Socrates R.I.P.
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Why did the Labour Mafia dump him on us?
Why did the occupational therapy Mafia give you a pute and the URL for this blog?
Tory MPs have accused George Osborne of disparaging Margaret Thatcher’s record by suggesting her ‘Iron Lady’ reputation for always sticking to her guns is a myth.
The Chancellor reportedly challenged her economic record in a private meeting with Conservative MPs who claimed the Coalition was losing its nerve in the battle to slash spending.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2069634/MPs-fury-George-Osborne-says-Margaret-Thatcher-Iron-Lady.html#ixzz1feYh9Ctu
A picture speaks a thousand words…touched by Jonah!
just like the rest of us…fucked by Broon
Final Destination
I glow in the Dark
You frighten me in the daylight.
touched by Gordon and then….
As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.
Socrates, or was it Gordon
So a footballer’s dead – (no) big deal.
Gordon may have met him, but that’s hardly the Curse of Gnome. (If Socrates had been struck blind/lame that’d be a REAL story.)
So you want to shake hands with him???
Hang on, I’ll get the beef stroganoff on…
Death at 59, poetic (or satirical) licence employed.
Yes Doctor , I do suffer from Erectile Dysfunction so i bought Sarah a turkey baster !
Do turkey basters work for erectile dysfunction? if so please let me know asap, thanks.
My favourite footballer ever. With a complete berk.
++++++++Question++++++++++++++
at anytime in the recent months or years did Gordon come into contact with Neo-Guidos fridge?
Guido mini-me caught brought the cold back from Russia catching it from someone on his plane. Flight air filtering systems are legendary spreaders of the cold and man flu.
In certain parts of China, the tradition is that they shake hands with themselves.
Gordon really ought to visit them.
“Pleased to meet you Mr Brown , The lawnmower’s in the shed !
Excellent!
Trouble is that Gordon would probably have the grass taken into the shed in order for it to be cut. End-dodgyness growth.
There IS a moral to this type of thing…
The HAND OF DEATH !
Photo has every thing Pyramid in background, all seeing Eye, and a Horse being made Senator, ….pe’rfek
Rumour has it that two petrified pandas are continually praying that Gorgon Ruin McBruin stays locked in his cage and is forbidden to enter their zoo.
Any chance McDoom could chance upon Marcus Brigstock?
You, sir or madam, are not a twat but rather someone who wishes to rid the London Borough of Wandsworth of its most overrated resident (bear in mind that Gordon Ramsay lives in the poshest part, so the competition is fierce).
Even internal exile to adjacent Lambeth would be an improvement – he’d actually have to rub shoulders with the proletariat now and then.
Given the number of expenses fiddlers who have their mistress (sorry ed) I mean second home in Wandsworth, I would have thought that the title of resident you wnant most to be exiled is the subject of very stiff competition.
A sad end, fat and a alcoholic, but what about Socrates what happened to him?
…and Sarah tells me you, too, occasionally dribble into the box.
So, the wee scots jessie of Fife and Dunblane,careful,’ D’ notice,late of the Downing Street bunker strikes again with his delayed action fuse of death.
What a useless, odious, unwholesome arsehole of a bastard.
I am not too awfully fond of him, nor ever shall be.
He was a firm supporter of our cause.
Pity about the alcohol and the cigarettes.
We need to get a funded pipline system to ensure McDoom is introduced to all the many lefties in the BBC so that they will wither away for our ears and eyes.
Socrates dies here every day.
The original Socrates was made to drink hemlock… now that’s an idea for Broon, slip some into his night-time horlicks and dispose of this pest for good!
Socrates and Playdough