November 27th, 2011

Watson Hits Delete Button

Scourge of Murdoch, Tom Watson, tweeted his 50 thousand odd followers a link to the reference to himself in the Campbell submission to the Leveson Inquiry and he blogged the evidence submission in its entirety this afternoon. He put it all on his blog:


For some reason he has removed it now, though it is still in his blog feed and in the Google cache


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Class Guido :-)

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    You’ve played an absolute blinder, Guido!

    Remind me never to take you on at poker…

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    Mike Litorus says:

    Feel free to discuss any injunctions that TWATson may or may not have. And the fact he has been shagging around.

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    Anonymous says:

    If you get dragged infront of Leveson, can’t you say Tom gave you the copy and he covered his tracks!!!! lol

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    nell says:

    Absolutely class Bill. What fun!

    And no doubt leveson , when he questions the slimy campbell, will be asking him about the press harassment of d r d a v i d k e l l y and who orchestrated it won’t he?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    and dont forget to mention that Tom Watson may have been shagging another MP in Brighton.

    If you get the chance…..

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    Rebekah Wade, No 1 says:

    This is getting personal now Billy.

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    Ooops says:

    I don’t get it – you said you’d posted it before him?

    So surely he can claim he reposted until it surfaced it may have been obtained dodgily, and then he deleted it?

    I can’t see how this discredits Watson at all. And the end of it all, Guido’s the one being called up to explain, not Watson…

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    Anonymous says:

    quality read cant wait fir the film

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    Anonymous says:

    Billy, why don’t you do your fucking bit, you’re down there every fucking Sunday in one of your YMCA outfits, FFS?

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    Basil the Cat says:

    Troll Alert

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    Mrs Crewe says:

    Ooh errggg who would shag Tom Watson I will never get that image out of my head, it was bad enough with Prescott! Watson is such a nasty piece of work, why do we spend money on anti bullying initiatives and then allow someone like him in parliament?

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    Eileen Critchley says:

    My nipples are erect.

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    Geoffrey G Brooking says:

    High Five to you Guido.

    Can’t wait to see the egg on their faces come Wednesday.

    Might even be in time for a few plant questions @ PMQs?

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    Thomas Twatson says:

    I hate poker but love porkin

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    nell says:

    Thanks Guido you’ve made my weekend!!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


    Could you just clear up one thing, what time did Tom Watson post his Campbell post?


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    Sir Aston Martin says:

    Not a scourge so much as a 2nd-hand Brillo pad. Or maybe an old loofah.

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    I’m certainly raising my flagon of fine ale in Guido’s honour tonight!

    (Well, OK, a can of Carling or three, but it’s all I’ve got in.)

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    Jimmy says:

    So is this the scoop?

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    great grandma nell says:

    Don’t take much at your age nell, do it?

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    AC1 says:

    shagging there his cock will come out green…

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Sorry Guido but……

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    Anonymous says:

    Yep, Tom Watson is a fat cuпt. Can’t get better than that in my book.

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    HappyUK says:

    No later than 15:14:02 GMT if that helps.

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    Fiona says:

    But didn’t you post it before he did? (or else why did you say you had it as an exclusive?)

    In which case, surely the question is about how you got it and put it in the public domain?

    Once you’ve put it in the public domain, it’s not unreasonable for him to post it as well, is it?

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    Well it's a thought says:

    Just wonder if it is within the rules, everything else these MPs get up too seems to be.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “N.B. Guido obtained this text by legal means, Alastair Campbell’s evidence can be read here.”

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    Slave to the steaming stump says:

    you missed out the word useless between fat and Hunt.

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    +++ BREAKING WIND+++ says:

    Sky news has just informed on this story and that GF will appear on the Leveson inquiry.

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    nell says:

    hmmm. the timing on the blogs will sort that out , suspect twatson’s in a bit of hot water. Why else has he deleted it?

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    what are you wearing? says:

    BTW, what was it this week, the motor cycle cop?

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    50,000 cretins? says:

    “Tom Watson, tweeted his 50 thousand odd followers”

    Odd is an understatement.

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    one of Nulabour's first Casualties? says:

    Whilst Guido is under media attention what an opportunity to put up a thread on said D r and try and feed likely fruitful questions.

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    WVM says:

    No Jimmy, it’s called a circular firing squad.

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    nell says:

    No I suspect that that was the time just before he deleted it.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    You have it wrong you see…

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    Anonymous says:

    Correction noted and very much appreciated.

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    Disgusting imagination says:

    What with?

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    N Breakdown says:

    I have been pooing all afternoon

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    In other news... says:

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Sorry Guido


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    N Breakdown says:

    Go and finish your ironing

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    Fit & Proper Test. says:

    A statement issued by the Leveson Inquiry read: “Lord Justice Leveson was extremely concerned to hear that, on November 27 2011, a copy of the evidence that Mr Alastair Campbell intended to provide to the inquiry was published on the ‘Guido Fawkes’ website Tom Watson MP website.

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    Anonymous says:

    Any of your friends and family coming into UK next Wednesday?

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    Anonymous says:

    Guido has given us the facts, but not the legal consequences of those facts. Perhaps he doesn’t even know.

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    N Breakdown says:

    Watson likes two scoops

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    A bit thick says:

    So is it Guido or Watson who’s in the shit?

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    jgm2 says:

    The pompous Lord can go and fuck himself. ‘Required’ to attend? Oh do fuck off. I’m sure Guido will be delighted to attend. I expect a bravura ‘Galloway’ performance.

    The whole pantomime is just a sop to the establishment and the BBC. A spiteful Labour getting its revenge when, after 15 or more years off uncritically printing Labour lies Murdoch decided to cast the wicked and malicious fuckers adrift. And the T*ries won’t be too bothered either. After all – they were on the receiving end of the 15 years of lies.

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    jgm2 says:

    I’m betting tickets from Lahore and Lagos are changing hands for 10,000 quid a piece right now. No customs?


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    Drive-Thru says:

    With fries.

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Wonder if Campbell phoned Leveson and demanded that Guido explain himself?

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    nell says:

    Just settled down with a glass of red wine. Cheers!
    Best moment since damian mcbride was exposed.

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    jgm2 says:

    How do you think you get ahead in the union? Fucking gangsters is all they are. A fucking protection racket.

    The Labour Party is just the political wing of the Provisional TUC.

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    Disco Biscuit says:

    would it have anything to do with repetition being no defence against a claim for defamation?

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    nell says:

    or the slimycampbell for orchestrating smear campaigns against a decent honest hardworking we@pons inspector who was driven to his death by it.

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    Beccy says:

    Twatson came to believe in his own publicity and that Parliamentary privilege put him above the law.

    Then suddenly reality checked in this afternoon.

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    jgm2 says:

    Definitely Guido. Watson is a Labour MP and therefore untouchable.

    Or so he thinks.

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    Harry Hill says:

    Now we have have Guido and we have Tom Watson……….

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    nell says:

    or the slimycampbell for orchestrating sme @r campaigns against a decent honest hardworking we@ pons inspe ctor who was driven to his de @th by the harassment.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Yes, yes, alright, but what about Emily’s nips in Friday’s Newsnight.

    Any video links?

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    Ann Thropist (Miss) says:

    Shouldn’t “useless” come before “fat”, with perhaps “fuck-ugly thick” coming after “fat”.

    Therefore, “Tom Watson is a useless fat fuck-ugly thick cunt”?

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    Pie Trap says:

    I can’t believe that you were so clever to set up a Pie Trap for Thomas Watson, Guido.

    But even if you did not intend to do so, all I can say is well done.

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    Ann Thropist (Miss) says:

    The beautiful irony of a teenager using Twitter to call others “cretins”.

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    Tom Baldwin's Liebour Ajax supplier says:

    He will be booted/asked to resign from select committee…after the mafia remark and now this, his grandstanding has fucked himself up good and proper.

    Thats what you get for being mates with McBride and Jonah!

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    jgm2 says:

    Ned, Gary Speed has a washing line he doesn’t need any more. Take the hint befoie you cause us all more heartache.

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    Mike Powers says:

    You mean Emily Maitlis the post-op tranny?
    No no no Billy those nips will be surgically implanted or tattooed on, not cricket at all old boy.

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    Mrs Crewe says:

    Pie marsbar cake wouldn’t take much to trap that nasty bastard!

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    AC1 says:

    xmas may be coming early…

    Labour MP Graham Stringer last night said he would be writing this week to BBC director-general Mark Thompson to demand an investigation into the Corporation’s relationship with UEA.

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    jgm2 says:

    Oh aye. Definitely an angle for Guido to be working into any reply to Leveson.

    ‘Ow is it, yer honner, that Campbell is ‘disgusted’ by leaks in one context but quite happy to sanction leaks that lead to the death of an innocent – and as events have proved – an entirely correct public servant.’ Perhaps this enquiry should be concerned less with the exposure by the press of facts obtained by ‘illegal’ methods but more by the lies they are fed by ‘legal’ methods.

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    Guido lives to fight another day says:

    Well it means you are safe now Guido. A Labour MP has published the same material you did and he even put his own spin on it, just as you did.

    Game set and match.

    You is one lucky Hunt and you owe Watson many pies.

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    Larry says:

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    Jethro says:

    Thank you for that news: I’ve been wondering for about five years when my sensuous spell (a.k.a. finger) would take effect.

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    Mike Powers says:

    I find the little pricks photo quite ironic too Ann, hard censorship being common place on the lefty blogs.

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    jgm2 says:

    Defamation of Campbell?


    I’d like to see Campbell try and defend his reputation in court.

    Alcoholic. Depressive. Gatekeeper to the Blair regime.



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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Have you a link plz?

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    Anonymous says:

    Shouldn’t he be conniving at how to fuck up the British economy again when this current load of loony fruits are kicked out?

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    jgm2 says:

    Naaah. If he was going to be booted he’d be gone already. The Chairman didn’t bat an eyelid when Watson slandered Murdoch.

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    Dave and his cabal of benders says:

    Who gives a shit. It’s a good day to bury a few dozen rag heads in the Hindu Kush, and start WW3.

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    nell says:

    I like the way that Guido sat on that for a few hours and never said where he got his info from , other than that it was legally obtained. Great example of ‘keeping your powder dry’.

    Then the smug alycampbell started opining about le@ks and misrepresentation and such, bit of a laugh really given that that was his modus operandi in no,10.

    Then leveson was prompted (by campbell?) to call Guido to attend the Inquiry because of concerns about how he got the letter.

    Then Guido says it came off twatsons blog site. (So presumably if leveson is worried about where guido got the letter from he must be doubly worried about where twatson got it from!!

    twatson in a panic then deletes it. Except nothing really can be deleted from the web.

    Ho Hum. Ho Hum.

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    Who the hell is fucking Laurence Durnham????

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    Bull’s eye. Twice.

    Wait for the third …

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    The Old Comrades Club says:

    He won’t of been too happy having being called up on a Sunday afternoon and asked to make such a quick decision on the spot.

    Nudge nudge wink wink.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    This song is dedicated to Tom Watson!!!!!

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    Anonymous says:

    Come to think of it, he’s the last of the gang of three left standing. Maybe for not much longer.

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    Fucking hell!

    Well played, sir!

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    Talk about shooting fish in a barrel… Good for Guido. But what a Twatson!

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    Ed Balls says:

    Just finished watching the Roadshow.
    A real hoo..
    Did you see that man get ripped off on those turtle-shell thingies? Poor old hoo..waa..waa..more kleenex please Yvette..

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    chucca says:

    Dunno, Billy keeps posting his tweets on here, so must be important.

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    nell says:

    poor twatson. doubt whether he Ever had a shape like that sweetie!!

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    Watson, what a loathsome fat useless bastard he is.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    you got twitter open?

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    There appеars to be a hair in his gate!

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    Ed Balls says:

    My pLan to fUck up the british EconOmy bY Ed BaLLS MP:

    1. Increes tax
    2. Borrow lots
    3. Spend it all on sHiny shit what nO onE needs.

    JoB doNe. Right, time to wAtch xfacta.

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    Simple Simon met a pieman says:

    Have to say I was rather taken aback when Watson stupidly published Campbell’s leaked statement to the Leveson inquiry on his blog. I guess his obsession with destroying all ex NOW employees made him take leave of his senses.

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    WVM says:

    Grabs popcorn, hehehehehe…

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    ToM Watson says:

    Oh no! oh Horror!
    Someone’s been hacking into my blog! Hacking in and writing thousands of words and pretending to be me..
    Call the security services!

    MI5..The FBI..DI6 ..International Rescue..Help! I’ve been hacked everybody! I bet it was the News of the World!
    Call Liaison 9.. Harry Palmer..Quiller..Smiley and James Bond..
    Its cyberterrorism .. and I’m the VICTIM..

    {that last bit is very important..please try to remember it..I’m the VICTIM}

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    I believe he is the founder of “Political Scrapbook”, a left-leaning gossip internet site, m’lud.

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    WVM says:


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    From Russia with love says:

    You mean Guido got it from Twatson rather than Twatson got it from Guido?

    I suspect young H@rry going to Russia before this was leaked may be the key.

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    WVM says:

    When one steps in to the limelight one must never put a foot wrong.

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    Tom Watson says:

    OMG! My blog has been hacked!

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    jgm2 says:

    Laurence? Laurence? Who the Fuck is Laurence?

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    nell says:

    Yes. But off to bed soon.

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    Alaistair Campbell says:

    Honest folks!, this time I really am depressed.

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    nell says:


    Y’mean the russians gave him it?

    What gripe have they got against alycampbell and twatson? Do tell!!

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    open for business says:

    I’ve got my twatter open if that helps Billy.

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    annette curton says:

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    nell says:

    At least alyc is still alive to feel depressed. It’s more than we can say for poor d r d a v i d k e l l y isnt it?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Its ok was just saying you recent follower was sound ;-)

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    Major Omassova says:

    Please don’t involve us Russians. We’ve got enough problems trying to get rid of that ageing, lib dem, sex pest
    Since he’s been booted from the defence committee he’s useless to us.

    Yet he turns up here, just this week ,wanting to fondle his beloved Katiya.
    How foolish this dupe is..She says he makes her physically sick.
    Please take him back to your country and keep him there. He is of no use to us.

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    I suggest that we all forgive in advance whatever Rick and Mark produces tomorrow. One good turn deserves another.

    Call it an indulgence.

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    nell says:

    Thanx Bill. I’ve added on your recommendation,

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    Sir Aston Martin says:

    My career in film has come to an abrupt end, dear moggie. Too stressful pretending to be an old queen; also a risk that Billy’s antennae might start to quiver.

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    Billy Goat Gruff says:

    Troll! A very touchy troll late on a Sunday?

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    nell says:

    Night folks. God Bless.

    Best fun I’ve had in ages.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    If she still has a dick then i’m well in there aint I

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    ToM Watson says:

    This is serious..
    Call the Sweeney. Agent 99. The men from Uncle.Joe 90. Police Squad, the Professionals and Hawaii 5-0.
    My blog has been hacked into and I’ve been made to appear to be in collusion with Ali Campbell to damage the Murdochs.

    Agent Orange, Stingray, K-9, Ben 10, Dangermouse, Scooby-Do{and shaggy too} Help! Help!

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    jgm2 says:

    You’re depressed?

    Imagine how the rest of us feel finding out that you’re still alive.

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    Sir Aston Martin says:

    I prefer “thick as pigshit”, or even “thick as arseholes and twice as nasty”. So:

    “Tom Watson is a useless fat fuck-ugly Hunt, thick as arseholes and twice as nasty.”

    Any advance on that?

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    Saw the original lineup play this at Bournemouth Winter Gardens. (I was 2 at the time…)

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    Waiting for Gordo says:

    The link in the piece points to the Leveson depository. It was probably placed there early. Twatson added his piece this pm, hence GF protesting he didn’t get a hat tip. GF published a précis of what was in (accidentally) the public domain…

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    joescotus says:

    i feel you could improve on this……please

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    Lord Lightlyson, lightly says:

    Unless he was sat next to Mandy in the baths

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    Night, nell. Sleep well.

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    the plot is very thick says:

    So, Campbell leaked it to Watson via the Russians?

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Nighty-night. Mind the socialists don’t bite.

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    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Cor, blimey isn’t he a normal bloke and that, watching all the same fings as wot we do and that.

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    middle says:

    Night Nell. Hope the bugs don’t bite.

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    joescotus says:

    who is this bint?

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    jgm2 says:




    Didn’t we get a teaser for this earlier in the weekend?

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    Gary Speed says:

    Not as much as me. Isn’t that right Dr Kelly?

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    That is the good part. Could you give us the bad now, dear.

    Lights, cameras rolling, sound, action!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Now, about perverting the course of justice.

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    the plot is very thick says:

    Sadly, too much information there Billy, and you were doing so well, bless.

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    Cultural Guru says:

    What a wanker!

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    Were shooting(!), darling.

    Let us get it in the can, first. (See below…)

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    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    and 1

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The awkward moment when you sit on a public toilet and the seats all warm…
    Because someones already on it.

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    Da Gweed Is Mah Man! says:

    What Tom Watson gets for telling porkies:

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    Anonymous says:

    Billy you’ve crossed the fucking line now. You’ve been steadily trying to turn this blog into a gay version of the Waltons, and it’s getting on my fucking tits. Piss off!

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    Cat nip says:


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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    I wonder if the senior judiciary favour labour for raising their pension pots to £1.5million after putting a cap on the general populations pension pot of £1million.

    Nice to be made an exception, you scratch my back etc.

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    Down with the kids says:


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    I don't need no doctor says:


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    Under the M25 Over-pass says:

    Hoffa was the role model

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    annette curton says:

    Very droll.

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    Mace says:

    Was it Tom
    Or was it Guido
    Who spilled bad Al’s beans
    On the world web wide o?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Even the Daily Mail wouldn’t run that story. Too horrific.

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    Typical Labour Education…

    There is a K at the front of that.

    You Knobhead.

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    Bobby Bowden Was the Greatest American-Football Coach Ever ! says:

    Billy’s going to the Moonshine Sisters’ house for a nightcap.

    RIP Gary Speed, one coach to another.

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    I'm cool look at me! says:

    Silly old cun’t.

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    Chris Huhne says:

    Don’t worry Tom. Perverting the course of justice is a charge for the little people.

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    I'm a cool cat look at me! says:

    Get to fucking bed granddad!

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    Waiting for Gordo says:

    It may have been there for a while, didn’t want to tipoff the Sundays

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s called cottaging.

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    jgm2 says:

    Al Cambell’s claims he’s upset
    That his ‘evidence’ leaked on the net
    But the rest of the world
    Aren’t so easily fooled
    ‘Cos we’ve not forgot K.e.l.l.y yet.

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    Confidence Boost says:

    Oh dear.

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    I have some sympathy with my trolls here.

    I have the date on my spreadsheet of concerts: 24/02/1973
    in Ian Gillain’s day

    And 19/05/1974 when David Coverdale had become vocalist.

    Both at Winter Gardens, Bournemouth. Ian was King, of course.

    Is that nerdy, or what?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Tell you what Balls, sell your own house and add to that whatever money you have, then set up your own company and employ some of the youngsters you care so much about.
    You have not got the guts to do it, however with tax payers money the story would be different.

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    How old are you Major? Would you like a teddy bear?

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Well said Chris, as is treason, under age sex and blatant theft from the taxpayer. Boaz.

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    Slave to the steaming stump says:

    send the knicker sniffing Hunt to Siberia then

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    Down with the kids says:

    I do apologise Mr Cat, Knobhead!

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    Slave to the steaming stump says:

    is Billy a brown hatter?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    I saw the original line up at De Montfort Hall, Leicester way back in the day man. Also saw Peter Green’s Fleetwood Mac at the Boat Club, Nottingham.
    You are not alone!

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    Mrs Crewe says:

    Never mind justice Tom Watson is a perversion of the human race there is no excuse for the amount of self interest that man has or the depths he will sink to to further his own aims. I sincerely hope that this is his cumupence and that he is ejected from parliament and never allowed into position where he can do harm again. All joking apart the Labour party should hang thier heads in shame that they ever selected a man like that for election. It is very revealing that once he had shown his true colours instead of removing him they went on to promote him. Vote Labour if you have no honour principles or regard for the rule of law

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    Tom’s trembling like a jelly
    From his anus to his belly.
    He’ll need much more,
    The sad old whore,
    Than a tube of KY Jelly.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Put cling film across the seats.

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    annette curton says:

    So I’m supposed to be impressed?

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    That’s much better. Well done.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Hopefully the new “coached” Tom Watson’s voice will get more and more quiet so that eventually nothing he says will be heard.

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    If I say that I still have my tickets in the next room, will that help?

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    annette curton says:

    I would suggest having a spreadsheet of concerts you attended going back to 1973 definitely is, but quiet eerily I also was in Bournemouth at about that time and can recall seeing Focus and Hawkwind.

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    Bleugh says:

    CL is shagging TW?

    I think I’m going to vom.

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    Anonymous says:

    Effing marvelous Guidos.

    Just heard the BBC report at the top of the Westminster Hour, strangley no mention of the source being Mr Watson’s blog.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Stop the bullying Schrodinger it’s not appreciated by me. :(

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    shit tickler anonymous says:

    Clue. He’s off to Brighton to show off his new exhaust pipe.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    What a c’unt!

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    I saw so many bands, great days, great times, rock on man!

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    Joe the Plumber says:

    Do we know the gender, if any, of this Labour MP?

  187. 187
    Sir Aston Martin says:


    You won’t want to read it.

    Believe me.

    When I get started on self-regarding and ambitious socialists of that stripe the obloquy is liable to fry the reader’s cerebellum.

  188. 188
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Is that the unbiased BBC?

  189. 189
    annette curton says:

    The very fact that he has a spreadsheet going back to ’73 when he was 2 years old tells you all you need to know about the man. The very fact he has one at all is an oxymoron in it’s self and is missing the whole point, Google being his real best friend.

    Like some old hippie said back in the day “If you remember the 60’s then you weren’t really there!” This comment applies here very well indeed.

    Sad fucker.

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    Harriett Cоle says:

    Stop stalking me you fucking loser.

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    … going back to 1973 …?

    Who said that? It starts in August 1969 with the Isle of Wight festival, Free, The Who, Pretty Things, Moodies, Aynsley Dunbar, The Band and Robert Zimmerman.

    This year, Uriah Heep and Kansas, both in Germany. I ain’t got no better!!!

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    Watson's Blog says:

    Westminster Bubble

    – Leveson has emailed Fat boy Watson and asked him to resign from the select committee. Watson has gone to McDonalds to drown his sorrows. Fact

    Campbell livid at leaks, do one will you. Muppet. What goes around comes around.
    He is an embarassment to the Dingle Dome (Turf Moor). Fact

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    @ fake annette curton

    itself NOT it’s self, you moron!

    As for the saying, “If you remember the 60′s then you weren’t really there!”. Mick Box said that on stage at Simbach-am-Inn this year and, of course, he was there in those days. As indeed was I.

    What is more, he is still a fucking ace axeman.

  195. 195
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Remember Weeley?

  196. 196
    Anonymous says:

    Twatson to resign from Standards Committee in morning.

  197. 197
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I’ll be having words with Guido about you.

  198. 198
    HappyUK says:

    Almost as good as Dollygate. Watch the web hits on this site soar…

  199. 199
    Mrs Crewe says:

    Hoo-fucking-ray!! Karma is a wonderful thing we all owe Mr Fawkes a drinky poo!

  200. 200

    We have probably both seen more of these ungulates than is health for any reasonable human being.

  201. 201
    bernie the bolt says:

    Get the cross hairs up Guido, FFS.

  202. 202
    Harriett Cоle says:

    Oh yeah, what words would they be stalker?

  203. 203
    DCI Brian Lane, ret. says:

    Oi! Don’t nick me pitch, Scrotum! I’m the official nerd around here– and don’t you forget it! (Quick-Draw McGraw’s favourite catchphrase– see, I told you I was a nerd!)

  204. 204
    HappyUK says:

    There is a bit more than meets the eye with Watson, isn’t there?

    He sat next to McBride and was allegedly mentioned in the emails to Derek Draper, was he not? And there are unanswered questions as to whether he knew about the existence of Red Rag attack blog.

    Or is Tom Watson what I’ve always suspected: a dirty, smear filled, personalised, negative, divisive political campaigner that was at the heart of the Brown bunker – brutal, malevolent, mendacious unpleasant-to-the-core people at that. Tom Watson was Minister for the Civil Service. What did he do when he found about those smeargate emails? Did he berate Damian McBride and tell him to stop abusing his position? Or did he tacitly or overtly encourage McBride to send more of the same? So it’s OK to ‘receive’ such material without making comment or taking action to stop such behaviour?

    Tom Watson is about to discover the old systems of vote rigging/ballot stuffing/block vote buying/dog whistle politics/character assassination/postal vote fraud/friends and family in the dead tree media/BBC/ are all crumbling in front of his eyes.

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    Anonymous says:

    I think it just hit zero db s

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    If you’re going to sock him, you might at least make the faintest of attempts to mimic his style.


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    tardy troll watch says:

    Yeah shocking, no spelling mistakes whatsoever. Didn’t even make the fucking effort.

  208. 208
    Rip van Wrinkle says:

    Don’t forget, 24% of the female population are also morbidly obese. And 22% of the men.

    He’s got a lot of options out there. And they’re all fucking desperate.

  209. 209
    Selohesra says:

    There was a fat git called Watson
    Who went to school with no shorts on
    The kids all laughed
    At his dirty spotty arse
    And his testicle with puss and green spots on

  210. 210
    jimmy piddle says:

    hehe, Jimmy’s fucked off when the goings got tough, as per usual.

  211. 211
    Anonymous says:

    Well put, Sir/Madam.

  212. 212
    tom says:

    can’t wait fot twatson to get fucked over

  213. 213
    Down with the kids says:

    Why thank you Mr Schrodinger, one does try ones best with the very trying ones don’t you think?

  214. 214
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Guido called to Leveson inquiry.

  215. 215
    Flyswatter says:

    I think that Mr. Watson’s actions today expose him as the thicko that he really is.
    Be very interesting to hear his pathetic excuses in the morning.
    It all comes around in the end . . . .

  216. 216
    Jane Garvey says:

    Oh yes, certainly. I remember the party in May 1997, champagne all over the place.

  217. 217
    Rebeka's Unborn says:


  218. 218
    FFS says:

    Get a room

  219. 219
    Tom Fatson says:

    I’ll be knocking over your Guinness afterwards.

  220. 220
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Maybe he was hacked.


    They used that excuse too many times!

    Someone hacked my email, twitter acct, facebook acct – wait and see.

  221. 221
    Iron says:

    Can’t wait for The Iron Lady film. Saw the trailer at the cinema and it got a tremendous reaction from the audience.

  222. 222
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Forgot to add


  223. 223

    So your typical Labour education bypassed the ‘o’ in Schrodinger’s cat Mr tardy troll? I would have thought the missing ö may have pricked your attention but there again not, never mind eh.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    C’unt of put it better myself cat. :)

  225. 225

    You are right!

    He is not worth keeping, is he?


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    A Bloke of a Certain Age says:

    Im I missing something here, I skimmed read Watsons blog and agreed with what he said . What is the problem ?

  227. 227
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Yes, I started wanking furiously and immediately on hearing the applause from said audience, so much so I blocked the Dolby surround sound within two minutes flat.

  228. 228
    The truth about nell says:

    Nell is a bloke. Its been in plain sight all these years.

  229. 229
    Mike Lewis says:

    He has 50000 followers?
    There are some seriously sad bastards in this country:Watson is the epitome of all that is shit in modern politics.
    Dolly Draper is a close second.

  230. 230
    tardy troll watch says:

    Er….there’s still the question of style Scatty you hypocritical old cuпt. The troll is fucking useless.

  231. 231
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Did you get your telegram from the Queen?

  232. 232
    Peter Grimes says:

    Oh dear, the fat fucker Watson has blabbed once too often!
    That’s what comes from trying to be clever when you are a useless fat cnut!
    I do hope that Leveson gives him 6 of the best!

  233. 233
    A Bloke of a Certain Age says:

    Doh! Just realsed what is going on here, to much vino Im afraid, please forget my last comment ever took place :)

  234. 234
    Fit & Proper Test. says:

    Alastair Campbell’s Evidence to the Leveson Inquiry

    By Tom Watson (Lab).

  235. 235
    Helping Hands says:

    You’ve been watching too much BBC News, please do contact your nearest reprogrammer immediately.

  236. 236
    BBC bias says:

    Oh my god, the very begining of the end?

  237. 237
    tardy troll watch says:

    How the real Billy would have written it. Lesson over, you may go.

    “Yes, I started wanking furiussly and imediately on hearing the applawse from said awdience, so much so I bloked the Dolby surrownd sound within two minuets flat.”

  238. 238
    Helping Hands says:

    The reprogramming went well I take it?

  239. 239
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I think I love you :)

  240. 240
    Peter Grimes says:

    What senses?

  241. 241
    tardy troll watch says:

    Correction……I fink I wuv U :(

  242. 242
    Fit & Proper Test. says:

    Chris Bryant MP (Lab) was quick off the mark the retweet the article by Tom Watson.

  243. 243
    The Paragnostic says:–game-shows.html

    About 5 paragraphs from the end. Stringer’s a bit of a knob, but he used to work in a lab, so is probably one of the more knowledgable of Labour’s crop of losers.

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  245. 245
    A Very Bad Loser says:

    Barrel scrapping tardy barrel scrapping, a full refund and do fuck off eh.

  246. 246

    “My 404 page is better than yours.”

  247. 247
    Fit & Proper Test. says:

  248. 248
    A typical Labour-voting parasite says:

    i vote laybah bcoz thay giv me uvva peepls muhneee.

  249. 249
    Babysitter says:

    This time it’s full stop tardy.
    Do I have to point out each and every error for you?

  250. 250
    tardy troll watch says:

    Jeez that is a fucking piss poor sock Scatty, you sad old fucker.

  251. 251
    Hendrik Verwoerd says:

    Too late, fat boy. By the way, I have some photos for sale. Pinhole camera, Labour conference, remember?

  252. 252
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    tardy troll watch says:

    Oh do piss off scatty, you silly old twat. Get your incontinent pants seen to at the very fucking least, you boring old fart.

  254. 254
    stretch this says:

    ‘kin wanker.

  255. 255
    A Bloke of a Certain Age says:

    No Im an ordinary bloke actually, dont read to much into it and spend less time on conspiracy websites.

  256. 256

    I am so grateful to my followers here. Really. The adulation that they show me is so intense that it seems that I feel that I could fart for the rest of the night and still walk off to rapturous applause. The trouble is that some of the followers are just too emotionally attached. They have lost Michael Jackson. They have lost Amy Winehouse. They have lost George Michael – well almost. I cannot hope to fulfil their Jungian fantasies. Their expression of repressed unconscious sexual desires. They need to get out more. They should try going out on Clapham Common. They could meet some interesting people, especially at this sort of time. Some influential ones, even. They could even end up with a cottage.

  257. 257
    Sir Michael Shite ( not for publication) says:

    I saw you at a lunch once every one else was in a tie, you were in a Rugby shirt and someone says thats Guido Fawkes Billy Bowden and I said get away is it….

  258. 258
    Foo says:

    It’s depressing how easily the schemers and friendly platforms ( that’ll be the BBC) are so easily set up.
    Thick as F**k.
    No wonder they believe you can solve a deficit crisis by borrowing more.

    Incidentally “My blog was hacked”
    In theory, it should be possible to get at least the IP address of the perpetrator from the server access logs. So, get Mr Watson to give me a call & I’ll nail the fat, four eyed fucker that did this.

  259. 259
    t says:

    Don’t forget industrial scale serial killing.

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  261. 261

    I’m certainly not going to be the first to come out and say that Tom Watson is shagging Caroline Lucas. It might not be wholly true.

  262. 262
    cyclops says:

    Rarely have I seen such a high standard of informed comment and debate as posted above.
    Structured arguments avoiding the personal denigration so loved by bigots and and the ignorant. Well done.
    Who am I kidding?

  263. 263
    Tom Baldwin's Liebour Ajax supplier says:

    Thanks Piers.

  264. 264

    Don’t want to depress you with such dreary items as facts but probably at least 20 of us have got a copy saved of Tom Watson’s page before he decided it needed a change. You have arrived rather late on the scene and the Google cache has cleared. We’ll let the facts do the talking, shall we?

    Maybe you have some of your own to offer?

  265. 265
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    “Guido Fawkes will be required to give evidence” – Leveson Inquiry statement.

    Haha, I guess you might drop by if you happen to be passing Westminster.

    Was it your idea for Tony Balir to get an Irish passport by the way? Jolly handy when there might be an enquiry into something.

  266. 266
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    And amongst the ‘Digital Pledges’ Watson makes on his own website:

    “4. We should have a right to control our data.”

    I would presume that doesn’t include publishing confidential statements supplied by others. :D

  267. 267
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    I suspect the IP address wuld point to somewhere Hibernian in nature and outside UK jurisdiction.

  268. 268
    Terry C says:

    Does my bum look big in this?

  269. 269
    Wendy says:


  270. 270
    Anonymous says:

    But did it really? Mwa ha-ha.

  271. 271
    Spot On says:

    Learn to write in your (presumably) own fucking language.

  272. 272
    Desperate Dan says:

    When you appear in front of Leveson don’t forget to ask him why there is no transparency in the matter of his appointment or the appointment of his ludicrous panel.

  273. 273
    Mr Slater says:

    My Parrot is not a Cretin!

    There’s an awful lot of Iodine in cuttlefish.

  274. 274
    HappyUK says:

    Were the sixties really as lively as everyone who was there makes out?

    My dad was a mod, but he tells me that for him that was the only enjoyment in what for the majority was a pretty miserable, humdrum, poverty-stricken existence.

  275. 275
    Anonymous says:

    Peter G~~don’t hold your breath waiting for Leveson to fulfill your hopes.
    That result is not part of the reasoning for selecting him for the job.

  276. 276
    Gary from stoke says:

    Bend over for the Judge Guido, nice and easy.
    Reveal all and take one for the team.
    Grease your little purt ass nice and good now, dya hear?

  277. 277
    Anonymous says:

    So has Watson been called to give evidence to Levenson as well as Guido?

  278. 278
    cynic says:

    “Call it an indulgence.”


  279. 279
    HappyUK says:

    With a server located in the USA and the content cached all over the place, safe from the kinds of stuck-up, interfering, officious, censorious twats that the UK is so great at producing.

  280. 280
    Cinna says:

    Will Guido’s performance be screened live? I can’t wait.

  281. 281
    The Cat that dare not spеak its name says:


    Bit late here

    What other indulgences are there?

  282. 282
    Green grow the rushes oh says:

    Were Tom and Caroline an item?
    We surely should be told
    Were carbon footprints offset
    As under the pier they rolled?

  283. 283
    Waste of space this guy says:

    Laurence is THE supporter of Blackburn Rovers Football Club.

  284. 284
    G Reen says:


    Ask Caroline.

  285. 285
    Spartacus says:

    Time to prepare the UK version of the Appian Way?

  286. 286
    Anonymous says:

    What unpleasant people you lot are. Actually, more than unpleasant: immoral to the point of psychopathy.

    You are attacking a man who has helped to bring the very worst types of press intrusions – the utter degration and completely lack of respect for people at the very summit of despair.

    A woman’s baby has died, and the press hound her. And all you lot can do is sneer at Watson. Come on, you clever clever little people: take a step back and look at yourselves.

  287. 287
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    Susie says:

    Well my little friends of younger years… I saw Peter Green’s Fleetwood Mac in 1968 at the Cider House in Godalming. Tiny little blues club round the back of a hotel on Godalming High St.

    Jeremy Spencer told the girls to throw their knickers onstage. Happy days!

  289. 289
    Anonymous says:

    George Osborne abnd all this govt are Nazi dreamers

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