December 12th, 2011

Où est Clegg?


183 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Maybe he is plotting with Vince?

  2. 2
    Dave Harrison says:

    Vince is there, set next to Ken Clarke. Ominous.

  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Maybe not, sitting next to Ken Clarke, Maybe he is hosting a reception in Number 10 for some cub scouts?

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Yellow

  5. 5
    narcosi says:

    Wow was not expecting him to hide!

  6. 6
    spotty Yoof says:

    Clegg is acting like a sulking child.

  7. 7
    Paddy Pantsdown says:

    I’m not bitter.

  8. 8
    Josiah Bartlett says:

    WTF is Clegg doing not attending? Your the Deputy Prime Minister, support the Government or pull out of the coallition. None of this “I’m very cross but I like my ministerial car and salary so I’m not just going to be in a huff but not actually do anything” childish bollocks.

    Even Seething Vince is there.

  9. 9
    Rog says:

    Courageous leader of the LibDems in no-show shocker!

    What an irrelevance he and his useless party are.

  10. 10
    Squeaker does his job for a change says:

    This is a first. Bercow told the labour front bench they were making too much noise.

  11. 11
    Josiah Bartlett says:

    Sorry – should be “you’re” not “your”

  12. 12
    Steve Miliband says:

    Ed is awful

  13. 13
    Bbc acting for Labour again says:

    Guido, regarding the previous thread, as well as calling Blinky’s people, you should also call bbc news to inquire why they didn’t include Balls in their nazi montage.

  14. 14
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    If this doesn’t constitute “Black Monday” I don’t know what does !!

    FTSE 100 5445.73 Down -83.48 -1.51%

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    MrAngry61 says:

    Vince looks especially disgruntled on the front bench atm.

  16. 16
    Sandra says:

    Quizzling Clegg is probably taking orders from the 4th Reich.

    Clegg, Heseltine & Clarke – EU traitors.

    When we free ourselves every EU traitor that wants to surrender their British passport & leave for exile should be actively encouraged to do so.

    £50 million quid a day in payments to the EUSSR- yet we have British pensioners freezing to death here in the UK.

  17. 17
    Billy 'ubermensch' Bowden says:

    “It is the most sensual men who need to flee women and torment their bodies.”

  18. 18
    Rog says:

    Paddy Ashdown the former EU Commissioner.

    Y’know – the sort whose pension can be stopped if they ever say or do anything to upset or denigrate their EU masters.

    Never needs to be mentioned in the register of interests, though.

  19. 19
    Kronos says:

    euro fallen off a cliff today against the dollar and pound ….. I wonder why?

  20. 20

    No Mr Thpеaker, I haven’t finithed with him yet!

  21. 21
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ed, the voters disagree with you.

    It seems Ed is going to campiagn on a Pro EU ticket.

  22. 22
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Gordon Brown was 100% to sell off gold.

    I’ve just sold off my hoard,hence the drop today !

    Gold 1,662.90 -53.90 -3.14%

  23. 23
    Selohesra says:

    To be fair he’s been dealt a bum hand – he has to criticize the single most popular thing any PM has done since Thatcher wopped the Argies

  24. 24
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Clegg is probably getting sucked off by Nick Robinson

  25. 25
    chinky bear keeper says:

    feck off home to europe clegg

  26. 26
    Rotten bunch says:

    The Labour frontbench are so utterly punchable.

  27. 27
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    All a wee bit of sink or spin!

  28. 28
    Jimmy says:

    I don’t see the story. There’s an empty space next to Lightweight. What else is new?

  29. 29
    Really? says:

    Any noise from them is too much. Miliband’s speech was truly awful; there was no clearly building attack and his silly hand signals were the sort of thing sixth form debating societies are full of. Pillock.

  30. 30
    www.comparethemerkozy.com says:

    Milliband yet again displays his lack of grasp of financial matters – no doubt well briefed by Ubergauleiter Balls.

  31. 31
    Mr A. P. Niss. says:

    A drop of about 10 percent would constitute a “Black Monday”.

    I hope this helps.

  32. 32
    John says:

    He’s sitting in the room out back, sucking his thumb.
    Welcome to lake Nobody Cares….

  33. 33
    Labour flounder says:

    That was a rollicking good performance by Cameron. Miliband’s attempt to look tough was hilarious. His “No, Mr Spe-aker, I’m not finished with him yet” was like a boy scout trying to act like a marine.

  34. 34
    will says:

    If the FTSe having a bad day on the continent its even worse. So the french/German agreement has not gone down well with the markets who can spot a fudge when they see it. The Veto was right

    FTSE 100 5440.96 Down -88.25 -1.60%
    Dax 5813.67 Down -173.04 -2.89%
    Cac 40 3105.85 Down -66.50 -2.10%

  35. 35
    Ballymoney Boy says:

    Having a lunchtime pint with Charles Kennedy?

  36. 36
    MrAngry61 says:

    Yep, I accumulated.

  37. 37
    will says:

    Ed balls is worth at least 20 seats to the tories. lets hope they stick with him.

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    That’s the spirit Jimmy, we want to see more empty spaces when the weirdy beardies are conveniently not seen in the next election.

  39. 39
    Are all Labour supporters as thick as you? says:

    He was 100% right??

    He sold it at $256 per ounce, it’s now worth $1,662.90.

    Keep taking the tablets.

  40. 40
    Rat's arse says:

    Cat, did you say “get her” like I did? What a feckin blouse Millitw@t is!

  41. 41
    Kev says:

    Another spineless Lib Dumb Twat

  42. 42
    EdButLookBalls says:

    BBC News Live Text – a picture of retardED with the caption 1558: Ed Miliband in full flow. (Meaning is Ed Miliband in full flow, PISSING SHITE)!!!

  43. 43
    Tony M says:

    Like all cowards, he’s a two faced prick.

  44. 44
    Loungelizard says:

    Nobody quite understands exactly what he’s done but it’s bloody good.

  45. 45
    Clear the decks says:

    Go on Dave. Call a snap election in the new year. Labour don’t have a hope.

  46. 46
    Tony Bliar is a CUNT..... says:

    Clegg is a C.U.N.T…………Call a referendum on the EU, in or out……. Followed by a general election, get rid of the Libdums once and for all…….

  47. 47
    Well it's a thought says:

    Looks like Camby has seen how the polls are going, that other flat nosed person is really out of his depth.

  48. 48
    A Bloke of A Certain Age says:

    A labour MP currently speaking about incompetence, well good to see someone talking about a subject they are experts in.

  49. 49
    Are all Labour supporters as thick as you? says:

    If Cameron’s a lightweight for vetoing a Franco/German stitch-up, what does that make Ed “I’ll sign it! I’ll sign it!” Miliband?

  50. 50
    Hiding to nothing says:

    It’s the LimpDem way.

  51. 51
    MrAngry61 says:

    McShame in full flow – his voice infuriates me, and that’s not counting the Europhilic rubbish that he spouts!

  52. 52
    retardEd Miliband says:

    I relith the prothpect. I thall addreth the nation and win the voterth’ heartth and mindth, with my exprethive public thpeaking.

  53. 53
    Grandad and Grammar says:

    Your right, you’re.

  54. 54
    Rat's arse says:

    +100 Mr Angry. Odious is too nice a word for him.

  55. 55
    bergen says:

    So much for leading from the front. I was trying to remember who specialised in McCavity routines when bad news was announced. Some fellow from Kirkaldy who seems now to have disappeared entirely ,I think. Not a career to follow…..

  56. 56
    BillyBob... says:

    Time for the country to decide ? :)

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    No, he said “…fuck me, I’ve spoiled my panties again”!

  58. 58
    Wendy Bendy says:

    Forget stocks – looks at the bond yields. 10-year Italy up, Ireland at 8% and Greece priced at default 32%! They don’t think much of the EU Summit. Cameron is well out of it because the euro is finished.

  59. 59
    BillyBob... says:

    Oh not Paddy Pantsdown spouting verbal diarrhea ……. tit heed !

  60. 60
    Mornington Crescent says:

    From the Beeb: “Milly Dowler’s voicemail messages were “most likely” deleted automatically, says the Metropolitan Police.”

    If true, that nasty little 4×2 is going to have to do some serious apologising to the House and beyond for dancing on Dowler’s grave for his own advantage.

    Guido, please don’t let this one pass.

  61. 61

    Since there is a considerable risk of gender confusion on these threads, I might have thought the thought without using those very words (if indeed one employs actual words in thinking, another psychological minefield. ;-))

  62. 62
    Manuel says:

    ¿An ATM in the Commons?

  63. 63
    Peter Sallis says:

    He has clegged it to somewhere he would be more useful.

  64. 64
    Anon says:

    Looks like it was to much for Vince the castrated french pooddle as he has now disappeared from front bench

  65. 65
    Where's the gurning mong? says:

    Is Gordon in the house? Or is he jetting round the world spreading his halitosis for £30,000 an hour?

  66. 66
    Speed Camera says:

    Oi……that Mr Huhne got back quick from his “Climate (give me all of your) Change” jolly. Did he take a jet or did he (or his wife) drive back at an incredibly high speed. Ferkin’ large carb footprint either way if you ask me. T055er.

  67. 67
    Speed Camera says:

    Oi……that Mr Huhne got back quick from his “Climate (give me all of your) Change” jolly. Did he take a jet or did he (or his wife) drive back at an incredibly high speed. Ferkin’ large carb footprint either way if you ask me.

  68. 68
    nellnewman says:

    Neither do the libdems. The New Year would be a good time for an election.

  69. 69
    Archer Karcher says:

    If the likes of Pantsdown are against something, you can be pretty sure you are doing the right thing.
    That a man who has achieved so little and been so wrong on so many issues, is seen a some sort of wise old sage by the British media, tells you all you need to know regarding how useless the MSM have become in this country.

  70. 70
    nellnewman says:

    Nope he’s hiding in kirkcaldy again. The FSA have been demolishing him today for his rubbish bank regulations that led to the RBS collapse.

  71. 71
    Goddess, Empress, Dictator Frau Merkel says:

    I instructed my Cleggy hamster to prepare for Government and not worry about today. Sooner or later I will win as my Karachi Miliband poodle will be elected eventually.

  72. 72
    Rat's arse says:

    Aye?

  73. 73
    nellnewman says:

    If this is true – I thought that NI had paid out several £million to the d o w l e r s for this? What happens now?

  74. 74
    Mrs Clegg (Nicholas' mummy) says:

    Dear Mr Speaker,

    Little Nicky can’t come to parliament today because those big boys from the bigger school are bullying him.

    Last night he cried himself to sleep and so he’s very tired.

    I must also complain that the boys from Eton stole his PE kit and so he won’t we doing any games either.

    Yours,

    Nick Mrs Clegg

  75. 75
    Don't Sign On The Dotted Line says:

    He’s gone to a wife-swapping part with Sarkozy

  76. 76
    David Cameron says:

    Who is Nick

  77. 77
    Rat's arse says:

    Nell, is the BBC reporting this fact like Sky? I doubt it.

  78. 78
    Colin the Meek says:

    That’s a win for Clegg.

  79. 79
    nellnewman says:

    I think it is technically incorrect to refer to anything the beeb says as ‘reporting’.

    The leftwing rubbish they spout is too unprofessional and biased to fall into a proper journalism category.

  80. 80
    Ed Miliband says:

    Yeth I wath magnifithent today, I ripped and ripped new arthole after new arthole on Camerwon with my sthinging rebuketh. Hail me, masther of my virual univerth.

  81. 81
    Fred the Shred ( knighted by Gordon Brown ) says:

    I’m keeping my Knighthood and my big fat Pension.

    Cheers Gordon !

    Thanks also to Liebour’s ‘light touch regulation’ ! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
    Cheers Ed !!

  82. 82
    Mick Levi says:

    Oh dear, I seem to have taken a wrong turn.

  83. 83

    An example of what I was referring to followed your previous comment at 4:11 pm.

    It is a prime example of projection as the Anonymong him(her)self wears panties, an item that I never wear.

  84. 84
    Bruce Wayne says:

    Meanwhile, Miliprat is working hard to prove that he is complete fucking idiot.

  85. 85
    Lord Oaksulk says:

    Nick is our brilliant FibDem leader. He is sitting on my knee blubbing his little heart out. Ah, bless !!

  86. 86
    Don't Sign On The Dotted Line says:

    Sarkozy is leaving his wife at home

  87. 87
    Popeye says:

    Why are there so many liberals on the front bench, and I include Ken?
    Did Ken qualify because of his Euro-fanaticism?

  88. 88
    smoggie says:

    Yeth I’ll thign it. Then I’ll wead it. WHoopth ! Wrong way wound ! * tee hee*

  89. 89
    Bruce Wayne says:

    No, Clegg *is* a sulking child, he pulled a sulk after the AV vote, when the electorate told him to shove it up his arse too.

  90. 90
    bergen says:

    Rather surprisingly, Gavin Hewitt has a distinctly eurosceptic piece on the BBC news website.He needs to mind his back-that’s a P45 matter.

  91. 91
    Rat's arse says:

    :)

  92. 92
    Yummy says:

    What’s the name of the mp sitting right behind Osborne? She’s sitting next to Esther Macvey and has got nice legs and cleavage.

  93. 93
    Anonymous says:

    ! Squeak”…. cracking cheese Grommit

  94. 94
    FibBems says:

    Who called us ‘lickspittles’ ??

  95. 95
    Boy George says:

    I do like the funny facial expressions Osborne makes when taunting the labour frontbench.

  96. 96
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Before it gets deleted:

    What an insincere and opportunistic little shit.

  97. 97
    Billy Bob says:

    Last seen heading home again!

    http://horsforthletdownbyleeds.blogspot.com/

  98. 98
    smoggie says:

    It’s Nick’s job to keep Vince and Co. indignant but not so much that they quit. It’s Dave’s job to keep the bloodlust of the skeptics up but not so much that they call a leadership contest or indeed a referendum. Somehow they’ve kept the Coalition together and raised its popularity.

    Best double act since Cannon and Ball, mark my words.

  99. 99
    how lucky we are says:

    An incomplete idiot more like.

  100. 100
    David Minibanana says:

    You can almost feel the synthetic concern and sensitivity dripping from Red Ed.

    What a fucking plonker.

  101. 101
    Lab-ugh says:

    I think that you actually mean C U N T

  102. 102
    Nick Clegg's Handlers says:

    We can take you where we’re holding Mr Clegg, but you will be blindfolded and driven around aimlessly for an hour…

  103. 103
    Well it's a thought says:

    Im waiting to see what McVey says accotding to those lazy bstards don’t work for you, she voted to take us deeper in the dog dirt

  104. 104
    Dad says:

    The lights are going out all over Europe, and we ain’t putting a shilling in the meter.

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    Little Cleggy is like a semi-house-trained puppy in the Coalition Government. From time to time, he makes a Cleggypuddle somewhere, to get himself noticed. Then one of the grown-ups has to clean up the latest little Cleggymess.

    He has probably been put out in the yard of the House of Commons, and is now feeling very sorry for himself.

  106. 106
    Herman van Rumboy says:

    If Cameron and Cleggie are Cannon and Ball are Milibandwagon and Balls Little and Lard ?

  107. 107
    Nick Clegg's Handlers says:

    We can take you where we’re holding Mr Clegg, but you will be blindfolded and we will “take a circuitous route” aimlessly for an hour…

    (Forgot about a forbidden word.)

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    It’s official, scatty wears a thong!

  109. 109
    Atar says:

    Is it Eric Pickles?

  110. 110
    Cheese Lover says:

    I gather his real name is Denis Matyjaszek.

  111. 111
    Don't Sign On The Dotted Line says:

    They will be plugging into their windfarms once the wind has stopped blowing

  112. 112
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    But not disgruntled enough to take the bus home rather than his ministerial car.

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  114. 114
    John Bull. says:

    Clegg – yellow by nature as well as yellow by party colour!

  115. 115
    John Bull. says:

    Actually the Squeaker has been quite funny today.

  116. 116
    John Bull. says:

    Millipede actually managed to string a few words into sentences today.

  117. 117
    Uh,oh. says:

    Here, here!

  118. 118
    John Bull. says:

    Pantsdown is a disgrace as he was once a Royal Marines officer.
    The Corps is not proud of him.

  119. 119
    Rog says:

    Brave Sir Cleggy ran away
    Bravely ran away away
    When danger reared it’s ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled
    Yes, brave Sir Cleggy turned about
    And gallantly he chickened out
    Bravely taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat
    Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Cleggy!

    …With apologies to Monty Python

  120. 120
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Let’s give the Euro one more push and invite Eire back into the £.

  121. 121
    Brunel the Visionary says:

    Only about 100 MPs in the Chamber while Dave is explaining one of the most important decisions for years. Where are the other 500+ skiving bxstxrds?
    Running up yet more expenses and stuffing their various orifices no doubt.

  122. 122
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Calm down dear. BB has discovered irony He will now use it to destruction. :)

  123. 123
    Esmerelda says:

    Where’s (the) Wally ?

  124. 124
    Hootch says:

    Weak, Weak, Weak. Cameron probably has him dressed up in a Gimp outfit.

  125. 125
    www.comparethemerkozy.com says:

    Milliband minor has now reappeared in the Chamber, miraculously, without his balls.

  126. 126
    NelsonsGoodeye says:

    Clarke, Cable ‘n’ Huhne sitting side by side………there’s GOTTA be three better men Dave can find to fill those seats, surely?

  127. 127
    Fish says:

    Surprised that we havn’t heard from Neil (five pensions) Kinnock or his missus Lady (four pensions) Kinnock or their now Dankse (and EU beneficiary) son Stephen.

  128. 128
    Chris huhne says:

    I lowered by CO2 emissions by flying back in a private jet

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  130. 130
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    EdxEd is worth an election to the Tories. BTW, Mrs Balls gave a distinctly underwhelming performance at Home Office Q,s this pm. Outshone by Theresa of all people. Another Labour leadership candidate sinks slowly back into the swamp. The next lLabour PM is probably still in a private prep school somewhere.

  131. 131

    Where’s Clegg?

    No! No! No! – No Referendum! No Repatriation! No Safeguards!

    Twitter: @ukipwebmaster

  132. 132
    gs_schweik says:

    Just watched Clegg ‘explaining’ on Sky .
    He seems confused…and, er now..
    I know I bloody am

  133. 133
    John Kane says:

    Think the penny might have dropped that they have gone too far this time and had better be able to point to at least one piece of balanced reporting.

  134. 134
    pissed off voter says:

    shh! he’s not acting.

  135. 135
    it's gordons fault says:

    cleggie has taken the eurostar to see his EU friends and complain about the wicked wicked tories

  136. 136
    Edolf Balls says:

    Explaining what?

  137. 137
    MandyPickleSniffer says:

    Can someone pls help me on this one issue…Wasn’t able to catch it live, but I was watching the PM statement on the Euro veto on the computer a little while ago, then had the displeasure of watching Milliband’s hysterical ranting, but then the video stopped…so I never saw the PM’s retort.
    Going on to BBC iplayer, and other sites as well, the videos all seem to stop at that point. Are they afraid to show Cameron making the point (as I’m told he did) that Labour would also have vetoed the deal? Is the BBC scared to show Cameron challenging Milliband to declare whether he would’ve vetoed the deal or gone along with the rest of the lemmings? Does anyone have a link to the FULL proceedings? Much appreciated.

  138. 138
    Nemo says:

    Is Ken asleep while his leader is spouting, probably will ask Ken if the fun has started when its over

  139. 139
    Nemo says:

    should be Vince

  140. 140
    Nemo says:

    Well he did used to do do question time more than Cammers when everything was all nice cosy

  141. 141
    Nemo says:

    I get that feeling all the time

  142. 142
    gs_schweik says:

    Exactly

  143. 143
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Clegg will be gone by Easter.

  144. 144
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Watching Ed in action can anyone seriously believe that he could win a General Election.

  145. 145
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Well they’re certainly not the Chuckle Brothers.

  146. 146
    Cressida's Dick says:

    I like Kate Hoey. She may be on the ‘wrong’ side of the house but says what she feels. Unlike the 2 mong ‘colleagues’ behind her taking the piss whilst she was speaking.

  147. 147
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    One person who was there was that bloody old fool Dennis Skinner. I’m sure he just goes there to keep out of the cold. What I would like to know is, if he is the good socialist he professes to be why is he still occupying a parliamentary seat when well past pensionable age. Shouldn’t he be retired in favour of some younger unemployed idiot ?

  148. 148
    HenryV says:

    Labour were shite. Where do they get MPs from?

    I thought on several occasions that Ed Miliband had soiled himself…..

    Esther M. was looking lovely.

  149. 149
    dumb EU debate says:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/democracylive/hi/northern_ireland/default.stm

    Deep meaningful debate on the EU in the NI Assembly. Close these tinpot talking shops down

  150. 150
    Phil says:

    Certified copy :

    Dear Mr Speaker,

    Little Nicky can’t come to parliament today because those big boys from the bigger school are bullying him.

    Last night he cried himself to sleep and so he’s very tired.

    I must also complain that the boys from Eton stole his PE kit and so he won’t we doing any games either.

    Signed,

    My MUM

  151. 151
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Laurel and Hardy

  152. 152
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    That was our hero, Philip Davies, the genuinely honourable member for Shipley. Top man.

  153. 153
    Anonymous says:

    @84~~ Bruce,he can take it easy now;we have seen & heard enough evidence. No further proof is needed.

  154. 154
    Anonymous says:

    That wont bother Clegg.

  155. 155
    Handycock No1 Trougher in Parliament says:

    Or from four pensions me and two pensions my wife. The bottom line is, as I have said many times, principles go out of the window if they conflict with troughing.

  156. 156
    Lord Trombone says:

    kennedy does not drink

  157. 157
    Lord Trombone says:

    how do you say cnut in 5 languages?

    le clegg
    the clegg
    der clegg
    el clegg
    el cleggo
    etc

  158. 158
    Rog says:

    The Krankies.

  159. 159
    Rog says:

    Perhaps he’s trying to avoid his journey to the Lords.

    If he comes across as a thick, uncouth twat in the HoC, imagine his discomfitude draped in ermine, with all the others pointing and laughing at him.

  160. 160
    Chiswick Fresh-Horses says:

    Even less convincing than Blackadder’s bravado when challenging hairy Scots thug McAngus to a duel. “Haven’t finished with him yet” indeed. (“ah, ye’re all right. Tell ye the truth, a’m interested in the wugs. Specially the one with bird shit on it.”)

  161. 161
    Ein Berk(ov) says:

    Surely it is not de rigeur to ‘criticise’ anything/everything? If they like what the PM has done, why not simply say so? Criticising simply for the sake of it is daft.

  162. 162
    Ein Berk(ov) says:

    Take a punt you mean?

  163. 163
    Another Liverbird says:

    Eeh! Well said Sand. I like yer style.

  164. 164
    Another Liverbird says:

    Doeth he thing a thong of thickthpenth too?

  165. 165
    The Least of Bolsover says:

    Skinner looks more and more like a grotesque Regency political caricature.

  166. 166
    The Least of Bolsover says:

    Skinner looks more and more like a grotesque Regency political cartoon.

  167. 167
    Hi sailors! says:

    Apropos of which it is nice to see that the Canadians have told Kyoto to fug off. Just saved themselves a few hundred million dollars in the process.

    D.Cam please note….

  168. 168
    Key Yoto says:

    Byee!

  169. 169
    Key Yoto says:

    Here in darkest Asia, the Beeb covered live both Cameron and Milliband’s pontifications sans interruption. But as soon as Cameron stood up to respond to the Milispeech, two pompous beeboid women butted in to exchange views/commentary on what Milli had just said – thereby avoiding the need to let the world hear the PM’s response to the Militirade. They really are a bunch of [grapes] aren’t they? Happily though we do not pay their tax extortion.

  170. 170
    Key Yoto says:

    Hammer and (make you) sick(le)

  171. 171
    Gordon Brown MP (part time) says:

    I agree with Nick and cannot be bothered to turn up for work either. At least I have an excuse …. Kryptonite on the local beach. Did you miss me?

  172. 172
    Left Hook says:

    Is the one below ‘lightweight’ not ‘featherweight’.

  173. 173
    Key Yoto says:

    Hi! I made exactly the same point at 169 above. Funny that…

  174. 174
    No to Franco-German Empire says:

    Then don’t let the little muppet back in again!

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    Ex Voter says:

    Whilst the rest of the House of Commons was debating the Euro “veto”, Cleggy was in a room on his own complaining about isolation. You couldn’t make it up could you?

  176. 176
    EU will obey. says:

    Patten of The Brussels Broadcasting Corporation should be suspended until after the General Election, he is obliged to censor news in favour of the EU or loose his pension.

  177. 177
    Brunel the Visionary says:

    Give the Protland back to the Pikeys. Rebuild Hadrian’s Wall with machine gun posts. Demolish the Severn Bridges. If we don’t want any of our City of London taxes flowing to Europe, why pay for these idle provincial scroungers?

  178. 178
    Bulldog Drummond says:

    Can’t wait for GE leadership debates they will have a field day with Clegg over this. What a cowardly piece of stuff you scrape off the bottom of your shoe. Limp Dems is far to nice a phrase for them. Have a GE and combine this with a referendum NOW.

  179. 179
    Bulldog Drummond says:

    FTSE better than the rest. As the lady said “you can’t buck the market” full stop.

  180. 180
    ilove Nadine says:

    “Yellow.”
    I knew that was the LibDems Party colour.
    Now we know it runs all down their Leaders back.

  181. 181
    SarumSea says:

    It’s the EU pension.
    It is distorting everything.
    Can Guido let us know how many of our “legislators” are ham-strung by their greed?

  182. 182
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, funny you should post the same thing EIGHT HOURS LATER! Clown!

  183. 183
    John Sage says:

    If I was David Cameron, I would ask Clegg to go over to Europe and help his pals in France sort out their problems-for 4 years if possible.


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