November 15th, 2011

Up Yours King


  1. 1
    jgm2 says:

    Where’s Billy?


  2. 2
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Anyone else got deja vu?


  3. 5
    Cell time says:

    The eloquence of the left, such class


  4. 6
    Shes up for it says:

    Like to see Cameron do that to Merkel


  5. 7
    Jonathan King, child welfare worker says:

    Up yours? Yes please!


  6. 8
    Billy Bowden is the world's greatest umpire! says:

    In need of some cash for Xmas ?

    Back this “cert”,I’ve been backing at all rated down to 3/1….Get on and make yourself some wonga.

    There’s lively betting taking place in the “next to leave the cabinet” markets. Over the weekend Ladbrokes tightened the price on a Theresa May departure and she’s now at 3/1. Just a week ago you could have got 16/1. One bookie had her at 25/1.


  7. 9
    Mervyn King, Thief-in-Chief says:

    Up yours? That’ll cost you £275,000,000,000, mate!


  8. 10
    Our Denry says:

    The old lady does not look bad for her age. I did get a choking off from my ex fiance last year when I wrote wishing her “happy birthday old thing” she is 3 years younger than me


  9. 11
    Don King says:

    Up yours? Fuck off, you fat bogtrotting queer.


  10. 14
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    I see Bean faced Dave was at yet another slap up nosh last night with a couple of hundred of his very rich friends
    “Tighten your belts everybody in these hard times , now pass the Foie Gras”


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      carry on up william hague says:

      Good likeness
      “Fois Gras face”
      Fray Bentos wi more class

      Fat ,oily , full of EU subsidy and probably takes it it the arse with is ead slammed in a door
      Bi eckers like


    • 24
      Jack Dawes says:

      Seems to me that the rich are doing very well out of the downturn. That is the advantage of being in charge.


    • 29
      boulay says:

      would that be the same event that every pm attends……


  11. 17
    carry on up william hague says:

    Two fingers up Tom King???
    Bi eckers!!!!!!!!
    Yes please


  12. 18
    Dick Head says:

    When will Mrs May do the right thing and resign?


    • 22
      We can't go on like this. says:

      If May had an ounce of decency or self-respect, she’d have resigned by now. Her position is completely untenable. The fact she hasn’t resigned speaks volumes about her, and her unsuitability for her role, not just as a minister but also as an MP.

      Likewise, Cameron, for not sacking her.


    • 51
      Our Denry says:

      Why should he, Dodgy Dave says that he has every confidence in her, hmmmm


  13. 19
    WAYNE ROONEY granny shagger says:

    I’d Do Her !


  14. 20
    We can't go on like this. says:

    Also nice of him to stick two fingers up to the British public.

    ‘The Prime Minister insisted that leaving the EU was “not in our national interest”’

    What an ignorant, arrogant wanker.


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  17. 26
    Bogeyman says:

    An utterly disgraceful example of English racism. From the Torygraph…

    A Scotsman who was called a “sweaty sock” and a caber tosser by English colleagues – and blamed for Gordon Brown’s premiership – is suing his employer for racial discrimination.

    Mark Lynch, a slaughterman, claims he was called a range of insults including “Jock” and “Scottie” during the seven years he worked at the abattoir in Cornwall.

    Mr Lynch, from Glasgow, said that local workers also made threats of violence against him and sabotaged his equipment.

    An employment tribunal in Exeter, Devon, was told that in June 2007 when Gordon Brown became Prime Minister, one worker said: “That’s the country ****** now that Scottish ***** is in charge.”

    Another allegedly made a crude remaking after asking Mr Lynch if he had seen the scene in the film Braveheart in which an English nobleman takes a bride on her wedding night and forces himself on her.

    And Mr Lynch, who is in his late 40s, said there were other remarks made about the Scots only being good ‘for tossing the caber and curling’.

    He claimed that some made comments about Glasgow being the ‘murder and Aids capital of Europe’.

    etc etc


    • 32
      PJ says:

      OK so those are the facts, where is the unsubstantiated stuff?


    • 34
      Gordon F Brown says:

      I guess they were substantially right.


    • 35
      carry on up william hague says:

      Fookin ell
      That sounds like high praise when it comes to t skirt wearing vegetable dodgers who exist in that shite hole north of berwick
      3 million unwashed dole scum wit nowt to offer other than midges, bad weather and smmiles that wud take a scouser withj a crowbar to break


    • 46
      Geoff, England says:

      But the Cornish would say they’re nothing to do with us English. Celt-on-Celt racism, but they’ll still blame us English. Besides, this is nothing compared with what English people in Scotland have to put up with, not that two wrongs make a right, but is Lynch without guilt? I suspect he was just as bigoted against us English long before he even left Glasgow.


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    carry on up william hague says:

    Any truth in t rooomer thatt Alkex Johnson used to fag for Fois Gras face at Eton?
    Rmooor is tat t term “Eton mess” comes from t state of Alex +involuntary spasm* Johnsons air after fois gratis face ad blown is toobs all over Alexs face


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    WAYNE ROONEY granny shagger says:

    Charlie Gilmore the drug addled Cenotaph pissing rioter has been released from prison after serving just 4 months of a 16 month sentence
    FFS he LOST an appeal on the 28th of October yet two weeks later they let him out anyway
    Maybe they just kept him over the weekend , so he didn’t piss on the Cenotaph while the queen was stood there !

    British Justice in Action !


  20. 43
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    The markets eyes are all on Spain as their borrowing costs are rising
    and at present are 6.3% (and rising) only slightly behind Italy
    there is also concern about France who’s rate has reached 3.5%
    Bail us out of that one Shortarsey and Murky


  21. 44
    Bob Dylan says:

    The times they are a changing.


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