Chris Huhne will get to spend one more Christmas a free man.
The Sunday Times have lodged an appeal against Essex Police’s request to obtain emails. What is contained in those emails could push the CPS decision one way or the other.
This won’t be in front of a judge until January 20…
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Lord Tebbit has his say on ‘aggressive homosexuals’:
“Why shouldn’t a mother marry her daughter? Why shouldn’t two elderly sisters living together marry each other? I quite fancy my brother!”
Google-eyed-Dave
The bigger they are the………………….
True….. but it is taking too long.
He will be able to pollute your Country with more windmills in the meantime. Now where are my Cameron and Sakozy poodles and my Cleggy hamster.
Yeah and thanks for giving Africa £1bn to help them cope with climate change c’unty.
Some (T)ime(s) Huhne…
We will get you, YOU LYING CORRUPT BASTARD
Huhne’s delusions are off the radar now.
Oh look here comes the No 7 BUS.
SCRUUUUUNCH !
Ow, that ones going to smart in the morning.
Was that Boris at the wheel?
Have you seen the pictures of the windmills on fire in Scotland? Wind was too strong for them so they spun faster until they melted the alternators. Bad for the environment and bad for health and safety! Will we have to dismantle them all now? Nature strikes a blow for the environment!
Opened by the Prime Mongster Jonah himself perchance?
They were obviously placed in the wrong place, they should have placed one in the HoP with all that continuous hot air being spouted also it could have been used in reverse for when all the vacuous nonsense is being spouted.
Merry xmas!
http://news.stv.tv/scotland/west-central/286170-wind-turbine-bursts-into-flames-as-hurricane-force-winds-hit-scotland/
Oh the humanity.
Shut your fuckin’ face! Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!
Windmills good. Windmills good!
You’re just a climate-change denier, shut your face. Shut it.
Chris stop tilting at windmills
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/57212000/jpg/_57212371_fireturbine.jpg
Windmills like this one in Ardossan today?
Windmills arn’t they just the greatest invention ever ?
only one thing ,If it’s a bit windy
This happens !
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/08/article-2071633-0F1B4D7000000578-392_964x642.jpg
as long as we let these fuckin idiots tell us whats best for us , it will never get any better !
It is taking too long but he would never ever come back from a guilty verdict – a repeat, repeat, repeat liar.
All I want for Christmas is for the smug c**t Huhne to be found guilty and humiliated.
Pleeeease Santa.
I could poo on his carpet, sir. Would that make you feel better?
I have said again and again here that not one glove will be landed on Huhne.
He is too well connected.
I will eat my top hat (every true Tory has one) if this man ever gets sent down.
Its not a sending down offence.
Even if he’s found guilty, its still spinable as “the judge did not believe the evidence.” So the judge made a mistake. ‘of course i had to accept the verdict and pay the fine, that is British justice’
“but you think it was a miscarriage of justice?”
‘I do..but its all water under the barrier..lets get back to talking about my new plan for solar powered trains..they will run on most sunlit days and they only cost three times what a normal train does. we’re lucky its so sunny in this country. We haven’t quite worked out tunnels and clouds and fog yet, but never mind..We’ve got to hit our EU, made up to look good against the Americans, targets, haven’t we….brrrrrrmmmmmmm”
Quite so Bill. I realise this isn’t an actual sending down matter, but if he even gets 150 hours of community service my topper will still be on the menu.
There will be no serious ramifications for Huhne. There never are for people like him.
Surely Huhne is at risk of the far more serious charge of perverting the cause of justice? That must be an imprisonable offence if proved. Fingers crossed, anyway.
Sadly I think you are right. If there was a God Huhne would be getting friendly with Bubba about now, but as it is he will get away with this with no sanction.
Thinks God is dealing with Scotland at mo
Can’t be – God would do a thorough job.
age of austerty and all that?
Coming shortly
British PM David Cameron sells Great Britain to Merkosy just too look good in Europe
Fuck the British who pay his wages
124 Oh, come on! OE’s, like us, don’t actually SELL things: terribly declasse (vulgar, to you). No, I was thinking more… give it away, actually.
Justice delayed is justice denied! Charge the bastard now, try him and lock him up!
I think the fact that they hace released an appeal against releasing emails means they have something to hide. Its amazing how those with money can spin to avoid justice.
Joe or Jo Bloggs would have been in court a long time ago. When you look at the fuss about journos hacking a few celebs phones and then this clown who tells us what to do spinning like a top to avoid justice
It doesnt sit well with ordinary people
“THERE IS NO MEANS OF AVOIDING THE FINAL COLLAPSE OF A BOOM BROUGHT ABOUT BY CREDIT EXPANSION. THE ALTERNATIVE IS ONLY WHETHER THE CRISIS SHOULD COME SOONER AS A RESULT OF A VOLUNTARY ABANDONMENT OF FURTHER CREDIT EXPANSION, OR LATER AS A FINAL OR TOTAL CATASTROPHE OF THE CURRENCY SYSTEM INVOLVED”
Ludwig von Mises
Smart guy!
Eventually someone had to do it.
It aint right, one law etc
enjoy the party tonight Guido and Neo
Are H a r r y and Peter getting a few tinnies in tonight then, dear?
In a way that’s a good thing. He will not be able to enjoy christmas or the new year, without pangs of guilt and dread. I hope it’s ruined for him.
“guilt”, you must be joking, these people do not give a sh*t. They think they are above the law of the land.
The end justifies the means – hundreds of millions dead, trillions in debt, misery, penury, and utter hopelessness, but the promise of a leftist welfare state at the end.
Meanwhile champagne socialists secure a concrete gold plated future.
Meanwhile champagne socialists secure a concrete gold plated future for themselves.
There.
Fixed it.
And let it be just one Christmas.
Windmills, wind farms, windmills blah blah blah blah
Sectioned under the Health Act would be an appropriate course of action.
Windmills
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/57214000/jpg/_57214157_wind_turbine_billy_muir.jpg
Windmills
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/57212000/jpg/_57212369_fireturbine304.jpg
Suspect they will be even less popular after today…
Make ‘Engineer’ a protected title
http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/6271
I remember when those of us who worked on cars were called Motor Mechanics/Fitters. Some years ago the Colleges started turning out ‘Technicians’. The Apprentices were still useless but insisted they be called by their new title.
Sounds good to me.
By the way, there should be no shame in being a fitter, welder, mechanic or similar. These are skilled trades, and should be respected as such.
Only those who are ‘chartered’ should be called engineer. Simple.
Not a bad idea
‘Fitter’? Skilled trade?
As in ‘remove broken bit and replace with new piece from factory’? That sort of fitter? A Kwit-Fit fitter?
Not what I’d call ‘skilled’ at all engineer.
“Fitter” is now an outmoded term. All major companies now have multi-skilled technicians commonly referred to as engineers. Generally they are qualified to do mechanical, electrical, welding work with some computer proficiency thrown in. They also have to work on heating and compressed air systems. Has anyone seen the complexity of modern wrapping machines for example? I’d guess few people here have ever worked in a modern production environment – the lack of knowledge is evident. It’s no longer a question of a cog here and a cog there.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A panda blown into the blades of a wind turbine.
In Ardrossen been so windy one turbine has burst into flames !
Going a little too fast perhaps? just like Huhne….
And another has blown over, thus adding the “not deep enough” (foundations) part.
Still, each dead turbine means one less FIT payment to some Jock landlord…
Still, each dead turbine means one less FIT payment to some Jock landlord
Don’t bet on it. He’ll get his money somehow – Alex Salmond will see to that.
Thats the problem with British Law & Justice – MPs & Muslims seem immune to the Laws of the Land that the majority all have to follow.
seem? are.
Don’t forget Pikeys as well.
A rioting pikey muslim mp (lab) would be practically godlike in the eyes of the guardian.
92 ‘rioting pikey muslim mp…’ I love it! I can just see him now, parking his caravan in Parliament Square, bringing his 103 wives and 5,000 grandchildren, plus assorted vicious-looking dogs into the HoP, taking over all the galleries, demanding that breast-feeding facilities be made available, and that his dogs need to be fed – regularly… and on fillet-steak. The youngsters (little rascals! c. K. Clarke) will be removing anything vaguely saleable, and ‘chaining’ it back out, while the on-duty Copper ‘happens’ to be looking the other way. Vanessa Redgrave will arrive and make an impassioned speech, demanding that we treat these people decently, before returning to her mansion (Marxmount?)… teams of Social Workers will be instantly drafted in to monitor – non-judgementally, of course – the complex inter-familial relationships. Unite will swoop in, signing up the whole tribe for corporate membership – waiving all dues. Burco and his Boiler will invite them round… to Portcullis House. Parliament will be adjourned (as it was in ‘The Great Stink’), Ministers being accommodated at The Dorchester, M.P.s at Claridges and The Savoy… The Grindyerown will question why The Royal Family has not opened its doors to welcome this latest facet of vibrant Multiculturalism at work, while, from her little place in an impoverished Mediterranean country, Polly will pour forth a few hundred deeply-felt words, assuring readers that she is facing Mecca, while she writes…
This is quite amusing:
Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife.
Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut by 25% this February, from 72 to only 60. The rationale for the cut was the increase in recent years of the number of suicide bombings and a subsequent shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
The suicide bomber’s union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (BOOM) responded with a statement that this was unacceptable to its members and immediately balloted for strike action. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, “Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don’t ask for much in return, and to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth.”
Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, in which he currently resides, Al Qaeda CEO Osama bin Laden II explained, “We sympathize with our workers concerns, but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace.” Thanks to Western depravity there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It’s a straight choice between reducing expenditure and laying people off. I don’t like cutting wages but I’d hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won’t be able to blow themselves up.”
Spokespersons for the Union in the north east of England , Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the strike would not affect their operations, as “there are no virgins in their areas anyway.”
Apparently the drop in the number of suicide bombings has been put down to the emergence of Scottish singing star Susan Boyle – now that Muslims know what an actual virgin looks like, they are not so keen on going to paradise anymore.
+10
Well. I’m on side.
The Hulne saga seems unending – if the ConDems won’t force him out then perhaps his constituents should plan a recall. But he’s not going to prison for a driving offense or even persuading his wife to accept the penalty, British politics doesn’t work like that.
British politics doesn’t work.
I can vouch for that.
Yep I agree it doesnt work.
A law for ordinary people, and a seperate law for the elite.
I saw they are planning a hugely increased tariff for murdering a transexual person. I Have nothing aginst gays, trannies etc but why is murdering an ordinary person a ” lesser” offence in terms of sentencing?
Surely we should be all equal before the law including Huhne
Mind you when the filth charge one of their own — the amount of spinning, wriggling us unbelievable— truely applalling
Its not a fair world
It would cheer us up if Huhne boy had to pick up the soap.
Guido Please make it happen
Well said Mike. How many times do you have to tell them that Chris is under my protection and therefore will not be prosecuted as charges will not be brought by the CPS. Also the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner will not investigate as he has no powers. Boaz.
Jahbulon, your Royal Highness. I must take you for a spin in my new Range Rover Evoque.
At least we have an elected Prime Minister.
Unlike Greece and Italy.
Only for as long as he does as he is told.
I don’r think this good.
All this talk of an EU-wide Todger Tax has me worried. It can only go up in the end.
Hopefully it will be a cold and windless Christmas so that the fuckwit Huhne’s lunatic green ecomentalist energy bullshit is highlighted to the greatest audience possible.
Fenbeagle has some excellent cartoons about Huhne and the ecomentalists here
http://fenbeagleblog.wordpress.com/
Get ready David Davis your time has come.
If Wavey Davey doesn’t come back with a Swiss style free trade agreement and guarantee of no Tobin tax then you will be the new Tory leader and prime minister
What if he just doesn’t come back?
Don’t raise our hopes.
Or Boris?
No. Boris is another Bullingdon toff.
Davis is a man of the people.
Grrr, hurry up and get rid of the man who supports useless eyesore wind turbines. Mind you, have found one picture of them I like. No 13 (unlucky for some!) here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-16094360
I thought those things were designed for windy days
No, there designed to line the pockets of lying cun”ts.
Aye, with wind like yesterday you’d have thought we’d have stored up enough power for the whole of next year.
But it turns out the toy windmills burst into flames in too much wind. For fuck’s sake.
I like all of them. God has spoken but what have the Scots done to receive his wrath.
The white flag of surrender is flying over Edinburgh zoo. Rejoice!
She obviously knows what GOrDon has done.
errrrrr that makes no sense
“The Sunday Times have lodged an appeal against Essex Police’s request to obtain emails”
…So the ST are not prepared to give the cops the evidence…funny that… could it be coz its made up nonsense care of Tory HQ ISP…OH DEAR
The left is full of perpetual adolescents.
Because when they grow up they join the Conservative party
Nah – the source is obviously detailed in the ‘Sent From’ box. Wonder which little weasel that was? Let’s give him a dead dog for Xmas.
You’re new here, aren’t you?
Labour Lost.
Moussa – in case it escaped your notice, it’s a newspaper we’re dealing with here. They always take disclosure requests as far as appeal on principle. Nothing to see here – carry on.
Oh, BTW. Labour lost. Get over it.
Oh so Murdoch is helping the coalition hoping to be let off. They’d sell their grandmothers for a tenner so I expect he will be. Multiple sets of Hunts
One rule for them…daresay I wouldn’t get this kind of provarication on deciding to haul me into court
I think we are supposed to forget about it.
DO ME A FAVOUR
David Wooding all over the airwaves today whining about the leveson inquiry. Can some one please tell this twat to please go F*UCK HIMSELF
I would rather tell you to go fuck yourself if I’m honest.
Mody Mody Mod Mod
Could be a long wait Moussa.
Christmas party.
I’m all for this. Can you imagine how Huhne suffers every morning?
Wakes up, floats in a sea of bliss for 3-4 seconds then his brain dumps the fact that his cushy life is going to end the second that the CPS moves to prosecute.
couldnt happen to a slimier, self obsessed, career to55er
How many months have you been harping on about this Guido… I told you 6 months go it was a none starter
Where have you been? Tom Watson’s been going mental!
Get over to CIF and do 200 words on Millie Dowler before he sits on you.
I see no obvious reason for the inclusion of the words “been” or “going” in that sentence.
The jock pandas must be wondering what they have done to deserve this. There they were in China, happily munching away on bamboo shoots, and all of a sudden they are carted off to jockland, battered by 150 mph winds and unable to understand a word of jockanese.
The Chinese government should be done for animal cruelty. The wicked malicious bastards
The poor pandas have been bamboozled.
they seemed fine when I took them their deep fried mars bars and bottle of buckie.
129 I’ cou’ nae h’ bin the bashed neeps, kale, an’ Haggis, all served wi’ Ayreshire Bacon, now, coul’ it?
‘The Sunday Times have lodged an appeal against Essex Police’s request to obtain emails.’
Don’t understand.
‘The Sunday Times have lodged an appe@l against Essex Police’s request to obtain emails.’
Don’t understand.
The police want the e-mails from the Times.
Spelling’s improved, Bill.
I love you. Any chance of a bit over Christmas?
Thanks for telling us about the new thread, Billy. You really are a selfish c’unt, dear.
Thank you old lady. I suppose thats why my sexy-life consists of rogering a carboard box with a picture of Neo’s bum painted on it.
*Chokes on anonymous willy*
… has such a huge willy darling.
*gags*
♫ ♪ Have yourself a homosexual Christmas now ♫ ♪
Huhne can wait until next Xmas
Why Did the BBC call a bendy bus a double decker?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-16085550
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Double%20Decker%20Blumpkwich
This won’t be in front a judge…. ever.
Ed, Latest just in. *The leeth Poleeth Dissmissuth uth*
“You’re leaving me, Chris? After I went and took the rap for you?”
“Yeah– that’s the way it goes sometimes, Doll Face!”
“You’ll live to regret those words, Chris; that’s not a threat, that’s a promise!”
“OOOHHH, look, I’m so scared– come off it, babe, you ain’t gonna do diddly-squat when the chips are down!”
“Keep telling yourself that, buster, you might believe it someday!”
Or words to that effect.
The rats fell on Huhne in a scrabbling spray of claws and sharp incisors. With his eyes torn out and a sleek black rodent hanging from one bleeding cheek flap, he screamed in agony as more implacable scavengers fed greedily on his tongue.
Excellent imagery and prose as usual Mr Herbert.
The smell of the rats and their damp soiled fur and their frantic scurryings hither and thither over his face and in and out of his tumescent groin at first bought terror to Huhne but as he succumbed he felt a palpable urge and softened to the solid sweet toothache pain sensation. The remains of his tongue tasted his agressors’ rancid fur and they burrowed into his mouth. His eyes lit up inside with green fire and the hairs on his back stood up and crackled.
He was falling backwards, into enormous depths, away from the rats. He was still strapped in the chair, but he had fallen through the floor, through the walls of the building, through the earth, through the oceans, through the atmosphere, into outer space, into the gulfs between the stars — always away, away, away from the rats. He was light years distant, but Clegg was still standing at his side. There was still the cold touch of wire against his cheek. But through the darkness that enveloped him he heard another metallic click, and knew that the cage door had clicked shut and not open.
I can count to potato!
Chris was was disgusted by the horrid sensation of the rats on his face. The feeling of his eyes bobbing and dangling against his torn cheeks only made him even more cross.
“If only McSquitty, my faithful Scots Terrier were here” he thought. He’d make short work of these dashed rodents – “but he’d probably gobble up my eyeballs as well” he reflected.
Can’t someone leak them?
I’m sure there is an ex NotW chap with time on his hands who could hack into systems and get them
Charge the Times with obstructing the course of justice.
Huhne he?
Olympic Torch to visit Dublin !! U have got to be Kidding me, this is a bigger joke than Huhne
What has he got on the Essex police?
Churchill? Hardly
Thatcher? No way
No, just Cameron hoping and ifing.
“I will be doing my best for Britain and I hope that if we get a good deal that will be good for Britain. But if I can’t get what I want, I will have no hesitation in vetoing a treaty at 27 because I am not going to go to Brussels and not stand up for our country.”
So very worst tax in the world (the Tobin tax) gets approval.
Not in my name.
Laura Tobin, surely?
Prescott speak
Rusty already has a template for his speech after Friday’s agreement. It goes like this:
“The settlement of the Eurozone problem, which has now been achieved is, in my view, only the prelude to a larger settlement in which all Europe may find peace. This morning I had another talk with the German Chancellor, Frau Merkin, and here is the paper which bears her name upon it as well as mine (waves paper to the crowd – receiving loud cheers and “Hear Hears”). Some of you, perhaps, have already heard what it contains but I would just like to read it to you …“
lol too true
Solvency for our time!
Don’t you actually mean ‘dissolvency’? That would be a lot nearer the mark.
In original aubergine and gold
54 bhp @ 6500 rpm
1260 inch-pounds of torque @ 4750 rpm
140dB
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Several careful owners
$12,750
07906277406
theres also a concord engine for sale somewhere , presumbebly will be snapped up by someone on bouneville salt flats communter belt
Bourneville Salt Flats, the home of those trying to beat the World Shit Record.
That must be where they house the kraftsmen.
Do you supply anything to soak up the leaking oil?
One kind of law for Emma West another for Chris Huhne
Oh Yus,it just to be “Black Thursday” and the word on the street is that we are going to welcome in “Black Friday”
FTSE 100 5483.77 Down -63.14 -1.14%
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You “welcome in” Black Friday every Friday.
And Black Monday every Monday.
And Black Tuesday every etc etc
Change the record, you boring cunt. You’re always always wrong.
As long as Billy is shorting and making money each time then leave the chap alone in his celebrations.
162 Sorry – bit hard of hearing. Got the ‘Sh’ and the ‘ting’. Missed the bit between… the ….. …… I said, THE VOWEL SOUND!
No Christmas ceasefire for the mother on the Croyden tram.
They did not need a trial to put her in prison over Christmas.
Why is this rich politician not treated by the same Court as the poor?
I cant say i liked her vile swearing in front of kid , but prison is so wrong to plit em up ,
Nobody can but CCTV evidence is usually edited for the desired result. The previous case showed an accident as a deliberate act.
Good evening here is the wether and fishing news for the Eurozone
Winds gusting over 5 star lunch , debt high but unevenly spread , sirens making noise for immediate new treaty , didnt fix roof when sun was shining , now expecting everyone else to pick up tab for for high spending and corruption .
Merkel and Sarkosy are like a couple of dodgy salesmen pressurising an old lady to immediately sign on the dotted line in order to secure some over-priced piece of useless old tat.
Anyone here have a good cure for piles?
I’ve tried Boots but they only make it worse.
Have you tried deep heat?
Anusol.
Drop by my surgery. We have a cute litle gizmo that deals with these things in a jiffy.
yes! A Scottish windmill has exploded
Wish it was a Scottish First Minister.
Get drunk. Fuck the bearings.
Right. Scotland. Storms. Now where is that bastard Jimmy?
Sieg Heil Jimmy !!
Jimmys not Scottish, he is another of Guidos made up characters.
God trumps The Truth (whatever the hell you think that might be.)
Fuck Off.
With all of the squillions of weekly page views, why would Guido need to invent him? Besides, I’ve seen Jimmy posting on other sites too – it’s a little far fetched to think that G/NeoG do that.
SUBJECT: Huhne Huhne (not long now)
A psycho was driving his car
Exceeding the limit by far
The points were quite tricky
So he said it was Vicky
And lied to stay energy Czar.
The person wot drove it woz Huhney
He gassed it when spyin a coony
His missus said “DON’T!!
Protect you, I WON’T!!
But back up and floor it, you loony.”
Euripides 2011 ©
The CPS chief, Keir Starmer
Was directed to acquit a charmer
With bullshit and bluster
He contrived to muster
Support for the climate alarmer.
Clearly Calamity needs to keep huhne inside the tent smiling outwards rather than…………………..!
Still not heard much about Huhnes surfire plan to save the euro ?
Probably needed his house for a family of deserving immigrants.
Eastleigh Echo
I will be spending christmas at one of my homes with my family , the great escapo (city lawyer) , euroswindle (carbon trading), windymiller (well known fiction writer) and my loverly PR (currently looking for employment ) Miss halftime decision
Why the fuck don’t they just hand them over ?
After all the whole country (including his munters) want to see him go down !
Lib dems and labour…… time to introduce euthanasia perhaps?
Definitely.
And Cameron, too. One only has to look at Huhne and think, “Dave, you utter cock, why the fuck did you put this completely retarded cunt in your cabinet?”
Woah steady on there Tessa, he has a young family ………
I’m sure his widow will be able to re-marry.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/debt-crisis-live/8942090/Debt-crisis-live.html
‘This won’t be in front of a judge until January 20…’
January 2025, probably.
Tesco is shifting its currency exposure, holding cash and refusing to sign long-term supply contracts in the face of the eurozone crisis.
Every little helps.
I hope my clubcard points are ok !!
Top-Tips for Tesco:
Don’t employ wankers to man your stores.
Try opening more than 20% of your tills (“All amber staff to checkouts” is an admission of failure. The staff should have already been there, you cunts.)
And don’t put clutter all over the aisles. It really fucks everyone off.
*CLAPS*
+6.9
A further tip -
Stop buying shit from Israel. It really fucks me off when I have to put my reading glasses on to avoid subsidising the cunts by buying a bunch of herbs produced with stolen water on stolen land.
Knowing the family history behind the Tesco empire, it’s pretty unlikely that they’d ever willingly stop subsidising their fellow kosher land-thieves.
If that offends your principles (as it does mine), then never set foot in the place. To the best of my knowledge Asda, Morrison’s and Sainsbury’s are not defined by the same preferences, so you’ve got lots of choices.
Use the power of our pounds to make your point – I do.
I try and but everything I can firm Israel
Tesco – that’s one of the Silly Aisles, yes ?
I haven’t shopped in Tesco since Shirley Porter sold off the cemeteries for 15p.
Oh no, I was hoping Tesco would soon be selling euros – buy one get one free.
Sounds a bit overpriced.
Next month we’re having a special Weimar Republic sale, buy a loaf of bread and get a wheelbarrow of change.
http://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/news/local/breaking_news_david_cameron_evicted_after_neighbours_complain_of_drunken_anti_social_behaviour_foul_language_and_urinating_in_the_street_1_3320519
Good, let’s see if the arm of the law is long enough.
Don’t miss the former Mrs Huhne, Vicky Pryce, on tonight’s Question Time panel. Also on is Caroline Spelman. No word yet on who Labour have put up.
This site is nothing but a cesspit of vile comments filled with racist invective and a total lack of compassion for anyone.
Jolly amusing though.
At this point I would normally give you the tried and tested ‘Billy rebuttal’ that being “take a full refund and fuck off” but on this occasion I’m glad we could be of service.
My Reg , God bless his soul, died whilst staring at this blog, dear. His last words were, literally, “Gay bottom!! I think I’m going to have a heart attack. THUMP”. He didn’t actually say thump but that is what happened. That was back in 2007 and now, when I run the hoover around, I find he’s just getting in the way.
You have a warped mind, EB.
Thank you, dear.
Elsie, love, at 83 and a bit you are certainly old enough to remember that little TV ditty we all sang as kids: All the fluff, all the grit, H**** picks up all the sh*t, as it sweeps as it beats as it cleans. Give it a whirl, girl.
Still got mine out in the shed (waiting for a new rubber band for the past 15 years).
Look chaps. We’ve got a bit of a problem here. The two G’s are probably out of their cups by now but I hear that the Daily Mirror is working on a libelous article which claims that our expletive count is on the wane.
Now we cannot allow this to happen, we have a reputation to live up to, so I am looking for you all to pull together, it is the season of goodwill fff.
I would like to hear plenty more, Fucks, Fuck Offs, Pricks, Tits, Wankers, Shits, Pissholes, Arseholes (yes, that includes you Selohesra, pay attention boy! Look this way for a change.), Bastards, Bottoms, Willies, Balls (OK, perhaps we have enough of those), Flanges, Knob Cheeses, Anal Sphincters, Turkey Basters and Cυnts.
Thank you in advance for your co-operation in keeping the standards up here.
Hang on, dear. My vagina has just emitted an awful rotting smell and I may have to phone a specialist.
Try taking the courgette out, Elsie. This one’s free.
You could have said fucking courgette, you impostor!
Didn’t you read anything I asked you?
Even batty old Elsie managed a vag ffs!!!
*It’s like bashing your head against a brick wall here*
I’m sorry for speaking, you fucking, wheelchair-bound, whoosh-when-you-farts, c’unt of an excuse for a human bean. Your labia majoras looks like the sun-dried tomatos I buy at Camden Market an your breath smells worse than when I does my daily arse-gas smellin yoga excercises. Oooo!!
That takes me back. Hi hi, SC
Fucking fucker fucking fucked.
I do that all the time – because it is so nice when I stop.
We’re not all coprofuckinlaliacs, you know.
Did someone say …
Oh no. Shit!
Just helping.
Imagine being someone new visiting this site after seeing it mentioned in the media, and hoping to see some serious informed comment, only to find out that half the comments are posted by a fucking moronic cretin.
CiF for you boy!
Thanks for your effort though.
Fancy an Illicit Bang ?
You’re a dead ringer …
I was wondering where the reposted tweets were – perhaps Billy’s having his own Xmas do down at the Admiral Duncan?
If they do it would simply demonstrate the routine misrepresentation that the MSM try to ram down our throats.
“The Daily Mirror is looked-at (not ‘read’ – the cunts who buy the Mirror ((with my fucking money because Mirror-buyers are either benefit-claiming parasitic fuckwitted scum or fucking public sector cunts)) can’t fucking read because they’re thick fucking cunts) are fucking cunt-faced cunty imbeciles with no fucking measurable IQ.
Cunts, all of them.
*ahem* Will that be OK for you, SC? Or should I throw in a few more cunts for good measure?
I was tempted to say that In my experience, I have never been able to get enough of them.
However, there are certain types luking here who will deliberately chose to misconstrue my remarks, so I will have to desist from saying this.
What а fucking, shіttіng pіssеr of а rіcе and pеа cυnt.
I tried posting a comment with “price” in it, and it got modded. For fuck’s fucking sake. (I forgot to hit the button that gets past the “libertarian censors”).
Cunts.
Prіcеlеss! Lіke the commеnts should be.
Meanwhile in the real world
Germany and France seem to be coming into this summit saying: “Here’s the deal – take it or leave it.” Germany in particular is becoming Europe’s most important political power, as well as its most important economic one – and that is causing some unease.
France has shat it’s pants, incoming downgrade, you heard it here first.
I ‘ad one of those ‘incoming downgrades’ once…
Does it not alarm anyone that Cameron is in the meeting, discussing our country’s future, alone; without any advisers?
The spaz-faced cunt, Little Lord Dictator, by himself, signing us up to who-knows-what.. Without anyone with him to point out he’s being swindled by the anti-British German scum?
And no matter what stupidity the well-educated fuckwit agrees to, he won’t let us veto it with a referendum.
Christ on a bike, we’re doomed.
@TAT – how can one make money off a credit rating downgrade?
You need to know the right ways and means.
Ve offer nationalism and a little bit of ze socialism.
Zat can’t be a bad thing, nein?
I’m looking forward to it.
Allegedy.
Nothing wrong with that mein fraulein!
These attitudes don’t prevent wars in Europe, they cause them.
What attitudes?
Not wanting our economy to be shafted to save the blushes of those who thought a single currency for disparate nations was a good idea?
Not wanting to be ruled by foreign technocrats?
Not wanting to kill off the City so that we can be seen as “good Europeans”?
Do such attitudes lead to war, or is the whole European project just a path to German hegemony (I’ve wanted to use that word in its proper context for ages) without the need for Panzers and labour camps?
The labour camps come later after conquest. Dissenters and troublemakers need to be controlled. That is all.
Looks like it’s a Euro of 1.5 countries any way, no where near 17 or even 27!
Well the Irish acquiesced to the Germans(who seem to prefer them as rulers now in preference to the English); now it’s our own turn!
Sarah needs a Christmas present. I don’t really know her all that well. Any ideas what she might like?
A pair of Duo-Balls® ?
Dignitas voucher.
A divorce?
Oh, hi.
I’m away with the fairies right now.
Please get back to me after the tone.
Your the funniest commenter of 20011 and you is going to win something drinkable isnt he guido?
Trust Billy to pitch in after a mention of fairies eh?
Did somebody mention ‘drink’?
Hello petal x .
I’ve been missin yous 2day , hun xx .
That Scottish bloke doesn’t want to play , darlin x . (Fuck him (or not!))
But can I take it that u are still up for it ???
Luv and kisses , I never misses …
Bone up !! And fill your cup ..
You can never fail , when us has a male x .
Or two ?!?!?!?!?!?!? xx .
SC xx .
Oh sorry. I mistakenly sat on your Christmas present , hun x .
Had to search all over for it in München but it is very nice and almost silent apart from a low humming noise .
Must have got en-rap-ed .
Hopes u likes it , darlin x !!! Fact I knows u will !!
*giggles*
SC x .
P.P.S.
U would like München , darlin x .
I will try an take u there xx .
SC x .
I did wait all evening 4 u at the Coin and Op but u didn’t turn up , darlin x .
I had to drink all that beer by meeself , wot a struggle
My whiskers woz covered in head froth , angel x .
Got some funny looks on the way home , I can tells u .
An wotz all vis old man bit , honey ???
I is only as old as the women I feels .
*OMG You don’t have to add all their ages together, do you?*
SC xx .
P.P.S.
Gerry Rafferty has got 11 favs from 9 piccies in jus 7 days , hun x .
Someone luvs me out there x .
SC x .
*Well wot else is a man to do when he’s ignored for an hour an a half by a woman who sez to him I needs attention , hun Boots n foots n all . These women are all the same once they thinks they’ve gots you by the short an curlies. (which I ain’t got none as Brazilian)*Good night , darlin x .
SC x .
I forgot to mention that this all occured as I was trying to offer her my ring.
That man has more lives than a cat. But they’ll run out at some point…..
Nobody has more lives than a cat, nell.
*What is she drinking tonight, I wonder?*
If it’s Norfolk, it must be fluorescent green spunk.
I think your thinking of dalgety bay – that’s in scotland. To my knowledge we don’t have any flourescent radiation stuff in East Anglia.
At least they have the excuse of radiation poisoning nell.
I dolt need excuses. I am me!
Hahahahahahaha!
Nell what you do have in East Angular is a dishonest University spouting bollox on Climate change which is infinitely more dangerous than anything on Dalgety Bay. With the exception of the days Gordon Brown is to be found on it obviously.
A rather good red wine from Tesco’s . And I deserve it . I’ve just spent 2 1/2 hours at Young Nell’s PTA discussing her GCSE , and ONLY GCSE, options for next September.
No we’re not interested in bullyballs’ worthless NVQ’s in French, no she’s not doing vocational rubbish, no she’s not doing BTEC’s in dance ++++Sigh++++
Bottom line was it’s GCSE’s or nothing. I don’t care that I could feel their sigh of relief as I walked out the door.
There was a a time when schools were all about excellence – encouraging pupils to do the best they can, to actually achieve!! Now schools are all tooled up to make sure they all get the lowest exam denominator possible.
Gove you need to work harder and faster before more children are ruined by this awful education system.
Good on you, Nell. I’ve got a hell of a lot of time for Gove myself. though.
But you can just see the headlines when the examination system finally falls into line, though. “CHILDREN FAIL UNDER TORY GOVERNMENT”.
Children may well fail, but it’ll be a hell of a lot better than pretending they can add up or spell.
Thinking back to when I did my GCSEs, a “mere” 14 years ago, we all had to do 11 GCSEs, there were no waste-of-time BTECs or NVQs, and the only choices were between history & geography, art and music, and German and Latin. We all had to do the three separate sciences, English Lang and Lit, and at least one modern foreign language.
How times changed so quickly under Labour…
They haven’t just changed they’ve dramatically deteriorated!!
But not for YoungNell because I won’t have it. It might make me hated amongst the teachers to demand she takes a certain course and they’ve agreed that she will, but I don’t care.
What really grieves me is that lots of parents don’t understand that their children are being forced into lower level worthless qualifications, not because they can’t do better but because their school can achieve the same ratings for getting them past NVQ’s and BTEC’s with a lot less work and effort than if they had to get them through GCSE’s.
Actually that made me laugh when I worked out the years. I did mine, although they were GCE’s then, a mere 40 plus years ago!!
Exactly Nell – and in those days most kids only took 6 (or 7 if you included stuff like Art) not 11 like someone above mentioned. It is quite impossible to reach any sort of standard when taking so many different subjects. Which probably explains why today’s GCSEs are roughly equivalent to what we were doing in our 3rd year level. Problem is, today’s kids don’t realise how dim they really are and what they don’t know. Just try any of them with a general knowledge quiz and you’ll see what I mean. They know totally useless pap like who plays the lead in the latest ‘soap’, but not rather more important stuff like what the capital of Nicaragua or Venezuela is or who invented the light bulb.
“Now schools are all tooled up to make sure they all get the lowest exam denominator possible.”
“Schools must not produce winners” – Ed Ballsup.
Exactly. That man has a lot to answer for!!
He may well have a lot to answer for – but not half as much as the evil witch Shirley Williams and her mate Tony Crosland who set these spheroids (avoiding using a name here) in motion.
The underclass of this country sicken me. Watching Night Cops or any police reality show, you see the foul human detritus that blights the UK. If only we could put them all on prison ships and let them fend for themselves. Imagine all the land that would free up across the country. We could remove all the horrible tower blocks and sink estates, and the billions saved from keeping the underclass in permanent benefits would revive the economy.
Ha ha, mate. What is it about this comment that makes me believe you are sad enough to have actually watched “Night Cops”? No shame, son: I occasionally read the Telegraph Online. Fucking Bryony Brogan wankers.
Why don’t we just build some gas chambers and furnaces, save on food and staffing?
Gas chambers? Furnaces? Not very eco-friendly. Just push the underclass off Beachy Head (after they’ve been ‘death-marched’ there).
What the crabs won’t eat will get washed away.
Why waste the valuable potential compost?
I’m not certain I’d like to eat anything that’s been grown in composted chav.
However, once the chavs have been disposed of (off the top of Beachy Head), the contents of their freezers (oven chips, turkey twizzlers, more oven chips, burgers, more oven chips) could be composted without too much trouble.
Police reality shows ! ???
Try getting the spineless tax collecting scum to come to any crime when there are no Home Office Paid film crew about.
Here’s a curious development. Vicky Pryce was set to be on the Question Time panel tonight. That is no longer the case! Why the last minute change? The panel will comprise Tristram Hunt, the fragrant Clare Perry, Staggers’ arsehole Mehdi Hasan, Lord Wolfson and someone called Constance Briscoe. As they’d say on The Simpsons, meh. I might tune in for a bit to see how Perry does. Plus she has a habit of wearing revealing outfits.
The Simpsons? Whatever, who cares who’s on? Is Billy going to hang out with his spasmos and chat live with us?
A dashing young blond name of Hunt
Was propelled by a Lord to the front
After several hand shandys
He exclaimed “Now, Mandy!
Put it right up my arsehole, you cunt!”
Don’t bother watching that vile crap, there’s plenty of decent and healthy porn on the internet these days.
QT with a panel if unknowns on a night when cameron is caving in to merkel and sarkozy mega time over the eu and the euro,
Nobody of any importance from labour, the libs or the tories.
Everybody has gone and hid then!!
Cowards. All of them cowards!!
Cameron’s not caving into Merkel. He’s probably sat at her jack-booted feet, licking them clean.
The luck of it – when we could have stopped Hitler’s Third Reich in its tracks, we were lumbered with the cretin Neville Chamberlain. When we could have stopped Merkel’s Fourth Reich in its tracks, we’re lumbered with the fucktard Cameron.
It’s worse than that Tess. After WW1 , when we’d sacrificed more than 5million men we caved in over Germany’s surrender and let them keep their army and their factories. Then they set to and did it all over again in WW2.
Now it’s all repe@ting ittself! Tragedy. What a waste of lost lives and sacrifice.
What I find amazing is how – in such a short space of time – Germany’s pushed-aside the EU and simply (brazenly) taken over. And Brussels isn’t even whimpering. It’s just let it happen.
Without wishing to sound like I should be wearing a tinfoil hat, was the EU overtaken by events, or was this planned?
The other difference this time is that the Yanks app*ar to be supporting the euros rather than its kinsfolk. Velly hinterestink… traiTORYous BARSTEWARDS
Huhne is going to get away with it. The c*unt.
I say he won’t.
One, and only one, of you is correct.
Huhne was accused of this somewhat simple matter several months ago. I am not overly impressed at the speed of justice shown here. Still, I suppose several dozen people have found it a good earner. A monumentally feeble performance that we are all paying for. He should be sh0t alongside the striking teachers.
In front of their families.
Who, in Huhne’s case, would be cheering.
I suppose Huhne is suffering more bad publicity the longer it all drags on. Still have not seen any proof yet of his guilt, only people hoping he is guilty. The trouble with people like Huhne is that they do themselves no favours. It’s the pompous ego he exudes that grates.
Dont worry as “Justice” is not the prime concern of the powers that be.
Right, is biased BBC doing live chat for QT?
Yep and here is link : http://biased-bbc.blogspot.com/2011/12/question-time-liveblog-8th-december.html
squeeeeeeeeeeezin
Sarkozy has just said that “Germany must be allowed to control Europe”
I agree with Nick!
How the hell is this being allowed to happen?
Elected leaders in two European countries being replaced by Eurocrats.
Germany ruling Europe and forcing sovereign countries to relinquish their powers immediately.
Has the world gone mad?
Time for another balanced and unbiased Question Time!
Clare Perry looking very tasty on QT. Mehdi Hasan looking eminently punchable.
Mehdi Hasan got his job purely through ability, you know. All down to his hard work.
Not positive discrimination or anything like that.
Not at all.
Indeed Claire Perry…straight from Banking to safe tory seat..how apt
Well done to Constance Briscoe. Labour’s Tristram C unt said they have credibility on Europe and we can trust Miliband. She said we can’t trust someone who stabbed his brother in the back.
Now, what on earth could the Sunday Times have to hide? I wonder?
Phone taps? Private Dicks? Conspiracy? Payment of witnesses on result of conviction?
Hmmm.
YEAP, Funny isnt it. All the Tory nutters foaming over Huhne..But when the police need some proof, a Tory Nutter paper will not hand the info over.
..could it be that the ISP leads to Con HQ.
Nothing – taking a police disclosure request to appeal is entirely standard for a newspaper. Something to do with journalistic integrity and protecting your sources, I believe.
I’d have been more surprised if the ST had ponied up the information on request, and anyone likely to feed the press stories in future would have borne such behaviour in mind before approaching the newspaper.
I’d like to fuck Clare Perry.
if you know anything about floppy haired Ex banker C Perry, you should know that such carnal relations will need filtering first
splutter…lol!
I’m still waiting for my blow-job.
And I’m a Unt with a capital C……..
Who cares? Europe is on the brink and this is all we have to talk about?
I would like to think, if a comet were headed straight for Earth, we’d talk about cocktails, Abba, or holidays, or barbecues, that sort of stuff.
Not imminent destruction.
And let’s face it, economically, we’re about to be annihilated. How ironic that 200 years after Dickens’s birth, we’re about to re-enter the Dickens era.
What’s your favourite cocktail? I quite like anything with vodka.
How about screwdriver luv?
Gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here
Modded for “Shakes***re”– can you believe it?
Yes, it’s “pea” that you’re not allowed to say.
A bit shit, really, given that we have “European” and “Shakespeare” as fairly commonly used words. And “price”, which doesn’t include the word “pea”, but does have the verboten word “rice” in it.
Still, I’m sure our libertarian anti-censorship host knows what he’s doing.
I’ve got Guido under my bum – sorry, thumb.
No he doesn’t, he’s a c’unt.
The moderation on this site is stupid and designed by a fuckwit. We should not have to piss about thinking is this word o.k. or not.
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accused they were not here
You got me all discombobulated; “accursed,” not “accused.” We’re not talking about Huhne, the “accused.”
No thanks. Let’s stay on topic shall we? That Huhne what a bad man.
nearly 4 years to remove a few dozen bendy buses….wow
It’s not as easy as you think when they adopt the old wagon-train defence and drive round and round in a circle.
Waht ?
It’s not as easy as you think when they adopt the old wagon-train defence and drive round and round in a circle.
Arh Yes Claire Perry. Isnt she the witch who wanted all anon bloggers blocked and all ISP monitored.
I think you’ll find that was Mandelson.
errrrr NO.. I think YOU will find that it was Clairy Poos
So Claire Perry was responsible for Mandelson’s dodgy Digital Economy Act that allows for ISP monitoring? I don’t think so – get a grip.
errrrrr. Perry demands filtering at source. No anons, compulsory filters, ( similar to china ), opts outs at source, website bans etc etc etc……NOT the same as DE act. Which I may add was passed by the cockalition after the election
Dunno. But she claimed £5.31 for a stapler (she’s not heard of pound shops), a few hundred quid for ink-jet cartridges, then several hundred quid for laser-jet cartridges,
Oh, and then another £5.31 for another stapler.
http://www.mpsexpenses.org/claire-perry-devizes-cc/
She sounds a bit of a tit.
She is a career floppy haired safe seat Tory buffoon MP. Jolly hockey sticks etc. Made sure she banked a few years bonuses before getting a safe seat, based on her gender not ability..More tea vicar, these scones are just scrummy…I think you get the picture
Hockey sticks, I don’t know. But according to theyworkforyou dot com, she did vote for: “Voted moderately for more EU integration.”
What a cunt she is.
Poor Dave. The Euro meeting requires no SpAd’s to be present during the talks. He’s fucked
He’s fucked beyond belief. As are we.
But, and it’s a small consolation, can you imagine what it would be like if Milipede were in there?
What a ridiculous repose. He isnt. That reply is the same as saying “my dad is bigger than your dad” whilst in the play ground
I’ll tell you one thing. Millipede would not have sat on the side lines lecturing EU leaders to “sort it out”,,,not a very good way to win influence. Fact is Cameron is soooo stupid he really did think all would be OK 10 weeks ago. And now he has backed himself into a corner…all the Neo Con nutters have come out to play…and he only has himself to blame.
HE IS WEAK…and France and Germany know….watch and learn
You had my attention, but you’ve exposed yourself as yet another thick Lefty cunt.
Good night.
Cometh the hour, cometh the man!
see the christmas message , no wonder blinky was in the santa outfit
Millipede would not have sat on the side lines lecturing EU leaders to “sort it out”
He’d have stared really hard at his blank sheet of paper and then tweeted that they should ‘sort it out’. If he said anything at all it would have been in that whiny nasal drone of his that takes you back to your school days and the sickly streak of p*iss teachers pet who would revel in spouting some minor trivia.
‘Actually Monchengladbach is actually a football team actually’.
‘Fuck off Ned. Nobody likes you.’
Ned Miliband is God’s gift to the T*ries. Along with Ned Balls.
Christ, Jacqui 5 Bellies is looking more like 50 Bellies on This Week.
why is that thief on my tv?
“”This won’t be in front of a judge until January 2012″”
Surely you mean Andy Cockson, Rebekka Bail, and the other 20 odd neo con loons from the News of the, soon to be answerable to, Screws
Go to bed Moussa.
you’re tired and grumpy and you had a late night last night the night before.
you’ll be all tantrumy if you don’t get some shut eye.
I wonder if he’s going to reflect on the fact nobody gives a fuck outside Guardian la la land.
They should tie this twat Huhne to a wind turbine and let it set fire in high winds. He is without doubt one of the most smug, smarmy bastards that ever held office. He’s costing us millions in subsidies to produce the most inefficient method of obtaining electricity. He has arrogant mannerisms and a face you could smack without giving it a second thought.
Seems Cameron has been treated with gross disresepect by our continental ‘allies’. Time they were told to fuck off. Cut their money supply.
i must admit iam on the best terms I have experienced for some time with my paranoia
4th largest economy and they treat us like muppets who dont know how to run a succesfull country for centurys , my patiece is thin , but I am not ready to play into the hands of the waiting left just yet , if that happens i want a surprise they wont forget .I know we mock some of there attitudes , but its just provable wonk that comes out of that palace of politics in brussels .
so its the 17 , the co op has been sunk then ? I rather think the 17 will be facing in the months and years ahead , the price for the loss of demos and roughshod treatment of founding principals .
replace beethovens 3rd with steps version of tragedy
Breaking news.
Aunty beeb reporting talks have broken down over treaty change for the 27. Talks will continue with the 17 Euro countries only.
Beeb didn’t name a source.
Sarkozy has given a q&a on the nights euro talks.
At the bottom of the screen the beebs ticker tape said
“Massive custard pie fight, crazy hair and the longest distance frizby catch”
Explains a lot.
Cameron wields the veto and sinks the proposed new Treaty between the 27 to the cries of “foul” from Sarko et al. What did they expect..their cunning plan to tax the City of London to effectively bail out the euro was not acceptable to the UK(they had been told that several times but obviously thought that we either didn’t mean it or they could bulldoze our objections as they did with Greece and Italy.)
However Cameron needs to be vigilant as the Franco-German Axis hasn’t given up on trying to tax the City and I suspect will intend to bring in a EU wide Transaction Tax by the existing clauses within the Lisbon Treaty…if so we should tell them that we do not intend to comply or allow them to use existing EU institutions…in view of the fact that they are now intending to bring in a treaty of the 17 euro members and some of the other 10 are indicating that they will also join in the treaty this fundamentally alters the UK’s relationship with Europe and it is more than ever essential that we hold that in/out referendum in the new year.
Worse still, under forthcoming majority voting rules only 65% will be needed to pass a motion (down from ~73ish? atm).
The 17 Eurozone countries have 66% of the votes, although Croatia might join or Greece leave the EZ.
Just give us a f&*kin referendum!
I listened to what the PM had to say and he explained the treaty within a treaty concept quite well , and was in the end pleased with his presenataion in the diplomatic terms he respectfully seemed to use .
The bit that caught me when he seemed to understand “one institution two masters” seems most of journos picked that up as well , I perhaps should say that he has done the right thing , already the new eurozone mechanisms have got arguments in there new club and i have the feeling that van rumpouys more sereen conditions ahead thought , will be folly , as it dawns on some countries what the realities are .
but erm a private well done from me , even though its not visibly celebratory and seems like our resolve is at odds with the easy road . Lord owen blowing off , wager a few more were not expecting this either .
As one treaty in a treaty door closes, another qualified majority voting door opens.
hold onto yer hat schrodinger , van rumpouy rambled on about looking at using private assetts to help in bailout , report due in june , money is already shifting .
But does Nick agree with anyone?
I rather think nick is more thoughtful to 2015 , if you note no lib dem (or lab) has dared to explain how it will work in eurozone , such is the unpredictability of the debt .
I think the future of the country is a little more important than if Nick agrres or not out of instinct , to govern is to chose .Charles kennedy realised euro was a disater a little late , so cant really say all his party are confident how it will play out
The question of how the LibDems will react to this and pressure for referendum is interesting…as to referendum Clegg has said that he favours a referendum to settle the UK’s relationship with EU “once and for all” but probably thinks it’s not yet the time and he would fight shy of national referendum’s given the bloody nose he and his party received in the AV Referendum as its widelyaccepted though not certain that the majority would vote for a renegotiation of our relationship and if that is refused withdrawal
However the LibDems have to go carefully regarding the proposed Transactional Tax(still very much alive as the Franco-German Axis are intending to use clauses in the Lisbon Treaty to implement this by Qualified Majority Voting using their power bloc)They would not wish to break the Coalition on this issue and then be forced to go to the country on the basis of acting against the National Interest or face the full force of the Tory Machine(Cameron has held this in check for the present but if he gave the go ahead it would be targetted viciously against the LibDems who are disliked of not hated by the majority of Tory activists and who are itching to take on the LibDems)so the LibDems won’t want to walk away just yet ..they’ve got used to Ministerial Perks and Cars etc so they’ll stick it for the present although whether the Coalition will last until 2013 is doubtful as the European issue hots up.
There will be no peace on earth and precious little goodwill to all men until we have equality before the law.
A mere “citizen” to use the demeaning language of the French Revolution, would have been subject to Stasi camera, “notice-of-intended-prosection”, summary justice.
But our new European style political elite like Hoon can thumb their noses and get away with it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html
Chris Huhne, Alex Salmond, eco-loons your windmills took a hell of a beating.
Hahahahahahahaha.
so much for low emissions
1/2mv(squared) in action
They probably used carbon free steel. LOL
I dont think Ray Mears will be wanting one for bush tucker
I know they said Wind Turbines can contribute to the heating bills but surely not in this way and are they contributing to global warming(well they did yesterday)Junk ‘em and Huhne’s crackpot ideas
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2071633/UK-weather-Wind-turbine-EXPLODES-hurricane-force-gusts-batter-Northern-Britain.html
At last, the French and Germans kick us out, with friends like that, who needs enemies.
hope kleenex locate to UK be a big export market to EU by end of 2012
Willam Hague getting run around on r4 , its not splendid isolation , its about not throwing yer hat/handbag in the cow pat or falling for the competition to be the best in europe at said money losing, wheeze/gamble .
shame there isnt any room or the day for a WH classic for the moment “as the limo rolls up , the bitten fingernails …………” still makes me smile that one
If Dave stands up for the UK, we’ll say he’s isolated.
If he caves in, we’ll say he’s weak.
I think that covers everything.
oh obvious now wee dougie launching major sound of day , humphreys giving grape shot , oh dear cheese eating surrender gay labour reveals itself , so it would have sent sweden down as well then as freedom to chose
I have posted this further up
Yesterday it was a bit windy and this happened !
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/08/article-2071633-0F1B4D7000000578-392_964x642.jpg
Wind turbines that break when it’s windy !
you really couldn’t make it up !
No good without wind. And when there’s too much they catch fire. Useless things. I’m afraid I laughed.
Fucking hilarious. Wind turbines that can’t generate electricity in the wind. You’d have thought the things would be spinning around like propellers and generating enough electricity to power the entire planet on a day like yesterday. But no. They’re worse than useless.
They promise electricity but deliver fuck all. At least if you didn’t have them you’d know not to rely on them but the very fact that they’re there gives you some false hope that they might actually be of some use.
It’s not the disappointment. I can handle the disappointment. It’s the hope I can’t cope with.
Fair stirs the blood – time to build Spitfires.
Cant imagine hugh grant in that roll, nor millibland standing up for Britian in euroland.
grant is better playing sucked off softies and silliy ed is better off jumping on band wagons.
Talks collapse in Europe Shortarsey blames Cameron for it !
Well done Dave looks like you have grown a pair !
He looked fuckin fuming when he came out !
Who looked fuming? Sarkozy or Cameron?
Imagine if we’d still had Blair? He’d have come out after pledging all our cash for eternity on the ‘understanding’ that he’d be considered for Von Rumpuy’s job. Just like he did when he gave away our rebate.
Cameron ! The news are foaming at the mouth to see the “Family Photo at the end of the talks it could be a classic LOL!
Might even end up in a mass brawl with war being declared at the end of it !
A great day for the Sceptics !
Is this true that Dave tell EU to fuck off?
Yes ! look in to sky news !
OMG!!!!
I didnt think he had it in him.
No Bill neither did I. Was quite gobsmacked when I got up this morning and heard the news!
Where did he find that backbone?
Think he ditched the LD’s from his back.
What is Labour’s position now? They were noticably silent, so they can now say they opposed Cameron’s stance.
I thought they were my friends but they got together behind my back and said that they didn’t want to be my friends any more.
I’m better off without them now I reckon now.
BREAKING NEWS
Yvette Cooper to take over from Ed Miliband very,very,soon.
Get your money on smartish,I have !!!
That would be a disaster for the T*ries.
Yvette is much more electable than Nasal Ned. Labour’s problem would still remains her arrogant dolt of a husband though. The squanderer-in-waiting. And he’d be kind of tricky to sack if she becomes leaderine.
She’s still woeful though. A robot with a grating voice.
Cooper is no more electable than Ed Mili. She might tick the leftie bubble boxes but the electorate see her as a whining irritant keen to interfere in their lives.
and sh’e a good shag too, says Dermot.
AH (C)
Billy Liebour doesn’t work like that , it would take years and loads of internal voting for that to happen and then it won’t
Just think how much more time the BBC could devote to Labour if they went for a change of leader. Shit, they could devote a whole new channel to them
They could call it the Parliament channel.
Well done to Cameron. After much speculation about whether he’d cave in to Europe, he wielded his veto and said he wishes them well.
My negotiating tactic at the summit would have been to plop.
So the 17 fuckwit countries that signed up to the Euro will now havbe to go it alone After Dave told them to “Sit on this and swivel ” Good on you Dave keep up the good work
this shit about being on the inner circle and the outer circle has always been there
even in the past countries not in the euro were asked to leave the room when they discussed anything related to it
Fuck them ! let them sort out their own shit ,but in the meantime we should start to explore emerging markets well away from the disastrous Kraut/Frog European Domination program,me !
How would one go about arranging a bare knuckle fight against Sarkosy?
Use him and Bercow in a spot of dwarf tossing?
Sally would probabbly toss thenm both simultaneously for a port & lemon
Or a safe labour seat
The Titanic has just left the harbour, with the UK left on the pier.
‘with the UK left on the pier’
is that a metaphor for third class passengers?
AH (C)
More like the Titanic left the pier, the hull is only part completed but Europe has hopes the hull will be finished before it reaches the USA.
Must have been the Order order Xmas party last night.
Today Emma West, tommorrow you.
(Muff) Dive!, Dive!, Dive!
Dear Dave,
If you’re round this way on Christmas eve, come to our office party.
I’ll buy you a drink or seven. Well done.
Cameron relegated to the back row on the photo
While all this shit is going on
they are signing up new members to this fucking farce !
this morning the signed Croatia into the temple of doom
yet another uncompetitive country that will need billions ou our pounds to bring them up to scratch
“Time to Exit stage left”
Croatia’s just an Austrian/German vassal. 10% owned by Austria, population of 4.3 million with plans to build another 5.7 million dwellings during the next 10 years for the Germans.
I’ve been there every year since 2004 & have watched prices rise ceaselessly – everyone either preys off the tourists or tries to make money on property.
I see David Cameron has opted out of the EU Deal…. does he have no regard for our bid at the Eurovision?
Croatia will win next year.
As I was walking neartoo , the Trafalgar Square fountains,
Captain Guido and his Neo, their spirits they were counting
I first produced this pome, then Bill showed us his epistle
He said where is the bootie, too long you duck and whistle
Mucha rim dum a doo dum a da
Crack is no baddy-o
Thwack goes my daddy-o
Where’s the whiskey in the jar-o
BBC news sounds like they’re all at a wake, did something happen that has upset them, mmm interesting, hope they have plenty of pills to help calm them..
Cameron stood there like a naughty schoolboy with Bullfrog Barosso lecturing him !
i don’t believe for one minute that Dave was the only one to oppose this
the Fins were also unhappy with it the Irish weren’t to pleased
someone else should come out and draw their fire instead of it all being aimed at Dave !
He gets well paid, if he can’t take the heat etc.
Shortarsey on sky now look at his face !
Going round in circles!
Great counter speech by Cameron !
Better keep an eye on Camby he might just pop back to Brussels during the winterval/Xmas holidays and do a Gordon jobby without the photographs
The backstabbers of Europe have hung Dave out to dry !
He thought there would be an inner circle of 17 and an outer circle of ten but six countries “Jumped ship” leaving only four countries in the outside !
the 23 are going ahead without the four !
Fuck them ! lets hope they crash and burn !
We are now standing outside in the rain , looking in through the window !
We used to talk about leaving the EU
now the EU has left us ha ha ha
Good
i hate them bastards so much i am willing to take my chance
It might just be what we need to put the Great back in
Great Britain !
Where the fuck is Guido ? All this is going on and all he can post is a bloody history lesson on a has been mp who Bones ugly dyke Munters
Like a circle in a spiral
Like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning
On an ever-spinning reel
As the images unwind
Like the circles that you find
In the windmills of your mind
Thank goodness Blair was not in power, that self-serving twat would have sold us down the Rhine.
There was clip on local tv today where HUNE and Clegg were being interviewed and the presenter pulled a document issued by HUNE’s office warning against Calimity Clegg. Clegg is a calamity, but Hune is evil and not be trusted.