Which mid-market tabloid editor recently sat down with his whispering broadsheet rival and made it clear that unless the latter’s attacks on his paper were toned down, the broadsheet editor would soon be seeing the fact that he keeps his mistress on his staff in the pages of the said tabloid?
The circular firing squad is getting personal…
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
Grab the popcorn
After only 1 day too! Best not exclusively munch popcorn.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2064432/X-Factor-2011-Tulisa-Contostavlos-investigated-Ofcom-arm-gesture.html
Fake – beware – I will be tweetering about this if it continues
Fuck you!
Tweetering? Billy, Billy , Billy! Even the fakes appear genuine these days
Honest Gov , I was supporting the genuine article despite the nom de plume
My first is in Gordon but not in Brown …
At lest try to say something interesting
Toxic turd found on radioactive beach. Efforts to remove Gordon Brown have so far failed.
Just leave me here…
I’m sure the BBC will find time to cover this…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/8904456/Ronald-Reagan-statue-unveiled-in-Warsaw.html
We might not cover this.
Surely there’s opportunity for Sandii to slip in a sly dig on the News Quiz?
You should know by now Really? that it is an editorial rule that the News Quiz should, every week, carry at least two derogatory references to:
The Daily Mail
Conservatives (Or ‘Tories’ as they must be called)
The Royal family
People who do not live in built up urban areas
UKIP
Old people
Conservative back benchers
Bankers
Duchy Originals
Public school “Toffs” (But obviously excluding public school toffs called Toynbee, Benn, Williams, Monbiot etc and alumni from Holland Park “Comprehensive”)
Win one for the Gipper!
Never forget that Reagan ducked WW2 service (got classified for non-active duty based on eyesight) and then bowed the knee to Joe McCarthy. I never thought I would say it but thank God for the US Army who cut old Joes ball off. Reagan was a disgrace regardless of his politics.
Who gives a fuck? Not like Obama or Clinton have been on the front lines either.
Reagan along with Thatcher were the politicians primarily responsible for bringing the wall down, and keeping it down. The subsequent revelations about the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics workers’ paradise and about communist traitors in the USA proved McCarthy to be generally correct. And Reagan was a hero regardless of his politics.
We have contracted Jeremy Hardy in a 6 part series to investigate this and give it the treatment it deserves.
For balance, Marke Steele’s series starts shortly after.
Thank you for your money.
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On behalf of my client Mr Mark Thomas I must protest at this act of scandalum magnatum on the part of the BBC and insist that he have a series too, as he’s just as much of a commie as either of these two. I shall also insist that my account in the quantum of £20,000 be settled by return as usual. Ta.
I see it has got a Totty watch Tag so it can’t be Polly
I google of “Guardian Totty” comes up with Rowenna Davis but she is writing about Totty, she does specialise in social affais though.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/oct/27/cambridge-the-tab-students-tabloid
The name was mentioned here, briefly, but it got pulled. So I think we know who it is.
She spilt a french cheese over Gordon’s knee?
Thought that was euphomism for some deviant practice but penny just dropped
Likewise @ 12.40 and 12.55
Hiya , Tessa x .
She’s bin a naughty mistress for a long time , then , ain’t she ???
We kinda had our suspicions like 3 an more years ago , hun .
Some marriages doesn’t last that long , does they ??
E x .
I have got to the stage when I must admit I’m not that interested any more, because I have now taken the default position (pragmatic) that they are all thieves, liars and scum bags unless and until they can prove otherwise.
I think its fair to assume as a rule of thumb that Parliament is institutionaly corrupt.
safest place for your thumb is up your arse
It isn’t me. I don’t work for a Broadsheet. In any case I pay for my mistresses on my MP’s expenses and a few backhanders from Governments in Eastern Europe.
You didn’t pay me much, just a teddy bear and dinner in the House of Commons and waved your willy at me in my house, when my son was upstairs. Pervert.
First?
Second
I know this site can be puerile, but even the 12 year olds on computer game sites have grown out of doing this.
You know the refund policy!
OMG !!!
I ain’t , darlin !!
I jus knows Billy Botty is always gonna be first so doesn’t try too hard .
I thinks it’s great an very very funny .
E x .
http://tinyurl.com/d5gun9x
Oooo !!!
Kind words , SC , sweetheart x . I knows I gets a bit much sometimes .
I’s surprised that some of those rags even has a opinion on Ewa seein as I nevr visit their shitty sites , babe .
I won’t let ya down , darlin an I would DEFFO never wanna make anyone look stupid . Folks usually does that for themselves .
Love E xx .
Has u got a massive squint an bird shit in ur hair , SC ??
No .
But I can put some in , if it helps ??
[Redux]
SC x .
Thanks for the info SC. I have always found Ewanme funny and enjoyed her winding people up.
+1 Sc & Jabba. Ewa is up there with the best of em..!
I couldn’t give a Thomas Cook. Get a job, you fat c’unt.
“I cry at Top Gear, you know, when someone does a fast lap and they say ‘it means more than money’. Incredibly emotional”.
Oh Ed your so not human.
And Jeremy Clarkson is such a great broadcaster. He often makes me cry (or to be honest throw stuff at the telly).
Why watch if you do not have to?
The BBC only force you to pay for it under threat of fine or imprisonment, not watch it.
What a dopey cuпt you are Dobby, he’s one of the BBC’s best revenue schemes, ie popular. Little wonder socialists are shite at economics.
Economic colossus – we weep ever time you have to leave Broadcasting House to fight those evil baby eating Lib Dem traitors and Tories.
Come back soon Ed, we treasure your friendship and guidance.
Don’t you mean Dave?
Not me then?
I love you John. You are so like me…but different somehow.
I cry at the Antiques Roadshow. You know the bit where some old lady comes in and says “How much is this family heirloom worth? I’ve got to sell it because those thieving cnuts in the Labour Party raided my pension to throw money at the NHS without fixing its problems in the first place.”
got it one
Isn’t “mid-market tabloid” an oxymoron?
It’s a posh way of saying, “Not quite as bad as the rest”.
I’m a complete moron.
I’m a complete ox.
I’m incomplete
You pair should get together and become a stupid cow.
Are you talking about me again.
Hmmm .
Ain’t newspaper a oxymoron , petal ???
E x .
Are you retarded?
Maybe , baby .
Yous ??
E x .
Ewanme is actually a 20 stone trucker who jerks off while pretending to be a black bird
Where did the trucker rumour start? I always thought she/he was a pre-op transsexual.
The Graudian a rival to the Mail. They are after very diffrent target markets surely?
Still very similar people just different false faiths Gruaniad loves CAGW, Wail loves Falls in house affordability (although the grauniad seems to love this one too).
I see Express has Diana story on front page
One sells 2m copies and the other sells only 200k, mostly to hypocritical, pretentious c*nts.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/herman-cain-holy-land-experience-130621445.html
thanx loads for the photo!
I’d have thought it was the Mail and Torygraph but don’t know who edits either of them.
Not really. Both pander to a particular form of blind prejudice.
As the sainted George would say, two cheeks of the same arse.
Don’t know. Are you going to tell us?
We demand answers or should we start a petition?
Is that Polly keeps her job then?
Polly is a three-bagger. Don’t want the dog to get a shock.
You’d have to have serious psychological flaws to want to keep Polly as a mistress.
You’ll be saying Angela Eagle’s a three bagger next and she’s gorgeous.
She’s not fast enough for you, Chris.
Polly…Overfed…Overrated…..Overpaid….Overth’top.
Post of the Day!!
~sigh~ in reply to #21
They’re all utter c’unts.
Isn’t it fantastic that the sub-human morons in Britain, the US, France and Italy allow us to bomb Libya back to the stone age, steal their $200bn+ gold reserves, put an end to the gold-backed African dinar, which threatened Ponzi central banks everywhere, plunder its oil and water acquifer reserves, all under the banner of “humanitarian intervention” and getting rid of a genocidal dictator, but allow us to support the continuation of Saudi Arabia, Bahrain – invaded by Saudi troops – and now the murderous dictatorship of the regime in Egypt, against the mass of the Egyptian people, and there is no call for sanctions, ” humanitarian interventions”, no-fly zones, or in actuality, carpet bombing of civilians, like Libya, all because Egypt, Saudi et al’s regimes kiss Izzy’s c ock!?
Fucking wonderful this mass media owned by the few thing, no!?
…. and the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. ‘Twas ever thus.
Poorer compared to whom ? Are you saying the “poor” of today have a worse standard of living than the “poor” of 30 years ago, 20 years, 10years ?
He means the Lorenz curve of wealth distribution gets saggier. Now stop being berk.
Hey Saif, how are you? How did you get access to the Internet?
Names please, expose them, we need to be told, public interest definitely at heart here, flay the hypocrits.
Resignations all round, hooray.
Oh, and yes, tell HMRC, should be some loot innit for them.
Michael Dugher MP on the Daily Politics. Whay a sly bastard.
Are you frum Tyneside pet?
Fantastic laugh, thank you pet.
Come on, Guido. You publish single-source stories, you told the CMS select committee so only a week ago. Out with it.
I’ve cracked it. Use vile language and get posted – no moderation. Fucking great! Bollocks!
I once wrote that Tweza May was on the b l o b when she fired Clark, it never appeared.
I once wrote that Tweza May was on the b o l b when she fired Clark, it never appeared.
(it’s been moderated again!)
Try smothering everything in soy sauce. I’ve told it works wonders for unsightly marks .
I bin mod’d twice now
It’s amazing how MPs berate high salaried executives yet can’t wait to get a bank job when they leave parliament. Ask labour.
She may well do as you say, but the DT doesn’t really have a go at the Mail, does it? Much more likely to be the Grauniad?
Oh – where did it go??
Judging by her beer-gut, she spends her lunchtimes in the pub.
- reply to a modded comment about a certain female journalist.
Her column describes her as a ‘single girl about town’?
Do you take me for the kind of woman who’d read her articles? In fact, I don’t read the Wailygraph any more – mainly because they print crap like “single girl about town”.
I’ve given up on it too – got fed up with holier than thou attitude to NotW. I do miss the crossword though
podgy bird? big tits? nothing between her ears?
Come on Nell, narrow it down a bit. Hair colour, eye colour, distinguishing marks, tattoos. There mus be something less common about her.
beer gut and beard.
Whiskers on kittens.
LMAO !!!
That would explain why she woz always turnin down my offers of some girl-on-girly action , babe .
She didn’t wanna jeopardise her position , FFS .
E x .
Are we/ you discussing Anne W*ddec*mbe on this thread?
Well I never
Hiya , Anon , honey xx .
I ain’t saying no more . If Ewa knows who the fuck it is , the whole world must do too .
Dunno why Guido posted this if he woz sooo shit scared of the unmentionable name bein mentioned , FFS .
Ewa first got wind in the comments under one of her own stories over 3 years ago .
Hardly a secret then , is it ???
As usual E x .
It was a reasonable deduction.
That’s why she’s called the 3 am girl
Don’t say anything too rabble-rousing, or even just a little naughty, otherwise Mongo Mensch will have you prosecuted.
How very Tory…….LOL.
Careful now Guido, “The Tory Neo Con Internet Police” are on the march !!!!!!
Moussa Kun ter….your student vi sa sponsored by Bliar for LSE has been revoked.
Interpol have been informerd you thick mong….
Goodbye
This story is not a re-run recent private eye allegations.
Try harder.
Just watching, i aint got a scooby doo.
#thisisstuffiknownowtabout
brogen is not the editor either, just an assistant or deputy.
So who is big Al discusing uganda with?
Always assumed all newspaper editors had their current whore on the staff? What with packing these places with their mates, family and shag buddies it’s no wonder they sell less and less. They just speak to the same people all the time whilst being owned by a bunch of wealthy weirdos. Take notice of them at your peril.
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The mistress is ‘on the staff’ of the broadsheet. That does not necessarily mean that the mistress is a journalist.
Anybody who has ever worked in a large organisation knows full well that senior staff and directors always keep the best totty as P.A.s, secretaries, etc. The best totty has always known how to ‘advance the career’.
There is an old Naval toast, oft used in the Officers’ Mess, “To our wives and sweethearts; may they never meet.”
I think the officers have a different meaning in mind.
Apparently it isn’t Ms Gordon
I love that Princess Diana has made a return to the Express front page for the first time in 5 minutes. Today’s story is “Russell Grant says his friend Princess Diana was murdered”.
To be fair Grants prophesy is spot on even down to the fine details , it would have been better though and even more impressive if he had made it known before the event and not 14 years after.
Newspapers are there to fudge facts and muddy the waters, usually on behalf of circulation interests.Dressed up as truth,the real story is hidden in whats not reported.So is this particular blog worth your effort.It appears to support that Murdoch muck raking is of a better class than the Mirror/Mail/Guardian.
Did I just hear Gary O’Donohue play a blinder for Liebour saying that they depended on funding from the Unions of 25% of their income!
Carole gives me a hand shandy every morning. Cherie cries but a £50 note always cheers her up.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Or any woman.
We know.
Jobs for the girl(friend)s.
Nepotism only kin deep in the MSM.
Nothing like a bit of press blackmail .Call it a D notice.
I think it is about time you seriously tried to influence policy in No.10, OK, the rat pogrom has been a complete failure on your part but at the next cabinet re-shuffle maybe the job as home secretary or energy and climate minister could be a possibility.
Then Larry could join Moe and Curly.
First!
Are we talking boradsheet here or, as they call it, midi? To the best of my knowledge there is only one daily broadsheet left or are we including Sundays?
Another Labour bandwagon loses a wheel. Fuck you milliband and all you Labour cnuts
@glenoglazaSky: Home office PermSec Helen Ghosh has told Home Affiars Cte: May sent email to Brodie Clark EXPLICITLY warning him NOT to exceed instructions
@glenoglazaSky: HO Perm Sec sticks boot into Brodie Clark: Ministers relied on his detailed weekely reports in which he never mentioned the issue #borders
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“May sent email to Brodie Clark EXPLICITLY warning him NOT to exceed instructions”
Come on – May would certainly have mentioned this when it all blew up. What’s going on?
Look forward to hearing all about it on the BBC news later….
I’m guessing the Tabloid is the daily mail and the broadsheet is the guardian now I wonder who the mistress is
I just googled the quote from comment #59,and that turned out to be very enlightening – helped by the 12.40 confirmation above
or even “below”…
Should be no surprise that there’s a lot of inter-office shagging going on in all walks of life. This helpful article explains some of the reasons why….
http://www.theprovince.com/opinion/Opinion+about+using+erotic+capital+ahead/5317847/story.html?cid=megadrop_story
WELL worth a read for anyone still wondering who the naughty mistress might be….