November 28th, 2011

GQ Give Guido Oxygen of Publicity

When we were anonymous we were cowards, now we have come out from behind the mask we’re publicity seekers. No pleasing some people. The GQ editors have done their list of influential men again, this year Guido is joined by Neo-Guido at 28, just ahead of Jeremy Hunt and behind Hugh Grant. The list is sponsored by Macallan, don’t suppose…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Congratulations Guido and Neo Guido and all the staff at the Guy News room :-)

  2. 2
    Thomas says:

    Great news

  3. 3
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Fame at last. Question is, which of you gets to appear as their Christmas centrefold?

  4. 4
    Accidental Rapist says:

    So does that put Billy Bowden the fuckwit in the top 50?

  5. 5
    Up sh1t creek says:

    But, Leveson said he doesn’t want to give you any publicity over the Alastair Campbell “leak”, bit late for that after everyone has seen it.

  6. 6
    Gordon Brown says:

    Where am I?

  7. 7
    Loungelizard says:

    Due to a recent case it should be OK for Guido to tell Leveson to F…straight off. If Levenson’s not happy he should check it out with his Learned friend.

  8. 8
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Everybody, it’s time for me to come clean. I like boys’ bottoms.

  9. 9
    nell says:


    Congratulations !!

  10. 10
    Ewanme says:

    Nice one , guys !!

    What TF’s GQ when it’s at home , honey ???

    E x .

  11. 11
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Congratters g+t’s all round!

  12. 12
    Jeremy Vinyl says:

    You’re like a stuck record, Billy.

  13. 13
    Dave Figgley says:

    Ha ha, son. You ponce.

  14. 14
    Polly's Villa in Tuscany says:

    the Videos of New Gu*do at Night Flight in Moscow are sure to come out now…

  15. 15
    Ben Dover says:

    GQ is a magazine by and for Homosexualists!

  16. 16
    Mandy Rice-Davies says:

    Well, he WOULD say that, wouldn’t he?

  17. 17
    cowboy sniper says:

    Must do. The idiot’s a legend.

  18. 18
    Nigel Tufnel says:

    What’s wrong with being homosexy?

  19. 19
    Bodgers retreated to bodge a phone says:

    That’s all we need NeoG and Gu id o believing some crap that is spewd out for the brainless to suck on, get a grip and get your act together for Wednesday, believing your own PR has brought dictators and PMs down so beware.

  20. 20
    Nurse Botha says:

    You’re still here, dear. Unfortunately for us.

  21. 21
    Professor Doo-Dah BSc. says:

    It’s a magazine for beta-males, E.

  22. 22
    Spanner in the works says:

    Wow! Times rich list next.

  23. 23
    Macallan says:


  24. 24
    Stinkfinger says:

    But the band rolls on unfortunatly.
    Top Bloggs and best selling newspapers have failed to curb the rise in left wing,pro EU and enviromental bollocks
    The best way to have influence is to get elected or promoted into positions of influence.
    Like the left wingers have been busy doing for the last 40 years.
    Well done Guido you have been doing your bit but the rest of us haven’t.

  25. 25
    *Muffled voice from The Booth* says:

    I, too, have a confession to make: I like little boys’ sense of gay abandonment; their willingness to experiment and their pert buttocks.

  26. 26
    Engineer says:

    Don’t worry. The staple will preserve his modesty.

  27. 27
    Matthew Wright, a more famous Catholic cunt says:

    So do I, *Muffled voice from The Booth*. Am I forgiven?

  28. 28

    Watch those staples … П … ouch!

  29. 29
    Engineer says:

    If Levitation didn’t want to give him any publicity, why has he been called to say his piece in front of the telly cameras?

    Levitation is about to give him EVEN MORE publicity.

  30. 30

    We don’t believe it. Nor does Mrs Fawkes.

  31. 31
    *Muffled voice from The Booth* says:

    Your sexual deviations are of no interest to me, my son. However, your television “show” is rather offensive with it’s blatant socialist bias. Say fifteen Heil Guidos and promise never to do it again.

  32. 32
    Ewanme says:

    COOOEEE Billy Botty , babes !!!!

    I likes all the various types of bums , darlin , an Ewa’s as straight as they comes :)

    If I woz to tie my hair up an growl a bit , does u reckon u could un-gay urself for ten minutes or so ???

    Hopefully E xx .

  33. 33
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    Is either of you planning on a makeover? Bit of a challenge, but technically not impossible.

  34. 34
    BillyBob... says:

    Cheers !!

  35. 35
    BillyBob... says:

    Now, if we could curb the BBC propaganda machine…… :)

  36. 36
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    If you really want to give Billy the kiss of death, label him a ,”National Treasure”.

  37. 37
    Desperate Dan says:

    I think neo-Guido is more of an ersatz than neo.

  38. 38
    Loony tunes says:

    Ha. Recognition from whom? Dylan jones is yer bum-chum, man. You and he and ‘the Toadmeister’ are so up yer own arses you would put put the human centipede to shame. This is like the Communist Party declaring Bob Crowe as the most handsomest man in the UK…

  39. 39
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Me too. After all the publicity I have had on this blog, I should be at the top. Jahbulon.

  40. 40
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Won’t 10 mins be about 9 min 45 sec to long?

  41. 41
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    And an invite to strictly….

  42. 42
    Desperate Dan says:

    Congratulations Guido and Ersatz-Guido. Not only have you received well- deserved recognition, you have also succeeded in annoying the bejesus out of your jealous rivals.

  43. 43
    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, The Strand says:

    Hi Mike, We are following your advice and actively trying to recruit Guido Fawkes into the Brotherhood. This is the last publicity medium we don’t control and it has caused us, and particularly you, a lot of embarrassment of late. Once we have him in, you can regain your anonymity once again, and carry on your hobbies with the young girls with impunity. Boaz.

  44. 44

    He’s only pretending to be a film director , loves.

    You know, one of those types with no film in the camera.

    We all know about them.

  45. 45
    Voice of Reason says:

    GQ – Go Queer. A magazine of little consequence.

    Just been watching Anne Diamond at the Leveson. What a hypocrite! She wants all the good publicity and will willingly share that (no doubt for good money) with the tabloids but print anything bad about her and she thinks that is outrageous. This enquiry is really exposing some of the so-called celebs for the devious hyocrites which they are. They want the glare of publicity but only on their terms.

  46. 46
    Ewanme says:

    Good point , GOM x .

    I’s bin told I is quite tight by the guy wot lasted 34 seconds , babe .

    E x .

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Good luck on Thursday Guido.

  48. 48
    God says:

    Guido, Bless you my son, for you have opened the eyes of the people to the sins of their leaders and to those who seek to sit in judgement of you at grandiously entitled “parliamentary enquiries” Keep up your good work and I’ll send you an extra blessing for each pompous prig that you shed light upon.

  49. 49
    God says:

    Just be yourself at the “enquiry” and certainly don’t grovel to that insignificant, self-important bunch of prigs.

  50. 50
    Observer says:

    This Navel Gazer award is one to avoid. Once you get one you are yesterday’s man. A bit like the old Businessman of the Year Award. A sure sell signal if there ever was one.

  51. 51
    Desperate Dan says:

    Don’t forget, what Leveson likes best is 20 year old grievances delivered by embittered men and women who know how to hold a grudge. Once you’ve thought youself into that role you can invent any old tosh safe in the knowledge that he will believe it all without question.

  52. 52
    Fiona Millar says:

    Anne Diamond that wrote in the Mail about her weight loss in an open letter to an celeb?

  53. 53
    The majority of MP's says:

    Well said Grand Master.

  54. 54
    King George Vs Ghost says:

    That is exactly what we did with Ramsey MacDonald when a Labour Government was first elected in to power, and we neutered him.

  55. 55
    The Observer. says:

    Hugh Grant? Influence?
    Have they got mixed up with affluence or even effluent.

  56. 56
    Rural Housewife says:

    HUGH GRANT!!!!!
    Surely someone is taking the p***!

    What morons think he is influential, he can’t even act and the boyish charm has gone past it.

  57. 57
    Loud Prescock says:

    Haven’t you missed out “Desperate” as your middle name sweetie?

  58. 58
    Rural Housewife says:

    If you are referring to me sunshine – don’t mess with a silver surfer -who might just know more than you think – or might not as the case may be!

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