Oops He Did It Again
It was only a matter of time before England Rugby manager Martin Johnson was forced out of the job.
Jonah strikes again.
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Can he just STOP!
Who took his eye off the ball ?
Perhaps he could become the first ever one-eyed test pilot?
Didn’t Gordo lose his eye in a game of rugger?
I think so, yes. But he gained one in a game of marbles.
Elgin marbles
Allegedly, although none of the 29 other players have been available for comment and there is no official record.
I reckon he took a beating on a dark night, or it was affected by an exposure to mace.
I didn’t think they were allowed to play rugger in state schools so it must be a lie!
Wasn’t Brown a part of the 1999 Britain in Europe campaign too? That failed miserably to achieve their goal of getting us into the Euro… THANK GOD!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/474769.stm
(he is on stage next to Kenneth Clarke promoting entry the Euro.)
Do not let anyone tell you that labour kept us out of the Euro.
They FAILED at getting us in! Now that they have been proven completely wrong about wanting to join the euro, they are desperately and dishonestly re-writing history to spin their failure as some sort of victory.
John Major deserves praise for getting us the opt-out in the face of labour, liberal, BBC, Guardian and troy-wet opposition.
Labour never fought to keep us out of the Euro. They did all the dare to get us in, chickening out of giving us a referendum for fear of losing it.
It was a blessing that labour failure has kept us out.
B£iar wanted to join the
urineeuro : Gordon and I wouldn’t allow it out of sheer spite.My Mum (God rest) said ‘Don’t trust a man with sweeties !!’
he’l try to fuck you every which way,Fonlebum springs to mind.
But the reality is that now NOBODY has a pot to piss in,EVERYBODY
wants some !! (HIC)
I was always best at being just a Number Two
Just think how safe the Honoured Members must feel that I – Jonah Brown – rarely attend the House.
Lol…I hope that the one eyed Scottish idiot is needled every time Guido brings up the curse of Jonah and another Nokia hits the wall.
He gives the Scots a bad name and that takes some doing.
At lease he did better than Gordo with a winning rate of 55.3%
He would never wish Guido Fawkes good luck so you are safe…
I can see this highly successful weblog going from strength to strength and conquering the world.
Best wishes and good luck, Guido.
Gordon.
If you could see at all…
*snigger* Stop it ! x .
*snіgger* Stop it ! x .
*muffled giggle*
Sounds like the PM saying “I have full confidence in the Minister” and they then resign the next day . Kiss of death !
But could this superb rugby player have a one to one
with a black dog ?.
Some people are just born with the gift………….everything they touch turns to “shit” !!!
faecal-midas.
Time to buy him another ticket to watch Man Utd at home.
Just let him become the scotchlands national football team lucky mascot, keep him the fuck out of England.
Send ALL the Jock MP’s back to the land of Jocks !
Send all jocks back to scotchland, Independence for England. Plenty of volunteers to build a fucking big ditch or a wall to keep the swine out.
I’d vote for that – and while we’re at it, send all the yids back to yidland
You’ll not keep me out with the Border Agency in the state I left it.
Doh, again, I’m a bit strapped for cash but would gladly buy Gordon a season ticket so that he can watch his mucker Fergies team on a regular basis.
I think it was Old Holborn other night that said he would not get on a plane if he knew Gordon was on board.
#soundadvice
I wouldn’t board my own aircraft if I thought Mr. Brown was on board.
I would make sure I was well away from its flight path as well.
They don’t let him fly over places where people live do they? OOOh, need an insurance policy!
German Chancellor says she would give up sovereignty to achieve closer economic and political ties in the Europe.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/8846201/Debt-crisis-live.html
If Frau Merkel hadn’t realised all was up for her at the next election, she will have left no doubt in the minds of the German electorate after that statement. Of course, it could just be a ploy to weaken Call-Me -Heir-to- Blair’s position vis repatriation of powers.
Off topic.
Barclays have just turned down my request for a temporary (3 month) increase to my small business overdraft.
They will however give me a loan for the same amount over five years at 19.96%. A mere 40 times the base rate.
The dirty horrible robbing bastards. Grasping bastards one and all.
A pox on them all and their families.
Wheres Carlos the Jackal when you need him.
You could always try asking Polly Toynbee for a loan
I’m here Carlos. Just tell me who you want rubbed out and I will oblige (for a not so small renumeration).
He’ll have to borrow to pay you. Roundabout!
it’s remuneration, you thick cun*t
Carlos,don’t let the matter drop. Email the details to the Business Secretary with copies to the prime minister & your mp.
The process is starting as we speak.
My MP is , rather surprisingly, a complete arsehole.
I refuse to even acknowledge his existence.
And you are really suprised?
You don’t live in Kirkaldy do you?
That doesn’t narrow down the constituency. Could you give us a better clue?
Don’t send it to me. I can’t read.
Join the club.
Try the folks. Their rates are usually more competitive.
I don’t know whom you saw(it may just a clerk)in which case you should ask to speak to the Branch or Business manager and don’t be fobbed off.IF they refuse to see you then ask for the name of the Area/regional Office and a nameed contact, failing that contact their Head Office Customer Relations Department….make sure you keep saying “Complaint” to everyone you speak to. especially if you’re through to a Call Centre..
The above assumes that you are credit worthy;have had no returned cheques in the past 3 months and that you have banked with them in either a personal or business capacity for 12 months and that your cash flow forecast adds up with a definit source of repayment
and that a certain GB is not in any way involved with you.
Or EB.
Or AD.
Or …………..
19.96% looke pretty reasonable compared to some of those extortionate loans advertised on Sky at the mo. One is about 2227% APR. Yes that’s right…no decimal point anywhere. (Perhaps we should bring back the law of 1290 when the j…s were expelled for usury). Barclays savings rates are equally scandalous. Might as well put the money under the mattress.Had the chance to save with the Co-op in Guernsey until I realised that they fund the Labour party.Even entering one of their shops makes me want to vomit.
I’ve got a personal loan 2% above base. This was 3 years ago, mind.
Probably means that base rates are too low, rather than your loan is too expensive…
Well both, actually. Although his personal circumstances may be coming into it.
I have a savings account 0.4% below base rate.
Is that not a Losing Account?
http://www.fundingcircle.com/
I knew a hotelier some time ago who went to his bank to ask for an overdraft – which he had used successfully from time to time.
He was granted the overdraft, but when he asked about the repayments, his bank wouldn’t give any definite interest rate.
Their “business manager” said they would charge what they thought the account could stand.
Bastards!
The Carloses of the Jackals are still here ! but if you people of the World
follow sheeplike the brands of business led governing & ignore the
fundamental rape that is happening NOW! RIGHT NOW in your name.
Until the people say STOP!! WRONG !!,we will stay quiet.
Buena vista.
well, as they are giving savers such a fantastic return on their money, what can you expect?
He didn’t do Philip Gould and Alan Keen any favours by heaping praise on them either.
My top financial tip for this week is Italian 10yr bonds, snap ‘em up quick as they’ll be like rocking horse shit by the end of the year.
Thx Gordy, I have instructed the BoE to buy £500billion worth. Any other advice?
10 Years Euro bonds will be like Rocking Horse shit in a years time… Non-existent.
I’me buying (tax offset !)
Should I buy or sell gold at the moment ?
Yes.
If he does read this blog and I can’t believe that he couldn’t help but brood over the things written about him – can he urgently explain why, when so many of the Country are really feeling the pinch (partially caused by his moronic economic nonsense and political grand-standing), should we pay his salary, pension and expenses for doing sweet FA?
Because its better than him doing something.
More likely hate for him and his cronies.
“…partially responsible…” ?????
Fucking totally responsible.
I thought Ted Heath was the “Great Sulker” but at least HE still attended Parliament and represented his constituents in the HoC from the backbencges even though he hated “Maggie” and her policies.
John Major continued on the back benches for a period as did Maggie after they had ceased to be PM
As an ex Prime Minister/Chancellor Brown’s behaviour is reprehensible.If he doesn’t want to attend Parliament then he should resign his seat as did Blair.Can he not see that any repuation that he had or might have in the future as an “Elder Statesman” is being totally trashed by himself ???
The Grocer attended Parliament to shitstir and destablise Maggie. He considered that a woman’s place was in the home, not the House. As I remember, he was not a great one for attending to his constituents, though I’m prepared to be corrected on that. You’re right about the other 2 after they were deposed though. both stayed on long enough for replacement candidates to be found as did Michael Howard, who from personal experience was a very good constituency MP.
Thank you Michael.
Something of the night about your comment.
Ah, but it isn’t. Brown will be a Lord before you know it, and that will open more doors for his overrated qualifications.
It seems that you just can’t fail if you’re a politician.
We are still trying to resurrect Mr (God)on Brown’s reputation but it is a long haul.
We are currently using Mr Danny Blanchflower, Blair / Brown economist of doubtful repute, to ensure this happens over the longer term.
Mr Blanchlflower is developing an action plan for this task and we will keep the public informed of progress on our regular constant drip feed system.
It’s the pension,all of these ne’er-do-wells get a big FAT pension
if they HOLD-ON long enough !!!!!!!!!!!.
Man i am pig sick of people getting HUGE rewards for TIME SERVED !.
We the twats paying the salary of this HUGE slice of nothing !.
England rugby union player Mike Tindall arrives at 10 Downing Street in London, on February 18, 2009, as the England rugby union team prepare to meet with British Prime Minister Gordon Brown in order to launch a new charity called ‘the RFU’s Injured Players Foundation.
http://www.daylife.com/photo/03Z20nb7fkap4?q=gordon+brown
Tindall kinda jinxed himself by being shit.
Hysterical nonsense about Tyndall.
He should tell them all to fuck off.
Shock, horror Rugby player goes for a night out with the boys and gets pissed!! What would be really shocking is if he stayed in had a cup of Horlicks and went to bed early.
Does he read this ? Please tell me yes. If so, McMong you are a Hunt, a deluded idiot and you have fucked Britain beyond repair. Fuck you, eternally you piece of shit.
Wotcha Babbading , sweetheart x .
Do us one of ur clever Limericks , petal .
Pleeeeze !!
E x .
Just in!
Dutch finance minister Jan Kees de Jager has announced that Holland is prepared for a eurozone break-up.
The Dutch have been quiet of late. Making sensible plans no doubt.
If any nation in the Euro can bring the house of dictators down from within it is Holland.
And where is rusty Dave today?
Dreaming up more ways for British pensioners & taxpayers to prop up Merkel & Sarkosy?
What an utter shit Cameron is.
Vote UKIP
When he’s not dreaming up more ways of killing pensioners off by ever-increasing power bills.
I can fully endorse the use of Comtel Airlines based in the modern state of Austria to all my Indian supporters. I hope to become a shareholder of this wonderful airline when I can get hold of more public money to do this, as my expenses will not stretch to this.
link?
http://english.capital.gr/News.asp?id=1331798
http://english.capital.gr/News.asp?id=1331798
He is ‘considering all scenarios for the euro zone’, including a possible breakup that would reduce the size of the currency bloc.
No doubt there is also a dusty plan somewhere by a Dutch civil servant to go back on the tulip standard. Considering is not quite the same as preparing for.
De Jager also said that a breakup isn΄t desirable and that the Dutch government will do everything to prevent it.
The Sun has put his hat on tra la tra la yes yes yes !!!!!!
Complete break-up, OH HEAVEN !!
Has he ever been to Greece on Holiday ??
Lets make him an EU Commissioner that should do it
Err… Greece is already fcuked and in the hands of the EUKGB apparatchiks. Send Gordoom to France as a goodwill ambassador. They deserve it and Mary Queen of Scots will be revenged.
Oh no you don’t! There’s only limited places on the European Gravy Train you know, and they’re for the exclusively chosen few.
Oh no you don’t! The European Gravy Train is for the exclusively chosen few, don’t you know, I don’t care if Gordon was an even bigger failure than me.
Have you ever eaten in any of the numerous cafeterias, restaurants or
fine dining outlets within the hallowed portals of the EU ?
a very good place to start if you are looking for waste within the trough.
ALL food sold under the EU flag (sic) is tax free,subsidised & VERY CHEAP !!.
With this & ALL the benefits these leeches accrue, no wonder they want
to hold on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rather we kept our gobs shut about this turd, that will play games with is single union brain cell, like all these political garbage they’re happy if people are talking about them, good or bad.
We don’t want him here thank you very much!
Gordo, if you do read this blog (because you’re such a masochist I’m sure you do), can you please wish Tim Fatboy Tw*tson good health and good luck? Tar!
He would not even know how to er *coughs* get it up in the first place, Rat’s.
Why is Mrs Brown always jetting off without her husband, the great ruiner?
Its not like he has loads of constiuency work to do, nor as a back bencher.
It is almost as if they are only married for identification & obfuscation reasons only.
Odd.
raed that as ‘always jerking off without her husband’
Would you take the same plane as him?
+1
One eyed poof ?
Seeing the Incompetent One on a regular basis reminds me that bad as Cammers is things could be a hell of a lot worse.
Mum talks to incompetent son, never mind, one day you too could become the Prime Minister of our Country.
George Karatzaferis, head of Greece’s LAOS far-right nationalist party, has said “no signature is needed” on reform pledges to the EU.
That means two party leaders out of the three supporting the new coalition government have rejected calls to individually sign up to the pledge.
Without agreeing to the reform, Greece can’t get its next €8 billion in bail-out cash.
You have sinned, my son, and not for the first time. Blow on this and say twenty Our Fathers and then blow on this again.
I’m not an expert but I think you are supposed to suck
Oy ve suck ,blow,blow suck MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
8 billion?, that’s only enough to pay for the calamari and retsina for a week.
If only it was.
Rusty Europhile Cameron:
* Close DFID
* Refuse to pay the EUSSR
* Make 200 MPs redundant
Its our money – we want tax cuts to stimulate real economic growth & the above are not spending priorities for the British taxpayer.
Vote UKIP
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Ruiner.
The Kirkcaldy Curse.
Another criminal homo
MERYL Streep’s turn in The Iron Lady is likely to do for Thatcherism what her Abba flick Mamma Mia! did for Swedish pop — make it fashionable again.
Any ideas who would play Gordon in The Curse of McDoom?
Elmer Fudd?
Is Bud Costello still alive? If not, Rab. Nesbitt could possibly make a fair portrayal of the scotch idiot.
You wouldn’t be thinking of Lou Costello, would you? He was a mong easily bewildered, much like our good old Gordie Brown. I’m an annoying anorak, I know.
No you’re not DCI. Thanks for the info.
elmer fudge packer
Widow Twanky?
Mel Gibson- he hates the English.
Ian McNeice, Bert Large from Doc Martin has the right physique
John Hurt in a dusted off slightly altered Elephant man suit.
Not me. Somebody less philanthropic would be better.
Meat Loaf?
Thanks but no !
David Morrissey had a good stab it in the “Dramadoc on Channel 4 entitled “The Deal” with Michael Sheen(who else) as Tony Blair
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-deal
The dog after being attended to in ‘The Thing’.
It has Gordon’s smile.
Today I’ll mostly be giving up my countries sovereignty to a undemocratic secretive foreign power wile printing reichsmarks *cough* sorry deutschmarks, thank you.
The Italian cabinet now has no elected politicians in it at all.
At least the trains will run on time.
Things are now sooooo bad for Guido and his “”Beloved Team Dave”", that he has had to resort to a “Jonah Thread”…nevermind !!!!
Ah Moussa, there you are, you brain-dead nutter. Kisses and hugs to you thicko.
Things are now sooooo bad for Lefty activists and their “”Beloved RED☭ED””, that they have to resort to “Trolling other blogs”…nevermind !!!!
We do apologize, what would your dear leader have us discuss instead?
http://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2011/11/matthew-gould-and-the-plot-to-attack-iran
British plotting to drag us into yet another war…
So you keep telling us.
(Nigerian)
Tin foil hats – two for a quid, clear them up.
New Italian cabinet being sworn in….
“You’re all c|_|nts !!!
Farage on great form:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5g3TQtb-afgecr5fpnTVScalj0ACg?docId=N0683701321442981322A
Vote UKIP.
Sophie, you’re beginning to sound repetitive/desperate dear. Without wishing to hurt your delicate sensibilities,,,,,,,f!ck off, there’s a good girl. Thanks everso.
If only UKIP would widen the base of their policies they should be able to make good inroads into the libdem vote in 2015.
At the moment their focus is too narrow.
Juncker (seemingly Luxembourg’s permanent PM) was outraged that Farage was ‘using the debate to score points along political lines’.
Shocking that a fellow Parliamentarian should behave like that; in a hemicycle (like the Euro Parliaments 2 1/2 homes), everybody is -sort of- on the same side.
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Did Gordon wish T o r y B e a r’ s blog the best of luck then?
T armed services are safe in our ands
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2061942/Tony-Blair-Gordon-Brown-attend-funeral-Lord-Gould.html
gordon, bliar, mandy and alycampbell have been attending the funeral of Lord Gould. Interesting that in an interview with Andrew Marr, Marr put it to Gould that his wife believed the nastiness of politics had contributed to his cancer. Gould agreed.
Did he shake hands with Gordon?
Feck that! We are glowing in the dark!
Was he ever in Staines as there has been a vote to change its name.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062318/Will-Staines-Upon-Thames-Massive-Ali-Gs-home-town-votes-change-restore-dignity.html
How about 0rder-order.com?
I feel so sorry for Gordon. WTF am I saying??!!!
To be fair, if he was taking advice from Gordon he’d have hung on and on and on and on and on…………..