When we were anonymous we were cowards, now we have come out from behind the mask we’re publicity seekers. No pleasing some people. The GQ editors have done their list of influential men again, this year Guido is joined by Neo-Guido at 28, just ahead of Jeremy Hunt and behind Hugh Grant. The list is sponsored by Macallan, don’t suppose…
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
Congratulations Guido and Neo Guido and all the staff at the Guy News room
GQ is a magazine by and for Homosexualists!
What’s wrong with being homosexy?
Cheers !!
Great news
Where am I?
You’re still here, dear. Unfortunately for us.
Me too. After all the publicity I have had on this blog, I should be at the top. Jahbulon.
Hi Mike, We are following your advice and actively trying to recruit Guido Fawkes into the Brotherhood. This is the last publicity medium we don’t control and it has caused us, and particularly you, a lot of embarrassment of late. Once we have him in, you can regain your anonymity once again, and carry on your hobbies with the young girls with impunity. Boaz.
Well said Grand Master.
That is exactly what we did with Ramsey MacDonald when a Labour Government was first elected in to power, and we neutered him.
Fame at last. Question is, which of you gets to appear as their Christmas centrefold?
Don’t worry. The staple will preserve his modesty.
Watch those staples … П … ouch!
So does that put Billy Bowden the fuckwit in the top 50?
Must do. The idiot’s a legend.
If you really want to give Billy the kiss of death, label him a ,”National Treasure”.
But, Leveson said he doesn’t want to give you any publicity over the Alastair Campbell “leak”, bit late for that after everyone has seen it.
Well, he WOULD say that, wouldn’t he?
If Levitation didn’t want to give him any publicity, why has he been called to say his piece in front of the telly cameras?
Levitation is about to give him EVEN MORE publicity.
Due to a recent case it should be OK for Guido to tell Leveson to F…straight off. If Levenson’s not happy he should check it out with his Learned friend.
Everybody, it’s time for me to come clean. I like boys’ bottoms.
You’re like a stuck record, Billy.
I, too, have a confession to make: I like little boys’ sense of gay abandonment; their willingness to experiment and their pert buttocks.
So do I, *Muffled voice from The Booth*. Am I forgiven?
Your sexual deviations are of no interest to me, my son. However, your television “show” is rather offensive with it’s blatant socialist bias. Say fifteen Heil Guidos and promise never to do it again.
COOOEEE Billy Botty , babes !!!!
I likes all the various types of bums , darlin , an Ewa’s as straight as they comes
If I woz to tie my hair up an growl a bit , does u reckon u could un-gay urself for ten minutes or so ???
Hopefully E xx .
Won’t 10 mins be about 9 min 45 sec to long?
Good point , GOM x .
I’s bin told I is quite tight by the guy wot lasted 34 seconds , babe .
E x .
Recognition.
Congratulations !!
Nice one , guys !!
What TF’s GQ when it’s at home , honey ???
E x .
It’s a magazine for beta-males, E.
Congratters g+t’s all round!
Ha ha, son. You ponce.
the Videos of New Gu*do at Night Flight in Moscow are sure to come out now…
That’s all we need NeoG and Gu id o believing some crap that is spewd out for the brainless to suck on, get a grip and get your act together for Wednesday, believing your own PR has brought dictators and PMs down so beware.
We don’t believe it. Nor does Mrs Fawkes.
Is either of you planning on a makeover? Bit of a challenge, but technically not impossible.
He’s only pretending to be a film director , loves.
You know, one of those types with no film in the camera.
We all know about them.
Wow! Times rich list next.
And an invite to strictly….
No.
But the band rolls on unfortunatly.
Top Bloggs and best selling newspapers have failed to curb the rise in left wing,pro EU and enviromental bollocks
The best way to have influence is to get elected or promoted into positions of influence.
Like the left wingers have been busy doing for the last 40 years.
Well done Guido you have been doing your bit but the rest of us haven’t.
Now, if we could curb the BBC propaganda machine……
I think neo-Guido is more of an ersatz than neo.
Ha. Recognition from whom? Dylan jones is yer bum-chum, man. You and he and ‘the Toadmeister’ are so up yer own arses you would put put the human centipede to shame. This is like the Communist Party declaring Bob Crowe as the most handsomest man in the UK…
Congratulations Guido and Ersatz-Guido. Not only have you received well- deserved recognition, you have also succeeded in annoying the bejesus out of your jealous rivals.
GQ – Go Queer. A magazine of little consequence.
Just been watching Anne Diamond at the Leveson. What a hypocrite! She wants all the good publicity and will willingly share that (no doubt for good money) with the tabloids but print anything bad about her and she thinks that is outrageous. This enquiry is really exposing some of the so-called celebs for the devious hyocrites which they are. They want the glare of publicity but only on their terms.
Anne Diamond that wrote in the Mail about her weight loss in an open letter to an celeb?
Good luck on Thursday Guido.
Just be yourself at the “enquiry” and certainly don’t grovel to that insignificant, self-important bunch of prigs.
Guido, Bless you my son, for you have opened the eyes of the people to the sins of their leaders and to those who seek to sit in judgement of you at grandiously entitled “parliamentary enquiries” Keep up your good work and I’ll send you an extra blessing for each pompous prig that you shed light upon.
This Navel Gazer award is one to avoid. Once you get one you are yesterday’s man. A bit like the old Businessman of the Year Award. A sure sell signal if there ever was one.
Don’t forget, what Leveson likes best is 20 year old grievances delivered by embittered men and women who know how to hold a grudge. Once you’ve thought youself into that role you can invent any old tosh safe in the knowledge that he will believe it all without question.
Hugh Grant? Influence?
Have they got mixed up with affluence or even effluent.
HUGH GRANT!!!!!
Surely someone is taking the p***!
What morons think he is influential, he can’t even act and the boyish charm has gone past it.
Haven’t you missed out “Desperate” as your middle name sweetie?
If you are referring to me sunshine – don’t mess with a silver surfer -who might just know more than you think – or might not as the case may be!