December 9th, 2011

Brillo’s Rave


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Smith stole 1ook plus of taxpayer and is taking more public money vis BBC , it aint cricket.

  2. 2
    God says:

    Very strange – she appeared to be clawing at an imaginary window!

  3. 3
    nellnewman says:

    Well we just have to be glad she’s not anywhere near the reins of government any longer don’t we!!

  4. 4
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    Brillo looks like he’s throwing similar moves to Jacqui’s hubby when he watches his dvds.

  5. 5

    Now we can see why Mr Timney decided to watch some dvds instead of go up to the bedroom and watch that thing walrusing around in a short nightie.

  6. 6
    Prometheus says:

    Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that Brillo appears to have gone to the same stylist as Silvio Berlusconi ?

  7. 7
    Simon says:

    Dear God.


  8. 8
    Brillo is worth the licence fee alone says:

    I saw this last night. I was in stitches. Portillo’s expressions are hilarious.

  9. 9
    Chucky, saviour of the nation says:

  10. 10
    weybridgeman says:


  11. 11
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    So thats what happened at Neos party last night………

  12. 12
    pissed off says:

    Why are you showing this? I switched over early last night to avoid it.

  13. 13
    The Shamen says:

    E’s are good, E’s are good, he’s Ebeneezer Goode.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Billy, stop stalking the little bogbrush, it’s unseemly FFS.

  15. 15
    Citi Boi! says:

    All these histronics over the fact Mervyn told Davey boy the EU will be getting downgraded regardless of what it does, better to save the UK’s triple AAA than try and be another one of the fall guys for France and Germany.

    Hence why did the Frogs so nakedly grasp the IMF after DSK got discredited because they knew how much shit they where in and needed an agent with the hands on the tiller prepared to bail them out.

    Hence why France and Germany have so nakedly made these grasping power grabs in the EU recently without even the modesty of democracy.

    The Frogs know they are doomed and reality will soon hit the thick Germans when they are left paying for the whole she bang on their own.

  16. 16

    I am just not going to hit that play button.

    Cat’s aren’t that curious ffs.

    That is all.

  17. 17
    Aciiiiiiid says:

  18. 18
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Except you didn’t show the bit where Brillo goes on about that time of night and it’s Babestation time.

    Me thinks 5 bellies Smiff’s husband is probably knocking one out over Babestation whilst him Missus is getting her £200 off the BBC.

    Has she paid back the 100k she stole yet?

  19. 19
    AC1 says:

    “The UK is as isolated as somebody who refused to join the Titanic just before it sailed” Terry Smith on Radio 4

  20. 20
    AC1 says:

    Ah I see Guido saw that one too.

  21. 21
    thief says:

    She disgusts me.

  22. 22
    pissed off voter says:

    Spot on. Found guilty by her peers of stealing from the public purse and rejected by the electorate at the first opportunity but the BBC continue to give her a platform, pay and expenses FROM PUBLIC FUNDS – and the public have no say whatsoever.

    Way past time the BBC was privatised.

  23. 23
    Billy Blowjob is the most housebound invalid ever! says:

    I’ve now posted my 795 trillionth comment on this site.

  24. 24
    confused says:

    Has Old Holborn changed his mind after Dave’s stance Guido or is he still adamant at quitting the country?
    He mentions re-housing to sunnier climes- in his ‘Back to Basics’ December 7th article.

  25. 25
    Comedy Flashback says:

    Dennis Pennis confronts Tony Benn, Michael Howard and Virginia Bottomley.

  26. 26
    ex-Tory says:

    Not just the BBC. LBC gave her a radio show for a while. Don’t forget her scam, where she was using community service offenders to paint her house. The media are in cohorts with the champagne socialist set. Total c*nts the lot of them.

  27. 27
    Agent X says:

    Indeed – I don’t fancy his much!

  28. 28
    AC1 says:

    The BBC is so good, we can only fund it via extortion.

    Once we leave the E.U.S.S.R. we can leave the immoral extortion-funded broadcasting model behind as well.

  29. 29
    Denis Macshame says:

  30. 30
    Agent X says:

    I think I would be taking Portiloo on a Section 136 to the nearest trick cyclist facility

  31. 31
    AC1 says:

    France is going to go down 2 rungs.

  32. 32
    AC1 says:

    They’ll be no Satisfaction to bring you back.

  33. 33
    Engineer says:

    Just imagine the result if a Beeboid had refilled the green-room sugar bowls with another white substance, and you won’t be too far away.

    I did hit the play button.

    I wish I hadn’t.

  34. 34
    Centre Parting says:

    Smith is the new Abbott…..

  35. 35
    Jacqui rymes with cacki says:

    I bet Fat Jaqui’s arse takes some wiping

  36. 36
    AC1 says:

    Funny how this sort of comedy was absent from 1997-2009…

    Except Monkey Dust.

  37. 37
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

  38. 38
    Agent X says:

    Or crabbing falling taxpayers cash

  39. 39
    Engineer says:

    Has Denis MacShane repayed the excess expenses he looted from the taxpayer?


    In that case, his mutterings have no validity. He is a thief.

  40. 40

    Isn’t Andy sweet when he’s in love?

  41. 41
    Agent X says:


    And why didn’t spitting image come back too…

    much to keep them going in the 1997-2009 years

  42. 42

    watch that thing walrusing around in a short nightie

    What a great line, bravo sir!

  43. 43
    Citi Boi! says:

    For now

  44. 44
    C'est le fini says:

    Sarkozy has already lined up his alibi and will blame “les rosbifs” for his own incompetence and every little hiccup in the future will the fault of the City of London..Meanwhile markets distinctly uniimpressed with the so-called Summit to save the Euro and the ECB has politely told Markozy to “Fuck Off” if they think they’re gonna be buying up toxic eurozone debt anytime soon

  45. 45
    Ear Trumpet says:

    Company Board members and Directors will be required to disclose their salaries and renumeration packages, but BBC staff and their valuable “talent” can retain a cloak of secrecy. Anyone spot the stupidity? BBC have been pushing the LibDem-Labour line but are steadfast in their refusal to provide information. Always claiming for more money for their bottomless pit of waste. Why not disclosure? The tv license tax amounts to theft.

    Thrift ideas:
    Stop 24 hour TV broadcasting and duplication of news, politics, luvvie crap. Radio 5live needs a thorough overhaul and a more neutral apolitical stance.
    Scrap Radio 1 and trim the rest. Radio 7 has been destroyed in the last revamp. Who no listens to Radio 4extra…. extra cost, that’s all.

  46. 46
    Dr Longdongle says:

    Throwing shapes ?? well how about Throwing some cash around by repaying her stolen and embezzled public funds!

  47. 47
    SouthEastVoter says:

    dont Scrap Radio 1 – sell it off

  48. 48
    trundle says:

    Disgusting yes, but also a fascinating exercise in blind incompetence and grasping moral corruption all protected by a moated-in political bigotry of the sort that is now quite common. The giants of the recent past, including the great leaders of the Labour party, would be unable to comprehend just how it is that pygmies such as Smith could ever have flourished. I am sure that writers like Defoe or even Hugo would have had a field day describing her.

    Correction , I retract that slur on pygmies, more like a worm

    but then worms have dignity———————

  49. 49
    They're ALL Disgusting! says:

    and Costello, rolled into one.

  50. 50

    19th Nervous Breakdown more likely.

  51. 51
    AC1 says:

    Scrap radio 1,2,3,4.

    Subscription only.

  52. 52

    Engineer, I have made dozens of mistakes in my life.

    Don’t they say that experience is when you come to recognise that you have just made the same mistake as you did last time?

    Just for once, I seem to have got it right.

  53. 53
    Mike Lewis says:

    The thieving cow should be in jail:the BBC obviously don’t give a shit about her stealing fron the taxpayer.

  54. 54
    Brown Shit St@in. says:

    This Week is dumbed down crap. Stopped watching it a while back.
    Thank god I don’t pay my licence fee. Who wants to waste money on Jaqui Scrounging Smith. The fat lump of shit can Jog On.

  55. 55
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Brillo’s totty is definitely getting older and rougher, as is he. Has anyone got a reminder of the younger ladies he used to comfort?

  56. 56
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    That’s definitely Cool for Cat(s)!

  57. 57
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    No Billy we’ve counted and omitted the posts from fakes. You’re one thousand and one short of 795 trillion!

  58. 58
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Anybody who pisses off the French to the point where they moan about it on the record must be doing at least something right.

  59. 59
    This is mad Britain says:

    I wanted to watch Brillo but after two minutes of that vacuous Widow Twanky Smith I just had to switch off, she is truly revolting both physically and mentally.

  60. 60
    Disco Biscuit says:

    It’s not quite Human Traffic, but it is quite funny :o)

  61. 61
    Spartacus says:

    like the electorate, we would prefer to see that nice mrs lumley instead of that fat thief jaky.
    (hubby richard is a geologist, but we cant all be perfect).

  62. 62
    Hugh Janus says:


    Just pitiful.

  63. 63
    Hugh Janus says:

    Excellent line! I’m still chuckling over that one. And Call Me Dave has finally grown a pair, too. What a day.

  64. 64
    Hugh Janus says:

    Yes, and now that we are in the slow lane, we cannot be expected to go on being fleeced by the EU. Waht’s the current figure? £14bn? And soon rising to £35bn pa? I think our new-found status demands a tiny fraction of these sums, for the corrupt, profligate and undemocratic EU.

  65. 65
    David laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    Forget shapes, how about the £100,000 she stole from the taxpayer. Why is the BBC giving her more money to appear on a BBC show? Corrupt woman should be in jail for false accounting.

  66. 66
    Apathy Rising says:

    Maybe she’s after a panto to do like a previous incumbent ?

    “The ex-Home Office minister (Ann Widdecombe) will take a role in a production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs”

    Though having to perform with seven Sarkozy impersonators would be tough to swallow.

  67. 67
    David Cartwright says:

    Shows why Richard Smith-Timney watched TelevisionX!

  68. 68
    Pamela Bordes says:

    Andrew’s standards have declined, haven’t they? What’s most outrageous about Smith is that her husband could have downloaded top quality porn for nothing and wanked himself into a dry husk yet he chose to charge the taxpayer!

  69. 69
    Dan says:

    When I see Jackie S on TV I literally feel the sick rising in my throat. Her, Jowell, Harman, Blears, all the now-exposed NuLab lot…..not an honest nor competent person among them. Politics at it’s very UGLIEST.

  70. 70
    BBC Auditor says:

    Tony Blair did not allow Spitting Images to be continued.
    God Brown verified it.

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