UPDATE: Bad Al still complaining about headlines. Once a spin doctor…
Genuinely shocked someone has seen fit to leak my statement to Leveson. Less surprised that Guido Fawkes headline misrepresents it—
Alastair Campbell (@campbellclaret) November 27, 2011
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Tears for Piers.
Who’da thunk it, eh?
Mirror, mirror on the wall……
Dollar did a song about that, the chorus goes…
Mirror mirror mon amour,
Send me what I’m waiting for,
Pick me a prison cell,
Fine, so fine!
Mirror mirror mon amour,
Give me what I’m waiting for,
Give me a mighty big fine,
A fine, big fine!
They deserve all they get. The public deserve a better account for the reasons behind the Iraq war, death of Dr Kelly and Blair’s relationship with Murdoch.
Who in their right mind would believe anything Campbell has to say? That bastard lies even hen he doesn’t have to just to keep in practice.
Anyway. Good scoop Guido. Nothing on Google news when I checked a few moments ago. Hope your journey back to the UK does not take you via the Tower…
Guido
you should apologise to Campbell.
He is a good chap.
I will not post again on this blog until I see a full written apology and compensation to Campbell.
I think it is disgusting the way you publish stories that are not vetted in advance by Gov or important people like Campbell.
Excellente, Guido.
Herr Campbell — suck it up, slimeball. History will not be kind to you or your vainglorious little friend.
If Tony Blair managed to shred all those things he didn’t want others to see, I wonder why Alastair Campbell did not do the same?
Imagine Piers must be packing the Imodium inside him wholesale now.
Only a butt-plug will do. One of those rubber bungs they used to seal jars with in the chemistry lab stores. Apply with hammer.
Hey Aston, darling.
That is 35 takes you have taken of me stepping into this piss hole!
I have ruined 35 pairs of shoes and 35 suit bottoms.
Why don’t you get the f-ing puller to clean the blasted gate first?
Jacob Bronowski! Christ, that’s a name I’ve not heard for a very long time. When I was a kid, I used to think he was a real scientist. What an idiot I was. Of course, the BBC were responsible for telling us lies about Bronowski. How things never change.
Bronowski was the AlJaBeeba ascent of socialist man front, iirc?
All is explained here:
http://tinyurl.com/co98r3t
The original footage is here:
http://tinyurl.com/2wlpsdf
I saw this when it was first broadcast. The BBC was a different organisation at that time. Kenneth Clark’s Civilisation was a landmark in documentaries and The Ascent of Man was made to complement it.
I am no soft touch when it comes to leftyism. But I am prepared to state that these were highly significant works where the message counted most and not any ideology.
It is the BBC itself that has changed the situation.
Jake, luvvy, so sorry to let you go — we’ve booked Simon Schama. He wears a bow-tie so much better than you.
xxx
Asty
What? That old Haberdasher’s mincer? You’re welcome pet…
They say he dumbs down – more a case of dumps down. He will be forgotten even quicker than you will.
Your teeth look curiously like ape’s teeth, dear.
Jake
Ooooh! Bitch!
And in that edition of Holby City, the part of Sir Aston Martin was played by Ian McKellen, Jacob Bronowski by John Hurt and Schrödinger’s cat by Dirk Bogarde…
I still think the episode of “Ascent of Man” where they covered the Periodic Table is one of the best pieces of accessible science TV ever made. I have the book on my shelves still, and occasionally read it to wallow in nostalgia.
Bronowski’s daughter, Lisa Jardine, is a pretty good historian in her own right and well worth a read if you can find a copy of Ingenious Pursuits. Warning, though – she’s a lefty and a feminist.
Agree. It was fantastic. The groupings are a wonder that so many never know about. Yet it is not hard to absorb. I am concerned that the quite understandable hatred that we all feel for the BBC nowadays (and I have called for it to be broken up and sold off) should not obscure the fact that it has produced some quite exceptional and educational programmes that many of us would have been the poorer for not having seen.
By the way as the Blairs are good Catholics, why do they practice contraception?
If you were married to Cherie, would you need contraception ever again?
Well yeah, she might spunk up your arse and who knows what the toxins could do.
What about her penile warts?
It was an immaculate conception!
Lord knows there are too many of them already.
I am a left footer too, but I have always practised contraception, I have had to, otherwise the expense would be too much. On the subject of hacking, not only was I hacked but they hired an ex policeman to follow me for eight years. That nice man Mr Murdoch must have so much on me. I am shitting myself. Boaz.
I hope he was well remunerated. Imagine having to listen to Cherie Blairs voice as a day job…
Hacked into Tessa Jowell’s voicemail as well, that private Dick must have had a strong stomach.
Tessa Jowell.
Uggggggggh
There goes my dinner all over the keyboard.
Why are Labour wimmin h a g s ?
Harriet, babe, you included.
And Eagles.
You name ‘em, h a g s each one of ‘em.
It is not your dinner that goes over the keyboard.
Try and stick to the facts
My sister hacked into Cherie’s mobile by mistake in 1999. Phoned me from the airport and misdialled my number by one digit and got Mrs Postbox.
With remarkable forbearance I resisted the urge to text the woman, but succumbed when the F&M slaughter was going on… and the ninny replied with “Stop hassling vegetarians, they’re going to die anyway”. She’s utterly nuts and a security nightmare.
Have you really gone to Ireland guido and not Damascus?
Has some blinding light convinced you that Campbell is capable of telling the truth?
I’d sooner believe that Campbell leaked the story.
“I’d sooner believe that Campbell leaked the story.”
Beat me to it, 64. And this whining little prat deludes himself if he thinks that any of us care about him or his lying-for-Liebour job. Yesterday’s man, along with all the other horrors in his squalid party, re-named Mendacity R Us. Utterly sickening.
Couldn’t have summed it up better myself!
Who in their right mind would believe anything Campbell has to say? That bastard lies even when he doesn’t have to just to keep in practice.
Oops, double posted! Still, it’s like Labour under Campbell re-announcing old policies.
Unlike what Labour trotted out, some things do bear repeating.
Unlike what Labour trotted out, some things do bear repеating.
Doh! pеa, pеa, pеa, pеa, pеa, pеa, pеa, pеa, pеa, pеa, pеa.
http://rareseeds.com/vegetables-p-z/watermelon/tom-watson-watermelon.html
Nice one Ivor. Does Tom bore his own hole?
http://hausestore.com.au/wood-wood-ss11/woodwood/
As Guido knows in his home land Campbell comes from Cam beal meaning crooked mouth.
FFS. The real story here is that the Prime Minister’s wife did not have her voicemail protected and MI6 had fallen down on the job.
Every man, his dog and his dog’s cat knew how to access someone elses voicemail. Did no one in british security consider that Mrs Blair was so thick that she may have left her voicemail on the default PIN setting?
And I think it goes without saying that Campbell would have been fully aware of this voicemail access wheeze.
Campbell doesn’t actually have evidence that her phone was hacked. He merely suspects.
Valid point that someone slipped up on the job of security though.
Or did they? Whether Cherie’s been banged is hardly news. This could all have been planned. As if anyone gives 2 shits if Hugh Grant shagged Steve Coogan when Lord Browne, Ron Dennis, Mervyn King etc could, you know, have genuinely affected things. This is just showbuziness and a media circle jerk which only has volunteers. Not half as good as Scrapheap Challenge.
start a war on less proof than that …people died
> MI6 had fallen down on the job
MI5 surely.
Both
Why Oh why do people use voicemail? 1571 or similar disables the ruddy thing. Divert, or ring back. Saves all a load of cash as you halve everyones phone bill. Or better still get a proper pager for heaven sake. You don’t even have to answer the thing immediately…
What about tears for me? Has everyone forgotten my speech? My pain? How I saved the world?
Shaved the world, you mean – with a cut-throat razor.
As Sean Connery would say!
I’m shore Billy would approve.
(I love impersonating Sean.)
Actually, it does look like GF is stretching things a little bit here.
Pretty decent readin from AC in my opinion.
+1; he makes many points that GF has made over the years …
Fat Piers Knew!
Go Guido….
Someone should ask Mr Campbell if he thought the press were likely to create hysteria to the point of being inhimane when he expressed the desire to release Dr David Kelly’s name to them?
Hopefully this double standard of attacking News International while ignoring the Mirror’s transgressions can now come to an end…
I think not.
Q. What’s the difference between the NOTW and the Daily Mail?
A. The hackers researched stories instead of just making shit up.
Maybe Tom Watson could answer that point.
I’m in Brighton right now, researching, if you know what I mean?
Now we know why Guido bogged off to Eire and Neo went to Russia, Russia does not have extradition with the UK and Eire has very selective extradition
The ANC in South Africa has passed a law forbidding journalists to report on Government Corruption.
I guess we are going that way.
Doesn’t matter really Ampers;even when it is revealed only a few minor characters are prosecuted (receiving a slap on the wrist sentence),whilst the other miscreants are left to carry on with their shenanigans.
The journalists will have to travel to Ireland now.
Not at all. I will appoint a panel of Guardian journalists, BBC journalists, racial awareness activists, labour party activists, pro-EU activists, anti-fascist activists. They will simply check all newspaper and blog articles for accuracy, political bias, illegal pro-England fruitcake attitudes, to convert all measurements into metric and to check they come up to our modern standards to redress racial and sexual discrimination. Then that article will be legal to publish. Simples.
Why don’t you go the whole hog and make Searchlight a government agency, with the UAF as enforcers?
Oh, wait – they already are the tools of MI5.
The UK it is called the Official Secrets Act + amendments and alterations so broad as to encompass anything the government of the day wants it to cover.
One slight problem tho, this is alistiar Campbell we are talking about, the man couldnt lie straight in bed.
Just because evidence seems to back up your point of view doesnt mean it is 100% truth.
I switched on this week other week and Campbell was on the sofa with Portello i think, is it a weekly thing?
If Brillo can have that other 2nd home liar & thief on the prog why complain about a further unsavory character?
Quite so Billy. Having just had a cursory look at his statement, I had to laugh -
‘If the public knew the truth about politicians, they would be pleasantly surprised.’ Does he think we’re stupid? Or is he just living on a different planet to real people? He blames the the public for being cynical. Does he think we have forgotten the expenses scandal?
‘What the politicians say gets less coverage on the broadcast media than what the journalist says about it.’ Has he not heard of the Parliament Channel? The Politics Show? The Daily Politics? Or that well known Organ of the Left, Newsnight?
He says that the Freedom on Information Act is ‘not used properly.’ So he wants to limit this, does he?
Like Kinnock before him, he claims that the British Press AND the BBC (hilarious, I know) are right-leaning, and that THIS IS WRONG and SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT IT.
Finally, he calls Rebekah Wade a bully. The words ‘pot, kettle’ and ‘black’ spring to mind.
And to think, people are taking this man seriously.
It’s a case of a c_unt calling a kettle black.
Alistair Campbell calling Rebekah Wade a bully is akin to Tony Blair calling Derek Trotter a money-obsessed spiv.
Cannot wait to read it in Forum.
Such a shame, And we all know Piers is such a nice chap…(chuckle).
I wonder if anything more substantial will come out though.
There was a hack editor called Morgan,
Who published fake pics in his organ,
So the suggestion he hacked
Alastair may be un-backed,
But the conclusion he’s a Hoon is still forgone
I very much doubt it, once someone (maybe a company) starts to fall, suddenly folks come out of the woodwork with a gripe (real or imagined) once they see that the object of their derision is on the way down, they start to give them a good kicking, or in Billy’s case a taste of piano wire
Piers Moron
Amperes the problem we have is our press is over 3/4′s full of nasty venal lying hacks who would not know the truth if it bit them on the arse, let alone report it.
Because scandle sells newspapers, a little like the old page 3 in The Sun
Yes, the Morgan vs Campbell story is about two tits.
Let me get this right, did the Mirror actually hack her phone or did Campbell simply suspect they hacked it?
Campbell claims he suspects they hacked it, to be precise.
…but he’s also seen …invoices in relation to myself [himself] and others, being paid by The Mirror to private investigator Jonathan Rees. Cherry Blair could be one of the others?
Slightly more substantial than luvvie Hugh Grants suppositions that the Mail on Sunday was hacking his voice mail|
Suspects only. He has no evidence that Caplin’s phone was hacked – see page 12 at bottom. Page 13 at top – “think[s] it is at least possible” that Cherie’s phone hacked. In same paragraph muddies possibility that pregnancy news could have been leaked in other way rather than hacking.
It doesn’t matter if Campbell only suspects. Leveson is allowing any crap to be submitted as evidence. In fact it appears that direct evidence is the only thing Leveson WON’T allow to be given by witnesses.
Like I’ve previously said, this inquiry is an expensive, taxpayer funded farce and has already been pre-judged. Those Q.C.s asking the questions are bloody hopeless. Who the hell chose them to conduct the questioning? I KNOW I could do a lot better ( been in court on the prosecution side many, many times and I’ve forgotten how many times I’ve had to prompt the prosecution barrister with little notes telling him to ask questions about details they’ve missed in someone’s evidence. Friggin’ hopeless they are.).
Much suspected of me……….nothing proved can be……
Madan you decapitated them do you remember
Well fair play to you on this one,you certainly stuck your head up,I bet they,r consulting there legals as we speak,hope your advice is sound,nice one
The information is in the public domain – on the internet – and was published from Ireland. What the fuck can they do?
Did Campbell leak this stuff himself??
Who fucking cares?!
Absolutely. The public sector is striking to protect pensions that alreay have to borrow from the Chinese to pay for, our doors are wide open to anyone that fancies a shot at our benefits system and our largest trading partner is choking in debt. So who gives a fuck about Campbell, Moron and Cherie Blair – they’re ghosts from the past. Guido, I love your blog but you need to get out more.
He’s never claimed to be Alphaville or Speccie Coffee House but yeah, can get a bit tedious. I guess we’re at early days and watching Murdoch get his revenge may take a few months so i’d recommend toast rather than popcorn – more versatile and better for you. Like a drunken bitch fight on Donny High Street after closing time – fuck ‘em.
Oh dear. Is Donny renowned worldwide for low-life bitch fighting after dark? That’s not good.
I’m not saying it isn’t true, mind.
I do, if it sucks in Piers and the Mirror.
We mutht save The Mirror at all cothts comwades whatever hacking they have done, booooo to Alisdair
Now back to thitting on the fenth about strikes whilst actually taking all that lovely union lolly!
Shocked. RIP Gary…
Me too, cant really believe it.
R.I.P Gary
Never heard of him. life goes on.
Was the news leeked ?
Why did he hang himself? His team was doing so well recently.
They got the wrong guy. Phew !
What position do you play?
Rest peacefully Gary.
I’m awaiting moderation for saying ‘rest p.e.a.c.e.fully Gary’. If I ever see Fatbut, she’ll be resting p.e.a.c.e.fully too!
Peter Hain will be back on BBC sharing Wales’ pain and grief
The vile lizard on Sky just now. His elbows are exceptionally sharp.
He must use varnish on his skin.
It hurts terribly, but gives a lovely looking finish.
I haven’t got the time. I’ve gone back to robbing banks. You wouldn’t believe how much planning this takes. Especially with all those cctv cameras.
42. No age at all. RIP Gary – a true professional and a proud and well loved Welshman.
So, the Speed limit in Wales is now 42?
Is there no Facebook page I can go to? I’m too shocked to write more
Was he up to speed on this story?
they can’t take him down until 12th night now…
Nice to see the reptiles turn upon each other. I can already see Campbell’s faux outrage at the excesses of the media. What a hypocrite.
FUCKING ACE !!!! I KNEW THIS WOULD BE WORTH WAITING FOR !!!!
LET US SEE HOW HE ‘SPINS’ HIS WAY OUT OF THIS ONE !!!!
Don’t expect any killer questions to be asked by the inquiries lawyers. It seems they are deliberately back pedalling the serious cross examination of witnesses. In fact it’s looking more like a well rehearsed Q & A session with the so called witnesses giving the answers Leveson wants to hear so they can square with his pre-judged verdict.
The whole point was a pile-on on Murdoch, and it’s not really panning out that way is it?
Funny that…
I followed the link to the original – why the redacting?
Never bite the hand that spoonfeeds.
Quite. As you say…
Oh FFS, everybody knows the Mirror was up to it’s neck in dodgy phone hacking practices. You didn’t fucking moan about the populace being spoon fed details of the Murdoch empire’s involvement on a 24 hour basis by the BBC.
Grauniad next? That would make my xmas.
And mine.
and mine
I now know that what I thought (on Guido’s link to AC’s novella) appeared to be some redacting was in fact blanked out links to stories. Why they were blanked out on Guido’s link is baffling. But I’m grateful to Tom Watson MP for publishing in full, so I could see those links.
Tom Fatson on suicide watch….he has been very quiet since Leveson exposed every other paper hacking and blagging and ruined his one paper agenda.
Then again, A Campbell, T Baldwin, Dodgy dossier, Government weapons inspector, A Gillingham,BBC, 45 minute warning, hacking, blagging, death, suicide, manslaughter, murder, Liebour, D Kelly, T Bliar, Blood on Hands…
Put that into some order and just see how corrupt and dirty the looney left are…
They even hack their own kind.
T
W
A
T
S
People seem to forget there were 2 dodgy dossiers.
Alastair Campbell has never told a porkie in his life and there is no truth in the rumours that his ‘evidence’ may have been sexed up.
I’ll be round in a trice to voice my displeasure to the nation.
This really doesn’t amount to much – it’s all conjecture possibly barring nasty messages from Ms Wade and who’s going to feel sorry for AC being on the receiving end of nastiness?
Let’s re-read Oborne on Campbell before we get over excited.
Snippets of fact entwined in a classic Alistair Campbell smokescreen.
A work of fiction containing murder, mystery and the obligatory sex scene written in schoolboy prose.
Tony was looking weary after a day spent massaging the truth, his ego and the accounts of his foundation. His thoughts turned to the wide and inventive mouth of Cherie, her plump bank account, and the Rwandan affairs that they would surely discuss later in the day. Reveries of romping naked on Mexican beaches, smeared in mud and papaya, experiencing the rebirth and the wisdom of the ancients (as befitted the Anointed One) filled his feverish brow. He allowed himself a little smile as he thought of the dusky (and suitably rich) Jewess that awaited him on his return to the Promised Land, but for now concentrated on the matter at hand, which was how to spin his lust for oil money and his latest friend, the benevolent ruler of Kazakhstan… (cont. p94 of Forum mag).
Mills & Boon
Dear Alistair,
Re the draught of your latest pot-boiler that we have received, while not wishing to appear negative we feel your talents may be better served in another field, a career in politics perhaps?.
Yours etc.
PS, don’t send us any more shite!
Mills & Boon
Dear Alistair,
Re the draught of your latest pot-boiler that we have received, while not wishing to be negative we feel your talents may be better served in another field, a career in politics perhaps?.
Yours etc.
PS, don’t send us any more shite!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
My ice cream has gone all over the floor.
Give us this day our daily rumour. Campbell should know more about manipulating the truth than most journos, the king of rumourland. Talk about kettles calling pots black!
This is all very depressing.
Gary Speed has died aged 42.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/8918628/Wales-boss-Gary-Speed-found-dead.html
ya ya we know.
I hear Amy Winehouse doed recently too.
and jesus ..but what has that got to do with the price of cola ?
So did Jesus (allegedly)
Is John Redwood going to sing the Welsh national anthem at his funeral?
I am going to recite ‘Under Milk Wood’.
Who the fuck is he anyway?
He sped off, did he?
Lessons will be learned, blah blah cwummph! no stone unturned, integrity and rule of law blah blah, despicable display of skulduggery, an englishmans worg is his blonde zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hic! What oh yes….and don’t forget Vote for me…I’m a hard up so a grand a pop and I will speak words of mass dysfunction on anything you like to anybody you like.
While I don’t doubt that all the mainstream press were using the same tactics to obtain information by devious means but the assertion by Campbell that somebodies phone must have been hacked because “only a tiny number of people in Downing Street knew” (of Cherie’s pregnancy), is hardly proof of anything when we all know that politicians are not the sort of people to be trusted with information of any kind and Alastairs past record of telling porkies speaks for itself.
Billy Bowden has been put on Suicide Watch after the death of friend and confidant Gary Speed
It’s so sad as I only spoke to him yesterday and wished him well with the success he’s had at Wales.
Did you mean heath shattering?
Clever dat.
I wonder who benefits with Alastair Campbell providing this statement to Leveson?
You can be sure that someone in the Moron/Mirror camp will now try and shaft and expose dirty campbell!
Talk about Circular Firing squad.
Light the fuse, watch them all do each other in.
Get in…
Any chance of Dame Hugh Grant having collateral damage?
I benefit from it you see
I and my moral collapse of a husband are the
VICTIMS of everyone you see ?
We are hypocrisy run wild and OTT…
Do shut up slotgob
Let Alky Porno Dodgy Campbell spin this one for us
We will smell of roses afterwards you know…
PS I have just made a few more million, Slotty, from a trip around the Gulf
So you can have your 17th mansion now…
I am sure the relatives of David Kelly will sympathise with Campbell and Blair about how unfair stories, (by invasions of privacy) were planted in the press. No doubt too, that Andrew Gilligan willl sympathasise with Campbell how biased media organisation will sack you for doing your job..
“I think it is at least possible this is how the stories got out”
And the rest of Fleet St were too cowardly to go take this as confirmation? It’s incomprehensible.
Order Order: never knowingly undersold
Trust you to turn up like a pedo at a baby shower.
++++Laugh+++++
aly ‘tormentor of d r dav id kell ly’ campbell misrepresented.
That’ll be the day!!1
‘Genuinely’ and Mr C in the same tweet?
Unbelievable.
Well done Billy, you’ve found a tweet that’s relevant and worth reading.
Ha,Ha,Ha, watch it Guido & bloggers everywhere you are on the hit list next, stay well clear of paracetamol and pencil sharpeners.
“Alistair Campbell accuses someone of misrepresenting something.”
Pot……kettle…..
The Pot & Kettle Inquiry would be an apt name.
Not as shocked as Dr K elly was when you leaked his details to the press campbell.
“… seen fit to leak ..” Shock horror, Campbell complaining about leaks. Who would have thought it.
I am shocked. Poor Alistair. He was always Labpur’s true friend. And because of him – I became very rich indeed. Must dash, bye.
The farker’s still using a blackberry. Old school.
Yes so yesterday Anne. I thought only rioting Chavs used blackberries these days
Your Android replica is playing up again -
When she comes she calls Siri’s name.
When Cherie comes, she screams another’s name…
Mind bleach required you debased, sordid pervert.
Kaplin?
In fairness I doubt Guido actually read it.
You have had too much claret again Dodgy
Or lies to you somehow become the truth for you
You are an ignominious LIAR
I’m shocked – shocked – to find that gambling is going on in here!
Your winnings sir!
And when is the ‘lovely’piers due to appe@r before leveson? before or after theslimycampbell.
I do hope it’s after, that was leveson will have something to question him about.
yawn.
(sniff) SKQUWAAARRRKKH!!! (flapflapflap) (choke) (thud)
Not working today, Mr psittacine?
Consider the Parrots of the Air, Herr Schrödinger, consider the Parrots…
I do, and it costs me a bloody fortune! Thankfully, the Guardian gets given away free by the thousand, and is highly absorbent. I always find the Daily Mail sets him off on one…
I do wish the Old Fellah would learn how to close the browser after he’s been using it…
I normally understand exactly what he is talking about. But this just sounds like disjointed squawks to me. The thing that I did catch was about the Grauniad being a soft option … so he can’t be all wrong.
Oh surely not , I mean couldnt possibly stoop any lower than fake army photos ………..
Interesting morning , wonder if Eds Boss is happy with him putting wrong facts out about pensions for low paid public sector?
This is Guido’s idea of a quiet weekend ?
So what we really have here is that Cherie was with child and family, friends and workmates were in the know. The Labour supporting Mirror found out and Campbell is saying that the only way the paper could have got that info was by hacking a phone?
What utter tosh. All those who knew also had friends, family and workmates to confide the news to and so on. Then there are the medical people and of course Carole Caplin and her shady acquaintances.
“…and of course Carole Caplin and her shady acquaintances.”
That would be Tony and Cherie Blair themselves would it not?
This is the BBC.
We don’t care we’re not interested all we want is Sky wiped out so we can show all the TV and charge you all a fortune and if any of you Hunts don’t pay up we’ll send you to jail.
Do you know how much a good quality line of Charlie cost us these days?
We will not be reporting this on Wednesday, as only anti-Murdoch testimony is relevant.
Instead, we will be broadcasting non-stop wall-to-wall coverage of the heroic public sector workers demonstrating against the Tory-led cuts, cuts, cuts, cuts, cuts.
Broadcasting shite – it’s in our DNA…
Note to Alistair Campbell
Get cancer and die you fucking Hunt.
A bit strong, but in the right ballpark.
Yeah, what’s cancer ever done to deserve Campbell?
True, Aids then that’s more up his street anyway, what with Mandelson, Brown and Bliar all liking bum action.
When there was a train crash when Labour were in government, Labour got the names and addresses of all those victims in the crash, and smeared them in the press when they dared question rail safety under Labour.
More relevant now as Labour deliberately stole Railtrack from shareholders, to create Network rail, a QUANGO that cost considerably more to run, for the benefit of Network Rail bosses and not passengers.
Why was there no police investigation into this Labour smearing activity?
The police were bought off as they always were under Liebore.
Whatever happened to Operation Ore?
If you mention it anywhere in the lame street media it gets deleted.
We were too busy getting the ‘Vote Labour’ stickers made for the patrol cars.
Smear is all that Labour does
We were bent like Mandy’s Cock years ago by Labour
Strange how all these Luvvies say they want to protect the freedom of the press, as long as the press is not free to write what they want about them.
The Mirror won’t make the headlines if the BBC and lefty press have anything to do with it – the headline will be about the threatening text messages from Wade & Murdoch’s office as usual with a bit of Jowell thrown in!
If Guido went beyond the reach of a super-injunction, one assumes that one of the players in this story has a super-injunction in their favour. Of course, we cannot even discuss the existence of a super-injunction. It’s all so Francis Urquhart: “You might think so, but I couldn’t possibly comment.”
It is disquieting to witness a man of probity being genuinely shocked.
I don’t think he knows the meaning of pain.
We do to him what we did to you. Just patch through the co-ordinates.
That’s a helicopter…
You probly want an Apache, A10, or a harrier for CAP.
Just cant get over the news about Gary speed.
one of the good guys
Life must be tough when you have lied repeatedly in court about a murder in which you were complicit. Not cunning but certainly a (revolting) stunt and certainly for the firing squad when the revolution comes.
Save the bullets, use bayonets.
The blunter and rustier the better.
NATO has apologised after accidentally firing a missile at a Parkistani army base killing 24 soldiers, calling it a “tragic unintended incident”. Fortunately, the good news is the missile was about to be decommissioned so no financial loss was incurred.
Accident my arse. It was a remote encampment in the middle of nowhere – seriously, like hitting a tent in the lake district. No collateral damage, no neighbouring target, no other thing for over 50 miles. This was an internal Pakistani military power struggle using NATO as dumb idiots – again and again and again. Anyone would think there was an election coming up and the CIA are hopelessly out of options.
Basically Pakistan = Taliban = AlQ.
I have only one thing to say relevant to Mr Campbell…” Dodgy Dossier”…all other comment is irrelevant
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1434251/Campbell-goes-on-TV-to-deny-BBC-vendetta.html
Well Guido didn’t lift it from here.
http://www.levesoninquiry.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Witness-Statement-of-Alastair-Campbell.pdf
“Sorry – this page has not been found.”
It has now.
Has Gary Speed died at the age of 42?
Yes see up thread.
Yes, a great tragedy. Football will never be same again. Life will never be the same again. Yet another blow to the lads in the valley, coming so soon after after the closure of the mines. Bloody Tories.
TORIES HAVE A HAND IN FOOTBALL STAR DEATH
I think Gary Speed misunderstood the Welsh FA when they explained to him he must manage the Welsh team on a tight shoestring.
Why isn’t Hain tweeting about how awful it is for poor Alistair to suffer someone leaking about him? Does he not care? has he no pity? How awful for Alistair’s family, expecially when he was doing no job whatsoever.
Fuck off you orange faced bank-robbing cricket pitch wrecking foreign cunt.
Surprised you have the front to show your face.
He could have spelled his name right, at least.
Is it spelled ‘Hafin’?
if only there was no f-in Hain.
No it’s Peter Hoon or Peter Huhne
Bandwagon ahoy! Jump on Peter, as per usual.
Nothing on the main press about this. Typical. Well done Guido. Why are we having some idiotic public enquiry about “the press”, when the real action has moved on elsewhere.
A woman goes into a grocery store and approaches a young assistant.
“Good morning, how can I help you” asks the man.
“I’ll just have a pound of broccoli, please” requests the woman.
“Sorry, but, I’m afraid we’re out of broccoli” says the assistant “may I interest you in some string beans instead?”
“No thank you,” says the lady “I’ll just have a pound of broccoli.”
Getting slightly frustrated the young man says “No madam, I cannot give you any broccoli, as we’re all out!”
“Oh, okay,” she says “can I just have a pound of broccoli then?”
Keeping his cool, the young man asks her “madam, can you spell cat – as in ‘catastrophic’?”
“Well, yes, of course” replies the lady “C-A-T!”
“Great,” says the man “can you spell dog – as in dogmatic?”
“Erm, yes” replies the woman, sounding confused “D-O-G”
“Brilliant, can you spell fuck, as in broccoli?” enquires the man.
“There’s no fuck in broccoli!” exclaims the woman.
“I know! that’s what I’ve been telling you!”
And there is no C-A-T in Billy Bowden either. So fuck off!
It is a good one but I first heard it in 1966.
I heard that one at school – in 1957…
Bloody hell. I am young!
I call bullshit – broccoli was only invented by health food fascists in 1990. Proper people only eat cauliflower, and of course peas.
I heard it originally as no f in cod.
But there’s no f in cυnt either. At least there does not appеar to be.
Leaks are brill.
There are plenty where I come from.
There’s a busker on the busiest street, blocking the flow of traffic, and just being a nuisance all the way around.
The policeman walks up to him and says: “You do know you can’t do that here?”
The busker says: “No, but hum a few bars, I’ll fake it…”
I bollocksed up my own moniker.
Did you hear the one about the bloke who didn’t know the difference between Vaseline and putty.
He fucked his own moniker up.
That was even before his windows could fall out.
I’ve got a shitty moniker.
It is the first time I’ve heard it !!
…today.
‘I’m genuinely shocked’ says an outraged old spinner who has just been hoist by his own petard.
As you sow so shall you re@p!!
“It is the allegation that the Daily Mirror, under Piers Morgan’s editorship, hacked Cherie Blair’s voicemails which will make headlines”
Not on the BBC I bet!
Yes true but the beeb is not piers greatest worry.
The american broadcasters have been anxious to know if he was innocent of hacking – if he wasn’t, the suggestion is, that they wouldn’t be employing him.
He’s shit at his job that’s good enough reason.
given his viewing figures on CNN, they won’t need much of an excuse to get rid of him.
X Factor, Strictly Come Dancing and I’m a Celebrity… all on tonight.
Think we all know what Gary Speed was doing before he hung himself.
Checking the fucking TV schedules
That lot could never compete with a row of CCTV screens, eh Billy?
“hanged”
I’m hung like a n1gger. Ask Luciana if you don’t believe me.
Que interview Miliband with the family of Gary Speed. Miliband you are such an opportunist. shite
Almost as tragic as you, jumping on yet another bandwagon, you nauseating little nark.
Why am I reminded about the fallacy “The Moral Washington: Construction of a Legend” The story of Washington and the Cherry Tree. “Father, I Can Not Tell a Lie;”
Perhaps it is that just like the George Washington story it is a well written fairy tale and has even got a Cherie present.
Alistair Campbell. Hypocrisy personified
I personally couldn’t care a toss and really wonder if anyone else does that the Blairs \ Cherie etc was pregnant.
But I uphold what is personal to them, and at the time never had anything to do with his\her employment (pmsl) should have remained private until they chose to make an announcement.
It’s the same old tittle-tattle, rag-bag stuff we expect to see as headlines of the Sun, Mail, Mirror & Express
Can someone really confirm that this adds to circulation ?
The best thing the public could do, as they did in Warrington (Sun) stop buying the bloody stupid stuff.
Dreadful news about Gary Speed. Really shocked. I didn’t know him – but then nor did any of the other fuckers..
Bloke down the pub said he was shocked that Gary Speed had died at the age of 42.
You can take the boy out of Wales but can’t take Wales out of the boy. Hardly a shockfor a taffy to like his drugs and get fucked up now is it?
more Hutchence than Mcqueen possibly?
total and utter media overkill (sic) by skysports where even the budgies are still crying nearly 8 hours after it was announced..
gary speed was an average footballer and recent manager of wales
minutes silence at matches
wtf – national day of mourning next
anyone know him??
something odd going down here ….. suicide … found hanging n his home
something very odd
Absence from work is unacceptable. Death is no excuse … unless it is your own.
… and not at all if you’re employed by the public sector.
Quote from Blazing Saddles when a Chinaman dies building the railroads ‘dock that Chink a day’s pay for napping on the job’
Reprise: Alastair does not challenge being called a liar to his face on national TV, just squirms looks uncomfortable and then tries to change the subject.
Think that says it all really.
(skrittle) (twitch) SSKREEEEEWWTT!!! (fluff) OOZEAPRETTYBOYZEN!! (cuttle) (ping)
And this is the man Leveson is turning to for advice about how to clean up the press.
It’s a funny old world.
Campbell is such a stinking hyporite, like all media lefties.
Look how the media were doing his bidding in the late 90′s when it came to attacking Major and promoting Bliar! And apart from the lover’s tiff over Iraq, the BBC where very compliant to his demands for many years.
I now he is going to winge that the papers exposed some of the shit that Labour were up to! This wanker has absolutely no shame, but then, we all knew that anyway.
Spot on, COAB, he has no shame.
and Campbell is also a twat gobshite.
Alisthair ith not a liar if he spinth for the Labour Party y’know!
Off back into hiding due to union stwikes.
It seems that the “official” Labour line on Wednesday’s Day of Action is “We understand why people feel that they need to strike on Wednesday…..” followed quickly without pause by “and we understand why people feel upset that people are striking on Wednesday…”…Well that’s made that clear then !!!
“Morgan’s Mirror hacked Cherie Blair”
A normal response among us common folk. Slotgob does not routinely generate warm feelings.
To death, I hope.
Who can blame Toblerone for shagging carole when he has a wife who looks like the back end of a bus?
test
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A coincidence as Balls is the subject of the next comment.
Don’t bother reading it, it’s the usual craptrap (sic)
Was he granted this interview on Marr by the BBC in order to make up for the thrashing he got on Five Live last week? Do you think he phoned up Mark Thomson and whinged and whined about bias till they let him come back? I wonder.
Who on fuck’s planet is gonna read that?
Curiously, the transcript was issued before the interview.
More Hitler arm waving from Balls. Balls you are such a twat. Why did your party lose over 100 seats at the last election. Balls you are a figure of ridicule but you are so thick you can’t see it.
Not as clever as he thinks he is !!
Can someone sneak in and stick a ‘Do not resuscitate’ notice on Balls while he’s busy playing at flat-lining ?
Better than if Labour was in government..the headlines would probably be “Chancellor Balls negotiates £100 Billion IMF bail out for UK as markets savage sterling”…..and ” UK loses Triple A rating”….
It’s weally, weally interesting reading. Honest. Please wead it.
Please ??
That awkward moment when a Muslim stands up on a plane
Wing-walking is a dying art.
Sweating profusely as he puts on a second pair of pants?
As he tries to ignite his Reeboks…
So how, according to Campbell, has Guido misrepresented his statement to Levenson?
The man could not lie straight in bed !
BillyBob how much did Al pay you? Sell the story to the Sun young man.
None of the MSM has picked up on this yet. Funny
There is probably a SuperOuperDuper Injunction in force, about the existence of which, even the judge granting it is not allowed to know…
Judge must meet hugh bonneville at the same dungeon.
I’m a regular kinda guy.
Yet again I find myself asking where are our secret services or our national security? Is Leveson enquiry going to ask how the phone of the former prime minister’s wife was hacked…including other top officials like (allegedly) the chancellor at the time and other ‘people of interest’. Has anyone actually asked whether another country could have just been listening to all the ‘goings on’ in our government under the national security agents watch? Is there a ‘formal watch’ of whether the security systems in all areas of ‘hackability’ including computers etc are secure in all government departments (including phones, office bugs etc). Is there a protocol for how these systems are at minimum, safeguarded?
Never mind about that, what’s important here is was Steve Coogan’s shopping list compromised.
And more to the point – which shop sells Coca-Cola in wraps?
Who gives a fuck about Labour being hacked, they didn’t take a shit without alerting the media.
Alistair Cambellend is a twat
Matthew d’Ancona
MatthewdAncona Matthew d’Ancona
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@Tombaldwinscoke @louisemensch @piersmorgan one of the great journalists of his era….what’s your point?
2 hours ago
have a drink or two Ali babe.
You can handle it I’m sure.
And if you can’t, who gaf about you anyway?
if you don’t believe that this country is fucked with politicians always going to sort things out but they never do!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2066756/Jamie-Cumming-Dundee-Britains-feckless-father-15th-child.html
why should any one ever work or bother to pay taxes!
Trapped on benefits, thanks to the Reign of Terror, 1997-2010.
Louise for PM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…PMT?
Damn ! That was the name !
Alistair Campbell ? So finally, he is dying by the press. How appropriate.
Alan Douglas
It has to be said!.. she’s *Got a Face Like a Slit in a Carrot * ( There I’ve said it!
There’s an odd odour in here.
Now on Sky News. Guido get’s the credit
PSSSQUEEEE-EEKKT!!! (fluff) WHERE’SJIMMY!! (cuttle) JIMMYJIMMY! (tumbleweed) (ping)
I shall be giving evidence to the Levison enquiry about how my life was ruined by Alistair Campbell and Tony Blair and Peter Mandleson and Ed Balls and Billy Bowden and Nell and that Irish Guy Flakes chap and Sue and Smelly Cat and Simon Cowell and Garry Barlow and Susan Boyle and Nelson Mandela and Albert Einstein and that woman I married so I could become prime Minister and sell all that gold and not even get a brown envelope.
Are you sure you haven’t seen my potty?
Don’t you think it’s about time you got your arse out of bed you idle get, your constituents are walking about looking like xmas tree lights.
It won’t make them any brighter. They’ll still vote for the Maximum Imbecile.
Gary Speed arrives at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter asks if he’d like one last wish.
Gary asks if he could have just one last tweet to tell all the politicos and other ambulance chasers who never knew him or met him to tweet off, and then be allowed to close his Twitter account in peace.
Nothing wrong with trying to get some favourable publicity for yourself on the back of the misfortune of somebody you had probably never heard of before today, least of all met.
Guido summonsed to the enquiry. SKY News.
Will he go.
If you do G, don’t mention dildos.
Double Whammy.
Guido is a running strap-line on Sky News.
Who will attend the enquiry Guido or Pa ul
They’ve even got it on the breaking news tag at the bottom.
Hope he doesn’t embarass himself like he did before the select committee a couple of weeks ago.
Campbell states that “In February 2008 I wrote an article for The Times on the 24/7 hounding of Britney Spears, suggesting the media who chased her had lost any sense of humanity at all. I have been unable to locate the article either online or in my own files, but here is an interview I did on the subject at the time.”
I expect he is referring to ‘Britney Spears: person or news commodity?’, 01 February 2008, The Times. Available from: http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/law/columnists/article2046850.ece
I’m gurgling with laughter. Morgan and Cambell hoisted by their own petards!!!
BBCBreaking BBC Breaking News
Political blogger @GuidoFawkes called to #Leveson Inquiry after evidence from Alastair Campbell @campbellclaret leaked bbc.in/tWImGh
Speech———speech———— Enjoy GF!
If true this would be a result for Guido but I’m not sure senior judges work Sundays and summon aliases to their inquisitions.
Beware their Spanish practices, especially the comfy chair.
If I have a leak can I come too and throw a custard pie in somebodies face?.
As long as not at the good looking one….
Sorry your Lordship
I am in Ireland and I am an Irish/Nevisian blogger with servers outside of your jurisdiction
So what are you playing at Your Honour
You are so far behind the curve that you will end up running a pantomine and increasing Lord Guido’s profits substantially
Or to put it clearly
Fuck off Levison
Don’t forget to wish Lord Leveson a “Happy Chanukah”,you and I both know it makes sense.
Show up and do a ‘Galloway’. Give the fucker both barrels about the pre-ordained result of this so-called enquiry. That it is nothing more than Labour spite about being rebuffed by Murdoch and the BBC/establishment defending their turf and their ‘right’ to beam lies into folks houses and charge ‘em 150 quid (or whatever) a year for the privilege.
He would have to be a more than average public speaker to be able to do that. Did you not see him waffle on at the select committee?
Well spotted Billy; why did Guido keep it a secret? Sshurely we sshould be told.
Nahh. I’d rather have the surprise
Enjoy getting told off by Leveson.
Its much more fun to watch
Buying in the popcorn ready. Could be a good week! (glug….hic….)
Refer him to Arkell ‘v’ Pressdram.
Hand-picked shill.
It was me that done it Guido
Sky News has already fingered me
I hated that bastard Blair so much
I could not resist
How much did the Mirror pay you Jonah ?
Or did Blinky take the proceeds ?
Will Guido get to say what he wanted to about that nice Mr Watson?
Oh I do hope so!!
Obviously the BBC will not be reporting any of this, a BBC news blackout is in effect, the left wing press protected, its the BBC airbrush imported from the USSR. The inquiry is only valid only as long as it is attacking the BBCs ideological and political enemies as far as the BBC is concerned so look out for no coverage until news international is back in frame.
So i heard that the Afgan National Army minesweeper corps have just been given brand new pogo sticks by Allied forces.
Good luck lads!
If you are going to the Levenson Inquiry PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go appropriately attired in 17th century garb and point beard plus moustache.
And if anyone says anything just point out that high court judges have not exactly modernised their attire so they can talk…
Shame the arguably-more-important Iraq Inquiry doesn’t have the same powers of compulsion, given the lies that witnesses – including Campbell – have told it. Ah well, annoyed mega-rich celebrities and vengeful politicians are more important than British war dead….
Post of the Day
Unless GF is having the Beeb on………?!
Are you really as fat as the pic of you on the BBC? If you are, I suggest you cut down on the chips old son!
It’s pure ethanol what’s done it.
+++++Laugh+++++
That has to be the funniest, most ironic, moment of 2011.
Guido got the slimycampbell’s evidence of twatson’s website and now twatson has deleted it!!!!!!!
Evening Nell…
Evening Admiral – I hope you are finding this as amusing as I am?!
What a glorious way to end 2011!!
Hated this year. All funerals but hope GF’s day isn’t on Weds or I shall miss it thro another one …
Ah Admiral. So Sorry!
I hope that 2012 will be a happier year for you.
I thought there was another month to go until Christmas!
Laugh? I nearly soiled myself!
This is gonna be the best Xmas ever! Merry Xmas everyone, including you Billy Scratchit! All those hours on the F5 button have paid off 2nite.
Fire up the tuk tuk*!
*copyright David “Bumble” Loyd.
The thought of Twatson in a Tuk Tuk is like sardines in a can.
So the crooked MP has deleted his blog in fear of facing an inquisition without parliamentary privilege. Long may his Google cache remain.
I see the Bum Bandit Corporation is all over this news………or not.
Point of Order:
BBC actually stands for BumBandit Cocksuckers
Thank you.
Carry On.
http://twitter.com/#!/GuidoFawkes/status/140875333460176896
Cached here:
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:p2Twq0tzTM0J:www.tom-watson.co.uk/+tom-watson.co.uk&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=ie
Not that I could see.
Haha, you’ve been Billied!
Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.
How could it be right for Watson to publish the evidence but not Guido. The fact that Watson deleted it does not really change things.
Opps. Now I must not take a hard copy or I shall be in trouble too…
Why are all the paper dudes now doffing their titfers to Watson?
You have to wonder wtf is going on don’t yer? Perhaps his new look as a butch lezza has widened his circle of influence. Fat cuпt.
Fantastic observation Sir! ‘claps’
Hey Guido – BBC have updated the article – only by putting a more ‘serious’ picture of you on the article !
Nothing Campbell says can be described as “evidence”. Its just the usual paranoid “claims” and “allegations” based on the suspicions of someone with a limited imagination.
Yep. Instantly retractable with a doctor’s note confirming his history of mental illness.
The man’s an unsp*eakable c*unt. There is a special strain of bowel cancer just itching to eat the fucker alive. If the two could only be introduced.
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:p2Twq0tzTM0J:www.tom-watson.co.uk/+tom+watson&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk&client=firefox-a
Twatson’s blog before he deleted it.
What a glorious evening it is!!
Somebody had better make a screengrab of this before google deletes it, I don’t trust these fuckers. Perhaps you’d volunteer nell?
Just wondering how many copies are now floating about now?
no need, the feed effectively never disappears. Its still tom watsons latest post in google feedreader, it never removes posts as google never assumed anyone would!
Even better if he deletes himself full stop
Fucking hilarious!
I could not hate them so much loved I not England more.
This is even better than Strictly! Of course all the papers are/were at it, can’t wait for the sanctimonious wealses at The Gaurdian to be outed!
What, exactly, is ‘Strictly’?
Strictly Spanking Cum In Your Pants.
What was the timeframe of Campbell’s knowledge, was he sitting on information that should have been acted on on Blair’s or Brown’s watch?
Of course. But while Murdoch was supplying Blair/Brown/Campbell’s (BBC) lies straight to the front page as ‘fact’ then Murdoch was safe.
It’s only the wicked and malicious party spitting the dummy out after being dumped that has led to this ‘enquiry’ at all.
It’ll be as funny as fuck if this information leaked out because the password protection on the court computer is :
Username: Root
Password: 1234
More likely it leaked because Twatson was fed it by Campbell in the first place. Two fucking idiots made to look fools by their own designs.
Oh what a twisted web they weave when once they practice to deceive.
Guido posted from Oirland.
Twatson posted from Brum.
Mr justice Leveson has jurisdiction in Brum and NOT Oirland.
Delicious.
Superb!, Leveson will need to be put on suicide watch.
You’re a Twatson
Crime and punishment.
Haven’t laughed so much
since McBride bit the dust
Hi Guido Have just read the report on the Beebs WS aka Biased Broadcasting Company re the turd Campbell & your ordered appearance in front of Lord Justice Levenson, however IF he has a Black Cap on I think you might need to worry about your impending punishment, the Beeb as always is biased in every aspect just going by todays press reports. It seems with Beeb the real facts is just inconvenient truth as the information needs to fit, by any means possible, with the Biased Broadcasting Companys real mission.
Good Luck & please keep us updated until the trap door is opened !
Considering that there are over 3 billion people in existence, a good percentage of them being psychos, sociopaths, n’e'rdowells, socialists, gangsters, pikeys, pugilists, hitmen and chavs, why the fuck is that nonce Campbell still breathing?
Oh, err ….
Campbell is right about Guido’s headline. Should read …. claims Morgan’s Mirror MAY have hacked….that’s as far as the alleged evidence goes. Nowhere does he say the Mirror DID hack Cherie’s phone.
Shame Campbell wasn’t so concerned about headlines nine years or so ago…. BRITS 45 MIN FROM DOOM, screamed the Sun on 25 September 2002.
http://www.tinyrevolution.com/mt/archives/003171.html
At least stories arising hacked voicemail messages are usually based on the truth rather than sexed-up so-called intelligence.
God. I was right about the popcorn and the cola, yesterday.
Nice one, Guido!
I wonder why Guido has amazingly not bothered mentioning the Daily Mail’s alledged complicity in hacking as well (contained in Campbell’s notes)!?
He only mentions the Mirror. And the Daily Mail are now trying to get the release delayed so they can prepare their retort!
As I said, Guido’s just a tory party stooge.
Leaking the Mirror bit, but not writing anything about his partners in crime, The Mail! You know, truth is, they probably sponsor him
Guido, when are you up before the beak again then? Such jolly japes!
well, according to Fox news, any minute now…
Take him down!! 3 mnths contempt of court hohoho
Lizards control the media!
I guess now Guido must prepare his anus, er, I mean statement, for the inquiry.
Up his anus, a lever son
Guido,
You’ve made your point and had your moment on this. Last orders have been called by Leveson LJ and it’s time you took down the link to Campbell’s script. Mrs Fawkes will not be amused when/if you fail to return home after your visit to the Inquiry on Thursday: what you are doing is not fair to her or to the little Guidos/Guidinas and will ultimately diminish your credibility and the impact of your blog.
Don’t forget to take your toothbrush with you on Thursday.
What a complete joke this whole enquiry is.
Oh wow, a whole three days before it was going to be made public anyway! Quick, let’s screencap and cache it before the Men In Black cover it up!
I still prefer the original Guido Fawkes.
This belongs in the public domain as it is of public interest. I wonder if it has been circulated for comment amongst certain members of the politico-media “chattering classes” or if it has been ping-ponged between Campbell and Leveson for watering-down (or sexing up) changes. If Leveson wants to avoid the “oxygen of publicity” then he should bemoan this leak and move on. Legal action will bring out headlines like “a butterfly on a wheel” and detract from the detail of the inquiry, which already looks like a celeb moan-fest. Campbell needs to be challenged on his own record of relations with the newspapers, which largely set the tone for politico-media relations over the last decade (the leaking of the name of Dr David Kelly to the Times journalist Tom Baldwin, now working for Miliband) and cannot be allowed to slip away.
So I haven’t read all the usual cr@p above, but most interesting part l8r on this week will be seeing which bits of the original statement the Daily Fail’s legal thugs have managed 2 suppress.
Comparison will B more than revealing – It should point the finger right back at them.
So far NI getting off pretty lightly compared to Dacre’s Dragons.
As a side line it will be fun watching a certain little piggy having to squeal…..
Have we go a picture of G. with 1 of those funny noses?
Oink!
Just seen a picture of him on another blog – he has a piggy nose in reality…
This is still up?
Fantastic!
i love squashed muffins
What is Tom Watson’s take on all this?
GUIDO CAN’T GET ENOUGH COCK. HE PREFERS IT CHEESY.
“For us, it is with regret that capital punishment is not a possible option…”
It’s bad enough the family producing such a meaningless sentence, but for the moron pro-death publicists to choose that rather than a properly constructed comment just shows them up for what they are – thicko retards.
Gaydo
Your chums in government have murdered many thousands more people than Vincent Tabak. If you’re so into capital punishment, go round to see Bomber Dave and Gay Billy and pop a cap in their ass.