Having recently joined Twitter, it was only a matter of time before Damian McBride would be back to doing what he does best: slagging off Labour MPs. Last night during Andrew Neil’s “This Week” he sent this tweet:
Is that really fair?
Hic.
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
They say a lepoerd cant change spots, but he does have a point…
lepoerd?…
A cross between a leper and a nerd?
McBride, I have trouble distinguishing between you and a distended length of polyp-ridden fetid anal prolapse
True!
Yup! Harsh but fair.
Charitable in the extreme methinks.
It is öliterally impossible to distinguish between Damian McBride and an arsehole these days, until the c rAP COMES OUT; THEN AN ARSEHOLE IS PREFERABLE:
They both look better than he does…
Get back to your enquiry Lord Levenson
I think she’s gorgeous.
I would. Always up for a blow job. My phone number is out there – if problem, ask for a No. 42 at the Wun-Hung Lo takeaway.
I prefer a No. 69 at the Handy-Wanky Laundry.
Me too. Phone Number please?
Maybe but Neil warnock is the better MP.
Is Gisela the one on the right?
Gisela knows the danger of a federal superstate & I think sees the growing fanaticism of the EU.
If only British born Labour MPs could have the same historical persepctive as Gisela on Europe. Tories as well for that matter.
No point mentioning the quizzling snivelling traitors in the Limp Dums – soon to be an extinct species I hope.
When Scotland declares independence, can we kick out McBride & those other zenophobic Labour Scottish MPs who hate the English but have no problem living on our soil & our coin?
But they are such a small part of Scotland, and Scotland is such a worthwhile part of the UK.
You use a very large brush.
The population of Scotland is less than that of Yorkshire. It should not have fewer, not more, MPs.
Damian cut some slack, not everyone can have fresh youthful facial features.
another clown who abuses the word ‘literally’
which one is which again?
For heaven’s sake get a room you two.
The Caption competition is below, Jummy.
So what? Everything here is beneath me. I’m no snob.
It is literally impossible to distinguish between Damian McBride and a huge piece of shit.
…which comes in various colours, shapes and sizes: Draper size, Balls shape, Kinnock ginger, Gordon brown, Mandy size, etc
Don’t forget Serwotka, if you want a really large piece of shit.
There are some really discerning folk on this blog. It is a constant pleasure to read such comments.
Don’t you just love watching Labour self destruct?
Yes ,when it comes to sewerage Labour just float to the top.
Labour – creating the effluent society!
Very Good!
Having read the 2 pieces in Telegraph re; Balls and the stirring against him, I feel this particular ‘purge’ will be so much more enjoyable, he’ll hang on by his nails, exposing his imbecillity daily on TV, until his removal, oh the delicious anticipation
Yeah – even if it’s just a bit of shit-stirring the paranoia of Ned will be glorious to behold.
It’ll be Captain Queeg all over again. ‘.. spreading wild rumours about steaming round in circles..’
Except of course Ned was never remotely competent in the first place.
Unfortunately they do not self destruct completely. I want to be appraised that they have disappeared up their own arsehole.(millipede, MK 1 or 2)
It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine, Damian.
As Plum almost said
Desmond Plummer, longest leader of the GLC? No? OK, I’ll go quietly.
sheeit, that’s my ID parade screwed.
No One Reads The Express, or even pays it any attention anymore. Can we have another Diana headline tomorrow
Lady Di sp*eaks from beyond the grave:
‘Jimmy Koussa is a Labour Apologist C*nt’ she says.
Absolutely MK, at last you have hit the nail on the head.
Only 640,000 odd sales a day for the Express, compared to the towering sales of the Grauniad of 270,000 and Indy of around 180,000.
Ye*ah none read it anymore.
Can we have another climate warming danger story in either the Graun or Indy mass circulation rags tomorrow?
The FT has a larger circulation than either the Indie or that God awful self-rightous paper than Polly Kettle writes for. You wouldn’t think so from listening to the paper review on Today.
The shares were worthless anyway – you couldn’t give ‘em away.
He should be taken outside and shot in front of his family.
Far out post, mate. I, literally, had an out-of-body experience to that one.
How about some Red House.
Some say his scrotum has its own small gravity field…
Is that a post-neoclassical endogenous growth in your trousers, or are you just pleased to see me?
F – F – F – F – FUCK OFF YOU C – C – C – ….
Name calling and jokes are a disgrace, aren’t they ?
Have no place in an internationalist socialist society.
Some say he thought Star Wars was a documentry…
.. and that he believes 1984 is an instruction manual for good Labour governance.
But I live in Eastern Stammering. When are we going to get our own centre?
F.f..f..f….fff…ffff…….f…….. feck off Balls
Whereas dressing up in full Nazi regalia and giving it Seig Heil every time Osborne speaks is in no way offensive.
You sanctimonious c-c-c-c*unt.
This suggests that Balls follows the tweets of some very odd people.
But I thought it is you who are the tweeting, stammering,… joke.
In respect of which, I am asking for legislation that will ban any broadcasting outlet based in the UK from showing Porky Pig cartoons, as they would constitute discrimination against the vocally-challenged.
Chop off ‘is knob, the knob….
Another weak Thread. Private Eye have been running the spot the difference for 20 Years.
Guido and Porky Pie Pickles for instance
Moussa Koussa and Jimmy f’r instance.
Easy to tell them apart. Only one of them is an anagram of ‘Colin Wanker’
Laughing aloud, dear. My teeth dropped out just before I made a puddle on the floor.
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Palmolive’s dog , I spose , hun x
I has always done it , so can’t stop .
But i has done my
fistfirst piccy last nite , darlin xx .All new tech for little me .
SC x .
What does the school make of him posting such comments in an official capacity and whilst using their emblem?
Good point James, I am now as outraged as a trade unionist is at the Clarkson comments, McB should be arrested, we need to seek legal advice on this.
He’s moved on from the school. Think he’s inflicted himself on Cafod as a PR bod.
Looks like he’s still using the school’s emblem, though.
The very fact that it’s on his Twitter account, along with the school’s details etc, made me think that he was still linked to the school. I for one am outraged – OUTRAGED! – at this and will be contacting Paul Dacre to see how this ties in with house prices in the school’s vicinity.
I know who Gisela Stuart is.
I know who Neil Warnock is.
Who is this no-mark McBride?
1 a decent labour mp
2 a loud mouthed football coach
3 a Ed Balls friend and smearer in chief.
Gisela Stewart,Frank Field and a very few others were the only Labour MP’s ever worth voting for.
She actually demanded that Brown give us a referendum on the lisbon treaty even though she was for greater european integration but was honest enough to say that a promise made in the maniifesto should have been a promise kept.
McB is a very naughty little fat man, looks like Billy Bunter, ’tis suspected he has a little willie.
I had a little Willie
That is disgusting, wash your mouth out !!
Fortunately, I know of neither Stuart nor Warnock or McBride. It helps not to look at television.
His girlfriend is a nasty piece of work also.
Takes it up the arse does she?
I never thought that I could hate anyone more than I hate Gordon Brown. But Ed Miliband is making me ill, I loath him so much.
Steady on there……. all of that front bench make me want to vomit every time I see them at PMQ’s.
Firm but fair
Miliband is the complete twat.
Which one ?
Ed and then David.
McBride & Predujice – they go together like Chutney & Cheese
McBride should be taken outside and shot in front of a public crowd. It would be the best thing for him.
She does look like Warnock though?
Emma will receive a fair trial in Zimbabwe
So is it true, will the caption competition silverware be coming home???
Labour never had real policy, ideas or intelligence they will always resort to the na na na form of politics. It is telling that this was one of the children Brown surrounded himself with to make him feel superior
Almost as impossible as distinguishing McBride from a steaming pile of shite.
Intersting news about the woman all the lefties and Mr Milliband seem to be happy to perscecute to death
“Miss Finch, 31, has also told how West went to see a therapist at the Tamworth Road Resource Centre, in West Croydon, two days after being released from a psychiatric ward in Foxley Lane, Purley”
The woman is severely mentally ill it turns out, hope all the twatterati will be happy when she commits suicide.
BBC staff can do a fair amount of swearing too.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2069157/BBC-apologies-Radio-Scotland-staff-turn-air-blue-glitch.html
If it were not for the unions I would not be leader of the Labour party and Edward Balls would not be shadow Chancellor.
And I would still be a single man. 
You are clearly a fake as you have only said this once.
Twitter ye not McB.
His good looks have left him conceited.
Is that crest in the corner from the school where he works? Do they know he’s using the computer in term time to post his own half wit opinions?
The image is of arms. The crest is the bit that goes above the helm, which goes above the shield.
Correct. But don’t ask me for a financial breakdown for the various parts.
Azure a saltire sable — breaks the rule of tinctures. What a deuced bounder the fellow is.
Disgruntled Queens Park Rangers supporter: “I would have Gisela shot, I would take him outside and execute him in front of his family”.
Being a blog for political title tatle this might be the place for my question:
Anyone know who the bald headed twat was on QT last night, obvious he was a socialist twat, but could not be bothered to wait for his moninker to appear on screen.
I love the way he said he was not striking because he was not affected by the issue which the strikers were striking about.
The usual national socialist self interest there then!
Chucky Egg is the name, a big mate of Delia’s; usually cracks up in the bowl!
What a shameless red-marbled, prematurely aged poonani.
If Ed’s on the way out perhaps if the IMF don’t need him to run things, he could go into the church. Used to send the thick brother into the church. Father Ed. sure the BBC would run a series.
ARSE!!!
McBride should be taken outside an shat on in front of the pupils.
Hah, some good laugh here…Fools bashing each other..
I sometimes find Question Time quite amusing as well.
Ed Miliband chose Alan Johnson as his first Chancellor, which didn’t add up, neither could Johnson, and then the buffoon known as Ed Balls. Doesn’t that shown poor judgement Mr. Speaker. The leader of the opposition just doesn’t get it, so I’ll explain it to him Mr. Speaker. Miliband you are a useless loser.
He flailed closotomy the fat Hunt!
How much time is wasted by MPs in the HOC saying Mr.Speaker or Mr. Deputy Speaker etc. If Bercow wants to save time and let more MPs speak why doesn’t he do away with this ridiculous procedure.
4:02 and 4:09 comments being moderated by the fuckwit. Is the moderator a relative of Ed Miliband, and useless as well?
Did not watch it. I saw a bit of Billy Bragg who can bore for England and decided to watch something else.
She knows more about football.
Dear Mr McBride
We all know on here that you are reading this blog checking every post about you.
To save you time I can sum up the general thoughts about you.
In short you are a lowlife piece of loathsome chite. Nobody is interested in your spite, you are a bully that has been ousted and shown to be a coward at heart. no fucker is interested in anything you say or do.
Now why don’t you find yourself a length of rope and do us all a favour and fuckoff from the face of this earth. leave us a note as nobody will notice you are gone.
YOU ARE A NOBODY?
Signed
The public
why doesnt someone just smack mcB in the fucking gob.
Cameron should be stuck on top of the downing st christmas tree unless they want a real fairy , they could use Haig.
Damien McBride and fairness? Does not compute.
Who is directing him, now, I wonder?
What a horrible thing to say. I’m not a Labour supporter, but I’ve always found Gisela Stewart to be extremely nice.