December 5th, 2011

Burnham Sponsoring Commons Pass for Health Lobbyist
Shadow Health Secretary “Owes” Lobbyist £20,000

Guido had to chuckle the other day when he saw Shadow Health Secretary Andy Burnham press releasing “our NHS is not for sale”. Not only did Burnham play a vital role in the ongoing privatisation of the NHS, but closer to home he’s not averse to taking a little private-sector cash. He has been up to his neck in putting amendments down to legislation on behalf of his donors and now this whole attack line is about to look even sillier…

Guido likes to keep an eye on the Register of Members’ Interests, in particular the interests of members’ staff and the passholders they sponsor. Burnham has given a pass to one Mr Kevin Lee, a former Labour Party staffer linked to the Shadow Health Secretary in the past. Lee was the pro-bono Campaign Director for Burnham’s abortive Labour leadership bid in 2010. Coincidentally Lee loaned the campaign £21,000 and spoke publicly on its behalf. They are close friends…

Kevin Lee is also the Managing Director of Lee Communications and Public Affairs Ltd – which he set up in August 2009 – just one month after Andy Burnham became Health Secretary. This is where it starts getting a little murky; Lee Communications have multiple NHS clients such as the Southwark, Trafford and North East Essex Primary Care Trusts as well as the East of England Strategic Health Authority for good measure. Lucky boy…

Rather foolishly Lee is all over the internet boasting about his connections to Burnham. Apparently he’s a master of “liais[ing] with senior politics at all levels of government… arrangement of client meetings with government Ministers”. Apparently he has “contacts” to help “engage politicians” and “influence key decision-makers”. And those contacts are in his pocket – Guido understands Burnham’s leadership loans have not yet been repaid. 

Firstly why has a lobbyist got a parliamentary pass, in direct conflict with rules? Why was it only given to him recently?

Secondly, what on earth is the Shadow Health Secretary doing giving a lobbyist, with health clients, unfettered access to the parliamentary estate?

Is he an adviser or aide, or is this just Burnham’s way of repaying the loans? Even if the money had been repaid, the pass is still a massive breach of protocol.

Dodgy credentials, a close relationship, along with the suspicious lobbying firm with a similar brief to the politician? It all smells a bit… Werritty.


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Now if that isint a conflict of intrest then i dont know what is?

    Clarkson him!

  2. 2
    Handycock No1 Trougher in Parliament says:

    Oh for god’s sake. This is what goes on in politics all the time. It is called networking, and accepting kickbacks is part of the process, particularly as you don’t have to declare them for tax purposes. Leave us all alone to get on with our businesses.

  3. 3
    JH says:

    Y’know, for a ‘communications specialist’ Kevin Lee’s website is absolutely shit.

  4. 4
  5. 5
    Jeff Tracy says:

    The c u n t can’t drive TB1 to save his life. Lady Penelope takes it up the arse so things aren’t all bad on this island, I suppose.

  6. 6
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Jesus said “Come forth”
    But i came fifth and won a teapot !

  7. 7
    Selohesra says:

    I think Burnham’s problem is that he’s just a bit thick – a lot of MPs have something about them even if you disagree with what they say – Andy comes across as nice enough but just completely out of his depth

  8. 8

    You been reading Bertrand Russell then, Frankie?

  9. 9
    Iloathlefties says:

    So when are the old bill feeling his collar? These troughers still haven’t learn’t!!

  10. 10
    Professor Doo-Dah BSc. says:

    6 and a quarter inches is fairly average, madam.

  11. 11
    annette curton says:

    Eye-liner don’t come cheap.

  12. 12

    I is always ready 4 u , hun x .

    U knows that !!!!

    Kisses SC xx .

    Got Schrödinger’s !!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. 13
    Polly's Villa in Tuscany says:

    Hmm, could this possibly contradict the new Bribery Act?

  14. 14
    Labour, desperately making excuses says:

    Look over there!!! Liam Fox!!

  15. 15
    Loungelizard. says:

    Know what you mean. He reminds me of Norman Wisdom, only I hesitate to use the word wisdom in a sentence describing Andy B.

  16. 16

    Can’t u feels nuthin , hun ??

    (Why can’t men never finds these darned things ????)

    SC x .

  17. 17
    nellnewman says:

    Hmmm. Doesn’t that sound awfully like Fox and Werrity?!!

  18. 18
    Arthur Haynes Manual says:

    He’s been reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance again.

  19. 19
    Ed's secretary says:

    I believe Mr Milib*nd is coming down with a cold unfortunately, and might be forced to be absent for PMQs on Wednesday. He hopes a colleague will further keep putting this government to the sword by continuing the extremely important points concerning those nasty J. Clarkson comments.

  20. 20
    50 Calibre says:

    He could get as much a 2 weeks in the slammer for this…

  21. 21
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Dodgy my arse this is nearly bloody criminal.

  22. 22
    annette curton says:

    What would that be then, Bribery has now been officially sanctioned by an act of Parliament in case anybody was still in doubt about it?.

  23. 23
    Booty is skin deep says:

    Ug, or is it Kevin, Lee states that he is ‘Campaign Director at Andy Burnham MP’ on his linkedin page.

  24. 24
    a non says:


  25. 25

    Huge respect to Robert Pirsig but it is not quite the same as An Enquiry into Meaning and Truth really, is it?

  26. 26
    annette curton says:

    And promotion to the House of Lords.

  27. 27
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Burnham – burn him!

  28. 28

    Well the whole site is about misbehavin , darlin x .

    Did u see my piccies ???

    SC x .

  29. 29
    jgm2 says:

    It does. I expect the Grauniad will be right on the case.

  30. 30
    The Meeeja says:

    What with Labour donors supporting Miliband with blood money >>

    and Burham selling passes for loans, you’d think the media would be all over this like Fox/werrity wouldn’t you!!

    Thought not!

    Boulton, Sopel, Vine, Paxman, BBC and SKY – YOU USELESS TWUNTS!!!

  31. 31

    Inflation proof pension is the clincher though.

  32. 32
    The BBC says:

    Obviously we would be covering this but all our reporters are hiding in bushes in Edinburgh waiting to photograph 2 pandas having a shag!

  33. 33
    Labour hypocrisy exposed again says:

    Fantastic! Burntham is one of the more odious and slimy of the Labour frontbench. This is popcorn worthy fun. This is the kind of thing that keeps me coming back to this site. I hope Cameron mentions this at pmqs on Wed.

  34. 34

    OMG !! U’r sooo course , babe !!!

    SC x .

  35. 35
    annette curton says:

    No shit Sherlock. Open and shut.

  36. 36
    The BBC says:

    Landsley you say? Right, that’ll be first item on 6 o’clock news and big feature on Newsnight. Start ringing around for people to come on to disagree with NHS privatisation.

    Oh, wait – it was Burnham?

    Oh well, nothing to see here. Move along now.

  37. 37

    Doesn’t this illustrate one thing?

    Money grubbing cuts right across party lines. The whole act is just a chimera.

  38. 38
    I do hope Gordon hasn't Nokia'd them says:

  39. 39
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    So Mischa B is voted off and yet again the race card is dealt. Well here’s 3 names to mull over. JLS, Leona Lewis,Alexandra Burke.All success stories.
    Mischa wasn’t voted off because of her skin colour,she was voted off because she was nothing more than a nasty vindictive bully,which by the way she admitted to.
    And don’t give me all that shit that people deserve a second chance.She hadn’t changed a bit since her school days,and all that cutesy smiling when the judges were giving their comments wasn’t fooling anybody.
    Once a bully,always a bully..and the public don’t like bullies.

    Especially black ones.

  40. 40
    john in cheshire says:

    “he’s not adverse” – I think the word is “averse”.

  41. 41
    Just as well YOU don't have material consumerist passions, like a villa in Tuscany or flying 1st class says:

  42. 42
    nellnewman says:

    Oh My Lord, has she and gordon issued their press release about impending visit to pandas and been out there yet for their photo op?

  43. 43

    Could you give us some constituencies please. I don’t recognise any of these.

  44. 44
    Solly says:

    The Fat Slags from Viz are very existential.

  45. 45
    Tax Payer says:

    Yeah, they’re a drain on our taxes and all they produce is sh*t.

    Know anyone other hero’s like that, Sarah?

  46. 46
    Sophie says:

    Patricia Hewitt – she was a Labour Health Secretary engaged in substantial “networking”.

    I wonder what she is doing now?…………………………

  47. 47
    Radio Five Labour says:

    We havent got time to cover this story as we are spending all our time on interviewing ‘ordinary’ hard working members of the public who have to choose between eating or heating, on account of savage Tory cuts

  48. 48
    nellnewman says:

    Laughable pollytwaddle. Well she’d know all about leisure , precious little about real work though.

  49. 49
    Solly says:

    Look over there!! Two pieces of paper. One saying “All the money is gone”, and another one is totally blank.

  50. 50
    Tax Payer says:

    You are the antithesis of Skidelsky’s theory.

  51. 51
    Jasmin Alibi Cunt says:

    These lefty vermin are beyond parody

  52. 52
    nellnewman says:

    Whatever it is , it’ll be generously lining her pockets. Labour are so good at that!

  53. 53
    Sophie says:


    Why dont you give away your possessions to the poor & volunteer to pay 99% of your income to the taxman you venal old harpy?

    Surely a rich toff such as your self has at least one home to give away to support your espoused values?

  54. 54
    jgm2 says:

    Cameron can bring it up all he wants and doubtless give Ned another PMQ pasting but it won’t matter a jot because the BBC on their 6 o’clock and 9 o’clock news will, if it shows anything, show Ned asking some stupid question to the cheers of the Labour benches and then cut off Cameron’s reply.

    They might allude to it six or eight sub-directories into their online content so they can argue they covered it ‘across the range of their output’ but that will be about it.

    The Murdoch press is effectively shackled because any expose by them will be batted back by the Labour apologists as merely ‘revenge’ from News International and the Independent and Grauniad are only interested in T*ry misdeeds.

    This will be unhappened. It is already unhappened.

  55. 55
    Solly says:

    The Curse of the Manse will be upon the Pandas. They won’t see Christmas.

  56. 56

    This is so wrong in so many ways. She does not mention the production of wealth. The common reward of labour and enterprise.

  57. 57
    Solly says:

    What does she know about work?


  58. 58
    Well one of 'em is talking complete rubbish and my bet is on "Dave" says:

    In Paris:

    Merkel and Sarkozy tell the assembled press that they intend to have new treaty negotiations starting in March 2012 that will substantially alter the european union and create a massive voting bloc of 17. They propose that only 85% of members need to ratify for treaty to be effective and that any country that does not wish to comply can effectively no longer be expected to be consulted on major decisions regarding the Single Market and Transactional Taxes which they suggest may be brought in by Qualified Majority voting thus avoiding the national veto of any particular nationIt is now time for nations to decide if they’re on the train or not but either way the train is leaving with them on board or not.On Friday those attending will be presented with the requirements of the Franco_German Alliance….there will be no room for dissent

    In London:

    Cameron tells assembled press that there is unlikely to be a treaty change effecting any but the 17 members of the eurozone or a new treaty.He further states that under his leadership the UK will ensure that their national interests are protected and that he will tell his partners so on Friday of this week.He also confirms that there is no requirement for referendum

  59. 59
    Sophie says:

    How can you sleep with that man after the destruction he has wrought upon the yet unborn British taxpayers?

  60. 60
    Solly says:

    Instead of giving pensioners a load of cash for heating this winter, stop forcing them to pay TV tax.

  61. 61
    Sweetie & Sunshine says:


  62. 62
    Coiled Spring says:

    Is there ANY politician in this country who is straight, honest and has good selfless intent with integrity. Just one will do??????

    They really are a bunch of self-serving money grabbing tossers. The lowest of the lowest of all the professions. I would spit on each and every one of them.

  63. 63
    Goddess, Empress, Dictator, Frau Merkel says:

    Do not worry about such trivia as Union and Labour Party corruption. I will be running your Parliament soon and these peasants will be shot.

  64. 64
    jgm2 says:

    Underproduces leisure?

    And yet when there’s 1,000,000 18 – 25 year olds unemployed all she does is bitch about it. Make your mind up Polly.

  65. 65
    Sungei Patani says:

    Why do ” Southwark, Trafford and North East Essex Primary Care Trusts as well as the East of England Strategic Health Authority” need to employ, at taxpayers expense, a public affairs and communications specialist?

    Why should any organisation funded by the taxpayer employ parliamentary lobbyists?

  66. 66
    God says:

    I still love you because I created you. Now get off your arse and do some work!

  67. 67
    Gok Wank says:

    That and her dodgy hairdo’s

  68. 68
    BillyBob... says:

    Chop off ‘is knob, the knob. Same old labour same old lies !

  69. 69
    jgm2 says:

    Ha! An absolute belter of a policy. Abolish the TV tax for those of pensionable age.

    How can the BBC/Grauniad justify charging old folk 150 quid a year for a bit of TV companionship. Money they could spend on heating instead.

    It’s a vote-winner I tell you.

  70. 70
    Solly says:

    Sorry mon we only do Deep Fried Mars Bars here. Have ye tried the Sum Yung Guy takeaway? He might ha’ some of those beansprouts. Ye ken?

  71. 71
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

  72. 72
    BillyBob... says:

    What a silly nipple, she forgot to put the magic word in…. ‘Scotland’.

  73. 73
    BillyBob... says:

    Time for a Clarkson ?

  74. 74
    statistics r us says:

    The PSNI have a whole team of these bullshitters

  75. 75
    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    A B-BBC spokesperson

    We are very disappointed that this story is about a good, honest politician (labour) and not a wicked Conservative, as the ‘privatisation’ of the NHS is a very important meme to the labourunionsbbc axis.

    As many viewers and listeners to our propaganda know, we constantly use it as a scare story against the evil Tories.

    Had this one featured a member of the coalition we would be doing a whole expose on it, as it is we won’t be running it.
    Pay up now.
    That’s all.

  76. 76
    annette curton says:

  77. 77
    BillyBob... says:

    Time for a Clarkson?

  78. 78
    Andrew Burnham, MP says:

  79. 79
    Manager E.C.B. c/o Rumpy Pumpy et all says:

    They are waiting for Carla and Nicholas to make it a foursome. Or a sixsome if you count de bears.

  80. 80
    Selohesra says:

    I would suggest that 6″ is quite exceptional for a cat

  81. 81
    Jesus H Christ says:

    Early day motion 2504
    Print version

    Session: 2010-12
    Date tabled: 01.12.2011
    Primary sponsor: Turner, Karl
    That this House condemns the disgraceful and disgusting remarks made by Jeremy Clarkson on the BBC; notes that his comments have been criticised by thousands of licence payers, hon. Members and unions; believes that his remarks were inflammatory and have left workers and their children shocked and upset; further believes that high profile TV presenters have influence on their audience and should act with responsibility at all times; calls on the Government to give a full response; and urges the BBC Director General to commence disciplinary proceedings.

  82. 82
    nightwatch says:

    Surely, Andy ” don’t-do-London-dinner-parties-me ” Burnham, northern class warrior to the roots of his eyelashes, would’nt…………would he ?

    Yes of course, he’s just another Labour sleazeball.

  83. 83
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

  84. 84
    Coiled Spring says:

    Crikey, she must be one hell of a frustrated old woman – she even moved into position for the dog!

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    Sorry my old fruit we only do jellied eels down here in ingerland and did I tell you my old man was a dustman, cor blimey, lets do some buggery !

  86. 86
    Nemo says:

    ” It all smells a bit… Werritty.” Does that mean in the old phrase “They are just good friends”

  87. 87
    Randy sod says:

    Ewan, ow abart a kwik stiffy darhlin, as i get all orny finking off yoo.
    Sorries to cat an all that jizz.

  88. 88
    Sophie says:

    Is Burnham wearing make up?

    Is he a gayer?

  89. 89
    EdButLookBalls says:

    What’s with Burnham and the Louise Mensch Maschine !! TEE Hee!

  90. 90
    Coiled Spring says:

    Jeremy Clarkson: 21,000 complained about his comments yet 40 million agreed with him. Karl Turner must be one big piece of politically correct shit – unless of course he’s being ironic!

  91. 91
    Tachybaptus says:

    The Taxpayers’ Alliance has published research which showed that last year councils spent £5 million on 141 jobs for political advisers, £6 million on 183 European officer posts, and £10 million on 350 climate change officer roles. See

  92. 92
    Labour, A Subsidiary Company of the Unite Union says:

    Do not anger Labour! We have Harrow(den)ing ways to deal with our enemies that will make you run for the Hills.

  93. 93
    Anonymous says:

    The first thing she did after that experience was to take the dog down to the vet to have its nails clipped.

  94. 94
    Sophie says:

    Oh the precious darlings of the left – cowering workers in their homes waiting to be shot. Ridiculous. Grow up.

    Anyway, as we saw the strike was a monumental failure so only a small percentage of militant unionists would have been shot in front of their families at worst.

    I hope the BBC does lose Clarkson. He belongs in the private sector.

    As the BBC needs no audience due to “the unique way in which it is funded”, I am sure the loss of 350 million viewers a week will go completely un-noticed.

  95. 95
    Jezza says:

    some say Karl Turner is a just a front for the fat fucking trougher Lard Presclott and that he eats more sandwiches than Paddington Bear

  96. 96

    Well, it is 6″ *and* NOT 6″.

  97. 97
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Looks to me like he’s had his eyeliner tattooed on – like Jacko.

  98. 98
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    what a fiathco, a complete fiathco, need an urgent question to the house, he should be fired, sacked, whaaa whaa whaaa……..

  99. 99
    EdButLookBalls says:

    A couple of rug-munching pandas FFS! I though they made do with bamboo!

  100. 100
    Loungelizard. says:

    Will Cammers have the backbone for this vitally important fight. Or is it just smoke to obscure the Europe situation ?

  101. 101
    Loungelizard. says:

    See Billy post 76

  102. 102
    Nemo says:

    Introducing he’ll make you laugh (makes Guido laugh anyway) the one and only and give a warm welcome to ….. Eddy Balls!!!!!!!!!

  103. 103
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Is this really cutting-edge TV?

    I’m rapidly losing the will to live.

  104. 104
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    There won’t be any baby pandas if Gordon goes to see them……

  105. 105
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    …with pension intact, and all the other trappings that go with it.

    Justice, my arse.

  106. 106
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Ooooohhhh. I do hope it’s something much worse than that.

  107. 107
    The Paragnostic says:

    But surely shouting “Grim Dyke” in the PLP would cause confusion?

    (OK – I know it was Grimsdale, but couldn’t resist).

  108. 108
    MrAngry61 says:

    Burnham’s sleaze is almost irrelevant – as Health Secretary he expedited the Mid Staffordshire Health Authority being granted full trust status – despite warning signs that it was a death-camp.

  109. 109
    ex-Tory says:

    Champagne socialism espouses little work and plenty of leisure courtesy of the taxpayer. Let’s hope they start rioting in Italy and burn down her Tuscan villa.

  110. 110
    The Paragnostic says:

    It’ll probably be Harpy Hatesmen – she is deputy Gauleiter at the moment…

  111. 111
    Jabba the Cat says:

    I thought the plebs shop lifted Boots own brand?

  112. 112
    Edinburgh can stick its uninspiring, brainwashed socialist, pished- stained old bags up its arse. I want my rights, my privacy and life back. NOW! says:

    Burnham is a useless @rse.

  113. 113
    Nemo says:

    LONDON IS NOT INGERLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  114. 114
    Tachybaptus says:

    Oh bugger, I wrote ‘Еurореаn’. This is so childish. Trying again:
    Τhе Τаxрауеrs’ Аllіаnсе hаs рublіshеd rеsеаrсh whісh shоwеd thаt lаst уеаr соunсіls sреnt £5 mіllіоn оn 141 јоbs fоr роlіtісаl аdνіsеrs, £6 mіllіоn оn 183 Еurореаn оffісеr роsts, аnd £10 mіllіоn оn 350 сlіmаtе сhаngе оffісеr rоlеs. Sее:

  115. 115
    Moussa Koussa says:

    The Cockalition has doubled the budget for the London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic ceremonies to more than £80m after David Cameron saw the plans…Oh dear.

    An extra £40 million so that Dave can claim that all the volunteers taking part in the opening ceremony is evidence of the Big Society ( shhhhhhhh ) at work…. errr with a £41 million extra price tag…. spanner

  116. 116
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    This video reminds me of my Reg, dear: same mannerisms but his tail was slightly shorter.

  117. 117
    Jabba the Cat says:

    As long as the C U N T has the environmental credit card taken away from his grubby paws, the rest is trivial.

  118. 118
    Nemo says:

    I doubt it probably is just another very boring program to fill in air time

  119. 119
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Sociology A Level Question:

    By the time Lemarr was 18 he was in prison on rape and assault charges. He already spent 5 years in Juvenile Detention for mugging and Drive-By shootings.

    What colour is Lemarr?

  120. 120
    The Sons of Owain Glyndwr says:

    We will show the Italians how its done

  121. 121
    God says:

    Yes, I could have done a better job there, come to think of it.

  122. 122
    Uncle Monty says:

    a fiver for his arse

  123. 123
    karl popper says:

    You could learn a hell of a lot more about life from a fat slag than reading randy Russell any fucking day.

  124. 124
    The Paragnostic says:

    “The train leaving Bahnsteig Eins in 4 months will be calling at Belsen, Auschwitz and Berchtesgarten. Passengers not for Berchtesgarten should join the rear portion of the train, where extra straw has been provided.”

  125. 125
    Gordon Brown says:

    leave it to me, I will get the panda pregnant

  126. 126
    Pandamonium says:

    And at £600,00 per year for ten years eh?
    Clever capitalists those Chinese.
    But who is paying the bill to freeze the balls off of a couple of bears?
    Well, well its those nice English folks again.

  127. 127
    which charity would that be? says:

    “……… many other boys in Scotland, football was Mr Brown’s passion. A keen Raith Rovers supporter from childhood, he earned pocket money by selling programmes for the team. He also produced a newspaper with his brothers, which they sold for charity……..”

  128. 128
    Steve McGarret says:

    Book him Danno – on 5 counts

    Breach of standards
    Breach of parliamentary protocol
    Privatising the NHS

  129. 129
    Nemo says:

    What are you waiting for Billy

  130. 130
    Cooper says:

    I wonder if his ancestors wereVillage arsonists?

  131. 131
    The Paragnostic says:

    Is that a falsifiable hypothesis, Mr Popper?

    Or just anecdotal experience?

  132. 132
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Mr. Clarkson does not have to open his mouth to prove himself a twot, dear. Look to the hairdo and the dress non-sense to find a useless journalist struggling to find it’s raison d’être.

  133. 133
    @ Occupy Tuscany says:

    It’s socialist governments that over-produce work and under-produce leisure.

    I could work a three day week or retire early if I didn’t have your tax-bill like a millstone around my neck.

  134. 134
    u kip if u want to says:

    Nigle Farage.

  135. 135
    t says:

    Hope so, might have a parliament for England soon.

  136. 136
    Old Testament Enoch says:

    This is just run of the mill MP corruption what about Dave Cast of Iron and he’s perfidious statement that the new EU Treaty would not trigger a referendum? He is truly Blair’s Heir the end of the nation state has begun in earnest our political class no longer need it as it does not serve their interests.

    Brown was a crazed buffoon with anger issues but Dave is more sinister he has warped himself in the Union Jack whilst in reality he despises the Union and seeks to remove more powers to the EU without the slightest intention of letting the electorate vote on this major issue.

  137. 137
    Really? says:

    This is the screwiest website I was ever in…

  138. 138
    Lessons from History says:

    Labour were so desperate for any vanity project, they just cooked the books from the start. Labour burdened UK with this massive cost.

  139. 139
    Really? says:

    Given these facts, how anyone can vote for them is a matter which perplexes the nations’s finest intellects. The habit of tribal loyalty is the prime suspect. Tribe ahead of fact.

  140. 140
    Really? says:

    Does the phrase ‘useful idiot’ mean nothing to you?

  141. 141
    annette curton says:

    Another £15 million quid down the drain then.

  142. 142
    Michael Moore says:

    Because then she would not be one of the 1%

  143. 143
    Michael Moore says:

    George Galloway stated thta 18 of 22 ministers were millionaires. Some are Lib-Dems. Anyone know how many Labour ministers were millionaires or married to a millionaire?

  144. 144
    Michael Moore says:

    Bringing bricks to replace alcohol to parties?

  145. 145
    Limp Dumb says:

    You have my cast iron guarantee that this will be in our manifesto.
    However, applicants will need verification of their age by their Granny.

  146. 146
    Tony Soprano says:

    Bring back Frankie Goo-Gootz. I would consider it a personal favor, if you catch my drift.

  147. 147
    Anonymous says:

    30 years’ political experience???

    The bloke looks to be in his late 30s or early 40s – presumably he considers his days as a spotty teenager to count as “political experience”.

    What a muppet.

  148. 148
    Crassius Horrendous. says:

    “Communication expert” means he knows how to send an email and even use twitter as he is a twat.
    What do you expect from people who cannot even spell let alone speak English?

  149. 149
    BBC Auditor says:

    This is totally untrue.
    We always have a London back-up team to support the unions and the Labour party for when they eventually have something important to say.
    While the panda story is front line Scottish news our Today team are working hand in glove with the Guardian and the LSE defending out left wing principles and principals.
    Note our analysis of the recent riots blaming the police for everything even though our fellow travellers were in charge of them at the time.

  150. 150
    The Observer says:

    Good grief – so that’s what you have been doing all this time, dumbing down!

  151. 151
    The Observer says:


  152. 152
    The Observer says:

    David Davis?

  153. 153
    The Observer says:

    I remember the budget for the Olympic Games being done on the back of a fag packet not once, but three times by that stupid woman minister Jowells, her with the dodgy husband.
    MK is as always disingeneous as the problem is in security as it always has been.
    Even the USA are supposedly sending 300 security personnel over. What’s the betting that there is too little hotel space.

  154. 154
    Peter Grimes says:

    I thought that Burnham boasted about 7 inches, according to Guido.

    Is Burnham married? Is he playing bury the sausage with said Lee?

  155. 155
    MacBeth says:

    I wonder if Burnham would come to High Dunsinane?

  156. 156
    Headmistress on duty today says:

    Warped – the best typo this year!

  157. 157
    Eustace Rogers-Knightleigh says:

    Another opportunist scumbag treating the Mother of Parliaments like a whore.

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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

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