December 1st, 2011

Sexing Up the Evidence


390 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    BBC must be having a field day first you then Clarkson.

    • 4
      Crocodile Tears says:

      Just seen Miliband talking about Clarkson on the BBC news. FFS Clarkson made a joke end of. Anyone listening to the Militwit would think Clarkson was responsible for starting a new Holocaust. It’s as if He and Unison are professional offence takers, they know it’ was a joke but they do not want it to be a joke.

      • 14
        RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

        That’s why they call me ‘Milibandwagon’. Hop aboard, let’s see how much mileage there is in this synthetic hurt !

        • 29
          Anonymous says:

          Chris Grayling has admitted that the Government is set to abandon its attempts to repatriate powers from Brussels

          Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2068521/Britain-abandon-demand-claw-powers-EU-help-save-euro.html#ixzz1fHuQWvcz

        • 33
          The Great British Public's Gaydar says:

          Hugh Grant, Nicky Campbell, Guido Fawkes… ? this a joke about 3 poofs walk into a bar?

          • Britian's leading hetero blogger says:

            Sssh! The more knob gags I do and ‘glamorous’ totty watches I put up for transvestites the more I convince myself I’m not really a repressed poof and my adoring followers don’t clock I’m a knob jockey, I think.

          • Sir Aston Martin says:

            Well? Where’s your URL, then? Are you based in “Britian”? You’ll have the trannies and fellow knob-jockeys swarming all over your site if you just post a link. Just think of the ad revenue!

          • 4 poofs and a piano says:

            Hello boys, are you 16 soon?

          • Marmite says:

            I’ve heard the Government are introducing a new benefit so that nancy-boys can afford to meet those of a similar persuasion – it’s to be called the Knob Seekers Allowance.

        • 88
          Mornington Crescent says:

          The Mail is reporting:
          “Labour leader Ed Miliband said he had not heard the comments but added that they were ‘absolutely disgraceful and disgusting’.”

          Poor little twerp; still, that’s given him his daily bandwagon.

          • A Journalist says:

            I did not hear him commenting upon Ms Ckarkson’s humourous remarks, nor in fact did i hear the humorous remarks themselves. I do however think that Mr Miliband is absolutoely disgraceful and disgusting. Or not, depending on what my editor tells me to think.

          • Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

            Only on the BBC. Only the BBC would give him the airtime. They’ve got to be seen to be siding with the unions, like they were all day yesterday with their 12 hour, minute by minute coverage.

          • Millligan from beyond the grave says:

            I dare say Jeremy would be dissappointed if Ed had said anything less critical.

        • 220
          I Hate Tesco AND the Pope says:

          Militwat is a fuckwit of epic proportions. If he wasn’t posing as a politician, he’d struggle to land a job filling shelves at Netto. Who gives a red fuck what he thinks about anything? I support everything Clarkson says. My pension pot was raped by a one-eyed moron from Scotland who imposed himself on Britain and became the worst politician since Ramsay MacDonald. In my opinion Clarkson was a little soft on the strikers. Before being shot, they should be treated to a few weeks unpaid work in the private sector. The shock of having to meet certain professional standards would reduce most of these workshy twats to gibbering wrecks. Fuck ‘em all and give their sinecures to the flood of illegal trash Labour invited into the country. THAT would teach them.

          • Divine Sarah says:

            Well said, I Hate Tesco. Like you, I adore understatement and rational debate. Typically, Clarkson was only joking about killing people in front of their families – what a wimp.

          • Anonymous says:

            I look Tesco because the small shops are expensive, lack service and run by idiots who think they know every thing.

      • 27
        A sound and fury but not a lot else says:

        Miliband…..”Irresponsible,Left Wing and Weak” says it all really.

        I don’t suppose Clarkson will lose much sleep over Ed’s condemnation and as for Unison it’s obvious that they have loads of their member’s funds that they can afford to waste on this sort of rubbish .All they’re doing is giving the thing legs and oxygen.

        I see the BBC is running a e mail thingy on News Channel re Clarkson’s comments….it amazes me that some e mailing are saying that the BBC should sack him ! They should realise that his NOT employed by the BBC.His production company produces “Top Gear” for the BBC and he can quite easily bugger off to Sky I suspect who will welcome him with open arms and pay him more than he gets from BBC(he probably gets percentage of programme sales…before he and the other two came on the scene “Top Gear” was moribund and defunct)….he earns millions worldwide for BBC Enterprises….so whilst the BBC luvvies may rant and rave the BBC business managers will keep schtum I suspect.

        The i/v was spontaneous and the remark done in a jokey manner….people should know by now what Clarkson is like and if they don’t want to hear his comments switch off

        • 37
          Anonymous says:

          Cameron is a right wing, self serving, loud mouth coke consuming nut case.

          • AC1 says:

            If only that were true.

          • Sir Aston Martin says:

            He stopped using coke years ago when his missus threw out the Baxi boiler and installed oil central heating. Do keep up, there’s a good chap.

          • The Nanny says:

            I don’t believe he’s been serving himself since we reinstated the butler after that difficult moment when he tried to iron the huskies

          • Archer Karcher says:

            Cameron right wing?

            Thank’s for the ironic laugh.

        • 80
          Cynical-old-bag says:

          Everyone is concentrating on Clarkson’s joke, which deflects attention away from what’s really happening.

          Is this a good day to bury bad news?

          • Sue, Grabbit and Runne says:

            He flew out on holiday right afterwards – I read it in the Daily Mail so it must be true – yet they’re already reporting his latest outrageous comment. I guess his “management” approved and released that one to the press after he had flown out, or the papers have a whole series of them to release on consecutive days.
            Maybe his skanky program is having trouble attracting viewers since he and his two gay mates shafted the Stig over book rights. Serves the fcuking cnuts right.

        • 183
          Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

          The BBC are complete and utter hypocrites. Anyone else who has said what he has said would be sacked on the spot. But because he makes them money, their PC agenda is conveniently shelved.

      • 63
        The Hamster says:

        Ferkin socialists….sense of humour bypass…..shoot the lot of them (no joke)

      • 109
        Anonymous says:

        That’ll be nothing compared with the faux outrage you can expect to see in tomorrow’s Daily Mirror. The Mirror’s had an almost autistic obsession with Clarkson ever since he told a few home truths about their idol, the “one-eyed Scottish idiot”.

        • 133
          jgm2 says:

          Likewise the Grauniad.

          They still can’t get over how the Labour Party and the rest of the UK has so ‘shabbily treated’ the man who saved the world.

          • BBC Bring Back Communism says:

            Strange how the Guardian’s poll on Clarkson’s comment shows the jokers on the right are ahead by a nose. Expect the Gruniard to get their activists out to correct this “error”

        • 178
          CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

          Didn’t Clarkson once punch Piers Moron in the gob? He deserves a knighthood just for that single action. Could also be the reason the Mirror has a downer on him

          • Archer Karcher says:

            Who could be in a room with Piers Moron for any length of time and not want to punch his lights out?

        • 390
          Lord GNOME says:

          One of the revelations of wikileaks was that Gordon Brown was thought to be a dreadful Prime Mininister.

          Shurely Shome Mishtake?

      • 127
        Anonymous says:

        Emma West is in prison!

        • 172
          AC1 says:

          Who’s emma west and why should we care?

          • jgm2 says:

            It’s that woman who was being less than fully integrated with her fellow tram passengers.

            Jailed eh?

            That’ll teach y’all to be happier with the multi-cultural society created by your betters.

          • Joe the Plumber says:

            Emma West has been banged up without trial for expressing her disatisfaction with immigration into the United Kingdom and her opinion that the country is in a mess because of it. Although she has been accused of “racism” because she said that black people with Nigerian accents were not English, she also vented her spleen at Poles. As she did so she was videoed by a Black Lady who lives at Sisulu Park, Stockwell, who posted the clip on You Tube.
            Ms West, a mother of two, was hunted down by the British Transport Police, dragged into Croydon Crown Court in her tracksuit and summarily imprisoned (without trial) pending “psychiatric reports”.
            There are over one thousand twitter entries calling for her to be stabbed, raped, murdered of burnt at the stake and her own MP has called for her to be thrown out of the country of her birth. (Go figure)

          • Adolf "osama" Lenin-Stalin says:

            Worse is Better.

            See ya soon!

          • Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

            She should be imprisoned. Racism is a heinous crime and the Liberal Democrat Party support unrestricted immigration, it is in our manifesto. Boaz.

        • 240
          Rosemary West says:

          Just so nobody will be confused, I was the serial-killer. EMMA West is the truly evil one.

          • Trevor Phillips, Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) says:

            Thankyou for that clarification Rosemary.

          • Pundit Too says:

            Let me guess that West’s MP is Labour.
            Sounds to me like justice is fast disappearing from England.

    • 17
      Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

      Some of the remarks made by lefty comedians make Clarkson’s joke pale into comparison.

      • 28
        Is it right to incite hatred against nurses and teachers who didnt strike ? says:

        In the light of Clarksons clearly tongue in cheek comments ( though ill advised) they are debating whether it is right to incite hatred against nurses and teachers Radio 2

        What about that union rep who has e mailed his members calling all of them who went to work yesterday “Immoral” and “Scabs’ and he means it WTF is that inciting then?

        No one does hatred intolerance quite like the Left.

        • 78
          John Bellingham says:

          Jeremy Clarkson’s Tv persona is of that slightly dodgy geezer one always finds in country pubs. He has an old, but well polished Jag or Aston parked outside or, worse, an old Healey or Triumph, dresses from a 1970s Oxfam shop, smokes 40 fags a day and moans about smoking bans. He has a vague sort of comfortable income, maybe an estate agent or a low-level propety developer. He hates Darkies, Jews, Muslims, Scotsmen and anyone from South of Calais or North of Watford. Most of all he hates the pretend intellectuals who are in politics because they refuse to bring back flogging for gypsies.
          He truly represents most of who are over 45.

          • Pedant#1 says:

            ………….so – he’s a typical Englishman, then!

          • Grumpy Old Man says:

            Absolutely wrong. Estate agents and low-level property developers love anyone with enough money to buy a house.

          • Pundit Too says:

            one always finds in country pubs?
            You really must get out more as the pubs are diminishing and so is the clientele, dodgy or not.
            Over 45 as a template – sounds as if men in white coats should be seeking you out – or at least sociologists should attempt to find out more about your own lifestyle and your information sources.
            Fuller’s Earth comes to mind.

        • 206
          Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

          ++BBC NEWSFLASH++

          Today, we will be mostly reporting on Jeremy Clarkson’s disgusting anti-union remarks. We will be having reactions from Ed Milliband, Hugh Grant, Steve Coogan, Sienna Miller, and we will be listening to your views (only the pro-union ones, of course) on Radio 1, Radio 2, Radio 4, Radio 5 (all day), and of course Newsnight. Because there is no other news today.

          • Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

            Especially Newsnight, because that’s when our political editorship can really get its point of view over.

        • 387
          deeps says:

          what have teachers got to complain about anyway..lots of paid holidays during which they all seem to swan about in Europe most of the summer.Wish I got six weeks paid holiday in the summer,oh and Christmas off and Easter off and all the other breaks

      • 31
        Anonymous says:

        Perhaps Clarkson should have phoned his mistress’ grandad and told him in graphic detail what they did?

        Get a £multi-million contract after that.

      • 32
        Anonymous says:

        How would you feel if Clarkson had told you, he want to do the same to you?

        • 35
          Anonymous says:

          Don’t most pubs in the land have a loud-mouthed git making wild and clearly ridiculous threats?

          Are they all to be arrested?

          • Anonymous says:

            If they are they are thrown out and / or police called. If you go to decent pubs this is how it works.

          • Anonymous says:

            I vist many pubs and have never seen this kind of over-reaction.

            Silly comments like Clarkson’s are best ignored or ridiculed for the nonsense they are.

          • Wendy Bendy says:

            @Anon

            You’re sound like a very sensitive soul. I think you should be at home and certainly not here.

          • Abarth Phartrising says:

            Only if it would be advantageous to the political class.

          • Clifford Clavin says:

            Well, a loud-mouth git anyway.

          • DCI Brian Lane, ret. says:

            Disambiguation:

            Loud-mouth git= Someone who “knows” a little about everything and not enough about anything, yet is the first to tell you YOU’RE wrong, usually quite forcefully; e.g. Cliff Clavin, incipient mass-murdering postman on the Yank TV series Cheers.

            Anorak= Someone who knows what they are talking about and isn’t necessarily loud about it, but doesn’t have enough on the ball to realise YOU care f*ck-all about the subject; e.g. me.

            I can’t help myself. Stage an intervention, someone, PLEASE!

        • 46
          jgm2 says:

          How about we arrest folk in the street who are wearing Che Guevara or Chairman Mao T-shirts. After all they’re exulting in mass murder of unarmed civilians.

          I’m fucking shocked I am. I’m going to have UNISON’s lawyers look into it.

          Glorifying mass murder like that. The fuckers.

          • AC1 says:

            Or even T-Shirts with the hammer and sickle on them.

          • jgm2 says:

            And as for that ‘Keep the Red flag Flying here..’

            The lyrics are positively revelling in armed struggle against the legitimate government.

            I’m fucking shocked. Shocked I am. Get me UNISON’s lawyers on the blower.

          • Spartacus says:

            they already do it in british airports. you need to get out more.

          • The Paragnostic says:

            What about the P*kistani flag? Glorying in the repression and killing of brave shirt lifters – disgusting, I tell you!

        • 57
          Reds have no sense of humour says:

          Wouldn’t bother me in the slightest. It was a joke FFS. That’s how Clarkson makes his living by taking the piss.

          Have you never seen top gear? I not then I suggest if you find yourself in the hangar audience one day don’t stand too near Clarkson as you will most likely have your hair do or jumper ridiculed for the telly. But unlike Lefty Unison his vaudiece knows it is a joke, accepts it is a joke and laughs.

          • jrand says:

            Remind us again what he said about loony broony

          • Sir Aston Martin says:

            “One-eyed Scottish idiot”.

            Not actionable, for the most obvious reason.

          • jgm2 says:

            I think he apologised for ‘Scottish’ and ‘one-eyed’ on the grounds that Brown couldn’t really help that. Personally I don’t think Brown can help being a c*unt either but it does need saying.

          • Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

            It also gives one a feeling of personal satisfaction saying it out loud.

          • Stigism says:

            Some say, that he cut that man’s hair [pointing at a man in audience]…

          • Foghorn Leghorn says:

            What, Ah say, what he should have done is what Ah always do: Just say, “That’s a JOKE, son!” and then he, Ah say, he’d be home free. That, Ah say, that always works for the Pinkos.

          • The Paragnostic says:

            There was also the episode of HIGNFY that Clarkson chaired, and when Gordon was mentioned he chimed in with “He’s a cunt”. It was beeped out for broadcast, and I never could find it on YouTube, but remember laughing so much I spilled my brandy.

        • 112
          Sungei Patani says:

          Wouldn’t have given a toss.

        • 175
          Normal Perspn says:

          I would laugh.

        • 312
          Pedant#1 says:

          I’d laugh, FFS!

    • 30
      AC1 says:

      Death toll from Clarksonism ZERO
      Death toll from Marxism 150 Million +

      • 38
        Student Grant says:

        Up the Revolution Comrades

        Attack the plutocrats at the BBC! Invade Broadcasting House. Destroy the BBC – supporter of the traitor running dog renegade Miliband!

        Socialists of the World – Ignite!! Or, errr…sit in a tent!

        Tent City move to Broadcasting House – supporters of Obama – the Great Satan’s poodle.

      • 116
        Old Hogarth says:

        Depends how many people he’s run over.

      • 226
        Abarth Phartrising says:

        Is that a conservative estimate? (Or should it be a capital C?)

    • 83
      AC1 says:

      Egypt looking an even more bigger fuckup, Libya next.

      http://legalinsurrection.com/2011/11/we-know-who-lost-egypt/

      Of course because Obama launched his Kinetic Military action instead of Bush’s war, aljabeebya will say nothing.

    • 110
    • 143

      Who are these fellows and what it “the breakfast show”? Does it show how to cook bacon and eggs.

    • 179
      Sophie says:

      That they pay “comedians” to publicly call for the death of Lady Thatcher.

    • 187
      Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

      Guido, can you take this picture down please. It is making me heave.

    • 241
      Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

      Please, please, take this picture down. It is making me heave.

    • 315
      Anonymous says:

      Nice one Guido but your contribution seemed prematurely curtailed by that infestation of socialist cockroaches at Radio 5. Rachel Burden sounded like she’d laid an egg.

      • 371
        Really? says:

        It’s her signature style. Watching her performances on the live feed demonstrates her talents are wasted on the wireless. It’s a revelation how, since programmes split between London and Salford, presenters play to grey and empty rooms with only the production crew for company.

  2. 2
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Because Alastair Campbell is as honest as Tony Blair, and neither lied about documents like that to take the UK into illegal wars. Better attack the press in their fake moral outrage… maybe get some free money out of Rupert.

    • 3
      P.Mandevison, the Eminence Greasy says:

      But didn’t B£iar, Bonkers Brown & Campbell basically live up Murdoch’s arseole for years and years ??

    • 153
      Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

      That is one of the biggest things that gets me out of this whole charade – the way scumbags like Watson and Campbell are allowed to pass themselves off as paragons of truth and propriety without question.

      It just goes to show how far public life was corrupted under Blair and Broon

      • 200
        Cher Horowitz says:

        Ewwwww, Alastair Campbell– as if!

      • 203
        Ryan says:

        A bit like Ed Balls being able to claim he had nothing to do with the government debt fiasco and it was all the fault of “bankers”.

        How he gets away with it just astonishes me.

      • 368
        Rip van Wrinkle says:

        It used to be that a free press actually did their job and brought politicians to account. It was called the Fourth Estate.

        But as we don’t have a free press any longer and the bits we do have are under attack from the Rabid Left, these fuckers can say what they want, when the want without fear of reprisal or questionning. Unless of course you hang to the Right in which case you can be imprisoned without trial as being mentally sub-normal.

        That’s called the Fifth Column.

  3. 5
    MrAngry61 says:

    The iPlayer link is 3 hours long! At what point in time is the Guido clip?

    • 16
      Anonymous Misogynist says:

      click the ONYEL link…

    • 24
      MrAngry61 says:

      The clip starts at 1Hr 15 mins in.

      Shame Guido was cast off air just as he was getting into his stride – but he does seem to like to use words like blowjob, which makes B-BBC beeboids twitchy…

      • 34
        Anonymous Misogynist says:

        It could have been worse….lucky for the Beeb dildo wasn’t mentioned in the interview..
        Now we know why Guido wasn’t required to attend the ‘Leave-it-out son’ farce today, people who tell it like it really is..

      • 39
        Anonymous says:

        he should have said bum sex that would have been fine , nice and diverse

  4. 6
    Is it right to incite hatred against nurses and teachers who didnt strike ? says:

    what time are you on, Im not wading through 3 hours of their shite ?

    • 13
      Is it right to incite hatred against nurses and teachers who didnt strike ? says:

      Oh all right then I will 1:14:43 is where it starts

      • 94
        Spartacus says:

        how about someone posting the relevant section on utube and then giving us a pointer to it.

    • 23
      Is it right to incite hatred against people who think civil servats should fund their own pensions? says:

      So the Unions admit on the Brillo show that they were and are in constant negotiatios with the gvernment. It was all just a play on words as the negotiations were at a local/trade level and not a collective.

      There was absolutely no need for yesterday’s strike, the Unions have duped, used and abused their members. If I had my way all union officials would be taken out and shot in front of their families.

      • 51
        jgm2 says:

        Unions used, abused and duped their members?

        I’m shocked. Shocked I tell ya.

        It’s so that they can now accept the government’s proposals and claim a great victory over a terrified government who were humiliated by the depth of public support for the strikes.

        Twats.

        • 72
          AC1 says:

          It almost like the strike organisers the Socialist workers party is a hands off Labour Party department, and the strike was more about party politics and unions trying to punish voters.

          • Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

            Organisations like the SWP and UAF are merely left wing versions of the B&P and E D L. They allow those with bigotted views an outlet for the authoritarian fantasies.

          • AC1 says:

            Read their manifesto, the B&P is left wing. It’s why they do well in old labour areas.

          • Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

            I agree economically they are pretty similar – the B&P picks on people because of race , the SWP people because of class.

            The EDL and UAF just like drinking and fighting.

          • Ryan says:

            No really?

            Are you trying to suggest that strikes are a Labour Party put up job which is why they only attract support in strong Labour areas? Goodness no!

            Next you’ll be telling me that the tents outside St Pauls were just Labour supporting students on continuous rotation to give the impression that they actually gave a fuck!

            You’ll be telling me that the BBC heavily promoted the strikes which people in Swindon didn’t even notice because the Beeb has been stuffed full of Labour supporters for years.

            Finally you’ll be telling me that Socialist Worker is stuffed with the same Marxists as Labour only Labour tries to keep it quiet as otherwise nobody would ever vote for them.

            No, I’d never believe that.

          • AC1 says:

            the B&P picks on people because of their parentage, the SWP people because of their parentage

          • Really? says:

            It’s almost as if one were the direct action wing which funded and incited the Labour party from the beginning. What’s that? They did? Why don’t I hear about this when they report strikes on the news?

        • 202
          Evie Lennon says:

          Oh jgm2, you make me giggle. I think I’m falling in love with you.

          By the way, I’m shocked too!

          • louis riel says:

            in west of scotland political circles the swippers are regarded as a diect offshoot of the intelligence services- corrupted beyond redemption. if there such a thing as redemption for stalinist oxbridge nutters.

  5. 7
    Anonymous says:

    the unions can call for class war and applauded by the BBC

    • 45
      Selohesra says:

      If they want class war they can have it – but the oiks are going to lose

      • 69
        AC1 says:

        The modern extortion funded sector is analogous to a firm of “state leukaemia” whereby something that used to do a useful protecting job grows out of control starving the body into death.

  6. 9

    This is exactly what I’m referring to when I talk about moral decay
    What is a blow job anyway?
    Can anybody enlighten me?

  7. 10
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido

    I have just listened to it, Very good interview.

    Loved the bit at the end where the lady intervier apologised if any was offended for what you said :-)

    • 20
      labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      Where is it I can’t abide by this shit, just direct me to the gudio bit.

    • 71
      jgm2 says:

      Unfortunately because there’s really no polite way to say ‘Blowjob from a skanky whore’ Guido was very quickly moderated off the BBC while they cut to another BBC ad.

      So, sadly, his point was lost. The point being that, really, nobody gave a sh*t about this phone h*acking stuff when it concerned the embarrassing facts that s’lebs and politicians would like covered up. It was only when the fucking idiots went the extra mile and started ha*cking the phones of dead schoolkids that anybody sat up. But the s’lebs are absolutely delighted to take the opportunity to claim that their ‘loss of privacy’ is every bit as great as and such a terrible wrong as h*cking into the voicemail of a dead schoolkid.

      Now, if that’s the message I wanted to get across I’d have saved the word ‘blowjob’ for the end rather than the beginning of the explanation.

      • 246
        Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

        Yes, bit of any own-goal, unfortunately. The interviewer clearly didn’t have a clue about the actual facts of the matter – she was just reading her questions off a sheet of paper and spouting the usual brainwashed assumptions of a Beeboid Leftie – her accusations were false and her desire to paint Guido as a criminal were obvious. But why go on Radio Five Labour anyway? No chance of a fair hearing there.

      • 266
        Ivor Tapeworm says:

        Guido Guido ‘blew’ the opportunity to make his point properly. Not a succesful interview.

      • 282
        Osama the Nazarene says:

        +1 for all of the above.

  8. 11
    Greychatter says:

    What does Alistair Campbell do for a Living these days?

    • 19
      Is it right to incite hatred against nurses and teachers who didnt strike ? says:

      leak statements to his pals ?

    • 21
      Tony B£air Liar says:

      I couldn’t possible offer him a job. In fact, I don’t think I really know the man. Byee

    • 163
      SpAd says:

      He writes risible soft porn novels of the type that people who read one book a year (whilst on holiday) buy in airports.

    • 218
      Alastair Campbell's handlers says:

      We could tell you, but then we’d have to kill you…

  9. 12
    Babe Watch says:

    Who’s the babe next to Nicky Campbell?

    • 18
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      begs the question, should this post have a totty watch tag?

      • 52
        Female does not mean Totty says:

        Absolutely not, a definite 5, 9, 1, Taxi

        • 144
          Selohesra says:

          I shall probably regret this but “5,9,1,Taxi”?

          • Female does not mean Totty says:

            Go to the pub and see a girl 5/10
            Few pints later, she’s a 9/10
            Wake up in the morning, roll over vaguely remembering and she’a 1,
            Taxi!!

          • Selohesra says:

            thanks

          • Benjamin Franklin says:

            I wrote an essay on why it was advisable to “romance” older women. In this essay I remarked that as to the common objection that they have started to lose their looks, I had always thought that, in the dark, all “cats” are black. (Unlike Guido, I reckoned with the objection to “Naughty” words and “cleaned” it up a little bit. Now, all the American readers knew what words I REALLY meant, and diddly-squat the blue-nose divines of Philadelphia could do about it.) But the point still holds; in the dark, it’s all the same.

      • 382
        Old Crone says:

        I think you need to go to Specsavers.

  10. 15
    Tony B£air Liar says:

    Crikey that’s not an easy question. Is it a question? Look at the end of the day someone has got to take the decision. Do I worry? Of course I worry. I don’t nearly have enough money. Must dash … byeee

  11. 44
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Shame if Clarkson was kidding.

  12. 47
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    To ‘guido’: To bottle out at the last moment without apparent embarassment.

    • 62
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Fake.

      Represent your own views not manufacture other peoples views.

      • 90
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

        Fake.

        The original post looks more like Billy to me.

        • 160
          Billy Bowden in the greatest umpire ever ! says:

          It was a fake – I love Guido and would never post anything so rude about him.

    • 137
      Some Geezer wot's seen Deliverance too many times says:

      Dueling “Billy”s– which one is playing the banjo?

      Or squealing like a pig, for that matter?

  13. 49
    Gordon Brown says:

    Tomorrow I will cut tax from 22% to 20%.

    Best not mention the 10p rate

  14. 50
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
    • 56
      jgm2 says:

      Really important questions?

      Like ‘When are you going to put something on your blank sheet of paper?’ type questions?

      ‘When is Labour going to apologise for destroying the UK economy resulting in over one million redundancies, record debt and record deficits’? That kind of important question?

      • 227
        Ryan says:

        When is Labour going to stop blaming the banks for the mess they created by asking the banks to stuff the economy with risky debt to paper over the 2001 recession?

        When is Labour going to admit that the tents outside St Pauls is a put up job of Labour students to pretend that its a real protest and all the fault of the PM?

        When is Labour going to admit they stuffed the BBC with hundreds of its brainless supporters to cover up the mess Labour has made of the country and stop blaming it all on Maggie Thatcher?

        When is Labour going to admit that they put the Unions up to going on strike before the last election was even called?

        When is Labour going to admit that they adopted a “scorched earth” policy setting up hundreds of expensive contracts just before they were forced from office?

    • 59
      I don't need no doctor says:

      Was Miliband being operated by Unison.

    • 67
      Anonymous says:

      When’s the Mens Q+A?

      • 76
        Little Govey nonce boy says:

        I prefer children’s hour

        • 85
          AC1 says:

          You probably do labour-troll.

          • Little Govey nonce boy says:

            “labour-troll” – fuck off you cun*t.

            Try a former conservative supporter who is disgusted by Cameron and his crowd of perverts and inadequates – which presumably includes sad (paid for) arsewipes like you.

          • AC1 says:

            Nice Try “Moby”…

          • Little Govey nonce boy says:

            Here’s an even nicer try for you arsewipe:

            Blair – traitor and cun*t
            Brown – inept cun*t
            Milliband – useless cun*t

            Cameron – traitor and cun*t
            Osborne – inept cun*t
            Gove – useless cun*t

            Even a turd like you ought to see a pattern emerging there.

            Now, if I give you £2, will you fuck off and buy yourself some sweets to share with all the other little turds in CCHQ?

    • 130
      Engineer says:

      Thanks for coming? Are you sure they weren’t faking?

  15. 53
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Unison directive to Ed Miliband.
    You will condemn Clarkson’s comments.
    Jokes are not permitted against our comrades.
    You must also say that 25 million of our comrades marched yesterday.

  16. 61
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Mark Serwotka Mr. 100% liar.

    • 73
      fucky nell says:

      Maude put him right with the simple sword of truth and the trusty shield of British fair play

  17. 66
    BillyBob... says:

    BBC Five live is sh*t, complete crap.

    • 81
      Wendy Bendy says:

      .. that’s 5Lies for you.

    • 104
      Steve Miliband says:

      Don’t mind Mickey Clark in the morning.

      Heard a trailer the other day about a programme about the cuts. Geezer was eating cheaper food etc and instead of staying at a Hotel at Gatwick before his holidays he was going to sleep in the terminal to save money!!

      Holiday? What the fuck is a holiday?

      • 152
        morning glory says:

        But there is always that hint of condescension from the Campbell et al when he’s about to start or when he finishes, like they are patting him on the head for being their token slightly right leaning financial expert. Run along now Mickey can’t have you blaming the previous government.

        tossers

        • 253
          Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

          Quite so. This morning Campbell was outraged that Derek Hatton (yes, he of the Left) had the temerity to criticise the unions, at which point Campbell retorted ‘You’re saying the same thing as Francis Maude! You’re saying the same thing as Francis Maude!’ He then proceeded to try to ridicule Hatton’s point of view, inferring that Hatton was some kind of screwball with whom no sane person could possibly agree. Classic Campbell – can’t keep his bias to himself, but one wonders, does the Editor give a toss anyway?

          • The Paragnostic says:

            Campbell should have stuck to his core competence of presenting that stupid gameshow with Carol Smiley (it was so good I can’t remember what it was called, but it was the Hangman rip-off).

            When he tries to sound serious, he just comes across as a patronising cunt – perfect NuLabour, in fact.

          • Cell time says:

            I just read the above few comments assuming you were reffering to Alki Campbell, not till the last comment did I realise.

            But I suppose the comments are relevant of so many of the left.

          • DCI Brian Lane, ret. says:

            @ Paragnostic= Carol Smillie was on Wheel of Fortune in the early 90′s, and

            Hold on, woke up Esther; ta

    • 161
      AC1 says:

      Removed superfluous words.

      BBC is sh*t, complete crap

  18. 68
    Lev says:

    I LOLed.

  19. 70
    All publicity is good publicity says:

    It’s been a great week for you then Guido. It would have cost you hundreds of thousands of pounds to buy that much space in the papers and air time on the telly and radio. You even got promoted by the BBC and they don’t do advertising.

    You owe the judge a big thank you.

  20. 75
    SCAB SCAB SCAB says:

    Ah. So Unison’s and Red Ed’s attack on Clarkson is politically motivated because he is a friend of Dave.

    • 105
      jgm2 says:

      Yes.

      Same as Rebekah Brooks.

      No mention of The Blessed Tony Blair of Labour who was to be found baptizing the Dirty Digger’s kid in the River Jordan only a few months prior. Or Sarah Brown hosting sleepovers for the Murdochs.

      Nope. It’s all about tying h*cking Millie Dowler’s phone to Murdoch and hence to Brooks and Cameron.

      Establish the link in however tenuous a fashion as possible between the T*ries and h*cking murdered girls phones and then, for double bonus points, use that level of righteous outrage to pass a law which’ll mean no fucker will be able to report anything about what they (Labour) and their pals get up to. It being a breach of their privacy if they want to fuck their secretary or collude in starting a war.

      • 350
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        Did Rebekah ever go to a pyjama party with Dave? Why do the Left completely ignore the fact that all this crap happened on their watch? And Witchfinder-General Watson was up to his grimy little paunch in all of it?

    • 118
      I don't need no doctor says:

      It’s jealousy. Who on earth would be friends with Miliband or any of the union leaders. Imagine admitting Serwotka was a friend of yours. Yuk.

      • 136
        Ed Miliband says:

        Mark is my good friend.

        • 166
          I don't need no doctor says:

          No Ed you are his dummy. Repeat after me gottle of gear

        • 167
          jgm2 says:

          No he isn’t Ned. You don’t have any friends. Even your brother doesn’t talk to you and your girlfriend wouldn’t marry you.

          • Grumpy Old Man says:

            ….Or allow Ed to put his name on their birth certificates. Mind you, that could turn out to be a blessing for the poor mites. Let not the sins of the Father be visited on the children and all that.

  21. 82
    Desperate Dan says:

    BBC think its just fine for their employees to relish the thought of celebrating when Margaret Thatcher dies. They love people speculating about the Queen’s underwear. They think its just great to employ people who make jokes about assassinating the Royal family. But if you mention the unsavoury sex lives of Labour luvvies or make a joke about shooting strikers the double standards kick in. Their hypocrisy is mindblowing.

    • 99
      Gonk says:

      Always quick to take offence where obvious joke intended and
      when serious violence or damage to property of middle class
      opponent carried out always quick to excuse.
      ( That bald ordinary business man dissed me, so I slung him off the bridge )

  22. 91
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    @AC1 and others :

    • 138
      Engineer says:

      Eh?

      The main reason we’re in this mess is government overspending – caused by Socialist policies leading to governments running out of other peoples’ money….

      • 221
        No need for an ism to explain it says:

        It’s simple greed.

        • 284
          AC1 says:

          State Greed.

          • Grumpy Old Man says:

            When socialists get into power they plant a Money Tree. But then they fail to feed it, water it, and start to pick the unripe fruit. And when the tree dies, they blame the banks and America.

      • 235
        Ryan says:

        Sadlly I don’t even think it was “policies” of any sort. It was about papering over the cracks in the economy after 2001 long enough so that Brown could gets his hands on power. The daft egotistical twat. Fucked off now never to be seen again though, hasn’t he?

    • 158
      AC1 says:

      What colour is the sky in his alternate dimension?

  23. 95
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
    • 117
      Desperate Dan says:

      I wouldn’t trust him. He’s part of the Fox-Werrity-Hague pro-Israel propaganda campaign.

  24. 98
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
    • 101
      Selohesra says:

      How about submitting a load of complaints that the BBC has apologised for what werre clearly tongue-in-cheek comments

      • 308
        t says:

        Kay Burley’s faux outrage on Sky really is fantastic insincerity

        • 354
          Normal Person says:

          Ms Burley has come out as a nincompoop

        • 366
          Joe the Plumber says:

          Mizz Burley interviewed an expert today regarding the forthcoming drought and subsequent water shortage. She kept trying to prompt this scientist into saying that it was due to “climate change”. He, ever so politely, stressed many times that it was a change in “weather patterns”. She started to take the piss by saying “Climate then?” and “Climate-Weather, same thing”. Talking to her as though she was the mentally retarded child of his wealthy benefactor, the scientist decided that he had better explain the difference–at which point, the absolutely wrinkle free Mizz Burley cut him off in mid-sentence.

    • 121
      I don't need no doctor says:

      And how many complaints about left wing bias has the BBC received and covered up?

      • 383
        Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

        Nobody knows, because nobody is allowed to find out. There is no accountability and no regulation apart from self-regulation, which of course the British Press is shortly to be deprived of.

    • 125
      Anonymous says:

      ….from 4769 distinct IP addresses? Or perhaps from a much smaller cluster of addresses issued to Labour HQ and Unison?

    • 238
      Ryan says:

      200million people that actually watch TopGear said they didn’t give a fuck but they wouldn’t see why they should pay the licence fee if TopGear wasn’t on the telly as the rest of its output was utter shite.

    • 297
      smoggie says:

      How many people pissed themselves laughing as did I?

      2 million?

  25. 100
    The Facts says:

    The BBC has received 4,761 complaints over Clarkson and no doubt most of them will have been orchestrated by the unions. Of course what will not be mentioned is that 59,995,239 people have not complained despite shit strring by Red Ed and his Unions.

    • 111
      I don't need no doctor says:

      While the unions are looking into any offence that may have been committed by Clarkson, might they look into the lies spoken by Barber, Prentice and Serwotka. Personally if someone shot all three union leaders the UK would be a far better place.

    • 113
      Desperate Dan says:

      The BBC receives countless complaints every day. Their usual response is “Sorry you’ve been offended but tough luck because we’re right and you’re wrong and you can’t do anything about it”. The only exception to this rule is when Labour deadbeats and Union liars want to make political capital out of it.

  26. 106
    Jimmy says:

    Can anyone explain what this story is about? There’s nothing about it on Radio 4. I think the gardener listens to Five or Talksport or something like that but I don’t want to bother him.

  27. 108
    Gordon Brown says:

    I spoke to the Shed earlier.

    I will be cutting tax relief on it’s pension contributions

  28. 119
    FA Call says:

    We recommend a Footballer Bonus Tax.

  29. 124
    Desperate Dan says:

    Mind you, the BBC promised Ed and the Unions they’d get 3million strikers on the streets yesterday. They’ve been pushing the strike all day every day for weeks. On Tuesday, the day of the Autumn Statement, the BBC was wall-to-wall union barons. But oh dear they failed – again. They’re having a tantrum today because the public didn’t do what they told them to do.

  30. 126
    I don't need no doctor says:

    BBC cuts debate currently on BBC Parliament. Dimbleby £15k per each QT.

    • 148
      annette curton says:

      On the last QT Dimbleby tried to put the Sainsbury director on the spot by asking him what his salary was, he told him exactly what it was and pointed out that it is published in the company accounts for anybody to see, Dimbleby was not so forthcoming and refused to reciprocate, BBC will not disclose salaries/payments despite numerous FOI requests, holier than thou hypocrisy again.

      • 217
        Normal Person says:

        There is nothing hoy about the upper reaches of the BBC. A bunch of hoons engaged in a conspiracy to systematically rip off the taxpayers.

      • 247
        Shite City says:

        The BBC have addressed this issue in the past by saying that it would be unfair to expect them to publish the salaries of their top earners as it would give their commercial rivals an advantage and the secrecy is required to maintain a level playing field.

        WTF ! How the fuck can you claim a level playing field when you receive state sponsored funding on a scale unparralled to any other media organsation.
        Its anything but a level playing field you lying thick fuckers !

        • 319
          AC1 says:

          I wonder will the BBC be championing removing this sort of remuneration information from Listed companies accounts?

      • 323
        Anonymous says:

        He keeps it quiet but Dimbo is also an ex Bullingdon Boy.

  31. 128
    Jasmin Alibi Cunt says:

    What the fuck is the BBC doing giving air time to a Labour supporting smug, sneering, chip on both shoulders Celt, and a ghastly, boring, lefty drone twat from the Midlands???

    Oh…………. I get it

  32. 129
    A poofter says:

    That women has a face for radio

  33. 132
    Wasting Police Time says:

    Sky have just said they have checked with the Plod bto see if anyone has complained about Jeremy Clarkson because the would have to investigate the complaint. So far no one has but I’ve no doubt Sky have just planted seeds into the minds of the lefties and the Plodwill nowcreceive complaints.

    But what a waste of police time and money it would be, imagine what would happen if the plod were contacted about every joke someone feigned offence at.

    • 164
      CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

      They want him to get fired from the BBC so that they can hire him.

      • 262
        Cash is the ultimate decider says:

        I didn’t think Clarkson WAS employed by BBC…his production Comapny produces Top Gear for BBC under agreement that is commissioned annually…given the size of the audince for programme and the sales worldwide I think the BBC will not wish to dispense with Mr Clarkson’s services although I agree that Sky or any other commercial channel will not be as squeamish as BBC and hire him like a shot on vastly improved fees

    • 367
      Joe the Plumber says:

      Perhaps complaints to the bbc should work like the Advertising Standards Authority,. If you are a private citizen, it is free to complain. If you represent or are an official or a manager of a company or an organisation, you have to put up a financial guarantee or deposit to cover the legal and other costs of the investigation. The money is refundable if your complaint is upheld. Very few companies make complaints against their competitors.

    • 369
      Rip van Wrinkle says:

      Since this war on Murdich there’s absolutely no doubt Sky is in the process of morphing into BBC5.

      One day, the TV’s going to disappear through the window.

  34. 139
    Zzzzzzzzzzzz says:

    Jokes about executing trade unionists = funny for right wingers (“left wingers have no sense of humour” etc).

    Jokes about waiting for Mrs T to die = funny for left wingers (“right wingers have no sense of humour” etc).

    Conclusion = left/right wingers love unfunny jokes (so long as they’re the right ones).

  35. 140
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
  36. 141
    Get a Grip says:

    I imagine the BBC won’t be inviting Guido on Newsround then?

  37. 162
    George Osborne says:

    I recently responded to one of those TV adverts promising compensation for “accidents in the workplace.”

    Apparently shitting your pants in the House of Commons just before the Autumn Statement isn’t worth anything.

  38. 169
    Anonymous says:

    Why does Billy Bowden is etc keep posting other peoples tweets on here.

    • 182
      Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

      I give up. Why does Billy do anything? Why Billy? Why, oh why, oh why?

      Sorry about that, I have taken the tablets and can pass for normal, at least on here, for a little while.

      I think it is because Billy’s local Get a Life Club has closed down and he has reverted to Twitter and here for company. Bless.

  39. 173
    Not surprised says:

    Offended by my remarks? Meet me outside later and I’ll fucking offend you again!

  40. 194
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
    • 230
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      “UNISON branch sec telling ppl who didn’t strike “What you did was immoral & unacceptable and you should be ashamed”"

      “If you cross a picket line you are a scab. There is no other word for it and it is one of the worst things that can be done”

      • 236
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
      • 242
        jgm2 says:

        ‘One of the worst things that can be done’?

        Going to work to provide for your family? One of the worst things that can be done?

        Is it somewhere between rape and murder then?

        Somewhere between ABH and GBH perhaps?

        Somewhere between shoplifting and burglary mayhap?

        How about between sp*e*eding and littering? Is it worse than that?

        How about somewhere between parking in a ‘Parents with Children Only’ space at Tescos and an overdue library book?

        Is it worse than that?

        Really?

        Oh do fuck off.

      • 250
        Anonymous says:

        Hate crime, he’s inciting hate towards those nurses and teachers who chose to go into work yesterday , what getting done about this !

        • 254
          A clear example of language used to incite hatred says:

          “It may be unpleasant to be called a “scab” but it is more unpleasant for those of us who take strike action to know that there are a minority who refuse to accept democratic decisions. If you cross a picket line you are a scab. There is no other word for it and it is one of the worst things that can be done.”

          • jgm2 says:

            those of us who take strike action to know that there are a minority who refuse to accept democratic decisions

            Errrrrr – talking of refusing to accept democratic decisions –

            Labour lost.

            Get over it.

            Your pensions are history – the majority has spoken.

            Democratically.

          • AC1 says:

            Work is NOT a democracy it’s a contract between your employer (in this case the taxpayer) and the the employee.

          • A clear example of langue used to incite hatred says:

            The difference between what Clarkson said and what this unionista said is that clarkson wasnt serious, the unionista WAS !

            No one does intolerance and hatred better than the left.

        • 261
          jgm2 says:

          Absolutely.

          Cameron should get on TV and give it the full ‘I refuse to condemn nurses, dinner ladies (and whatever the other go-to group of special little angels the bed-wetters and box-tickers all hide behind) who choose to carry out their duties in the teeth of union intimidation.’

          Get it right up you you fuckers.

      • 263
        The percentages prove that the majority of union mebers did NOT support the strike says:

        Bearing mide that the vast majority of UNISON mebers didn’t bother to vote I think that those who voted for strike actually AREN’T in the majority anyways….80% of only 20% of the mebership actually means that only 16% of members voted to strike

    • 357
      The Thought Police says:

      Name this person please

  41. 196
    BillyBob... says:

    Hopefully I am not the only one here that thinks Richard Bacon is a toss pot…

    • 201
      A tosspot of this parish (is it Billy?) says:

      I take exception to that on behalf of my fellow tosspots. A letter from Sue, Grabbit & Run outlining the case for defamation will follow shortly.

    • 224
      jgm2 says:

      Is that the same Richard Bacon who used to present Blue Peter until he left in something of a hurry. Even the BBC deciding that having a coke-fiend in contact with young children was probably a reputational risk.

      • 248
        annette curton says:

        Kept snorting the icing sugar they used for the kiddies how to bake a bun slot I expect.

    • 346
      They're ALL tosspots says:

      Tell us which one:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Bacon

      On second thought, never mind.

  42. 212
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    Arf.

    Rachel Burden, should have stayed on Tony Livesey’s show!

  43. 213
    Dave says:

    Too many Billys make a Twat.

  44. 219
    Hang The Bastards says:

    What a stupid fucking cow that Rachel Bint is.

    She is a complete air head, and next to that Left-of-Leftie Nicky Fuckwit Campbell they make a good pair to spout the biased BBC mantra.

    Stop wasting my taxpayers money on these tvvats

  45. 223
    Chin Chin says:

    Is this from the same left wing who fall over themselves to make excuses up for Stalin, Mao and Che Guevara.

    I wonder how they’d feel if they where sent to internment camps under ‘glorious leader’ or their Mothers or Sisters where raped by the Argentine crackpot who’s own friend and comrade Fidel couldn’t wait to send him to his death to quell his murderous and rape filled rampages.

    • 229
      Alan Davies says:

      I like wearing T-shirts with Che Guevara on them when I appear on the BBC.

      He was cooool.

      What murder and rape?

  46. 228
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Leftie mob have no sense of humour, who have thought it !

    • 233
      Angela Merkin says:

      Humour vill be ze first thing to go.

      Now, where is that painting of the Fallen Madonna with ze big boobies?

  47. 232
    annette curton says:

    Thread disintegrated early, has Larry the Cat been at it?.

  48. 243
    Anonymous says:

    Wow! You’re, like, so edgy and cool.

  49. 245
    Anonymous says:

    I notice not half an hour after you were booted off they were joking about toe sucking and wanking to the Daily Star.

  50. 265
    President Ahmadinejad says:

    You Westerners are total scum.

    You have no respect for people and who they are.

    This evil criminal Jeremy Clarkson, must pay for his filthy hate crimes.

    He must be executed in front of his family.

    (why is that NOT funny ? Or indeed funny – as the case may be?)

    • 288
      President Ahmadinejad says:

      And that Huhne Joshua Rosenberg on SKY can get fucked too, saying it was a ‘crass remark and he should apologise’….judgmental or wott ? Pompous prat.

      • 334
        Golders Green til I die says:

        Fuck off raghead.

        He may be a slimy do you boy, but he’s our do you boy.

  51. 268
    adge says:

    IMO. Considering the Beeb have been spouting the strikes continually for the last couple of months and the effect being as in the seventies – Clarkson responded with the language that would have been used in the seventies, (not all were in favor of strikes then believe you me) in fact it was the women who stood up to the unions in the end, you never see that reported do you? So Clarkson’s language is quite mild to what was being used then, by both male and female, The Beeb can’t put a situation out as one thing then cry wolf when someone reacts to their comments, especially if you are old enough to remember them times.

    • 270
      A storm in a tea cup says:

      Sky has had to admit that the majority of callers to their poll on the matter of Clarkson are supportive…meanwhile they have footage of him and James May leaving UK at Heathrow presumably for Top Gear filming…meanwhile whilstthe BBC News Dept is getting itself into a lather over his comments I suspect that the men in suits know that if they try and sack Clarkson he’ll take the Top Gear franchsie with him to Sky or Commercial TV and they will be a few million pounds down in programme sales….so this’ll all blow over…

      • 296
        Anonymous Misogynist says:

        BBC lose exclusivity to F1…Sky already puts advertising on Red Bull car for the final race in Brazil.

        Sky are playing it for all they’re worth

        The Beeb couldn’t afford to lose Clarkson, he knows it and they know it, end of..

  52. 280
    Chin Chin says:

    Has anyone read the Climate Gate 2.0 Leaked Emails that surfaced the other week?

    The BBC caught red handed.

    No wonder their pensions are tied in with the AGW scam.

    • 362
      Grumpy Old Man says:

      Yes I have.

      Yes you’re right. David Attenborough has a lot of explaining to do.

  53. 286
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
  54. 290
    Double standards says:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7907267.stm

    Campaigners dressed as zombies will ‘hang bankers’ in central London to protest against the way the government has been handling the economic crisis.

    PUBLIC SECTOR = PIG FUCKING IGNORENT

  55. 299
    DUDLEY ZOO says:

    I was going to cry “hands off my pension” then I remembered I don’t have one

  56. 301
    BillyBob... says:

    Clarkson or Akmed Dinner Jacket….. no contest, it is the Dinner Jacket up against the wall !!

  57. 316
    Anonymous says:

    Jeremy “superinjunction” Clarkson? Don’t make me laugh! Oh, he didn’t.

  58. 318
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Oh, dear. What a fit of the vapours. They even put a content warning on the website and cut Guido off. Arseholes.

  59. 320
  60. 321
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido comment of the day contender?

  61. 327
    Selohesra says:

    The idea of Steve Coogan having sex with anyone even if he/she were drugged out of their skulls is one I find quite shocking – I demand an appology

  62. 329
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
  63. 332
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    At least Nicky Campbell didn’t call Guido a Nazi this time.

    • 335
      jgm2 says:

      I don’t think Campbell got a word in before Guido rolled his little audio-grenade across the airwaves and gave the BBC all the excuse they needed to cut him off.

    • 348
      The Public Have a Right to Know! says:

      What about ALASTAIR Campbell? What’s THAT waste-of-oxygen saying about GF today? Or has he shut his gob?

    • 384
      Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

      Yes, he is noted for his fair-minded and impartial approach.

  64. 336
    Cynic says:

    In Belfast bin ben who went on strike have been employed by the Council on Saturday on time and a half rates to clear the unemptied bins. So go on strike and Councils pay you 50% extra.

    Time for some privatisation!!!!!!!!!

  65. 338
    Crikey says:

    Ed, did Clarkson mention Millie Dowler? If so there’s years of mileage for you in that. You could also try and fit in an “Ashcroft”. Brill eh?

  66. 342
    sense of humour failure says:

    Unionista not happy to accept apology from Clarkeson, boo hoo, I’ve complained to BBC re comments by Labour mp about Lady Thatcher and also Union comments about their members crossing picket lines. Addressed to the paper bin as that is where it will go without comment. And what is it with their effin drawn out complaint method? Tossers

    • 345
      jgm2 says:

      If you read the transcript it’s quite clear that he’s taking the p155.

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15993549

      Jeremy Clarkson: Of course I don’t, no. What, somebody public service? No, I don’t. No, absolutely. But we have to balance this though, because this is the BBC.

      Matt Baker: Yes, exactly.

      Jeremy Clarkson: Frankly, I’d have them all shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families. I mean, how dare they go on strike when they have these gilt-edged pensions that are going to be guaranteed while the rest of us have to work for a living.

      Matt Baker: Well, on that note of balancing an opinion, of course those are Jeremy’s views.

      Alex Jones: Only Jeremy’s views.

      Jeremy Clarkson: They’re not. I’ve just given two views for you.

      • 385
        Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

        They are thick as you know what, arn’t they? Frightened to death by what he said, went into ‘distancing mode’ as a knee-jerk reaction. I think he was actually making a dig at the BBC’s pro-union non-stop coverage which had been on all that day.

  67. 343
    Cressida Dick-Balls says:

    Silly bitch from Unison on Sky News claiming Jezza is inciting hatred towards public sector workers.

    You’re managing that very well by yourself.

  68. 344

    Dave Prentis *parp*
    Mark Serwotka *parp*
    Brendan Barber *parp*

    Quick, simple, lasting.

  69. 353
    Desperate Dan says:

    I think Clarkson should leave the boring BBC and put Top Gear out on Sky Arts, the superlative Arts Channels that are free from the dead hand of Alan Botney and his talentless friends. Or Sky Sports maybe, the Channels that still broadcast live sport.

    • 375
      Really? says:

      The presumption of them, the filthy profit-making commercial outfit that they are. They’ve the brass neck to have TWO entire arts channels, it’s as if they’re trying to make some sort of point about our decades-long stranglehold on broadcasting our uniquely-funded ‘quality’ television.

      • 386
        Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

        And have you seen the amount of Beeboid Lefties who go on it? When money is to be made, they know what to do.

  70. 373
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Does that Hunt Chukka play polo?

  71. 378
    Comic Opera says:

    Is this the photo competition?



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