Carina Trimingham applies for jobs claiming…
“I have excellent contacts amongst the Liberal Democrats in government, from Cabinet members to more junior ministers”.

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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”

Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair




“I have excellent contacts amongst the Liberal Democrats”
She needs to sit down and have a good hard think about why that statement’s so very wrong.
Give her enough rope and she’ll hand both of them. (Actually they probably have loads of rope in the bedroom.)
The difference between kinky and perverted is well known; kinky means you use a feather, perverted means you use the whole chicken.
Huhne strikes me as someone who’d use the whole chicken coop.
Wondered what happened to the empire after Bernard Matthews died …
I think this is the very place where I could post fist!!!!
Uuuugh. *Goes off to wash paws*
Calling Guido!
If you don’t put this on your index/front page, no one will see it.
You can delete this and the above comment if you want.
Peace!
I saw it. You saw it.
Who cares if no-one else sees it?
That sounds a bit dirty. I like you!
(Would have thought Guido would have wanted to max the hits tho.)
Come on Billy Bowden is the Greatest Moniker Thief Ever ! – the FTSE100 is down 0.2%.
Come on! Say it! “Black Wednesday”. Go on, go on boy! Say it!
Here is a game you can play with two people …