. Limp Dems is far to nice a phrase for them. Have a GE and combine this with a referendum NOW.
“Yellow.”
I knew that was the LibDems Party colour.
Now we know it runs all down their Leaders back.
Wow was not expecting him to hide!
It’s the LimpDem way.
Well he did used to do do question time more than Cammers when everything was all nice cosy
WTF is Clegg doing not attending? Your the Deputy Prime Minister, support the Government or pull out of the coallition. None of this “I’m very cross but I like my ministerial car and salary so I’m not just going to be in a huff but not actually do anything” childish bollocks.
Even Seething Vince is there.
Sorry – should be “you’re” not “your”
Your right, you’re.
I get that feeling all the time
It’s the EU pension.
It is distorting everything.
Can Guido let us know how many of our “legislators” are ham-strung by their greed?
This is a first. Bercow told the labour front bench they were making too much noise.
Any noise from them is too much. Miliband’s speech was truly awful; there was no clearly building attack and his silly hand signals were the sort of thing sixth form debating societies are full of. Pillock.
Ed is awful
To be fair he’s been dealt a bum hand – he has to criticize the single most popular thing any PM has done since Thatcher wopped the Argies
Nobody quite understands exactly what he’s done but it’s bloody good.
Surely it is not de rigeur to ‘criticise’ anything/everything? If they like what the PM has done, why not simply say so? Criticising simply for the sake of it is daft.
Guido, regarding the previous thread, as well as calling Blinky’s people, you should also call bbc news to inquire why they didn’t include Balls in their nazi montage.
If this doesn’t constitute “Black Monday” I don’t know what does !!
FTSE 100 5445.73 Down -83.48 -1.51%
“It is the most sensual men who need to flee women and torment their bodies.”
A drop of about 10 percent would constitute a “Black Monday”.
I hope this helps.
If the FTSe having a bad day on the continent its even worse. So the french/German agreement has not gone down well with the markets who can spot a fudge when they see it. The Veto was right
FTSE 100 5440.96 Down -88.25 -1.60%
Dax 5813.67 Down -173.04 -2.89%
Cac 40 3105.85 Down -66.50 -2.10%
Forget stocks – looks at the bond yields. 10-year Italy up, Ireland at 8% and Greece priced at default 32%! They don’t think much of the EU Summit. Cameron is well out of it because the euro is finished.
Let’s give the Euro one more push and invite Eire back into the £.
Take a punt you mean?
FTSE better than the rest. As the lady said “you can’t buck the market” full stop.
Vince looks especially disgruntled on the front bench atm.
¿An ATM in the Commons?
Oh dear, I seem to have taken a wrong turn.
But not disgruntled enough to take the bus home rather than his ministerial car.
Quizzling Clegg is probably taking orders from the 4th Reich.
Clegg, Heseltine & Clarke – EU traitors.
When we free ourselves every EU traitor that wants to surrender their British passport & leave for exile should be actively encouraged to do so.
£50 million quid a day in payments to the EUSSR- yet we have British pensioners freezing to death here in the UK.
Here, here!
Eeh! Well said Sand. I like yer style.
euro fallen off a cliff today against the dollar and pound ….. I wonder why?
No Mr Thpеaker, I haven’t finithed with him yet!
Cat, did you say “get her” like I did? What a feckin blouse Millitw@t is!
No, he said “…fuck me, I’ve spoiled my panties again”!
Since there is a considerable risk of gender confusion on these threads, I might have thought the thought without using those very words (if indeed one employs actual words in thinking, another psychological minefield.
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Aye?
An example of what I was referring to followed your previous comment at 4:11 pm.
It is a prime example of projection as the Anonymong him(her)self wears panties, an item that I never wear.
It’s official, scatty wears a thong!
A diphthong.
Doeth he thing a thong of thickthpenth too?
Yeth I wath magnifithent today, I ripped and ripped new arthole after new arthole on Camerwon with my sthinging rebuketh. Hail me, masther of my virual univerth.
Ed, the voters disagree with you.
It seems Ed is going to campiagn on a Pro EU ticket.
Gordon Brown was 100% to sell off gold.
I’ve just sold off my hoard,hence the drop today !
Gold 1,662.90 -53.90 -3.14%
Yep, I accumulated.
He was 100% right??
He sold it at $256 per ounce, it’s now worth $1,662.90.
Keep taking the tablets.
Calm down dear. BB has discovered irony He will now use it to destruction.
Clegg is probably getting sucked off by Nick Robinson
feck off home to europe clegg
The Labour frontbench are so utterly punchable.
All a wee bit of sink or spin!
I don’t see the story. There’s an empty space next to Lightweight. What else is new?
That’s the spirit Jimmy, we want to see more empty spaces when the weirdy beardies are conveniently not seen in the next election.
If Cameron’s a lightweight for vetoing a Franco/German stitch-up, what does that make Ed “I’ll sign it! I’ll sign it!” Miliband?
Yeth I’ll thign it. Then I’ll wead it. WHoopth ! Wrong way wound ! * tee hee*
Is the one below ‘lightweight’ not ‘featherweight’.
Milliband yet again displays his lack of grasp of financial matters – no doubt well briefed by Ubergauleiter Balls.
He’s sitting in the room out back, sucking his thumb.
Welcome to lake Nobody Cares….
That was a rollicking good performance by Cameron. Miliband’s attempt to look tough was hilarious. His “No, Mr Spe-aker, I’m not finished with him yet” was like a boy scout trying to act like a marine.
Ed balls is worth at least 20 seats to the tories. lets hope they stick with him.
EdxEd is worth an election to the Tories. BTW, Mrs Balls gave a distinctly underwhelming performance at Home Office Q,s this pm. Outshone by Theresa of all people. Another Labour leadership candidate sinks slowly back into the swamp. The next lLabour PM is probably still in a private prep school somewhere.
Watching Ed in action can anyone seriously believe that he could win a General Election.
Even less convincing than Blackadder’s bravado when challenging hairy Scots thug McAngus to a duel. “Haven’t finished with him yet” indeed. (“ah, ye’re all right. Tell ye the truth, a’m interested in the wugs. Specially the one with bird shit on it.”)
Another spineless Lib Dumb Twat
BBC News Live Text – a picture of retardED with the caption 1558: Ed Miliband in full flow. (Meaning is Ed Miliband in full flow, PISSING SHITE)!!!
Like all cowards, he’s a two faced prick.
Go on Dave. Call a snap election in the new year. Labour don’t have a hope.
I relith the prothpect. I thall addreth the nation and win the voterth’ heartth and mindth, with my exprethive public thpeaking.
Neither do the libdems. The New Year would be a good time for an election.
Clegg is a C.U.N.T…………Call a referendum on the EU, in or out……. Followed by a general election, get rid of the Libdums once and for all…….
Looks like Camby has seen how the polls are going, that other flat nosed person is really out of his depth.
A labour MP currently speaking about incompetence, well good to see someone talking about a subject they are experts in.
McShame in full flow – his voice infuriates me, and that’s not counting the Europhilic rubbish that he spouts!
+100 Mr Angry. Odious is too nice a word for him.
I gather his real name is Denis Matyjaszek.
So much for leading from the front. I was trying to remember who specialised in McCavity routines when bad news was announced. Some fellow from Kirkaldy who seems now to have disappeared entirely ,I think. Not a career to follow…..
From the Beeb: “Milly Dowler’s voicemail messages were “most likely” deleted automatically, says the Metropolitan Police.”
If true, that nasty little 4×2 is going to have to do some serious apologising to the House and beyond for dancing on Dowler’s grave for his own advantage.
Guido, please don’t let this one pass.
If this is true – I thought that NI had paid out several £million to the d o w l e r s for this? What happens now?
Before it gets deleted:
What an insincere and opportunistic little shit.
You can almost feel the synthetic concern and sensitivity dripping from Red Ed.
What a fucking plonker.
I think that you actually mean C U N T
Looks like it was to much for Vince the castrated french pooddle as he has now disappeared from front bench
Is Gordon in the house? Or is he jetting round the world spreading his halitosis for £30,000 an hour?
Nope he’s hiding in kirkcaldy again. The FSA have been demolishing him today for his rubbish bank regulations that led to the RBS collapse.
Nell, is the BBC reporting this fact like Sky? I doubt it.
I think it is technically incorrect to refer to anything the beeb says as ‘reporting’.
The leftwing rubbish they spout is too unprofessional and biased to fall into a proper journalism category.
I’m keeping my Knighthood and my big fat Pension.
Cheers Gordon !
Thanks also to Liebour’s ‘light touch regulation’ ! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
Cheers Ed !!
Oi……that Mr Huhne got back quick from his “Climate (give me all of your) Change” jolly. Did he take a jet or did he (or his wife) drive back at an incredibly high speed. Ferkin’ large carb footprint either way if you ask me. T055er.
Apropos of which it is nice to see that the Canadians have told Kyoto to fug off. Just saved themselves a few hundred million dollars in the process.
D.Cam please note….
Oi……that Mr Huhne got back quick from his “Climate (give me all of your) Change” jolly. Did he take a jet or did he (or his wife) drive back at an incredibly high speed. Ferkin’ large carb footprint either way if you ask me.
I lowered by CO2 emissions by flying back in a private jet
Byee!
Dear Mr Speaker,
Little Nicky can’t come to parliament today because those big boys from the bigger school are bullying him.
Last night he cried himself to sleep and so he’s very tired.
I must also complain that the boys from Eton stole his PE kit and so he won’t we doing any games either.
Yours,
NickMrs CleggCertified copy :
Dear Mr Speaker,
Little Nicky can’t come to parliament today because those big boys from the bigger school are bullying him.
Last night he cried himself to sleep and so he’s very tired.
I must also complain that the boys from Eton stole his PE kit and so he won’t we doing any games either.
Signed,
My MUM
Who is Nick
Nick is our brilliant FibDem leader. He is sitting on my knee blubbing his little heart out. Ah, bless !!
Rather surprisingly, Gavin Hewitt has a distinctly eurosceptic piece on the BBC news website.He needs to mind his back-that’s a P45 matter.
Think the penny might have dropped that they have gone too far this time and had better be able to point to at least one piece of balanced reporting.
Here in darkest Asia, the Beeb covered live both Cameron and Milliband’s pontifications sans interruption. But as soon as Cameron stood up to respond to the Milispeech, two pompous beeboid women butted in to exchange views/commentary on what Milli had just said – thereby avoiding the need to let the world hear the PM’s response to the Militirade. They really are a bunch of [grapes] aren’t they? Happily though we do not pay their tax extortion.
What’s the name of the mp sitting right behind Osborne? She’s sitting next to Esther Macvey and has got nice legs and cleavage.
Im waiting to see what McVey says accotding to those lazy bstards don’t work for you, she voted to take us deeper in the dog dirt
Is it Eric Pickles?
! Squeak”…. cracking cheese Grommit
Who called us ‘lickspittles’ ??
That was our hero, Philip Davies, the genuinely honourable member for Shipley. Top man.
I do like the funny facial expressions Osborne makes when taunting the labour frontbench.
It’s Nick’s job to keep Vince and Co. indignant but not so much that they quit. It’s Dave’s job to keep the bloodlust of the skeptics up but not so much that they call a leadership contest or indeed a referendum. Somehow they’ve kept the Coalition together and raised its popularity.
Best double act since Cannon and Ball, mark my words.
If Cameron and Cleggie are Cannon and Ball are Milibandwagon and Balls Little and Lard ?
Well they’re certainly not the Chuckle Brothers.
Laurel and Hardy
The Krankies.
Hammer and (make you) sick(le)
We can take you where we’re holding Mr Clegg, but you will be blindfolded and driven around aimlessly for an hour…
The lights are going out all over Europe, and we ain’t putting a shilling in the meter.
They will be plugging into their windfarms once the wind has stopped blowing
Little Cleggy is like a semi-house-trained puppy in the Coalition Government. From time to time, he makes a Cleggypuddle somewhere, to get himself noticed. Then one of the grown-ups has to clean up the latest little Cleggymess.
He has probably been put out in the yard of the House of Commons, and is now feeling very sorry for himself.
We can take you where we’re holding Mr Clegg, but you will be blindfolded and we will “take a circuitous route” aimlessly for an hour…
(Forgot about a forbidden word.)
Clegg – yellow by nature as well as yellow by party colour!
Actually the Squeaker has been quite funny today.
Millipede actually managed to string a few words into sentences today.
Only about 100 MPs in the Chamber while Dave is explaining one of the most important decisions for years. Where are the other 500+ skiving bxstxrds?
Running up yet more expenses and stuffing their various orifices no doubt.
Where’s (the) Wally ?
Weak, Weak, Weak. Cameron probably has him dressed up in a Gimp outfit.
Milliband minor has now reappeared in the Chamber, miraculously, without his balls.
Clarke, Cable ‘n’ Huhne sitting side by side………there’s GOTTA be three better men Dave can find to fill those seats, surely?
Just watched Clegg ‘explaining’ on Sky .
He seems confused…and, er now..
I know I bloody am
Explaining what?
Exactly
Can someone pls help me on this one issue…Wasn’t able to catch it live, but I was watching the PM statement on the Euro veto on the computer a little while ago, then had the displeasure of watching Milliband’s hysterical ranting, but then the video stopped…so I never saw the PM’s retort.
Going on to BBC iplayer, and other sites as well, the videos all seem to stop at that point. Are they afraid to show Cameron making the point (as I’m told he did) that Labour would also have vetoed the deal? Is the BBC scared to show Cameron challenging Milliband to declare whether he would’ve vetoed the deal or gone along with the rest of the lemmings? Does anyone have a link to the FULL proceedings? Much appreciated.
Hi! I made exactly the same point at 169 above. Funny that…
Yeah, funny you should post the same thing EIGHT HOURS LATER! Clown!
Clegg will be gone by Easter.
I like Kate Hoey. She may be on the ‘wrong’ side of the house but says what she feels. Unlike the 2 mong ‘colleagues’ behind her taking the piss whilst she was speaking.
One person who was there was that bloody old fool Dennis Skinner. I’m sure he just goes there to keep out of the cold. What I would like to know is, if he is the good socialist he professes to be why is he still occupying a parliamentary seat when well past pensionable age. Shouldn’t he be retired in favour of some younger unemployed idiot ?
Perhaps he’s trying to avoid his journey to the Lords.
If he comes across as a thick, uncouth twat in the HoC, imagine his discomfitude draped in ermine, with all the others pointing and laughing at him.
Skinner looks more and more like a grotesque Regency political caricature.
Skinner looks more and more like a grotesque Regency political cartoon.
Labour were shite. Where do they get MPs from?
I thought on several occasions that Ed Miliband had soiled himself…..
Esther M. was looking lovely.
http://www.mccannfiles.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/esthermcvey.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/democracylive/hi/northern_ireland/default.stm
Deep meaningful debate on the EU in the NI Assembly. Close these tinpot talking shops down
Whilst the rest of the House of Commons was debating the Euro “veto”, Cleggy was in a room on his own complaining about isolation. You couldn’t make it up could you?
Give the Protland back to the Pikeys. Rebuild Hadrian’s Wall with machine gun posts. Demolish the Severn Bridges. If we don’t want any of our City of London taxes flowing to Europe, why pay for these idle provincial scroungers?