Chris Huhne is still trying to kid himself that he wouldn’t lose his seat at the cabinet table if he was charged for his speeding offences:
The latest delay is due to a vital piece of evidence that is currently in the possession of the Sunday Times. PA’s James Tapsfield does not reckon anything will be resolved before Christmas. Guido has already asked Santa for the correct result though, just in case…
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
He’ll have to be careful on that sleigh. Can’t afford any more points!!
He’ll be drawing his pension before the CPS manage to pull their finger out.
Did you Not Know the Political Class are above the LAW, ask Tony Bliar he will tell you as long as you suck a like a cockortwo.
Points mean Prizes
Chris has learned from me. He calls me the ‘cat with nine lives.’ He will be protected by the Brotherhood, and the Grand Master and Parliamentary Standards Commissioner will look after him. I am telling you now there will be ‘no case to answer’ from the CPS, they have already been dealt with. If you want protection boys and fellow MP’s join up. Boaz.
Boaz Handy.
Jahbulon Boys.
Jahbulon and Boaz. (Just in case).
CPS run a “selective” prosecution procedure. This is one of those “not all in it together” situations that show the CPS for what it is.
Running scared of Government Ministers…..
The Mother that lost her rag on the tram is in jail before trial.
The reason, she has a child and her life is in danger.
The important point is she will not be with her child when Santa comes to visit.
That will teach her to keep her feelings in control 24 hours a day 7 days a week and have the money she needs for presents.!
He wants one of those WINDMILLS stuck right up his Arse. I dont see the fixation with the most expensive energy policy in the world bankrupting and chasing buisness out of the UK. This Cu-t wants us all on the Dole.
Perverting the course of justice and still a minister?
Not going to happen
I fear too many here have forgotten one of the many terrible changes brought about by the New Labour Reign of Terror – that is, so far as I can tell, the new constitutional convention (and one they oddly seem happy to abide by) that no minister shall, on account of wrongdoing, ever resign. At absolute worst he will be off to a highly paid sinecure in the EU or a private company who deal with the government who he can secure preferential deals for. Blair lied to start a war killing untold thousands of civilians and now abuses his position to become filthy rich and yet he was able to continue as PM so don’t be shocked if Huhne somehow is still there in some capacity 12 months from now taking our money.
I hope I’m wrong!
Chris Huhne has made the wind farm industry the great success it is today. Without Chris’ tireless work, our shared vision of the future for green energy, would never have been possible.
It is testament to his courage, that despite the nay-sayers warnings and stuffy backward looking traditionalist ideas regarding green energies massive subsidy eating and unreliability, that he stuck to his principles and has made fuel poverty a very real reality, for millions of his fellow citizens.
A man of such courage and impeccable judgement, will always find a position within our industry should he become available.
lol
Sadly, I expect the reality is pretty close.
And it is worth noting given all the nonsense spoken about fuel poverty that it’s the state’s fault – if they really gave a damn then why not cut taxes then people would have more to spend on fuel.
What a nice little earner.
I’d be surprised if he was prosecuted, Billy. These people are above the law. They know it, and we know it.
Look at the reduced sentences given to those who st*le money through their ex*ense claims. Released after serving half the sentence given.
Where’s the justice in that?
Why do I get the feeling “pervert” and “Minister” is a tautology?
(Unfortunately, no *pa-DOOM-poom*)
Certainly not an oxymoron!
Fall on your sword you dishonourable leech!
The c unt must go.
We never speeds, does we Santa?
Sometimes we have to, Prancer, but not on the public highway, FFS!
Yeah, spose. I loves getting legless and bombing around at close to the speed of light.
Here watch out for those neutrinos when you are making a turn. They come up on you a bit quickly.
More chance of me winning caption contest than Hunt getting done for perverting the course of justice.
Laws= no prosercution
Mcshane=No prosercution
add about 300 more MPs plus Lords etc you get the picture.
*Shhhhhh! It is sometimes better to keep your powder dry.*
Good ponit.
#goestositonnaughtystep
Where’s the crosshairs? And the “Game Over” from 5 months ago?
Must have been longer than that.
Real soon now message has been broadcast here for at least 18 months.
Sheeeeeeeeeit.
He don’t even got CB and a blocker. I’d BBQ his ass.
A Liberal with testicular fortitude: who’d have thought it? This scandal has made me truly appreciate the quality “brazen” and if he survives, he’ll win nothing but admiration from me.
Depending on the outcome, I also hope Huhne/Guido gloats accordingly.
I just spent £846 on sandwiches at Subway. I’m still famished.
Try the cheese at Swiss Cottage with the beer at Made of Ale. Best to avoid Burnt Oak and Cockfosters
Cockfosters? I’m on my way!
Not in those pants!
£846 eh? You’ll need to produce a receipt for that, then.
He looked very shifty when being Dermott Murnaghan questioned him about the points. The body language says he is guilty.
Plop.
Any chance of an article on the brave spider that bit Laurie Penny in New York and sent her to hospital?
It died !
I am a huhne
I am a hain.
I am a sundial
I am cook.
Bollocks.
I am a cook.
I suffer from dailysex.
I have rather more followers than you, wotsyername. BTW- did you win the caption contest last Friday?
There was a young lady from Immingham
Whose pubes grew so long chimps could swing in ‘em.
She said “though one tries
To depilatorise
I usually end up just strimming ‘em.”
Please do not modify the first line of this limerick.
+0.47
Hang him etc.
Old Labour, same Danger
There was an energy secretary called Chris
who’s climate change policy was piss
his lesbian totty was not such a hottie
and was more of a sir than a miss
The public stopped heeding his climate change pleading
after the Huhne got nicked for speeding
he said to the law I’ve told you before
it was my old whore with her foot to the floor.
+1 Who says English Literature degrees are a waste of money/time/effort?
Slightly OT but did you see that the Hoon wants to build 32,000 more wind turbines?
I kid you not.
That should be plenty to power all the speed cameras.
Not near “his” home, I’ll wager.
Can’t we tie Chris Hoon to one of the blades of his wind turbines and leave him there till he’s prepared to tell the truth ???
FibDem ????? I think so, don’t you ????
Huhne needs to be permanently attached to a solar panel.
Would that jump-start his personality, dear?
Not even close.
He should be wired to the national grid!
Why is great footballer Socrates dead but Mandelson, Campbell and Brown are still alive?
Man who give pleasure to many but abuse himself, die. Man who abuse many but pleasure himself, live longer.
Last night I watched a movie about a speeding bus which had to keep its speed at 60 miles an hour and if it went below that speed it would blow up. I think it was called The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.
You’re sure it wasn’t The Brady Bunch, dear?
Was the driver a huhne?
Huhne displays an appaling lack of ethics and morals.
Not even recusing himself whilst matters progress shows an absolute cavalier approach to ethical behaviour.
Let shope he is banged to rights.
Send him down.
‘Appalling lack of ethics and morals’.
Ticks all the boxes on the FibDem politicians’ job application form
I’M NOT A FIB DEM, CHECK OUT MY BODY LANGUAGE AND INTEGRITY HERE
Dasher, Vixen, Donner and Blitzen are on the way with the news.
Can’t even bring myself to watch this smarmy, smug, arrogant twat. He’s only in power because of Cameron’s weakness. At the next election the Lib Dems will be wiped out and this poncy Huhne will be out of power.
Don’t worry Chris.
Us Lie Dems always stick together.
The Huhne case has been dropped, if you don’t know that now, you never will!
Paxman last night Lord Ian Blair, its like Custer being welcomed by the Indians, had to laugh’
The only way to kill him , is to stick a wind turbine through his heart!