November 30th, 2011

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Former Screws political editor Ian Kirby updates Facebook status

“Is astonished. I never knew there were two Alastair Campbells. The one I know told me Peter Mandelson was insane, but insisted I used it anonymously, persuaded Tony Blair to change the law in response to News of the World campaigns, spent years trying to befriend the Daily Mail and invented the claim that Sir John Major wore his shirt tucked in his underpants. He also encouraged me and Andy Coulson to ask Tony Blair if he and Cherie were in the Mile High Club to make a good headline. I’m worried that AC has been kidnapped and no-one noticed.”


22 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the most hated poster on here says:

    Campbell was more of a politicon than a politicon.

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Sounds like the behaviour of someone in immediate danger of a breakdown. Oh – wait.

  3. 3
    "Billy Bowden" is a figment of our imaginations says:

    Surprised somebody hasn’t posted a clip of Humphrey Bogart as Captain Queeg from the Caine Mutiny yet.

  4. 4
    Rat's arse says:

    If Campbell said it was Wednesday today, I’d go and check. The word ‘liar’ doesn’t do that b*stard justice. We’ll have to invent a word to describe him – any suggestions?

  5. 5
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    He’s the only one who’s worried. How can an unelected Spinner cause so much damage and have such influence? Hope he and his Mrs are raising a glass to free schools tonight?

    Also, seems to me all private schools were open today whilst the state ones often weren’t – therefore Miliband and Balls, by supporting these strikes are widening the gap between the rich and poor.

  6. 6
    It's Timmy Time says:

    Making fun of someone who has suffered from a mental illness is really big, clever and funny. Oh, wait NO IT IS NOT

  7. 7
    Vince Cable's rucksack says:

    That FB status is ‘not available’ any more!

  8. 8
    Marmite says:

    Hope you recover your sanity soon timmy. You and Moussa must be a drain on the Health Service.
    Get a feckin grip and lighted up.

  9. 9

    Campbell is a porn writer elevated into a position to which he was totally unsuited.

  10. 10
    Sir Patrick Mower CBE, FRS, FRAS says:

    Meanwhile: the world keeps turning.

  11. 11
    Ewanme says:

    LOL !!

    Has you ever bought a paper in the last 40 years , Sir Patrick , darlin ???

    E x .

  12. 12
    Sir Patrick Mower CBE, FRS, FRAS says:

    No, madam but Russell Grant did predict that I would grow old. That was on the BBC’s Breakfast Time, if I remember correctly.

  13. 13
    Pea Brain says:

    Your mind is tiny.

  14. 14
    P e a B ra i n says:

    lol

    Your mind is tiny.

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Are those qualifications genuine or bought from A.Blair Enterprises.SA.

  16. 16
    East Midlander says:

    Scum.

  17. 17
    East Midlander says:

    #10 Are those qualification genuine or purchased from A,Blair Enterprises SA

  18. 18
    I'm the Herb and Spice Man Baby says:

    Leper’s death puke

  19. 19
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Human-by-proxy, dear? Does that count as one word?

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Rat’s arse?

  21. 21
    Ricky G says:

    If it’s Campbell then we must agree to differ.

  22. 22
    delete, delete, delete, .... says:

    Fatty-Watty syndrome seems rife these days.


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