Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning
Reform the House of Lords | Nigel Farage
Labour Members Don’t Believe Ed Can Be PM | Rafael Behr
How China Bought Britain | London Loves Business
Why Dave Shouldn’t Check His Twitter | Buzzfeed
Young People Getting More Libertarian | ConHome
How to Write a Dan Hodges Column | Left Foot Forward
Politicians Made This Mess | Douglas Carswell
Magna Carta – Walking in King John’s Footsteps | Anna Raccoon
How to Stop Reckless Bankers | Guido Fawkes
Tories Double Younger Support | Guardian
Public Prefers Boris to Dave | Times
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
UKIP Official Policy Dept says:
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
Kersplash!
Is that Fatima Whitbread?
Whitbread’s a man so no.
He said that the fact that the China Investment Corporation was considering investing in infrastructure projects did not mean China was buying the UK.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/blog/2011/nov/28/politics-live-blog
George is RICH.
If he needs advice on how to increase taxes, he should talk to his accountant who will tell him about the wheezes that the rich use to avoid taxes.
The fact that he does not take this action indicates his lack of will to solve this problem.
What’s wrong with avoiding tax? Anyone who volunteers tax he does not necessarily need to pay, is a fucking idiot.
Georgie’s dream girl, Christine Lagarde, is about to piss our £40bn IMF contribution down the Italian and Spanish pots to prop up the crumbling Euro.
FFS, Osborne a lady’s man!?
I am astoundingly rich, and through tax-avoiding methods such as Windrush Ventures LLC, I remain astonishingly ridiculously rich.
Mwa ha ha haha hahaa!
You have to support Osborne when he is correct, its a welcome start.
Why is Piers Morgan fiddling with Groucho Marx’s corsetry?
There is an awful lot of drawing in it for Rick and Mark.
Watson looks completely different without his glasses, don’t you think? Why is Caroline calling him George?
Beats me…
NO, seriously what is this about?
This may help:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/phone-hacking/8757740/Phone-hacking-Andy-Coulson-helped-spin-story-of-George-Osborne-and-dominatrix.html
Ah. So it’s taken Rich and Marks a mere three months to turn out a topical cartoon on the subject.
Good going, fellas …
Caroline Lucas?
Piers Morgan & Dianne Abbot?
Ah. So it’s taken Rich and Marks a mere three months to turn out a topical cartoon on the subject.
Good going, fellas …
perhaps Levenson might found out?
Levenson will be calling Guido to explain himself, according to Al Jabeeba news bulletin yesterday.
When is the Rt Hon Lord Justice going to explain himself?
Fatima Whitbread?
Here we have the country in actual meltdown, with the idiot Brendan Barber bringing the country to a near standstill on Wednesday.
What do the fools in Government do, give millions to Africa to combat climate change!
If it is absolutely necessary, where is the urgency in these stringent times? Could it not wait for a year or two?
B
illions
I’m not sure losing the 5-a-day coordinators will bring the country to a standstill. I think the wealth generating bit will enjoy the traffic being a bit less congested
and that’ll be the extent of the change.
The point is the Country won’t come to a halt, in fact most people will wonder if the Country can run with 2 million fucking scumbags on strike,do we need them at all?
Especially the fucking women who seem to think the whole of society should be based around the needs of their wombs.
Get real jobs you fucking slags.
If it shuts down the airports then it is a problem. But for the most part, nobody will notice the difference.
Oh dear, if the airports shut down, how are the dodgy immigrants expected to be waved thru?
Another wet dream from Osborn? And look, some talcum powder on the table, handy for those corset burns…
I have oneirogmophobia.
Is that snow powder, all lovely and white
That ugly tart is part of “Black Beauties”! A Trade description offence I think.
Nice one. Egg on faces of Watson, Campbell & Leveson. And a funny/topical Rich & Mark cartoon. Good weekend’s work.
WTF!
Don’t worry WVM it’s typical from R&M’s Monday morning view on here, wide of the mark, off topic and completely out of date.
+ infinity.
You forgot…. it has to include a text bubble to tell you what the joke is.
So did a lot of Hogarth’s work. Can you not see the similarities in both Wit and Style? Hang on, I’ll put my glasses on, and show you…
Oh, Shit!
‘it has to include a text bubble to tell you what the joke is’
Whoosh – straight over my head,
only been looking for a couple of years, but there certainly hasn’t been a ‘Joke’ in that time.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/nov/27/leveson-inquiry-leak-blogger-summoned?newsfeed=true
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/guido-fawkes-summoned-to-press-inquiry-after-leak-6268880.html
I wish sky would make up there mind is it gweedo or guido , to think some one could be visiting this site for the first time , and wondering what the hells going off .
Why on earth would Leveson seek to keep important evidence about hacking at the Mirror secret? Unless, as the Euro collapses and the EU begins hurtling towards integration, this inquiry is being used as a means for the Establishment to only go after eurosceptic newspapers and shut down dissent against furthrr integration?
“Unless, as the Euro collapses and the EU begins hurtling towards (dis)integration…”
So it’s not all doom and gloom then misterned.
He’s going to find all this attention terribly upsetting.
mmm anyone think one of them looks like mandelson ?
Yep, Peter Mandelson meets Tessa Sanderson. Why? I’ve no idea.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/11/27/guido-fawkes-summoned-to-leveson_n_1115068.html
David Cameron, laughingly the joke prime minister, has issued yet another tribute today. No not the one to the dead footballer, he always being one for jumping on bandwagons, No this time it’s to the former country known as Great Britain, which is sinking fast into oblivion on his watch, Soon there will only be a few millionaires left in a country that is in very quick decline
Our Fawkes is up before the beak
Word is he made a naughty leak
So now they’ll break him on the wheel
O how they’ll try and make him squeal
The only thing, though, these days is
The whole shebang is nowt but piss
It’s years Churchill’s Engerland
Turned into Carroll’s Wonderland
Who knows what Watson now Will do?
Guido’s sure to say Dildo.
Didn’t they torture the real Guy Fawkes before they finally chopped him, avery unpleasent torture, enough to make the eyes water
Better than having a sword stuck up your arse…Gadaffi like.
Gnash!
That little word “since” went AWOL from the penultimate line while I was feeding the cat.
I’ll get me coat.
That one avtually does scan, well done youve got three yes’s
ALL of mine scan, madam.
Check the syllables if you can recall how to count beyond three.
You might revise spelling, plurals and apostrophes while you’re at it.
Have a nice day.
I keep telling you people I’m not a nelly-boy, not that there’s anything wrong with being one, and if I were one, I would say so, blah di blah di blah di, fumpher fumpher…
All right. The charade’s gone on way too long…
I find it cringeworthy when politicians offer their respects to dead people that they probably couldn’t give a crap about. Ed Miliband, the daft twat, felt the need to offer condolences re Gary Speed’s death using twitter. Why do politicians feel they that have to have view on everything? It’s a shame when someone dies in tragic circumstances like this but I never met the man, I don’t know his friends or family and am ultimately not bothered about his death. I also feel uneasy about people laying flowers outside Leeds football club. What is the point? It’s all bit like the Princess Diana hysteria. Bloody idiots! And another thing……if I see another roadside car crash memorial – I think I might remove it. The one I saw yesterday was a full on wooden cross with a brass plaque. I don’t want to see flowers etc littering the kerbside for months & years. Not far from where I live there’s a freaking bike (sprayed white to give a ghostly effect) wired half way up a tree. Check this out
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/2008/10/08/ghost-bike-a-reminder-of-cycle-victim-91466-21988080/
Daft twats !
Well said. That politicians think they must have a view on everything reflects on their spineless characters. They simply don’t have the interlectual strengths. I suspect that’s why they go into politics in the first place.
“interlectual” educashun educasion teaching
I always go for the content rather than presentation. You’re not an MP by any chance?
Spot on! Sad for the family and close friends, but inconsequential for the rest of us. Politicians always keen for some PR, no matter how it’s obtained.
Frankly I’d never heard of the bloke. Sad to hear of someone offing himself at 42, but I can’t say I have been struck numb by grief.
I’m afraid that kerbside memorials seem to be an increasing UK trend with flowers etc taped to railings,lamp posts trees,bridges,crossings etc… which in their turm are a traffic hazard and thus could cause yet another person to crash etc….now fully I understand that people need to grieve but its always struck me as ridiculous that relations/friends would want to put floral tributes,fluffy toys and rememberance cards around the very object that their loved wrapped themselves around ??….far better to reserve these sorts of thing to the persons graveside if interred or in a garden of rememberance if cremated….
Agreed – but that goes for most of the other comments too – even if you knew the chap Twitter is not the appropriate medium for something so tragic. Twitter is for shallow vacuous comments – which is why it is so loved by politicians
Never knew Baroness King was into this sort of thing.
Guess she’s got little choice these days
Why is she growing a ‘tache? Is it a Movember thing? And btw Lefties – why hasn’t Watson been summoned given that it was his blog whence Campbell’s evidence was laid bare?
Bloody marvelouth ! The only polithy I’ve ever come up with and it’th tholen by bloody Othborne.
Osborne really isn’t that wrinkled.
Who left the Chancellor out in the sun?
And for that matter, what ethnicity did Rich and Mark have in mind for our female subject…Incan?
Don’t metnion the e-word or Derek Draper will be after you.
… or even mention it …
I see we’ve started this day off on a light note after yesterday’s hilarity.
So georgie porgie is going to announce me@sures in his budget statement this week to help the ‘squeezed middle’
++++Laugh++++
poor old militwit’s going to need a new crowd to pre@ch to and a new phrase now that george has stolen that one.
‘Morning Our Nell…
Good Morning Admiral. There’s a sharp frost out there.
Still no mention on MSM of Tom Watson’s leaky blog.
What does one have to do to get their attention? Blow up parliament?
twatson in a panic has buried himself in his bedroom with his xbox like a naughty little boy trying to escape his mummy’s wrath.
Someone needs to update his Wikipedia entry…
It’s probably locked.
Look:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Watson_(politician)
Excellent news Professor Schr\”odinger. I don’t see it lasting, though.
Perhaps he’s pally with a plumber’s mate. We should be told.
Plumber as in “BBC trying to hide religion of islamic terrorist”?
Or still claiming climate change is caused by CO2 in atmosphere.
Who is Gary Speed?
Must be related to Chris Huhne.
Has Osborne entered the jungle?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2066862/Britain-draws-emergency-plans-collapse-Euro-warnings-Italy-needs-500bn-bailout.html
Sorry to go off topic but italy’s black hole is Euro500billion plus . where’s monti going to find that sort of money ?
euro crash by Xmas anyone?
That’s why we’re looking at a 40 billion contribution to the IMF, nell. The one that won’t be put to a vote because it’s supposedly all accounted for already. I may just hibernate until the New Year at this rate…
Even at Bunga-Bunga rates, that’s a lot to pay for a black hole.
10,000 Euros per person?
20,000 per working person?
How is loaning more money to a debt addict going to help them?
What’s your point?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Watson_(politician)
LOL! and again LOL.
Got my copy…
His wiki entry is typical in that the fat owl has never had a proper job like all the Liebour troughers!!
is he a shirt lifter?
Brilliant love it! Hope tommy has had a look and choked on his cocoa pops
I tried and tried to find in his Wikipedia entry details of his experience in:
a. Industry
b. Commerce
c. The armed forces
d. manufacturing
e. banking
f. qualifications in a profession, trade or calling.
g. any evidence that he had actually done anything outside of politics.
h. that he had actually ever done an honest day’s work to earn his own living.
Why couldn’t I find this information?
try looking under “George (ne Gideon) Osborne” – it’s all there
500bn?
P*eanuts.
I could get through that kind of deficit spending in three years.
Thanks to you all I’ve got left in my pockets is fluff.
I still have a 500 billion banknote. It is in Reichsmarks, will that do?
Iam not going to ask, who, what thf, what the hell, it’s Monday morning and my injection of Tetleys tea hasn’t worked yet, I haven’t heard if that fat mp who blew some evidence for some enquiry has been called but I presume like all our delightful MSM they have forgotten they are supposed to report the news and not be it or hide it.
OK. Let’s assume it isn’t Fatima Whitbread and they meant to draw Osborne and his dominatrix, what’s the joke?
A Joke? In an R&M graffiti?. You’ve led a sheltered life, M’lud.
Think I’ll take the day off when Guido makes his appearance.
MMMMM a woman with a moustache
Bloody Hell Guido! The Beeb has recognised your existance!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15912314
Most celebs were asked to attend , but Guido has been summoned
That must mean your a very naughty boy and will be told to stand in the corner with your hands on your head
more likely with his tongue up Cameron’s arse
I note their unbalanced leftwing piece does not mention the Mirror or Tom Watson!
Seeing that we all jumped on Gu id o’s offering yesterday, will we be called to give evidence to this enquiry (drumhead court).
Kangaroo Court more like.
so what have George Osborne and Michelle obama been up to?
Think I prefer George the bankers bitch in The Guardian
No doubt so do most of the folk that are still allowed to comment over there. Comment is Free – yeah – free to agree with the editorial policy.
The left have a penchant for censorship. CIF, HYS and many left wing blogs refuse to allow any posting that differs from their views – its in their DNA.
How is Spit, the dog?
WTF is Tom Hanks doing to Dame Kelly Holmes ?
Going for Gold ??
Another link:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067001/Leveson-calls-political-blogger-Guido-Fawkes-explain-leaked-Campbell-papers.html
Note comments from readers at bottom.
Its time I came back and sorted out this mess.
I’m just waiting for the phone call from her Maj.
Potty, potty, come here potty.
I think you may have a long wait, until hell freezes over someone was saying.
Wee George wouldnt touch the sides! He’s better than the last couple of chancellors though, nobody would believe they would snort coke off a balck girl’s breasts
Hunt tune
Nothing like a fit ginge !
Statement of Mr Alastair Campbell: Lord Justice Leveson was extremely concerned to hear that, on 27 November 2011, a copy of the evidence that Mr Alastair Campbell intended to provide to the Inquiry was published on the ‘Gu ido Faw kes’ website. The website asserts that this statement was obtained by ‘legal means’ but Lord Justice Leveson will be enquiring further into this claim and Mr Pa ul Sta ines will be required to give evidence pursuant to s21 of the Inquiries Act 2005. Witness statements are disclosed under strict confidentiality agreements in order that participants can prepare for the evidence; that confidentiality must be observed to maintain the integrity of the Inquiry. In the meantime, although statements are normally published only after the witness has attested to their accuracy, in the interests of fairness to Mr Campbell and others, Lord Justice Leveson has directed (and Mr Campbell has agreed) that his statement, which had been amended slightly, should be published on Monday on the Inquiry website
http://www.levesoninquiry.org.uk/
So What is the big deal, if Leveson was going to publish bad Al’s statement this morning anyway?
“.. which had been amended slightly…” I wonder where and why.
maintain the integrity of the Inquiry
Ahahahahahaha. [pause for breath] Ahahahahaha.
Who do these c*unts think they’re kidding? They’re just preaching to the choir. No fucker expects this to be anything other than an excuse to kick News International for their heinous ‘crime’ of failing to support theLabour Imbecility any longer.
Which is exactly the purpose these ‘revelations’ were made by Labour in the first place while being actively engaged in covering up so-called hacking while Murdoch was uncritically printing their press releases. Revenge. And no other reason.
JK Rowling= Labour
Hugh Grant = Labour
Alan Partridge = Labour
McCanns = Labour
Alastair Campbell = Labour
Woman on the Left = Labour
When they pull the BBC into the mire and ask them questions then maybe we can say it’s the MSM getting questioned, until then pigs are still flying around the Palace of Westminster watching the hot air spiral upwards
The BBC is not a media organisation. We are a public service broadcaster, wholely funded by our stakeholders. We present unbiased news, factual programmes and entertainment to the public. As such, we reflect the values of the Nation, and I am Lord Lucan.
jgm – an excellent ananlysis of the whole farcical “investigation.”
I wonder if the lawyers will be as deferential to Gudo as they were to Humungo Grant, Alan Partridge and Harry Potter?
bog irish always get the treatment they deserve
This enquiry is wasting millions of pounds and is a huge distraction that is only pandering to so called celebrities who want to get some retribution for poor publicity by newspapers.
In the meantime the country is fast going down the pan as the unions, the labour party and the MSM, headed up by the BBC, do their best to knock the government off course and generally wreak havoc upon us all.
Talk about fiddling whilst Rome burns, ….. again.
This is self-destruction and a great pain to watch for an old man who came from a working class family that was proud to be British 60 years ago.
It is not just celebrity, the way the Watson family from Glasgow were treated by the media after the murder of their daughter was utterly disgraceful and to my mind provided the most powerful testimony to the enquiry. It was truly heartbreaking though it didnt receive as much exposure in the media as Hugh Grant and co which of course tells you all you need to know about the shallowness of our society.
Does s21 of the Inquiries Act 2005 apply to an Irish blogger using a Kitts and Nevis web site?
http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2005/12/section/21
I think the Irish blogger in question might have been outside UK jurisdiction at the time.
However, it would certainly apply to any fat-arsed MP who actually put the statement on an internet site in the first place.
So why is Daley Thompson in drag?
And the country has been steadily going downhill ever since
Correct and that goes for the gutless Tory Party an’all
And it’s all still Fatcher’s fault.
And I remember how the plonkers at London Business School, of all places, cheered the announcement
I think it’s a reference to George’s decision to borrow more Futurama money to do what the Banks should have done with other load of Futurama money we gave them a while back. Sure it will work, cheap credit from the government to passed on at high interest rates to the punters in the UK or more likely loans overseas like the last lot.
How long before it sinks in that politics is now about telling the masses that the good times are over they’re going to have to look after your own kids, health, education etc.. while the super rich live in Bastions of Wealth. Sure that’ll sound good on the hustings, but don’t worry the ‘democratic process’ will be suspended at that point for duration of the ‘emergency’
Still waiting for this am’s FTSE update from fake Billy – he seemed much more efficient last couple of weeks – hope he’s not just a fairweather troll
I’d just like to say if it doesn’t go well at the Levinson enquiry that we will miss you. I often go to Chichester, so I might get to see you on your weekend let out from Ford.
Don’t forget boy Guido has gone to Russia so he may be able to set up a pirate blog outside the reach of the long arm of the British law.
starting a joint venture with Hancock.
If Cameron wanted people to pay off their credit cards then why did he not put a cap on the interest rates some charge?
29.9% per annum is good for a loan shark, but for any minimum waged punter who is maxed out on their credit card this rate of interest ensures that they pay off the interest only each month and hence cannot contribute as consumers.
A serious cap on credit card interest rates would divert money away from the banks and into the high street.
Were you born anencephalic or did you have brainectomy later?
Ever heard of a reduction in taxation to stimulate retail spending?
Fuck retail spending. We just had ten years of unsustainable retail and government spending. Time to collectively draw in our horns and live within our means.
The only retail spending I do is on food, fuel and school fees. And I’m starting to get p155ed off with the return-for-my-money on the school fees too so I might send the kids to the local comp instead and hand them the savings from the school fees at 18.
“Time to collectively draw in our horns and live within our means.”
I agree – but isn’t this what everyone’s doing? As a result, the retailers are finding it harder to sell crap that no-one needs, causing our MPs to wet themselves.
The slowdown on the high street is a symptom of a very positive change. Our MPs should be delighted. They now need to accept that as we spend less money, they have to spend less money as well. This I suppose is the real reason why they’re wetting themselves.
People on the minimum wage do not save. They live from one week to the next. By lowering the apr on their credit cards any savings would go to the local retailers (pizzas and chavwear etc).
Agree with your views on the returns on school fees – a decent local sixth form college should get 25% A*’s and A’s at AS and A2 level. If your kids fit inside this 25% profile then the money may be more useful at university.
A family friend is thinking of pulling their child out from the local fee paying school. The child’s not academically inclined so the argument is ‘why shell out 100k on education for someone who’ll no doubt end up working in a cafe or a call centre’. Academia isn’t for everyone. A primary school head teacher pal of mine reckons it’s the parents that make biggest difference. I agree. I’ve taught my kids to read and 90% of their maths knowledge was taught at home.
The credit card companies would most-likely introduce charges for having the cards – say £10 per month.
Perhaps credit cards should have interest rates of no more than 2x the base rate and credit limits of no more than 2x the account holder’s monthly disposable income.
Perhaps credit cards should have interest rates of no more than 2x the base rate
Fuck credit cards having that limit – how about the banks having that limit. Base rates are allegedly 0.5% at the moment but if I wanted a loan (I don’t) the cheapest I can see is 6%. Twelve times the rates the fucking banks are borrowing at.
How about we all borrow direct from the BoE at 0.5%. We could all have a hell of a party then. Although that is rather the Brownian thinking that got us into this economic clusterfuck in the first place.
Borrow load! It’s really cheap! What could possibly go wrong!!
Something needs to be done, relatively poor people are being kept in a form of modern day bondage because “they are worth it too”.
Working for a well-known high street electrical retailer (beginning with ‘D’) many years ago, I’d occasionally meet young people coming into the store with their store-card bill. They’d have got a store card, spent up to the limit – far more than they could afford – and then paid-off the minimum. This is what would bring them into the store, in a state of confusion, anger and fear; their next bill would show they owed more than their last bill, even though they’d paid some off.
Credit cards are bad enough, store cards: evil.
Are you suggesting that young and/or poor people do not have the right to fail?
Gordon would organise a trip out of the country and be uncontactable during this difficult time.
“He is making the big important decisions that address the tough challenges faced by Britain.”
“PS: it’s all America’s fault.”
PPS “We are well placed to weather the storm”
What would I do ??? Sell the remainder of Britain’s Gold Bullion reserves and distribute the proceeds amongst Liebour voters.
I think we should sell what’s left of the gold and invest the money in euros.
You are quite correct Ned if slightly behind the curve. It should have been sold at the height in September.
When the Euro crashes it will leave the Germans + Benelux (the solvent countries) unhindered.
Yes, I’ll have a bit of that, thank you very much!
Liquidate all government assets and buy euromillion lotto tickets.
No pal, you would borrow more money, buy a shitload of gold and then wait for the price to fall.
Then sell the gold to raise cash, spend it, and let some other poor fucker worry about the debt for the money you borrowed in the first place.
Ken Russell has died at the age of 84. Double that of Gary Speed who died at the age of 42.
The next person to die will be 168.
Ah the 42-84-168 club rears its head again.
Or 21.
Told you. The answer’s 42.
Hopefully Beeb will show The Music Lovers & Women in Love as tribute so I can relive some adolescent fantasies over Glenda Jackson’s breasts – and I pubes I seenm to recall
You wouldn’t want to see them now.
Prepare to scream:
http://www.artfinder.com/work/glenda-jackson-edward-sutcliffe/
It comes to us all in the end I suppose.
+1 and she was downright plain in the days when she did get them out, too. Strictly an art house taste to my mind.
I find it difficult to believe that that wrinkled old crone was ever attractive.
Even a google image search (with “safe surf” turned off) fails to find any evidence of past prettiness.
She wasn’t attractive but in those days it wasn’t easy for a young lad to spy a womens naughty bits – I even once resorted to cracking one out over the lingerie page of a mail shopping catalogue
Didn’t we all?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Watson_(politician)
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Wikepedia (for any Mirror or other MSM hacks who are too weak to be able to click a link)
[25]On 27 November 2011, Watson’s website published Alastair Campbell’s evidence that was due to be presented to the Leveson Enquiry into media ethics during the following week. After this act was highlighted on the Guido Fawkes blog, together with references to the source material, the page was withdrawn. Pаul Stаines, editor of Guido Fawkes, was summonsed, on the same day that this appеared, to appеar in front of the enquiry. It is not clear, at time of writing, whether Watson will be similarly summonsed to appеar.
[25] ^ http://order-order.com/2011/11/27/watson-hits-delete-button/
Some reportage now of Fatson’s hand in publishing Bad Alastair’s evidence to
LostsonLeveson:http://www.journalism.co.uk/news/leveson-inquiry-guido-fawkes-called-after-campbell-leak/s2/a546918/
Guido.
Are you going to address the enquiry in the third person?
I think he should make his statement through the medium of dance.
I think mime would be entertaining.
Nope just through a medium would be OK. Are you there Uncle Stanley? Knock once for yes and twice for no!
So the BBC finally got around to reporting Guido’s story, but where as Sky concentrated on what the story said and mentioned the Daily Mirror, the BBC simply reported that Guido was in trouble and briefly mentioned Alistair Campbell and hacking but NEVER mentioned the Mirror in the news article.
Biased? the BBC, NEVER!
or that it was on Tom Watson’s web site?
bet BBC doesnt do Guido’s performance live…
I “sort of” feel sorry for the BBC. They still think it’s 1950 and the loyal public are sitting close up to their wireless sets waiting to be told about the activitis of the great men of the land – politicians, bishops eu commissioners and really important people like that. And even now, the BBC are rolling out the very latest technical things, like something called “Tele-vision”. Heavens, whatever next?
What the BBC DID do in the 1950s and at least up to the early 1960s is present news in an impartial manner. As a state broadcaster they would allow a member of the incumbent government or a senior official to make a statement and then allow opposition parties a reply or appropriate comment. Now, as shown almost every day, they provide a free party political broadcast to the Labour Party in the form of a barely challenged interview early in the morning and then treat that interview as “News” for the rest of the day. It is also significant that so many of the “independent” commentators are mouth-foaming lefties whether they are reading the morning papers or appearing on a quiz show.
BBC bias on News 24 7 mins ago.
The BBC announced that David Mills, accountant to the Italian Brillo, is to give evidence.
No mention of Tessa Jowell!
If that had been a coalition MP connection would the BBC have mention the fact. Yes they would.
The BBC left wing blatantly biased. Sell the BBC.
Just scrap the license fee. I guess most homes have TVs, and TV licenses are about £144 p.a, so every household would be £144 better off. I’d guess that’s the equivalent of 1 month’s free electricity.
David Mills should be in prison, why has he not started his sentence?
By paying a licence fee we are supporting the propaganda arm of the Labour party.
This is why I’ve not paid it since September 1999.
Statute of Time Limitations in Italy is 10 years.
Wіkеpеdіа (fоr аny Mіrrоr оr оthеr MSM hаcks whо аrе tоо wеаk tо bе аblе tо clіck а lіnk)
[25]Оn 27 Nоvеmbеr 2011, Wаtsоn’s wеbsіtе pυblіshеd Аlаstаіr Cаmpbеll’s еvіdеncе thаt wаs dυе tо bе prеsеntеd tо thе Lеvеsоn Еnqυіry іntо mеdіа еthіcs dυrіng thе fоllоwіng wееk. Аftеr thіs аct wаs hіghlіghtеd оn thе Gυіdо Fаwkеs blоg, tоgеthеr wіth rеfеrеncеs tо thе sоυrcе mаtеrіаl, thе pаgе wаs wіthdrаwn. Pаυl Stаіnеs, еdіtоr оf Gυіdо Fаwkеs, wаs sυmmоnsеd, оn thе sаmе dаy thаt thіs аppеаrеd, tо аppеаr іn frоnt оf thе еnqυіry. Іt іs nоt clеаr, аt tіmе оf wrіtіng, whеthеr Wаtsоn wіll bе sіmіlаrly sυmmоnsеd tо аppеаr.
[25] ^ http://order-order.com/2011/11/27/watson-hits-delete-button/
I heard you the first time
wait a mo, some of us have just got up
It’s still up! *in a manner of spееееaking*
Tomorrow little Georgie will start to implement NuLab’s Plan B to promote economic growth after he spent a year and a half wrecking the recovery that was underway when the ConDems took over.
In effect he will be admitting that he has fucked up big time. To camouflage his failure he will announce more vicious attacks upon the victims.
Victims? Yes the taxpayer after all the chavs must have thier I-pads and diversity workers.
And Surestart Centres. Don’t forget them. They were vital, they were.
Your so called recovery under Labour in 2010 was bought for with massive borrowing, in an attempt to buy a general election win, it didn’t work, and the UK is in further debt just so Labour could buy votes.
Debt is not a problem.
Are you really that stupid or just being forced by some Labour thug to quote the party line? If that total hoon Brown assisted by weepy Balls hadn’t sold the cow for some magic euros we wouldn’t be in the mess we are in now. And that is only the tip of malicious incompetence we were subject to by Labour how many times do they have to ruin the economy before the brainless stop voting for them?
Balls school of English
Cartoon my Gary for the Daily Mail
Is Cry Baby Balls turning into John Prescott in the way they both mangle the English language?
In an interview in Daily Politics magazine, Balls said: ‘I think because he [Cameron] is in phase one of being a prime minister, where he thinks that if he says things they must be true because he is the prime minister.
He’s only now getting into phase two, where he finds out simply saying things doesn’t make them true.’ Clear?
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2066907/Warning-shot-Cameron-lobby-ban.html#ixzz1ezeWG7JB
It took Tony Blair about 8 years to reach ‘Phase 2′.
He already did – there was a link to the leaky website.
He can demand all he wants…
But has Guido been served formally with a summons yet….???
It’s all about Gu id o wanting to be a Z list celeb and him being nasty to that lump that the beeb believe to be the second coming of the lefties, talk about throwing your toys out of the pram, like Brown and his £400million pounds giveaway to a tv charity in the US for Mosquito nets how much is being paid for the cost of this “inquiry” that we have to get a loan to pay for.
The true source will be Campbell of course, via a third party…
THE BIG FIGHT
Guido Fawkes V Tom Watson….Dildos at dawn
And as Tom Watson prepares for the fight, he pulls his dildo from his arse and.. what’s this? Tom’s struggling, I think the dildo’s stuck, amazing! The dildo’s stuck even though Tom’s well-worn sphincter should be as loose as 55 year old prostitute’s fanny but, what’s this? Fat-fuck Tom’s having a heart attack! Oh, no, it’s all over for Tom! The fat fuck is down and he’s out.
Now, 10 minutes of adverts.
Oh , hiya guys x .
I hears on the news that some naughty right-wing blogger has leaked somethin .
Has that Iain Dale bin havin unprotected sex again ??
E x .
Can’t be Dale, E, he’s too busy keeping his nose clean to have another bite at being an MP for some god forsaken area by our Nell
No one is good …
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Except me
Orgy-porgy, ford and Fun, Kiss the Girls and made them one,Boy’s at one with Girls at pea’s ,orgy-porgy gives relief
I think it more likely that he gets his ideas from George Brown and Roy Hattersly; it won’t be long before we get a New Economic Policy and a Prices and Income board. Osborne’s latest oevre has the feel of the failed 1960′s and 1970′s policies.
A Government scheme to price NEETS into jobs by subsidising their employment: why not just get rid of the policy which keeps them unemployed? This initiative is an explicit recognition that if companies could employ NEETS for less they would do so. The cause of NEET unemployment? The minimum wage; the Treasury and the Coalition Government have explicitly recognised it.
Guaranteeing bonds to fund loans to small businesses? Another interference with the market which will result in more market distortions and mis-allocation of resources. You want to help small businesses, stop taxing them and get rid of some of the onerous rules and obligations you are till churning out on a daily basis.
Increasing the bank levy to fund it? The banks will simply offshore some of theirr activities or change tax domicile. Resulting in loss of tax revenue and jobs.
Osborne you are fucking up! Big time! It feels like the early 1970s and the early part of Atlas Shrugged.
“Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning”
Is this a cartoon of what Rich and Mark get up to?
and which one is Rich and which one is Mark?
Interchangeable, fake Billy, take your pick who cares.
Nobody fucking cares!
If we wanted to know what twats are posting on twitter, we’d have twitter accounts and we’d be following this shit for ourselves.
Is that boring fart still releasing his ‘lists’…Christ almighty, give it up …
Satirical cartoons should not need a bit of text to explain the joke FFS
Oh dear. This is another bad day for Dave “Cock head” Cameron.
Black Monday is here! FTSE100 at 5,271.87, up 107.2 (2.1%).
Resign now, Dave! Let Miliband become PM so he can reverse this worrying trend.
Who the fu,,,s this Miliband you keep going on about, do tell.
Its up because the IMF are about to spunk £23 billion of British taxpayers money over Italy, rejoice!!
No worries.
The Chinese are going to buy us some lovely new infrastructure.
Won’t Dave be pleased?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-15914102
Leveson: Guido should be denied ‘oxygen of publicity’
The Leveson inquiry is this morning considering whether to force political blogger Guido Fawkes to remove a copy of Alastair Campbell’s witness statement from his website.
Lord Justice Leveson said he was “absolutely not prepared” to allow Paul Sta ines, the man behind the Order-Order website, “the oxygen of publicity”.
http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/story.asp?sectioncode=1&storycode=48346&c=1
I somehow get the impression that the judge has found Guido guilty, even before his day in court
says Leveson…. giving Fawkes further oxygen of publicity.
What a fucking muppet Leveson is.
Leveson should be denied oxygen – period.
Leveson Inquiry website:
“I am absolutely not prepared to allow the gentleman who has this statement on
his website at the moment the oxygen of additional publicity so that **all** can see it there but **no one** else,” he said.
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eh?
The man is a twat – does he not realise the internet cannot be silenced?
The modern world bypassed this guy yesterday, it was yesterdays headline, is he going to ban his own blog today thus depriving Gu i do of this oxygen of publicity, I wonder how out of touch with real life these people are.
An initial glance would suggest the male character in R & M’s cartoon to be a cross between Osborne and Paul without his glasses.
Experience tells me it is the BBC’s Clare ‘call me George’ Balding checking the stirrups on her latest filly.
The neighs to the left?
Who is the co-on supposed to be?
So George is hoping that a 1% interest subsidy will tempt SMEs to borrow up to £40bn. I note he does not suggest that small business will get interest rates of 1-3%. Base rate is 0.5% so lending at 5% the banks have a 4.5% margin. Most of this shoots straight through to profit, so will George be receiving more than 1% back in corporation tax anyway?
Surely it would be better to remove tax relief on bank interest for businesses, after all, even first-time buyers get no tax relief on their mortgage interest. It would raise a bundle of cash to pay down the deficit, and favour the fittest and strongest companies to build our future, rather than those bloated by debt. When the economy grows, the tax take will increase, so the Goverment will then have money to put aside for a rainy day.
And it has to be said, why do taxpayers subsidise most those who borrow the most?