November 28th, 2011

GQ Give Guido Oxygen of Publicity

When we were anonymous we were cowards, now we have come out from behind the mask we’re publicity seekers. No pleasing some people. The GQ editors have done their list of influential men again, this year Guido is joined by Neo-Guido at 28, just ahead of Jeremy Hunt and behind Hugh Grant. The list is sponsored by Macallan, don’t suppose…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Congratulations Guido and Neo Guido and all the staff at the Guy News room :-)


  2. 2
    Thomas says:

    Great news


    • 6
      Gordon Brown says:

      Where am I?


      • 20
        Nurse Botha says:

        You’re still here, dear. Unfortunately for us.


      • 39
        Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

        Me too. After all the publicity I have had on this blog, I should be at the top. Jahbulon.


        • 43
          Grand Master, Grand Lodge, The Strand says:

          Hi Mike, We are following your advice and actively trying to recruit Guido Fawkes into the Brotherhood. This is the last publicity medium we don’t control and it has caused us, and particularly you, a lot of embarrassment of late. Once we have him in, you can regain your anonymity once again, and carry on your hobbies with the young girls with impunity. Boaz.


  3. 3
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Fame at last. Question is, which of you gets to appear as their Christmas centrefold?


  4. 4
    Accidental Rapist says:

    So does that put Billy Bowden the fuckwit in the top 50?


  5. 5
    Up sh1t creek says:

    But, Leveson said he doesn’t want to give you any publicity over the Alastair Campbell “leak”, bit late for that after everyone has seen it.


    • 16
      Mandy Rice-Davies says:

      Well, he WOULD say that, wouldn’t he?


    • 29
      Engineer says:

      If Levitation didn’t want to give him any publicity, why has he been called to say his piece in front of the telly cameras?

      Levitation is about to give him EVEN MORE publicity.


  6. 7
    Loungelizard says:

    Due to a recent case it should be OK for Guido to tell Leveson to F…straight off. If Levenson’s not happy he should check it out with his Learned friend.


  7. 8
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Everybody, it’s time for me to come clean. I like boys’ bottoms.


    • 12
      Jeremy Vinyl says:

      You’re like a stuck record, Billy.


    • 25
      *Muffled voice from The Booth* says:

      I, too, have a confession to make: I like little boys’ sense of gay abandonment; their willingness to experiment and their pert buttocks.


      • 27
        Matthew Wright, a more famous Catholic cunt says:

        So do I, *Muffled voice from The Booth*. Am I forgiven?


        • 31
          *Muffled voice from The Booth* says:

          Your sexual deviations are of no interest to me, my son. However, your television “show” is rather offensive with it’s blatant socialist bias. Say fifteen Heil Guidos and promise never to do it again.


    • 32
      Ewanme says:

      COOOEEE Billy Botty , babes !!!!

      I likes all the various types of bums , darlin , an Ewa’s as straight as they comes :)

      If I woz to tie my hair up an growl a bit , does u reckon u could un-gay urself for ten minutes or so ???

      Hopefully E xx .


  8. 9
    nell says:


    Congratulations !!


  9. 10
    Ewanme says:

    Nice one , guys !!

    What TF’s GQ when it’s at home , honey ???

    E x .


  10. 11
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Congratters g+t’s all round!


  11. 14
    Polly's Villa in Tuscany says:

    the Videos of New Gu*do at Night Flight in Moscow are sure to come out now…


  12. 19
    Bodgers retreated to bodge a phone says:

    That’s all we need NeoG and Gu id o believing some crap that is spewd out for the brainless to suck on, get a grip and get your act together for Wednesday, believing your own PR has brought dictators and PMs down so beware.


  13. 22
    Spanner in the works says:

    Wow! Times rich list next.


  14. 23
    Macallan says:



  15. 24
    Stinkfinger says:

    But the band rolls on unfortunatly.
    Top Bloggs and best selling newspapers have failed to curb the rise in left wing,pro EU and enviromental bollocks
    The best way to have influence is to get elected or promoted into positions of influence.
    Like the left wingers have been busy doing for the last 40 years.
    Well done Guido you have been doing your bit but the rest of us haven’t.


  16. 37
    Desperate Dan says:

    I think neo-Guido is more of an ersatz than neo.


  17. 38
    Loony tunes says:

    Ha. Recognition from whom? Dylan jones is yer bum-chum, man. You and he and ‘the Toadmeister’ are so up yer own arses you would put put the human centipede to shame. This is like the Communist Party declaring Bob Crowe as the most handsomest man in the UK…


  18. 42
    Desperate Dan says:

    Congratulations Guido and Ersatz-Guido. Not only have you received well- deserved recognition, you have also succeeded in annoying the bejesus out of your jealous rivals.


  19. 45
    Voice of Reason says:

    GQ – Go Queer. A magazine of little consequence.

    Just been watching Anne Diamond at the Leveson. What a hypocrite! She wants all the good publicity and will willingly share that (no doubt for good money) with the tabloids but print anything bad about her and she thinks that is outrageous. This enquiry is really exposing some of the so-called celebs for the devious hyocrites which they are. They want the glare of publicity but only on their terms.


  20. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Good luck on Thursday Guido.


    • 49
      God says:

      Just be yourself at the “enquiry” and certainly don’t grovel to that insignificant, self-important bunch of prigs.


  21. 48
    God says:

    Guido, Bless you my son, for you have opened the eyes of the people to the sins of their leaders and to those who seek to sit in judgement of you at grandiously entitled “parliamentary enquiries” Keep up your good work and I’ll send you an extra blessing for each pompous prig that you shed light upon.


  22. 50
    Observer says:

    This Navel Gazer award is one to avoid. Once you get one you are yesterday’s man. A bit like the old Businessman of the Year Award. A sure sell signal if there ever was one.


  23. 51
    Desperate Dan says:

    Don’t forget, what Leveson likes best is 20 year old grievances delivered by embittered men and women who know how to hold a grudge. Once you’ve thought youself into that role you can invent any old tosh safe in the knowledge that he will believe it all without question.


  24. 55
    The Observer. says:

    Hugh Grant? Influence?
    Have they got mixed up with affluence or even effluent.


  25. 56
    Rural Housewife says:

    HUGH GRANT!!!!!
    Surely someone is taking the p***!

    What morons think he is influential, he can’t even act and the boyish charm has gone past it.


    • 57
      Loud Prescock says:

      Haven’t you missed out “Desperate” as your middle name sweetie?


      • 58
        Rural Housewife says:

        If you are referring to me sunshine – don’t mess with a silver surfer -who might just know more than you think – or might not as the case may be!


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