November 27th, 2011

Exclusive: Alastair Campbell Evidence to Leveson
Speculates Morgan’s Mirror Hacked Cherie Blair’s Voicemail

UPDATE: Bad Al still complaining about headlines. Once a spin doctor…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Tears for Piers.

    • 8
      Grammar School Boy says:

      Who’da thunk it, eh?

      Mirror, mirror on the wall……

      • 95
        Song contest says:

        Dollar did a song about that, the chorus goes…

        Mirror mirror mon amour,
        Send me what I’m waiting for,
        Pick me a prison cell,
        Fine, so fine!

        Mirror mirror mon amour,
        Give me what I’m waiting for,
        Give me a mighty big fine,
        A fine, big fine!

        • 108
          Disaffected says:

          They deserve all they get. The public deserve a better account for the reasons behind the Iraq war, death of Dr Kelly and Blair’s relationship with Murdoch.

          • CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

            Who in their right mind would believe anything Campbell has to say? That bastard lies even hen he doesn’t have to just to keep in practice.

          • Anyway. Good scoop Guido. Nothing on Google news when I checked a few moments ago. Hope your journey back to the UK does not take you via the Tower…

          • Lord Trombone says:

            you should apologise to Campbell.
            He is a good chap.

            I will not post again on this blog until I see a full written apology and compensation to Campbell.

            I think it is disgusting the way you publish stories that are not vetted in advance by Gov or important people like Campbell.

          • Sir Aston Martin says:

            Excellente, Guido.

            Herr Campbell — suck it up, slimeball. History will not be kind to you or your vainglorious little friend.

        • 121

          If Tony Blair managed to shred all those things he didn’t want others to see, I wonder why Alastair Campbell did not do the same?

          Imagine Piers must be packing the Imodium inside him wholesale now.

          • Sir Aston Martin says:

            Only a butt-plug will do. One of those rubber bungs they used to seal jars with in the chemistry lab stores. Apply with hammer.

          • Jacob Bronowski says:

            Hey Aston, darling.

            That is 35 takes you have taken of me stepping into this piss hole!

            I have ruined 35 pairs of shoes and 35 suit bottoms.

            Why don’t you get the f-ing puller to clean the blasted gate first?

          • Lord Stansted says:

            Jacob Bronowski! Christ, that’s a name I’ve not heard for a very long time. When I was a kid, I used to think he was a real scientist. What an idiot I was. Of course, the BBC were responsible for telling us lies about Bronowski. How things never change.

          • Jabba the Cat says:

            Bronowski was the AlJaBeeba ascent of socialist man front, iirc?

          • Jacob Bronowski says:

            All is explained here:


          • The original footage is here:


            I saw this when it was first broadcast. The BBC was a different organisation at that time. Kenneth Clark’s Civilisation was a landmark in documentaries and The Ascent of Man was made to complement it.

            I am no soft touch when it comes to leftyism. But I am prepared to state that these were highly significant works where the message counted most and not any ideology.

            It is the BBC itself that has changed the situation.

          • Sir Aston Martin says:

            Jake, luvvy, so sorry to let you go — we’ve booked Simon Schama. He wears a bow-tie so much better than you.



          • Jacob Bronowski says:

            What? That old Haberdasher’s mincer? You’re welcome pet…

            They say he dumbs down – more a case of dumps down. He will be forgotten even quicker than you will.

            Your teeth look curiously like ape’s teeth, dear.


          • Sir Aston Martin says:

            Ooooh! Bitch!

          • And in that edition of Holby City, the part of Sir Aston Martin was played by Ian McKellen, Jacob Bronowski by John Hurt and Schrödinger’s cat by Dirk Bogarde…

          • The Paragnostic says:

            I still think the episode of “Ascent of Man” where they covered the Periodic Table is one of the best pieces of accessible science TV ever made. I have the book on my shelves still, and occasionally read it to wallow in nostalgia.

            Bronowski’s daughter, Lisa Jardine, is a pretty good historian in her own right and well worth a read if you can find a copy of Ingenious Pursuits. Warning, though – she’s a lefty and a feminist.

          • Agree. It was fantastic. The groupings are a wonder that so many never know about. Yet it is not hard to absorb. I am concerned that the quite understandable hatred that we all feel for the BBC nowadays (and I have called for it to be broken up and sold off) should not obscure the fact that it has produced some quite exceptional and educational programmes that many of us would have been the poorer for not having seen.

    • 9
      Left Foot says:

      By the way as the Blairs are good Catholics, why do they practice contraception?

    • 13
      Mahdi Hassan has a small cock says:

      I hope he was well remunerated. Imagine having to listen to Cherie Blairs voice as a day job…

      • 21
        Lefty hags says:

        Hacked into Tessa Jowell’s voicemail as well, that private Dick must have had a strong stomach.

        • 224
          They'll never win Miss world, not ever says:

          Tessa Jowell.
          There goes my dinner all over the keyboard.

          Why are Labour wimmin h a g s ?
          Harriet, babe, you included.
          And Eagles.

          You name ‘em, h a g s each one of ‘em.

        • 423
          Susie says:

          My sister hacked into Cherie’s mobile by mistake in 1999. Phoned me from the airport and misdialled my number by one digit and got Mrs Postbox.

          With remarkable forbearance I resisted the urge to text the woman, but succumbed when the F&M slaughter was going on… and the ninny replied with “Stop hassling vegetarians, they’re going to die anyway”. She’s utterly nuts and a security nightmare.

    • 23
      Guido sees the light says:

      Have you really gone to Ireland guido and not Damascus?

      Has some blinding light convinced you that Campbell is capable of telling the truth?

    • 34
      The failure of the guardians says:

      FFS. The real story here is that the Prime Minister’s wife did not have her voicemail protected and MI6 had fallen down on the job.

      Every man, his dog and his dog’s cat knew how to access someone elses voicemail. Did no one in british security consider that Mrs Blair was so thick that she may have left her voicemail on the default PIN setting?

      And I think it goes without saying that Campbell would have been fully aware of this voicemail access wheeze.

      • 77
        Penny Dreadful says:

        Campbell doesn’t actually have evidence that her phone was hacked. He merely suspects.

        Valid point that someone slipped up on the job of security though.

        • 96
          Dick the Prick says:

          Or did they? Whether Cherie’s been banged is hardly news. This could all have been planned. As if anyone gives 2 shits if Hugh Grant shagged Steve Coogan when Lord Browne, Ron Dennis, Mervyn King etc could, you know, have genuinely affected things. This is just showbuziness and a media circle jerk which only has volunteers. Not half as good as Scrapheap Challenge.

        • 293
          tankus says:

          start a war on less proof than that …people died

      • 162
        AC1 says:

        > MI6 had fallen down on the job
        MI5 surely.

      • 295
        The Admiral says:

        Why Oh why do people use voicemail? 1571 or similar disables the ruddy thing. Divert, or ring back. Saves all a load of cash as you halve everyones phone bill. Or better still get a proper pager for heaven sake. You don’t even have to answer the thing immediately…

    • 44
      Gordon McMental says:

      What about tears for me? Has everyone forgotten my speech? My pain? How I saved the world?

    • 289
      Yer Maw says:

      Actually, it does look like GF is stretching things a little bit here.

      Pretty decent readin from AC in my opinion.

    • 375
      Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan says:

      Fat Piers Knew!

    • 379
      Dick Whittington says:

      Go Guido….

    • 398
      wiggy_uk says:

      Someone should ask Mr Campbell if he thought the press were likely to create hysteria to the point of being inhimane when he expressed the desire to release Dr David Kelly’s name to them?

  2. 2
    McChannaman says:

    Hopefully this double standard of attacking News International while ignoring the Mirror’s transgressions can now come to an end…

  3. 3
    Ampers says:

    The ANC in South Africa has passed a law forbidding journalists to report on Government Corruption.

    I guess we are going that way.

    • 26
      Anonymous says:

      Doesn’t matter really Ampers;even when it is revealed only a few minor characters are prosecuted (receiving a slap on the wrist sentence),whilst the other miscreants are left to carry on with their shenanigans.

    • 43
      Osama the Nazarene says:

      The journalists will have to travel to Ireland now.

    • 126
      Cast-Iron Cameron says:

      Not at all. I will appoint a panel of Guardian journalists, BBC journalists, racial awareness activists, labour party activists, pro-EU activists, anti-fascist activists. They will simply check all newspaper and blog articles for accuracy, political bias, illegal pro-England fruitcake attitudes, to convert all measurements into metric and to check they come up to our modern standards to redress racial and sexual discrimination. Then that article will be legal to publish. Simples.

      • 141
        The Paragnostic says:

        Why don’t you go the whole hog and make Searchlight a government agency, with the UAF as enforcers?

        Oh, wait – they already are the tools of MI5.

    • 265
      Our Denry says:

      The UK it is called the Official Secrets Act + amendments and alterations so broad as to encompass anything the government of the day wants it to cover.

  4. 4
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    One slight problem tho, this is alistiar Campbell we are talking about, the man couldnt lie straight in bed.

    Just because evidence seems to back up your point of view doesnt mean it is 100% truth.

    I switched on this week other week and Campbell was on the sofa with Portello i think, is it a weekly thing?

    • 18
      Anonymous says:

      If Brillo can have that other 2nd home liar & thief on the prog why complain about a further unsavory character?

    • 114
      Alistair Campbell makes me ashamed to be human says:

      Quite so Billy. Having just had a cursory look at his statement, I had to laugh -

      ‘If the public knew the truth about politicians, they would be pleasantly surprised.’ Does he think we’re stupid? Or is he just living on a different planet to real people? He blames the the public for being cynical. Does he think we have forgotten the expenses scandal?

      ‘What the politicians say gets less coverage on the broadcast media than what the journalist says about it.’ Has he not heard of the Parliament Channel? The Politics Show? The Daily Politics? Or that well known Organ of the Left, Newsnight?

      He says that the Freedom on Information Act is ‘not used properly.’ So he wants to limit this, does he?

      Like Kinnock before him, he claims that the British Press AND the BBC (hilarious, I know) are right-leaning, and that THIS IS WRONG and SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT IT.

      Finally, he calls Rebekah Wade a bully. The words ‘pot, kettle’ and ‘black’ spring to mind.

      And to think, people are taking this man seriously.

      • 197
        Ivor Tapeworm says:

        It’s a case of a c_unt calling a kettle black.

      • 340
        Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

        Alistair Campbell calling Rebekah Wade a bully is akin to Tony Blair calling Derek Trotter a money-obsessed spiv.

    • 383
      Fiona Millar says:

      Cannot wait to read it in Forum.

  5. 5

    Such a shame, And we all know Piers is such a nice chap…(chuckle).

    I wonder if anything more substantial will come out though.

    • 256
      Ivor Tapeworm says:

      There was a hack editor called Morgan,
      Who published fake pics in his organ,
      So the suggestion he hacked
      Alastair may be un-backed,
      But the conclusion he’s a Hoon is still forgone

    • 272
      Our Denry says:

      I very much doubt it, once someone (maybe a company) starts to fall, suddenly folks come out of the woodwork with a gripe (real or imagined) once they see that the object of their derision is on the way down, they start to give them a good kicking, or in Billy’s case a taste of piano wire

  6. 6
    Shall I put the Kettle on says:

    Piers Moron

  7. 7

    Amperes the problem we have is our press is over 3/4′s full of nasty venal lying hacks who would not know the truth if it bit them on the arse, let alone report it.

  8. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Let me get this right, did the Mirror actually hack her phone or did Campbell simply suspect they hacked it?

    • 40
      Ivor Tapeworm says:

      Campbell claims he suspects they hacked it, to be precise.

      • 45
        Osama the Nazarene says:

        …but he’s also seen …invoices in relation to myself [himself] and others, being paid by The Mirror to private investigator Jonathan Rees. Cherry Blair could be one of the others?

        Slightly more substantial than luvvie Hugh Grants suppositions that the Mail on Sunday was hacking his voice mail|

    • 48
      Penny Dreadful says:

      Suspects only. He has no evidence that Caplin’s phone was hacked – see page 12 at bottom. Page 13 at top – “think[s] it is at least possible” that Cherie’s phone hacked. In same paragraph muddies possibility that pregnancy news could have been leaked in other way rather than hacking.

      • 131
        CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

        It doesn’t matter if Campbell only suspects. Leveson is allowing any crap to be submitted as evidence. In fact it appears that direct evidence is the only thing Leveson WON’T allow to be given by witnesses.

        Like I’ve previously said, this inquiry is an expensive, taxpayer funded farce and has already been pre-judged. Those Q.C.s asking the questions are bloody hopeless. Who the hell chose them to conduct the questioning? I KNOW I could do a lot better ( been in court on the prosecution side many, many times and I’ve forgotten how many times I’ve had to prompt the prosecution barrister with little notes telling him to ask questions about details they’ve missed in someone’s evidence. Friggin’ hopeless they are.).

      • 232
        Elizabeth I says:

        Much suspected of me……….nothing proved can be……

  9. 12
    Lescromps says:

    Well fair play to you on this one,you certainly stuck your head up,I bet they,r consulting there legals as we speak,hope your advice is sound,nice one

    • 268
      smoggie says:

      The information is in the public domain – on the internet – and was published from Ireland. What the fuck can they do?

      Did Campbell leak this stuff himself??

  10. 14
    ffs! says:

    Who fucking cares?!

    • 50
      Deeply Regret says:

      Absolutely. The public sector is striking to protect pensions that alreay have to borrow from the Chinese to pay for, our doors are wide open to anyone that fancies a shot at our benefits system and our largest trading partner is choking in debt. So who gives a fuck about Campbell, Moron and Cherie Blair – they’re ghosts from the past. Guido, I love your blog but you need to get out more.

      • 103
        Dick the Prick says:

        He’s never claimed to be Alphaville or Speccie Coffee House but yeah, can get a bit tedious. I guess we’re at early days and watching Murdoch get his revenge may take a few months so i’d recommend toast rather than popcorn – more versatile and better for you. Like a drunken bitch fight on Donny High Street after closing time – fuck ‘em.

        • 229
          Another Engineer says:

          Oh dear. Is Donny renowned worldwide for low-life bitch fighting after dark? That’s not good.

          I’m not saying it isn’t true, mind.

    • 55
      Osama the Nazarene says:

      I do, if it sucks in Piers and the Mirror.

  11. 15
    Dwayne Dibley Ed says:

    We mutht save The Mirror at all cothts comwades whatever hacking they have done, booooo to Alisdair

    Now back to thitting on the fenth about strikes whilst actually taking all that lovely union lolly!

  12. 16
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
  13. 17
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Nice to see the reptiles turn upon each other. I can already see Campbell’s faux outrage at the excesses of the media. What a hypocrite.

  14. 19
    Anonymous says:



    • 137
      CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

      Don’t expect any killer questions to be asked by the inquiries lawyers. It seems they are deliberately back pedalling the serious cross examination of witnesses. In fact it’s looking more like a well rehearsed Q & A session with the so called witnesses giving the answers Leveson wants to hear so they can square with his pre-judged verdict.

      • 166
        AC1 says:

        The whole point was a pile-on on Murdoch, and it’s not really panning out that way is it?

        Funny that…

  15. 20
    I Squiggle says:

    I followed the link to the original – why the redacting?

  16. 22
    Tom Baldwin's Liebour Ajax supplier says:

    Tom Fatson on suicide watch….he has been very quiet since Leveson exposed every other paper hacking and blagging and ruined his one paper agenda.

    Then again, A Campbell, T Baldwin, Dodgy dossier, Government weapons inspector, A Gillingham,BBC, 45 minute warning, hacking, blagging, death, suicide, manslaughter, murder, Liebour, D Kelly, T Bliar, Blood on Hands…

    Put that into some order and just see how corrupt and dirty the looney left are…

    They even hack their own kind.






    • 42
      Ivor Tapeworm says:

      People seem to forget there were 2 dodgy dossiers.

    • 53
      annette curton says:

      Alastair Campbell has never told a porkie in his life and there is no truth in the rumours that his ‘evidence’ may have been sexed up.

  17. 25
    The Meissen Bison says:

    This really doesn’t amount to much – it’s all conjecture possibly barring nasty messages from Ms Wade and who’s going to feel sorry for AC being on the receiving end of nastiness?

  18. 27
    Anonymous says:

    Let’s re-read Oborne on Campbell before we get over excited.

  19. 28
    a non says:

    Snippets of fact entwined in a classic Alistair Campbell smokescreen.

    • 60
      annette curton says:

      A work of fiction containing murder, mystery and the obligatory sex scene written in schoolboy prose.

      • 97
        The Paragnostic says:

        Tony was looking weary after a day spent massaging the truth, his ego and the accounts of his foundation. His thoughts turned to the wide and inventive mouth of Cherie, her plump bank account, and the Rwandan affairs that they would surely discuss later in the day. Reveries of romping naked on Mexican beaches, smeared in mud and papaya, experiencing the rebirth and the wisdom of the ancients (as befitted the Anointed One) filled his feverish brow. He allowed himself a little smile as he thought of the dusky (and suitably rich) Jewess that awaited him on his return to the Promised Land, but for now concentrated on the matter at hand, which was how to spin his lust for oil money and his latest friend, the benevolent ruler of Kazakhstan… (cont. p94 of Forum mag).

        • 120
          annette curton says:

          Mills & Boon
          Dear Alistair,
          Re the draught of your latest pot-boiler that we have received, while not wishing to appear negative we feel your talents may be better served in another field, a career in politics perhaps?.
          Yours etc.
          PS, don’t send us any more shite!

        • 124
          annette curton says:

          Mills & Boon
          Dear Alistair,
          Re the draught of your latest pot-boiler that we have received, while not wishing to be negative we feel your talents may be better served in another field, a career in politics perhaps?.
          Yours etc.
          PS, don’t send us any more shite!

        • 139

          Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

          My ice cream has gone all over the floor.

  20. 29
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Give us this day our daily rumour. Campbell should know more about manipulating the truth than most journos, the king of rumourland. Talk about kettles calling pots black!

  21. 31
    Alastair Campbell says:

    This is all very depressing.

  22. 33
    ++ BREAKING WING ++ says:

    Gary Speed has died aged 42.

  23. 35
    Taxfodder says:

    Lessons will be learned, blah blah cwummph! no stone unturned, integrity and rule of law blah blah, despicable display of skulduggery, an englishmans worg is his blonde zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hic! What oh yes….and don’t forget Vote for me…I’m a hard up so a grand a pop and I will speak words of mass dysfunction on anything you like to anybody you like.

  24. 36
    annette curton says:

    While I don’t doubt that all the mainstream press were using the same tactics to obtain information by devious means but the assertion by Campbell that somebodies phone must have been hacked because “only a tiny number of people in Downing Street knew” (of Cherie’s pregnancy), is hardly proof of anything when we all know that politicians are not the sort of people to be trusted with information of any kind and Alastairs past record of telling porkies speaks for itself.

  25. 39
    Breaking News says:

    Billy Bowden has been put on Suicide Watch after the death of friend and confidant Gary Speed

    • 46
      Gordon Brown says:

      It’s so sad as I only spoke to him yesterday and wished him well with the success he’s had at Wales.

  26. 41
    Why are we waiting? says:

    hurry up Guido, I’m getting a bit bored waiting for your contra Leveson big midday exclusive eath shattering blog.

  27. 54
    Anonymous says:

    I wonder who benefits with Alastair Campbell providing this statement to Leveson?

    • 59
      Tom Baldwin's Liebour Ajax supplier says:

      You can be sure that someone in the Moron/Mirror camp will now try and shaft and expose dirty campbell!

      Talk about Circular Firing squad.

      Light the fuse, watch them all do each other in.

      Get in…

    • 306
      Slotgob on her 16th house says:

      I benefit from it you see

      I and my moral collapse of a husband are the

      VICTIMS of everyone you see ?

      We are hypocrisy run wild and OTT…

      • 309
        Moral Collapse Blair in his Five Star Hotel in Jerusalem says:

        Do shut up slotgob

        Let Alky Porno Dodgy Campbell spin this one for us

        We will smell of roses afterwards you know…

      • 310
        Moral Collapse Blair in his Five Star Hotel in Jerusalem says:

        PS I have just made a few more million, Slotty, from a trip around the Gulf

        So you can have your 17th mansion now…

  28. 57
    aboukir says:

    I am sure the relatives of David Kelly will sympathise with Campbell and Blair about how unfair stories, (by invasions of privacy) were planted in the press. No doubt too, that Andrew Gilligan willl sympathasise with Campbell how biased media organisation will sack you for doing your job..

  29. 61
    Jimmy says:

    “I think it is at least possible this is how the stories got out”

    And the rest of Fleet St were too cowardly to go take this as confirmation? It’s incomprehensible.

    Order Order: never knowingly undersold

  30. 62
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
  31. 63
    Capt Renault says:

    I’m shocked – shocked – to find that gambling is going on in here!

  32. 68
    nell says:

    And when is the ‘lovely’piers due to appe@r before leveson? before or after theslimycampbell.

    I do hope it’s after, that was leveson will have something to question him about.

  33. 70
    OccupyGuido says:


    • 173
      Mr Slater's Parrot says:

      (sniff) SKQUWAAARRRKKH!!! (flapflapflap) (choke) (thud)

      • 227

        Not working today, Mr psittacine?

        • 330
          Mr Slater's Parrot says:

          Consider the Parrots of the Air, Herr Schrödinger, consider the Parrots…

          I do, and it costs me a bloody fortune! Thankfully, the Guardian gets given away free by the thousand, and is highly absorbent. I always find the Daily Mail sets him off on one…

          • Mr Slater says:

            I do wish the Old Fellah would learn how to close the browser after he’s been using it…

          • I normally understand exactly what he is talking about. But this just sounds like disjointed squawks to me. The thing that I did catch was about the Grauniad being a soft option … so he can’t be all wrong.

  34. 76
    not a machine says:

    Oh surely not , I mean couldnt possibly stoop any lower than fake army photos ………..

    Interesting morning , wonder if Eds Boss is happy with him putting wrong facts out about pensions for low paid public sector?

  35. 79
    Bill Postas says:

    This is Guido’s idea of a quiet weekend ?

  36. 80
    From dodgy dossier to dodgy statement says:

    So what we really have here is that Cherie was with child and family, friends and workmates were in the know. The Labour supporting Mirror found out and Campbell is saying that the only way the paper could have got that info was by hacking a phone?

    What utter tosh. All those who knew also had friends, family and workmates to confide the news to and so on. Then there are the medical people and of course Carole Caplin and her shady acquaintances.

    • 104
      Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

      “…and of course Carole Caplin and her shady acquaintances.”

      That would be Tony and Cherie Blair themselves would it not?

  37. 82
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    This is the BBC.

    We don’t care we’re not interested all we want is Sky wiped out so we can show all the TV and charge you all a fortune and if any of you Hunts don’t pay up we’ll send you to jail.

    Do you know how much a good quality line of Charlie cost us these days?

    • 244
      The BBC Bias Unit, headcount 14,263 and rising says:

      We will not be reporting this on Wednesday, as only anti-Murdoch testimony is relevant.

      Instead, we will be broadcasting non-stop wall-to-wall coverage of the heroic public sector workers demonstrating against the Tory-led cuts, cuts, cuts, cuts, cuts.

      Broadcasting shite – it’s in our DNA…

  38. 84
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Note to Alistair Campbell

    Get cancer and die you fucking Hunt.

  39. 89
    Smear is what Labour does best says:

    When there was a train crash when Labour were in government, Labour got the names and addresses of all those victims in the crash, and smeared them in the press when they dared question rail safety under Labour.

    More relevant now as Labour deliberately stole Railtrack from shareholders, to create Network rail, a QUANGO that cost considerably more to run, for the benefit of Network Rail bosses and not passengers.

    Why was there no police investigation into this Labour smearing activity?

    • 147
      Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

      The police were bought off as they always were under Liebore.

      Whatever happened to Operation Ore?

      If you mention it anywhere in the lame street media it gets deleted.

    • 276
      Lord Ian Blair says:

      We were too busy getting the ‘Vote Labour’ stickers made for the patrol cars.

    • 315
      Historian of our Times says:

      Smear is all that Labour does

    • 316
      Dixon of Dock Green says:

      We were bent like Mandy’s Cock years ago by Labour

  40. 90
    Luvvy Logic says:

    Strange how all these Luvvies say they want to protect the freedom of the press, as long as the press is not free to write what they want about them.

  41. 94
    les says:

    The Mirror won’t make the headlines if the BBC and lefty press have anything to do with it – the headline will be about the threatening text messages from Wade & Murdoch’s office as usual with a bit of Jowell thrown in!

  42. 97
    The Elephant in the Parlour says:

    If Guido went beyond the reach of a super-injunction, one assumes that one of the players in this story has a super-injunction in their favour. Of course, we cannot even discuss the existence of a super-injunction. It’s all so Francis Urquhart: “You might think so, but I couldn’t possibly comment.”

  43. 99
    nightwatch says:

    It is disquieting to witness a man of probity being genuinely shocked.

  44. 105
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Just cant get over the news about Gary speed.

    one of the good guys

  45. 106
    Jumbo says:

    Life must be tough when you have lied repeatedly in court about a murder in which you were complicit. Not cunning but certainly a (revolting) stunt and certainly for the firing squad when the revolution comes.

  46. 107
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    NATO has apologised after accidentally firing a missile at a Parkistani army base killing 24 soldiers, calling it a “tragic unintended incident”. Fortunately, the good news is the missile was about to be decommissioned so no financial loss was incurred.

    • 144
      Dick the Prick says:

      Accident my arse. It was a remote encampment in the middle of nowhere – seriously, like hitting a tent in the lake district. No collateral damage, no neighbouring target, no other thing for over 50 miles. This was an internal Pakistani military power struggle using NATO as dumb idiots – again and again and again. Anyone would think there was an election coming up and the CIA are hopelessly out of options.

  47. 110
    A plague on ALL their houses says:

    I have only one thing to say relevant to Mr Campbell…” Dodgy Dossier”…all other comment is irrelevant

  48. 111
  49. 116
    Just asking says:

    Has Gary Speed died at the age of 42?

    • 119
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Yes see up thread.

    • 135
      Wendy Bendy says:

      Yes, a great tragedy. Football will never be same again. Life will never be the same again. Yet another blow to the lads in the valley, coming so soon after after the closure of the mines. Bloody Tories.

  50. 117
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I think Gary Speed misunderstood the Welsh FA when they explained to him he must manage the Welsh team on a tight shoestring.

  51. 123
    Hain says:
    • 129
      Wendy Bendy says:

      Why isn’t Hain tweeting about how awful it is for poor Alistair to suffer someone leaking about him? Does he not care? has he no pity? How awful for Alistair’s family, expecially when he was doing no job whatsoever.

    • 153
      The Paragnostic says:

      Fuck off you orange faced bank-robbing cricket pitch wrecking foreign cunt.

      Surprised you have the front to show your face.

    • 225
      smoggie says:

      He could have spelled his name right, at least.

    • 246
      Mornington Crescent says:

      Bandwagon ahoy! Jump on Peter, as per usual.

  52. 125
    Wendy Bendy says:

    Nothing on the main press about this. Typical. Well done Guido. Why are we having some idiotic public enquiry about “the press”, when the real action has moved on elsewhere.

  53. 130
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    A woman goes into a grocery store and approaches a young assistant.
    “Good morning, how can I help you” asks the man.
    “I’ll just have a pound of broccoli, please” requests the woman.
    “Sorry, but, I’m afraid we’re out of broccoli” says the assistant “may I interest you in some string beans instead?”
    “No thank you,” says the lady “I’ll just have a pound of broccoli.”
    Getting slightly frustrated the young man says “No madam, I cannot give you any broccoli, as we’re all out!”
    “Oh, okay,” she says “can I just have a pound of broccoli then?”
    Keeping his cool, the young man asks her “madam, can you spell cat – as in ‘catastrophic’?”
    “Well, yes, of course” replies the lady “C-A-T!”
    “Great,” says the man “can you spell dog – as in dogmatic?”
    “Erm, yes” replies the woman, sounding confused “D-O-G”
    “Brilliant, can you spell fuck, as in broccoli?” enquires the man.
    “There’s no fuck in broccoli!” exclaims the woman.
    “I know! that’s what I’ve been telling you!”

  54. 138
    nell says:

    ‘I’m genuinely shocked’ says an outraged old spinner who has just been hoist by his own petard.

    As you sow so shall you re@p!!

  55. 140
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    “It is the allegation that the Daily Mirror, under Piers Morgan’s editorship, hacked Cherie Blair’s voicemails which will make headlines”

    Not on the BBC I bet!

    • 146
      nell says:

      Yes true but the beeb is not piers greatest worry.

      The american broadcasters have been anxious to know if he was innocent of hacking – if he wasn’t, the suggestion is, that they wouldn’t be employing him.

  56. 151
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
    • 154
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      X Factor, Strictly Come Dancing and I’m a Celebrity… all on tonight.

      Think we all know what Gary Speed was doing before he hung himself.

      Checking the fucking TV schedules

    • 214
      I don't need no doctor says:

      Que interview Miliband with the family of Gary Speed. Miliband you are such an opportunist. shite

    • 250
      Mornington Crescent says:

      Almost as tragic as you, jumping on yet another bandwagon, you nauseating little nark.

  57. 151
    a non says:

    Why am I reminded about the fallacy “The Moral Washington: Construction of a Legend” The story of Washington and the Cherry Tree. “Father, I Can Not Tell a Lie;”
    Perhaps it is that just like the George Washington story it is a well written fairy tale and has even got a Cherie present.

    Alistair Campbell. Hypocrisy personified

  58. 157
    Anonymous says:

    I personally couldn’t care a toss and really wonder if anyone else does that the Blairs \ Cherie etc was pregnant.

    But I uphold what is personal to them, and at the time never had anything to do with his\her employment (pmsl) should have remained private until they chose to make an announcement.

    It’s the same old tittle-tattle, rag-bag stuff we expect to see as headlines of the Sun, Mail, Mirror & Express

    Can someone really confirm that this adds to circulation ?

    The best thing the public could do, as they did in Warrington (Sun) stop buying the bloody stupid stuff.

  59. 158
    Tears from Piers says:
    • 159
      Depressing News says:
      • 181
        Pass it on says:

        Dreadful news about Gary Speed. Really shocked. I didn’t know him – but then nor did any of the other fuckers..

        • 186
          Who's Gary Speed? says:

          Bloke down the pub said he was shocked that Gary Speed had died at the age of 42.

          • Dylan Thomas says:

            You can take the boy out of Wales but can’t take Wales out of the boy. Hardly a shockfor a taffy to like his drugs and get fucked up now is it?

      • 200
        Bondage says:

        more Hutchence than Mcqueen possibly?

        • 211
          wimbledon tart says:

          total and utter media overkill (sic) by skysports where even the budgies are still crying nearly 8 hours after it was announced..

          gary speed was an average footballer and recent manager of wales

          minutes silence at matches

          wtf – national day of mourning next

          anyone know him??

          something odd going down here ….. suicide … found hanging n his home

          something very odd

  60. 163
    annette curton says:

    Reprise: Alastair does not challenge being called a liar to his face on national TV, just squirms looks uncomfortable and then tries to change the subject.
    Think that says it all really.

  61. 178
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Campbell is such a stinking hyporite, like all media lefties.
    Look how the media were doing his bidding in the late 90′s when it came to attacking Major and promoting Bliar! And apart from the lover’s tiff over Iraq, the BBC where very compliant to his demands for many years.

    I now he is going to winge that the papers exposed some of the shit that Labour were up to! This wanker has absolutely no shame, but then, we all knew that anyway.

  62. 179
    Dwayne Dibley Ed says:

    Alisthair ith not a liar if he spinth for the Labour Party y’know!

    Off back into hiding due to union stwikes.

    • 203
      Show me a socialist and I'll show you a hypocrit says:

      It seems that the “official” Labour line on Wednesday’s Day of Action is “We understand why people feel that they need to strike on Wednesday…..” followed quickly without pause by “and we understand why people feel upset that people are striking on Wednesday…”…Well that’s made that clear then !!!

  63. 182
    Sylvio says:

    “Morgan’s Mirror hacked Cherie Blair”

    A normal response among us common folk. Slotgob does not routinely generate warm feelings.

    To death, I hope.

  64. 184
    Munter says:

    Who can blame Toblerone for shagging carole when he has a wife who looks like the back end of a bus?

  65. 190
  66. 191
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
    • 196
      Ah! Monika says:

      Don’t bother reading it, it’s the usual craptrap (sic)

      • 222
        Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

        Was he granted this interview on Marr by the BBC in order to make up for the thrashing he got on Five Live last week? Do you think he phoned up Mark Thomson and whinged and whined about bias till they let him come back? I wonder.

      • 228
        smoggie says:

        Curiously, the transcript was issued before the interview.

    • 205
      I don't need no doctor says:

      More Hitler arm waving from Balls. Balls you are such a twat. Why did your party lose over 100 seats at the last election. Balls you are a figure of ridicule but you are so thick you can’t see it.

    • 206
      BillyBob... says:

      Not as clever as he thinks he is !!

    • 212
      Lou Scannon says:

      Can someone sneak in and stick a ‘Do not resuscitate’ notice on Balls while he’s busy playing at flat-lining ?

    • 213
      The Winter of Discontent was under a LABOUR Government don't forget says:

      Better than if Labour was in government..the headlines would probably be “Chancellor Balls negotiates £100 Billion IMF bail out for UK as markets savage sterling”…..and ” UK loses Triple A rating”….

    • 240
      Ed Balls, Shallow Chancer says:

      It’s weally, weally interesting reading. Honest. Please wead it.
      Please ??

  67. 198
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    That awkward moment when a Muslim stands up on a plane

  68. 202
    I don't need no doctor says:

    So how, according to Campbell, has Guido misrepresented his statement to Levenson?

  69. 207
    Ah! Monika says:

    None of the MSM has picked up on this yet. Funny

  70. 215
    Piss Organ says:

    I’m a regular kinda guy.

  71. 216
    @aswedotweets says:

    Yet again I find myself asking where are our secret services or our national security? Is Leveson enquiry going to ask how the phone of the former prime minister’s wife was hacked…including other top officials like (allegedly) the chancellor at the time and other ‘people of interest’. Has anyone actually asked whether another country could have just been listening to all the ‘goings on’ in our government under the national security agents watch? Is there a ‘formal watch’ of whether the security systems in all areas of ‘hackability’ including computers etc are secure in all government departments (including phones, office bugs etc). Is there a protocol for how these systems are at minimum, safeguarded?

    • 318
      labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      Never mind about that, what’s important here is was Steve Coogan’s shopping list compromised.

    • 354
      Major General Pocklington-Penis says:

      Who gives a fuck about Labour being hacked, they didn’t take a shit without alerting the media.

  72. 217
    N Breakdown says:

    Alistair Cambellend is a twat

  73. 218
    Tom Baldwin's Liebour Ajax supplier says:

    Matthew d’Ancona
    MatthewdAncona Matthew d’Ancona
    @Tombaldwinscoke @louisemensch @piersmorgan one of the great journalists of his era….what’s your point?
    2 hours ago

  74. 221
    Aww, poor Ali baba says:

    have a drink or two Ali babe.
    You can handle it I’m sure.
    And if you can’t, who gaf about you anyway?

  75. 238
    Anonymous says:

    if you don’t believe that this country is fucked with politicians always going to sort things out but they never do!

    why should any one ever work or bother to pay taxes!

  76. 245
    HenryV says:

    Louise for PM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  77. 251
    Alan Douglas says:

    Alistair Campbell ? So finally, he is dying by the press. How appropriate.

    Alan Douglas

  78. 252
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
    • 253
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
  79. 254
    Anonymous says:

    It has to be said!.. she’s *Got a Face Like a Slit in a Carrot * ( There I’ve said it!

  80. 261
    Ah! Monika says:

    Now on Sky News. Guido get’s the credit

    • 334
      Mr Slater's Parrot says:

      PSSSQUEEEE-EEKKT!!! (fluff) WHERE’SJIMMY!! (cuttle) JIMMYJIMMY! (tumbleweed) (ping)

  81. 262
    Gordon Brown the best Prime Minister ever... says:

    I shall be giving evidence to the Levison enquiry about how my life was ruined by Alistair Campbell and Tony Blair and Peter Mandleson and Ed Balls and Billy Bowden and Nell and that Irish Guy Flakes chap and Sue and Smelly Cat and Simon Cowell and Garry Barlow and Susan Boyle and Nelson Mandela and Albert Einstein and that woman I married so I could become prime Minister and sell all that gold and not even get a brown envelope.

    Are you sure you haven’t seen my potty?

    • 291
      annette curton says:

      Don’t you think it’s about time you got your arse out of bed you idle get, your constituents are walking about looking like xmas tree lights.

  82. 267
    No Tweets From Gary Since Wednesday says:

    Gary Speed arrives at the Pearly Gates.

    St. Peter asks if he’d like one last wish.

    Gary asks if he could have just one last tweet to tell all the politicos and other ambulance chasers who never knew him or met him to tweet off, and then be allowed to close his Twitter account in peace.

    • 298
      annette curton says:

      Nothing wrong with trying to get some favourable publicity for yourself on the back of the misfortune of somebody you had probably never heard of before today, least of all met.

  83. 275
    Ah! Monika says:

    Guido summonsed to the enquiry. SKY News.

    Will he go.

    If you do G, don’t mention dildos.

    • 280
      Ah! Monika says:

      Double Whammy.

      Guido is a running strap-line on Sky News.

      Who will attend the enquiry Guido or Pa ul

    • 282
      Well it's a thought says:

      They’ve even got it on the breaking news tag at the bottom.

      • 413
        Anonymous says:

        Hope he doesn’t embarass himself like he did before the select committee a couple of weeks ago.

  84. 281
    Josh says:

    Campbell states that “In February 2008 I wrote an article for The Times on the 24/7 hounding of Britney Spears, suggesting the media who chased her had lost any sense of humanity at all. I have been unable to locate the article either online or in my own files, but here is an interview I did on the subject at the time.”

    I expect he is referring to ‘Britney Spears: person or news commodity?’, 01 February 2008, The Times. Available from:

  85. 283
    Andrew Efiong says:

    I’m gurgling with laughter. Morgan and Cambell hoisted by their own petards!!!

  86. 286
    MB. says:

    BBCBreaking BBC Breaking News
    Political blogger @GuidoFawkes called to #Leveson Inquiry after evidence from Alastair Campbell @campbellclaret leaked

  87. 287
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
    • 303
      Domino's Tat says:

      If true this would be a result for Guido but I’m not sure senior judges work Sundays and summon aliases to their inquisitions.

    • 308
      annette curton says:

      If I have a leak can I come too and throw a custard pie in somebodies face?.

    • 320
      Guido's Unofficial spokesman, spin doctor and court jester says:

      Sorry your Lordship

      I am in Ireland and I am an Irish/Nevisian blogger with servers outside of your jurisdiction

      So what are you playing at Your Honour

      You are so far behind the curve that you will end up running a pantomine and increasing Lord Guido’s profits substantially

      • 322
        I bought my peerage off Lord Levy says:

        Or to put it clearly

        Fuck off Levison

        • 326
          Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

          Don’t forget to wish Lord Leveson a “Happy Chanukah”,you and I both know it makes sense.

    • 391
      jgm2 says:

      Show up and do a ‘Galloway’. Give the fucker both barrels about the pre-ordained result of this so-called enquiry. That it is nothing more than Labour spite about being rebuffed by Murdoch and the BBC/establishment defending their turf and their ‘right’ to beam lies into folks houses and charge ‘em 150 quid (or whatever) a year for the privilege.

      • 424
        Anonymous says:

        He would have to be a more than average public speaker to be able to do that. Did you not see him waffle on at the select committee?

  88. 296
    Sic Transit says:

    Well spotted Billy; why did Guido keep it a secret? Sshurely we sshould be told.

  89. 297
    Anonymous says:

    Enjoy getting told off by Leveson.

  90. 304
    Gordon McDoom-McBride says:

    It was me that done it Guido

    Sky News has already fingered me

    I hated that bastard Blair so much

    I could not resist

    • 323
      I bought my peerage off Lord Levy says:

      How much did the Mirror pay you Jonah ?

      Or did Blinky take the proceeds ?

  91. 311
    Thrill Seeker says:

    Will Guido get to say what he wanted to about that nice Mr Watson?

  92. 317
    Polythesis says:

    Obviously the BBC will not be reporting any of this, a BBC news blackout is in effect, the left wing press protected, its the BBC airbrush imported from the USSR. The inquiry is only valid only as long as it is attacking the BBCs ideological and political enemies as far as the BBC is concerned so look out for no coverage until news international is back in frame.

  93. 324
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    So i heard that the Afgan National Army minesweeper corps have just been given brand new pogo sticks by Allied forces.

    Good luck lads!

  94. 325

    If you are going to the Levenson Inquiry PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go appropriately attired in 17th century garb and point beard plus moustache.

    And if anyone says anything just point out that high court judges have not exactly modernised their attire so they can talk…

  95. 332
    Jess The Dog says:

    Shame the arguably-more-important Iraq Inquiry doesn’t have the same powers of compulsion, given the lies that witnesses – including Campbell – have told it. Ah well, annoyed mega-rich celebrities and vengeful politicians are more important than British war dead….

  96. 335
    The Admiral says:

    Unless GF is having the Beeb on………?!

  97. 336
    Anonymous says:

    Are you really as fat as the pic of you on the BBC? If you are, I suggest you cut down on the chips old son!

  98. 341
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
    • 342
      nell says:


      That has to be the funniest, most ironic, moment of 2011.

      Guido got the slimycampbell’s evidence of twatson’s website and now twatson has deleted it!!!!!!!

    • 344
      Infuriated of West Mids says:

      I thought there was another month to go until Christmas!

      Laugh? I nearly soiled myself!

      • 353
        Skrooged says:

        This is gonna be the best Xmas ever! Merry Xmas everyone, including you Billy Scratchit! All those hours on the F5 button have paid off 2nite.

    • 346
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Fire up the tuk tuk*!

      *copyright David “Bumble” Loyd.

      • 357
        Tommy Tucker. says:

        The thought of Twatson in a Tuk Tuk is like sardines in a can.

        So the crooked MP has deleted his blog in fear of facing an inquisition without parliamentary privilege. Long may his Google cache remain.

  99. 349
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    I see the Bum Bandit Corporation is all over this news………or not.

  100. 355
  101. 358
    Anonymous says:
  102. 360
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:
  103. 361
    PIES UNITED says:

    Why are all the paper dudes now doffing their titfers to Watson?

  104. 367
    Centre Parting says:

    Hey Guido – BBC have updated the article – only by putting a more ‘serious’ picture of you on the article !

  105. 369
    Desperate Dan says:

    Nothing Campbell says can be described as “evidence”. Its just the usual paranoid “claims” and “allegations” based on the suspicions of someone with a limited imagination.

    • 395
      jgm2 says:

      Yep. Instantly retractable with a doctor’s note confirming his history of mental illness.

      The man’s an unsp*eakable c*unt. There is a special strain of bowel cancer just itching to eat the fucker alive. If the two could only be introduced.

  106. 371
    • 374
      you, you and you says:

      Somebody had better make a screengrab of this before google deletes it, I don’t trust these fuckers. Perhaps you’d volunteer nell?

      • 386
        The Admiral says:

        Just wondering how many copies are now floating about now?

      • 388
        steve says:

        no need, the feed effectively never disappears. Its still tom watsons latest post in google feedreader, it never removes posts as google never assumed anyone would!

    • 404
      LaNCASTRAIN COMEDIAN of a b3457 nature says:

      Even better if he deletes himself full stop

    • 418
      not now cato says:

      Fucking hilarious!

      I could not hate them so much loved I not England more.

  107. 377
    Mrs Crewe says:

    This is even better than Strictly! Of course all the papers are/were at it, can’t wait for the sanctimonious wealses at The Gaurdian to be outed!

  108. 382
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    What was the timeframe of Campbell’s knowledge, was he sitting on information that should have been acted on on Blair’s or Brown’s watch?

    • 399
      jgm2 says:

      Of course. But while Murdoch was supplying Blair/Brown/Campbell’s (BBC) lies straight to the front page as ‘fact’ then Murdoch was safe.

      It’s only the wicked and malicious party spitting the dummy out after being dumped that has led to this ‘enquiry’ at all.

  109. 401
    jgm2 says:

    It’ll be as funny as fuck if this information leaked out because the password protection on the court computer is :

    Username: Root
    Password: 1234

    • 407
      The Paragnostic says:

      More likely it leaked because Twatson was fed it by Campbell in the first place. Two fucking idiots made to look fools by their own designs.

  110. 403
    Delicious says:

    Guido posted from Oirland.

    Twatson posted from Brum.

    Mr justice Leveson has jurisdiction in Brum and NOT Oirland.


  111. 406
    annette curton says:

    Superb!, Leveson will need to be put on suicide watch.

  112. 410
    Toms dad from a long line of twats says:

    You’re a Twatson

  113. 411
    annette curton says:

    Crime and punishment.

  114. 414
    grobdj says:

    Haven’t laughed so much
    since McBride bit the dust

  115. 416
    Anon Voter says:

    Hi Guido Have just read the report on the Beebs WS aka Biased Broadcasting Company re the turd Campbell & your ordered appearance in front of Lord Justice Levenson, however IF he has a Black Cap on I think you might need to worry about your impending punishment, the Beeb as always is biased in every aspect just going by todays press reports. It seems with Beeb the real facts is just inconvenient truth as the information needs to fit, by any means possible, with the Biased Broadcasting Companys real mission.
    Good Luck & please keep us updated until the trap door is opened !

  116. 417
    kellykillerkampbell says:

    Considering that there are over 3 billion people in existence, a good percentage of them being psychos, sociopaths, n’e’rdowells, socialists, gangsters, pikeys, pugilists, hitmen and chavs, why the fuck is that nonce Campbell still breathing?

  117. 420
    Tom Watson says:

    Oh, err ….

  118. 422
    Paddington Dave says:

    Campbell is right about Guido’s headline. Should read …. claims Morgan’s Mirror MAY have hacked….that’s as far as the alleged evidence goes. Nowhere does he say the Mirror DID hack Cherie’s phone.

  119. 425
    Jess The Dog says:

    Shame Campbell wasn’t so concerned about headlines nine years or so ago…. BRITS 45 MIN FROM DOOM, screamed the Sun on 25 September 2002.

    At least stories arising hacked voicemail messages are usually based on the truth rather than sexed-up so-called intelligence.

  120. 426
    Displaced Brummie says:

    God. I was right about the popcorn and the cola, yesterday.

    Nice one, Guido!

  121. 427
    Craig says:

    I wonder why Guido has amazingly not bothered mentioning the Daily Mail’s alledged complicity in hacking as well (contained in Campbell’s notes)!?

    He only mentions the Mirror. And the Daily Mail are now trying to get the release delayed so they can prepare their retort!

    As I said, Guido’s just a tory party stooge.

    Leaking the Mirror bit, but not writing anything about his partners in crime, The Mail! You know, truth is, they probably sponsor him

  122. 428
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    Guido, when are you up before the beak again then? Such jolly japes!

  123. 429
    Martin thomson says:

    Take him down!! 3 mnths contempt of court hohoho

  124. 431
    Anonymous says:

    Lizards control the media!

  125. 432
    Anonymous says:

    I guess now Guido must prepare his anus, er, I mean statement, for the inquiry.

  126. 434
    Jeffrey Bernard says:


    You’ve made your point and had your moment on this. Last orders have been called by Leveson LJ and it’s time you took down the link to Campbell’s script. Mrs Fawkes will not be amused when/if you fail to return home after your visit to the Inquiry on Thursday: what you are doing is not fair to her or to the little Guidos/Guidinas and will ultimately diminish your credibility and the impact of your blog.

    Don’t forget to take your toothbrush with you on Thursday.

  127. 435

    What a complete joke this whole enquiry is.

  128. 436
    Jon says:

    Oh wow, a whole three days before it was going to be made public anyway! Quick, let’s screencap and cache it before the Men In Black cover it up!

    I still prefer the original Guido Fawkes.

  129. 438
    Jess The Dog says:

    This belongs in the public domain as it is of public interest. I wonder if it has been circulated for comment amongst certain members of the politico-media “chattering classes” or if it has been ping-ponged between Campbell and Leveson for watering-down (or sexing up) changes. If Leveson wants to avoid the “oxygen of publicity” then he should bemoan this leak and move on. Legal action will bring out headlines like “a butterfly on a wheel” and detract from the detail of the inquiry, which already looks like a celeb moan-fest. Campbell needs to be challenged on his own record of relations with the newspapers, which largely set the tone for politico-media relations over the last decade (the leaking of the name of Dr David Kelly to the Times journalist Tom Baldwin, now working for Miliband) and cannot be allowed to slip away.

  130. 439
    I can't B Boverd 2 says:

    So I haven’t read all the usual cr@p above, but most interesting part l8r on this week will be seeing which bits of the original statement the Daily Fail’s legal thugs have managed 2 suppress.

    Comparison will B more than revealing – It should point the finger right back at them.

    So far NI getting off pretty lightly compared to Dacre’s Dragons.

    As a side line it will be fun watching a certain little piggy having to squeal…..

    Have we go a picture of G. with 1 of those funny noses?


  131. 440
    Anonymous says:

    This is still up?


  132. 441
    Anonymous says:

    i love squashed muffins

  133. 443
    Dazza says:

    What is Tom Watson’s take on all this?

  134. 445
    Tony Blair says:


  135. 446
    Call me Bomber Dave says:

    “For us, it is with regret that capital punishment is not a possible option…”

    It’s bad enough the family producing such a meaningless sentence, but for the moron pro-death publicists to choose that rather than a properly constructed comment just shows them up for what they are – thicko retards.

  136. 447
    Dead Millipede says:


    Your chums in government have murdered many thousands more people than Vincent Tabak. If you’re so into capital punishment, go round to see Bomber Dave and Gay Billy and pop a cap in their ass.

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